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There's just so many
different options.
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Of course, bro.
And you deserve it all.
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What kind of shampoo do you use?
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Not none of this.
My shit is natural, bro.
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Like, my cousin make
my shit from scratch.
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Are you saying black people don't buy
products from stores like this?
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I'm not saying that at all, bro.
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But what I'm saying is,
there's way too many chemicals
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on these shelves
for my natural dreadlocks.
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But you look like
a Head & Shoulders type of dude.
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Like, uh... 'cause dandruff?
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I have visible dandruff?
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Hey. Y'all need something unlocked?
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Uh, no, actually.
I'm just wondering about
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this three-in-one
body wash-shampoo-conditioner.
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I don't really see a world
where a single product
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can do all three
of those tasks at once.
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You should only hit the button
if you need something unlocked.
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Really?
It says "Push button for help."
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-Just help.
-Y'all got Wi-Fi here, bro?
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-Nah.
-No Wi-Fi?
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Maybe a body wash
could work as a shampoo,
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but there's no way that a body wash
can somehow turn into a conditioner.
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Like, one item can't be
something that it's not.
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A nail can't be, like, a shoe.
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You crazy, bro. I used to wash my hair
with a bar of soap like a barbarian.
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Got my shit straight,
like, real clean.
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-Soap on the head?
-Come on, bro. A bar of soap.
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Smaller than a Tic Tac, bro.
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-That shit was clean, bro.
-Okay.
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I'll be at the counter. if you need me,
you know how to get me.
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-Thanks a lot for the help, Jesús.
-It's Jesus.
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Hey.
I found the perfect acne regime.
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We're not getting out of that tub until
we totally rid your back of the bacne.
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-Tonight, we scrub.
-Hold on.
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-Y'all take baths together?
-Yeah.
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When I carve out the time
from work. It is hard.
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-But it is my favorite part of the week.
-Mine, too.
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Yeah. It's a great time.
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Oh, I got to go get me something
to drink. That's too much.
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-Where is he going?
-He's going to get something to drink.
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-Yeah, I want to get a razor.
-Yes?
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Listen, man...
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You need me and I need you.
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Almost there.
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No, stop, you are killing me. Ugh.
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Why? Because I am not
biodegradable
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and contribute to landfill?
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Yes. Don't flush so much,
don't flush so much,
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don't flush so much,
don't flush so much!
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Too early.
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Save the Earth.
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I'm so happy you came.
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Thank you for having me,
Muhammad Ali.
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They were so good, right?
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-Uh, yeah.
-Dave.
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No, like, I just have no context here.
I've never seen anything like that.
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I don't know what
a rival school would've done
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with the same platform, and...
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Um, but I loved
your directorial style.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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I love how you loose you keep it,
and how you let them just...
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-Loose?
-I'm saying I enjoyed it. It was fun.
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Dave, what are you talking about?
Can you be normal for two...
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Hey. Sorry to interrupt.
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Um, so just heard that
we're closing in on Friday
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for John Levan's memorial.
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That's the kid that died?
Yeah. Very terrible.
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The cops have no leads at all?
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He wasn't murdered, Dave.
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I'm just saying, it's...
they haven't solved it, so...
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-They don't...
-So, hey, this is weird,
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but John was a big Lil Dicky fan.
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That's awesome. Or... Yeah.
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Yeah, so, his parents are here,
and they asked to meet you.
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Oh, okay.
All right. What do I say?
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Just say hi. It's not a big deal.
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-Right?
-Okay. Yeah, no. No big deal.
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I mean, you should
acknowledge their loss.
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Without saying,
"Sorry for your loss,"
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'cause I'm sure they're, like,
totally sick of hearing that.
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Maybe just don't
talk about it at all.
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But let them know that you know
by being somber?
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But nice.
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Okay. I'm just...
That's so much to think about.
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I'm just gonna say hi and, like,
let them steer the conversation.
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Okay. Godspeed.
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Hi.
Dave. Nice to meet you.
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-Craig.
-Pam. Nice to meet you.
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-How are you?
-Oh, and this is Zack.
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Hey, Zack. Is this
Daniel Day-Lewis right here?
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How you doing, kid?
You were great.
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-All right, see you later, bud.
-We're gonna save you, Earth.
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Wow. He was good.
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-So...
-Thank you.
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...John just loved you.
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Oh, thank you so much, or thank him.
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I mean, really, you were
one of his favorite rappers.
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Yeah. He loved guys like you
and Macklemore and...
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You know, all those kinds of guys.
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Yeah. Macklemore.
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You know, we weren't gonna ask,
but we would just love it
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if you would perform a song
about John at his memorial.
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Oh. Uh, sure.
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-Thank you, Dave.
-Oh, that'd be amazing.
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Oh, my gosh. Come here.
That would mean the world to us.
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-Yeah.
-Thank you.
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And you said about John.
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Okay, a song about...
'cause I don't... you know,
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I've never met him.
I don't know much about him.
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If you just give me your e-mail,
I can shoot over some thoughts.
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-Yes.
-Like, factoids about...
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-Yeah, that would help. Okay.
-Exactly.
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Uh, it's DonCheadlesDriveway
@lildicky2.com.
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I know it's complex.
I do it 'cause hackers.
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And I hate to break this to you,
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but I've actually never
performed live before, so...
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-No, we don't care.
-No, we don't...
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-That's even probably better.
-Yeah.
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And you guys have
seen my stuff, right?
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Because, like, it's pretty racy
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and, like, has this comedic tone
to it that I think
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could be pretty ill-fitting for...
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Do what you do, sweetheart.
Make it funny and heartfelt.
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-Okay.
-And cool.
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-Yeah.
-Sure.
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I am a professional. I do have
a slow process typically,
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but I will try
to turn something around.
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-Let's get, uh... Come on.
-Yeah.
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-Okay. Yeah.
-Thank you. Oh, thank you so much.
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DAVE: It's just not my vision
for my first performance ever.
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Okay, well, maybe, then,
it's just the kick in the butt
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you need to get it over with.
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I haven't needed a kick in the butt.
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I've been being very strategic
about when to perform live.
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And, like, the moment.
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Okay, well, at least
it's a good deed,
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and good things come
to people who do good deeds.
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-Yo.
-Oh, my God.
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-Don't sneak up on me like that.
-Sorry, Emma.
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I have to catch you up
on what just happened to me
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at Ally's little play thing, okay?
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I'm now being forced to perform
for the first time
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at a dead kid's funeral.
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I like the sound of all of this.
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Okay, he went to my school
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and was apparently
a really big fan of Dave's.
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And I appreciate that,
and I totally understand
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that a kid is dead. I get that.
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But the nature in which
his parents asked
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just lacked
all social awareness, you know?
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They're not even like,
"What are you doing?
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Are you free this weekend?"
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If human beings
don't have manners,
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we're, like, wild animals.
You know what I mean? Like...
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Then what separates man from geese?
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Yeah, I feel like they probably
had a lot on their plate.
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This just sucks. I don't know
how else to say it. This sucks.
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I think one of the reasons
I'm so riled up is, 'cause,
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like, I'm just so sick of being
compared to Macklemore
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-at every moment, and that's...
-Dave, people love Macklemore.
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Emma, am I anything like Macklemore?
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-Never met him.
-Well, I'm nothing like him.
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-Couldn't be less like him.
-Couldn't...
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You're a snowflake,
and I'm gonna take a shower.
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"Spotify related artists: Lil Dicky,
Macklemore..."
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-"Lonely Island, G-Eazy..."
-I know. I know.
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I've seen it. I've-I see it
every day a hundred times.
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I've written so many e-mails about it.
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It's the most annoying...
It's unprofessional.
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I should be categorized with,
like, Young Thug and Kanye.
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Your rap name is literally
a small penis joke.
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It's actually a super intellectual
commentary on hypermasculinity.
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-Your first single was "My Dick Sucks."
-First off, it was very successful.
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Second off, it had to be overt
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'cause it's my first content
that I'm putting out.
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I had to be very kind of
on the nose with it.
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Oh, I hope you don't
mistake my questions
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for me actually caring.
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Well, that was rude.
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All right, slug, I'm going to bed.
Good night.
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No. No, like...
it's, like, too urban.
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Too urban? What are you, a politician
describing black people? Fuck you.
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-Please keep going.
-So... Okay.
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This is interesting 'cause it's sad,
but it's like, I think, is it too sad?
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-I thought the goal was sad here.
-Here's what I don't want:
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I don't want people up there sobbing;
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I don't want people, like,
cackling laughing;
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but I want people, like,
looking, kind of smiling,
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with, like, that tinge of sadness,
and a drizzle of, like, uplifting,
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but then, at the same time,
like, everybody's fucking.
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It also needs to be funny, because
it's my first public-facing thing
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as Lil Dicky, and I need to,
like, have it be
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totally on-brand and...
it's quite a challenge,
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I'm not saying it's not a challenge, but
that's why me and you are me and you.
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Keep going.
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Oh, I didn't know you made music
for insects, man.
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Fuck you.
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Hold on, wait. Go back to the one
you just played one ago, please.
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I know you like a beat when your mouth
stays open for that long...
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Dude, this is perfect.
This is, like, ideal.
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It's ideal if he got hit
by a fucking party bus,
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but I don't think he did, so...
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Yeah, but listen, 'cause
it's obviously, like, turnt,
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but like if... there,
that emotional... there's that,
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like, that piano thing is like, so sad,
but, uh, like, uplifting.
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This is the one.
I love this one.
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Beam me up, Scotty, I'm going in there,
and I'm gonna make dreams come true.
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-Please don't kick the chairs.
-I didn't kick it.
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You have chairs
in the middle of a room.
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You need to wear glasses
like you used to.
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-You were a lot cuter then.
-Turn the mic on.
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What?!
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Or... This... Or lighters in the sky?
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No lighters, brother.
Ten-year-old kids.
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-Good point.
-At a funeral.
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This is the worst I've ever
heard in my fucking life.
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How do I make this,
how do I make this song, John?
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Excellent. Gata's here.
Perfect timing.
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Bro, why do you always
invite this man?
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He's incredibly inspiring,
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and makes me feel like
my truest rapper self.
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-Why is that?
-'Cause he's, like, cool.
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-Just cool?
-Yeah. What do you... Yeah. Very cool,
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-and, like, he's... it's, like, he's...
-Black?
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-He's, like, black, maybe?
-You're black.
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And you don't do nearly what Gata
does for me in this regard.
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-How do I make you feel, then?
-Like a burden or a nuisance.
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Fine, we're getting food
without you, then.
230
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His dad sent me an e-mail,
but the format's so weird,
231
00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:11,159
I tried to pull it off of
my phone, I can't even read it.
232
00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:13,159
Well, you know
cell phones is man-made, bro.
233
00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,240
Come on, stop tripping,
and this cheesesteak,
234
00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:16,879
this cheesesteak about to be bomb.
235
00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:20,000
I hope so. I'm from Philly.
Better have the right bread in here.
236
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:22,600
-Hey, let me get a hot dog.
-A hot dog?
237
00:11:22,679 --> 00:11:27,879
Yeah. Wait. Aren't you Lil Dicky?
Oh, come on, man.
238
00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:30,360
-I just got put on to you.
-Great, welcome.
239
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,320
I saw what you did on YG's Instagram.
240
00:11:32,399 --> 00:11:34,440
-Bro, you snapped.
-Fire.
241
00:11:34,519 --> 00:11:36,759
-I mean, straight fire.
-Yes!
242
00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:38,679
Yo, I didn't know you had
bars like that, bro.
243
00:11:38,759 --> 00:11:42,159
-Yeah.
-Like, you like... a real rapper.
244
00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:44,879
Yeah.
245
00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:47,559
GATA: I know it's not
no Philly, but, hey.
246
00:11:47,639 --> 00:11:50,039
What does he mean when he says,
"You're like a real rapper"?
247
00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:51,679
Like, that's so insulting.
248
00:11:51,759 --> 00:11:54,480
You think he'd ever tell Offset
that he's like a real rapper?
249
00:11:54,559 --> 00:11:56,399
That nigga heart
would've dropped if Offset
250
00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:58,480
walked in here bezeled out,
like with an AP on and shit.
251
00:11:58,559 --> 00:12:01,840
How am I supposed to rap
at this kid's funeral?
252
00:12:01,919 --> 00:12:05,840
-Do you believe in God, bro?
-I don't know.
253
00:12:05,919 --> 00:12:08,480
You know, all I believe in
is that no one knows anything.
254
00:12:08,559 --> 00:12:09,960
Like, I believe in sheer ignorance.
255
00:12:10,039 --> 00:12:12,320
Anybody that claims
to know something,
256
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:15,240
it's, like, how could you?
You know, we're so clueless.
257
00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:16,799
Of course you think that way,
258
00:12:16,879 --> 00:12:18,720
'cause you privileged, bro.
You never had no hardships.
259
00:12:18,799 --> 00:12:20,600
That's interesting. So you're
saying I didn't have to,
260
00:12:20,679 --> 00:12:22,240
like, lean on religion, 'cause...
261
00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:24,559
Yeah. You're not praying to your God.
262
00:12:24,639 --> 00:12:26,039
Everything you ever wanted
just, just right there
263
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,879
fell into your lap, bro.
264
00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:29,639
This is all... I mean,
this whole, it's all so weird.
265
00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:31,799
Look around, like, what,
like what, is this even real?
266
00:12:31,879 --> 00:12:35,279
-Like, like... do you...
-Whoo... what you 'bout to do?
267
00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:37,080
I was about to touch your face,
but maybe I shouldn't have?
268
00:12:37,159 --> 00:12:40,679
Have some faith, LD.
Whoever made this planet
269
00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:42,279
is doing a great job to me, brah.
270
00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:44,559
I don't know if it's God, Allah...
271
00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:48,080
Allah Akbar, who's, who's Akbar?
Is that God's last name in Muslim?
272
00:12:48,159 --> 00:12:52,360
I have no idea, but
"salaka salaam," my friend.
273
00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:54,799
Thank you.
274
00:12:54,879 --> 00:12:57,039
Bro, you gotta tear niggas' heads off
on the mic, period.
275
00:13:27,639 --> 00:13:29,559
So that's like the hook.
276
00:13:30,919 --> 00:13:32,399
I think I would end it...
277
00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:42,279
And that's how
I intend on doing it.
278
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:48,639
So, that's it, you know.
279
00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:50,759
What did you think?
Did you like it?
280
00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:52,639
Just...
281
00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:54,440
- It's...
- Yeah, I did.
282
00:13:54,519 --> 00:13:56,519
You actually thought
it was the perfect thing
283
00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:59,600
for this event or you loved it
because you're looking forward
284
00:13:59,679 --> 00:14:01,879
to me humiliating myself?
285
00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:04,759
-That I'm unsure of.
-Was it funny?
286
00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:06,279
BOTH:
Yes.
287
00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:09,279
-Yeah!
-Is it too funny?
288
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:12,360
-It's hard... to say.
-No.
289
00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:14,960
I wish I had, like,
more of an understanding
290
00:14:15,039 --> 00:14:16,720
of, like, the space and, like,
the logistics of the event, like,
291
00:14:16,799 --> 00:14:18,399
where is the body,
292
00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:20,799
like, how is this even,
like, from a layout perspective?
293
00:14:20,879 --> 00:14:22,960
The body won't be there.
294
00:14:23,039 --> 00:14:25,639
Then what the hell
are we even doing this for?
295
00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:28,679
Is this the final... product
that we're seeing, or...?
296
00:14:28,759 --> 00:14:31,440
Yes, it's the final product.
I'm doing it in, like, six hours.
297
00:14:31,519 --> 00:14:33,159
-What do you...
-Okay, okay, I'm sorry.
298
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:34,799
Like, imagine, like,
your whole life,
299
00:14:34,879 --> 00:14:36,600
you have this vision of,
like, exactly how your dreams
300
00:14:36,679 --> 00:14:38,799
are gonna come true and it's
just, like, poof, extinguished.
301
00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:42,240
You've been waiting your whole life
to do that rap?
302
00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:45,000
No. To do an alternative to that.
303
00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:46,759
Oh.
304
00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:49,679
-Should I make it longer?
-BOTH: No.
305
00:14:49,759 --> 00:14:52,799
MIKE: This one's like bacne Pangea.
It's remarkable.
306
00:14:52,879 --> 00:14:56,039
-Okay, how's that water?
-It's pretty good. Doctor.
307
00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:57,639
Good, it's gonna activate
the medicine here.
308
00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:59,960
I got to tell you, man,
this chemical balance
309
00:15:00,039 --> 00:15:02,559
is just not working out for me.
I have to change up this formula,
310
00:15:02,639 --> 00:15:04,799
because that 14%
didn't work from last month.
311
00:15:04,879 --> 00:15:07,600
-I don't know why you write this down.
-Well, because it matters to me.
312
00:15:07,679 --> 00:15:10,279
I'm trying to clear up this back, okay?
'Cause you're my baby boy.
313
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:14,919
-Progress would be so helpful.
-Have you been eating cheese?
314
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,519
-Yeah.
-David.
315
00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,879
I've said it to you a million times,
I'm made of Parmigiano
316
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,120
-BOTH: John Leguizamo Reggiano.
-Yeah, I know, I know,
317
00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,679
but you cannot do that. You're
gonna set our progress back.
318
00:15:23,759 --> 00:15:26,840
-Hey, Dave.
-Yeah?
319
00:15:26,919 --> 00:15:29,600
Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa.
320
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:32,679
You ever had a night
like this, like this? Whoa.
321
00:15:32,759 --> 00:15:35,679
Wow, that's a lot of seats
out here, man. Wow.
322
00:15:35,759 --> 00:15:38,840
Yo, what do you think of this jacket?
It's my stage jacket.
323
00:15:38,919 --> 00:15:42,720
-That shit is garbage.
-Really?
324
00:15:42,799 --> 00:15:45,159
Yeah, bro.
That should be in the trash can.
325
00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:47,480
Put it somewhere safe.
326
00:15:49,919 --> 00:15:51,360
You having fun?
327
00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:57,120
Who's having, uh...
328
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,600
Who's with me?
329
00:15:59,679 --> 00:16:04,080
You look so good. Hi.
330
00:16:04,159 --> 00:16:07,399
-I'm so stressed.
-I know.
331
00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:09,759
But you're gonna be so good.
332
00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:11,639
-You reckon?
-I reckon.
333
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,639
Hey, let's start talking
about movements.
334
00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:18,320
-Right?
-Yeah.
335
00:16:18,399 --> 00:16:20,720
So you'll stand right there
and I'll move to the car,
336
00:16:20,799 --> 00:16:22,200
move the car to the house,
move into...
337
00:16:22,279 --> 00:16:24,799
No, I'm serious.
Like, if you see me going like this...
338
00:16:24,879 --> 00:16:26,480
-Get the fuck out of here.
-No, you...
339
00:16:26,559 --> 00:16:28,519
You have to...
Yeah, with me or I look corny.
340
00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:31,320
-What you trying to do, land a plane?
-You got to do it with me, or...
341
00:16:31,399 --> 00:16:33,519
-Oh, my God.
-Yeah, so extension.
342
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:36,399
-Oh, this is weird. This is dark.
-It's not weird. Everyone does this.
343
00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:39,279
-Feel like I'm at a Zumba class.
-And if you see me bouncing...
344
00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:41,759
No, no, no, no, no.
That's a cornfield. Don't do that.
345
00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:43,759
-Bounce.
-Everyone does this.
346
00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:45,919
Yeah, and when they see you do it,
they're gonna stop
347
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,759
'cause that shit is not it.
348
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,000
Well, there's only so much you
can do to get it, like, hands moving.
349
00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:52,000
-I wish I could be like, you know...
-You could also just say...
350
00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:54,120
You could also just say,
"Hands up." Like everybody else.
351
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:56,480
But then you have
to have a, like, one hand up,
352
00:16:56,559 --> 00:16:57,960
but you don't have to
rock back and forth.
353
00:16:58,039 --> 00:16:59,720
You need to bounce to the beat.
354
00:16:59,799 --> 00:17:01,360
You don't have to film everything.
Please stop.
355
00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:03,639
-Stop filming.
-What is this for?
356
00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:05,240
For your documentary.
357
00:17:05,319 --> 00:17:07,519
For your court case
when you go to jail.
358
00:17:09,559 --> 00:17:12,359
Oh, no. School's out.
359
00:17:15,519 --> 00:17:18,799
I'm at a memorial.
I don't know. I never knew the kid.
360
00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:22,079
Come on, man,
Charlie got a VIP tent.
361
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:25,640
Charlie got catering.
Charlie got Perrier. This is crazy.
362
00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:27,640
You got something to say
on my live for Charlie, bro?
363
00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:29,880
-It's John.
-Oh. Shit.
364
00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:33,519
My bad, John. Tell Pac and Big
it's all good, but...
365
00:17:33,599 --> 00:17:35,559
-Why are you both filming?
-I'm trying to get him on my thing, man.
366
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:38,160
I'm good. Why are you filming
him film? This is...
367
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:40,599
-We about to...
-Do you think people are gonna dance?
368
00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,640
I'm gonna be.
369
00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,599
Okay, so I need to go out there,
wait for my cue,
370
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:55,640
the screen will come down,
and then you put the graphic up,
371
00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:57,640
but just, like, make sure
to wait for my cue.
372
00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:59,559
Show me the graphic
real quick, actually.
373
00:18:03,839 --> 00:18:07,000
-What?
-It's not on this laptop.
374
00:18:07,079 --> 00:18:09,079
I've looked at everything.
It's not on this laptop.
375
00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:11,400
The graphic's not on that laptop?
376
00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:14,279
-The graphic is not on this laptop.
-I asked you to bring the graphic.
377
00:18:14,359 --> 00:18:16,839
Why would you not have it
on that laptop?
378
00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:18,839
-Well, bro, I...
-You had two jobs, dude.
379
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:21,000
It was to press play
and bring the graphic.
380
00:18:21,079 --> 00:18:24,359
Please don't fucking forget
to press play.
381
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:30,400
Yo, he lost his fucking mind.
382
00:18:38,319 --> 00:18:40,000
MIKE:
Yo.
383
00:18:40,079 --> 00:18:43,000
-'Sup?
-What's wrong?
384
00:18:43,079 --> 00:18:46,839
I just can't believe this is the setting
for my first live performance.
385
00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:50,559
-So don't think of it like that.
-How could I not?
386
00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:52,799
Because this isn't about you.
387
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:55,240
I mean, stop whining.
Dave, look at them.
388
00:18:55,319 --> 00:18:58,000
You can do a million shows
to make up for this one.
389
00:18:58,079 --> 00:19:00,640
They can't make up for the fact
that their son is gone.
390
00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:03,640
-Very true.
-Yeah.
391
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:06,039
You write goofy raps, you
make people laugh. They need it.
392
00:19:06,119 --> 00:19:08,160
They're sad right now, they're hurt.
393
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:12,119
I can't believe you don't see
the beautiful irony in this whole thing.
394
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:14,960
Well, that speech
just gave me goose bumps.
395
00:19:15,039 --> 00:19:17,200
-You got the tingles?
-Yeah, that was good. You're right.
396
00:19:17,279 --> 00:19:19,079
-Good. Good.
-Well said.
397
00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:20,559
Now Daddy needs
to go feel some tingles,
398
00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:22,480
-so I'm gonna go do drugs in the car.
-Drugs?
399
00:19:22,559 --> 00:19:25,480
As many as I've got.
You're gonna do great.
400
00:19:26,559 --> 00:19:28,400
-Okay.
-Hey. Hey, Dave.
401
00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:31,880
-Hi.How are you doing?
-Well, all right.
402
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:34,000
I just want to,
I want to thank you so much.
403
00:19:34,079 --> 00:19:36,000
-Of course.
-You have no idea
404
00:19:36,079 --> 00:19:38,960
how much this means
to our family.
405
00:19:39,039 --> 00:19:42,480
I just, I know John
would've been so,
406
00:19:42,559 --> 00:19:45,480
he would've been so happy
to see you. Thank you.
407
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,440
-Thank you.
-Thank you.
408
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,119
I appreciate that.
409
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:53,039
-Thank you so much.
-I'm gonna make him proud.
410
00:19:53,119 --> 00:19:56,000
Thank you. Thanks.
411
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:03,119
EMCEE: Thank you,
everyone, for coming.
412
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:07,319
It means so much to the Levan family
to see all of John's friends out here.
413
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,640
And now, to help us...
414
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:11,359
You about to get this shit lit, boy.
415
00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:13,279
CRAIG:
John just loved you.
416
00:20:13,359 --> 00:20:16,720
PAM: Do what you do, sweetheart.
Make it funny and-and heartfelt.
417
00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:18,680
-CRAIG: And cool.
-ALLY: You're gonna be so good.
418
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,640
ELZ: This is the worst I've
ever heard in my fucking life.
419
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,319
EMMA: Your rap name is
literally a small penis joke.
420
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,440
-MIKE: They're sad right now.
-GATA: Bro, you gotta tear
421
00:20:24,519 --> 00:20:25,920
-niggas' heads off on the mic.
-CLERK: It's Jesus.
422
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,440
KID TOILET: Don't flush so
much, don't flush so much...
423
00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:29,200
CHEESESTEAK CLERK:
You're like a real rapper.
424
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:32,200
PAM:
Oh, my gosh, it's Macklemore.
425
00:20:32,279 --> 00:20:34,119
I am so sorry I'm late.
426
00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:39,960
MACKLEMORE: I would not miss it,
and I am honored, seriously.
427
00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:42,640
Aw, damn, we got Macklemore in the cut
like it ain't shit.
428
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:45,440
We going up, John.
Your memorial is lit.
429
00:20:45,519 --> 00:20:49,039
The Wi-Fi is trash, though.
What's up with the service out here?
430
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:54,519
-Hey, uh, so Macklemore's here.
-Yeah.
431
00:20:54,599 --> 00:20:56,279
We didn't expect him to come
432
00:20:56,359 --> 00:20:59,119
and the city ordinance
only lets us go until 7:00.
433
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:00,880
Macklemore, how long's your set?
434
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,319
Whatever you guys want.
I got a ton of hits,
435
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:05,599
huge catalog, I'll go forever.
436
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:08,000
Uh...
437
00:21:08,079 --> 00:21:10,279
I'm sorry, Dave. There's just
not enough time for you both.
438
00:21:10,359 --> 00:21:13,559
I mean, hey, it's Macklemore.
439
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:16,000
-Yeah, sure.
-John had all his posters.
440
00:21:16,079 --> 00:21:18,039
-Yeah.
-You know, he won a Grammy.
441
00:21:18,119 --> 00:21:22,720
Okay, yeah. I just don't sell posters,
but... yet.
442
00:21:23,839 --> 00:21:26,039
Yeah, absolutely.
443
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,079
Hey. How's it going?
444
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:30,920
-This mine?
-Um, yeah.
445
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,480
Thank you. Blessings, brother.
446
00:21:33,559 --> 00:21:36,079
-You're the sound man?
-You know, actually...
447
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:39,319
Just make sure my shit is loud.
Please. Really loud on the monitors.
448
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:42,559
Thanks, bro.
What up, everybody?
449
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:46,119
How's everybody feeling?
Let's do this for John.
450
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:48,039
-Thank God.
-MACKLEMORE: He loved basketball,
451
00:21:48,119 --> 00:21:51,039
he loved caterpillars,
and he loved you.
452
00:21:51,119 --> 00:21:54,480
Now let's be so goddamn loud
in this place that he hears us
453
00:21:54,559 --> 00:21:56,720
all the way up in heaven.
454
00:21:58,119 --> 00:22:00,559
This is new.
Where'd you get this?
455
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:04,680
A thrift shop.
456
00:22:57,240 --> 00:23:01,079
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