All language subtitles for T A O O a H S01E04 The Fall Guy 1080p AMZN WEB-DL AAC2 0 H 264-WhatsBeyond (1)_track3_[eng]

- David?

- What?

- Which hand do you
brush your teeth with?

- My right hand, of course.

Why?

- Nothing.

I usually brush mine with
a toothbrush and Listerine

toothpaste.

- Oh, what a funny
little man you are.

- Listerine antiseptic and
Listerine toothpaste present

America's favorite
family comedy,

"The Adventures of
Ozzie and Harriet,"

starring the entire
Nelson family.

Here is Ozzie, who plays
the part of Ozzie Nelson.

And, of course, his lovely
wife Harriet as Harriet Nelson.

The older of the Nelson boys,
David, appears as David Nelson.

And his younger brother,
the irrepressible Ricky,

played by Ricky Nelson.

The Nelson's next-door
neighbor, Thorny,

is played by Don DeFore.

- What do you mean
you're not going, David?

- What does it
sound like I mean?

- Sounds like you
mean you're not going.

- OK, then, what's
your question?

- What do you mean
you're not going, David?

- How many times do
I have to tell you?

I'm not going.

- OK.

- And that's final.

The way you feel.

I'll give you one more chance.

- Thanks a lot,
but I'm not going.

I happen to have
other obligations.

- Big words.

- I promised to help a
couple of friends of mine.

- What about me?

I'm your brother, you know.

- Don't get maudlin.

- I suppose you think I
don't know what that means.

- OK, what does it mean?

- Just for that, you
can look it up yourself.

- I told you I promised to help
a couple of friends of mine.

A guy can have a couple of
friends in this world, can he?

- Oh, yeah?

If it wasn't for me,
you'd be an only-child.

- What's the trouble, boys?

- Hiya, Pop.

- Ricky's getting a little
hot under the collar here.

- We were going to go to
the movies this afternoon.

- Well, that's fine.

- Yeah, but now David is giving
me some song-and-dance about

not being able to go.

- Oh.

What's the matter, Dave?

- Well, for one thing, I
don't have enough money.

- Well, what happened
to your allowance?

Did you spend all of it?

- Not exactly.

I loaned it to
this guy at school.

- If you wanted to give it
away, you should have told me.

- I didn't give it away.

It was a loan.

- What, did you lend it
to some pal of yours?

- Not especially, Pop.

Just one of the
guys in the class.

- Well, gee, that's a shame.

Now you don't have any money to
go to the movies with, do you?

- No, sir.

- Well, I tell you what I'll do.

I think I can make
little exception

and give you an advance
on your allowance.

How much do you need?

- Never mind, Pop.
That's OK.

- No, no, don't worry about it.
You can pay me back.

- Honest, Pop.
I don't want it.

- What's the matter
with you, David?

You've got rocks in your head?

- You let David handle
his own financial affairs.

- I sure wouldn't let
him handle mine, boy.

- Are you sure you don't
want this money, Dave?

- No thanks, Pop.
Honest.

I can't go to the movies anyway.

- Why not?

- I have to make some
drawings for a friend of mine

in science class.

- This guy has more friends.

- Well, Dave, if
the movies don't

start until this
afternoon, why didn't you

do the drawings this morning?

- I don't think I can
finish in time, Pop.

It's an awful lot of work.

- Gee, this is a shame.

Why can't this boy
do his own homework?

- Because this boy
happens to be a girl.

- She is not, not unless you
call the captain of last year's

football team a girl.

- Not to his face, I wouldn't.

- Dave, it's awful nice for you
to do these things for people,

but, gee, it's a shame
to have you miss out

on the movies on account of it.

- Well, that's OK, Pop.

I don't mind.

- It's going to be a
neat picture too, boy.

- I better get upstairs and
get going on this stuff.

- Well, if you change your
mind, let me know, Dave.

- Thanks, Pop.

- You know where
your mother is Rick?

- She's out in the kitchen.

- Oh.

Are you sure?
- Yeah.

But the table's all
cleaned up and the dishes

are in the dishwasher.

- Oh, gee, that's a shame.

Oh, I think I want to see
her about something anyway.

Harriet!

- I'm in here.

- Oh, there you are.

I've been looking
all over for you.

- And the dishes are
all finished, thank you.

- Oh, that's too bad.

- Oh, you needn't look
so unhappy about it.

There's nothing to it anymore.

- No, I'm not exactly unhappy.

To tell you the truth, I am a
little concerned about David,

though.

- Well, he hasn't done
anything wrong, has he?

- Oh, no, no, no,
nothing like that.

It's just that, well, I think
he's being taken advantage of.

- Oh, I know what you mean.

That Ricky can be a
fast-talker, but David

knows how to handle him.

- No, no, it isn't Ricky.

- Oh, who is then?

- Well, I know the boys
aren't doing it intentionally,

but David just doesn't know
how to say no to people.

- What are you talking about?

- Oh, it's one
thing after another.

Now, you take this
morning for instance.

He has no money because he
loaned one of his friends

his entire allowance.

He can't go to the
movies because he

promised some other kid he'd
do his homework for him.

- Well, that sounds
very nice to me.

Personally, I think
the whole world

could stand a little more
friendly and generosity

these days.

- Well, so do I, and I'm glad
David's that kind of a boy.

The point I'm trying
to make is all

that generosity, like everything
else, has its limitations.

He's got to learn to
use a little judgment

and common sense.

I want him to be
generous, too, but I

don't want him to be
a doormat and have

people walk all over him.

- Oh, dear, I hardly
think it's that serious.

Besides, maybe he likes
doing things for his friends

like this.

You know, everybody
likes to be well-liked.

- Mom?

- Yes, dear?

- Do you know
where my jacket is?

- Yes, it's right
here on the chair.

- Oh, yeah, Thanks.
- Going out?

- Oh, just for a
couple of minutes.

I'll be right back.

- Say, Dave?

- Yes, sir?

- Uh, could I have a
talk with you, son?

- Well, sure, Pop.

- Go ahead.

I'll walk you to the door.

I don't quite know how
to begin this, Dave.

- Have I done something wrong?

- Oh, no, no, at least not
to anybody but yourself.

It's just what we were
talking about before.

See, it's a wonderful thing
to do nice things for people,

but you can overdo that
the same as anything else.

- Yeah, I know
what you mean, Pop.

- See, lots of times, people
ask you to do things for them,

and you may not want to.

In fact, you may feel
it's an imposition,

but yet, you just don't
know how to say no.

- Yeah, but sometimes
it's pretty difficult.

- Well, sure it is, but
you've just got to do it,

son, or else people
will be taking

over your whole life for you.

Now, you take this
afternoon for instance.

I know you want to
go to the movies,

yet you've got to stay
home because you've

promised to do this other
boy's homework for him.

- What can I do, Pop?

He asked me and he's
a friend of mine.

- Well, you just could have
said very politely, I'm sorry,

but I have other plans.

You could have been very
courteous, but still be firm.

See, you've just got
to learn to say no.

- I guess you're right, Pop.

- You try and remember that
next time, will you, son?

It's nice to be considerate
of other people,

but you've got to
think of yourself, too.

- Here, Pop.

Why don't you take this apple?
- Well, no.

I have an apple here.

- Mine's so much
bigger than yours.

- But that's yours.

You keep it, Dave.
- OK, Pop.

Well, I'll see you later.

I have to go down to the store
and get this special drawing

paper.
So long, Pop.

- So long, Dave.

- Hey, Oz.

- Oh, hiya, boy.

- I was just coming
over to see you.

- Well, good for you, Thorny.

What's on your mind?
- Guess what?

We have a little house-guest
visiting us for a few days.

- Oh, good.

- Yeah, little niece
of Catherine's.

In fact, Catherine
just picked her

up at the train a few hours ago.

- Oh, that sounds wonderful.

- Yup, she's going
to spend the weekend.

Lovely little girl too, Oz.

About 14, I would say.

- Hey, that's just
about Will's age.

How does he like the idea?

- Well, unfortunately,
he left last night

for an overnight hiking trip.

Seems he had a plan
for several weeks.

- Oh, that's a shame.

- Yeah, the whole thing's
sort of a surprise.

I didn't realize
she was Will's age.

Naturally, we wanted her to have
a good time while she's here.

- Oh, naturally.

- So when she received the
invitation to the party

last night, well, we
were pretty disappointed.

- Uh, party?

- Yeah, it seems
Clara Randolph is

giving a party for her daughter,
and she called Catherine

to invite little Shirley.
- Oh, oh, oh.

- That's the little girl's name.
- Well, that sounds wonderful.

- Yeah, except that
she can't go alone,

being a complete
stranger here and all.

They sort of figured Will
was going to take her.

- Oh, yeah.

Too bad.

- So you can see
the spot we're in.

She's a very nice
little girl, Oz.

Very well mannered.

- Oh, yeah, I'm sure she is.

- I sort of thought you
might have a suggestion.

- Hmm.

- It'd be awfully nice if
she could go to the party.

- Hmm.

- Of course, if she had
an escort, she could go.

Now, if we could think of some
young chap about 14 or 15,

very clean cut, well-mannered,
agreeable, and very popular

with the rest of the kids.

- Say, pardon me
a second, Thorny.

What about David?
He's--

- I accept.

- What?

- I said I accept.

Little Shirley will be delighted
to go to the party with David.

- Well, thank you, Thorny.

On behalf of David,
may I say he'll

be very, very
delighted to escort

little Shirley to the party.

- Thanks a lot, Oz.

- Oh, forget it.

After all, if you can't
do a favor for a pal.

- Oh, you're a real pal, Oz.

Thanks a million.
- You bet.

- Oh, incidentally, uh, thank
David for me too, will you?

- Hiya, Pop.

- Hiya, Pop.

- Oh, hiya, boys.

I've got some interesting
news for you, Dave.

- Oh, good.

- It seems a little
niece of Mr. Thornberry's

just arrived in
town this morning.

- Oh, that's nice.

- Now, now, wait till
you hear this now.

I understand that she's just
about your age and a very

cute little girl.

- Ho-ho!

- Wait a minute,
Ricky, I'm talking

to Dave Well, sir, here's
the interesting part.

She's been invited to a party
at Mary Randolph's, and I

understand she doesn't
have an escort.

- Where's Will?

- Well, he's gone on
an overnight camping

trip or something,
so he can't take her.

Well, sir, Mr. Thornberry and
I have been thinking the thing

over, and we've decided that
we know another young lad who

would fit the bill exactly.

He's a very well-mannered
boy, and a popular young fella

to boot.

- I'd be happy to take her, Pop.

- Ricky, please.

I'm talking to David.

- Gee, for a guy who's a
popular young fellow to boot,

I sure get kicked around.

- Well, she's more David's age.

Well, how about it, Dave?

- How about what, Pop?

- Well, Mr.
Thornberry and I would

consider it a great
favor to us if you'd

agree to escort this charming
little lady to the dance.

You hear me, Dave?

- Yes, sir, I heard you.

I was just thinking
about something.

- Uh, thinking
about what, David?

- What you said before.

- What I said before?

- Yes, sir.

I'm awful sorry, but
I have other plans.

- You mean you don't want to go?

- Well, David, this sounds
like it'll be a lot of fun.

- Well, thanks, a lot, Pop, and
thank Mr. Thornberry for me,

too, but my answer is still no.

- Well, don't you even
want to think it over?

- No, thanks, Pop.

And, gee, thanks a lot
for the swell advice, Pop.

- Oh, that's OK, son.

Any time at all.

- Come on.

Let's go.

- Hiya, David, old
pal, old buddy.

- What's on your
mind, little man?

- Not a thing, old pal.

Not a thing.

- You sure are palsy-walsy
all of a sudden.

- I've been doing
a little thinking.

- I doubt it.

- Oh, I mean it.

I'm a pretty lucky guy to
have a swell fellow like you

for a brother.

- Yeah, life has
been good to you.

- Best brother a brother ever
had for a brother, brother.

- OK, come on.

What's on your mind?

- What do you mean, pal?
- Come on.

I know you're after something.

- How do you like that?

Guy tries to be nice,
and right away you

think he's got an
inferior motive.

- You're just being nice, huh?

- What else?

I like you, David.

- Thanks.

I think you're cute, too.

- I'm glad you aren't a girl.

- I'm kind of happy
about that myself.

- It sure would be awful
having a big sister.

Wearing your old
clothes is bad enough.

- You don't mind having a
big brother, though, do you?

- No, sir, boy.

Especially a real
smart guy like you.

- You think I'm a
pretty smart guy, huh?

- Yes, sir.

You think I'll ever be
as smart as you, David?

- I doubt it.

Hey, I thought you were
going to the movies.

- Yeah, I was.

- You'd better get going then.

- I think I'll
stay home with you.

- What's the matter?
Did you spend all your money?

- No, I've got all
my money right here.

- Well, why aren't
you going then?

- I like you, David.

- I like you, too.

- You know what I always say?

I always say, "Good old David
is the salt of the Earth, boy."

- Is that really
what you always say?

- And then I always
say, "Good old David

is the smartest guy in town."

- No kidding?

- And then I always say--

- You're a pretty gabby
little guy, aren't you?

- Yeah, I would say when
it comes to fixing things,

boy, that David is terrific.

- Fixing what sort of things?

- Oh, little things, like
a flat tire on my bike.

Will you fix it for me?

- Ricky, my boy, I've
got news for you.

- Oh, come on, David.

If you don't fix it, I
can't go to the movies.

- Big news.

- Oh, come on.

- Good old Dave's Fix-It
Shop, Finance Company,

and Escort Service has
gone out of business.

- Ozzie?

- Oh!

Oh, hi, Harriet.

- What are you so worried about?

- I'm not worried.

Oh, I guess I might
as well tell you.

Harriet, we have a
bit of a problem here.

The Thornberrys little
niece is visiting them,

and she's been invited to
a party at the Randolph's.

- Well, that sounds very nice.

- Well, yes, but Will is
off on a camping trip,

and the poor little girl
has nobody to take her.

- Well, what about David?

- I asked David, and he politely
but firmly turned me down.

- Well, that doesn't
sound like David.

- That was exactly my reaction.

Considering the fact that he
does favors for just about

everybody in school, you'd
think he could do this one

small one for his own father.

- Well, of course if he doesn't
want to, dear, it's up to him.

- Well, you don't understand
the extent of our problem.

I promised Thorny that David
would take the little girl

to the party.

After all, a man can't
go back on a promise.

- You promised Thorny?

- Well, yes, he's
my best friend.

I don't think that was too much
of a favor for him to ask me.

- Well, he wasn't asking
you to take her, dear.

Don't you think you should
have spoken to David first?

- Well, yes, I realize
that now, but I

had no idea David would
take my advice so seriously.

- What advice is that?

- You remember the discussion
we had this morning?

See, David is so
darn good-natured

and he does favors for
just about everybody,

so they take advantage of it.

- Yes, I know.

- Well, Harriet, my case
is entirely different.

Well, I'm the boy's
father, you know.

- I didn't say anything,
but evidently you did.

- Well, it's just that
I've promised Thorny,

and a promise is a promise.

It's a little embarrassing to
have David go back on my word.

- Why don't you just tell
Thorny what happened?

You made a date for David
without asking David first,

and David turned it down.

- Well, it'd make me look
pretty silly, wouldn't it?

I'm sure there's some
way of explaining

exactly what happened
without exactly explaining

what happened.

- Well, dear, you work it
out any way you want to.

Whatever you do,
though, you'd better

do it now so they'll have
time to find somebody else.

- I think I'll go out and see if
I can find David and make just

one more pitch to
see if he won't do

this as a special favor to me.

Oh, would you mind
seeing who that

is at the back door, Harriet?

- Oh, you're kidding.

You know very well it's Thorny.

Come on in, Thorny!

- Look, why don't you see
what Thorny wants, and I

think I'll go outside and
see if I can find David.

- No, you'd better let me
go see if I can find David.

- Hi, Harriet.
Hi, Oz.

- Hi, Thorny.
- Hiya, Thorny.

- Boy, excitement is
sure running on a fever

pitch at our place today.

- Well, I know you boys
have a lot to talk about,

so if you'll excuse me, please.
- Uh, Harriet?

- Oh, you ought to
see little Shirley.

- Uh, Thorny.

- She's so excited,
she could hardly wait.

I've never seen a kid
so happy in all my life.

- Pretty happy, huh?

- Oh, delirious.

Well, you'd think this
is the first dinner

party she was ever invited to.

Come to think of
it, I think it is.

Where's David?

Getting dressed, I suppose?

- Well, I really don't
know where he is, Thorny.

- Oh, ho, ho.

That little Shirley can
hardly wait to meet him.

Well, she's even been
thinking of excuses

to go out in the backyard,
hoping to get a glimpse of him.

- I'm, uh, pretty worried
about something, Thorny.

Uh, David isn't much
of a dancer, you know.

- Well, so what?

I don't imagine any
of the kids are.

- Well, and then
there's another thing.

Maybe David isn't her type.

- Oh, of course he's her type.

He's a boy, isn't he?

- Well, it's just that maybe
she might prefer somebody

like the little Peterson boy.

Now, he's been going to
dancing school and all.

- Oh, no, Oz.

She wouldn't care
for him at all.

- You see, it's just the
idea that David isn't

much of a social type boy.

He's a wonderful
kid and all that,

but he's not what
you'd call a party man.

Say, wait a minute.

How about little Georgie Dunkle?

- Well, Georgie's on the
overnight trip with Will.

- Say, I've just got an idea.

He's a lot younger than she is,
and she's about a foot taller

than he, but that Ricky always
gives the girls a-- a-- time...

It was just a suggestion.

- Oh, ho, ho.

Quit worrying, Oz.

Believe me, David
and Shirley are

going to get along
together just fine.

Well, I've got to be
running along now.

She's very anxious to model
her new dress for Uncle Thorny.

- She even bought a new
dress for the affair?

- Oh, certainly.

This is the biggest
thing in her young life.

Just tell Prince Charming that
the Pumpkin Coach will arrive

for him at 6 o'clock sharp.

Well, I'll see you later, Oz.

- Harriet?

Harriet!

- Yes, dear?

- Oh, Harriet, this is terrible.

- Was Thorny pretty
upset when you told him?

- Well, now you've got
to realize, Harriet,

that this is a very delicate
situation we've got here.

Everybody's terribly
excited about the party.

The little girl's looking all
over, anxious to meet David.

She's bought a new dress.

This is going to be a terribly
crushing blow to the poor girl.

- Ozzie, you did tell Thorny?

- Oh, of course, I--

I-- I-- I plan to tell him.

- In other words, you
haven't told him yet.

- Well, like I
say, Harriet, now,

this is a very
delicate situation.

There are lots of
different apples-- uh, uh,

factors involved that make it
extremely difficult to-- to--

I chickened out.

- Well, dear, I
know how you feel,

but the longer you put it off,
the harder it's going to be.

- I can't argue with you
because you're absolutely right.

Only thing I can do
is just face the music

and call Thorny and tell
him exactly what happened.

- Good for you.

- May I have the phone, please?

I don't suppose--

- No, I wouldn't.

- This is probably the last time
I'll hear old Thorny's voice.

Say, maybe if I just saw David
and spoke to him once more

and pleaded with him
and explained to him

what a wonderful
thing it would be

to do this favor for his kindly
neighbor, Mr. Thornberry,

and his dear old dad.

Maybe I could bribe--

Not bribe.

I mean, maybe I could offer
the boys a couple of dollars.

- Well, look, dear, he won't
be back until dinnertime.

It'll be too late by then.

- Yeah, I guess you're right.

- Hello?

- Hello, Thorny?

This is Oz.

- Hi, Oz.

What's up?

- Something has, uh--

- Hi, Mom.
Hi, Pop.

- Oh, David!

Where have you been?

- Out back by the garage.

- Well, sit down, son.

I want to have a talk with you.

Harriet, will you
go get my wallet?

It's up on the dresser.

- You have to speak up, Oz.

I can't hear what you're saying.

- Well, Dave,
remember this morning

when I had that
little talk with you

and I explained that
sometimes generosity and doing

nice things for people
can be overdone?

- Yes, sir.
- Oz, where are you?

- Well, in my anxiety--
- Hey, Oz!

- --not to have people
take advantage of you,

I think I perhaps made my
point a little too strong.

- Gee, I'm glad to hear you
say that, Pop, because I really

enjoy doing favors for people.

- Oh, that's wo-- oh.

That's wonderful,
son, because I'd

like to request that you
do a little favor for Mr.

Thornberry and me.

- Hey, Oz!

Oz!

- Pop, do you hear voices?

- Well, yes.
- Operator!

- Oh, for goodness sakes.

Pardon me.

Yes, Thorny, here I am.

- Well, you had me worried, Oz.

What happened?

- Uh, uh, well, it's
nothing important, Thorny.

- What did you call up about?

- Well, I just
wanted to say hello.

Well, goodbye, Thorny.

- Was that Mr. Thornberry, Pop?

- Yes, it was, David.

- Does he still want me to
take his niece to the party?

- Well, yes, he does.

- Because I'd be
happy to take her.

- Oh, that's wonderful, David!

I'm sure Mr. Thornberry
appreciates it, and I do, too.

- Well, heck, I'm
glad to do it, Pop.

- Well, that's a fine
attitude to take, son.

- What time am I supposed
to pick Shirley up?

- Mr. Thornberry's going to
stop by here about 6 o'clock.

- David, how did you know
her name was Shirley?

- How do I know her name?

Well, she was over in the
Thornberry's backyard.

- Well, yes, but how
did you know her name?

- Oh, that.

Well, I was in our
backyard, you see,

and I saw this girl over in
the Thornberry's backyard,

and then I remembered
that Will Thornberry had

a pair of my old tennis
shoes in his garage.

- So you went over to the
Thornberry's backyard?

- Yes, sir.

That's where their garage is.

- And that's also
where Shirley was.

- Oh, and I suppose
you and Shirley

talked for a few minutes?

- Well, kind of.

And she said to me, you must
be David Nelson, which I was.

We started talking, and--

Well, anyway, I'd be
happy to take her.

In fact, it'd be
crazy if I didn't.

- I take it then she's a
rather cute little girl?

- I'll say she is.

- I think I'm beginning to
understand this change of heart

and neighborly spirit.

- I sure am glad I was out by
the garage fixing Ricky's tire,

otherwise I might
not have seen her.

- Well, I'm glad
it worked out well.

- I wanted to tell
you about it myself.

I didn't want Ricky coming
in here blabbing it to you.

- Yeah, we understand.

- David, hadn't you better
start getting ready now?

- OK, I'll be right back.

- David, where are you going?

You've got to get dressed.

- Oh, I will.

First, I'd better let
Ricky out of the garage.

Of all the sneaky tricks to
play on your own brother.

- What's the matter, dear?
- It's that Ricky, Mom.

We've got to do
something about him.

He's getting to be
a real wise guy.

- In what way?

- I had a pretty good time
at the party last night.

I was feeling fine today.

So Ricky asked me if he
could borrow some money

to go to the show.

- And you let him
have the money?

- Yeah, and then he
was worried about who

would do his homework
if he went to the show.

- Oh, so you did his homework?

- Yeah.

Then he wanted to borrow
my bike to get to the show.

- And you let him take the bike?

- Yeah.

All those sneaky tricks.

Borrows my bike.

Takes my money.

- Well, dear, you
told him you could

take the bike and the money.

- Yeah, but I didn't tell him
he could take Shirley, too.

- Next week, "The Adventures
of Ozzie and Harriet,"

starring the entire
Nelson family--

Ozzie, Harriet,
David, and Ricky--

Will be brought to you by
Hotpoint Quality Appliances.

Remember, look to Hotpoint
for the finest first.