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- Hey, David?

- What do you want?

- How do you spell refrigerator?

- Are you kidding?

- That's how you
spell refrigerator?

- Yes, sir.

And that's just the
kind of spelling that'll

keep ours well-filled, too.
- Oh gee.

Thanks, mom.

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America's favorite family
comedy, "The Adventures

of Ozzie and Harriet," starring
the entire Nelson family:

Ozzie, Harriet,
David, and Ricky.

So settle back in
your easy chair

and enjoy another delightful
half hour with all the Nelsons.

Ozzie Nelson, of
course, plays the part

of the head of the
Nelson household, Ozzie.

And there's his lovely
wife, Harriet Nelson,

who keeps the family
on an even keel.

Hello, Harriet.

The smiling young
teenager we now see

is David Nelson, older
of the two Nelson boys

and played by David Nelson.

And here we have the
youngest of the Nelsons,

the little guy with
the twinkle in his eye,

Ricky Nelson, played
by Ricky Nelson.

The Nelson's next door
neighbor, Mr. Thornberry,

better known as
Ozzie's pal, Thorny,

is played by Don DeFore.

- Hi, Harriet.
- Oh.

Well, hello there, Barbara.

- Well, look who's here.

- Well, I was just on
my way to the market,

and I thought you
might like to see him.

- How old is he now anyway?

- Almost seven months.

- Is that right?

Whoever said, "Time flies," sure
knew what he was talking about.

- Oh, I hope you're
strong enough.

He weighs a ton.

- Oh, I've had
lots of experience.

It must have been some time
ago, but I can remember.

Oh, honestly, doesn't
it seem like yesterday

that he was born?

Time sure marches on.

- Oh, you're so right.

Do you know today's
our third anniversary?

- Oh, well, congratulations.

- Well, actually, it won't
be for a few hours yet.

4:35 to be exact.

- Oh, well,
congratulations anyway.

Oh, what are you going
to do about celebrating?

- Well, I finally talked
that husband of mine

into taking me out to dinner.

It's nothing
spectacular, but it will

be nice to have a little
change of scenery.

- Oh, well, golly,
I'm all for it.

As a matter of fact,
Ozzie's promised

to take me to the movies
tonight for a change.

- Well, good.
How did you work it?

- Well, it was kind
of a dirty trick,

but I asked him while he was
reading the paper at breakfast

this morning.

Of course, he won't remember
it, but I got David and Ricky

as witnesses.

- Oh, well, good for you.

Well, I better be going.

- Oh, well, thanks for
stopping by, Barbara.

Take care of that big guy.

- Oh, we sure will.

- Bye bye, sweetheart.

And have a happy
anniversary, Barbara.

- Thanks, Harriet.
Bye bye.

- Have you see the boys?

- Well, they're outside
playing football.

- Boy, you should see the mess
they left in the upstairs hall.

- Well, they were looking
for their football helmet.

Oh, say, by the
way, have you seen

my little yellow apron, the one
with the little flowers in it?

- No.
Why?

Did you lose it?

- Well, evidently, I can't
seem to find it anywhere.

- Well, why don't you
retrace your steps just

to figure out what
you've been doing?

- Well, I was upstairs
doing the vacuuming,

and then I came
downstairs to the kitchen.

Oh, Barbara Benson dropped by.

You should see their baby.

He's the cutest little guy
you've ever seen in your life.

- Oh, I'll bet.

- Dinner ready yet, mom?

- Oh, not quite, dear.
- Hi, pop.

- Hi, boys.

Hey, who's responsible for
that mess in the upstairs hall?

Looks like a cyclone struck it.

- See, Ricky?

I told you.

- Who told who what?

- Who told whom what?

- Whom what?

What the heck is a whom what?

- Look, never mind that now.

Who's responsible for the
mess in the upstairs hall?

- Well, David did
most of it, pop.

- You did your share, too.

- I think both of you
guys are old enough

to assume a little
responsibility as

far as the neatness of
the house is concerned.

- We were just looking for
our football helmets, pop.

We'll straighten it up.

- Yeah.

We had to look all over
before we found them.

- I was looking
for my apron, too,

but I didn't tear up
the house doing it.

- From now on, let's show
a little consideration

for the appearance of
things around here, huh?

Especially you, David.

You're supposed
to set an example

for your little brother.

- That's right, David.

I'm surprised at you.

- Quiet, half-pint.

- Don't get personal.
- All right.

Now, you two, get on
upstairs and clean up

that mess in the hall.
- OK, mom.

Come on.

Let's go, midget.

- Careful what you say, David.

I'm not going to stand here
and take that sitting down.

- Looks like you're
sitting down already.

Come on.

Let's go.

- I wish I could develop
a sense of responsibility

in those guys.

- Well, I wouldn't
worry about it, dear.

After all, they're
pretty young yet.

- Yes, I know, but
it's pretty tough.

You'd like to help your
children out and give them

a hand so they have a feeling
of security and of being wanted.

Somewhere along
the line, they've

got to assume some
responsibilities of their own.

- Well, first of
all, you have to let

them know you have some
confidence in them.

- Oh, I have plenty
of confidence in them

in the long run.

- You know, I think everybody
likes to feel that people

have confidence in them.

For instance, when
you make me a promise,

I have complete confidence
that you're going to keep it.

- Well, naturally, it's--

What did you have in mind?

- Oh, anything.

Like, for instance,
the promise you

made to take me to
the movies tonight.

- I promised to take you
to the movies tonight?

- You don't remember it?

- Uh, Harriet?

- Yes, dear.

- Remind me from now on to read
my morning paper on the bus

instead of at the
breakfast table, will you?

- Hello.

- Hello, is that you, David?

- Yes, it is.

- Oh, this is Barbara Benson.
How are you?

- Oh, I'm fine.
Thanks, Mrs. Benson.

And just a minute, here's mom.

- Hello, Barbara.

- Hi, Harriet, I hope I
didn't interrupt your dinner.

- No, we're all finished.

- Oh, well, that's good.

Say, I'm afraid I walked off
with your apron this morning.

You must have left it
on the carriage when

you picked the baby up.

- Oh, for goodness sake's,
is that what I did with it?

- Well, I'm sorry I
didn't call you earlier,

but we've sort of been in
a little confusion here.

- Oh, nothing serious, I hope.

- Oh, the sitter didn't show up.

She has a headache or something.

Anyway, she didn't call
till the very last minute.

- Oh, that's a shame.

Tonight of all nights.

Say, I have an idea.

Why don't I come over
and stay with the baby?

- Oh, of course not, Harriet.
I wouldn't think of it.

In the first place,
you and Ozzie

are planning to
go to the movies.

- Oh, Barb, I can go
to a movie any time.

Why don't I come
over right away and--

- Excuse me, Harriet.

I think the baby must
have dropped his bottle.

Hold on, will you?

- What's the matter, mom?

- Oh, the Bensons are
planning on going out tonight.

It's their anniversary, and
the sitter didn't show up.

- Well, heck, I can go over
there and stay with the baby.

- Well, it's very
thoughtful of you, David.

I don't know.
- Oh, sure.

I could take my homework,
and I wouldn't have

Ricky in my hair for a change.

- Hello?

- Hello, Barb.

- Well, everything's
under control.

Say, David just had an idea.

Why doesn't he come over
and stay with the baby?

- Oh, do you think he would?

- He says he'll be glad to.

He can take his homework
and study right over there.

- Oh, gee, Harriet.

You're a lifesaver.

That'd be wonderful.

- Oh, we're certainly
glad we could help out.

I'll send him right over.
- Oh, that's wonderful.

Tell him thanks a lot.

- You're welcome.

Goodbye, Barb.

- What time do
they want me, mom?

- Well, just as soon as
possible I guess, dear.

- What's this?

- Well, David's going to do
a little babysitting tonight.

- No kidding.

What's her name, David?

- It's not for me.

It's the Benson's little baby.

- Oh, you mean a baby baby?

- Exactly.

- And David's going
to take care of her?

- Why not?

- Oh, brother.

I pity the poor kid.

- And what's so hard about
taking care of a baby?

- Well, certainly I think
David's perfectly capable.

- How come you're taking up
babysitting all of a sudden,

Dave?

You're trying to pick up a
little extra pocket money?

- Oh, no, pop.

- The Bensons planned
on going out tonight,

and the sitter didn't
show up, so David

volunteered to help them out.

- Heck, I don't want
to get anything for it.

I'll do it for nothing.

- If you ask me,
you're being overpaid.

- OK, wise guy.

I'll go get the
rest of my stuff.

- Do you really think this
is a smart idea, Harriet?

- Oh, there's really
nothing to it.

He'll probably sleep
most of the time.

- Who, David?

- No, the baby.

- I'm all set.

Don't do a run around, David.
- I won't.

- Goodnight.
- Bye.

- Goodnight, dear.

- Ricky, you better
get out your homework.

- Oh, gee, mom.

- Come on now.

- Gee whiz.

Homework, homework, homework.

- Harriet, don't you think
that's quite a responsibility

for David to stay with
a little baby like that?

- Oh, I don't know, dear.

You know, I think David has more
capabilities than you give him

credit for.

- Oh, I know he has
lots of capabilities,

but I mean this is something
a little different.

Suppose the baby should wake
up and need to have his--

I mean, you know, with all
those pins and everything.

- Don't worry, dear.

Everything's going
to be all right.

- I hope so.

- You promised to take me
to the movies, remember?

- Oh, yeah, I did, didn't I?

- We better take Ricky
down to your mother's, huh?

- I'm right here, pop.

- Oh, honey, get your
homework together.

We'll drop you off at grandma's.

- Well, I don't have any
homework, thanks to David.

- Did David do your homework?

- No, he walked off with my
pen and all my notebook paper.

- Oh, I'm sure it was a mistake.

- Heck, and I thought
he was doing me a favor.

- Well, why would he
do a thing like that?

- Well, he's really
very fond of me.

- Yes, I know.

But, I mean, walking
off with your notebook

paper and your pen and stuff?

- You know David, the
absent-minded professor.

- Well, if we're going to
Rialto, we'd better go.

- Rialto?

Well, that's way on
the other side of town.

- Well, what's the difference?

We're going to take
the car, aren't we?

- Well, yes, but suppose
David should phone?

- What difference does it make,
I mean, what movie we're at?

- Well, I just thought
in case of an emergency.

- Oh, well, if
you'd rather not go.

- Oh, no.

I'll go.

- Are you sure?

- Well, you're counting
on it, aren't you?

- Well, not necessarily.

I mean, if you'd rather--

Well, I'll do whatever
you want to do.

- Oh.

Well, then why don't
we sit here and worry--

I mean, and wait for a while?

Make up our minds later on?

- For goodness sake's,
just sit down and relax.

- Well, I am relaxed.

- Well, then stop pacing
back and forth like that.

- I'm not pacing back and forth.

I'm just walking
around a little.

- Well, next time you
pass the coffee table,

stop in for something to eat.

- Oh, no wonder you've been
out in the kitchen so long.

These look like
Toll House cookies.

- They just like them too.

Try one.

- I thought we finished these
off a couple of days ago.

- Oh, those are fresh.

- Oh.

Mm.

Oh, these are fine.

If you don't mind
my saying so, these

are much better than
that last batch you made.

- Oh, they are?

- Yeah, they're
not quite so soggy.

Well, not exactly soggy, but
I mean these are crisper.

Not so many walnut
shells in them either.

- Well, I didn't think
there was anything

the matter with the last ones.

- Oh no, they were fine.

Little rough on the
weaker teeth perhaps,

but they were very good.

- You said they were very good.

I thought they were.

- Yeah, they we--
They were fine.

I enjoyed them very much.

These are even better.

- My watch must have stopped.

Do you know what time it is?

- 10 o'clock.

- Oh.

- I'm sure David's
all right, dear.

- Well, of course,
he's all right.

I just asked what time it is.

I'm sure a big
boy like David can

manage a seven-month-old baby.

For goodness
sake's, relax, dear.

- Oh, I'm relaxed.

- Besides, if anything
should go wrong,

he'd just pick up a
telephone and phone us.

They have a phone, haven't they?
- Oh, sure.

Barbara phoned this evening.

- Oh-- Oh, yes.

I'm sure if the Bensons trust
David with their tiny baby,

we can have as much
confidence in him

as a couple of strangers.

Not that they're
strangers exactly,

but David's a very
competent lad.

I'm sure he's capable of meeting
any situation that might arise.

Is that the phone?

- I don't hear anything.

- Oh, it must have been
the Thornberry's phone.

So you don't suppose
David can't reach us

and he's been calling next door
at the Thornberry's, do you?

- No, dear.

Stop worrying.

- I'm not worrying, Harriet.

For goodness sake's, there's
nothing to worry about.

There are plenty of kids
David's age take care of babies,

kids even younger than David.

He's got much more intelligence
than a lot of boys his age.

- Well, I think so, too.

What was the matter with
the last batch of cookies?

- Well, they were fine.

I ate them, didn't I?

- Oh, you eat anything
I put in front of you.

- What was that?

- What was what?

- Heard something just sound
sort of like a baby crying.

- It's probably the
Thornberry's cat.

- Oh, yes.

That's what it was.

- Besides, you couldn't
possibly hear the Benson baby

all the way over here.

- Harriet, who said anything
about the Benson's baby?

I just said I heard
something that

sounded like a baby crying.

For goodness sake's,
stop worrying.

- I'm not the least worried.

- That's the way to talk.

David's a big boy.

It's about time he did assume
a little responsibility.

I mean, the thing like
this is good for him.

It's a wonderful experience.

So forget it, dear.

It's only the Thornberry's cat.

- What is?

- That noise you hear.

- I don't hear anything.

- Don't you?

Sounds just like a baby crying.

It's only the cat though.

It's a little stuffy in here.

- Is it?

- Yeah, I think so.

I think I'll step outside
for a breath of fresh air.

I always like to take a
little walk in the evening

before I turn in.

- Since when?

- Oh, whenever I think of it.

Helps you sleep.

Uh, I'll be right back.

Is that a worried look
I see on your face?

- Yes, I guess it is.

- Well, for goodness
sake's, dear, stop it.

There's nothing to worry about.

- Well, I happen to
think that there is.

What was wrong with my
last batch of cookies?

- Hey, Oz?

- Hm?

- Is that you?

- Oh, hi, Thorny.

Yeah.

- Hey, what's the big
idea sneaking around

in the middle of the night?

- Well, I'm not sneaking around.

Can a man step out for
a breath of fresh air?

Is there any law against that?

- Well, if you're going
to be nasty about it,

you can just go back in your own
yard and breathe your own air.

The air on this side of
the fence belongs to me.

- It's just I'm a little upset.

- Oh, what's the trouble?

- Well, there's no trouble
exactly, at least I hope not.

David's over taking care of
the Benson's baby tonight.

- Well, that's nothing
to get upset about.

- Well, no.

But it's quite a responsibility.

I mean, babies
are-- are so young.

- Yeah, I've noticed that. too.

- Well, it's just that
something's liable to--

You know, you never can tell.

Not that I don't have
confidence in David.

- Well, if you're worried, why
don't we take a walk over there

and see how he's doing?

- By golly, Thorny,
that's a wonderful idea.

- Well, isn't that what you
were going to do anyway?

- Well, yes, but it's nice
to have you think of it, too.

I wouldn't want David to feel
I don't have confidence in him.

Kids should always understand
that their parents trust them.

- Well, we can think of some
feeble excuse for stopping by.

- Like what?

- Well, we can say we
were just out for a walk

and decided to take a shortcut
through the Benson's house.

- Well, I'll think of
something on the way over.

Let's hurry, shall we?

- What does Harriet
think about all this?

- Oh, she manages to cover
her feelings pretty well,

but she can't kid me.
She's plenty worried.

You know how women are.

- Yeah, they're
almost as bad as men.

- David's old enough
and intelligent enough

to take care of a baby.

It's just that if some
little problem might arise,

we can help him with.

- Shall we ring a bell
or break down the door?

- Knock.

He's probably asleep.

I'm sure there's nothing
to get excited about.

David's probably doing fine.

Why doesn't he answer the door?

- We're going to break it down.

- Oh, hello, Pop.

Hello, Mr. Thornberry.

- Mr. Thornberry and I were
just taking a little walk.

- And I know a swell shortcut.

- Mind if we come in?
- Oh, no.

Come on in, Pop.

- How's everything going, David?
- Oh, fine, Pop.

I finished three pages of
my history composition.

- No, I meant with
the Benson's baby.

- Oh, no trouble at all.

- Oh, fine, fine.

See, Thorny?
Everything's going along great.

- Yeah.

- Want some cookies,
Mr. Thornberry?

Mrs. Benson made them.
- No thanks, Dave.

We're not hungry.
- Well, speak for yourself, Oz.

Yeah, I'll take one or two.

- Thorny, let's go and take
a peek at the baby, huh?

- You better not, pop.

He's asleep right now.

- We won't wake him up.

Which way is the nursery?

- In here.

Right here, pop.

Is it awful warm in here?

Seems fine to me.

- Oh, what do you know about it?

- Well, certainly know as
much about babies as you do.

- Shh, Thorny, please.

It's a small baby asleep here.

- Sounds awful
quiet, doesn't he?

- Well, how well did you snore
at the age of seven months?

Little--

- Thorny, please.

You'll scare the poor
kid half to death,

and he wakes up and sees your
big, fat face leering him.

- Well, you're not
Whistler's Mother yourself.

- Don't you think we better
go in the other room, pop?

- For a while.
That's right.

- Do you think anyone would
mind if I just picked him up

for a little bit?
- Thorny, please.

The baby's sleeping quietly.

- I think we'd better go
in the other room, pop.

- Just a second, Dave.

You know, I think that light
is streaming into the window

right on his face, isn't it?

- Doesn't seem to
bother him though, pop.

I think we better--
- David, please.

I just want to pull down--
- Well, I'll get it.

- For goodness sake's, watch it.

A whole baby is sleeping here.

- You're bumping the crib.

- Well, now you've done it.

You woke the baby up.

- Me?

You were the one that
let the shade go.

- Well, you wanted
to pick him up?

Go ahead.
Pick him up.

- Oh, no you don't.
You woke him up.

You put him back to sleep.

- Let me do it.

- There you go.

That's my boy.

- Well, I think I'll
be running along.

- Oh, no, you don't.

You'll stay right here until
we put this kid back to sleep.

- Well, you want me
to sing something?

- Are you kidding?

He's making enough
noise as it is.

Why don't you pull the lamp on?

- Don't pick him up, pop.

I put him to sleep before.

- All by yourself?
- Yeah.

I got a system.

I read to him.

- Oh, David, don't be silly.

He's a little baby.

He doesn't understand
what you're reading.

- Well, It's still works.

I read to him from
my civics book.

Here it is Article 1, Section
8: "The Congress shall

have the power to lay and
collect taxes, duties, imposts,

and excises, to pay
the debts and provide

for the common defense and
general welfare of the United

States; to borrow money on the
credit of the United States;

to regulate commerce
with foreign nations,

and among several states,
and with the Indian tribes."

There you are, pop.

- Well, I'll be darned.

It worked.

- I figured if this stuff
puts our whole class asleep,

it ought to put
one baby to sleep.

- Fantastic, Dave.

Well, I guess there's nothing
more we can help you with.

- No, I guess not, pop.

- Come on, Thorny.

Thorny, for goodness sake's.

- Ozzie?

- Yeah, here I am,
back home at last.

- Well, that certainly
was a long walk you took.

- Well, in fairness to
everybody concerned,

it was all Thorny's fault.
Well, I'd been home earlier,

but I actually had to carry
him home and put him to bed.

- What happened?

- Oh, nothing happened.

Well, it's silly for me to
try and keep it a secret.

Harriet, I did a very
foolish thing tonight.

- What did you do?

- Oh, I wish I had your
confidence in David.

Well, I have plenty now though.

Thorny and I stopped by
at the Benson's to see

how David was making out.

- Oh, and how is he doing?

- No, fine.

I'll tell you this much.

It's a lucky thing
the Benson's had

David taking care of the baby
instead of Thorny and me.

- I wouldn't say that.

- Well, you would've if
you could have seen us.

The baby woke up
and started crying.

Thorny and I had
no idea what to do,

but old David came
through like a major.

- Well, good for him.

- You know, parents
ought to have more

confidence in their children.

Well, you had plenty
of confidence in David,

but I have to walk all the way
over there to reassure myself,

while you sat home here
calm, cool, and confident.

- Well, I wouldn't
worry about it, dear.

- Say, I thought you
lost your yellow apron.

Here it is right here.

- Oh, Barbara Benson found it.

I'd left it on
the baby carriage.

- Oh, good.

I'm glad you got it back.

Oh, boy, I'm tired.

I'll stretch out
here for a minute.

- Why don't you go
upstairs to bed?

- Oh, I'd rather wait here
until David comes home.

Boy, it'd be nice to
be able to drop off

to sleep as easy as a
baby does, wouldn't it?

- Harriet?

- Yes, dear?

- Did the Bensons
stop by here tonight?

- Well, no, not that I know of.

Why don't you close your
eyes and go to sleep.

- If they didn't stop by here,
how did you get your apron?

I thought Barbara had it.

- Now, close your eyes
and go to sleep, dear.

- Well, I can't fall
to sleep that easily.

- Well, maybe I can help you.

Article 1, Section
8: "Congress shall

have the power to
lay and collect

taxes, duties, imposts--

To pay the debt and provide--

- Oh, what do we have here?

- Oh, I thought I'd make
a couple of sandwiches

before we turned in.

- Oh, that reminds me.

Where'd you get those
Toll House cookies

we had earlier this evening?

- Can't you guess?

- Well, we know that you
were over at the Benson's.

And we also know that
when David was over there,

Barbara had made some Toll
House cookies for him.

Did you by any chance get
those at the Benson's?

- That's right.

- I kind of thought so.

They just weren't as good
as the ones you make.

- Oh, really?

- Oh, much too soggy.

Say, Barbara's a nice
girl, but she just

can't make Toll House
cookies the way you can.

This bends like rubber.

Tastes kind of funny too.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Those cookies just
don't make it.

- Ozzie?

- Mm-hm?

- I made that plate of cookies
just a few minutes ago.

- Where are you going?

- Upstairs to bed.

This just isn't my night.

- The part of Thorny was
played by Don DeFore.

Ozzie was played
by Ozzie Nelson.

Harriet was played
by Harriet Nelson.

David was played
by David Nelson.

Ricky was played
by Ricky Nelson.

Barbara was played
by Barbara Nelson.

Baby cries were by Mary Nelson.

And the baby was...

Hmm, Laurie Callahan.

- Next week, "The Adventures
of Ozzie and Harriet,"

starring the entire
Nelson family--

Ozzie, Harriet,
David, and Ricky--

Will be brought to you by
Listerine, the most widely used

oral antiseptic in the world.

- Ladies and gentlemen, at
this very moment in Korea,

the lives of soldiers
wounded in battle today

are being saved by transfusions
of blood and blood plasma.

You can give these men the gift
of life, a pint of your blood.

The Department of Defense
is calling for all Americans

to roll up their sleeves.

There is no
substitute for blood.

The need is urgent.

The need is now.

Call your local Red Cross
chapter or blood donor center

for an appointment
and please keep it.