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now that proposal is very important to
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the company I realize it my people
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realize it now 24 hours a day end of day
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tomorrow yeah it will be done yeah no I
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know that let me see me Kenneth yeah hey
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what's up Mike good close the door close
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the door and sit down yes sir end of day
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tomorrow on your desk you have my
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personal guarantee Darryl Darryl I need
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your help and I don't have a lot of time
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what the hell's going on here Kevin it's
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the proposal the donnelly pipe
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initiative it's a mess I mean what's
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going on with this what happened to Mike
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I apologize look I meant to clean that
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up what I need you to do in a nutshell
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is to rewrite the donnelly proposed
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won't have it back to me by tomorrow
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afternoon Mike's version just wasn't up
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to par wasn't up to par so you killed
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him no Lord no that's not why I killed
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him why'd you do it then observe use
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reason there's a wooden stake stuck in
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his heart now what logical conclusion
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would you draw from that Darryl Mike was
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a vampire now the intro in the summary
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they're really not that bad they just
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need to be punched up a bit but
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everything in between is just to
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complete made you think he was a vampire
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when you've been in management as long
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as I've been in management you recognize
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the signs what signs sleeps in a coffin
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drinks blood to survive awkwardness and
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social situations that kind of stuff
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since when did Mike start drinking blood
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who knows could be hundreds of years
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have you ever seen him drinking blood
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well he had someone a shirt when he came
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in here must have dripped while he was
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feasting on what I can only assume was
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his final victim it's still there we're
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on his shirt oh right there on the front
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good you'll have to take my word for it
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I guess Kevin you don't kill a person
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just because they have blood on their
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shirt it's not just the shirt Darryl
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it's this whole vampire
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you're taking the 40 thousand foot view
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here when what you've got to do is get
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granular with this thing but Kevin
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there's no such thing as vampires if
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that's true then how come the only way I
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could kill him was to drive that wooden
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stake through his heart huh did you try
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any other ways well know how my Eve do
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you think I am he's a vampire a vampire
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requires a wooden stake through his
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heart now you wouldn't need spaghetti
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with a skateboard would you Darryl what
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it's a simple question Darryl to which
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the logical answer is no you wouldn't
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eat spaghetti with a skateboard because
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it's the wrong tool for the job but you
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need another example let's say you're
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painting your house hold on if Mike's a
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vampire then how can he live in the
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daylight spends all this day in his
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cubicle the dull hum and flickering glow
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the fluorescent lights well they
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actually nourish a vampire the Sun never
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hits his body otherwise he'd be reduced
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to just a small pile of ashes but does
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it he drive in every morning it doesn't
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he leave to go home in the afternoon and
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depending on the time of the year it's
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sunny at least one of those chairs I'm
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the boss I'm the last one in and the
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first one to leave each day and I've got
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to tell you I can't say with any degree
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of certainty then Mike ever leaves the
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building but didn't you take him to
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lunch yesterday at noon I did didn't I
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yes
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oh my god it's worse than I thought
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they've learned to adapt a sunlight man
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Kevin you've lost it Mike wasn't a
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vampire if he's not a vampire then why
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did he recoil in such terror when I
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shoved that crucifix in his face huh he
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was Jewish look Daryl I'd love to stand
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around here and talk with you about
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religion but the employee handbook
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strictly forbids discussing such a
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volatile topic in the workplace it
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upsets some people well by the way I'm
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gonna need your help to incinerate Mike
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squirts one where you going Kevin what
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do you saddest set a bullet no yeah it's
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a bullet it's just a regular bullet
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that's a silver bullet isn't it where
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are you going Kevin I've got an LC Larry
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and human resources about this whole
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Mike think no Larry's a capable HR
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manager that he's also a werewolf
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there's a full moon tonight I'm not
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taking any chances the more I dig into
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this thing the more I'm beginning to
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realize that Mike was just a low-level
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operative in what appears to be a large
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network of the curstyn undead here at
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berm tech industries human resources now
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that's irony you have a business
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administration degree right Darryl yes
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sir then the irony isn't lost on you is
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it no sir all right donnelly initiative
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on my desk by tomorrow afternoon
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incineration of the diamond Mike's
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unearthly husk and say an hour a half
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yes sir all right
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well Kevin's on to us
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you
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