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Shorty wanna check,
check, check, check
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-'Cause I got my checkup
-Shorty wanna check, check, check
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-'Cause I got my checkup
-Shorty wanna check, check, check
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-'Cause I got my checkup
-Shorty wanna check
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Check, check, check
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Man, you need to check up
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Real paper
in my Paper Denims
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Real nigga gonna pay
for dinner
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Oh, I'm braggin', I'm sorry
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What I love, calamari
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-The good life ain't new to me
-Nope
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Tell me what
you're gonna do for me
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I'm with two hos,
that's two for three...
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Man, I just wanted you to hear my new
track before you dipped, that's all.
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Oh, man, that shit was hard.
Honestly, I'm just waiting
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for the Gata/Lil Dicky collab.
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Man...
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Oh, yeah, that's for sure.
You're leaving right now?
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Yes. I left you a bunch of shit
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on your computer, bro,
what do you need from me?
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I don'tneed anything.
It'd be nice to chill
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with my friend
every once in a while, but...
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I have no more chill. Also,
I'm working with Travis today,
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so when he moves,
I move, brother.
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-Man. Okay, big dawg.
-It be like that.
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- Love.
- Okay, I got all the details.
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No, no, that's...
Yeah, no, that's fine.
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We have the address.
It's all locked in.
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We will see you tonight.
Bye-bye.
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Um, I'm about to send
all you guys the itinerary
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for the bar mitzvah tonight.
Gata, you don't need
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to be there.
Elz, you do need to be there.
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This guy's paying us
three times Dave's normal rate,
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so we just got to do
what he wants, you know?
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It's disgusting
what this schmuck is doing.
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When I was 13,
my dad put our dog down.
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- What?
- Same day.
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- Oh, man.
- That's so sad.
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I love bar mitzvahs. I can't wait.
I haven't been to one in so long.
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Me and Elz have been
to tens of hundreds of them,
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and we used to, honestly,
get kicked out
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for various misbehaving, uh...
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We called in a bomb threat
one time. Post-911.
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How many do you think
we've been kicked out of?
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A lot.
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-All right, hotshot, I get it.
-Don't call in a bomb tonight.
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-I won't.
-Goodbye.
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-Peace.
-Man, that's the hardest working man
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in showbiz right there.
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-Him? Elz?
-Yeah.
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Come on, don't fall
for that fuckin' shit.
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I work ten times harder than him.
He just met the right people at the...
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You know, I never just, like,
think to look up at the sky
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and, like, the mountains,
and, like, appreciate
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-all of the...
-Can I borrow some money?
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This bar mitzvah ain't
gonna get me by, dawg,
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and moms is struggling.
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I need a few dollars, bro,
like an advance or something.
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We ain't got no shows.
You on album mode.
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Like, I don't know
what to do, dawg.
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Yeah. Okay.
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How much money?
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A little'll go a long way,
to be honest.
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All right, yeah, no problem.
I'm thinking...
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Actually, can we talk about this
when I'm not high?
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-Yeah. Enjoy the weed, bro.
-Cool.
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I am Queens Boulevard!
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Do you get that?
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Nah. It sounds like
a corny Broadway, though.
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A corny Broadway?
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It's a...
Do Black people watchEntourage?
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-I don't watch that shit.
-Hi, I'm Dave
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I'm Lil Dicky
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-Hi, I'm Dave
-Who's Dave?
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Boys will be boys.
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And that time in my life
was truly the best.
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I used to sit on the spigot--
you know, like, outside
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where you
fill water balloons up?
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I'd sit on it and let the water
gush all the way up my body,
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while everyone else crowded
around to see if I got hard.
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-Why?
-Don't ask me.
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I was just a mindless extension
of my boner back then.
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We did the craziest shit.
There was one occasion
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where I actually licked
a hamster's pussy.
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-What?!
-Ew! What the fuck?
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I was dared.
I'm not gonna turn down a dare.
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You had to.
This is what you did.
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You had to do it.
Elz dared me.
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I think this is
a Jewish camp thing.
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No, I have plenty of kids in
my class who went to Jewish camp
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who managed to not lick
any part of a hamster, anywhere.
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Oh, please.
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You think they're going up
to you and being like, "Oh,
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"Mrs. Wernick, you should know
I just sniffed piss out of a dirt pit"?
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You guys
never experimented at all
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-when you were kids?
-I-I had a problem with...
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thinking that, like, pretty much all
inanimate objects had feelings.
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So I was, like,
devastated when I threw away
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- napkins and tissues and stuff.
- Very cute,
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but I'm really not interested
in the bush-league stuff.
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I'm talking
about the real nitty-gritty.
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I used to Rollerblade
caterpillars in half.
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-All right.
-Yeah.
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- Kind of satanic.
- A little bit.
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What's so funny, Hoot?
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Uh, don't call me Hoot, Dave.
Boundaries.
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I'm not hitting on you,
hotshot, okay?
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You're an owl
at the end of the day,
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-and you'll always be an owl.
-I never crave Indian food,
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but when I do it, I love it.
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That's pretty much exactly
how I feel about reading.
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Is this the goal?
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Write any good songs lately?
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I don't want to talk about it.
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Oh, before I forget,
Elz' manager reached out.
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Are you aware that
he wants credit on every song
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-on the album he produces?
-I wasn't even aware
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he had a manager, but,
you know, if he made the beat,
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give him credit--
what do I care?
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No, but, like, as an artist.
He wants it: "Lil Dicky featuring Elz."
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- What?
- Yeah, I thought it was weird, too,
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but then I just assumed you
guys had already discussed it.
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No, we have not. Every song
featuring Elz? I don't understand.
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He's not even an artist.
He makes beats.
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What about DJ Khaled or,
like, even Benny?
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Yeah, but it's fuckin' Elz.
He's gonna do it manager-to-manager,
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like a fucking pussy?
What is with him right now?
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I don't know
if it's a pussy move, Dave.
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- Oh, my God...
- People use managers. There they are.
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Big men on campus
coming through!
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-Hi.
-Little Dicky.
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-Yeah. Call me Dave.
-You must be Mike?
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-Of course, yeah. Good to see you.
-How was the drive?
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You find the place okay?
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-We just... Google Maps.
-I zoned out.
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- Fabulous home.
- Thank you.
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-Thank you.
-Where do we, uh...?
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-Oh. Follow me.
-Great.
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Look who's here.
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-Huh? Look who's here.
-Hey, man.
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-You okay? Is he...?
-He's very shy.
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-Yeah.
-He's got awful stage fright.
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But honestly, knowing that LD
was gonna be here,
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that's helping him
get through this whole thing.
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So I-I... I don't know how
I can thank you enough
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for being here, guys.
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-Yeah. Yeah.
-Uh, everything working right?
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No, man. This, like,
eighth inch is too short,
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and the speakers
are way in my fuckin' ear,
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and it's like, dude, how am I
supposed to listen to anything
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if it's just yelling at me
the whole time, you know?
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I am so sorry. Shoot.
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Um, look, uh, I can get
a longer one here by tomorrow.
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Just let me know
what type of cord you need.
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It's really not worth it.
Honestly, like, fuck it.
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Uh, is there a way that I
can move this keyboard, though?
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'Cause it's all in my way,
and I just need to...
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-I need some space to...
-Uh, let me think about that.
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You know, that-that's gonna be
a little harder.
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Honestly,
please don't trouble yourself.
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-We can be very flexible.
-It's so light, I can move it
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if your arms don't work
or something.
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No, it's not about the weight.
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Uh, our keyboardist
is actually blind.
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He's an old friend
of the family, and...
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he's already memorized
the space.
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I could give him a ring.
I'll give him a ring.
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No. No. No.
He's got the lay of the land.
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-We had a blind dog when I was a kid.
-Yeah.
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My dad, piece of shit, he used
to rearrange the furniture
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-so he'd bump into it to fuck with it.
-So the... Yeah.
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Yeah. So I know
what you're going through.
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I got it. Hey,
you want to not be an asshole
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to the guy who's paying us
for the event? That'd be great.
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Hey, you want to be not an asshole
and leave me the fuck alone?
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How about we just
sound-check, how about that?
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How about I walk away
and you do this by yourself,
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since you're so independent?
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-I don't know how to work the equipment.
-Well, figure it out.
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-Cool.
-You're so smart, right?
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Yeah, I'll figure it out,
no problem.
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It's an easy job, right?
It's not that hard to deejay.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah!
Check, check.
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My deejay sucks.
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Uh, deep-seated insecurity.
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Masked as overconfidence.
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I'm saying that sometimes I get
this white foam around my mouth.
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-Let me know if you see that.
-Oh, I will.
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- I don't have it now, do I?
- ...battling insecurity...
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-No. No.
-No.
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I'm Elz, I'm so cool,
look at who I know
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Look at where I go, look at
my coat, look above my nose
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I got a pipe cleaner mustache
and I'm too big
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For my britch,
but I deejay bar mitz...
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-Walk with me.
-Great!
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Elz, does it sound okay, or no?
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Can-can you please just answer
me and tell me if it sounds good?
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Big swinging dick, huh?
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Let's play.
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Dude, I'm just trying to chill.
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I thought you had no chill
these days.
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Right? Did you say that?
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Damn, man.
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And one.
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-Fuckin' bum.
-Good take. Let's go. That's one.
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Nice room.
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- Beautiful.
- Thanks.
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Yeah.
Big day tomorrow.
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Words can't even describe it,
Mike.
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We are so proud of him,
the man he's becoming.
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It's...
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it's really special.
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I bet.
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You got kids of your own?
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Na... I do.
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Yes, I do.
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I have a six-year-old boy...
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-Darren.
-Six.
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-That's the best age, isn't it?
-Yeah.
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I thought three was great.
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Six is aw... six is better.
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We, uh...
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had an autism scare...
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there for a second, yeah.
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Biting his teeth.
He would bite his bottom teeth.
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-But, um, we're all good.
-Oh, let me tell you,
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the scares never end.
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I mean, not the autism thing
specifically, but...
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Hell, you know what I mean.
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You're, uh,
you're a special guy.
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Aw, Mike, so are you. Thanks.
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I love ya.
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Figure it out!
You gotta figure it out!
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Can't do nothin'.
235
00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:47,399
Oh, he's a fuckin' bitch!
236
00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:48,440
Six-seven, six-seven.
237
00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:49,960
What's that body like?
238
00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:53,080
-What's that body like?
-Play the game. Stop fuckin' talking.
239
00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:55,559
-Hands off.
-I'm not even touching you.
240
00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:58,480
Are you tired?
Didn't we teach you anything?
241
00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:00,559
- This is, like, a foul.
- Like, you can't...
242
00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:02,879
-I'm not worried about that too much.
-Should be worried about it.
243
00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:04,639
That's why I've been
running to the left, nigga!
244
00:09:07,039 --> 00:09:08,559
Now whatcha gonna do?
Now what? Now what? Now what?
245
00:09:08,639 --> 00:09:10,200
-Look.
-Off you. Check.
246
00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:13,919
Off you.
247
00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:16,960
-What a fuckin' bitch-ass call, man.
-I didn't make the rules up.
248
00:09:23,879 --> 00:09:24,799
Foul.
249
00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:27,279
What? You didn't foul me?
250
00:09:27,639 --> 00:09:29,360
-That's a terrible call.
-You don't think you fouled me?
251
00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:30,960
-No, I think you're...
-You slapped the shit out of my arm.
252
00:09:31,039 --> 00:09:32,480
-I barely touched you.
-You slapped the fuck out of my arm.
253
00:09:32,559 --> 00:09:34,519
-It sounds like a bitch.
-Take it. I don't care. I don't need it.
254
00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:35,919
Take it, take it.
Go, go, I don't need it.
255
00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,919
-Incredibly immature. I gotta go.
-Oh, yeah, okay.
256
00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,080
You told me, you told me.
I heard it.
257
00:09:39,159 --> 00:09:40,840
-Yeah. Yeah.
-I heard it, I heard it, I heard it.
258
00:09:40,919 --> 00:09:43,080
-You want to tell me again?
-You've never been mature.
259
00:09:43,159 --> 00:09:45,639
-No reach. No reach.
-All flash. No substance.
260
00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:47,399
No reach. No reach.
Bum ass.
261
00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,120
You got to make that.
262
00:09:58,559 --> 00:10:01,039
Goddamn, you got to give me
some fuckin' credit!
263
00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:05,639
- Shit!
- Get your manager to ask for it.
264
00:10:07,639 --> 00:10:08,679
How about that?
265
00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:11,600
How about it?
Have him... have him call my manager.
266
00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:13,679
Maybe you'll get
the credit then.
267
00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:15,919
-Maybe I fuckin' will.
-Yeah. Maybe not.
268
00:10:16,679 --> 00:10:18,480
-Maybe not. Probably not.
-Okay.
269
00:10:18,559 --> 00:10:20,279
My closest childhood friend,
doing me dirty.
270
00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:21,960
-You're a fuckin' producer.
-Produce a game point.
271
00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:25,240
Get off me, nigga.
272
00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:26,840
Foul. I'm foul...
273
00:10:27,519 --> 00:10:28,639
- Fuck!
- Foul. I called it.
274
00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,399
-Easy!
-I called foul.
275
00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:31,639
-Game!
-I called foul.
276
00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:33,679
-Game! Doesn't matter.
-I called foul!
277
00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:35,480
I called it! I was intentionally
fouling. That's called a game.
278
00:10:35,559 --> 00:10:36,960
What do you mean, you called it?
You called my foul?
279
00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:38,600
-Yeah.
-How does that work?
280
00:10:38,679 --> 00:10:40,399
You're a shitty basketball player!
You're a shittier artist!
281
00:10:40,879 --> 00:10:42,039
You're a fuckin' bum!
282
00:10:43,679 --> 00:10:45,200
You don't even have
a fuckin' album anyway!
283
00:10:49,279 --> 00:10:50,480
Good game.
284
00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,279
Oh... why don't you stay?
285
00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:03,759
-I can't. I got to wake up early.
-Okay, fine.
286
00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:06,200
I got to do this, like,
Jewish mar vista thing tomorrow.
287
00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:08,360
A bar mitzvah?
288
00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:10,879
I think it's like a quinceanera
for the Jews.
289
00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:13,080
But you know I ain't really
into all that religious shit
290
00:11:13,159 --> 00:11:15,159
like that, but...
I'm into you.
291
00:11:15,679 --> 00:11:18,000
-Then stay.
-I can't, man. I gotta wiggle.
292
00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:19,879
-Okay.
-All right, shorty.
293
00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:21,440
-Be safe.
-All right.
294
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:31,679
You got to be kidding me.
295
00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:34,000
Where the fuck my car go?
296
00:11:36,159 --> 00:11:37,639
NO PARKING
297
00:11:40,279 --> 00:11:41,200
Fuck.
298
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,159
Paloma?
299
00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:47,759
Man, what is her last name?
300
00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:50,080
Damn.
Fuck.
301
00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:54,519
Fuck, dawg.
302
00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:56,759
This shit is crazy, dude.
303
00:12:10,279 --> 00:12:11,200
Yo.
304
00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:13,519
Hey, y'all sell iPhone chargers?
305
00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:18,080
iPhone chargers.
Do y'all sell iPhone chargers?
306
00:12:19,559 --> 00:12:20,759
Right there in the back.
307
00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:24,240
Nah, the other one.
The white one.
308
00:12:24,919 --> 00:12:25,919
Yeah.
309
00:12:26,799 --> 00:12:27,799
Ten dollar.
310
00:12:37,279 --> 00:12:38,799
Hey, you think you could
charge it up for me, though?
311
00:12:40,879 --> 00:12:41,840
No.
312
00:12:42,759 --> 00:12:44,679
-For real?
-No.
313
00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:46,919
Man...
314
00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:50,399
Hey, what's up, O.G.?
315
00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:52,200
You mind if I get back there
and see if there's an outlet?
316
00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:54,759
I got a couple dollars
for you, man.
317
00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:55,840
I ain't trying to make you
uncomfortable.
318
00:12:55,919 --> 00:12:57,200
I just need to charge my phone.
319
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:00,919
No!
No touch!
320
00:13:01,799 --> 00:13:03,360
-Are you serious?
-No!
321
00:13:03,679 --> 00:13:05,200
I'm just trying to charge
my phone, bro.
322
00:13:05,279 --> 00:13:06,320
Go away, man!
323
00:13:08,759 --> 00:13:09,960
Hey, sir, my phone's dead, man.
324
00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:11,799
-You mind if I use your car charger?
-Sorry.
325
00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:29,840
Why the fuck this shit
got to happen to me?
326
00:13:53,279 --> 00:13:55,720
Hey. Can I use a wall outlet
to charge my phone?
327
00:13:56,759 --> 00:13:59,600
-We're not open.
-I need some help. It's late out here.
328
00:13:59,679 --> 00:14:01,600
-Sorry, man.
-Man, come...
329
00:15:12,559 --> 00:15:13,840
Oh, fuck.
330
00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:27,080
Hello?
331
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,440
Hey, my name is Davionte Ganter.
332
00:15:30,279 --> 00:15:31,440
My car just got towed.
333
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:34,519
It's a gold 2004 Chevy Impala.
334
00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:38,159
Okay. 3241 Mill Street.
335
00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:40,200
All right. Thank you.
336
00:15:42,279 --> 00:15:44,919
3241 Mill Street.
3241 Mill Street.
337
00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:53,200
Thank you.
338
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:05,200
Fuck, man.
339
00:16:08,519 --> 00:16:09,480
Yo!
340
00:16:17,159 --> 00:16:20,120
WEST ADAMS TOW
HOURS OF OPERATION 7AM-5PM
341
00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:53,240
How long do I have
to do this shit?
342
00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:55,159
Contractually, you got to talk
to him for 20 minutes.
343
00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,159
-I'll give him 25, 'cause I like this.
-Attaboy.
344
00:16:58,399 --> 00:17:00,360
I might as well
just get it over with, then.
345
00:17:01,559 --> 00:17:03,039
-All right, well...
-What is that? What was that?
346
00:17:03,759 --> 00:17:05,160
-What?
-Be the bigger man.
347
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:07,279
No. He's-he's wrong,
and I'm not... No way.
348
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:09,400
All right, guys, uh,
349
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:12,640
you mind if I join this group
of Jewish boys?
350
00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:14,839
Or I suppose there's
multiracial things happening.
351
00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:16,680
-But can I hang out with you?
-Yeah.
352
00:17:18,319 --> 00:17:19,920
Which one of you guys
has the biggest cock?
353
00:17:22,039 --> 00:17:23,680
All right,
let's go, let's hang out.
354
00:17:32,039 --> 00:17:33,559
My boy Darren is
such an athlete.
355
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:36,039
I've broken up four or five
fights on the T-ball field,
356
00:17:36,119 --> 00:17:37,599
-'cause he just gets so into it.
-Really?
357
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:39,400
He-he charges the mound
almost every game.
358
00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:41,000
-In T-ball?
-A hundred percent.
359
00:17:41,079 --> 00:17:42,319
-Wow.
-And is he running through first?
360
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:43,720
I always tell him,
"Run through, turn right.
361
00:17:43,799 --> 00:17:45,440
You turn left, you're live."
362
00:17:45,519 --> 00:17:47,480
So he's gotten
in a couple of scraps, and...
363
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:49,839
and that's something that
I need to work on, to be honest.
364
00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:51,440
You know,
it's got to be a love in there.
365
00:17:51,519 --> 00:17:53,319
It can't just be all aggro.
366
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,880
You got to love the kid.
You know?
367
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:57,240
-Lechayim. Yeah.
-Lechayim.
368
00:17:57,319 --> 00:17:59,640
Look at me. My life on paper
couldn't be better.
369
00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:00,880
I'm actually a rapper.
370
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:02,519
I go around the country
and I get sucked.
371
00:18:02,599 --> 00:18:05,680
And still-- even still--
my life pales in comparison
372
00:18:05,759 --> 00:18:07,359
to the lives you're living
right now.
373
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:09,880
It's so much more fun to be a
kid than any other time in life.
374
00:18:10,279 --> 00:18:12,079
-Have you met Lil Nas X?
-No.
375
00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:15,359
-Uh, you ever pass each other out?
-What's that?
376
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,640
That's where you put your hands
on the one person's neck
377
00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:19,920
until you lose oxygen,
you black out and faint.
378
00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:24,160
No? I used to do it with my deejay
all the time. It was amazing.
379
00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:25,279
-Elz, right?
-Yeah.
380
00:18:25,359 --> 00:18:27,440
I know your whole crew.
You guys are savages.
381
00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:30,319
Thank you. Yeah,
we, uh, we grew up together.
382
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,039
We would always,
honestly, compete
383
00:18:32,119 --> 00:18:33,680
over who could do
the craziest shit.
384
00:18:33,759 --> 00:18:36,319
Speaking of shit, have you
ever shit on each other's shit?
385
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,759
Laxatives.
Eat the laxatives. Come in.
386
00:18:39,279 --> 00:18:41,039
Gut full of laxatives. Shit.
387
00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:43,680
Next guy comes in ready to pop.
Polaroid camera. Picture.
388
00:18:44,559 --> 00:18:46,079
Post it all over the lockers
at school.
389
00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:48,079
We'd get canceled
if we did that.
390
00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:49,720
Oh, my God, are you kidding?
391
00:18:49,799 --> 00:18:51,720
-You guys worry about cancel culture?
-You have to.
392
00:18:52,039 --> 00:18:53,359
You have the perfect alibi.
393
00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:54,960
You're young.
You don't know any better.
394
00:18:55,039 --> 00:18:56,640
Your brains
aren't even fully formed.
395
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,920
Like, the grooves in your skull
aren't even, like, creased.
396
00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:02,400
Tell me,
what's your, uh, wife do?
397
00:19:03,319 --> 00:19:06,440
-Other than break my wallet?
-I know that feeling.
398
00:19:06,519 --> 00:19:09,160
I know you do. I saw.
This is unbelievable.
399
00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:11,559
-This is remarkable, this home.
-Yeah.
400
00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:13,480
Uh, she's a bleeding-heart
liberal, to the max.
401
00:19:13,559 --> 00:19:15,079
We are.
I'm as far left as it goes.
402
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:16,599
I'm so far left
I might come back around.
403
00:19:17,319 --> 00:19:19,279
Uh, she, uh,
the company is called Climace.
404
00:19:19,599 --> 00:19:20,799
-Climace.
-Have you never heard of it?
405
00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:22,039
-No.
-They...
406
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,759
What they do is,
they combat climate change
407
00:19:23,839 --> 00:19:26,160
and racism at the same time,
simultaneously.
408
00:19:26,519 --> 00:19:27,720
-Really?
-It's such a great organization,
409
00:19:27,799 --> 00:19:30,839
but the name is bad, you know.
We're big BLM'ers.
410
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,279
Are you into... are you BLM?
411
00:19:32,359 --> 00:19:34,000
-Well, of course. Yeah.
-Of cour... Yes.
412
00:19:34,079 --> 00:19:35,640
The whole time,
I thought there would only be
413
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,319
the small, faint amount,
and then you're done.
414
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:38,400
'Cause there's
nothing else there.
415
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:40,680
I couldn't imagine that you'd do
another one, and there'd be...
416
00:19:40,759 --> 00:19:42,720
I-I was mind-blown.
I thought, I didn't realize
417
00:19:42,799 --> 00:19:44,319
you're supposed to wipe until
there's literally nothing there.
418
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,720
'Cause I thought, if it's that faint,
there can't possibly be more.
419
00:19:47,279 --> 00:19:49,119
I mean, back when I was
your age, the first time
420
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,200
I ever jerked off,
I used my own thoughts.
421
00:19:51,599 --> 00:19:53,039
I mean,
if I tried to do that now,
422
00:19:53,119 --> 00:19:56,000
the women would turn to sand
and blow away in the wind.
423
00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:58,480
-Why?
-'Cause we're overly stimulated now.
424
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:01,319
Isn't it crazy that "boner" is
the best option we have
425
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,319
to, like, refer to a hard penis?
426
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:06,880
"Hard-on"? Like, anyone is...
you're white trash if you say "hard-on."
427
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,079
You know?
And I mean no disrespect
428
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,000
to any of you guys
who might be white trash.
429
00:20:14,799 --> 00:20:16,119
No, he told me on his own.
430
00:20:22,319 --> 00:20:24,279
No, it was really just a test
to see how he'd react.
431
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,359
I don't even need the credit.
432
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:29,079
I don't know
if it's worth it anymore.
433
00:20:29,839 --> 00:20:31,000
nIf it makes you feel any better,
434
00:20:31,079 --> 00:20:33,640
I feel the exact same way now
as I did when I was your age.
435
00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:36,480
Like, mentally, in terms of, like,
the voices narrating my thoughts--
436
00:20:36,559 --> 00:20:38,279
it's a 13-year-old boy's voice,
still.
437
00:20:38,359 --> 00:20:40,400
My Torah passage makes it
such a big deal,
438
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:41,920
you know, becoming a man.
439
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,880
Ugh. Come on, Torah-schmorah.
You really believe that horseshit?
440
00:20:45,279 --> 00:20:47,319
God made a man
out of a woman's rib?
441
00:20:47,799 --> 00:20:49,359
What is it, a five-inch man?
442
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:50,799
You know, all that
you really need to realize,
443
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,960
Jakey, is you're getting older,
444
00:20:53,039 --> 00:20:56,200
and so perhaps start thinking
about being more mature
445
00:20:56,279 --> 00:20:57,640
here and there
and more responsible.
446
00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,359
-That's all it is.
-But you just said
447
00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:01,000
you're the same way
you've always been.
448
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,559
Yeah, but...
449
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:07,720
...you don't want to be
like me, okay?
450
00:21:08,359 --> 00:21:09,960
- Yeah, we do.
- Yeah.
451
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:12,279
No, you don't.
452
00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:31,000
Yo.
453
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:33,680
Can we just...
can we go talk for a second?
454
00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:34,759
For what?
455
00:21:34,839 --> 00:21:36,039
-I'm being serious.
-About what?
456
00:21:36,119 --> 00:21:37,960
-Just come on. I'm just...
-You're being so dramatic, though.
457
00:21:38,039 --> 00:21:39,400
Just come on.
It's not that big of a deal.
458
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:40,680
The longer
we let this bubble up,
459
00:21:40,759 --> 00:21:42,039
the more it's gonna suck,
so let's just...
460
00:21:42,119 --> 00:21:43,880
"Bubble up"? Why you acting
like such a bitch, bro?
461
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,559
Why is it such
a dick-swinging contest?
462
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:47,680
A dick-swinging contest?
Dude, nothing is dick-swinging.
463
00:21:47,759 --> 00:21:48,920
Just grow the fuck up
and stop acting like a bitch.
464
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,640
-Me grow up? You grow up.
-I've never even...
465
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:03,559
Bro.
466
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:05,720
I don't know.
467
00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:09,319
-Dude.
-I don't... I'm trying to...
468
00:22:10,319 --> 00:22:11,480
I'm trying to find the words,
too, but...
469
00:22:11,559 --> 00:22:13,960
I'm trying to think about what it was
that they were... I can't even...
470
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:16,720
I mean, should we say anything
to these people,
471
00:22:16,799 --> 00:22:19,119
or is this, like, textbook
boyhood experimentation, right?
472
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:20,279
-Like...
-Not my job, bro.
473
00:22:20,359 --> 00:22:21,880
I just think about the stuff
we used to do,
474
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:23,920
-like, with the marker and, like, the...
-Okay, enough.
475
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,240
But that doesn't matter
to me, because...
476
00:22:25,839 --> 00:22:27,200
- Dad!
- Can I have a word with you guys?
477
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:30,319
Yeah. Sure.
478
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:31,440
Any idea what this is?
479
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,519
Why would you post that
on TikTok?
480
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:37,759
Are you out of your mind, Jakey?
I'm so... I mean...
481
00:22:37,839 --> 00:22:38,920
-So you do know.
-Dad!
482
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,759
I had to get this sent to me
by another parent.
483
00:22:40,839 --> 00:22:41,920
-Dad!
-I'm sorry.
484
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,279
-That's got nothing to do with us.
-We didn't do anything about that.
485
00:22:44,359 --> 00:22:45,400
-We just happened to walk...
-We walked in...
486
00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:48,279
No, no.
Jakey told me that you said
487
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,640
that because his brain
isn't fully formed,
488
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:52,160
that he can do
whatever he wants?
489
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:54,880
So out of context. Like, there
was a whole circle of trust
490
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:56,480
-that was...
-Oh, a-and what's this
491
00:22:56,559 --> 00:22:59,200
I hear about cunnilingus
on a marsupial?
492
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:02,240
Hamster's a rodent, and it's...
it's a cautionary tale
493
00:23:02,319 --> 00:23:03,599
-and it's got nothing to do with what...
-I don't give...
494
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:04,880
-We had nothing to do with that.
-I don't... I do not care!
495
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:06,440
-Okay.
-All right?
496
00:23:06,519 --> 00:23:07,960
You should be ashamed
of yourself.
497
00:23:08,039 --> 00:23:09,720
-Both of you. Get out of my house.
-I mean, what--
498
00:23:09,799 --> 00:23:11,440
how do you think he talks? What
do you think happens when he...?
499
00:23:11,519 --> 00:23:12,640
What does it matter?
We get paid on the back end.
500
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:13,720
He listens to Lil Dicky...
501
00:23:13,799 --> 00:23:15,599
I'm not paying you any more
money, not another dollar!
502
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:17,640
-Bro.
-No. You just lea...
503
00:23:18,079 --> 00:23:20,000
-What do you mean?
-But you need to leave right now.
504
00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:21,599
When you have a contract
with somebody,
505
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:22,960
you just have to pay them
the money that they're owed.
506
00:23:23,039 --> 00:23:24,519
Hey, you want to control
your posse? Huh?
507
00:23:24,599 --> 00:23:26,240
-Oh, my God.
-Posse? Get a grip.
508
00:23:26,319 --> 00:23:28,000
It's a very racially charged
word, "posse," okay?
509
00:23:28,079 --> 00:23:29,200
Why don't you think
about the things you say?
510
00:23:29,279 --> 00:23:30,680
-Racially charged?
-He's my fucking friend, okay?
511
00:23:30,759 --> 00:23:31,839
-Hey, hey, hey.
-You booked Lil Dicky.
512
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:32,960
-I don't know what you expect.
-I can't believe
513
00:23:33,039 --> 00:23:34,759
that you let Darren hang around
with these perverts!
514
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,160
-Who the fuck is Darren?
-No, get the hell out right now!
515
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:38,799
This is a chain reaction
that you started.
516
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:40,799
Leave right now! I didn't start
anything! You guys started it!
517
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:42,119
Fine, all right.
I'm sorry, Jakey.
518
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:43,599
Get out of my house now!
Now they're leaving!
519
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,759
Your fault!
You're the worst dad ever!
520
00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:48,599
You just suck it up, okay?
Don't have a fit!
521
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:49,799
It's his bar mitzvah.
522
00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:00,920
I can't believe that kid
posted that on TikTok.
523
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,359
I was thinking the same thing.
I can't believe
524
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:04,160
that we got kicked out
of another fucking bar mitzvah.
525
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:05,240
What the fuck is going on?
526
00:24:05,319 --> 00:24:06,480
We should've just called in
a bomb threat.
527
00:24:06,559 --> 00:24:09,319
-We were such assholes back then.
-You were the bigger asshole
528
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:11,720
-when we were kids, for the record.
-I was the bigger asshole?
529
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:15,200
We were both pretty bad.
530
00:24:16,599 --> 00:24:17,559
Yeah.
531
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:19,200
What are you doing?
532
00:24:20,279 --> 00:24:21,599
Being a bigger asshole.
533
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:24,640
- Oh... my God.
- Go!
534
00:24:25,039 --> 00:24:26,759
-Go, fucking go!
-Get out! Get out! Go!
535
00:24:26,839 --> 00:24:28,519
-Come on, it's time!
-Come on, piggy boy!
536
00:24:28,599 --> 00:24:30,359
-We're free! We're free!
-Come on! Come on!
537
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:32,880
Save your soul.
Save your soul, llama.
538
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:34,599
Come on, Pig Newton.
It's time to go, Pig Newton.
539
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:38,519
Go! Go! Yes, yes, yes!
540
00:24:39,039 --> 00:24:40,400
Go, go, go. Go, go, go.
Where'd you park?
541
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:41,920
Uh, this way.
542
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:57,920
What the fuck?
543
00:24:59,319 --> 00:25:00,400
That's crazy.
544
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:13,519
No, d-don't leave.
545
00:25:15,559 --> 00:25:16,759
Gata! Gata! Gata!
546
00:25:17,599 --> 00:25:19,319
I-It's my bar mitzvah,
547
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:22,839
and my dad just kicked out LD,
a-and now everyone's leaving.
548
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,480
What you mean LD got kicked out?
549
00:25:24,559 --> 00:25:26,920
I-I know all your songs.
You guys are my favorites.
550
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,799
Just please help.
Please.
551
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:32,480
I got you, bro.
I'm gonna hook you up, man.
552
00:25:32,559 --> 00:25:33,599
Okay.
553
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:35,640
This for you, man.
You say it's your bar mitzvah?
554
00:25:36,039 --> 00:25:37,279
-Yes.
-I got you, bro.
555
00:25:37,359 --> 00:25:39,519
-Let's go. Okay.
-Come on, man.
556
00:25:39,599 --> 00:25:40,720
-Yeah.
-You ready?
557
00:25:40,799 --> 00:25:41,880
-Yeah.
-Shorty wanna
558
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:43,359
Check, check, check, check
559
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:44,880
'Cause I got my--
shorty wanna check
560
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:47,480
Check, check, check
'Cause I got my
561
00:25:47,559 --> 00:25:49,880
Shorty wanna check,
check, check, check
562
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:52,400
-'Cause I got my-- shorty wanna...
-Guys, come on! Gata! Gata!
563
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:55,000
Check, check,
man, you need to check up
564
00:25:55,079 --> 00:25:56,640
Real paper
in my Paper Denims
565
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,400
Real nigga gonna pay
for dinner
566
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:00,079
Oh, I'm braggin', I'm sorry
567
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:01,880
What I love, calamari
568
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,519
The good life
ain't new to me
569
00:26:03,599 --> 00:26:05,200
Tell me what
you're gonna do for me
570
00:26:05,279 --> 00:26:07,000
I'm with two hos,
that's two for three
571
00:26:07,079 --> 00:26:08,640
Really pimpin' like, really?
572
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:10,079
Hold up, baby, I'm boomin'
573
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:12,000
Cameras on me, they zoomin'
574
00:26:12,079 --> 00:26:13,720
I pray to God
I don't lose it
575
00:26:13,799 --> 00:26:15,200
Spike Lee make a movie
576
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:16,839
About everything I'm doin'
577
00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:18,680
These Benjamins I'm pursuin'
578
00:26:19,079 --> 00:26:20,720
I'm after Jacksons,
I'm the captain
579
00:26:20,799 --> 00:26:22,440
At the dinner table
with some black napkins
580
00:26:22,519 --> 00:26:24,519
Check, check, check, check
581
00:26:24,599 --> 00:26:25,839
'Cause I got my checkup
582
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:27,559
Shorty wanna check,
check, check, check
583
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:29,119
'Cause I got my checkup
584
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:31,039
Shorty wanna check,
check, check, check
585
00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:32,759
-'Cause I got my checkup
-Shorty wanna
586
00:26:32,839 --> 00:26:34,559
Check, check, check, check
587
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:36,039
Man, you need to check up
588
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:51,680
All hundos,
just for fun, though
589
00:26:51,759 --> 00:26:53,440
Swordfish,
that's for lunch, though
590
00:26:53,519 --> 00:26:55,119
Room service, my breakfast
591
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:56,720
24-7 I'm flexin'
592
00:26:56,799 --> 00:26:58,640
-Jackboys wanna jack the boy
-Nope
593
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:00,200
'Cause they know
I'm 'bout my stacks, boy
594
00:27:00,279 --> 00:27:01,960
Money preachin'
like Pastor Troy
595
00:27:02,039 --> 00:27:03,680
I'm the man, girl,
ask your boy
596
00:27:03,759 --> 00:27:05,519
Check, check, check, check
597
00:27:05,599 --> 00:27:07,200
-'Cause I got my checkup
-Shorty wanna
598
00:27:07,279 --> 00:27:08,880
Check, check, check, check
599
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,559
-'Cause I got my checkup
-Shorty wanna
600
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:12,240
Check, check, check, check
601
00:27:12,319 --> 00:27:13,960
-'Cause I got my checkup
-Shorty wanna
602
00:27:14,039 --> 00:27:15,720
Check, check, check, check
603
00:27:15,799 --> 00:27:17,160
Man, you need to check up.
46796
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