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America's favorite
family comedy,

"The Adventures of
Ozzie and Harriet,"

starring the entire
Nelson family.

Here is Ozzie, who plays
the part of Ozzie Nelson.

And of course, his lovely wife
Harriet as Harriet Nelson.

The older of the Nelson boys,
David, appears as David Nelson.

And his younger brother,
the irrepressible Ricky,

played by Ricky Nelson.

The Nelson's next
door neighbor, Thorny,

is played by Don DeFore.

- Can I help you carry out
the dishes after dinner, Mom?

- Well, that's very
thoughtful of you, dear,

but I think you better
get on your homework.

I can take care of the dishes.

- Well, gee, if you
won't let me help you,

I can't ask you this favor.

- What favor is that?

- I was kind of
hoping I could go over

to Will Thornberry's tonight.

- Well, don't you have
any homework to do?

- Oh sure, but I can do
it in school tomorrow.

- No, I think you better
do your homework tonight

and see Will tomorrow.

- Gee, that's what I
always do, homework.

- Well, we've all
been through it.

- Well, you know what they say.

All homework and no Will
makes life a bitter pill.

- Hey, wait, will ya?

I don't want any of that
corn to rub off on me.

- He's a dan, dan, dandy.

- The answer is, if you've
got an unpleasant task to do,

do it right away.

Don't keep putting it off.

I've told you that 100 times.

- Yeah, but that's always
a hard thing to do.

- Which reminds me, don't
forget your dentist appointment

tomorrow.

- Holy smokes, not again!

- Well, wait a minute, Ricky.

You talk about the dentist
as if he were an executioner.

- He's a nice man but golly.

- Look, you may have a couple
of uncomfortable moments

but the only thing to do
is take it like a man.

Just set your teeth and
see the thing through.

- Well, if you say so.

- I hate to break in here,
but I don't want this

to get too far out of hand.

- Well, don't you think
what I'm saying makes sense?

- Yes, I do, and
I'm glad to hear

you say it because the
appointment isn't for Ricky,

it's for you.

Yes, sirree.

- But I thought--

I mean, didn't Dr. Smith go
East for the dental convention

or something?

- Yes, but Dr. Taylor is
handling his appointments.

- Dr. Taylor?

I've never even heard of him.

- Well, he's a young
dentist here in town.

Very good, too, I understand.

- Well, Harriet, I'm
certainly not going

to have some Johnny
Come Lately sticking

his clumsy hands in my mouth.

- Well, I'm sure he's
a very capable man

or Dr. Smith wouldn't
recommend him.

- Well, I know but I
don't see any sense

in going to a strange dentist.

Besides, I probably
have no work to be done.

- Well, he said Dr. Smith
sent your x-rays over to him.

- You're making a big
production out of nothing.

- Aren't you going to go, Pop?

- Your mother made
the appointment.

Evidently I don't
have any choice.

- Maybe the dentist
won't show up.

- I don't want to
change the subject

but have you got anything
planned for Saturday evening?

- I don't think so.
Why?

- I mean, you're
coming home for dinner?

- Well, yeah.
Did you invite somebody over?

- Yes, I did.

I met the cutest girl over at
Mary Dunkel's the other day,

and she's new in town,
doesn't know very many people.

- Oh, what are you going to
do, throw a big party for her?

- Oh, no.

I just thought you might know
some attractive young man.

- Oh, Harriet, for
goodness sake's.

Why do you gals always
have to be matchmakers?

- She's a very cute girl
and you won't even meet her.

- Well, I'm sure
she is but, gosh,

I don't know anybody
to invite over.

- Well, we really don't
have to have anybody else.

- Besides, aren't you starting
a little early this year?

The mating season doesn't start
until after April Fools Day,

does it?

- She's a very
attractive girl and it

would be nice if we had
somebody to introduce her to.

- You could introduce her to me.

- I think you better
introduce yourself

to that homework, young fella.

- So do I.

- It sure takes a guy
a long time to grow up.

- Well, maybe so, but it
takes an awful short time

to grow old, so enjoy
it while you can, boys.

- Oh, speaking of
enjoying yourself,

and I use the term loosely, what
time is my dental appointment

tomorrow?

- 3 o'clock.

That OK?

- Oh, yes.

I guess I don't
have much choice.

- Well, now, don't
start worrying about it.

- Well, I'm not worrying
about it, Harriet.

Probably won't have
anything you done anyway.

Maybe just a little
cleaning of my teeth.

Besides, as Ricky
said, maybe the dentist

might not even show up.

- Good afternoon.

My name is Nelson.

I have an appointment
with Dr. Taylor.

- Oh, yes, I know.
Mr Nelson.

I'm afraid I have some
very bad news for you.

Dr. Taylor was called
away on an emergency.

- Oh, really?

How about that?

- He just called
and said he'd be

gone the rest of the afternoon.

I'm so sorry.

It was most unexpected.

- Oh, that's perfectly OK.

- Won't you sit down?

- Right here?

- Oh, well, I'm
afraid I can't make

another appointment for you.

Dr. Taylor hurried
away before I was

able to check his
appointment book with him.

- Oh, that's really OK.

- Well, I certainly hope
the rest of the patients

are as understanding as you are.

I've only been with
Dr. Taylor a few days

and haven't really had a
chance to get acquainted.

- Oh, well, I'm sure the
others will be understanding.

- They will be if
they're all understanding

young men like you are.

- Well, thank you, but I'm
really not so understanding.

- Now, I hope you won't
think I'm too bold,

but isn't that one
of those new suits

with the natural
shoulders you're wearing?

- Oh, well, yes, it is.

- Oh, well, it looks
perfectly stunning.

You know, all the
really smart young men

were wearing those
when I left home.

- Oh, is that so?

Thank you very much.

- It's so silly to wear
those big shoulder pads

when a man is naturally broad
shouldered like you are.

- I'm not really so,
so understanding.

- That color is
most becoming, too.

What is that?

- Oh, this is--

Sort of-- I guess you would
probably call this "gray."

- Well, it certainly goes
perfectly with your blue eyes.

They are blue, aren't they?

- Oh, yes, they are.

Nice of you to notice.

- In fact, I'm knitting a
pair of socks that would

go perfectly with that suit.

- Oh?

- Here they are.

How do you like them?

- Oh, yes, they're very nice.

- Unfortunately,
I've already promised

this pair to my
brother back home,

but if you really
like them I could

get some more of the material.

- Oh, thank you very much, but I
received several pairs of socks

similar to that for Christmas.

- Oh, well, if you should change
your mind, just let me know.

- Oh, well, thank you.

That's very nice.

Well, I guess I'll
be going then.

- I'll make another
appointment for you

as soon as I check
with Dr. Taylor.

- Oh, OK.

Oh, I tell you, there is one
thing you could do for me,

if you would.

Dr. Taylor has some x-rays of
mine he was going to look over

and I am kind of anxious to know
sort of what's in store for me.

- Well, he's going to
call back here later on.

I'll tell you what.

I'll ask him about them and
then you can call me at home.

My number is Gladstone 3974.

- Oh, thanks a lot
but I wouldn't want

to put you to all that trouble.

- Oh, it's no trouble at all.

That number is Gladstone 3974.

- Yes.

Well, on second thought,
I think possibly it might

be better if I didn't know.

That is, about the X-rays.

- Why don't I write my number
down for you just in case?

- Well, it's really
not that urgent.

- Oh, well, if you
should change your mind,

you can call me at home.

That number is Gladstone 3974.

- OK, well, if I get a
chance, I'll call you

and if I don't I'll
contact the office

at the beginning of the week.

- You be sure and do
that now, you hear?

And it's been such a
pleasure meeting you.

I can't remember when I've
met such a charming gentleman.

- Oh, gee, thanks.

Well, goodbye.

You all.

- Hi, Thorny old boy.

- Hi, Oz.

- Where have you been?

- Down at the dentist's office.

I had an appointment with him.

- What did he give you,
laughing gas or something?

- No, no.

I got a wonderful
break though, Thorny.

- Yeah?

- Yeah, it seems the dentist
was called out on an emergency

and I spent a delightful time
chatting with his very charming

receptionist.

- Well, Oz, you lucky dog.

- Of course, it was all very
innocent and everything,

but you know, Thorny,
she seemed to--

Well, now, of
course you know I'm

not the guy who goes around--

And I'm sure she was probably
just kidding about the socks

but--

- Well, come on, Oz,
don't stop there.

It's beginning to
sound interesting.

- Well, she was knitting
this pair of socks, Thorny,

and she offered to knit
a pair for me, too.

- You're kidding, Oz.

- As a matter of
fact, she was going

to give me the pair
she was knitting

but she said she'd already
promised those to her brother.

- Well, that was
probably just an excuse.

What was the matter?

Was it the wrong size
or wrong color, maybe?

- No, no, no, the
color was fine.

As a matter of--

Well, this is kind
of embarrassing

but she said she thought they'd
go perfect with my blue eyes.

- Blue eyes?

Wowee!

You must have really turned
on the charm, doll face.

- I warn you, Thorny, I don't
want you to get the wrong idea.

I mean, this was
nothing serious.

- Imagine having this
babe fall all over you!

Well, tell me, what
line did you use?

- Oh, no, no, no, no.

Don't be silly.

I didn't say a word.

- I see, you used the
strong silent approach.

- No, no, no.

- Well, what
approach did you use?

- Well, I just walked--

No, no, no, no Thorny, I
didn't approach her at all.

- Oh, she approached you.

- No, no.

- Wait a minute.

It's obvious that one of you
is not telling the truth.

- If you'll excuse me, Thorny,
I'm going in the house.

I don't have to stand here and--

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, Oz,
but just out of curiosity,

what was the girl's
reaction when you told her

you were married?

- I didn't tell
her I was married.

- You didn't tell her?

- Well, of course not, Thorny.

The subject didn't come up.

Now look, this girl
was a receptionist--

- Oz, Oz, please, I'd
rather you wouldn't tell me

any more about it.

I just don't want to get mixed
up in anything like this.

- Go ahead, have your fun.

- All I got to say is, Oz, you
just better watch your step,

you sly old dog.

- Ozzie and Harriet will
be back in just a moment.

- Hi!

What you doing?

- I'm just trying on
a couple of neckties

for color combinations.

How does maroon go with blue?

That goes OK, doesn't it?

- Yes.

What have you got
on that's blue?

- Well, my-- well, don't
I have a dark blue suit?

I think I used to
have a dark blue suit?

Then I have a couple
of blue shirts.

- Yes, and don't forget
your baby blue eyes.

- Just a second, Harriet.

Has Thorny been over
here by any chance?

- Well, yes, as
a matter of fact,

he was a little while ago.

- I thought so, the
big blabbermouth.

Well, Harriet, for
goodness sake's

you certainly must realize
there was absolutely nothing

between this girl and myself.

I never saw her
before in my life,

and there was absolutely
nothing between us

except a perfectly
innocent conversation.

I mean, the girl was
a little lonesome,

and I perhaps
seemed understanding

in a fatherly sort of a way.

But chances are I'll
never see the girl again

the rest of my life.

And as for Thorny,
I'm surprised at him

for starting such
a ridiculous rumor.

- What has Thorny
got to do with it?

- Wasn't he the one who
blabbed the whole thing?

- Well, no, he came over to
borrow a pack of cigarettes.

So what's this about
you and some girl?

- Well, how come--

Well, why doesn't Thorny--

Well, how did you find
out about my blue eyes?

- Well, you've
always had blue eyes.

Now, what's this about a girl?

When did this happen?

- Well, you remember I told
you I made this appointment

with the dentist and when I went
over there he didn't show up?

- No, you didn't tell
me he didn't show up.

- Oh, well, I
intended to tell you.

Well, anyway, Thorny and
I got kidding around.

You know how Thorny and I do?

You know, making mountains
out of molehills?

- Well, for goodness
sakes, dear,

you don't have to explain.

If I can't trust you
after all these years...

- Oh, well, yes.

Darn that Thorny anyway!

- What's the matter with Thorny?

- Well, why can't he
buy his own cigarettes

instead of coming over here
and bumming them off of us?

- Hadn't you better get dressed?

- What for?

- Remember, I told you Kathy's
coming to dinner tonight.

She's that little
girl from out of town.

I told you about it.

- Oh, Oh, yes.

I believe you did mention
something about it

the other night at dinner.

What did you say your name was?

- Cathy.

Cathy Calhoun.

Calhoun?

Well, that's a southern
name, isn't it?

Yes, she's from South
Carolina or Georgia

or someplace down there.

She has the cutest
southern accent.

Wait until you meet her.

Which reminds me, I
better phone and see

if she has any way
of getting over here.

- Well, maybe if she has
no way of getting over here

she'd feel better if we
forgot the whole thing

or made it another night.

- She doesn't have a car.

You can drive over
and pick her up.

- No, I'm sure she wouldn't want
to put us to all that trouble.

- It's no trouble.

- Yes it is, Harriet.

- No, it isn't.

- Well, who is picking
her up, you or me?

- You are and it's
very kind of you.

- Harriet!

Harriet.

- Just a minute, dear.

- What was that number again?

Gladstone 39-- 39--

- 74.

- Well, that's right.

How did you know?

- How did I know what?

- Her phone number.

I said "Gladstone 39"
and you said "74."

- Oh, that.

Well, it's only natural
that when you say "39"

I'm going to say "74."

- I don't get it.

- Well, 9 and 3 is 12 and
7 and 4 is 11 and 1 is 12.

- Well, I never was
very good at arithmetic.

- It would be funny if
she forgot all about it,

wasn't even home.

- Hello, Cathy?

Harriet Nelson.

You haven't forgotten
that you're having dinner

with us tonight, have you?

- She's probably
made other plans.

- Oh, that's good.

- Oh, sure, it's
better that way.

- Ozzie, please.

- Oh, wonderful.

I'm anxious to
hear all about it.

Would you like my
husband to pick you up?

He's very good at
that sort of thing.

Well, fine, Cathy.

We'll look forward
to seeing you.

Goodbye.

- She's coming over?

- Yes, she's already
ordered a cab.

She says she's just
bursting with news.

She's got this new job and
she's got this terrible crush

on somebody.

She wants to tell
me all about it.

- Harriet, let me
get this straight.

Now, you say this girl has just
been in town for a few days,

she's from the South,
and the number you called

was Gladstone 3974?

- Yes, that's right.

- Did she say who
she was working for?

- No, she just said she was a
receptionist for some dentist.

Something the matter, dear?

- I think I'll go
upstairs and kill myself.

- Ozzie, where are you going?

You act as if you're
afraid to meet this girl.

Hello, Cathy.

- Harriet, honey, it was so
sweet of you to ask me over.

- Well, it's such
fun to have you.

I want you to meet my husband.

- Now, let's be
sensible about this.

- I'm Cathy, how do you do?

- Oh, how do you do?

- Your charming wife has been
telling me so much about you.

- Oh, thank you,

- Is something the matter
with your face, dear?

- Oh, no.

I just thought
I'd call the boys.

David, Ricky.

- They're at your
mother's for dinner.

- Oh.
- Let me take your coat, Cathy.

- Oh, thank you, Harriet.

- We're so glad that
you could come over.

- Well, I hope I'm
not interrupting.

- Why don't you tell
me all the news?

I'm just dying to hear about it.

- Well, I must admit I certainly
have been enjoying myself

in your fair city.

- Won't you sit down?

- Thank you.

- Dinner's practically ready.

Ozzie, would you mind
carving the roast, please?

- Oh, it's out in the kitchen.

- Mr. Nelson, I hope
you'll forgive my staring

at you like this but--

Wait a minute.

Of course, now I remember!

- Remember what?

- There was a boy I used
to go with back home who

wore a necktie just like that.

- Oh, well...

Good for him.

- And this is David when
he was three years old.

- Oh, my.

He certainly looks like
his daddy, doesn't he?

- Boy, I guess he does.

- Oh, I wonder
who that could be.

Will you excuse me for a minute?

- Oh, Dr. Taylor.
Come on in.

- Thank you.

I thought I'd stop by and
show Mr. Nelson his X-rays.

Hope I'm not interrupting.

- Oh, not at all.

Ozzie, this is Dr, Taylor.

- Oh, how do you do Dr. Taylor?

- Mr. Nelson.

Sorry I missed you at
the office yesterday.

I was called out
on an emergency.

- Yes, I know.

Your receptionist
told me about it.

In fact, this is a
bit of a coincidence.

- Miss Calhoun!

What a surprise.

- Well, for goodness sake.

- You two know each other?

- Oh, yes, indeed.

Miss Calhoun's my receptionist.

And a very good one, too.

- Won't you sit
down, Dr. Taylor?

May I take your hat?
- Oh, thank you.

I can only stay for a moment.

- You know, Mr. Nelson,
something just occurred to me.

- Oh, what's that?

- Well, all evening I've had
the strangest feeling I've

seen you before.

- Oh?

- Yes, and it suddenly dawned
on silly little old me.

We met in Dr. Taylor's office.

You were the 3 o'clock
appointment yesterday.

- By golly, you may be right.

You know, come to think of
it, you look sort of familiar

to me, too.

- Well, I have such an
awful memory for faces.

But then so many people come
in to Dr. Taylor's office.

He's very popular.

- Well, I try to
do my humble best.

- Dr. Taylor?
- Oh, Mrs. Nelson.

- Oh, no, no, no, stay there.
May I get you a cup of coffee?

- Oh, no thank you.

Thank you, Mrs. Nelson, but
I really only stopped in to--

- To tell Mr. Nelson
about his X-ray.

- Yes, that's right.

And what a surprise
finding Miss Calhoun here.

A very pleasant
surprise, I might add.

- Oh, thank you, Dr.
To tell you the truth,

I hardly recognized
you in that new suit.

- Oh, do you like it?

- Oh, it looks
perfectly stunning.

All the really
smart young men were

wearing those when I left home.

I especially like those
natural shoulders.

- I'm glad you approve.

- Oh, yes.

I think it's so silly to
wear those big shoulder pads

when a man is naturally broad
shouldered like you are.

- Thank you.

- In fact, I'm knitting
a pair of socks

that will match that suit.

- Well!

- Oh, my goodness.

Look at the time.

Oh, Harriet, I'm afraid I
have to be running along.

- Oh, so soon, Cathy?

- Well, I hate to
leave but I wouldn't

want to miss that last bus.

It's so cold tonight and I
hate standing on that corner

so long.

- Miss Calhoun, I'd be
happy to drive you home.

- Oh, Dr., I wouldn't
think of taking you

so far out of your way.

- Nonsense.

It's no trouble at all.

- Well, if you're sure.

- Let me get your coat.

- Thank you, Dr.
Isn't he charming?

Oh, Harriet, I had a
perfectly wonderful time.

- Thank you so much.

- I'm glad you
could come, Cathy.

- Goodnight.
- Goodnight, Mrs. Nelson.

- Good night, Dr. Taylor.

- And Mr. Nelson.

- Goodnight, Dr. Taylor.

- Goodnight, and thanks again.

- Goodnight.

- Goodnight, Cathy.

- Did you enjoy yourself?

- Oh, yes, yes, I had
a very nice evening.

That Calhoun girl really
pours it on, doesn't she?

I'm a little surprised
at Dr. Taylor.

- In what way?

- Oh, you know, falling
for that corny stuff.

- What corny stuff?

- Well, you know, that
routine she handed him

about the big broad
shoulders and knitting

him the pair of socks.

It's such obvious flattery.

- I wouldn't say that.

- You mean you think
she meant all that?

- Well, maybe she did.

Remember, she told
me on the telephone

that she'd met somebody
she was crazy about.

I think it was Dr. Taylor.

- Well, that's possible.

On the other hand,
this could just

be a routine that she
hands every guy she meets.

- Oh, I don't think so.

She strikes me as being
too smart for that.

- This is marvelous.

- What are you
marvelousing about?

- Well, Harriet, I
have news for you.

When I met Cathy yesterday
in Dr. Taylor's office

she pulled the same routine
on me, word for word,

and that was yesterday.

So she came here
to dinner tonight

and she didn't
even recognize me.

What do you think of that?

- I think she's a
pretty smart girl...

Blue Eyes.

What do you think?

- I think women
are very confusing.

- Ozzie and Harriet will
be back in just a moment.

- Harriet?

- Yes, dear.

- Doesn't it strike you as
being quite a coincidence

that Dr. Taylor just happened
to stop by here tonight

when this gal was here?

- Well, he said he
had your X-rays.

- Well, if he stopped by to
tell me about the X-rays,

why didn't he tell me?

- Probably slipped his mind.

- Now I don't know whether
I have any work to be done

or not.

- Well, if will make
you rest any easier,

according to the X-rays
your teeth are perfect.

You have nothing
to be done at all.

- Who told you this?

- Dr. Taylor.

- Just a second.

I didn't hear him say a word.

- Oh, he told me over the phone.

- When was this?

- About an hour ago when I
sneaked out to phone him.

- You phoned him?

- Well, sure.

How do you suppose he
found out Cathy was here?

- Gee, women sure are confusing.

Oh, I said that
before, didn't I?

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