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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:08,240 Shorty wanna check, check, check, check 2 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:11,640 -'Cause I got my checkup -Shorty wanna check, check, check 3 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:15,279 -'Cause I got my checkup -Shorty wanna check, check, check 4 00:00:15,359 --> 00:00:17,280 -'Cause I got my checkup -Shorty wanna check 5 00:00:17,359 --> 00:00:18,760 Check, check, check 6 00:00:18,839 --> 00:00:20,039 Man, you need to check up 7 00:00:20,399 --> 00:00:21,920 Real paper in my Paper Denims 8 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:23,480 Real nigga gonna pay for dinner 9 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:25,399 Oh, I'm braggin', I'm sorry 10 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:27,120 What I love, calamari 11 00:00:27,199 --> 00:00:28,879 -The good life ain't new to me -Nope 12 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:30,480 Tell me what you're gonna do for me 13 00:00:30,559 --> 00:00:32,159 I'm with two hos, that's two for three... 14 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:35,200 Man, I just wanted you to hear my new track before you dipped, that's all. 15 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:37,679 Oh, man, that shit was hard. Honestly, I'm just waiting 16 00:00:37,759 --> 00:00:39,000 for the Gata/Lil Dicky collab. 17 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:41,640 Man... 18 00:00:41,719 --> 00:00:44,000 Oh, yeah, that's for sure. You're leaving right now? 19 00:00:44,079 --> 00:00:45,640 Yes. I left you a bunch of shit 20 00:00:45,719 --> 00:00:46,920 on your computer, bro, what do you need from me? 21 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,880 I don'tneed anything. It'd be nice to chill 22 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:50,560 with my friend every once in a while, but... 23 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:52,920 I have no more chill. Also, I'm working with Travis today, 24 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,960 so when he moves, I move, brother. 25 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:57,000 -Man. Okay, big dawg. -It be like that. 26 00:00:57,560 --> 00:00:59,359 - Love. - Okay, I got all the details. 27 00:00:59,439 --> 00:01:00,560 No, no, that's... Yeah, no, that's fine. 28 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:01,640 We have the address. It's all locked in. 29 00:01:01,719 --> 00:01:03,520 We will see you tonight. Bye-bye. 30 00:01:04,239 --> 00:01:05,760 Um, I'm about to send all you guys the itinerary 31 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:07,439 for the bar mitzvah tonight. Gata, you don't need 32 00:01:07,519 --> 00:01:08,959 to be there. Elz, you do need to be there. 33 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:11,599 This guy's paying us three times Dave's normal rate, 34 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:13,120 so we just got to do what he wants, you know? 35 00:01:13,439 --> 00:01:14,879 It's disgusting what this schmuck is doing. 36 00:01:14,959 --> 00:01:16,439 When I was 13, my dad put our dog down. 37 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:17,959 - What? - Same day. 38 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:19,159 - Oh, man. - That's so sad. 39 00:01:19,239 --> 00:01:21,599 I love bar mitzvahs. I can't wait. I haven't been to one in so long. 40 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:23,280 Me and Elz have been to tens of hundreds of them, 41 00:01:23,359 --> 00:01:25,000 and we used to, honestly, get kicked out 42 00:01:25,079 --> 00:01:26,799 for various misbehaving, uh... 43 00:01:26,879 --> 00:01:29,280 We called in a bomb threat one time. Post-911. 44 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:31,239 How many do you think we've been kicked out of? 45 00:01:31,319 --> 00:01:32,640 A lot. 46 00:01:32,719 --> 00:01:35,840 -All right, hotshot, I get it. -Don't call in a bomb tonight. 47 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:37,159 -I won't. -Goodbye. 48 00:01:37,239 --> 00:01:39,239 -Peace. -Man, that's the hardest working man 49 00:01:39,319 --> 00:01:40,599 in showbiz right there. 50 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,200 -Him? Elz? -Yeah. 51 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:44,040 Come on, don't fall for that fuckin' shit. 52 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:47,120 I work ten times harder than him. He just met the right people at the... 53 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:54,519 You know, I never just, like, think to look up at the sky 54 00:01:54,599 --> 00:01:56,439 and, like, the mountains, and, like, appreciate 55 00:01:56,519 --> 00:01:57,920 -all of the... -Can I borrow some money? 56 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:00,400 This bar mitzvah ain't gonna get me by, dawg, 57 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:02,040 and moms is struggling. 58 00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:04,200 I need a few dollars, bro, like an advance or something. 59 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:06,480 We ain't got no shows. You on album mode. 60 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:07,879 Like, I don't know what to do, dawg. 61 00:02:09,759 --> 00:02:10,879 Yeah. Okay. 62 00:02:12,159 --> 00:02:13,479 How much money? 63 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,120 A little'll go a long way, to be honest. 64 00:02:15,199 --> 00:02:17,120 All right, yeah, no problem. I'm thinking... 65 00:02:17,759 --> 00:02:19,159 Actually, can we talk about this when I'm not high? 66 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:20,719 -Yeah. Enjoy the weed, bro. -Cool. 67 00:02:21,879 --> 00:02:23,759 I am Queens Boulevard! 68 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:26,560 Do you get that? 69 00:02:26,639 --> 00:02:28,240 Nah. It sounds like a corny Broadway, though. 70 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:30,319 A corny Broadway? 71 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,840 It's a... Do Black people watchEntourage? 72 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:33,960 -I don't watch that shit. -Hi, I'm Dave 73 00:02:34,039 --> 00:02:35,039 I'm Lil Dicky 74 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:36,240 -Hi, I'm Dave -Who's Dave? 75 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:38,080 Boys will be boys. 76 00:02:38,159 --> 00:02:39,879 And that time in my life was truly the best. 77 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:42,199 I used to sit on the spigot-- you know, like, outside 78 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:44,000 where you fill water balloons up? 79 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,360 I'd sit on it and let the water gush all the way up my body, 80 00:02:46,439 --> 00:02:48,319 while everyone else crowded around to see if I got hard. 81 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:50,479 -Why? -Don't ask me. 82 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:52,960 I was just a mindless extension of my boner back then. 83 00:02:53,039 --> 00:02:54,960 We did the craziest shit. There was one occasion 84 00:02:55,039 --> 00:02:57,520 where I actually licked a hamster's pussy. 85 00:02:57,879 --> 00:03:00,000 -What?! -Ew! What the fuck? 86 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,000 I was dared. I'm not gonna turn down a dare. 87 00:03:02,319 --> 00:03:03,520 You had to. This is what you did. 88 00:03:03,599 --> 00:03:05,039 You had to do it. Elz dared me. 89 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:06,639 I think this is a Jewish camp thing. 90 00:03:06,719 --> 00:03:09,360 No, I have plenty of kids in my class who went to Jewish camp 91 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:13,039 who managed to not lick any part of a hamster, anywhere. 92 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:14,280 Oh, please. 93 00:03:14,919 --> 00:03:16,599 You think they're going up to you and being like, "Oh, 94 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:19,199 "Mrs. Wernick, you should know I just sniffed piss out of a dirt pit"? 95 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:20,919 You guys never experimented at all 96 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,479 -when you were kids? -I-I had a problem with... 97 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:26,879 thinking that, like, pretty much all inanimate objects had feelings. 98 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:28,759 So I was, like, devastated when I threw away 99 00:03:29,319 --> 00:03:31,719 - napkins and tissues and stuff. - Very cute, 100 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:33,680 but I'm really not interested in the bush-league stuff. 101 00:03:33,759 --> 00:03:35,199 I'm talking about the real nitty-gritty. 102 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:37,400 I used to Rollerblade caterpillars in half. 103 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,199 -All right. -Yeah. 104 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,400 - Kind of satanic. - A little bit. 105 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:44,680 What's so funny, Hoot? 106 00:03:44,759 --> 00:03:47,919 Uh, don't call me Hoot, Dave. Boundaries. 107 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,639 I'm not hitting on you, hotshot, okay? 108 00:03:49,719 --> 00:03:50,879 You're an owl at the end of the day, 109 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:53,800 -and you'll always be an owl. -I never crave Indian food, 110 00:03:53,879 --> 00:03:55,759 but when I do it, I love it. 111 00:03:56,159 --> 00:03:58,120 That's pretty much exactly how I feel about reading. 112 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:02,919 Is this the goal? 113 00:04:05,639 --> 00:04:06,759 Write any good songs lately? 114 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:08,879 I don't want to talk about it. 115 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:10,400 Oh, before I forget, Elz' manager reached out. 116 00:04:10,479 --> 00:04:11,879 Are you aware that he wants credit on every song 117 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,240 -on the album he produces? -I wasn't even aware 118 00:04:14,319 --> 00:04:16,319 he had a manager, but, you know, if he made the beat, 119 00:04:16,399 --> 00:04:17,439 give him credit-- what do I care? 120 00:04:17,519 --> 00:04:19,680 No, but, like, as an artist. He wants it: "Lil Dicky featuring Elz." 121 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:22,839 - What? - Yeah, I thought it was weird, too, 122 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:24,639 but then I just assumed you guys had already discussed it. 123 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:27,040 No, we have not. Every song featuring Elz? I don't understand. 124 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:28,759 He's not even an artist. He makes beats. 125 00:04:28,839 --> 00:04:30,279 What about DJ Khaled or, like, even Benny? 126 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:32,800 Yeah, but it's fuckin' Elz. He's gonna do it manager-to-manager, 127 00:04:32,879 --> 00:04:35,120 like a fucking pussy? What is with him right now? 128 00:04:35,199 --> 00:04:36,519 I don't know if it's a pussy move, Dave. 129 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:38,360 - Oh, my God... - People use managers. There they are. 130 00:04:38,439 --> 00:04:40,600 Big men on campus coming through! 131 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:41,759 -Hi. -Little Dicky. 132 00:04:41,839 --> 00:04:43,079 -Yeah. Call me Dave. -You must be Mike? 133 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:44,759 -Of course, yeah. Good to see you. -How was the drive? 134 00:04:44,839 --> 00:04:46,000 You find the place okay? 135 00:04:46,079 --> 00:04:47,879 -We just... Google Maps. -I zoned out. 136 00:04:48,199 --> 00:04:49,879 - Fabulous home. - Thank you. 137 00:04:49,959 --> 00:04:51,000 -Thank you. -Where do we, uh...? 138 00:04:51,079 --> 00:04:52,560 -Oh. Follow me. -Great. 139 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:53,920 Look who's here. 140 00:04:54,319 --> 00:04:55,959 -Huh? Look who's here. -Hey, man. 141 00:04:56,519 --> 00:04:58,879 -You okay? Is he...? -He's very shy. 142 00:04:58,959 --> 00:05:00,240 -Yeah. -He's got awful stage fright. 143 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:03,319 But honestly, knowing that LD was gonna be here, 144 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:05,720 that's helping him get through this whole thing. 145 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:09,240 So I-I... I don't know how I can thank you enough 146 00:05:09,319 --> 00:05:10,560 for being here, guys. 147 00:05:10,639 --> 00:05:12,160 -Yeah. Yeah. -Uh, everything working right? 148 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:14,480 No, man. This, like, eighth inch is too short, 149 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:16,120 and the speakers are way in my fuckin' ear, 150 00:05:16,199 --> 00:05:18,160 and it's like, dude, how am I supposed to listen to anything 151 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:20,399 if it's just yelling at me the whole time, you know? 152 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:22,199 I am so sorry. Shoot. 153 00:05:22,279 --> 00:05:25,879 Um, look, uh, I can get a longer one here by tomorrow. 154 00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:27,600 Just let me know what type of cord you need. 155 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:30,160 It's really not worth it. Honestly, like, fuck it. 156 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:32,480 Uh, is there a way that I can move this keyboard, though? 157 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:34,800 'Cause it's all in my way, and I just need to... 158 00:05:34,879 --> 00:05:37,839 -I need some space to... -Uh, let me think about that. 159 00:05:38,199 --> 00:05:39,800 You know, that-that's gonna be a little harder. 160 00:05:39,879 --> 00:05:41,120 Honestly, please don't trouble yourself. 161 00:05:41,199 --> 00:05:43,279 -We can be very flexible. -It's so light, I can move it 162 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:44,600 if your arms don't work or something. 163 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:45,959 No, it's not about the weight. 164 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:49,240 Uh, our keyboardist is actually blind. 165 00:05:49,879 --> 00:05:51,680 He's an old friend of the family, and... 166 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:53,759 he's already memorized the space. 167 00:05:54,199 --> 00:05:55,959 I could give him a ring. I'll give him a ring. 168 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:57,560 No. No. No. He's got the lay of the land. 169 00:05:57,920 --> 00:05:59,680 -We had a blind dog when I was a kid. -Yeah. 170 00:06:00,079 --> 00:06:01,920 My dad, piece of shit, he used to rearrange the furniture 171 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,199 -so he'd bump into it to fuck with it. -So the... Yeah. 172 00:06:04,279 --> 00:06:05,560 Yeah. So I know what you're going through. 173 00:06:05,639 --> 00:06:08,199 I got it. Hey, you want to not be an asshole 174 00:06:08,279 --> 00:06:10,399 to the guy who's paying us for the event? That'd be great. 175 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:13,319 Hey, you want to be not an asshole and leave me the fuck alone? 176 00:06:14,199 --> 00:06:16,360 How about we just sound-check, how about that? 177 00:06:16,439 --> 00:06:18,319 How about I walk away and you do this by yourself, 178 00:06:18,399 --> 00:06:19,600 since you're so independent? 179 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:21,959 -I don't know how to work the equipment. -Well, figure it out. 180 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:24,040 -Cool. -You're so smart, right? 181 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:27,120 Yeah, I'll figure it out, no problem. 182 00:06:27,199 --> 00:06:28,720 It's an easy job, right? It's not that hard to deejay. 183 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:31,720 Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah! Check, check. 184 00:06:32,519 --> 00:06:34,160 My deejay sucks. 185 00:06:35,199 --> 00:06:36,639 Uh, deep-seated insecurity. 186 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,199 Masked as overconfidence. 187 00:06:38,519 --> 00:06:41,920 I'm saying that sometimes I get this white foam around my mouth. 188 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,160 -Let me know if you see that. -Oh, I will. 189 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:46,759 - I don't have it now, do I? - ...battling insecurity... 190 00:06:47,079 --> 00:06:48,160 -No. No. -No. 191 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:49,839 I'm Elz, I'm so cool, look at who I know 192 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:52,160 Look at where I go, look at my coat, look above my nose 193 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:54,079 I got a pipe cleaner mustache and I'm too big 194 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:56,959 For my britch, but I deejay bar mitz... 195 00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:58,120 -Walk with me. -Great! 196 00:06:58,199 --> 00:07:00,040 Elz, does it sound okay, or no? 197 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:03,399 Can-can you please just answer me and tell me if it sounds good? 198 00:07:11,399 --> 00:07:12,879 Big swinging dick, huh? 199 00:07:12,959 --> 00:07:14,079 Let's play. 200 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:15,360 Dude, I'm just trying to chill. 201 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:17,160 I thought you had no chill these days. 202 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:19,399 Right? Did you say that? 203 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:28,160 Damn, man. 204 00:07:32,079 --> 00:07:33,079 And one. 205 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:34,879 -Fuckin' bum. -Good take. Let's go. That's one. 206 00:07:35,439 --> 00:07:36,519 Nice room. 207 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:38,160 - Beautiful. - Thanks. 208 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:40,959 Yeah. Big day tomorrow. 209 00:07:41,959 --> 00:07:43,720 Words can't even describe it, Mike. 210 00:07:44,319 --> 00:07:46,959 We are so proud of him, the man he's becoming. 211 00:07:47,439 --> 00:07:48,879 It's... 212 00:07:48,959 --> 00:07:50,120 it's really special. 213 00:07:52,079 --> 00:07:53,199 I bet. 214 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:55,600 You got kids of your own? 215 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:58,040 Na... I do. 216 00:07:58,439 --> 00:07:59,439 Yes, I do. 217 00:07:59,839 --> 00:08:01,959 I have a six-year-old boy... 218 00:08:02,519 --> 00:08:03,680 -Darren. -Six. 219 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:07,040 -That's the best age, isn't it? -Yeah. 220 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:09,040 I thought three was great. 221 00:08:09,759 --> 00:08:11,120 Six is aw... six is better. 222 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:13,319 We, uh... 223 00:08:13,399 --> 00:08:14,839 had an autism scare... 224 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:16,480 there for a second, yeah. 225 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:19,000 Biting his teeth. He would bite his bottom teeth. 226 00:08:19,079 --> 00:08:21,480 -But, um, we're all good. -Oh, let me tell you, 227 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,279 the scares never end. 228 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:26,079 I mean, not the autism thing specifically, but... 229 00:08:26,519 --> 00:08:27,920 Hell, you know what I mean. 230 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:30,240 You're, uh, you're a special guy. 231 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:32,759 Aw, Mike, so are you. Thanks. 232 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:35,000 I love ya. 233 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:41,360 Figure it out! You gotta figure it out! 234 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:44,240 Can't do nothin'. 235 00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:47,399 Oh, he's a fuckin' bitch! 236 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:48,440 Six-seven, six-seven. 237 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:49,960 What's that body like? 238 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:53,080 -What's that body like? -Play the game. Stop fuckin' talking. 239 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:55,559 -Hands off. -I'm not even touching you. 240 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:58,480 Are you tired? Didn't we teach you anything? 241 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:00,559 - This is, like, a foul. - Like, you can't... 242 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:02,879 -I'm not worried about that too much. -Should be worried about it. 243 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:04,639 That's why I've been running to the left, nigga! 244 00:09:07,039 --> 00:09:08,559 Now whatcha gonna do? Now what? Now what? Now what? 245 00:09:08,639 --> 00:09:10,200 -Look. -Off you. Check. 246 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:13,919 Off you. 247 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:16,960 -What a fuckin' bitch-ass call, man. -I didn't make the rules up. 248 00:09:23,879 --> 00:09:24,799 Foul. 249 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:27,279 What? You didn't foul me? 250 00:09:27,639 --> 00:09:29,360 -That's a terrible call. -You don't think you fouled me? 251 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:30,960 -No, I think you're... -You slapped the shit out of my arm. 252 00:09:31,039 --> 00:09:32,480 -I barely touched you. -You slapped the fuck out of my arm. 253 00:09:32,559 --> 00:09:34,519 -It sounds like a bitch. -Take it. I don't care. I don't need it. 254 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:35,919 Take it, take it. Go, go, I don't need it. 255 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,919 -Incredibly immature. I gotta go. -Oh, yeah, okay. 256 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,080 You told me, you told me. I heard it. 257 00:09:39,159 --> 00:09:40,840 -Yeah. Yeah. -I heard it, I heard it, I heard it. 258 00:09:40,919 --> 00:09:43,080 -You want to tell me again? -You've never been mature. 259 00:09:43,159 --> 00:09:45,639 -No reach. No reach. -All flash. No substance. 260 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:47,399 No reach. No reach. Bum ass. 261 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,120 You got to make that. 262 00:09:58,559 --> 00:10:01,039 Goddamn, you got to give me some fuckin' credit! 263 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:05,639 - Shit! - Get your manager to ask for it. 264 00:10:07,639 --> 00:10:08,679 How about that? 265 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:11,600 How about it? Have him... have him call my manager. 266 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:13,679 Maybe you'll get the credit then. 267 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:15,919 -Maybe I fuckin' will. -Yeah. Maybe not. 268 00:10:16,679 --> 00:10:18,480 -Maybe not. Probably not. -Okay. 269 00:10:18,559 --> 00:10:20,279 My closest childhood friend, doing me dirty. 270 00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:21,960 -You're a fuckin' producer. -Produce a game point. 271 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:25,240 Get off me, nigga. 272 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:26,840 Foul. I'm foul... 273 00:10:27,519 --> 00:10:28,639 - Fuck! - Foul. I called it. 274 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,399 -Easy! -I called foul. 275 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:31,639 -Game! -I called foul. 276 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:33,679 -Game! Doesn't matter. -I called foul! 277 00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:35,480 I called it! I was intentionally fouling. That's called a game. 278 00:10:35,559 --> 00:10:36,960 What do you mean, you called it? You called my foul? 279 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:38,600 -Yeah. -How does that work? 280 00:10:38,679 --> 00:10:40,399 You're a shitty basketball player! You're a shittier artist! 281 00:10:40,879 --> 00:10:42,039 You're a fuckin' bum! 282 00:10:43,679 --> 00:10:45,200 You don't even have a fuckin' album anyway! 283 00:10:49,279 --> 00:10:50,480 Good game. 284 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,279 Oh... why don't you stay? 285 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:03,759 -I can't. I got to wake up early. -Okay, fine. 286 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:06,200 I got to do this, like, Jewish mar vista thing tomorrow. 287 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:08,360 A bar mitzvah? 288 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:10,879 I think it's like a quinceanera for the Jews. 289 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:13,080 But you know I ain't really into all that religious shit 290 00:11:13,159 --> 00:11:15,159 like that, but... I'm into you. 291 00:11:15,679 --> 00:11:18,000 -Then stay. -I can't, man. I gotta wiggle. 292 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:19,879 -Okay. -All right, shorty. 293 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:21,440 -Be safe. -All right. 294 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:31,679 You got to be kidding me. 295 00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:34,000 Where the fuck my car go? 296 00:11:36,159 --> 00:11:37,639 NO PARKING 297 00:11:40,279 --> 00:11:41,200 Fuck. 298 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,159 Paloma? 299 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:47,759 Man, what is her last name? 300 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:50,080 Damn. Fuck. 301 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:54,519 Fuck, dawg. 302 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:56,759 This shit is crazy, dude. 303 00:12:10,279 --> 00:12:11,200 Yo. 304 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:13,519 Hey, y'all sell iPhone chargers? 305 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:18,080 iPhone chargers. Do y'all sell iPhone chargers? 306 00:12:19,559 --> 00:12:20,759 Right there in the back. 307 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:24,240 Nah, the other one. The white one. 308 00:12:24,919 --> 00:12:25,919 Yeah. 309 00:12:26,799 --> 00:12:27,799 Ten dollar. 310 00:12:37,279 --> 00:12:38,799 Hey, you think you could charge it up for me, though? 311 00:12:40,879 --> 00:12:41,840 No. 312 00:12:42,759 --> 00:12:44,679 -For real? -No. 313 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:46,919 Man... 314 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:50,399 Hey, what's up, O.G.? 315 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:52,200 You mind if I get back there and see if there's an outlet? 316 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:54,759 I got a couple dollars for you, man. 317 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:55,840 I ain't trying to make you uncomfortable. 318 00:12:55,919 --> 00:12:57,200 I just need to charge my phone. 319 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:00,919 No! No touch! 320 00:13:01,799 --> 00:13:03,360 -Are you serious? -No! 321 00:13:03,679 --> 00:13:05,200 I'm just trying to charge my phone, bro. 322 00:13:05,279 --> 00:13:06,320 Go away, man! 323 00:13:08,759 --> 00:13:09,960 Hey, sir, my phone's dead, man. 324 00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:11,799 -You mind if I use your car charger? -Sorry. 325 00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:29,840 Why the fuck this shit got to happen to me? 326 00:13:53,279 --> 00:13:55,720 Hey. Can I use a wall outlet to charge my phone? 327 00:13:56,759 --> 00:13:59,600 -We're not open. -I need some help. It's late out here. 328 00:13:59,679 --> 00:14:01,600 -Sorry, man. -Man, come... 329 00:15:12,559 --> 00:15:13,840 Oh, fuck. 330 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:27,080 Hello? 331 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,440 Hey, my name is Davionte Ganter. 332 00:15:30,279 --> 00:15:31,440 My car just got towed. 333 00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:34,519 It's a gold 2004 Chevy Impala. 334 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:38,159 Okay. 3241 Mill Street. 335 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:40,200 All right. Thank you. 336 00:15:42,279 --> 00:15:44,919 3241 Mill Street. 3241 Mill Street. 337 00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:53,200 Thank you. 338 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:05,200 Fuck, man. 339 00:16:08,519 --> 00:16:09,480 Yo! 340 00:16:17,159 --> 00:16:20,120 WEST ADAMS TOW HOURS OF OPERATION 7AM-5PM 341 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:53,240 How long do I have to do this shit? 342 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:55,159 Contractually, you got to talk to him for 20 minutes. 343 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,159 -I'll give him 25, 'cause I like this. -Attaboy. 344 00:16:58,399 --> 00:17:00,360 I might as well just get it over with, then. 345 00:17:01,559 --> 00:17:03,039 -All right, well... -What is that? What was that? 346 00:17:03,759 --> 00:17:05,160 -What? -Be the bigger man. 347 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:07,279 No. He's-he's wrong, and I'm not... No way. 348 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:09,400 All right, guys, uh, 349 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:12,640 you mind if I join this group of Jewish boys? 350 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:14,839 Or I suppose there's multiracial things happening. 351 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:16,680 -But can I hang out with you? -Yeah. 352 00:17:18,319 --> 00:17:19,920 Which one of you guys has the biggest cock? 353 00:17:22,039 --> 00:17:23,680 All right, let's go, let's hang out. 354 00:17:32,039 --> 00:17:33,559 My boy Darren is such an athlete. 355 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:36,039 I've broken up four or five fights on the T-ball field, 356 00:17:36,119 --> 00:17:37,599 -'cause he just gets so into it. -Really? 357 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:39,400 He-he charges the mound almost every game. 358 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:41,000 -In T-ball? -A hundred percent. 359 00:17:41,079 --> 00:17:42,319 -Wow. -And is he running through first? 360 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:43,720 I always tell him, "Run through, turn right. 361 00:17:43,799 --> 00:17:45,440 You turn left, you're live." 362 00:17:45,519 --> 00:17:47,480 So he's gotten in a couple of scraps, and... 363 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:49,839 and that's something that I need to work on, to be honest. 364 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:51,440 You know, it's got to be a love in there. 365 00:17:51,519 --> 00:17:53,319 It can't just be all aggro. 366 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,880 You got to love the kid. You know? 367 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:57,240 -Lechayim. Yeah. -Lechayim. 368 00:17:57,319 --> 00:17:59,640 Look at me. My life on paper couldn't be better. 369 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:00,880 I'm actually a rapper. 370 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:02,519 I go around the country and I get sucked. 371 00:18:02,599 --> 00:18:05,680 And still-- even still-- my life pales in comparison 372 00:18:05,759 --> 00:18:07,359 to the lives you're living right now. 373 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:09,880 It's so much more fun to be a kid than any other time in life. 374 00:18:10,279 --> 00:18:12,079 -Have you met Lil Nas X? -No. 375 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:15,359 -Uh, you ever pass each other out? -What's that? 376 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,640 That's where you put your hands on the one person's neck 377 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:19,920 until you lose oxygen, you black out and faint. 378 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:24,160 No? I used to do it with my deejay all the time. It was amazing. 379 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:25,279 -Elz, right? -Yeah. 380 00:18:25,359 --> 00:18:27,440 I know your whole crew. You guys are savages. 381 00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:30,319 Thank you. Yeah, we, uh, we grew up together. 382 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,039 We would always, honestly, compete 383 00:18:32,119 --> 00:18:33,680 over who could do the craziest shit. 384 00:18:33,759 --> 00:18:36,319 Speaking of shit, have you ever shit on each other's shit? 385 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,759 Laxatives. Eat the laxatives. Come in. 386 00:18:39,279 --> 00:18:41,039 Gut full of laxatives. Shit. 387 00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:43,680 Next guy comes in ready to pop. Polaroid camera. Picture. 388 00:18:44,559 --> 00:18:46,079 Post it all over the lockers at school. 389 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:48,079 We'd get canceled if we did that. 390 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:49,720 Oh, my God, are you kidding? 391 00:18:49,799 --> 00:18:51,720 -You guys worry about cancel culture? -You have to. 392 00:18:52,039 --> 00:18:53,359 You have the perfect alibi. 393 00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:54,960 You're young. You don't know any better. 394 00:18:55,039 --> 00:18:56,640 Your brains aren't even fully formed. 395 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,920 Like, the grooves in your skull aren't even, like, creased. 396 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:02,400 Tell me, what's your, uh, wife do? 397 00:19:03,319 --> 00:19:06,440 -Other than break my wallet? -I know that feeling. 398 00:19:06,519 --> 00:19:09,160 I know you do. I saw. This is unbelievable. 399 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:11,559 -This is remarkable, this home. -Yeah. 400 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:13,480 Uh, she's a bleeding-heart liberal, to the max. 401 00:19:13,559 --> 00:19:15,079 We are. I'm as far left as it goes. 402 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:16,599 I'm so far left I might come back around. 403 00:19:17,319 --> 00:19:19,279 Uh, she, uh, the company is called Climace. 404 00:19:19,599 --> 00:19:20,799 -Climace. -Have you never heard of it? 405 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:22,039 -No. -They... 406 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,759 What they do is, they combat climate change 407 00:19:23,839 --> 00:19:26,160 and racism at the same time, simultaneously. 408 00:19:26,519 --> 00:19:27,720 -Really? -It's such a great organization, 409 00:19:27,799 --> 00:19:30,839 but the name is bad, you know. We're big BLM'ers. 410 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,279 Are you into... are you BLM? 411 00:19:32,359 --> 00:19:34,000 -Well, of course. Yeah. -Of cour... Yes. 412 00:19:34,079 --> 00:19:35,640 The whole time, I thought there would only be 413 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,319 the small, faint amount, and then you're done. 414 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:38,400 'Cause there's nothing else there. 415 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:40,680 I couldn't imagine that you'd do another one, and there'd be... 416 00:19:40,759 --> 00:19:42,720 I-I was mind-blown. I thought, I didn't realize 417 00:19:42,799 --> 00:19:44,319 you're supposed to wipe until there's literally nothing there. 418 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,720 'Cause I thought, if it's that faint, there can't possibly be more. 419 00:19:47,279 --> 00:19:49,119 I mean, back when I was your age, the first time 420 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,200 I ever jerked off, I used my own thoughts. 421 00:19:51,599 --> 00:19:53,039 I mean, if I tried to do that now, 422 00:19:53,119 --> 00:19:56,000 the women would turn to sand and blow away in the wind. 423 00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:58,480 -Why? -'Cause we're overly stimulated now. 424 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:01,319 Isn't it crazy that "boner" is the best option we have 425 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,319 to, like, refer to a hard penis? 426 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:06,880 "Hard-on"? Like, anyone is... you're white trash if you say "hard-on." 427 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,079 You know? And I mean no disrespect 428 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,000 to any of you guys who might be white trash. 429 00:20:14,799 --> 00:20:16,119 No, he told me on his own. 430 00:20:22,319 --> 00:20:24,279 No, it was really just a test to see how he'd react. 431 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,359 I don't even need the credit. 432 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:29,079 I don't know if it's worth it anymore. 433 00:20:29,839 --> 00:20:31,000 nIf it makes you feel any better, 434 00:20:31,079 --> 00:20:33,640 I feel the exact same way now as I did when I was your age. 435 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:36,480 Like, mentally, in terms of, like, the voices narrating my thoughts-- 436 00:20:36,559 --> 00:20:38,279 it's a 13-year-old boy's voice, still. 437 00:20:38,359 --> 00:20:40,400 My Torah passage makes it such a big deal, 438 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:41,920 you know, becoming a man. 439 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,880 Ugh. Come on, Torah-schmorah. You really believe that horseshit? 440 00:20:45,279 --> 00:20:47,319 God made a man out of a woman's rib? 441 00:20:47,799 --> 00:20:49,359 What is it, a five-inch man? 442 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:50,799 You know, all that you really need to realize, 443 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,960 Jakey, is you're getting older, 444 00:20:53,039 --> 00:20:56,200 and so perhaps start thinking about being more mature 445 00:20:56,279 --> 00:20:57,640 here and there and more responsible. 446 00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,359 -That's all it is. -But you just said 447 00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:01,000 you're the same way you've always been. 448 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,559 Yeah, but... 449 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:07,720 ...you don't want to be like me, okay? 450 00:21:08,359 --> 00:21:09,960 - Yeah, we do. - Yeah. 451 00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:12,279 No, you don't. 452 00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:31,000 Yo. 453 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:33,680 Can we just... can we go talk for a second? 454 00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:34,759 For what? 455 00:21:34,839 --> 00:21:36,039 -I'm being serious. -About what? 456 00:21:36,119 --> 00:21:37,960 -Just come on. I'm just... -You're being so dramatic, though. 457 00:21:38,039 --> 00:21:39,400 Just come on. It's not that big of a deal. 458 00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:40,680 The longer we let this bubble up, 459 00:21:40,759 --> 00:21:42,039 the more it's gonna suck, so let's just... 460 00:21:42,119 --> 00:21:43,880 "Bubble up"? Why you acting like such a bitch, bro? 461 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,559 Why is it such a dick-swinging contest? 462 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:47,680 A dick-swinging contest? Dude, nothing is dick-swinging. 463 00:21:47,759 --> 00:21:48,920 Just grow the fuck up and stop acting like a bitch. 464 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,640 -Me grow up? You grow up. -I've never even... 465 00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:03,559 Bro. 466 00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:05,720 I don't know. 467 00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:09,319 -Dude. -I don't... I'm trying to... 468 00:22:10,319 --> 00:22:11,480 I'm trying to find the words, too, but... 469 00:22:11,559 --> 00:22:13,960 I'm trying to think about what it was that they were... I can't even... 470 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:16,720 I mean, should we say anything to these people, 471 00:22:16,799 --> 00:22:19,119 or is this, like, textbook boyhood experimentation, right? 472 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:20,279 -Like... -Not my job, bro. 473 00:22:20,359 --> 00:22:21,880 I just think about the stuff we used to do, 474 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:23,920 -like, with the marker and, like, the... -Okay, enough. 475 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,240 But that doesn't matter to me, because... 476 00:22:25,839 --> 00:22:27,200 - Dad! - Can I have a word with you guys? 477 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:30,319 Yeah. Sure. 478 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:31,440 Any idea what this is? 479 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,519 Why would you post that on TikTok? 480 00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:37,759 Are you out of your mind, Jakey? I'm so... I mean... 481 00:22:37,839 --> 00:22:38,920 -So you do know. -Dad! 482 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,759 I had to get this sent to me by another parent. 483 00:22:40,839 --> 00:22:41,920 -Dad! -I'm sorry. 484 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,279 -That's got nothing to do with us. -We didn't do anything about that. 485 00:22:44,359 --> 00:22:45,400 -We just happened to walk... -We walked in... 486 00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:48,279 No, no. Jakey told me that you said 487 00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,640 that because his brain isn't fully formed, 488 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:52,160 that he can do whatever he wants? 489 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:54,880 So out of context. Like, there was a whole circle of trust 490 00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:56,480 -that was... -Oh, a-and what's this 491 00:22:56,559 --> 00:22:59,200 I hear about cunnilingus on a marsupial? 492 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:02,240 Hamster's a rodent, and it's... it's a cautionary tale 493 00:23:02,319 --> 00:23:03,599 -and it's got nothing to do with what... -I don't give... 494 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:04,880 -We had nothing to do with that. -I don't... I do not care! 495 00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:06,440 -Okay. -All right? 496 00:23:06,519 --> 00:23:07,960 You should be ashamed of yourself. 497 00:23:08,039 --> 00:23:09,720 -Both of you. Get out of my house. -I mean, what-- 498 00:23:09,799 --> 00:23:11,440 how do you think he talks? What do you think happens when he...? 499 00:23:11,519 --> 00:23:12,640 What does it matter? We get paid on the back end. 500 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:13,720 He listens to Lil Dicky... 501 00:23:13,799 --> 00:23:15,599 I'm not paying you any more money, not another dollar! 502 00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:17,640 -Bro. -No. You just lea... 503 00:23:18,079 --> 00:23:20,000 -What do you mean? -But you need to leave right now. 504 00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:21,599 When you have a contract with somebody, 505 00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:22,960 you just have to pay them the money that they're owed. 506 00:23:23,039 --> 00:23:24,519 Hey, you want to control your posse? Huh? 507 00:23:24,599 --> 00:23:26,240 -Oh, my God. -Posse? Get a grip. 508 00:23:26,319 --> 00:23:28,000 It's a very racially charged word, "posse," okay? 509 00:23:28,079 --> 00:23:29,200 Why don't you think about the things you say? 510 00:23:29,279 --> 00:23:30,680 -Racially charged? -He's my fucking friend, okay? 511 00:23:30,759 --> 00:23:31,839 -Hey, hey, hey. -You booked Lil Dicky. 512 00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:32,960 -I don't know what you expect. -I can't believe 513 00:23:33,039 --> 00:23:34,759 that you let Darren hang around with these perverts! 514 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,160 -Who the fuck is Darren? -No, get the hell out right now! 515 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:38,799 This is a chain reaction that you started. 516 00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:40,799 Leave right now! I didn't start anything! You guys started it! 517 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:42,119 Fine, all right. I'm sorry, Jakey. 518 00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:43,599 Get out of my house now! Now they're leaving! 519 00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,759 Your fault! You're the worst dad ever! 520 00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:48,599 You just suck it up, okay? Don't have a fit! 521 00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:49,799 It's his bar mitzvah. 522 00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:00,920 I can't believe that kid posted that on TikTok. 523 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,359 I was thinking the same thing. I can't believe 524 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:04,160 that we got kicked out of another fucking bar mitzvah. 525 00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:05,240 What the fuck is going on? 526 00:24:05,319 --> 00:24:06,480 We should've just called in a bomb threat. 527 00:24:06,559 --> 00:24:09,319 -We were such assholes back then. -You were the bigger asshole 528 00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:11,720 -when we were kids, for the record. -I was the bigger asshole? 529 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:15,200 We were both pretty bad. 530 00:24:16,599 --> 00:24:17,559 Yeah. 531 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:19,200 What are you doing? 532 00:24:20,279 --> 00:24:21,599 Being a bigger asshole. 533 00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:24,640 - Oh... my God. - Go! 534 00:24:25,039 --> 00:24:26,759 -Go, fucking go! -Get out! Get out! Go! 535 00:24:26,839 --> 00:24:28,519 -Come on, it's time! -Come on, piggy boy! 536 00:24:28,599 --> 00:24:30,359 -We're free! We're free! -Come on! Come on! 537 00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:32,880 Save your soul. Save your soul, llama. 538 00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:34,599 Come on, Pig Newton. It's time to go, Pig Newton. 539 00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:38,519 Go! Go! Yes, yes, yes! 540 00:24:39,039 --> 00:24:40,400 Go, go, go. Go, go, go. Where'd you park? 541 00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:41,920 Uh, this way. 542 00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:57,920 What the fuck? 543 00:24:59,319 --> 00:25:00,400 That's crazy. 544 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:13,519 No, d-don't leave. 545 00:25:15,559 --> 00:25:16,759 Gata! Gata! Gata! 546 00:25:17,599 --> 00:25:19,319 I-It's my bar mitzvah, 547 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:22,839 and my dad just kicked out LD, a-and now everyone's leaving. 548 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,480 What you mean LD got kicked out? 549 00:25:24,559 --> 00:25:26,920 I-I know all your songs. You guys are my favorites. 550 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,799 Just please help. Please. 551 00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:32,480 I got you, bro. I'm gonna hook you up, man. 552 00:25:32,559 --> 00:25:33,599 Okay. 553 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:35,640 This for you, man. You say it's your bar mitzvah? 554 00:25:36,039 --> 00:25:37,279 -Yes. -I got you, bro. 555 00:25:37,359 --> 00:25:39,519 -Let's go. Okay. -Come on, man. 556 00:25:39,599 --> 00:25:40,720 -Yeah. -You ready? 557 00:25:40,799 --> 00:25:41,880 -Yeah. -Shorty wanna 558 00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:43,359 Check, check, check, check 559 00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:44,880 'Cause I got my-- shorty wanna check 560 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:47,480 Check, check, check 'Cause I got my 561 00:25:47,559 --> 00:25:49,880 Shorty wanna check, check, check, check 562 00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:52,400 -'Cause I got my-- shorty wanna... -Guys, come on! Gata! Gata! 563 00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:55,000 Check, check, man, you need to check up 564 00:25:55,079 --> 00:25:56,640 Real paper in my Paper Denims 565 00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,400 Real nigga gonna pay for dinner 566 00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:00,079 Oh, I'm braggin', I'm sorry 567 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:01,880 What I love, calamari 568 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,519 The good life ain't new to me 569 00:26:03,599 --> 00:26:05,200 Tell me what you're gonna do for me 570 00:26:05,279 --> 00:26:07,000 I'm with two hos, that's two for three 571 00:26:07,079 --> 00:26:08,640 Really pimpin' like, really? 572 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:10,079 Hold up, baby, I'm boomin' 573 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:12,000 Cameras on me, they zoomin' 574 00:26:12,079 --> 00:26:13,720 I pray to God I don't lose it 575 00:26:13,799 --> 00:26:15,200 Spike Lee make a movie 576 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:16,839 About everything I'm doin' 577 00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:18,680 These Benjamins I'm pursuin' 578 00:26:19,079 --> 00:26:20,720 I'm after Jacksons, I'm the captain 579 00:26:20,799 --> 00:26:22,440 At the dinner table with some black napkins 580 00:26:22,519 --> 00:26:24,519 Check, check, check, check 581 00:26:24,599 --> 00:26:25,839 'Cause I got my checkup 582 00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:27,559 Shorty wanna check, check, check, check 583 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:29,119 'Cause I got my checkup 584 00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:31,039 Shorty wanna check, check, check, check 585 00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:32,759 -'Cause I got my checkup -Shorty wanna 586 00:26:32,839 --> 00:26:34,559 Check, check, check, check 587 00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:36,039 Man, you need to check up 588 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:51,680 All hundos, just for fun, though 589 00:26:51,759 --> 00:26:53,440 Swordfish, that's for lunch, though 590 00:26:53,519 --> 00:26:55,119 Room service, my breakfast 591 00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:56,720 24-7 I'm flexin' 592 00:26:56,799 --> 00:26:58,640 -Jackboys wanna jack the boy -Nope 593 00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:00,200 'Cause they know I'm 'bout my stacks, boy 594 00:27:00,279 --> 00:27:01,960 Money preachin' like Pastor Troy 595 00:27:02,039 --> 00:27:03,680 I'm the man, girl, ask your boy 596 00:27:03,759 --> 00:27:05,519 Check, check, check, check 597 00:27:05,599 --> 00:27:07,200 -'Cause I got my checkup -Shorty wanna 598 00:27:07,279 --> 00:27:08,880 Check, check, check, check 599 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,559 -'Cause I got my checkup -Shorty wanna 600 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:12,240 Check, check, check, check 601 00:27:12,319 --> 00:27:13,960 -'Cause I got my checkup -Shorty wanna 602 00:27:14,039 --> 00:27:15,720 Check, check, check, check 603 00:27:15,799 --> 00:27:17,160 Man, you need to check up. 46796

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