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Cheers is filmed before
A live studio audience.
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Sam, sorry they were out of beer
Nuts and pretzels
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At the store.
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Guess what I got?
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Choco puffs!
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Hey!
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Alright!
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I haven't had these
Since I was a kid
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Hey, look at this.
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"90% real sugar,
10% animal fat."
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God bless america, huh?
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I always like eating mine
Straight from the box.
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They still have prizes
In these things?
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Boy, I hope so.
I remember when I was a kid,
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I got one of those
Lick-and-stick
Tattoo books.
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Never wore them,
Though.
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Felt pretty silly, huh?
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No. I'm just waiting for
A special occasion.
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Yup.
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I got a prize.
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Me too. A dumb b-b game.
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Yeah, I got one of those cheap
Plastic rings.
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Oh, great.
Another tattoo book.
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[coughs]
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Let's see what book you got.
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Hey, cliffie got skunked .
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[coughs and whistles]
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Mr. Clavin
Got the whistle!
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[coughs and whistles]
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Captioning made possible by
Paramount pictures television
Group and h.J. Heinz company
Foundation
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Making your way
In the world today
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Takes everything you've got
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Taking a break from
All your worries
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Sure would help a lot
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Wouldn't you like to get away
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Sometimes you want to go
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Where everybody
Knows your name
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And they're always
Glad you came
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You want to be
Where you can see
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Our troubles are
All the same
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You want to be where
Everybody knows your name
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You want to go
Where people know
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People are all the same
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You want to go where
Everybody knows your name
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How's your throat doing there,
Cliffie?
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Still a little sore, sam.
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Here's something we used
To do in my family.
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Ah! Ah!
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You did that
For sore throats?
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No.
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Sam!
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What?
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My hatcheck girl
Is missing from her post.
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You haven't
Perchance seen her?
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What's that supposed to mean?
Every time something goes wrong
In your restaurant,
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It's my fault?
Like I'm the one who's supposed
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To keep track of all your
Employees.
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You know,
That really ticks me off.
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Sam, I can't get
The sofa bed to fold back up.
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Miss kenderson...
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For the three weeks you have
Been my employee as a hatcheck
Girl,
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You've spent most
Of your time downstairs.
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Today, as luck would have it,
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We actually had
A customer with a hat.
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And where were you?
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Taking a break.
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It wasn't
Your break time.
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It was mine.
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Miss kenderson, you are
Terminated.
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Get your things and clear out.
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Fine.
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Sam, in the future,
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I'd appreciate you
Keeping your hands
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Off my hatcheck girls.
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You know, it's your
Own stupid fault.
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I mean, I wouldn't
Touch your hatcheck girls
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If you'd hire some waitresses.
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Hello all!
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Happy birthday,
Dr. Crane.
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Why, thank you, woody.
How did you know?
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Well, you left your wallet here
Last night.
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So I was looking through it
To find out whose it was.
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Are you really gonna
Donate your internal organs
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In case of accident?
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They take them before you die,
You know?
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Yeah, my uncle was just
In a fender bender.
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They chased him
Halfway down the block.
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Well, thank you
For sharing that with me
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On my, uh...Special day.
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So you got some big plans?
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Oh, nothing much.
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I've never been one of those
Who tend to make a big brouhaha.
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As my mother always
Used to tell me,
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"Don't get excited.
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It's just another day
Of the year."
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You're kidding me.
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You never had parties
When you were a kid?
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Friends over?
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Cakes? Ice cream?
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No.
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Well, once I had a bran
Muffin with a pat of oleo.
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Hey, you know something?
I got an idea.
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Let's throw frasier
A party here--
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You know, the bash
That he never had.
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What do you say?
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Yeah! Great idea!
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Afternoon, everybody.
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Norm!
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What's going on,
Mr. Peterson?
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Another layer for
The winter, wood.
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Hey norm, we're going to
Have a big birthday bash
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For doc frasier.
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Great.
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Hey, it will be exciting,
Mr. Peterson.
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We're gonna have cake
And ice cream.
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Yeah, we can go crazy
And order from pizza,
Pizza, pizza, pizza.
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Oh, what do they
Serve there?
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Pizza, you dweeb.
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You don't have to
Bite my head off.
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I never been there
Before.
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I don't know guys, I'm just
Not in the mood for a party.
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I got some bad news.
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What?
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Vera lost her job.
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Her, too, huh?
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Boy, this recession is
Hitting everybody.
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Well, they should have
Gone for the gold
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And gotten the security
Of a government job.
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I could spit
On that mail,
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And chuck it down a sewer,
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And they
Couldn't fire me.
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How do you know that,
Mr. Clavin?
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I don't.
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How about those celtics,
Huh?
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That's too bad man,
About vera losing her job.
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Yeah.
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We have no money
Coming in at all.
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If something doesn't happen
Soon, I may have to find a job.
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You gonna work, norm?
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I mean for vera.
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"You gonna work, norm?"
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Hi guys!
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Oh, rebecca. There you are.
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I've been looking
Everywhere for you.
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What are you talking about?
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You're just sitting there
On your barstool.
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I know, this is where
I look from.
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So what do you need, norm?
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Well, it's vera.
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She was laid off down
At the travel agency.
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Oh, so you want me to
See if I can use
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My corporate connections to get
Her another job?
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No.
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You want me to help her out
With some professional resume?
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Well, no.
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What do you want, norm?
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Well, you see,
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Vera ripped off a bunch of
These frequent-flyer vouchers.
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And I was wondering if I could
Trade them in for free beers?
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What?
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Ok, somebody's got to
Go get all this stuff.
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Ice cream, balloons,
Decorations.
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I nominate frasier.
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I second.
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All in favor...
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Aye!
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You guys are the greatest!
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Let the party begin!
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The birthday boy is here,
And I've got the balloons.
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Hey, congratulations frasier
On a job well done.
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Well, thank you very much.
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I'll be
Right back, sam.
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Ahh, I love birthdays.
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Hey, isn't that that french guy
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That's trying to steal woody's
Girlfriend?
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Ah yeah, what a slimebag.
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Yeah, the man's got the
Morals of a snake.
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I can't believe he'd
Show his face in here.
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Hello, fellows!
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Hey henri,
How you doing?
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Ah, woody!
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Let's hurry and take your
Picture. I have plans.
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Oh yeah, I know. You want to
Steal my girlfriend.
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No, I could never
Take kelly away from you.
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Why, just this morning,
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Kelly was telling me how much
She loves you.
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Really?
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Yes.
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It got so annoying I almost had
To kick her out of the shower.
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Is that a joke?
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Ah, but of course!
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Are you ready?
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Yeah. I just shaved.
How's my face look?
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Mmm. As smooth
As your girlfriend
Kelly's bottom.
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Is that a joke?
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Haha, but of course it is!
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You have to shave much closer.
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Where is this american
Sense of humor
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I've heard so much about?
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Bring me a soda and
Pay for it, woody.
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Woody...
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You don't even like
This man.
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He's been bothering you
Ever since
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He followed your girlfriend
Back from paris.
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And now you're paying him
To photograph you?
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Well, he just borrows money
From me anyway.
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This way, I don't
Have to worry about him
Paying me back.
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It's good you worked
That out, woody.
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Besides, this is the first
Formal picture I've had taken
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Since my high school yearbook.
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I hated that one.
Darn cowlick.
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Oh yeah, when your
Hair all stands up like that?
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Uh-uh.
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Sam, a thought occurs.
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I always have such trouble
Trying to figure out
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What to get frasier
For his birthday.
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Do you think perhaps he'd
Like a photograph of me?
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Why?
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I mean...
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Of course he would
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Why would any man
Not want a picture
Of his wife?
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I agree.
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A picture of you
Is what every man wants.
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May I have the honor
Of taking it?
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Well, perhaps.
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But I must warn you,
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I've had bad luck
With photographers.
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It seems they always
Overexpose the film
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And I come out looking
White as a ghost.
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I could put roses
In your cheeks,
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And then afterward,
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Maybe I could
Photograph you.
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Why don't you come this way?
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What do you think you
Would like to be wearing--
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An evening gown?
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Black lace teddy?
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My strong male hands?
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I wasn't thinking
Of anything like that.
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Oh, come on, lil.
Loosen up.
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Let him snap you
In some lingerie.
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Guys love dirty pictures
Of their babes.
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Nick always used to
Take them of me
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Until one time, I smashed his
Camera and broke his nose.
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You got in a fight, huh?
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No. Fell off
The monkey bars.
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Thank you, carla.
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I was thinking more of a
Photograph of me he could put in
His office,
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A nice formal portrait.
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Ahh! With just a hint
Of smoldering sensuality
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Dancing behind your eyes.
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Well, that goes
Without saying.
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Let's just take
A few test shots, eh?
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Just to loosen you up
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Before we go back
To the studio.
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Hey, I thought you were
Here to take my picture.
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And I thought I ordered a soda.
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You got a point there.
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Ok, ok.
259
00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:34,862
Good.
260
00:11:34,962 --> 00:11:36,496
Serious.
261
00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:37,697
Happy.
262
00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:38,866
Seductive.
263
00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:39,867
Angry.
264
00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:41,268
Playful.
265
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,238
Have you ever
Modeled professionally?
266
00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:48,208
Goodness, no.
267
00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:50,944
Oh, I know you're lying!
268
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,746
Come, let's go back
To the studio.
269
00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:54,247
Tres bien.
270
00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:55,749
Comment?
271
00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:58,118
You said,
"Let's go back
To the studio,"
272
00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,153
And I said,
"Tres bien."
273
00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:03,190
I'm sorry.
I don't understand this.
274
00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:04,124
Tres bien.
275
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:07,895
Ah-oh! Tres bien!
276
00:12:07,995 --> 00:12:11,298
I see I'm going to have to
Teach you the french tongue.
277
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:20,207
Hey, henri!
I have your soda.
278
00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:21,041
Henri?
279
00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:24,144
Woody, he left.
280
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,012
Well, alright then,
281
00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:26,513
I'll just drink
His soda.
282
00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:31,451
No, I can't do that.
That would be wrong.
283
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:34,754
Hi, guys.
284
00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:37,825
Rebecca, how did it
Go with vera?
285
00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:39,192
It went great.
I just love her.
286
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:40,627
And guess what?
287
00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:42,662
I think I landed her
A pretty good job.
288
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:43,530
You're joking?!
289
00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:44,865
No, no, I still
Have the touch.
290
00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:45,598
I helped her
With her resume.
291
00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:46,666
Where's she working?
292
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:47,667
And then I got her prepped
For the interview.
293
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:48,535
Where's she working?
294
00:12:48,635 --> 00:12:49,937
I even loaned her
My lucky scarf.
295
00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:51,338
Yeah, but where is
She working?
296
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,306
Norm!
297
00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:55,408
Vera.
298
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,948
What are you doing up there?
299
00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:02,315
Check your hat,
Mister?
300
00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:07,387
[screams]
301
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:14,995
I'll, uh...
I'll be right back.
302
00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:24,604
Hey norm, we need you.
303
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:26,673
Pete just hit a bull's-eye
And doubled off.
304
00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:28,075
You're our last hope.
305
00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:30,377
Norm?
306
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,180
Norm?
307
00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:39,319
She's up there.
308
00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:42,655
What?
309
00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:45,859
Listen.
Do you hear that?
310
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,995
Hear what?
311
00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:49,562
Vera.
312
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:55,102
She's crossing over
To the coffee machine.
313
00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:56,536
No, wait.
314
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,538
They could be
Moving the piano.
315
00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:03,576
It's her.
316
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:06,146
I know that walk.
317
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:08,615
You can't hear her
All the way up there.
318
00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:10,350
I wish I couldn't, sam,
Believe me,
319
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:13,553
But that walk is
Burned into my brain.
320
00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:14,487
I've heard it
In snow boots,
321
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:15,855
I've heard it
In flip-flops.
322
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,157
I've heard it
In bare feet--
323
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:18,858
Click, click, click, click
Click.
324
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:26,166
Let the birthday fun
Begin, sam!
325
00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:28,501
The balloons
Have entered the building.
326
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,038
Say, where are the guys?
327
00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:32,439
They're in the pool room.
328
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,841
Oh, jesus, I'm missing all the
Fun on my own birthday party.
329
00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:36,409
Hey wait up, guys!
330
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:37,644
Hey, be careful back there.
331
00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:39,446
Their dart tournament
Started.
332
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:42,916
[balloons popping]
333
00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:52,926
I hate this bar.
334
00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:58,565
Norm.
335
00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,934
Vera's doing a really
Good job up there.
336
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:04,437
She is just terrific...
And funny.
337
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:05,538
Listen to this,
338
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:06,473
How many fat guys
339
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,275
Does it take to change
A light bulb?
340
00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:09,842
I don't know.
341
00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:13,246
You can't get a fat guy
To change a light bulb.
342
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:17,417
You can't even get him
To come home on christmas eve!
343
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:28,361
She was telling some real cute
Stories about you, too, norm.
344
00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:31,064
Hey, why didn't you ever tell us
That your real first name was
Hilary?
345
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:32,765
Who cares
About that?
346
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:35,002
Hey, guys!
347
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:37,971
Norm's real first name
Is hilary!
348
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,175
Isn't that
A girl's name?
349
00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:45,312
Hilary was my grandfather's name
350
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:47,680
And he once killed a man
Who laughed at him.
351
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,950
He just upped and killed
Somebody for laughing at his
Name?
352
00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:53,053
Not exactly.
He was a surgeon.
353
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,922
He sort of botched
An operation.
354
00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:59,492
Norm, you don't have
To be defensive.
355
00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:02,195
I think hilary is
A very masculine name.
356
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,063
In fact, I think
You ought to have it
357
00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:04,331
Monogrammed on your purse.
358
00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:13,906
Let the party begin!
359
00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:15,875
Alright! You got the balloons,
Huh?
360
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:16,609
Well, actually no,
361
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:18,211
They were out of balloons.
362
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,312
Fortunately, a colleague of mine
363
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:21,881
Was kind enough to give me a
Box...
364
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,850
Of surgical gloves!
365
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:27,854
If you can't have
A good time
366
00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:30,190
With four dozen rubber
Inflated hands,
367
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:31,924
You're just not trying!
368
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:38,831
Frasier, I've been
Waiting for you.
369
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:39,932
Happy birthday.
370
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:41,201
Oh, darling!
For me?
371
00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:42,669
Now, frasier...
372
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:45,672
You know that in the past, some
Of my birthday presents to you
373
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:47,240
Have been a little dull.
374
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,408
So this year,
375
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:51,444
I decided to try something a
Little more adventurous.
376
00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:54,547
I thought to myself,
"What would my husband think
377
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:58,085
Of a provocative photograph
Of his demure wife
378
00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:01,454
Stretched out languidly
On a bearskin rug?"
379
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:03,490
Woo-hoo!
Woo-hoo!
380
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:04,824
Surely you're joking?
381
00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:05,725
I am not.
382
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,797
Woo!
383
00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:12,565
Woo!
384
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,534
Woo!
385
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,271
Well, you're right.
386
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:21,774
That certainly is
A bearskin rug.
387
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:25,278
And that is
Definitely you.
388
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,547
Oh, how erotic!
389
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,282
I guess we'll have to
Keep the negatives.
390
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,118
We'd hate to have them
Falling into the hands of...
391
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:33,186
Fully-dressed
Women's monthly.
392
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,824
Frasier, you're forgetting
What a cheeky monkey I can be.
393
00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:39,659
It's a gag gift.
394
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:40,993
If you wanted us
To gag,
395
00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:43,230
You should have
Taken a nudie.
396
00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:47,066
Well, you're
Right, darling.
397
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:48,135
And it's hilarious!
398
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:51,204
I'll be sure to put this
Right up in my workshop.
399
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:52,539
You don't have
A workshop.
400
00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:54,607
Well then, I'll put it
In the closet.
401
00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:57,677
By the way,
402
00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:02,249
Here are the rest
Of the photographs
From the session.
403
00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:04,751
Why, lilith,
These are--
404
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:06,119
You're--
405
00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:08,421
You're practically--
406
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:09,889
You're only wearing a--
407
00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:13,560
Oh, baby, baby.
408
00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:20,800
Happy birthday,
Frasier.
409
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,702
Would you like to go home and
Get a better look at those?
410
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:23,903
I sure would.
411
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:31,444
Oh, uh...
412
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,280
You can come, too.
413
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,184
Hee hee hee!
414
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:39,952
Well, that's it.
I'm out of here.
415
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:44,591
Out of here? Norm, it's 9:30,
It's not closing time.
416
00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:46,526
I know, I'm still leaving.
417
00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:49,996
Alright, I'll drive you,
Then, ok?
418
00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:51,431
No, no.
I don't need a ride.
419
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:55,368
I didn't even have any beers.
420
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:59,606
I hope you're happy, woman.
421
00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:04,244
Look guys, uh, I can't keep
Hanging around here..
422
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:07,113
Knowing that
She's up there
423
00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:10,082
Just spoils
The whole thing for me.
424
00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:12,118
I have to find
Another bar, I guess.
425
00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:14,387
I don't
Believe this!
426
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,323
You're just going to
Up and walk out of here?
427
00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:19,692
I'm going to
Say something that
428
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:22,028
I thought
I'd never say, but,
429
00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:23,830
Dibs on the first stool!
430
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,568
Hey, come on!
431
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,603
Listen, cheers wouldn't
Be cheers without you!
432
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:32,472
You're the reason why
People come here.
433
00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:33,540
Oh, what people?
434
00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:37,610
Well, uh, delivery men,
For one.
435
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,815
[screams]
436
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,353
She's out there.
437
00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:47,720
She's everywhere.
438
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:56,563
Is she multiplying?
439
00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:58,665
Vera?
440
00:19:58,765 --> 00:19:59,899
Are you ok?
441
00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:01,033
[whimpering]
Norm.
442
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,410
Rebecca, have I thanked you
443
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,645
For sending me the
New hatcheck girl?
444
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:13,980
No, john. You haven't.
445
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,982
Well, here's why.
446
00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:19,352
She was worse than the
Last one and I fired her.
447
00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:22,088
Hey, you want to tell me
Why you fired vera?
448
00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:22,989
Who are you?
449
00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:24,324
I'm her husband, norm.
450
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:25,458
Oh, yes.
451
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:26,559
I didn't recognize you
452
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:29,028
Without a bar growing
Out of your chest.
453
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:32,965
Well...
454
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,302
I fired her because she wasn't
Paying attention to her work.
455
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:36,202
What are you talking about?
456
00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:38,271
She's a very
Conscientious worker.
457
00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:39,372
How would you describe
A woman who
458
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:41,240
Spends all her time
On her hands and knees
459
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:44,143
Looking through a
Knothole in the floor?
460
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:47,547
Oh, I knew it!
461
00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:50,116
Yeah, there it is!
There it is!
462
00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:52,319
My good man,
You have my sympathy.
463
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:55,622
To be married to her
Must be quite an ordeal.
464
00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:57,890
Hey, take that back.
465
00:20:57,990 --> 00:20:58,658
What?
466
00:20:58,758 --> 00:20:59,626
Take that back!
467
00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:01,193
You're talking about
The woman I love!
468
00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:02,329
I want you to
Take that back
469
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,764
Before I turn you
Into a pretzel!
470
00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:07,634
Well, that's a shape I'm
Sure you're familiar with.
471
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,670
I am not kidding!
472
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,605
Alright, alright.
I take it back.
473
00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:14,374
I apologize.
474
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:16,242
Alright.
475
00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:18,210
Now just go on
Back upstairs
476
00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:20,747
Before I pound you
Into a...A beer nut!
477
00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:23,182
Well, thank you,
I'm tiring of the theme.
478
00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:31,090
Wow, norm, that was sweet.
479
00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:31,524
You stood up
For your wife.
480
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,025
Shh! Shh!
481
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:35,728
No, no, no, don't
Be embarrassed.
482
00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:38,465
Everyone didn't
See that, did they?
483
00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:40,032
We saw it.
484
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,434
I took a picture.
485
00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:45,204
Norm, so what
If they did?
486
00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:49,676
You're right.
487
00:21:49,776 --> 00:21:50,477
Listen...
488
00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:53,079
I joke around
A lot, but...
489
00:21:53,179 --> 00:21:54,614
She's all I've got.
490
00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:57,149
I don't know what
I'd do without her.
491
00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:02,822
I love her.
492
00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:04,123
That's sweet.
493
00:22:06,292 --> 00:22:10,397
You know, she's still up
In the stairwell crying.
494
00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:12,432
Oh, I know, she'll go
Away after a while.
495
00:22:19,439 --> 00:22:22,041
Yeah. There she goes.
496
00:22:22,141 --> 00:22:23,042
You got to love her.
497
00:22:28,915 --> 00:22:31,584
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498
00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:34,554
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