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What's up, Grandpa?
Where you going?
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Holy fuck! Who the fuck is that?
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- Oh.
- Hey, it's me! It's me, it's me.
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- What the fuck are you doing here?
- It's me.
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- What?
- You scared the shit out of me.
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Sorry, sorry, sorry, all right?
Don't freak out.
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I can't stand it when you do that!
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Hey, so when is your dad's birthday again?
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Uh, November 9th.
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Cool, cool, okay.
Yeah, I got a fun gift idea for him.
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What? Which one?
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Yeah, I'm gonna get him these, like,
Omaha Steaks.
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- You know... you know about Omaha Steaks?
- Oh.
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Um, yeah.
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Yeah. Like, they put 'em in a box...
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- Mmm-hmm.
- ...they send 'em off,
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and then you take 'em out of the box
and throw 'em on a grill.
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I'm gonna send your dad, like,
a couple dozen.
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- I think he'll like it.
- Cool.
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- I'll just...
- Don't touch my feet.
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What? Come on, you know you like that
when I touch your feet.
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- Come on...
- Don't touch my feet.
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I just think, it'd be good.
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I need you back.
I need you to take care of me.
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And... and I was thinking about us...
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and... about my heart
and how I feel about you.
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Come on, I know you.
And I love you and you're so hot.
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And I just... I need you, Mama.
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Fine. Just shut the fuck up!
I'll fuck you, but then you have to go.
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- You're not sleeping here tonight.
- Yeah, that's cool.
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I was looking at this website...
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- Mmm-hmm.
- ...and I found this rug.
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I thought it would look really good
in your living room.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, I like that orange one.
It's nice.
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I was thinking the blue one.
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Sure. Blue works, too.
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Yeah, I mean, either/or...
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Orange or blue,
whatever one you're standing on,
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it's gonna look good.
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- Oh.
- Huh? Huh?
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I was thinking about that, um...
you know the blue rug.
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Uh-huh.
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Maybe we don't get it, like,
for my place, but...
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Like, what if we got it for, like,
our place?
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You wanna move in together?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- I mean, do you? Do you...
- Yeah.
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- You wanna move in?
- Yeah.
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Let's move in together.
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- Yes!
- I am God's warrior!
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Yes, you are! Yes, you are!
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I'm gonna come.
I'm gonna come.
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I'm comin'. I'm comin'.
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Do you remember that little...
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The travel-size Connect Four?
Do you remember that game?
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What? Why?
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I just wanna... I wanna play a game
from my youth, you know?
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Nobody has the attention span anymore
to just sit and play a game.
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What about Operation?
Remember Operation?
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Ah, shit.
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Why can't we just sit anymore?
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Maybe that's 'cause you're coked up.
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That's not it, all right? Okay, let's...
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Nobody can just sit
and read a book anymore.
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Nobody just sits and reads a book...
All right, you know what? We'll...
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Let's both read books,
and we'll see who gets distracted first.
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We'll see...
we'll see who's gonna do that.
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I'm not gonna read with you, Eric.
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All right, this is what we'll do.
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I'm gonna read
Crime and Punishment, all right?
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And you'll read Cujo, all right?
That's what we'll do.
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And we'll see who can read the most pages
without getting distracted.
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Ready to do that?
Let's do that, okay?
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Cocaine, no cocaine,
my attention will not be challenged.
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You got a real drug problem, Eric.
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What's that?
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Well, these are the drugs
I have to take to deal with you.
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All right, ready?
No distractions, all right?
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Just read. No distractions. No.
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We just get right into it.
We just get...
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Just right into it. We're just
gonna get right into it, all right?
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- Ow! Ow, God.
- Ow!
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- Fuck... ow.
- Didn't know your knee was there.
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- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm okay.
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Okay.
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Hey, I love you. Okay?
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Mmm-hmm.
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What's the matter? What's wrong?
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You say "I love you" too much.
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- Do I?
- Yeah.
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Okay. Well, I'm, like,
so sorry to be affectionate to you.
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- I guess that's...
- No, it's not affection, it's pressure.
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Because then if I don't say it back
then it becomes a thing.
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Well, why wouldn't you say it back?
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I mean, if it's true
you would say it, right?
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'Cause I, like, I love you.
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Oh, my God, please stop saying that.
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- Okay, well, I do. I love you...
- Okay, stop it!
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- I love you.
- Stop it.
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- What is the fucking problem?
- Gus, please shut up!
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I love you. God damn it!
What is the matter?
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What? Just fucking say it.
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I fucked another guy!
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Well, you know, just so you know, like...
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because we're broken up, that means, like,
we're not talking anymore, you know?
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So you can, like, text,
and you can call and, like, email me,
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but I'm not, like, gonna reply, okay?
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- So, like, once you're out, you're out.
- So we're never gonna talk again?
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No, because you fucked another guy, okay?
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I can't imagine that...
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that you're just gonna be around
and you're not gonna be in my life.
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I mean, like...
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obviously,
we're still gonna be friends, okay?
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- No!
- What the fuck?
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This is what I'm fucking talking about!
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Well, what am I?
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Am I too nice?
Am I too mean?
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Yes, you're too fucking...
You're not nice!
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You're... you're fucking fake nice,
which is worse than being mean!
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You know, it's over.
I get that.
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It's fucking over and it's done.
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I just want you
to be true to yourself.
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Okay, being true to myself?
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- Yeah.
- I want you to fucking die.
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Okay? I want you to fucking
get a disease and die,
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or fucking get in a car accident and die.
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That's what I want,
I want you to fucking die.
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It's over.
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Oh, shit.
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- What? What's wrong?
- We just gotta go quicker.
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Why? What the fuck?
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- My mom's here.
- What the fuck?
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- Why is your mom here?
- Oh, just go quicker.
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- Come with me, come with me.
- No, I can't. I can't just do that.
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You're like...
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What the fuck, dude?
That's really lame.
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Oh. Well, I just...
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I got stuff to do today, you know?
Gettin' it together.
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You're really going right now?
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What? Yeah. Yeah, she's taking me
to buy pants and I totally forgot.
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What the fuck?
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- You can't but your own pants?
- She offered.
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It's not cute that you live
with your parents, Eric.
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You tell people it's some sort of
life hack, but it's just sad.
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It's sad to want new pants?
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All right, I'm sorry,
I'm a human being, all right?
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Eventually, I'm gonna need pants.
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Wait, you're going?
You're actually going? Eric!
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I don't even know why it's something
you get pissed off about.
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- I need new pants. What's wrong with you?
- Eric, fucking, you wait!
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Don't get in that car.
You were just fucking me...
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Good morning, Mickey.
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Hi, Mrs. Todd.
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Hey, me and Eric are going
to that new mall in Topanga.
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Don't get in the fucking car, dude.
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I'm so tired of you acting
like a fucking child.
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If you get in that car with your mom,
then you're a fucking loser.
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Snore, snore, snore.
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You're putting me to sleep, Ma.
You're boring me to death right now, okay?
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You think I'm a fucking child?
You think I'm a fucking loser?
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Well, bullshit, all right?
You're just as fucked up as me.
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The difference is
I have the balls to admit it.
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Ma, let's go!
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Eric, honey. Honey...
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why don't you invite your friend Mickey
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and we will go and get the slacks
at the mall together?
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He's not my friend.
His cum is still inside of me.
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Eric, it's over!
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Who even talks to
somebody's mother like that?
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I'm open.
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Got you.
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Retaining a harem
of over 100 females
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will require him to fight
many challengers...
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Hey, um... a little help?
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Elephant seal pups
in such a hostile environment
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can sometimes get caught
in the middle of these riots,
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putting them in harm's way.
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- Oh... Hey.
- Hey, sorry about that, man.
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Oh, sorry?
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Who cares, guys? It's fine.
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Have fun, you know?
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Here you go. Oop, sorry.
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Cool.
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So you guys are up... early, huh?
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You on spring break or...
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- Oh, this is study abroad.
- In Los Angeles, huh?
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The college, they put us up
at the Springwood for a semester.
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Yeah, since this shithole is basically,
like, one step up from a dorm room.
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Yeah, I'm gonna miss all the drug dealers
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and child actors
and the sad divorced guys.
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Well, I'll let you get back
to your Fris-ing.
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Well, hey, man, we're having
a kickback tonight by the pool.
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You should drop by.
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Yeah. Yeah, maybe.
We'll see, we'll see.
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So that's the bathroom,
we have to share it.
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- Oh, okay.
- My mom gave me that stupid thing.
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- It's nice. Uh-huh.
- Um, that's the kitchen.
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- Do you cook?
- Uh, a little here and there.
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- Baking...
- Huh?
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You never really hear
about an Australian style of cuisine.
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No, there isn't any.
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Hmm. No, bad, bad.
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- Aw. Who's the kitty?
- Ugh, sorry about that.
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Oh, God. Are you allergic to cats?
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No, no, no, I love cats.
What's his name?
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His name's Grandpa.
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I named him that 'cause
he's a reincarnation of my grandpa.
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- Cute.
- So what do you think?
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Of your, uh... Oh, here?
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Yeah. It's good, I like it.
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So you wanna move in?
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Um... oh, really?
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Yeah, I mean, you don't seem crazy
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and I don't feel like meeting
with a ton of people. So?
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Wow, okay. Great.
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Great. I'll text that other girl
and tell her to not to come over.
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You snooze, you lose.
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Cool. So were you, like,
living with another roommate, or...
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I mean, my boyfriend
kind of lived here with me.
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It was sort of on and off.
He'd come and go.
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He'd mainly live with his parents, but...
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then we broke up,
so whatever.
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Oh, um, I'm so sorry.
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Don't be. I'm so glad we broke up...
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I just don't really wanna live alone,
you know?
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Well, that's perfect.
We can hang out.
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And we will.
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I just wanna really clearly establish
the roommate boundaries initially.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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That actually sounds like
we've got a lot in common.
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Well...
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get out of my space!
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This is gonna be fun.
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But, Mother,
why is the wolf following me?
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Do not fear him.
He is your protector.
238
00:11:39,175 --> 00:11:42,136
Now that you're becoming a woman,
your powers are growing.
239
00:11:42,220 --> 00:11:45,056
My powers? Am I becoming a witch?
240
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We will know soon enough.
241
00:11:46,390 --> 00:11:48,476
When your body aligns
with the lunar cycle.
242
00:11:48,559 --> 00:11:50,269
Now, command the wolf.
243
00:11:50,353 --> 00:11:53,314
Sabien, submit.
244
00:11:59,112 --> 00:12:00,696
He's not even looking at me.
245
00:12:00,779 --> 00:12:01,948
Uh, cut!
246
00:12:02,031 --> 00:12:04,617
All right, let's get the wolf to sit.
How about that? What's the problem?
247
00:12:04,700 --> 00:12:08,662
Arya, you have to make your hand a fist
or the wolf won't sit.
248
00:12:08,746 --> 00:12:09,788
I was.
249
00:12:09,873 --> 00:12:11,790
No, actually, you were just
holding your hand up.
250
00:12:11,875 --> 00:12:13,042
Are you blind or something?
251
00:12:13,126 --> 00:12:15,962
I was doing exactly what you said to.
The dog's just stupid.
252
00:12:16,045 --> 00:12:18,631
God, just check the playback,
I was doing it.
253
00:12:18,714 --> 00:12:20,466
Arya, superstar, what up?
254
00:12:20,549 --> 00:12:21,885
I'm so tired!
255
00:12:24,095 --> 00:12:25,679
- Evan.
- Hey, what's up, man?
256
00:12:25,763 --> 00:12:27,598
Hey, man. What's going on?
257
00:12:27,681 --> 00:12:29,808
Not much.
What do you need?
258
00:12:29,893 --> 00:12:32,061
- Tutor time.
- Seriously? You're doing this now?
259
00:12:32,145 --> 00:12:34,981
Dude, have you been paying attention?
We lose the wolf in half an hour.
260
00:12:35,064 --> 00:12:37,025
No, I get it. I just... you know...
261
00:12:37,108 --> 00:12:39,027
Arya needs her three hours of class...
262
00:12:39,110 --> 00:12:40,236
- every day.
- Right.
263
00:12:40,319 --> 00:12:43,156
I'm dealing with a child actor
and a live animal here.
264
00:12:43,239 --> 00:12:44,698
I... I just need you to be a team player.
265
00:12:44,782 --> 00:12:46,492
I know. But I feel like it's always
266
00:12:46,575 --> 00:12:48,995
animals that are coming in and push,
you know...
267
00:12:49,078 --> 00:12:50,371
One day it's snakes,
the next day it's...
268
00:12:50,454 --> 00:12:52,665
Dude, have you ever worked
on a supernatural period piece before?
269
00:12:52,748 --> 00:12:56,169
Come on, man. Everyday there's
a serpent or there's a mule.
270
00:12:56,252 --> 00:12:57,921
I'm looking out for Arya here, okay?
271
00:12:58,004 --> 00:13:01,132
I don't know what to tell you, man.
They're witches, they deal with animals.
272
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:03,884
Evan, she needs three hours
of class every day, okay?
273
00:13:03,968 --> 00:13:04,969
So we're doing this.
274
00:13:05,053 --> 00:13:06,971
Seriously?
That's the tone you're gonna take?
275
00:13:07,055 --> 00:13:08,889
Yeah, come on, man.
It's the law.
276
00:13:08,973 --> 00:13:10,391
- It's called working...
- What's going on?
277
00:13:10,474 --> 00:13:12,851
- Is there an issue?
- Susan, hey.
278
00:13:12,936 --> 00:13:14,562
Uh, no issues.
279
00:13:14,645 --> 00:13:16,022
Lovin' the scene, it's so good.
280
00:13:16,105 --> 00:13:18,066
Guys, this wolf is almost out the door.
281
00:13:18,149 --> 00:13:19,442
- Can we handle this some other time?
- Yes.
282
00:13:19,525 --> 00:13:20,609
Right, but it's just...
283
00:13:20,693 --> 00:13:21,735
If Arya's not in class
284
00:13:21,819 --> 00:13:23,529
and somebody reports this,
we could lose our jobs and...
285
00:13:23,612 --> 00:13:25,156
Dude, you are the only one
that cares about...
286
00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:26,365
But we could.
We could lose our jobs!
287
00:13:26,449 --> 00:13:28,534
Hey, hey, hey.
Why are we going crazy here?
288
00:13:28,617 --> 00:13:30,619
Gus, listen.
289
00:13:31,412 --> 00:13:33,331
I respect your passion
and commitment here.
290
00:13:33,414 --> 00:13:35,208
- Thank you. Thank you.
- You know?
291
00:13:35,291 --> 00:13:36,792
Yeah, and, you know,
and if the wolf goes away
292
00:13:36,875 --> 00:13:38,877
before we get this shot,
you know, that's... that's fine.
293
00:13:38,962 --> 00:13:40,504
You know, we'll... we'll work it out.
294
00:13:40,588 --> 00:13:42,715
That means so much.
I appreciate that. Thank you.
295
00:13:42,798 --> 00:13:44,592
What would that mean, Evan?
296
00:13:44,675 --> 00:13:46,719
I'm guessing we just have to
come in on Saturday to finish?
297
00:13:46,802 --> 00:13:47,803
Uh-huh. Yeah.
298
00:13:47,886 --> 00:13:49,388
Yeah, just come in over the weekend.
299
00:13:49,472 --> 00:13:50,473
- Yep. Mmm-hmm.
- Mmm.
300
00:13:50,556 --> 00:13:52,475
The crew will probably not like that much.
301
00:13:52,558 --> 00:13:54,143
Oh, they're gonna be pissed.
302
00:13:54,227 --> 00:13:55,478
I mean, I guess
you don't give a fuck about
303
00:13:55,561 --> 00:13:57,771
people spending time with their kids.
Oh, wait, you don't have kids.
304
00:13:57,855 --> 00:13:58,939
- That's for sure.
- Uh...
305
00:13:59,023 --> 00:14:02,026
I feel like we're wasting time
by arguing about it, so...
306
00:14:02,110 --> 00:14:03,402
Let's just do it.
307
00:14:03,486 --> 00:14:05,238
- Really? Excellent.
- We'll do it. Mmm-hmm.
308
00:14:05,321 --> 00:14:06,322
You're my soldier.
309
00:14:06,405 --> 00:14:08,616
All right, we got another take,
everybody. Second take.
310
00:14:08,699 --> 00:14:11,160
Uh, why does everyone else get a CGI wolf?
311
00:14:11,244 --> 00:14:12,786
Why the fuck do we have a real wolf here?
312
00:14:12,870 --> 00:14:15,373
Arya, hey. False alarm.
313
00:14:15,456 --> 00:14:18,376
It's gonna be about 50 more minutes.
And then, we'll take it to class.
314
00:14:18,459 --> 00:14:19,710
I can't. I need a nap.
315
00:14:19,793 --> 00:14:21,504
Nope. No naps today.
316
00:14:22,338 --> 00:14:24,632
- I've been here since 6:00.
- I know that.
317
00:14:24,715 --> 00:14:26,300
But how you gonna count
all that money you got if,
318
00:14:26,384 --> 00:14:28,052
uh, you don't know math, right?
319
00:14:28,136 --> 00:14:31,014
Um, Jeff, the accountant?
320
00:14:31,097 --> 00:14:32,348
Right, Jeff.
321
00:14:32,431 --> 00:14:35,018
He's an Orthodox Jew,
I think he knows what he's doing.
322
00:14:35,101 --> 00:14:36,310
Oh.
323
00:14:45,987 --> 00:14:49,573
Our next caller
is Jason from Chicago.
324
00:14:49,657 --> 00:14:52,618
Jason, how we doin'?
How's our day going?
325
00:14:52,701 --> 00:14:54,328
Well, my mom passed away.
326
00:14:54,412 --> 00:14:56,289
Oh. My condolences.
327
00:14:56,372 --> 00:14:58,791
I have to say,
I'm not too torn up about it,
328
00:14:58,874 --> 00:15:01,502
and actually, that's
what's kind of got me upset.
329
00:15:01,585 --> 00:15:03,462
The fact that I'm not upset.
330
00:15:03,546 --> 00:15:05,589
We can't control how we feel.
331
00:15:05,673 --> 00:15:08,134
And sometimes...
332
00:15:08,217 --> 00:15:11,845
these archetypical people in our lives,
they hurt us.
333
00:15:11,929 --> 00:15:14,973
And they don't fulfill the archetype.
334
00:15:15,058 --> 00:15:17,185
What... what's an archetype?
335
00:15:17,268 --> 00:15:19,228
An archetype is a...
336
00:15:19,312 --> 00:15:22,023
Well, I don't really have
the exact definition.
337
00:15:22,106 --> 00:15:25,318
I do know what it means, obviously,
because I just used it. Um...
338
00:15:27,153 --> 00:15:29,113
Well, thank you so much for calling.
339
00:15:29,197 --> 00:15:30,323
I am Dr. Greg Coulter
340
00:15:30,406 --> 00:15:33,617
and you are listening
to the Love and Living Channel
341
00:15:33,701 --> 00:15:35,661
on Gravity Satellite Radio.
342
00:15:35,744 --> 00:15:38,372
You listen, we hear.
343
00:15:40,083 --> 00:15:41,667
Great. Great show, Greg.
344
00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:43,044
Oh, thanks so much, Rob.
345
00:15:43,127 --> 00:15:44,628
- I really appreciate it.
- So good.
346
00:15:44,712 --> 00:15:46,422
- Good morning, Mickey.
- Hey, you said you wanted to talk?
347
00:15:46,505 --> 00:15:47,506
Yeah.
348
00:15:47,590 --> 00:15:50,468
We need to fire Rob. Rob's gotta go.
Does that make me evil?
349
00:15:50,551 --> 00:15:52,636
No! Please. This is a business.
350
00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:54,513
You know what?
351
00:15:54,597 --> 00:15:56,390
Can you fire him for me... huh?
352
00:15:56,474 --> 00:15:58,601
Or do program managers not do that?
353
00:15:58,684 --> 00:16:00,519
What? I mean, okay,
you know what? I'll do it.
354
00:16:00,603 --> 00:16:02,105
If you do it, Rob will think I'm a coward.
355
00:16:02,188 --> 00:16:03,689
Yeah, I think that's probably
the right move.
356
00:16:03,772 --> 00:16:05,233
No, wait, you know what?
You do it.
357
00:16:05,316 --> 00:16:06,775
I'm sorry, I'll stop being annoying.
358
00:16:07,776 --> 00:16:09,820
So what's the problem?
What did he do?
359
00:16:09,903 --> 00:16:13,324
Look... Rob does a great job...
360
00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:15,243
but the guy creeps me out.
361
00:16:15,326 --> 00:16:17,495
He's got this look in his eyes.
You ever meet a person
362
00:16:17,578 --> 00:16:19,330
and they smile, and you feel like
they're screaming at you?
363
00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:20,664
What? Rob?
364
00:16:20,748 --> 00:16:22,708
Rob's like the nicest guy
in the whole world.
365
00:16:22,791 --> 00:16:24,293
He's nicer than both of us.
366
00:16:24,377 --> 00:16:28,714
Well, he's just got this bad energy,
this aura around him.
367
00:16:28,797 --> 00:16:31,175
Has he ever done anything to you?
368
00:16:31,259 --> 00:16:33,136
He asked me do I like him.
369
00:16:34,887 --> 00:16:38,099
That's weird, right?
That's not a thing you ask anybody.
370
00:16:38,182 --> 00:16:40,934
Let alone in a workplace.
371
00:16:41,018 --> 00:16:45,398
Look... I would fire him
but I can't take that on right now.
372
00:16:45,481 --> 00:16:47,816
This might be a difficult thing
for you to understand
373
00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:49,818
but I am very vulnerable in this job.
374
00:16:49,902 --> 00:16:51,154
I have to be.
375
00:16:51,237 --> 00:16:53,739
I make myself vulnerable to the world.
376
00:16:53,822 --> 00:16:56,617
I can't be vulnerable
around somebody like Rob.
377
00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:57,743
So he's gotta go.
378
00:16:57,826 --> 00:17:00,579
Fine, I'll do it just
to end this conversation.
379
00:17:01,164 --> 00:17:02,706
I'm a pussy, aren't I?
380
00:17:02,790 --> 00:17:04,041
I'm sorry, I'm disgusting.
381
00:17:04,125 --> 00:17:06,460
Okay, you know what? I'll do it.
382
00:17:06,544 --> 00:17:08,379
- Thank you.
- Oh, question.
383
00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:11,840
What is a good band to work out to?
Something new.
384
00:17:11,924 --> 00:17:14,051
I don't know. The Monkees?
385
00:17:14,135 --> 00:17:15,844
That's great.
386
00:17:15,928 --> 00:17:17,888
Thanks, you're the best.
You know what?
387
00:17:17,971 --> 00:17:19,182
You fire Rob.
388
00:17:21,225 --> 00:17:23,477
So how was the move
out of the Springwood?
389
00:17:23,561 --> 00:17:27,523
Uh, you know, it's funny
it didn't end up actually happening.
390
00:17:27,606 --> 00:17:29,567
He finally realizes
that the Springwood rules.
391
00:17:29,650 --> 00:17:31,444
You love it there, right?
392
00:17:32,695 --> 00:17:35,823
No. I mean... not exactly.
393
00:17:35,906 --> 00:17:37,200
You can live anywhere in LA!
394
00:17:37,283 --> 00:17:38,784
Okay, like, where?
395
00:17:38,867 --> 00:17:40,536
I mean... I've been looking,
but it's just...
396
00:17:40,619 --> 00:17:43,080
I'm having a hard time
finding a place I like.
397
00:17:43,164 --> 00:17:44,957
You can move near me.
The Eastside.
398
00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:48,169
I don't know.
It's just a little too cool. And now...
399
00:17:48,252 --> 00:17:51,339
I'd be like the Beverly Hills guy with,
like, a white Corvette.
400
00:17:53,716 --> 00:17:55,593
I mean,
is that what we're doing?
401
00:17:55,676 --> 00:17:58,471
We're just playing
what we'd wanna be?
402
00:17:58,554 --> 00:18:01,307
I don't think it's, like,
what I want to be. It's, like, who I am.
403
00:18:01,390 --> 00:18:02,683
Like, who am I?
404
00:18:02,766 --> 00:18:04,977
I mean, like, where do guys
like me live, you know?
405
00:18:05,060 --> 00:18:08,314
Where do the, like,
repressed hostile nerds
406
00:18:08,397 --> 00:18:12,526
whose girlfriend's accuse them
of being "fake nice" live?
407
00:18:12,610 --> 00:18:14,570
- Santa Monica?
- No.
408
00:18:14,653 --> 00:18:16,947
As long as I stay in the Springwood,
you know...
409
00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:21,076
maybe I get a text from Natalie saying,
"Let's try it again."
410
00:18:21,159 --> 00:18:24,121
And I can just bop out of the Springwood
back to another place
411
00:18:24,205 --> 00:18:28,166
instead of like, bop Springwood,
bop new place, bop Natalie.
412
00:18:28,251 --> 00:18:29,502
It's crazy, right?
413
00:18:29,585 --> 00:18:32,713
Please don't tell me you think you
and Natalie are gonna get back together.
414
00:18:32,796 --> 00:18:35,466
- 'Cause that's never gonna happen.
- Yeah.
415
00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:38,176
You're saying it... like, it's over?
416
00:18:38,261 --> 00:18:40,304
She cheated on you.
Why would you wanna be with her?
417
00:18:40,388 --> 00:18:42,014
Gus, she sucked, man.
418
00:18:42,097 --> 00:18:44,725
Fuck Natalie.
And fuck the Springwood.
419
00:18:44,808 --> 00:18:46,101
I think you'll find someone better.
420
00:18:46,184 --> 00:18:48,186
You know,
I know you'll find someone better
421
00:18:48,271 --> 00:18:50,231
and if you have trouble,
I can set you up.
422
00:18:50,314 --> 00:18:51,649
She wasn't right for you, dude.
423
00:18:51,732 --> 00:18:52,983
I think I gotta go.
424
00:18:53,066 --> 00:18:55,569
Gus. Wait. We gotta...
425
00:18:56,487 --> 00:18:57,696
We gotta pay.
426
00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:03,869
Otis, put the dirt down now!
427
00:19:03,952 --> 00:19:05,078
I suppose it's better than Heather's kid.
428
00:19:05,162 --> 00:19:06,414
She eats dog shit.
429
00:19:06,497 --> 00:19:08,291
I'm serious.
430
00:19:09,958 --> 00:19:12,461
Oh, my God, this day is dragging.
431
00:19:13,462 --> 00:19:15,423
You know what
my favorite part of the day is?
432
00:19:15,506 --> 00:19:17,215
Taking my Ambien.
433
00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:19,092
- Really?
- Yeah.
434
00:19:19,176 --> 00:19:21,219
There's this moment
right after it kicks in,
435
00:19:21,304 --> 00:19:24,682
and I'm still awake
and everything is perfect.
436
00:19:24,765 --> 00:19:27,310
Seriously, I look forward
to 9:30 every day.
437
00:19:27,393 --> 00:19:29,270
I don't like that shit.
438
00:19:29,353 --> 00:19:31,480
I always wake up having made spaghetti.
439
00:19:31,564 --> 00:19:34,650
Spaghetti is the best.
What's wrong with that?
440
00:19:34,733 --> 00:19:35,859
You want some Ambien?
441
00:19:35,943 --> 00:19:37,278
No, thanks.
442
00:19:37,361 --> 00:19:38,696
Are you sober?
443
00:19:38,779 --> 00:19:39,905
Kinda.
444
00:19:40,739 --> 00:19:41,907
I get it.
445
00:19:43,451 --> 00:19:45,453
Fuck it! Give me some Ambien.
446
00:19:45,536 --> 00:19:47,580
Give me a whole handful.
447
00:19:47,663 --> 00:19:49,790
All right.
448
00:19:53,502 --> 00:19:55,754
I'm sure you have your own methods...
449
00:19:55,838 --> 00:19:57,590
but I turn off all electronic devices.
450
00:19:57,673 --> 00:20:00,468
The last time I took an Ambien,
I emailed my high school principal
451
00:20:00,551 --> 00:20:02,678
to tell him what a great job he had done.
452
00:20:02,761 --> 00:20:05,598
That's why
you're my favorite neighbor.
453
00:20:06,974 --> 00:20:09,142
Otis, enough with the dirt.
454
00:20:09,226 --> 00:20:11,269
You have reached your quota.
455
00:20:11,354 --> 00:20:12,688
Down.
456
00:20:21,405 --> 00:20:23,782
You know, I guess she used to be
an extra on The Little Rascals.
457
00:20:23,866 --> 00:20:24,908
For real?
458
00:20:24,992 --> 00:20:26,619
- Yeah, no, she told me that.
- Jeez.
459
00:20:26,702 --> 00:20:27,703
- Hey, what's going on?
- Hey.
460
00:20:27,786 --> 00:20:28,787
What's happening here?
461
00:20:28,871 --> 00:20:31,457
This old lady in E-2021 died.
462
00:20:31,540 --> 00:20:33,959
I guess she fell in the shower
463
00:20:34,042 --> 00:20:37,295
and the water kept running
on her body for, like, a week,
464
00:20:37,380 --> 00:20:41,008
so when they found her,
the bathtub was full of mush.
465
00:20:41,091 --> 00:20:42,718
Jesus! What... What?
466
00:20:42,801 --> 00:20:44,678
I told you not to give details.
467
00:20:44,762 --> 00:20:47,515
Yeah, well, you're the one
who gave me the details.
468
00:20:47,598 --> 00:20:49,558
She lived here for 42 years, man.
469
00:20:49,642 --> 00:20:51,727
- Wow.
- Yeah.
470
00:20:52,811 --> 00:20:54,021
How long have you guys lived here?
471
00:20:54,104 --> 00:20:55,523
Eighteen years.
472
00:20:55,606 --> 00:20:56,899
They're roommates but they're not gay.
473
00:20:57,733 --> 00:20:59,317
Yeah, Chris, I don't care. That's fine.
474
00:20:59,402 --> 00:21:00,528
Why, did you think we were gay?
475
00:21:00,611 --> 00:21:03,781
We're best friends.
This is my BFF. We're roomies.
476
00:21:03,864 --> 00:21:06,450
Yeah, no, he said... I didn't.
477
00:21:06,534 --> 00:21:08,494
I don't even care. It's fine.
478
00:21:09,453 --> 00:21:11,038
Nice to meet you.
479
00:21:11,121 --> 00:21:12,581
- Yep.
- Take it easy.
480
00:21:12,665 --> 00:21:13,791
Later, dudes.
481
00:21:13,874 --> 00:21:17,127
Hey, we're not gonna wind up
like those two guys, are we?
482
00:21:17,210 --> 00:21:18,295
I hope so.
483
00:21:18,379 --> 00:21:20,255
We should be so fucking lucky.
484
00:21:20,338 --> 00:21:21,799
Thirty years of friendship?
485
00:21:21,882 --> 00:21:23,759
We should be so fucking lucky, Gus.
486
00:21:36,605 --> 00:21:37,981
Fuck it.
487
00:22:04,049 --> 00:22:06,384
Shit.
488
00:22:35,372 --> 00:22:37,457
You know what I love about Uber?
489
00:22:37,541 --> 00:22:39,001
You don't have to tip.
490
00:22:39,084 --> 00:22:41,670
Fuck taxis, man.
Uber's changing the world.
491
00:22:41,754 --> 00:22:43,756
And you own this car, right?
492
00:22:43,839 --> 00:22:45,132
It's, like, a nice car.
493
00:22:45,215 --> 00:22:46,592
Yes, ma'am.
494
00:22:47,885 --> 00:22:50,220
Oh, shit! Oh, fuck! Shit!
495
00:22:52,931 --> 00:22:54,767
Hello, this is Rob.
496
00:22:54,850 --> 00:22:58,812
Hi, this is Mickey Dobbs,
the program manager from work.
497
00:22:58,896 --> 00:23:01,439
Uh, anyway, you know that.
498
00:23:01,524 --> 00:23:03,233
Um, I didn't...
499
00:23:03,316 --> 00:23:06,028
Uh, I don't wanna do this
over voicemail, but, um...
500
00:23:07,070 --> 00:23:08,781
Hello?
501
00:23:08,864 --> 00:23:11,366
Hello? Is this...
502
00:23:11,449 --> 00:23:13,451
is this one of those
trick voicemail things?
503
00:23:13,536 --> 00:23:14,537
Mickey, is that you?
504
00:23:14,620 --> 00:23:18,624
God! Sorry! Your voice doesn't normally
sound so message-y.
505
00:23:18,707 --> 00:23:20,083
No, it's me.
506
00:23:20,167 --> 00:23:22,085
We're gonna put Frozen on
in one second, honey, I promise.
507
00:23:22,169 --> 00:23:23,712
Is everything okay?
508
00:23:23,796 --> 00:23:27,550
Um... I don't know how to say this, uh...
509
00:23:27,633 --> 00:23:29,677
I'm just gonna...
I'm just gonna come right out
510
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:32,054
and say it to you,
'cause I respect you, okay, Rob?
511
00:23:32,137 --> 00:23:35,641
You are fired from, you know, work.
512
00:23:35,724 --> 00:23:38,060
What?
513
00:23:38,143 --> 00:23:40,062
Greg told you to fire me?
514
00:23:40,145 --> 00:23:42,355
Yeah. Aw.
515
00:23:42,439 --> 00:23:44,482
But... it's nothing personal.
516
00:23:44,567 --> 00:23:45,901
Sure, it's not personal.
517
00:23:45,984 --> 00:23:48,361
You're just Dr. Greg's little henchman,
that's all.
518
00:23:48,445 --> 00:23:51,406
Oh, come on, man.
Aren't we all henchmen?
519
00:23:51,489 --> 00:23:54,326
"Aren't we all henchmen?"
What the fuck does that mean?
520
00:23:54,409 --> 00:23:55,994
Are you high right now?
521
00:23:56,078 --> 00:23:58,080
Are you on drugs?
522
00:23:58,163 --> 00:24:00,207
Drugs?
523
00:24:00,290 --> 00:24:03,961
Oh, so you're firing me over the phone
while you drive on drugs?
524
00:24:04,044 --> 00:24:05,378
That's great.
Why don't you show my daughter that?
525
00:24:05,462 --> 00:24:07,422
Tell my six-year-old daughter that.
Go ahead.
526
00:24:07,505 --> 00:24:08,966
Hey, look, I drew a big star.
527
00:24:09,049 --> 00:24:12,302
Oh, she drew a big star...
you fucking cock-whore!
528
00:24:12,385 --> 00:24:15,347
Whoa, dude, uncalled for! Shit!
529
00:24:49,297 --> 00:24:50,340
Mickey.
530
00:24:54,678 --> 00:24:57,180
- What the fuck are you wearing?
- Aw.
531
00:24:58,181 --> 00:24:59,933
I'm glad you made it.
532
00:25:03,186 --> 00:25:05,105
This is a really weird bar.
533
00:25:05,188 --> 00:25:07,399
It's not a bar.
You haven't heard of Bliss House?
534
00:25:07,482 --> 00:25:09,317
No. What is this, like, a...
535
00:25:10,819 --> 00:25:12,821
like, a club for old people?
536
00:25:12,905 --> 00:25:15,115
It's a church.
Well, they say it's...
537
00:25:15,198 --> 00:25:17,075
like a church for all churches, you know.
538
00:25:17,159 --> 00:25:20,203
It's more about oneness and togetherness,
not so much a higher being.
539
00:25:20,287 --> 00:25:22,831
But I'm... I'm trying to say
I'm sorry, all right?
540
00:25:22,915 --> 00:25:26,794
This is... this is how I'm trying to say
I'm sorry to you.
541
00:25:27,878 --> 00:25:29,212
The midnight service is the best one.
542
00:25:29,296 --> 00:25:30,714
- You're gonna love it.
- Fuck, no.
543
00:25:30,798 --> 00:25:33,008
Dude, no, no, I can't do that.
544
00:25:33,091 --> 00:25:35,552
I'm wearing, like,
a one-piece under jeans.
545
00:26:00,410 --> 00:26:03,538
Hey! Our buddy from the balcony!
546
00:26:03,621 --> 00:26:07,250
Hey, what's up? You guys!
All right. There you are.
547
00:26:07,334 --> 00:26:10,128
You dropped by.
You even brought your work backpack.
548
00:26:10,212 --> 00:26:11,755
I'm Gus, by the way.
549
00:26:11,839 --> 00:26:13,048
- I'm Nate. Good to meet you.
- Hello. Hi.
550
00:26:13,131 --> 00:26:15,801
- Hey, I'm Hailey.
- Did you get a drink yet, man?
551
00:26:15,884 --> 00:26:17,761
Uh, you know what?
552
00:26:17,845 --> 00:26:20,055
Yeah. Give me a beer.
553
00:26:20,138 --> 00:26:22,099
- Give you a...
- Yeah, give me a beer. Cool.
554
00:26:22,182 --> 00:26:24,267
Yeah, all right. Okay.
555
00:26:24,351 --> 00:26:26,519
- Beer.
- Thank you. Thanks.
556
00:26:26,603 --> 00:26:28,063
- Cheers.
- Yeah.
557
00:26:32,901 --> 00:26:35,237
Good evening,
blessed specimens of this lifetime.
558
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:37,155
How are you all feeling?
I wanna hear you.
559
00:26:39,657 --> 00:26:41,326
Tonight, we stand together
560
00:26:41,409 --> 00:26:44,204
in a vibratory field
of an advancing potential,
561
00:26:44,287 --> 00:26:46,874
the foundation of which is love.
562
00:26:46,957 --> 00:26:50,460
Love doesn't just happen,
we have to choose it.
563
00:26:50,543 --> 00:26:54,840
We are in a phase of evolution
where we have to agree with love.
564
00:26:54,923 --> 00:26:58,927
We are in a phase of evolution
where we have to embrace love.
565
00:26:59,011 --> 00:27:04,892
We have to see love, feel love,
touch love, heal love.
566
00:27:04,975 --> 00:27:07,352
From the very core of our inner sanction.
567
00:27:07,435 --> 00:27:09,187
Right? You guys know
what I'm talking about.
568
00:27:09,271 --> 00:27:11,356
Come on, let me hear you.
569
00:27:12,732 --> 00:27:14,442
Holy fuck.
570
00:27:19,739 --> 00:27:22,034
You guys are doing it right.
Seriously.
571
00:27:22,117 --> 00:27:25,120
All of you guys, this is, like,
what your twenties should be about.
572
00:27:25,203 --> 00:27:27,330
Having fun, going wild.
573
00:27:27,414 --> 00:27:31,584
Ever since I was a little kid,
I've been acting like a grown-up.
574
00:27:32,419 --> 00:27:35,798
And now, it's like,
I'm in my thirties,
575
00:27:35,881 --> 00:27:37,757
and I'm, like...
576
00:27:37,841 --> 00:27:39,259
"Oh, my God!"
577
00:27:40,385 --> 00:27:41,845
I need to make up for lost time.
578
00:27:41,929 --> 00:27:44,222
Hey, let's get fucking crazy tonight!
579
00:27:45,974 --> 00:27:48,811
Will you shut the fuck up?
580
00:27:48,894 --> 00:27:51,313
This is a family community.
581
00:27:51,396 --> 00:27:55,400
Families live here.
This isn't fucking Club Med!
582
00:27:55,483 --> 00:27:57,861
Hey! Uh, why don't you just, uh,
583
00:27:57,945 --> 00:28:03,450
let us enjoy this
one special moment in our lives...
584
00:28:03,533 --> 00:28:08,080
before we, you know,
fucking slip in a shower and turn to mush?
585
00:28:08,163 --> 00:28:10,082
Go fuck yourself, man!
586
00:28:12,209 --> 00:28:14,294
I love you guys!
587
00:28:14,377 --> 00:28:16,629
I love this place!
588
00:28:58,796 --> 00:29:00,423
Guys, thank you so much.
589
00:29:00,507 --> 00:29:01,884
So fun. Really...
590
00:29:01,967 --> 00:29:03,426
- You're the man, Gus.
- You guys are...
591
00:29:03,510 --> 00:29:05,803
- All right, we'll see you tomorrow.
- See you tomorrow.
592
00:29:05,888 --> 00:29:07,472
Hey, what are you doing now?
593
00:29:07,555 --> 00:29:12,727
Me? Um, sawing some logs.
594
00:29:14,271 --> 00:29:16,314
What... What does... What does that mean?
595
00:29:16,398 --> 00:29:17,399
I don't know what that means.
596
00:29:17,482 --> 00:29:20,277
It means sleeping.
It's like an old expression for sleeping.
597
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:22,820
- Oh.
- Well, uh...
598
00:29:22,905 --> 00:29:26,241
We still have a couple of hours to kill.
Do you wanna hang out at your place?
599
00:29:26,324 --> 00:29:29,786
Uh...
600
00:29:29,870 --> 00:29:33,623
Yeah. Well, okay.
It's a little messy, if that's cool.
601
00:29:33,706 --> 00:29:34,875
Oh, God, it's fine.
602
00:29:35,583 --> 00:29:38,836
Oh, my God! Your bedroom is
literally identical to ours.
603
00:29:38,921 --> 00:29:40,838
- No way. Really?
- Yeah. It's so lame, right?
604
00:29:40,923 --> 00:29:42,174
Hey, look at these candles!
605
00:29:42,257 --> 00:29:43,884
- They've never even been lit.
- So lame.
606
00:29:43,967 --> 00:29:45,928
It's crazy they have
all the same stuff in every...
607
00:29:46,011 --> 00:29:47,387
- Yeah.
- I know.
608
00:29:47,470 --> 00:29:49,306
- It's nuts.
- It's, uh... They're like clones.
609
00:29:49,389 --> 00:29:50,557
They're clones of each other.
610
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:51,808
Clones.
611
00:29:51,892 --> 00:29:53,018
I'm gonna miss it though.
612
00:29:53,101 --> 00:29:55,103
It sucks that we have
to leave and fly back.
613
00:29:55,187 --> 00:29:57,189
- Uh...
- We wanna move to LA after college.
614
00:29:57,272 --> 00:29:58,315
- Ooh.
- Oh, really?
615
00:29:58,398 --> 00:29:59,607
- Yeah.
- Oh, that's cool.
616
00:29:59,691 --> 00:30:02,152
Yeah, 'cause we never did anything fun
while we were here.
617
00:30:02,235 --> 00:30:04,862
We had all these, like, wild, crazy plans.
618
00:30:04,947 --> 00:30:07,782
Oh, really? Like what?
619
00:30:07,865 --> 00:30:10,410
You guys wanted to go to Six Flags
or something, right?
620
00:30:10,493 --> 00:30:11,619
No.
621
00:30:11,703 --> 00:30:14,539
No, like, um...
622
00:30:14,622 --> 00:30:16,749
I don't know, uh...
623
00:30:16,833 --> 00:30:19,169
Never mind.
624
00:30:19,252 --> 00:30:20,295
Uh...
625
00:30:20,378 --> 00:30:23,090
- You guys are...
- We, uh...
626
00:30:23,173 --> 00:30:24,716
We... we kinda...
627
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,885
We wanted to have a three-way.
628
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:31,098
Oh. Oh, okay.
629
00:30:32,599 --> 00:30:33,934
Yeah.
630
00:30:36,519 --> 00:30:38,105
- Yeah. Uh, have...
- Yeah.
631
00:30:38,188 --> 00:30:40,273
Have you ever had one?
632
00:30:41,191 --> 00:30:43,901
Uh, no.
633
00:30:43,986 --> 00:30:46,613
- Mmm. Okay.
- I... I don't think I have. No.
634
00:30:46,696 --> 00:30:48,615
No, haven't had a three-way.
635
00:30:48,698 --> 00:30:51,909
Well, um, I know Reese hasn't...
636
00:30:51,994 --> 00:30:54,537
- No? Right.
- ...and I haven't, and, uh...
637
00:30:54,621 --> 00:30:57,457
- And I... Yeah, I haven't. Yeah. no.
- And... you haven't.
638
00:30:57,540 --> 00:30:58,959
So, yeah.
639
00:30:59,042 --> 00:31:02,004
Um, so, is... is it happening?
640
00:31:02,087 --> 00:31:04,881
Now, is this it?
This is the three-way? Yeah?
641
00:31:04,965 --> 00:31:06,174
- Yes, Gus.
- Okay.
642
00:31:06,258 --> 00:31:07,842
I think that was clear.
643
00:31:07,925 --> 00:31:09,052
Cool.
644
00:31:09,136 --> 00:31:13,223
Children, please, step inside
our vibratory field of energy and love
645
00:31:13,306 --> 00:31:15,225
and receive our message.
646
00:31:15,308 --> 00:31:19,771
Remember, if you ask the world for love,
you will receive love.
647
00:31:20,897 --> 00:31:23,066
All of tonight's newcomers, please rise.
648
00:31:24,734 --> 00:31:26,736
Come on. I know...
I know you're digging this.
649
00:31:27,570 --> 00:31:28,989
All right, fuck it.
650
00:31:31,033 --> 00:31:33,701
We speak from our eyes and say,
welcome home.
651
00:31:33,785 --> 00:31:34,952
"Welcome home."
652
00:31:35,037 --> 00:31:37,247
- We love you.
- "We love you."
653
00:31:37,330 --> 00:31:39,249
We walk in your hearts,
and embrace your soul.
654
00:31:39,332 --> 00:31:41,876
"We walk in your hearts,
and embrace your soul."
655
00:31:41,959 --> 00:31:43,586
Please, welcome our newcomers.
656
00:31:47,090 --> 00:31:49,009
This brings our service to an end.
657
00:31:49,092 --> 00:31:52,345
If you didn't get a chance to donate,
the tithing baskets are up front.
658
00:31:52,429 --> 00:31:54,306
Can I ask something?
659
00:31:56,349 --> 00:31:57,392
Yes.
660
00:31:58,976 --> 00:32:02,064
Excuse me. Sorry. Excuse me.
661
00:32:02,147 --> 00:32:03,356
Speak what's in your heart.
662
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:08,945
Hi, guys. Sorry,
I'm on Ambien, so it's, um...
663
00:32:10,113 --> 00:32:14,284
You said earlier that if you ask for love,
the world will send you love back.
664
00:32:14,367 --> 00:32:16,953
But I've been asking and asking,
665
00:32:17,037 --> 00:32:19,164
and I haven't gotten fucking anything.
666
00:32:20,207 --> 00:32:23,668
Hoping and waiting and wishing
and wanting love...
667
00:32:24,669 --> 00:32:28,506
Hoping... hoping for love
has fucking ruined my life.
668
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:33,053
And you're right, Eric. I am a fuck-up.
669
00:32:34,387 --> 00:32:35,763
I'm really sorry.
670
00:32:35,847 --> 00:32:37,515
But I refuse to believe
671
00:32:37,599 --> 00:32:40,310
that all those dipshits
I went to high school with,
672
00:32:40,393 --> 00:32:43,563
who are married now and putting pictures
on Facebook every day
673
00:32:43,646 --> 00:32:47,650
of their kids in little headbands
have it all figured out, right?
674
00:32:47,734 --> 00:32:49,736
That's gotta be bullshit.
675
00:32:50,820 --> 00:32:53,531
That can't be the deal.
That can't be it.
676
00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:07,420
I know it's, like, not appropriate to be
standing up here in a bathing suit...
677
00:33:07,504 --> 00:33:09,214
but I took an Ambien tonight.
678
00:33:09,297 --> 00:33:12,342
I... I was supposed to go to sleep,
but then he called me to come here.
679
00:33:12,425 --> 00:33:14,051
- I'm really sorry.
- Okay... okay.
680
00:33:14,136 --> 00:33:16,179
- So sorry.
- It's okay. Thank you.
681
00:33:29,359 --> 00:33:30,402
So many of you.
682
00:33:34,281 --> 00:33:36,408
Mmm.
683
00:33:41,746 --> 00:33:43,831
I'm sorry, I'm just having so much, uh...
684
00:33:43,915 --> 00:33:46,209
Yes.
685
00:33:47,710 --> 00:33:49,212
Uh... ah, okay.
686
00:33:50,338 --> 00:33:51,923
Oh. Whoa.
687
00:34:02,309 --> 00:34:05,061
Uh, hey, um, hang on...
688
00:34:05,145 --> 00:34:07,230
I'm gonna put on a condom, all right?
689
00:34:07,314 --> 00:34:09,774
I'm... I'm gonna put on a condom
real quick, okay?
690
00:34:09,857 --> 00:34:12,068
- Excuse me. Sorry, pardon me.
- Okay.
691
00:34:13,820 --> 00:34:17,990
So, uh, you know, you two can, uh,
kiss each other if you want, you know.
692
00:34:18,074 --> 00:34:20,076
- Nah, that's okay.
- No. We don't really want to.
693
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:21,869
- You're sure? Really?
- Yeah.
694
00:34:21,953 --> 00:34:24,038
'Cause otherwise,
it's not really, like, a threesome.
695
00:34:24,121 --> 00:34:27,709
It's more like, you know,
two adjacent twosomes or...
696
00:34:27,792 --> 00:34:28,918
- Nah. It's not our thing.
- No?
697
00:34:29,001 --> 00:34:32,380
Oh, I see, it's sort of, like,
um, I'm like the conduit.
698
00:34:32,464 --> 00:34:33,756
We're sisters.
699
00:34:35,007 --> 00:34:37,760
What the fuck? Jesus! Ew!
700
00:34:37,844 --> 00:34:42,515
I mean, I'm sorry, I don't mean, "Ew,"
but just, like, what the fuck? Ew!
701
00:34:42,599 --> 00:34:44,684
Relax. What's wrong?
702
00:34:44,767 --> 00:34:47,187
You know, for most guys
this would be, like, a fantasy.
703
00:34:47,270 --> 00:34:49,897
What, to be, like,
a participant in incest?
704
00:34:49,981 --> 00:34:52,317
Whoa! Hey.
705
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:53,943
- This isn't incest, okay?
- No.
706
00:34:54,026 --> 00:34:56,404
We've never kissed.
We haven't even touched each other.
707
00:34:56,488 --> 00:34:59,866
Okay, yeah, but you're, like...
you know, naked in front of each other.
708
00:34:59,949 --> 00:35:03,536
That's, like, in the realm of,
you know, fucking incest.
709
00:35:03,620 --> 00:35:06,331
So, was it incest when we had
baths together as little girls?
710
00:35:06,414 --> 00:35:09,376
No, no, no, no, no.
That is, like, worlds apart! Okay?
711
00:35:09,459 --> 00:35:13,338
Like, I was touching your boob
while I was touching her thigh, okay?
712
00:35:13,421 --> 00:35:15,382
That's, technically, I'm...
713
00:35:15,465 --> 00:35:18,301
I'm in an incestuous relationship
right now, okay?
714
00:35:18,385 --> 00:35:20,136
Don't judge us.
715
00:35:20,220 --> 00:35:23,055
I'm not judging you, okay? It's just...
716
00:35:23,139 --> 00:35:26,976
It's a surprise, and in all fairness...
717
00:35:27,059 --> 00:35:28,436
you two should've told me.
718
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:31,939
Okay, dude. You know what?
Sorry that we tried to fuck you.
719
00:35:32,023 --> 00:35:34,817
No. I... I didn't mean it...
Uh, it's just...
720
00:35:35,902 --> 00:35:37,945
I mean, maybe, like, one of you stays?
721
00:35:38,029 --> 00:35:39,989
Go fuck yourself.
722
00:35:40,072 --> 00:35:41,408
All right.
723
00:36:29,831 --> 00:36:31,333
Mmm.
724
00:37:26,763 --> 00:37:28,180
That'll be $2.35.
725
00:37:35,355 --> 00:37:37,940
Shit. Fuck, dude, I don't have my wallet.
726
00:37:38,816 --> 00:37:40,026
Can I pay you back later?
727
00:37:40,109 --> 00:37:41,861
No, we don't do that.
728
00:37:41,944 --> 00:37:43,446
Dude, I live, like, two blocks from here.
729
00:37:43,530 --> 00:37:45,072
I'll run home, get money,
come back, pay you.
730
00:37:45,156 --> 00:37:47,450
I'll pay you more than I owe you.
I'll give you a big tip.
731
00:37:47,534 --> 00:37:50,286
No. You just go home,
get your money,
732
00:37:50,370 --> 00:37:52,038
then come back
and get your coffee.
733
00:37:52,121 --> 00:37:55,249
Dude, I fucking need this coffee
right now, please, dude.
734
00:37:55,332 --> 00:37:57,752
I need it to, like, you know,
get shit going.
735
00:37:57,835 --> 00:38:00,337
Please, please, do me a solid.
736
00:38:00,422 --> 00:38:01,798
This isn't a charity.
737
00:38:01,881 --> 00:38:04,842
If you not gonna pay it, just go.
Get out.
738
00:38:04,926 --> 00:38:07,094
What, you're just gonna
let that coffee get cold?
739
00:38:07,178 --> 00:38:08,763
You're just gonna waste
that cup of coffee?
740
00:38:08,846 --> 00:38:10,682
- Yeah.
- That doesn't make any sense.
741
00:38:10,765 --> 00:38:13,518
No, I'm fucking taking this coffee
right now.
742
00:38:13,601 --> 00:38:14,936
No, no, no, no,
you stealing the coffee.
743
00:38:15,603 --> 00:38:17,897
I'm calling the police.
You're on the cameras.
744
00:38:17,980 --> 00:38:19,649
- I'm on the cameras? Big fucking deal.
- Yeah, yeah. It's...
745
00:38:19,732 --> 00:38:22,234
Hi, hello. Fuck you. Fuck you.
I don't care, you have me on the camera.
746
00:38:22,318 --> 00:38:23,986
You know me, dude.
I'm good for it.
747
00:38:24,070 --> 00:38:25,237
I'll come right back.
748
00:38:25,321 --> 00:38:28,450
Hey, you know what?
I got this. It's cool.
749
00:38:28,533 --> 00:38:30,452
Are you sure?
750
00:38:30,535 --> 00:38:33,037
Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure.
751
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:34,831
Okay.
752
00:38:34,914 --> 00:38:36,290
And a pack of cigarettes?
753
00:38:37,500 --> 00:38:39,335
And a pack of smokes.
754
00:38:39,419 --> 00:38:40,670
Parliaments.
755
00:38:42,379 --> 00:38:47,379
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