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Ta-da.
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Oh, wow. Yeah.
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Impressive. Yeah.
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You have no idea what this is, do you?
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No.
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This is a scale model of the
new garage we're going to open.
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See? Electric Vehicle
Restoration Complex.
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Wow.
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- For real this time.
- Yeah.
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Look at all the little people. Okay.
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And that one right there, that's you.
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So, why am I holding a light saber?
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Is it because I fix
cars at lightning speed?
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No, Daddy. Then you'd be the Flash.
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And I don't have any action
figures from the DC Universe.
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I assume I don't have to explain why.
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Well, actually, you do,
but I don't want to hear it.
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- Hey, Mama, check it out.
- Wow. Impressive. Yeah.
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Okay, you two have been
married way too long.
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- Hey, hey.
- Malcolm, you'll never guess what this is.
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Um, looks like a scale
model of your new business.
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Well, yeah, you know,
y'all live together.
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He probably told you.
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This looks expensive.
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Can we afford to make
all this life-size?
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Well, Pops made a bundle
when he sold the Pit Stop.
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Yeah, but that's our retirement money.
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- We can't risk that.
- Oh, no, no, life is risk, Mama.
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As Michael Jordan once said,
you miss 100% of the shots
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- you don't take.
- Hey, wasn't that Tiger Woods?
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It's Wayne Gretzky. Read a book.
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Look, don't worry about the risk, babe.
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We're going to borrow
the money from the bank.
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All right? They're going to be
begging us to take their money.
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And I'm going to be like, "Nah, bro."
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And then they're going
to be like, "Calvin,
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please take our money,"
and I'll be like,
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"Aw, I don't know, man."
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And then they gonna
offer me some more money,
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and I'll be like, "Eh,
should I? Should I?"
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That's when they gonna double the offer,
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and I'm gonna be like, "All right then."
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Eh... Back to real life.
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You know, it's never
that easy to get a loan.
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It is when you have an idea this good.
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Servicing electric vehicles
that have fallen out of warranty.
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It's going to be huge.
Then I can kiss JPL goodbye.
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Oh, and it lights up.
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Oh! Come on!
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Well, check this out.
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Your company has a
gender-neutral bathroom.
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How progressive of you, Pop.
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Hey, look, me? Nah,
I'm down with whatever,
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you know what I'm saying?
But I am going to need
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my own bathroom.
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I get a shy bladder
when women are around.
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Okay.
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You better.
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Ooh. Good news. The laser
tag people just confirmed
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for Grover's birthday.
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They still can't do my party, huh?
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- They said no.
- Hmm.
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- It just seems like...
- I didn't ask them, Dave.
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You know, it's not just for kids, Gemma.
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There's a lot of strategy
in LT. That's laser tag.
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Oh, boy.
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You have to be stealth,
have catlike reflexes,
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and you always keep your
back up against the wall
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- so nobody can sneak up on you.
- Dave.
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Hey, Gregory.
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Oh, hi. I'm Gemma, Dave's
wife. It's nice to meet you.
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Gregory.
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Uh, we were just having lunch together
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and planning our son's
13th birthday party.
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Oh, birthdays are fun.
You know what's not fun?
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Being married for 20 years,
and you wake up one day and
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your wife tells you she's
leaving you for her trainer.
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Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.
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Yeah, that's really tough, um...
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Gregory. That's-that's-that's, uh...
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That's really tough.
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I'm going to go.
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Yeah.
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You haven't finished your lunch.
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I'm full.
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Gosh, Gregory, I'm really sorry
to hear about you and your wife.
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Oh, it's working out okay.
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I'm looking forward to the weekend.
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I've moved into a condo.
I'm building a bookshelf.
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Oh, and I'm working out
at the gym on Saturday.
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Well, that's great. Seems like
a positive step towards healing.
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With the same trainer
my wife left me for.
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I am never going to prepay
for anything ever again.
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But it sounds like you're
going to have a good weekend.
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Ha! Yeah. Please. If you're interested
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in coming to a party with cold pizza
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and 20 or so screaming kids
all shooting at each other,
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let me know.
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Sounds like fun. Thanks.
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Yeah, you're welcome.
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Sounds like fun?
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What the hell just happened?
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You invited your weird,
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sad-ass boss to our
son's birthday party?
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I don't know. I didn't mean to.
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I was obviously joking
when I made the offer.
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Was he obviously
joking when he accepted?
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It's not clear that he
knows what a joke is.
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But maybe he does. Look, I don't know.
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Well, you better figure it out.
I want this day to be special.
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Our little boy is becoming a teenager.
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You only get one 13th birthday.
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Well, you only ever really
ever get one of each birthday.
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You think that was a smart
thing to say right now, Dave?
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I can't have that downer
at the birthday party.
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I don't want the kids to see how
bad their lives could turn out.
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What am I supposed to do? He's my boss.
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It's already weird. This
will just make it weirder.
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Just give him the wrong
date by accident on purpose.
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I do it all the time.
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Is that why I missed your birthday
party when we first moved here?
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All right, it's looking
good. I'll see y'all later.
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H-H-Hey!
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Check you out, Pop.
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Looking cleaner than a game show host.
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Ah. Survey says you ain't lying.
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Okay. What's the occasion?
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Well, me and Marty,
we're going to the bank to get a loan.
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Okay. Hey, hey.
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No!
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What?
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Go put on a suit.
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What's wrong with this?
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It's not a suit.
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If there's one thing I've learned,
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it's that you have to
look like you have money
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if you want people to
give you more money.
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Well, then I'm good, because
this hoodie cost $250.
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You paid $250 for gym clothes?
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Go change.
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- But, Daddy...
- Go on now.
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Great to see you again, Calvin.
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Marty. I remember when you
were just a little tyke,
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running around the Pit
Stop with a baseball bat.
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Oh, that was my other son, Malcolm.
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Oh, this is the nerd.
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Mm-hmm.
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- How you doing?
- Good. Good.
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So, what am I looking at?
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Well, you're looking at
the future here, Doug.
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You see the people who
are out there driving
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electric cars, when they have a problem,
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they're hostages to the dealership.
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We're going to give them
a better, cheaper option.
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How are you going to do that?
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Well, the first thing we
have to do is reverse...
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Son, I got this. Okay.
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Kids.
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Doug, the problem with
electric cars is that, one,
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they're electrified, all right?
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There's electricity.
You're dealing with that.
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You mix that, obviously... the electrons
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of the electrolytes
is what happens, right?
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And if you take these and you
remove each electro-size...
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electron... You know what, Marty?
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Why don't you go ahead and
tell him what we're going to do.
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Just gonna hop in right there.
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First of all, none
of what you just said.
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You see, each car manufacturer
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has its own unique operating system.
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And if you can figure out
how to reverse engineer it,
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which, with my background at JPL,
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I can, then you can repair
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- any brand of electric car.
- Hmm.
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And we could do it cheaper
than the dealership.
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Huh. That is an interesting
idea. And what would you be
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- securing the loan with?
- Securing it?
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Well, we never do a loan
this size without collateral.
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Your home, investment property.
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Doug, come on.
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You don't need collateral
for an idea this good.
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It's no risk.
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I mean, you know me, and I know you,
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so that's collateral enough.
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Oh, my God.
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Okay, Calvin. Sounds great.
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- There we go. There we go!
- All right!
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All right. So, uh,
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- how long are we talking?
- Oh, very soon.
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Just let me talk to my
team, run it up the flagpole.
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There is no flagpole, is there, Doug?
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- Well...
- So you're not going to give us the money?
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I'm not.
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But I didn't want to say it in
front of your little slugger.
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I'm the nerd.
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Hey, Gregory.
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Uh, just curious. When you said my son's
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birthday party sounded like
fun, you were joking, right?
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Were you joking?
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Me?
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No.
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Good. Because I spent $600 on a gift.
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That's funny. You know, 600 dol...
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It's your wife's loss. You are
way funnier than that trainer.
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He doesn't have to be funny.
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He has abs.
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But I wasn't joking.
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You...
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My God. Uh...
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You got my son a PlayStation 5.
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Yes. How weird would
it be if I showed up
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at a kid's party without a gift?
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Right.
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Sure. Because, you know,
that would be weird.
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Yeah.
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So the bank said no? I
don't know what happened.
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I had on my best suit, the
cufflinks, the good cologne.
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I even hit him with my
rich white guy chuckle.
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Telling me we need collateral.
The Butler name is collateral.
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You know what? Look,
you gave it all you got.
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You know?
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And if it's any consolation,
you look handsome.
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Well, my dreams are shattered,
but my mama thinks I'm handsome.
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It's a wash.
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What am I hearing?
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One rejection and y'all are giving up?
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Do you know how many
times the Wright brothers
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crashed to the ground
before they were able to fly?
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How many?
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I don't know exactly, Pop,
but I'm sure it was a bunch of times.
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Marty doesn't need to go
crashing around in planes.
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00:11:27,975 --> 00:11:31,252
He needs to stay at JPL,
which is like a nice, safe bus.
233
00:11:31,263 --> 00:11:33,831
Statistically, more people
die in buses than planes.
234
00:11:33,842 --> 00:11:35,995
Stop hating on my point, Marty.
235
00:11:37,002 --> 00:11:39,916
I'm just saying that maybe
the universe is telling us something.
236
00:11:39,927 --> 00:11:41,580
Maybe Marty should keep his nice,
237
00:11:41,591 --> 00:11:43,196
steady job and your father and I could
238
00:11:43,207 --> 00:11:45,009
keep our nice, cozy nest egg.
239
00:11:45,969 --> 00:11:48,402
I don't want to just keep
punching the clock at JPL.
240
00:11:48,413 --> 00:11:50,175
Especially when we're
sitting on such a great idea.
241
00:11:50,186 --> 00:11:52,956
And if we don't do
it, somebody else will.
242
00:11:53,750 --> 00:11:56,949
You know what? Maybe we
should be pitching this
243
00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:59,404
like a tech start-up.
Go venture capitalist.
244
00:11:59,415 --> 00:12:02,137
Exactly. You see, they have
vision. They take risks.
245
00:12:02,148 --> 00:12:04,103
Yeah, they move fast. They break things.
246
00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:06,417
So do toddlers. What's your point?
247
00:12:07,392 --> 00:12:09,235
What I'm saying is,
I know a guy that used
248
00:12:09,246 --> 00:12:11,625
to work at JPL who made
a fortune on crypto.
249
00:12:11,636 --> 00:12:13,194
Now he's an angel investor.
250
00:12:13,205 --> 00:12:14,744
Angel investor?
251
00:12:14,755 --> 00:12:18,092
That sound like a fancy
way of saying sugar daddy.
252
00:12:18,896 --> 00:12:22,275
Marty, I ain't doing nothing
strange for some change.
253
00:12:32,028 --> 00:12:35,026
Marty, I feel ridiculous.
254
00:12:35,089 --> 00:12:38,079
I got on this big jacket,
and half my legs are out.
255
00:12:39,116 --> 00:12:40,740
Dad, this is what you
have to wear when you're
256
00:12:40,751 --> 00:12:42,289
meeting with a young investor.
257
00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:43,520
Well, it better work fast,
258
00:12:43,531 --> 00:12:46,527
because I'm cold on the
bottom and I'm hot on the top.
259
00:12:51,842 --> 00:12:53,079
What was that?
260
00:12:53,090 --> 00:12:54,858
That's who we're here to meet.
261
00:12:57,957 --> 00:13:01,760
Marty and Marty's dad!
Things are getting litty.
262
00:13:01,904 --> 00:13:05,238
- What is up?
- Hey, thanks for having us, Pike.
263
00:13:05,249 --> 00:13:08,494
Pike? Is that your last
name or your first name?
264
00:13:08,505 --> 00:13:09,872
Yes.
265
00:13:12,422 --> 00:13:14,424
Guys, have a seat.
266
00:13:17,541 --> 00:13:19,832
Uh, you know, I think I'll stand.
267
00:13:19,843 --> 00:13:22,546
I don't have beanbag knees.
268
00:13:23,613 --> 00:13:25,139
Take a swing.
269
00:13:25,522 --> 00:13:30,494
Yeah. Okay, sure. Yeah, I'll just swing.
270
00:13:30,648 --> 00:13:31,687
Okay.
271
00:13:32,214 --> 00:13:34,705
All right. Okay.
272
00:13:34,716 --> 00:13:38,812
Yeah. Feeling litty. Yeah,
very good. Very litty.
273
00:13:38,823 --> 00:13:41,297
Let's get into it. Blow me away.
274
00:13:42,095 --> 00:13:43,396
Use-use your legs, Daddy.
275
00:13:43,407 --> 00:13:44,535
Okay.
276
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,656
Uh... You got to...
277
00:13:49,667 --> 00:13:54,703
Hey, uh, I hate to
be-be rude here, but, uh,
278
00:13:54,885 --> 00:13:57,255
is this a business or a daycare center?
279
00:13:57,395 --> 00:13:59,630
Ha! Daycare center.
280
00:13:59,862 --> 00:14:01,190
I like this guy.
281
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:04,114
Yeah. My dad is hilarious.
282
00:14:04,602 --> 00:14:06,900
I'm going to cut to the chase.
I read your guys' one-liner.
283
00:14:06,911 --> 00:14:08,475
I'm very interested.
284
00:14:08,486 --> 00:14:10,996
Okay, well, we think there's about to be
285
00:14:11,007 --> 00:14:13,669
a huge market in EVs that
are falling out of warranty.
286
00:14:14,037 --> 00:14:15,293
One question.
287
00:14:15,304 --> 00:14:17,296
You're going to reverse
engineer the operating systems?
288
00:14:17,307 --> 00:14:18,975
- Yes.
- I'm in.
289
00:14:18,986 --> 00:14:20,078
Oh.
290
00:14:20,357 --> 00:14:22,892
I'm sorry, I missed it, guys.
291
00:14:23,047 --> 00:14:25,316
- I'm in.
- Oh!
292
00:14:25,582 --> 00:14:26,849
So, wait a minute.
293
00:14:26,860 --> 00:14:30,344
You don't have to, uh, talk
to your team or your-your mom?
294
00:14:30,355 --> 00:14:32,890
I love this guy.
295
00:14:33,090 --> 00:14:34,650
Okay. Whoa.
296
00:14:35,906 --> 00:14:38,301
- I only got one problem.
- Uh-oh.
297
00:14:38,741 --> 00:14:40,774
You guys aren't asking for enough money.
298
00:14:40,785 --> 00:14:42,253
We need to add a zero.
299
00:14:42,407 --> 00:14:43,967
Well, all right!
300
00:14:46,057 --> 00:14:48,067
Dudes, let's make history.
301
00:14:48,078 --> 00:14:50,781
I'll text my guy to
wire you the money now.
302
00:14:51,437 --> 00:14:53,468
- Morton Alderman.
- Yeah?
303
00:14:53,664 --> 00:14:55,433
You're under arrest
for securities fraud,
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00:14:55,444 --> 00:14:56,701
wire fraud and money laundering.
305
00:14:56,712 --> 00:14:59,351
Securities fraud? Marty, call my mom!
306
00:15:00,605 --> 00:15:04,275
Officer, could you let him hit
"send" before you take him away?
307
00:15:04,835 --> 00:15:06,755
Was he sending you money?
308
00:15:06,766 --> 00:15:08,714
Money? No.
309
00:15:08,725 --> 00:15:10,340
No, no, no, no, no.
310
00:15:10,351 --> 00:15:11,814
No money. No, no.
311
00:15:11,825 --> 00:15:13,727
- He was sending me a meme.
- Memes.
312
00:15:14,332 --> 00:15:16,426
Y-You seen the one with the baby
313
00:15:16,437 --> 00:15:18,406
on the horse, and
then the daddy come in?
314
00:15:18,676 --> 00:15:21,044
And the daddy say, "Give my baby back."
315
00:15:21,055 --> 00:15:22,161
It was...
316
00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:23,975
- Yeah.
- Let's get out of here.
317
00:15:29,340 --> 00:15:30,774
So not fair.
318
00:15:30,890 --> 00:15:32,022
What happened?
319
00:15:32,033 --> 00:15:33,720
We just won again.
320
00:15:33,731 --> 00:15:35,460
Gregory is so good!
321
00:15:37,255 --> 00:15:38,377
Yes, he is.
322
00:15:38,388 --> 00:15:41,212
Every round, he zapped
me in the first five seconds.
323
00:15:41,798 --> 00:15:43,870
You left yourself wide open, man.
324
00:15:43,881 --> 00:15:46,250
This game is so easy.
325
00:15:46,456 --> 00:15:49,310
Gregory, you were a
sharpshooter in the Marines.
326
00:15:50,948 --> 00:15:54,184
Hey, Gemma, thank you so much
for letting me bring a plus-one.
327
00:15:54,195 --> 00:15:56,930
How you doing, Mumbles?
328
00:15:58,229 --> 00:15:59,495
I didn't want to leave him at home.
329
00:15:59,506 --> 00:16:02,242
He's been having some digestive issues.
330
00:16:03,757 --> 00:16:07,612
Ah. Well, I just caught him
eating a whole box of donuts
331
00:16:07,623 --> 00:16:10,010
but maybe that'll help
settle his stomach.
332
00:16:12,202 --> 00:16:14,568
Mumbles, were you a naughty boy?
333
00:16:15,310 --> 00:16:17,871
Hey, you know what, Gregory?
Maybe Mumbles needs some air.
334
00:16:17,882 --> 00:16:20,963
You know, feel free to take...
335
00:16:22,788 --> 00:16:24,377
Come on, man. Really?
336
00:16:24,388 --> 00:16:26,824
There are no rules in war, David.
337
00:16:29,126 --> 00:16:32,796
I am so sorry you didn't
get the money, guys.
338
00:16:33,062 --> 00:16:34,735
But, look, don't be discouraged.
339
00:16:34,746 --> 00:16:37,191
There's so many other
things you can try.
340
00:16:37,202 --> 00:16:39,136
Remember we went to that farmer's market
341
00:16:39,147 --> 00:16:41,194
and we saw that guy
who sold his own honey?
342
00:16:41,205 --> 00:16:42,940
You thought that was so cool.
343
00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:45,524
I need bees, Tina.
344
00:16:48,264 --> 00:16:49,763
Oh, look.
345
00:16:49,774 --> 00:16:51,115
Yeah. David's friend.
346
00:16:51,126 --> 00:16:54,385
Okay. Not right now, Gregory.
I am having a hard day.
347
00:16:54,852 --> 00:16:58,122
Day? Must be nice.
I'm having a hard year.
348
00:16:58,265 --> 00:17:02,226
My wife left me for a guy who
looks like Brad Pitt in Fight Club.
349
00:17:02,237 --> 00:17:04,905
Damn, that's prime Pitt.
350
00:17:06,577 --> 00:17:10,856
It's not just his looks.
He's a risk-taker and I'm not.
351
00:17:10,867 --> 00:17:13,684
I'm just a normie with
a nine-to-five on his
352
00:17:13,797 --> 00:17:16,399
fourth Toyota Corolla.
353
00:17:17,335 --> 00:17:18,841
And now look at me.
354
00:17:18,852 --> 00:17:21,220
Here I am, stuck at
a kid's birthday party
355
00:17:21,231 --> 00:17:23,101
I didn't even want to go to, but
356
00:17:23,112 --> 00:17:25,210
Dave invited me and then made it weird.
357
00:17:27,236 --> 00:17:31,211
Hey, Gregory, Mumbles
is barking in his sleep,
358
00:17:31,222 --> 00:17:32,790
and he is scaring the kids.
359
00:17:33,134 --> 00:17:35,381
Oh, God. The nightmares are back.
360
00:17:35,392 --> 00:17:36,593
Oh...
361
00:17:37,574 --> 00:17:38,842
Man.
362
00:17:38,853 --> 00:17:40,053
What?
363
00:17:40,064 --> 00:17:41,332
I'm Gregory.
364
00:17:41,432 --> 00:17:44,301
- What? What are you talking about?
- I'm Gregory. Think about it.
365
00:17:44,312 --> 00:17:46,115
I just lost my fiancée, I'm stuck at
366
00:17:46,126 --> 00:17:47,965
a boring job, I'm playing it safe.
367
00:17:47,976 --> 00:17:50,422
Oh, no. Come on, Marty.
It's not like that.
368
00:17:50,433 --> 00:17:52,030
I drive a Chevy Bolt!
369
00:17:52,041 --> 00:17:54,243
That's the Corolla of electric cars.
370
00:17:55,165 --> 00:17:58,068
Calm down, Marty, we're
still in this thing.
371
00:17:58,716 --> 00:18:00,785
We'll... We'll figure it out.
372
00:18:01,191 --> 00:18:04,094
Calvin, I love that you're
supporting our baby's dream.
373
00:18:04,407 --> 00:18:06,076
And I always will.
374
00:18:09,153 --> 00:18:10,840
You know what?
375
00:18:11,461 --> 00:18:12,797
Go for it.
376
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:14,427
Excuse me?
377
00:18:14,438 --> 00:18:17,385
To hell with counting
on other people's money.
378
00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:19,998
This is a great idea.
Whatever we need to do to
379
00:18:20,009 --> 00:18:21,544
get that loan, let's do it.
380
00:18:21,906 --> 00:18:23,575
Are you serious?
381
00:18:24,482 --> 00:18:26,705
Baby, I believe in us.
382
00:18:26,816 --> 00:18:28,718
You know, I was so
worried about the money,
383
00:18:28,729 --> 00:18:31,365
I wasn't thinking about
what this meant for Marty.
384
00:18:31,376 --> 00:18:35,113
I don't want him to end up
a sad man with a saggy dog.
385
00:18:37,655 --> 00:18:40,210
- Really, Mama?
- Yes, baby.
386
00:18:40,637 --> 00:18:42,606
So, Dad, are we back in?
387
00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:43,998
- Yes.
- Yes!
388
00:18:44,009 --> 00:18:46,039
We in it to win it. You know what?
389
00:18:46,050 --> 00:18:49,154
It's a risk we can handle
because we have the collateral.
390
00:18:49,540 --> 00:18:50,718
We got the house.
391
00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:53,370
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You are risking the house?
392
00:18:53,559 --> 00:18:55,605
All right, Pop, that's
what I'm talking about.
393
00:18:55,616 --> 00:18:58,051
Betting on yourself. That is bold.
394
00:18:58,409 --> 00:19:00,177
I'm not that bold.
395
00:19:00,188 --> 00:19:02,141
- No, I'm risking your house.
- Yeah.
396
00:19:02,152 --> 00:19:04,598
Whoa, whoa, whoa, that
seems like a rash decision.
397
00:19:04,609 --> 00:19:06,262
I like it, and I'm in.
398
00:19:06,642 --> 00:19:08,935
Of course you're in,
Marty. It's your business.
399
00:19:08,946 --> 00:19:10,715
I'm not even involved and
y'all risking my house.
400
00:19:10,726 --> 00:19:13,368
Shh! Don't worry, baby.
401
00:19:13,379 --> 00:19:17,194
Worst-case scenario,
you can move back in with your mama.
402
00:19:17,464 --> 00:19:20,480
I mean, it's a win-win for me.
403
00:19:21,352 --> 00:19:22,777
And listen, Malcolm.
404
00:19:22,788 --> 00:19:25,090
If we lose the house,
405
00:19:25,845 --> 00:19:28,205
I'll give you your deposit back.
406
00:19:28,477 --> 00:19:30,231
I didn't give you any deposit.
407
00:19:30,242 --> 00:19:32,312
So what the hell you complaining about?
408
00:19:39,683 --> 00:19:42,452
LeBron to the hole. Boom!
409
00:19:42,463 --> 00:19:44,665
Ha-ha! I love this game.
410
00:19:44,676 --> 00:19:47,812
You know, this is the best
present Grover's ever got.
411
00:19:48,690 --> 00:19:50,345
Can I get a turn?
412
00:19:51,021 --> 00:19:52,491
In a minute.
413
00:19:53,630 --> 00:19:55,499
You said that 90 minutes ago.
414
00:19:55,510 --> 00:19:58,879
Well, I'm only down 43 points.
415
00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:03,554
I can't believe Gregory
bought this boy a PS5.
416
00:20:03,565 --> 00:20:07,212
Me neither. I told him he could
come over and play it anytime.
417
00:20:09,213 --> 00:20:10,715
You what?
418
00:20:10,726 --> 00:20:13,020
Well, I mean, I was obviously joking.
419
00:20:16,272 --> 00:20:18,174
It couldn't be, could it?
420
00:20:23,444 --> 00:20:24,808
It is.
421
00:20:29,633 --> 00:20:31,403
Ha! Gregory.
422
00:20:31,414 --> 00:20:34,972
Surprised to see you here
on this Saturday night at...
423
00:20:36,077 --> 00:20:37,420
9:00 p.m.
424
00:20:38,594 --> 00:20:40,100
Yeah, it wasn't my plan,
425
00:20:40,111 --> 00:20:43,260
but Grover invited me
and then made it weird.
426
00:20:45,475 --> 00:20:46,908
Guess I got next.
427
00:20:56,328 --> 00:21:01,328
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