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All right, mordecai and rigby,
rake the leaves.
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Muscle man,
the man with the muscle,
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I've got the usual for you.
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First I need you
to take out the garbage...
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In the entire park.
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Next I need you
to repave the sidewalk.
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Make sure not to get
any cement on you.
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I hear it's impossible
to get off.
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Next I want you
to plow the field
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'cause you're gonna install
the new sprinkler system.
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I rented you a trencher.
It should be easy to use.
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Connect all
the galvanized steel pipes.
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They should be
pretty light for you.
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Put them into place, bury them,
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and that should be it.
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For the first half of the day,
that is.
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Ohh, so much raking.
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Yeah, two whole bags of leaves!
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I can't even feel my arms.
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All right, guys,
another busy day ahead of us.
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Muscle man, you know that
sprinkler system you installed?
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It works great.
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In fact,
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I need you to install
three more.
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That should be easy for you.
Right, big guy?
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It's not fair!
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Why do I always get stuck
with the hard jobs?
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Well, you are the strong one.
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I mean you are called
"muscle man."
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Is that all I am to you?
Just a muscle man?
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Why doesn't skips
do the hard jobs?
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He's strong.
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Sure he is, but he's also smart.
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By the way, skips,
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I need you to help me
with my taxes today.
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Oh, so he gets a cushy desk job
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while I get stuck
with manual labor?
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Hey, I'm good with numbers.
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Well, guess what?
I'm sick of this job,
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and I'm sick of everyone
just using me for my body.
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I'm gonna prove to you all
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that I'm just as smart
as I am strong.
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I'm gonna leave the park
and get an office job.
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Why would you do that? Yeah.
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Working in an office
doesn't prove that you're smart.
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It will prove it.
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I'll prove it right now.
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Muscle man out.
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Muscle man, no!
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I think you're strong and smart.
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Don't leave.
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I give him three days.
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I give him, let's see,
carry the nine...
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2.57.
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♪
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Can I help you? I heard
you guys had some jobs.
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Not for you.
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Let me get that for you.
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Here you go.
Whoa.
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I've been trying
to open that all morning.
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Maybe we do have a job for you.
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Follow me.
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Here at omnitech,
we provide our clients
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with business intelligence
and smart e-solutions.
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Yeah, intelligent and smart...
That's me.
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Good.
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We're only as smart
as our employees.
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"Powered by people."
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You'll be in Ron's old office.
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Where's Ron? He got
promoted to corporate.
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I'll leave you to it.
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♪
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Aw, yeah!
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This'll prove that I'm smart.
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Boring!
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So I told her,
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"hey, if you want to
scan my server,
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you got to ask me out
on a data first."
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Muscle man:
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That was a really funny joke.
I totally got that.
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You know who else
scans her server?
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My mom!
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Hi, I'm muscle man, by the way.
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Randy.
Andy.
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Gil.
We're the cube bros.
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We're not your typical
office drones.
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Ohhhhh! Kay!
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Well, I guess I'm replacing Ron.
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Oh, wait. Are you the guy
who opened the pickle jar?
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Yeah.
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It'll take a lot more than that
to replace Ron.
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Any sack of meat
can open a pickle jar.
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Yeah, a pickle jar
is not that hard to open.
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Look it's not just
'cause I opened that jar.
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I'm smart too, okay?
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Oh, look, 12:00.
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Time for our
corporately mandated lunch.
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Hey, mind if I come?
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Oh, sorry, rookie.
Cube bros only.
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I'll show you.
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♪
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Hey, Mitch...
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Did you get that th-29 form
to legal yet?
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Actually, it's Mitchell,
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and nice try,
but that's a trick question.
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The th-29 would never
go to legal
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because it is in fact illegal.
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Whoa, good catch.
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Looks like someone's
been studying up
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"Volume 6."
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Volume 6?
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I read the whole series.
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It actually wasn't that hard.
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Whoa, those books are massive.
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How are you holding
all of those?
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Do you lift?
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Well, I used to
back at my old job,
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but those days are over.
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Now I'm more interested
in breaking a mental sweat
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well, sure, but you're like,
really strong.
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And smart.
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Oh, yeah, sure.
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Sure, now that
you've read all those books,
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you're up to protocol.
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You know who else
is up to protocol?
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My mo... Nitor.
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♪
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Cube bros for life.
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Come on, guys,
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those cinder blocks
aren't gonna move themselves.
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Dude, I miss the days
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when we didn't
have to move cinderblocks.
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I miss the days when we didn't
have to do muscle man's work.
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And I miss the way
muscle man would make me smile
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with his cool sense of humor
after a long day of work.
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Dude, we got to go beg him
to come back.
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Uh, Mitchell, you have visitors.
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Hey, muscle ma... unh-unh.
One second...
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Memo sent.
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What are you guys doing here?
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Dude, muscle man, you got to come back.
We really need you back.
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Who are these guys, Mitchell?
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Randy, Andy, Gil,
meet my old coworkers
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mordecai, rigby, and fives.
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Park bros, cube bros.
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Park bros?
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More like college dropout bros,
am I right?
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But seriously, guys,
that's a little harsh.
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Well, Mitchell, we came
to announce the good news.
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As of today, you're officially
being promoted to corporate.
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Whoa, really?
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Well, we think you're ready.
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Yeah, you were, like,
born for this job.
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Whoo-hoo!
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I don't know, muscle man.
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Do you really want to be
stuck in a box all day?
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This isn't you.
Yeah, forget this place
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and come back to the park
already.
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And lift heavy pipes
for the rest of my life?
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Forget that.
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For once, I've found a place
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that appreciates me
for more than just my body.
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I thought you guys
would be happy for me.
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But, muscle man, we miss you.
I miss you.
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Please come back.
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He's made his decision.
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Well, congrats
on becoming corporate.
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We'll leave you
to your new friends then.
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Well, now that
you've ditched those losers,
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we got to show you
to your new office.
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Whoa!
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That's Ron?
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This dude definitely
didn't skip leg day.
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Ron! What is this?
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The giant hamster wheel
generator that powers omnitech.
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Our office drone bodies
are weak.
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Your brutish strength
will keep the wheel moving
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to run omnitech's
power generator.
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So, you just wanted me
for my body all along?
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Yeah, Mitch...
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Oh, yeah.
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Now get on the wheel
and start ru-u-u-u-u-nning
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yeah, or else we won't
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work... work...
Work... work... work.
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What's the deal guys?
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You sound like...
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robots!
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Park bros, help!
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Muscle man.
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We got to save him.
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Time to sign out.
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Office drones, attack.
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Intruder alert.
Intruder alert.
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Intruder alert.
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Omnitech! Powered by people.
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Oof.
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Give us back our friend.
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No. We need him
for his body!
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Huh?
200
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The mainframe.
201
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I'm gonna have to use my smarts
to hack into it.
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I've got this.
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Hamboning!
What's hamboning?
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Almost got it...
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Hah.
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What? Congrats on "hacking"
computer solitaire, genius.
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Get back on that hamster wheel
and run, you sack of meat.
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You'll never be smart.
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Smart this!
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Oh, no, can't run fast enough
with my weak robot legs!
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Aah!
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This place is gonna blow.
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Whoa.
Corporate carnage.
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Thanks for helping me out,
you guys.
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That escalated really quickly
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yeah, you really
dodged a bullet on that one.
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I still wish I could prove
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that I'm more than just
a muscle man.
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Maybe I'm not
as smart as I thought.
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Oh, you're smart,
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just a different kind of smart.
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You just have to find
your own way of showing it.
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I think I got one more idea
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that will prove that I'm smart.
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But seriously, folks,
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I checked his computer, right?
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And I told him,
he has a pretty bad virus.
228
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You know who else
has a pretty bad virus?
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My motherboard.
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Well, at least he's strong.
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