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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,743 --> 00:00:36,679 Five minutes, guys. 2 00:00:36,704 --> 00:00:40,225 Peter, make sure your sister's in the car seat! 3 00:00:40,249 --> 00:00:43,478 I don't want to go! This sucks! 4 00:00:45,295 --> 00:00:47,631 Yes. Yes, it does. 5 00:00:56,682 --> 00:00:58,243 All right. 6 00:00:58,267 --> 00:01:00,411 Today is gonna be really hard. 7 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:02,246 We're gonna get through it together, okay? 8 00:01:02,271 --> 00:01:03,957 We're gonna make him proud. 9 00:01:03,981 --> 00:01:05,959 We are not gonna let them win. 10 00:01:05,983 --> 00:01:07,126 Who's "them"? 11 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:08,712 The terrorists, honey. 12 00:01:08,736 --> 00:01:11,924 Sorry. I thought you understood. 13 00:01:27,546 --> 00:01:29,983 Do you think it's fair that I get to have his chain 14 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:31,484 and Casey doesn't? 15 00:01:31,509 --> 00:01:34,780 I don't even think she knows what's going on. 16 00:01:34,804 --> 00:01:35,847 I think you're good. 17 00:01:37,723 --> 00:01:40,536 You know, I don't even think we have to tell her. 18 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:42,496 I mean, do you... do you think we should tell her? 19 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:44,956 We could tell her I'm her dad. 20 00:01:44,980 --> 00:01:46,959 Do you think she'll find out what happened? 21 00:01:46,983 --> 00:01:48,359 Nah. 22 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:56,450 We're so late. Come on, honey. 23 00:02:17,513 --> 00:02:20,158 Sorry we're late. MapQuest. 24 00:02:20,182 --> 00:02:22,786 Oh, you have nothing to apologize for. 25 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:25,288 Hey, do you need a Xanax? I brought enough for everybody. 26 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:28,332 No, um, that's okay. 27 00:02:28,356 --> 00:02:30,169 Somebody's getting married. 28 00:02:57,594 --> 00:03:01,449 We come together for this momentous occasion 29 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:05,162 to remember that even in our darkest times, 30 00:03:05,186 --> 00:03:07,038 there is always joy, 31 00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:08,831 there is always light. 32 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:10,334 - Not. - Peter! 33 00:03:10,358 --> 00:03:13,443 Shh! 34 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:16,548 Anyway... 35 00:03:16,572 --> 00:03:18,050 Did you hear what I said? 36 00:03:18,074 --> 00:03:20,343 I said, "Not." 37 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:23,222 I heard what you said. It was hysterical. 38 00:03:23,246 --> 00:03:24,973 But don't talk like that. 39 00:03:24,997 --> 00:03:27,350 This is a house of God. Watch your friggin' mouth. 40 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:29,311 There is always light, 41 00:03:29,335 --> 00:03:31,229 there's always joy. 42 00:03:31,253 --> 00:03:33,064 Looking good. 43 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:35,067 Okay. 44 00:03:35,091 --> 00:03:36,735 All right, little man. 45 00:03:36,759 --> 00:03:38,695 I'm gonna need you to smile for the camera. 46 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:41,406 Come on. Help me out here. 47 00:03:41,430 --> 00:03:42,699 What's your problem? 48 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:44,450 His father died last week. 49 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:45,953 Take the picture. 50 00:03:45,977 --> 00:03:47,871 Yeah, take the picture. 51 00:04:06,288 --> 00:04:07,515 Amy. 52 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:09,935 - I'm so sorry for your loss. - Thank you. 53 00:04:09,959 --> 00:04:11,645 Please let me know if there's anything I can do. 54 00:04:11,669 --> 00:04:13,354 I will. Thank you. 55 00:04:16,966 --> 00:04:18,776 - Hey. - Hi. 56 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,446 How are you? You can talk to me. 57 00:04:20,470 --> 00:04:22,156 - Lori, please. - What? 58 00:04:22,180 --> 00:04:23,365 I love you. 59 00:04:23,389 --> 00:04:25,117 We're gonna have to talk about this. 60 00:04:25,141 --> 00:04:26,725 I gotta go. 61 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:30,247 Here, honey. No. Come here. 62 00:04:30,271 --> 00:04:31,581 Put this down. 63 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,792 How ya doing? Are you okay? 64 00:04:33,816 --> 00:04:35,377 Hey, hey, hey. How are we doing? 65 00:04:35,401 --> 00:04:36,711 Uh, it's quite a party. 66 00:04:36,735 --> 00:04:37,795 - Yeah? - Yeah. 67 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:40,466 - I gotta pee. - Oh, yeah? okay. 68 00:04:40,490 --> 00:04:41,632 Just pee-pee, though, right? 69 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:43,218 - No poo-poo? - Yeah. 70 00:04:43,242 --> 00:04:44,302 All right. I can handle that. 71 00:04:44,326 --> 00:04:46,971 I gotta pee too. Come on, big boy. 72 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:48,182 Thanks. 73 00:04:56,838 --> 00:04:58,149 Peter, what are you doing? 74 00:04:58,173 --> 00:05:00,235 What? 75 00:05:00,259 --> 00:05:01,694 You don't gotta do all that. 76 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:03,572 Come on. Look at me, okay? 77 00:05:03,596 --> 00:05:05,490 You don't even have to unbutton, all right? 78 00:05:05,514 --> 00:05:08,117 Just take your zipper, undo it, 79 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,245 reach in, pull your guy out. 80 00:05:10,269 --> 00:05:11,872 Boop, like that. Through the hole. 81 00:05:11,896 --> 00:05:14,399 Can you do that? Come on, let's see. 82 00:05:17,026 --> 00:05:19,545 Yeah, button it up. Good. 83 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:21,548 Pull the zipper down. 84 00:05:21,572 --> 00:05:24,343 All right, reach in, pull through. 85 00:05:24,367 --> 00:05:25,968 Boop. 86 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:27,053 Good job. 87 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:29,264 Okay, you don't gotta show the buns. 88 00:05:29,288 --> 00:05:31,081 Keep the buns in your pants. 89 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:35,670 Boop, boop, boop. 90 00:05:45,596 --> 00:05:48,182 Do as I say, not as I do, okay? 91 00:05:56,149 --> 00:05:58,752 - Mm. Oh, yo. - Hey. 92 00:05:58,776 --> 00:06:00,838 - What's up, big boy? Huh? - How you doing? 93 00:06:00,862 --> 00:06:02,338 - You look good. - Yeah? 94 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:03,798 It's been forever. Yeah, man. 95 00:06:03,822 --> 00:06:05,091 You're out there fucking killing it. 96 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:06,677 - Jesus Christ. - What are you doing? 97 00:06:06,701 --> 00:06:07,886 - How you doing? - I'm good. 98 00:06:07,910 --> 00:06:10,012 You know, I'm just doing the best I can. 99 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:12,014 The fuck is this guy... These fucking Russians, man. 100 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:14,016 They make me want to kill myself. 101 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:14,935 All right, already. 102 00:06:14,959 --> 00:06:15,978 You know what? That's it. Send. 103 00:06:16,002 --> 00:06:17,562 Done. I'm done. 104 00:06:17,586 --> 00:06:19,480 - So... - What is it you do again? 105 00:06:19,504 --> 00:06:22,192 I know you explained it. I can never retain it. 106 00:06:22,216 --> 00:06:24,444 I work for a Russian bank. It doesn't matter. 107 00:06:24,468 --> 00:06:26,029 Does that suck? It sounds like it sucks. 108 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:27,406 I mean, it doesn't always suck. 109 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:28,949 I mean, I still get to go to Russia. 110 00:06:28,973 --> 00:06:31,535 Every time I do, I still put on the "Rocky IV" soundtrack, 111 00:06:31,559 --> 00:06:33,495 get ready for it... Still works pretty good. 112 00:06:33,519 --> 00:06:34,913 I don't know. Fuck it. 113 00:06:34,937 --> 00:06:36,581 - Get me a beer. - Okay. 114 00:06:36,605 --> 00:06:39,084 - I love you. Good to see you. - You too. 115 00:06:39,108 --> 00:06:40,610 Hey. 116 00:06:45,156 --> 00:06:47,509 Me and my dad are gonna see the new "Jimmy Neutron" movie. 117 00:06:47,533 --> 00:06:50,512 That's cool. My dad is dead. 118 00:06:50,536 --> 00:06:52,346 Yeah, my dad told me about that. 119 00:06:52,370 --> 00:06:54,475 He said that your dad went into a burning building 120 00:06:54,499 --> 00:06:56,268 and saved a bunch of people. 121 00:06:56,292 --> 00:06:57,935 - And then he died. - Yeah. 122 00:06:57,959 --> 00:07:00,271 He was just being a hero and stuff, I guess. 123 00:07:00,295 --> 00:07:03,776 I'm gonna miss Uncle Scott. He was really cool. 124 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:05,778 Maybe all the uncles can be your dad. 125 00:07:05,802 --> 00:07:07,512 You could have, like, five dads. 126 00:07:08,846 --> 00:07:10,449 Okay, here we go. 127 00:07:10,473 --> 00:07:13,242 One, two, three. 128 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:14,577 Boop! 129 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:16,454 Mom, he's making finger penises again. 130 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:18,624 - Come on. - Hey, Peter. Come on. 131 00:07:18,648 --> 00:07:20,125 Let's take a good one now, okay? 132 00:07:20,149 --> 00:07:22,627 And then we'll have fun later. What'd I say? 133 00:07:22,651 --> 00:07:24,797 Do as I say, not as I do. 134 00:07:24,821 --> 00:07:26,173 - There it is. - What does that mean? 135 00:07:26,197 --> 00:07:27,507 Here we go. Don't worry about it. 136 00:07:27,531 --> 00:07:29,927 Everyone, say cheese! 137 00:07:29,951 --> 00:07:32,762 - Cheese! - Smokin'! 138 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,473 All right, that's it. I'm going to get a drink. 139 00:07:34,497 --> 00:07:36,874 Hey, we'll try again later. 140 00:07:38,292 --> 00:07:41,146 Peter, will you please stop ruining these photographs? 141 00:07:41,170 --> 00:07:44,316 We are gonna be looking at these for a very long time. 142 00:07:44,340 --> 00:07:46,067 Hey, hey. Hey, buddy. 143 00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:48,319 Hey. Let's have a little talk, okay? 144 00:07:48,343 --> 00:07:49,887 I got him. 145 00:07:52,473 --> 00:07:54,033 Oh, Peter. 146 00:07:54,057 --> 00:07:56,495 You know I've been praying for you. 147 00:07:56,519 --> 00:07:58,079 Sometimes in life, 148 00:07:58,103 --> 00:08:01,666 we feel that there's a shadow following us, 149 00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:04,920 and this darkness comes over us. 150 00:08:04,944 --> 00:08:07,172 That could turn into fear. 151 00:08:07,196 --> 00:08:10,425 What if this darkness never goes away? 152 00:08:10,449 --> 00:08:13,137 But only later do we realize 153 00:08:13,161 --> 00:08:15,930 that the shadow is actually the hand of God 154 00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:19,016 guiding us and protecting us. 155 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:22,396 See, God, He needed your dad up there. 156 00:08:22,420 --> 00:08:25,064 He died on the 11th, right? 157 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:28,110 3 times 11 is 33. 158 00:08:28,134 --> 00:08:29,569 Three. 159 00:08:29,593 --> 00:08:33,365 Father, son, the Holy Ghost, right? 160 00:08:33,389 --> 00:08:38,870 Christ was 33 when He died, same age as your father. 161 00:08:38,894 --> 00:08:41,581 Your dad is Jesus incarnate. 162 00:08:41,605 --> 00:08:44,876 Okay? You are never alone, sir. 163 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:46,003 Your dad is... 164 00:08:46,027 --> 00:08:48,922 he's right here in his room! 165 00:08:48,946 --> 00:08:50,006 He is. 166 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,716 You could say hello to him. 167 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:53,217 Say hello to your father. 168 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:54,552 - Uh... - Say hi. 169 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:55,928 Don't be shy. 170 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:58,264 - Hi, Dad. - Oh. 171 00:08:58,288 --> 00:09:01,309 Did you feel his presence? 172 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:02,977 Did you? I did. 173 00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:05,188 What was he, 6'3", full of muscle? 174 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:08,232 Your dad, he's right here. 175 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:09,735 Your dad was a hero! 176 00:09:09,759 --> 00:09:12,278 He's here. He's a hero. Do you understand? 177 00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:14,947 I want to thank you for your service, sir. 178 00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:16,533 And thank you for not letting 179 00:09:16,557 --> 00:09:20,102 those dirty scumbag Talibanians win. 180 00:09:24,148 --> 00:09:25,085 Aw, fuck. 181 00:09:25,109 --> 00:09:27,503 Should we get another round? 182 00:09:27,527 --> 00:09:28,796 Uh, yeah. 183 00:09:28,820 --> 00:09:30,422 - What is it, Saturday? - Yeah. 184 00:09:30,446 --> 00:09:32,091 Yeah, fuck it. Angela's soccer season's over. 185 00:09:32,115 --> 00:09:34,051 Did you hear? They got into the semifinals this year. 186 00:09:34,075 --> 00:09:35,427 - Angela got in the semifinals? - Yeah. 187 00:09:35,451 --> 00:09:36,552 - That's crazy. - Yeah. 188 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:38,179 Next year, we should get to states. 189 00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:39,932 - Yeah, that's awesome. - Yeah. Whatever. 190 00:09:39,956 --> 00:09:41,725 It's fucking girls' soccer, right? 191 00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:43,351 - I mean... - Well, it's your daughter. 192 00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:44,727 I know. I like her. 193 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:46,688 I fucking love her. 194 00:09:46,712 --> 00:09:48,315 She's good. She's a good kid. 195 00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:49,482 - Yeah. - Yeah. 196 00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:52,277 She's... yeah, she's fine. 197 00:09:52,301 --> 00:09:53,528 What do you mean? Are you good? 198 00:09:53,552 --> 00:09:54,654 Yeah... no. 199 00:09:54,678 --> 00:09:55,947 I don't know. I don't know. 200 00:09:55,971 --> 00:09:57,448 I don't know what the fuck is going on anymore. 201 00:09:57,472 --> 00:09:59,451 Like, I used to think I knew, but I don't know. 202 00:09:59,475 --> 00:10:00,785 I mean, your aunt and I 203 00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:02,287 are definitely not in a good place. 204 00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:04,789 What do you mean? What's going on? 205 00:10:04,813 --> 00:10:06,041 You're not gonna get, like, divorced, right? 206 00:10:06,065 --> 00:10:07,543 - Are you in therapy? - No. No. 207 00:10:07,567 --> 00:10:09,128 Fucking where are we here? 208 00:10:09,152 --> 00:10:11,254 Fucking Staten Island. I'm not going to therapy. 209 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:12,630 I'm not getting divorced, all right? 210 00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:14,133 I just don't know what's going on. 211 00:10:14,157 --> 00:10:16,719 I don't understand what the fuck is going on anymore. 212 00:10:16,743 --> 00:10:18,302 You'll see when you get older. 213 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:20,681 - What does that mean? - You'll see. 214 00:10:20,705 --> 00:10:22,515 I'm good. Just get me another beer? 215 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:23,767 - Yeah. - All right. 216 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:25,375 Don't worry about me. I'm fucking chill. 217 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:36,864 Hey. 218 00:10:36,888 --> 00:10:38,322 What are you doing? 219 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:40,325 Come on. I gotta go run an errand. 220 00:10:40,349 --> 00:10:43,120 I gotta go get some cigarettes. 221 00:10:43,144 --> 00:10:45,788 - How you doing, bro? - How am I doing? 222 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:49,460 I'm fucking... What the fuck, you know? 223 00:10:49,484 --> 00:10:51,628 That's who I want to be with for the rest of my life, okay? 224 00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:53,713 But god damn it! Fuck! 225 00:10:53,738 --> 00:10:55,466 This is it, bro. That's it. 226 00:10:55,490 --> 00:10:57,091 I don't know what else to tell you. 227 00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:59,385 Unless you went to end up divorced, living on a futon, 228 00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:00,763 you lock it up, dog. 229 00:11:00,787 --> 00:11:03,139 What's a futon? 230 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,932 Hey, Peter, listen to me. 231 00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:07,144 You don't repeat anything you see or hear. 232 00:11:07,168 --> 00:11:08,979 You know that, right? 233 00:11:09,003 --> 00:11:12,231 Do as I say, not as I do. 234 00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:13,524 Good. 235 00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:15,652 - All right, I'll get smokes. - All right. 236 00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:18,178 I'm gonna do the George Jefferson. Watch. 237 00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:32,168 You like movies, Pete? 238 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:33,754 You see that "Beautiful Mind"? 239 00:11:33,778 --> 00:11:36,798 That Russell Crowe is amazing. He'll do anything, that guy. 240 00:11:36,822 --> 00:11:38,884 Unbelievable. 241 00:11:38,908 --> 00:11:40,677 You into girls yet? 242 00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:42,286 You will be. You will be. 243 00:11:45,373 --> 00:11:47,850 - Hey. Hey. - There he is. 244 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:49,977 - Yeah, buddy. - Man of the hour. 245 00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:51,421 Mm. 246 00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:56,777 Hey, Peter, did you know I won Sexiest Man of the Year 247 00:11:56,801 --> 00:11:59,321 - in 1992 in Staten Island? - Really? 248 00:11:59,345 --> 00:12:01,698 He ended up beating out Kyle Hennesy and Paul Montello. 249 00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:04,118 You're fucking right I did, and I came from behind. 250 00:12:04,142 --> 00:12:06,035 It was a tight race. Nobody think I could do it. 251 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,203 I did it against all odds. 252 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,330 They gave me a trophy and everything. 253 00:12:08,354 --> 00:12:09,498 I got it in the garage. 254 00:12:11,149 --> 00:12:13,000 Are you fucking kidding me? 255 00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:15,461 Listen to me, Peter. You hear this song? 256 00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:18,381 This is a great song by a group called Creed. 257 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:19,924 Remember that name. You know, people think 258 00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:21,427 that this is religious crap. 259 00:12:21,451 --> 00:12:22,345 Bullshit, man. 260 00:12:22,369 --> 00:12:24,138 This song fucking fucks hard. 261 00:13:14,629 --> 00:13:17,231 Oh, I love this song. Huh? 262 00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:18,942 Can they play "Cotton Eye Joe"? 263 00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:20,235 They'll play whatever you want. 264 00:13:20,259 --> 00:13:22,738 Go tell the DJ. Play whatever you want. Go. 265 00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:23,905 What the fuck is going on here? 266 00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:25,157 It's like I walked into a gay bar. 267 00:13:25,181 --> 00:13:26,658 Let's go. Let's go. The women are out here. 268 00:13:26,682 --> 00:13:27,951 Come on. 269 00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:31,080 Hello? 270 00:13:31,104 --> 00:13:32,581 Can you play "Cotton Eye Joe"? 271 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:40,588 You know, things were looking up. 272 00:13:40,613 --> 00:13:43,466 We were doing good the last couple of weeks. 273 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:46,135 We were actually talking about maybe trying again, 274 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:49,431 you know, for the kids, for us. 275 00:13:49,455 --> 00:13:53,309 And, you know, then he friggin' died. 276 00:13:53,334 --> 00:13:56,355 Jeez, honey. I'm so sorry. 277 00:13:56,379 --> 00:13:58,731 Just know that we are here for you. 278 00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:00,317 I appreciate that. 279 00:14:00,341 --> 00:14:03,070 This is a very confusing day for me. 280 00:14:03,094 --> 00:14:04,947 I'm very happy for one daughter, 281 00:14:04,971 --> 00:14:07,658 and I'm very sad for another. 282 00:14:07,682 --> 00:14:09,534 Scott will be missed. 283 00:14:09,558 --> 00:14:11,327 Look, you don't have to act like you liked the guy 284 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,663 all of a sudden. It's fine. 285 00:14:12,687 --> 00:14:15,039 I mean, I don't think you wanted him to die, 286 00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:18,251 though he did die on your birthday. 287 00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:20,044 My birthday will never be the same. 288 00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:21,672 No. I'm kidding, Mom. 289 00:14:21,696 --> 00:14:25,174 Honey, it's not that I didn't like the guy. 290 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,427 I didn't like him for you. 291 00:14:27,451 --> 00:14:29,804 I mean, he was a good guy. 292 00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:31,849 He was a friggin' hero. 293 00:14:31,873 --> 00:14:34,559 I just don't know how I'm gonna do this by myself. 294 00:14:34,584 --> 00:14:35,686 You know? 295 00:14:35,710 --> 00:14:37,145 How am I gonna take care of these kids 296 00:14:37,169 --> 00:14:38,855 and make sure they're okay? 297 00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:40,190 You're my daughter. 298 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,775 You're the strongest woman I know. 299 00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:45,195 You're gonna do all right. 300 00:14:45,219 --> 00:14:47,030 I'm gonna need your help. 301 00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:48,197 Don't worry. You'll have plenty of it. 302 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,783 I'll be there. 303 00:14:58,649 --> 00:15:00,043 Hey. 304 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:02,129 What are you doing? 305 00:15:02,153 --> 00:15:03,863 They didn't play the "Cotton Eye Joe" yet? 306 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:06,674 That was, like, an hour ago. 307 00:15:06,698 --> 00:15:08,302 You know what? Come here. 308 00:15:08,326 --> 00:15:09,970 Come on. I'll take care of this. 309 00:15:09,994 --> 00:15:11,846 I'm gonna talk to him, okay? 310 00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:13,599 Wait here. 311 00:15:13,623 --> 00:15:15,267 - Hey, boss. - What's up, man? 312 00:15:15,291 --> 00:15:17,394 My nephew ask you to play the "Cotton Eye Joe"? 313 00:15:17,418 --> 00:15:19,355 Yeah, but, you know, I got a whole setlist, man. 314 00:15:19,379 --> 00:15:21,023 Oh, yeah? Really? 315 00:15:21,047 --> 00:15:22,899 Play the fucking "Cotton Eye Joe"! 316 00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:25,693 He's the DJ now, got it? 317 00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:27,720 All right. Good. 318 00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:31,908 Whoo! 319 00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:43,419 Whoo! Yeah, Peter! 320 00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:01,230 Oh, my sweet boy. 321 00:16:01,254 --> 00:16:06,110 Your dad was such a wonderful man. 322 00:16:06,134 --> 00:16:08,278 He will be so missed. 323 00:16:08,302 --> 00:16:10,322 He died on your birthday. 324 00:16:10,346 --> 00:16:12,240 That's weird, right? 325 00:16:12,264 --> 00:16:13,616 And you didn't like him. 326 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,369 I loved your father very much. 327 00:16:15,393 --> 00:16:16,577 No, you didn't. 328 00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:18,413 It's kind of weird that you didn't like him 329 00:16:18,437 --> 00:16:20,374 and he died on your birthday. 330 00:16:20,398 --> 00:16:22,042 What are you talking about? 331 00:16:22,066 --> 00:16:23,751 Don't think I don't know. 332 00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:25,754 You should be careful what you wish for, 333 00:16:25,778 --> 00:16:27,923 because my birthday's in a couple of months, 334 00:16:27,947 --> 00:16:30,341 and you don't want to know what I'm gonna wish for. 335 00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:43,938 I'm just bursting. 336 00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:47,109 Oh, Tommy, thank you so much for marrying my little girl. 337 00:16:47,133 --> 00:16:48,485 No problem. 338 00:16:48,509 --> 00:16:50,446 It's a done deal. No takesie-backsies. 339 00:16:50,470 --> 00:16:52,280 - She's your problem now. - Mom! 340 00:16:52,304 --> 00:16:54,115 I'm mostly kidding. 341 00:16:56,475 --> 00:16:58,037 Cheers for love. 342 00:16:58,061 --> 00:17:00,437 Cheers! 343 00:17:10,615 --> 00:17:12,342 Go ahead. You can have a little sip. 344 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,634 Really? 345 00:17:13,659 --> 00:17:15,536 I don't think you're gonna like it. 346 00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:22,435 I already feel a little buzz. 347 00:17:22,460 --> 00:17:24,045 Attaboy. 348 00:17:28,257 --> 00:17:29,609 What the fuck? This is yours? 349 00:17:29,634 --> 00:17:31,362 Yeah. Do you want to drive it? 350 00:17:31,385 --> 00:17:33,029 What? Yeah, I want to fucking drive it. 351 00:17:33,054 --> 00:17:34,448 What are you driving this thing for? 352 00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:35,490 You're not a Trump guy. 353 00:17:35,515 --> 00:17:36,657 No, I'm not a Trump guy, 354 00:17:36,682 --> 00:17:38,660 but, you know, Staten Island. 355 00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:39,994 - Yeah. - Yeah. What the fuck? 356 00:17:40,019 --> 00:17:42,438 - Come on. - Fuck. 357 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:46,376 All right. I gotta slide the seat up. 358 00:17:46,401 --> 00:17:48,045 Oh, my God! 359 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,213 Oh, my God. 360 00:17:55,201 --> 00:17:57,679 - Whoo! - Whoo! 361 00:17:57,702 --> 00:18:00,348 Oh, my God, bro. I feel so alive. 362 00:18:00,373 --> 00:18:02,017 - Whoo! Whoo! - Whoo! 363 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,685 - Let's take that light. - Oh, shit. 364 00:18:03,710 --> 00:18:04,853 Let's take that light. Fuck it! 365 00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:06,063 Oh, fuck! 366 00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:08,773 Go! Aah! 367 00:18:08,798 --> 00:18:10,401 Whoo! 368 00:18:12,093 --> 00:18:14,195 Uh, that was a... That was a close one, huh? 369 00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:15,780 Oh, my God. 370 00:18:15,805 --> 00:18:18,366 I'd fucking leave your aunt in a second if I had this thing. 371 00:18:18,391 --> 00:18:19,742 Whew! 372 00:18:19,767 --> 00:18:21,662 Know what I'd like to do? 373 00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:23,497 Take this thing to the bridge. 374 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,124 Take it to the bridge. 375 00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:27,291 Just drive off the fucking thing, you know what I mean? 376 00:18:27,316 --> 00:18:30,421 Just fucking see how far out to the water we can get. 377 00:18:30,444 --> 00:18:32,256 I think about that shit sometimes. 378 00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:33,464 Maybe I would survive it in this. 379 00:18:33,489 --> 00:18:34,883 It's like a boat. 380 00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:36,593 Fuck this. Let's go crazy. 381 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,095 - Take your seatbelt off. - Huh? 382 00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:39,887 Huh? Who says that? Me! 383 00:18:39,912 --> 00:18:42,974 Take off your seatbelt. 384 00:18:42,999 --> 00:18:44,434 Whoo! 385 00:18:44,459 --> 00:18:46,126 Oh, God! 386 00:18:58,806 --> 00:19:01,242 There you are. What are you doing? 387 00:19:01,267 --> 00:19:04,579 This... this is very bad. 388 00:19:04,604 --> 00:19:08,083 Although, nothing in the world would make your father prouder 389 00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:11,027 than to know you're getting drunk at your first wedding. 390 00:19:12,987 --> 00:19:14,131 Ugh. 391 00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:16,699 At least try to hide it. Would you? 392 00:19:20,118 --> 00:19:21,763 They don't make Jolt anymore either. 393 00:19:21,788 --> 00:19:24,223 - Did you ever have Jolt? - No. 394 00:19:24,248 --> 00:19:26,434 All right, listen. 395 00:19:26,459 --> 00:19:28,186 I just want you to know 396 00:19:28,211 --> 00:19:30,230 I got fucked up shit in my head too. 397 00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:31,565 You're not the only one. 398 00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:34,151 That's okay. 399 00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:37,195 I just feel old, you know? I'm 50 now. 400 00:19:37,220 --> 00:19:39,155 Little David's going to college, and what am I doing? 401 00:19:39,180 --> 00:19:41,741 I'm sitting in my garage making weapons 402 00:19:41,766 --> 00:19:43,285 and Chinese throwing stars. 403 00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:47,247 And I made this cool fucking Wu-Tang medallion 404 00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:48,790 out of scrap metal. You gotta see it. 405 00:19:48,815 --> 00:19:50,084 But, I mean, beyond that, 406 00:19:50,107 --> 00:19:52,044 what the hell else is there, you know? 407 00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:55,588 I-I can't do drugs anymore. 408 00:19:55,613 --> 00:19:56,864 I got nothing. 409 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:01,678 I don't know. 410 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,996 Sometimes I think it's over, you know? 411 00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:07,267 I don't... 412 00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:09,353 I don't think anybody really knows 413 00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,313 what they're doing, right? 414 00:20:11,336 --> 00:20:13,691 I mean, 415 00:20:13,714 --> 00:20:16,317 I don't have as much experience as you, 416 00:20:16,342 --> 00:20:18,194 but I don't know. 417 00:20:18,219 --> 00:20:21,115 When I was 18, I thought when I'm 21, 418 00:20:21,138 --> 00:20:22,782 I'll have it all figured out, right? 419 00:20:22,807 --> 00:20:25,827 And then 21 came, and I was like, 420 00:20:25,852 --> 00:20:28,204 I don't know, maybe 25? Maybe 25? 421 00:20:28,229 --> 00:20:31,666 And then 25 came, and I was like, maybe 29? 422 00:20:31,691 --> 00:20:33,876 And now I'm 29, and I'm like, 33? 423 00:20:33,901 --> 00:20:35,921 You know, like, 424 00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:38,048 I-I don't think anybody knows what they're doing. 425 00:20:38,072 --> 00:20:39,298 And I think that's okay, though. 426 00:20:39,323 --> 00:20:40,968 I think it's... I think it's fine. 427 00:20:40,991 --> 00:20:43,452 I think we're all just trying our best, but... 428 00:20:45,579 --> 00:20:49,601 Hey, I did win Sexiest Man of the Year, Staten Island, 1992. 429 00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:51,729 I know. It was a really tight race. 430 00:20:51,752 --> 00:20:53,021 And all the odds were against you, 431 00:20:53,046 --> 00:20:55,023 but you beat out Paul Montello and Kyle Hennesy. 432 00:20:55,048 --> 00:20:57,067 - Fucking right, I did. - Yeah. 433 00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:59,111 - Can't take that away from me. - No, they can't. 434 00:20:59,134 --> 00:21:00,278 I mean, literally they can't. 435 00:21:00,303 --> 00:21:01,946 I got the trophy still in the garage. 436 00:21:01,971 --> 00:21:04,532 - I've seen it. - All right. 437 00:21:04,557 --> 00:21:07,036 All right. Best day ever. 438 00:21:07,059 --> 00:21:08,746 - Right? - Yeah. 439 00:21:08,769 --> 00:21:10,413 All right. 440 00:21:10,438 --> 00:21:13,166 Killer fucking mega truck. 441 00:21:13,191 --> 00:21:15,044 Oh, shit. 442 00:21:15,067 --> 00:21:17,712 - Hey, Uncle Tommy. - Big drop. What? 443 00:21:17,737 --> 00:21:20,239 Do as I say, not as I do. 444 00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:26,221 I'm gonna go piss on my house now. 445 00:21:40,843 --> 00:21:42,528 Boop. 446 00:21:42,552 --> 00:21:45,281 And now, I'd like to invite 447 00:21:45,306 --> 00:21:48,410 all of the family members out here to dance. 448 00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:50,913 I need the Fossellas. I need the LaRoccas. 449 00:21:50,936 --> 00:21:52,705 Come on out here and do something for me. 450 00:21:52,730 --> 00:21:56,376 Let's go. Let's go. 451 00:21:56,401 --> 00:21:59,797 I heard Staten Island's where the party really go down at. 452 00:21:59,820 --> 00:22:01,882 Y'all letting everybody down. 453 00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:03,092 Don't be shy. 454 00:22:03,115 --> 00:22:05,219 I see you sitting back there. 455 00:22:05,242 --> 00:22:06,553 Get on the floor. 456 00:22:06,576 --> 00:22:09,640 Hey, let's go! 457 00:22:27,597 --> 00:22:28,575 Go, Pete! 458 00:22:28,598 --> 00:22:30,618 Go, Pete! Go, Pete! 459 00:22:30,643 --> 00:22:32,078 Go, Pete! Go, Pete! 460 00:22:32,103 --> 00:22:34,623 Go, Pete! Go, Pete! 461 00:22:34,646 --> 00:22:36,583 Go, Pete! Go, Pete! 462 00:22:36,606 --> 00:22:38,419 Go, Pete! Go, Pete! 463 00:22:38,442 --> 00:22:40,086 Go, Pete! Go, Pete! 32050

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