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( theme music playing )
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Larry:
IS ANYBODY WORRIED ABOUT
DIRT ON THEIR FOOD HERE?
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YOU KNOW, THESE BUSES COME BY.
EVERYBODY MAKES SUCH A BIG DEAL
ABOUT EATING OUTSIDE.
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- I FIND IT DISGUSTING.
- IT'S AL FRESCO.
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HEY, DO ME A FAVOR AND REMIND
ME TO PICK UP MY GLOVE LATER.
I'M GETTING IT RESTITCHED.
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- OKAY.
- YOU'RE WEARING GLOVES?
IT'S THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER.
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- NO, MY BASEBALL GLOVE.
- Susan: OH, BASEBALL.
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THEY'RE IN A LEAGUE.
IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL IT?
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WE'RE PLAYING
FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP.
ARE YOU NOT LISTENING?
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Larry:
I HOPE IT TURNS OUT BETTER
THAN THE GOLF CHAMPIONSHIP.
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- Susie: THAT'S TRUE.
- HEY, DO YOU WANT TO COME?
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NO, I DON'T LIKE BASEBALL.
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- I'M A LITTLE SURPRISED.
- WHY?
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YOU I CAN UNDERSTAND.
YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED
A LONG TIME.
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YOU COULD CARE LESS
ABOUT WHAT HE DOES.
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- YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT.
- BUT WE'VE JUST STARTED DATING.
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AND WHEN YOU FIRST START
DATING YOU ALWAYS DO THINGS
THAT ARE DISTASTEFUL.
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- THAT'S PART OF THE PROCESS.
- FISH AND CHICKEN.
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WE'RE SPLITTING THAT SO IT
REALLY DOESN'T MATTER.
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OKAY, HOW ABOUT I GIVE
THAT TO YOU?
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AND CHICKEN.
ENJOY.
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- THAT LOOKS GOOD, JEFF.
- HOW DO YOU WANT TO WORK THIS?
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- I'M GONNA KEEP THE CHICKEN.
- YOU CAN'T KEEP THE CHICKEN.
WE SAID WE'RE GONNA SPLIT IT.
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THAT FISH, TO BE HONEST,
DON'T LOOK SO GOOD.
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I ONLY CHOSE IT BECAUSE I KNEW
WE WERE GONNA SPLIT IT.
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LOOK, YOU BROUGHT
THE FISH INTO IT.
I'M SAYING NO.
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- THAT'S COMPLETELY UNETHICAL.
- HONESTLY, LARRY, THIS IS WHY
HE'S A GOOD MANAGER.
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YOU SHOULD BE
THANKFUL HE'S UNETHICAL.
HE'S UNSCRUPULOUS.
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- YOU WANT SOME OF MY SALAD?
- OH MY GOD.
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- THIS IS AMAZING.
- IT LOOKS REALLY REALLY GOOD.
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I'M NOT EVEN JOKING.
IT'S FANTASTIC.
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- REALLY?
- THE FOOD HERE IS GREAT.
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- CAN I TRY IT?
- NOPE.
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- JUST A LITTLE TASTE?
- NOPE, YOU MADE A MISTAKE.
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- YOU'RE SO LYING.
- NO, I SWEAR TO GOD.
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Larry:
I LEARNED A VERY VALUABLE
LESSON TODAY.
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- WHAT DID YOU LEARN?
- I'D RATHER KEEP IT TO MYSELF.
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KNOW SOMETHING?
I'VE LEARNED A VALUABLE
LESSON TODAY TOO.
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NO, YOU'RE ONLY SAYING
YOU LEARNED A LESSON BECAUSE
I SAID I LEARNED A LESSON.
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THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG.
I'M JUST SHARING.
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I KNOW FOR A FACT
YOU DID NOT LEARN A LESSON.
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- IT'S A COINCIDENCE.
- SPEAKING OF LESSONS,
I'M SO SORRY--
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I HAVE TO GO.
I HAVE A PIANO LESSON.
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GOOD LUCK AT
YOUR WIFFLE BALL GAME
OR WHATEVER.
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- SOFTBALL.
- OKAY, THANKS.
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- BYE.
- SEE YOU AFTER THE GAME.
SEE YOU THURSDAY.
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- ALL RIGHT,
TAKE A SHOWER.
- CALL ME.
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- IS SHE A GREAT GIRL?
- SHE'S GREAT.
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SHE LIKES YOU,
WHICH IS A SHOCKING
THING TO ME.
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- SHE MIGHT.
- NO, SHE'S GOING OUT
WITH HIM AGAIN.
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- CAN I SAY SOMETHING?
- WHAT?
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- I'VE GOT TO PEE.
- SHE GETS ME.
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WELL, YOU'RE LUCKY
SOMEBODY DOES.
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LARRY, FAVOR.
JEFF'S BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP.
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THERE'S A SIGNING THING
AT THE REGENCY.
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MOOKIE WILSON
IS GONNA BE THERE.
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I NEED YOU TO GET
THIS SIGNED AS A GIFT.
CAN YOU DO THAT FOR ME?
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( chimes playing )
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LAR.
LAR.
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LARRY!
WHAT HAPPENED?
WHERE'D YOU GO?
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- I'M SORRY, WHAT?
- MOOKIE WILSON.
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CAN YOU GET MOOKIE WILSON TO
SIGN THIS FOR JEFF'S BIRTHDAY?
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- OH YEAH. OKAY.
- ALL RIGHT?
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- YEAH, MOOKIE'S
HIS FAVORITE PLAYER.
- YEAH. '86 METS.
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Larry:
I LIKE HER, BUT SHE'S GOT A KID
SO WHAT'S GONNA COME OF IT?
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WHAT'S THE POINT
OF THE WHOLE THING?
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TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,
WHENEVER I SEE A WOMAN
WHO'S HAPPY,
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SHE'S MARRIED.
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AND WHENEVER I SEE A MAN
WHO'S HAPPY, HE'S SINGLE.
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- MATHEMATICS OF THAT
IS CONFUSING, ISN'T IT?
- YEAH.
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ANYWAY, SO WE WERE
AT THIS RESTAURANT,
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ALL OF A SUDDEN I HEARD
THIS SOFTEE MUSIC.
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THE MR. SOFTEE TRUCK.
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- THE MUSIC FROM
THE MR. SOFTEE TRUCK?
- YES.
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WHEN I WAS A KID
I HAD A TRAUMATIC INCIDENT
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INVOLVING MR. SOFTEE.
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- Boy: LET'S DO ANOTHER HAND.
- Girl: OKAY.
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TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE.
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- Boy: HERE WE GO.
- Girl: YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GONNA TAKE TWO.
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ALL RIGHT, LARRY,
WHAT DO YOU GOT?
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I'VE GOT TWO PAIR.
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WOW, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
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I'VE GOT A FLUSH.
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YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON,
TAKE IT OFF.
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COME ON.
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THAT'S PRETTY
PRETTY PRETTY GOOD.
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( door opens )
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( chimes playing )
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WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
DOING WITH MY DAUGHTER?
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COME HERE.
COME HERE.
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Father:
YOU BE QUIET AND YOU
LISTEN TO ME.
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- WHAT THE FUCK?
- YOUR VAGINA IS SHOWING.
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OH MY GOD.
HE'S GOT MORE PUBES
ON HIS FUCKING HEAD.
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YOU FORGOT SOMETHING, KID.
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WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU DOING, KID?
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PUT SOME CLOTHES ON,
YOU FOUR-EYED FUCK.
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AND TO THIS DAY
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WHENEVER I SEE
THE SOFTEE TRUCK
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OR ESPECIALLY HEAR
THE MUSIC, THAT MUSIC
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THAT GOES IN
A CONTINUOUS LOOP...
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( vocalizes tune )
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YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT?
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IT'S DEEPLY DISTURBING,
THERE'S NO QUESTION ABOUT IT.
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BUT LET ME JUST MAKE SURE
I UNDERSTAND.
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YOU FELT
HUMILIATED AS A RESULT
OF THE STRIP POKER GAME?
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YES. DO YOU MIND
IF I PUT MY FEET UP HERE?
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- PLEASE.
- YOU SURE?
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- NO, IT'S FINE.
- A LOT OF PEOPLE
DON'T LIKE IT.
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- I AM ABSOLUTELY OKAY WITH IT.
- ALTHOUGH IT'S JUST A SNEAKER.
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WELL, I THINK EVEN IF IT WERE
A DRESS SHOE I WOULD BE FINE.
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YOU'RE NOT GONNA RESENT
ME WHEN I LEAVE HERE
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FOR PUTTING MY FEET UP
AND PUTTING YOU IN THIS
COMPROMISING POSITION?
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I DON'T FEEL FUNNY ABOUT IT.
BUT IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER
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I HAVE SOME JAPANESE SLIPPERS
YOU COULD CHANGE INTO OUT THERE.
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OH, THAT'S KIND OF YOU
TO OFFER, BUT I'D RATHER NOT.
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SO JUST TO MAKE SURE
THAT I UNDERSTAND THINGS
THOROUGHLY,
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- YOU FELT HUMILIATED--
- WHAT THE HELL THEN, RIGHT?
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- SURE, GO AHEAD.
- OKAY.
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- YOU FELT HUMILIATED
AS A RESULT OF THIS--
- I'M NOT COMFORTABLE WITH IT.
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- I'M SORRY.
- ALL RIGHT.
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THIS WAS A GIRL THAT YOU
KNEW FROM THE NEIGHBORHOOD,
I PRESUME.
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- YES. YES.
- YOU WERE PLAYING
STRIP POKER WITH HER.
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AND OF COURSE I LOST
ALMOST EVERY HAND.
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SHE TOOK OFF
HER SOCKS AND SHOES.
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I FEEL LIKE IF SHE
HAD TAKEN THE TOP OFF
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MY WHOLE LIFE
WOULD HAVE BEEN DIFFERENT.
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KEEP IT GOING.
KEEP IT GOING, GUYS.
COME ON.
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- HEY, YARI. YARI.
- KEEP IT GOING.
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- WHAT WHAT WHAT?
- WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH MY CAR?
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EASY JOB.
BE READY TOMORROW
LIKE I SAID, OKAY?
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- REALLY?
- YOU WORRY TOO MUCH.
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- WORRY ABOUT THE GAME.
- WE DON'T NEED TO WORRY
ABOUT THIS GAME.
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- YOU NEED TO WORRY
ABOUT THE GAME.
- WE GOT THIS GAME.
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CHAMPIONSHIP GAME.
BRING IT IN, EVERYBODY.
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COME ON.
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OKAY, WE'RE HERE.
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WE MADE IT!
WE MADE IT TO THE BIG GAME.
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CENTER STAGE.
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EVERY ONE OF YOU ALL,
GIVE YOURSELVES A CLAP
ON THE HAND.
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I AM SO PROUD
OF EVERY ONE OF YOU.
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YOU KNOW,
BEFORE I CAME OUT TODAY
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I THINK ABOUT I'M LIKE
THE STEINBRENNER.
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AND I THINK, "WHAT WOULD
STEINBRENNER SAY RIGHT NOW?"
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HE WOULD SAY
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THAT WHEN YOU PUT
ON THIS UNIFORM
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WITH MY NAME ON IT,
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THERE IS NO SUBSTITUTE
FOR WINNING!
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NO SUBSTITUTE!
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OR YOU HIT THE DECK.
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SO WE'RE GOING
TO GO OUT THERE,
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WE'RE GOING TO PLAY
THIS OTHER TEAM,
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QUOTE UNQUOTE,
RALEIGH'S CLOTHING
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WITH THEIR PUSSY
MUSTARD-YELLOW
SHIT UNIFORMS.
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WE AREN'T JUST GOING
TO BEAT THEM,
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WE WILL GRAB THEM
AND WE WILL FUCK
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THEIR SISTERS
IN THE CUNT!
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ARE YOU LISTENING?
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BRING IT IN.
COME ON.
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- FUCK THESE PEOPLE!
- All: FUCK THESE PEOPLE!
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YES!
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FUCK THEIR SISTERS IN THE CUNT?
WHO TALKS THAT WAY?
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OKAY, HERE WE GO.
TWO OUTS.
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THIS IS IT-- CHAMPIONSHIP.
ONE MORE OUT, ALL RIGHT?
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GROUND BALL GOES TO FIRST,
SECOND OR THIRD OR HOME.
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ALL RIGHT, COME ON, YARI.
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( crowd cheering )
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( chimes playing )
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YES!
YOU GOT IT, LARRY.
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- HERE IT COMES.
YOU'VE GOT IT.
- Crowd: OH!
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WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT?
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AND NOW THEY'RE GOING HOME.
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HOW DID THIS-- WHAT?
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WHERE ARE YOU?
WHAT HAPPENED?
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I GOT DISTRACTED
BY THE SOFTEE TRUCK.
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- BY THE WHAT?
- WHAT A DOUCHE.
WHAT A DOUCHE.
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- YOU SUCK.
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?
- WHAT A LOSER.
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A BABY COULD HAVE KICKED
THAT BALL,
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- PICKED IT UP,
THROWN IT THREE PLACE.
- STUPID ASS!
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- YOU BUCKNERED ME.
- I'M SORRY.
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YOU FUCKING BUCKNERED IT.
WHY IS BUCKNER ON MY TEAM?
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SORRY.
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HEY.
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OH, ABOUT TIME.
GOD DAMN, LARRY.
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I HAD A SOFTBALL GAME.
I TOLD YOU THAT.
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- HOW WAS THE GAME?
- I MADE AN ERROR IN
THE LAST INNING
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WITH TWO OUTS THAT COST
US THE CHAMPIONSHIP.
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MEANWHILE I'M STANDING
THE FUCK OUT HERE COUNTING
MY MOTHERFUCKING NUTS.
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KNOW WHY?
I CAN'T GET IN
THE GODDAMN BUILDING.
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- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- THIS MOTHERFUCKER
IN THE GLASS TUBE.
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THIS DUDE RIGHT HERE.
THE GATEKEEPER WON'T LET ME
IN THE GODDAMN BUILDING.
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- THAT'S TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE.
- THAT'S UNACCEPTABLE.
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LET ME JUST SAY THIS, OKAY?
ON BEHALF OF ALL CAUCASIANS,
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- I APOLOGIZE.
- PUT THAT SHIT IN.
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I APOLOGIZE
FOR THE CAUCASIAN RACE.
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BY THE WAY, I HAVE
A VERY GOOD IDEA FOR YOU.
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TO AVOID SITUATIONS
LIKE THIS IN THE FUTURE,
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I THINK YOU SHOULD CONSIDER
WEARING GLASSES.
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- FUCK OUT OF HERE.
- SWEAR TO GOD.
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I HAVE NOTICED
THAT WHITE PEOPLE REVERE
BLACK PEOPLE IN GLASSES,
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GO OUT OF THEIR WAY
TO DO STUFF FOR THEM.
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IF A BLACK MAN
WITH GLASSES GOES UP FOR
A JOB AGAINST A WHITE MAN,
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GLASSES GETS THE JOB.
NO GLASSES, NO JOB.
203
00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:17,490
- WE'LL TRY THIS SHIT, LARRY.
IT'S A WAGER.
- YOU'RE OPEN TO IT?
204
00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:19,492
- I'M OPEN TO THIS SHIT.
- BEAUTIFUL.
205
00:09:19,593 --> 00:09:21,461
- I'LL TRY THIS SHIT AND SEE
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS.
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
206
00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:24,197
- WHAT'S GOING ON
WITH JENNIFER, MAN?
- I'M SEEING HER TONIGHT.
207
00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:27,434
OH, HA HA!
SEE, I GET A FUCKING
TINGLE IN MY JOHNSON
208
00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:30,003
WHEN A MOTHERFUCKER TELLS ME
HE'S ABOUT TO GET SOME ASS.
209
00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:31,739
- DO YOUR GODDAMN JOB.
- I'LL TALK TO HIM.
210
00:09:31,839 --> 00:09:34,808
( Jennifer moaning )
211
00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:37,177
- ( chimes playing )
- ( Larry gasps )
212
00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:40,580
- Jennifer: OH.
- Larry: OH MY GOD.
213
00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:43,617
LARRY, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
214
00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:51,358
WELL, COME ON,
MR. SOFTEE.
215
00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:58,465
- HEY, YARI.
- OH.
216
00:09:58,565 --> 00:09:59,933
- HEY.
- HEY.
217
00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:02,135
- HOW'S IT GOING?
- IT'S GREAT.
218
00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:05,973
- GOOD.
SO IS THE CAR READY?
- GOOD. GOOD.
219
00:10:06,073 --> 00:10:09,209
- LET ME CHECK.
- BY THE WAY, GREAT GAME
YESTERDAY.
220
00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:11,845
- YOU PITCHED REALLY WELL.
- IT'S NOT READY.
221
00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:14,347
IT'S NOT READY?
HOW COME IT'S NOT READY?
222
00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:17,084
- YOU SAID
IT WAS GONNA BE READY.
- I SAID IT'S NOT READY.
223
00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:19,820
IS IT ALMOST READY?
224
00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:23,323
UM, I THINK HALF.
HALF READY.
225
00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:26,093
- HALF READY?
- YEAH YEAH YEAH.
226
00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:27,995
WHAT HAPPENED?
227
00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:31,598
I GUESS I MADE AN ERROR.
228
00:10:31,699 --> 00:10:34,267
YEAH.
229
00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:36,937
- YOU KNOW WHAT I DID?
I DROPPED THE BALL.
- OKAY.
230
00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:40,040
- NO BIG DEAL.
MADE AN ERROR.
- YOU DIDN'T FIX MY CAR
231
00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:43,143
BECAUSE I MADE AN ERROR?
WHAT ARE YOU, 12 YEARS OLD?
232
00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:45,378
( shouting )
WHAT ARE YOU,
90 YEARS OLD?
233
00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:48,115
YOU LET THE BALL
GO THROUGH YOUR LEGS.
TOO TOO TOO TOT.
234
00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:50,818
THE WHOLE SEASON IS
A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME!
235
00:10:50,918 --> 00:10:53,253
- IT'S A SOFTBALL GAME!
- "IT'S A SOFTBALL GAME"?
236
00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:55,889
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT THE STEINBRENNER.
237
00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,991
- I AM THE STEINBRENNER.
- YOU'RE THE STEINBRENNER?
238
00:10:58,091 --> 00:10:59,659
- I AM THE STEINBRENNER!
- REALLY?
239
00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,995
STEINBRENNER OWNED A MAJOR
LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM.
240
00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:04,932
- I OWN THIS TEAM.
- YOU OWN 12 T-SHIRTS.
241
00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:07,200
I PAID FOR THEM.
YARI'S AUTONOMICS.
242
00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:10,503
YOU DISGRACED--
YOU DISGRACED MY BUSINESS.
243
00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:12,172
STEINBRENNER ALWAYS SAY--
244
00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:15,743
- HE SAY WINNING
IS THE ONLY ANSWER.
- IT'S IMPORTANT.
245
00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:18,879
HE SAYS WINNING ALL DAY,
EVERY DAY OR GO AWAY.
246
00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:20,647
- I'D LIKE THE CAR.
- YOU'D LIKE THE CAR?
247
00:11:20,748 --> 00:11:22,816
- YEAH.
- I'D LIKE MY
CHAMPIONSHIP BACK.
248
00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:24,517
- GIVE ME THE KEY.
- YOU ARE FIRED.
249
00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:27,020
JUST LIKE-- THAT'S WHAT
GEORGE WOULD DO.
TAKE YOUR CAR.
250
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:30,557
- GIVE IT TO ME.
- I FIRE YOU.
YOUR CAR IS FIRED.
251
00:11:30,657 --> 00:11:33,026
TAKE YOUR FUCKING CAR.
252
00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:34,728
HERE IS YOUR KEY.
HERE IS YOUR KEY.
253
00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:37,097
I NEVER WANT TO SEE
YOU OR YOUR KEY
254
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,800
WEARING MY NAME
ON YOUR SHIRT AGAIN.
255
00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:42,202
I WON'T WEAR YOUR NAME ON MY
SHIRT AGAIN, THAT'S A PROMISE.
256
00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:45,505
DON'T DISGRACE ME.
GET OUT OF MY-- YARI'S!
GET OUT!
257
00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:48,075
BUCKNER, FUCK YOU.
GO BUCKNER YOURSELF.
258
00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:49,943
GO! FASTER!
259
00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:53,380
SO I GET THE CAR
BACK FROM YARI,
260
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,816
IT'S WORSE THAN IT WAS BEFORE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE DID TO IT.
261
00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:58,551
THE FRONT SEAT
IS REALLY RATTLING.
IT'S TERRIBLE.
262
00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:00,720
HOLD UP, HOLD UP.
MY SHOE IS UNTIED.
263
00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:04,357
- I'M GONNA GET THE TICKETS.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
- ALL RIGHT.
264
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,062
SORRY, WE'RE SOLD OUT.
265
00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:12,632
- ( sighs )
- WHAT HAPPENED?
266
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,301
THEY'RE SOLD OUT.
267
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:17,037
- SOLD OUT?
- YEAH.
268
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:21,474
LET ME GO DOWN HERE
AND GIVE IT A SHOT, MAN.
269
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,410
WOW.
270
00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:38,458
WE'RE GOOD.
271
00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:42,830
- ( laughing )
- Larry: HUH?
272
00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:44,631
- Leon: WOW.
- CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
273
00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:47,167
I'M GONNA GET ME
A WHOLE NEW CLASS
OF BITCHES WITH THESE ON.
274
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,669
WOW, THIS IS AMAZING.
IT WORKED.
275
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,672
- THEY WORKED.
SEE, WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
- YOU'RE FUCKING RIGHT.
276
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:56,209
THIS IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING
THE CIVIL RIGHTS LEADERS
HAVE EVER COME UP WITH.
277
00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:58,711
YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT.
I HAVE OVERCOME, GOD DAMN IT.
278
00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:00,047
I GOT TO GET
MOOKIE'S AUTOGRAPH.
279
00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:02,449
I'M GONNA CHECK OUT
JOE PEPITONE OVER HERE.
280
00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:04,818
WHAT'S UP, MAN?
281
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,923
HEY, DR. THURGOOD.
282
00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:11,959
- LARRY, HOW ARE YOU?
- HEY, HI.
283
00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:14,862
YOU'RE GETTING MOOKIE'S
AUTOGRAPH, HUH?
284
00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:16,830
YEAH WELL,
I'M USUALLY A CUBS FAN.
285
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:19,199
I'M KIND OF ATTRACTED
TO THE HOPELESS CASES.
286
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,968
HEY, RIGHT?
287
00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:22,769
WELL, LISTEN, I HOPE
YOU'LL EXCUSE ME.
288
00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:25,238
YOU KNOW WHEN YOU WERE A KID
WALKING WITH YOUR MOTHER
THROUGH BOHACK'S,
289
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:28,909
YOU SAW YOUR TEACHER
AND YOU HAD TO REALIZE
SHE DIDN'T LIVE IN SCHOOL?
290
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:31,845
YOU UNDERSTAND?
LARRY, I DON'T LIVE
IN SCHOOL EITHER.
291
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:34,114
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
NICE TO SEE YOU.
292
00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:36,416
I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
293
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:39,819
HEY, LISTEN.
SO I'VE GOT TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING.
294
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,689
WHAT HAPPENED WAS
I WAS IN A SOFTBALL GAME
295
00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:44,992
AND I HEARD
THE SOFTEE THEME--
296
00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:46,359
AGAIN WITH
THE SOFTEE THEME--
297
00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:48,061
AND A GROUND BALL WENT
THROUGH MY LEGS.
298
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,097
THAT COST US THE CHAMPIONSHIP
IN A SOFTBALL GAME.
299
00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:53,733
ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE THAT YOU
WANT TO DEAL WITH THIS HERE?
I MEAN, WHILE WE'RE HERE?
300
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,169
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
WE'RE JUST ON LINE.
301
00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:58,371
AND THEN THAT NIGHT
I WAS IN BED WITH A WOMAN
302
00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,840
AND I HEARD THE SOFTEE MUSIC
AGAIN AND I COULDN'T PERFORM.
303
00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:02,943
- WELL, IT IS VERY TROUBLING.
- YES.
304
00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:05,112
- SHE CALLED ME MR. SOFTEE.
- SHE DID?
305
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:07,680
- YES.
- MY ADVICE IS DON'T TRY
TOO MUCH AT ONCE.
306
00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:10,317
I HAD A CLIENT ONCE,
HE WAS A ROCK GUITARIST.
307
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:13,220
HE PLAYED FOR THE BAND,
WHAT WAS THE NAME OF IT?
308
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:16,189
GRAND FUNK RAILROAD.
I DON'T WANT TO REVEAL
HIS NAME BECAUSE--
309
00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:18,225
I ALREADY TOLD YOU HE PLAYED
FOR GRAND FUNK RAILROAD.
310
00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:19,759
YOU CAN JUST LOOK IT UP.
IT'S MARK FARNER.
311
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,895
THE GREAT THING
ABOUT MARK FARNER WAS
312
00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:24,097
HE DIDN'T MESS AROUND WITH
ALL THE EXTRANEOUS NOTES.
313
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,865
DO YOU UNDERSTAND
WHAT I'M SAYING?
314
00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:28,201
- HE ONLY PLAYED
THE IMPORTANT NOTES...
- YEAH.
315
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:30,137
- YUP.
- ...AND THAT'S WHAT
I WANT YOU TO TRY.
316
00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:32,205
I FIND IT A LITTLE TROUBLING
THAT YOU TOLD ME HIS NAME,
317
00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:34,641
BECAUSE NOW YOU COULD BE
TELLING PEOPLE MY NAME.
318
00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:36,176
IT WAS MERELY AN ACCIDENT.
319
00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:38,578
I DON'T WANT THIS ACCIDENT
TO HAPPEN WITH ME.
320
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:41,281
I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND.
AND I DON'T THINK IT WILL
HAPPEN WITH YOUR NAME.
321
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,316
- HAVE YOU TALKED
ABOUT ME TO ANYONE?
- OF COURSE NOT.
322
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:45,752
I WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO YOU
OR ANY OTHER PATIENT, LARRY.
323
00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:48,388
- I JUST COULDN'T DO IT.
- OH MY GOD.
324
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:53,493
EXCUSE ME ONE SECOND.
I THINK THAT'S BILL BUCKNER.
325
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,231
WOW.
326
00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:00,733
- BILL BUCKNER. OH MY GOD.
- YEAH, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
327
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:04,804
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
- THIS IS AMAZING THAT
YOU'RE HERE.
328
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,474
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
I HAD AN INCIDENT
AT A SOFTBALL GAME
329
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,142
THAT WAS VERY SIMILAR
TO WHAT YOU WENT THROUGH.
330
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,311
OF COURSE YOURS HAPPENED
IN THE WORLD SERIES
331
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,280
IN FRONT OF MILLIONS
OF PEOPLE, BUT NEVERTHELESS
332
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,282
A BALL WENT THROUGH MY LEGS
AND COST US THE GAME.
333
00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:17,951
IT WAS HUMILIATING
AND PEOPLE WERE INSULTING ME.
334
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,020
- I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SEEING
YOU HERE.
335
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,022
HOW DID YOU DEAL
WITH ALL THAT STUFF?
336
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:25,225
YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'RE GIVING
YOUR BEST EFFORT, IT'S A TEAM
GAME, THOSE THINGS HAPPEN.
337
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:26,393
YOU'VE JUST GOT
TO FORGET ABOUT IT.
338
00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:28,295
JEEZ, YOU HAVE
A REALLY GOOD ATTITUDE.
339
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:30,630
I'D LOVE TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT THIS.
DO YOU GOT A MINUTE?
340
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:35,068
YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY I WAS
ABOUT READY TO TAKE A BREAK
FOR LUNCH, YEAH.
341
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:38,305
- CAN I WALK OUT WITH YOU?
- YEAH, SURE.
342
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:40,107
OH, OKAY, I'VE JUST GOT
TO GET MOOKIE'S AUTOGRAPH.
343
00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:41,808
- I'LL GET IT FOR YOU.
- OH GREAT, THANKS.
344
00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:43,410
THAT GUY OWES ME ONE.
345
00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:45,945
SO I SAW THIS COMMERCIAL
LAST NIGHT.
346
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:48,481
MICHAEL JORDAN HAD
A HITLER MUSTACHE.
347
00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:51,251
YEAH, I SAW THAT.
HE'S THE FIRST ONE TO WEAR
THAT SINCE HITLER, ISN'T HE?
348
00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,320
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I THINK THAT'S TRUE.
349
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:56,589
- HEY, BUCKNER, YOU SUCK.
- HEY, HAVE A NICE DAY, FELLAS.
350
00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,958
NICE CATCH.
( laughs )
351
00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:00,460
WHAT JERKS, HUH?
352
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:04,064
OH MY GOD. HOW DO YOU
PUT UP WITH THAT?
353
00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:05,865
YOU JUST GET USED TO IT.
354
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,934
- Man: FUCK YOU, BUCKNER!
- HEY!
355
00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:10,170
- YOU STINK!
- OH, SO DO YOU!
356
00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:12,972
HEY, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT, LARRY.
357
00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:14,907
YOU'RE GONNA DRIVE
YOURSELF CRAZY.
358
00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:16,476
SO HOW LONG YOU GONNA
BE AROUND FOR?
359
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,545
YOU WANT TO GO TAKE IN
A COUPLE OF BROADWAY SHOWS?
360
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,480
THERE'S A GOOD ONE
CALLED "NEXT TO NORMAL"
361
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:23,583
I HEAR A LOT
OF GOOD STUFF ABOUT.
WOMAN HAS A BIPOLAR DISORDER.
362
00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:25,952
COULD I INTERRUPT YOU?
I'VE GOT AN EMERGENCY.
363
00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,620
ARE EITHER OF YOU
GENTLEMEN JEWISH?
364
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:30,523
- NOT ME.
- UH, YEAH, I'M--
365
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:32,659
LISTEN, I HAVE
A PROBLEM UPSTAIRS.
WE'RE DOING A KADDISH
366
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:35,495
AND WE NEED ONE MORE GUY
TO FILL OUT THE MINYAN.
367
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:39,299
- WHAT'S A MINYAN?
- A MINYAN-- WHEN A JEWISH
PERSON DIES
368
00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:42,869
- YOU NEED TO HAVE 10 MEN
IN A ROOM TO SAY A PRAYER.
- IT'LL TAKE 10 MINUTES TOPS.
369
00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:45,338
- I GOT MY FRIEND HERE.
- HE COULD COME ALONG.
IT'S A FREE LUNCH.
370
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:47,274
YOU COULD HAVE
A LITTLE SANDWICH
WHILE YOU'RE WATCHING.
371
00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:50,077
- IT'S A FREE LUNCH.
- YEAH, IT'S AN EMERGENCY.
372
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:52,112
WE'VE GOT TO GET
TO THE CEMETERY.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
373
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:53,980
HAVE YOU EVER HAD
JEWISH FOOD BEFORE?
374
00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:56,149
KOUFAX GAVE ME
SOME KISHKA ONE TIME.
375
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:58,518
- ( laughs ) OKAY.
- SO WE CAN GO THEN?
376
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,287
- ALL RIGHT, FINE.
COME ON.
- LET'S GO.
377
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:03,123
- GREAT NEWS.
THE MINYAN IS COMPLETE.
- HELLO.
378
00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:05,158
A NICE JEWISH GENTLEMAN
HAS VOLUNTEERED.
379
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:06,859
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
- A PLEASURE.
380
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:09,196
- I'M GONNA GIVE YOU BOTH--
- SORRY ABOUT WHATEVER HAPPENED.
381
00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:12,332
I DON'T REALLY KNOW,
BUT SOMEBODY OBVIOUSLY DIED.
382
00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:15,034
WE ALL HAVE TO GO
AT SOME POINT.
383
00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:16,736
EXCUSE ME.
WHAT?
384
00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:20,073
HOPEFULLY THERE'S AN AFTERLIFE.
I'LL KEEP MY FINGERS CROSSED.
385
00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:22,442
YOU NEVER KNOW.
CRAZIER THINGS, RIGHT?
386
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:25,145
TERRIBLY SORRY.
ARE YOU BILL BUCKNER?
387
00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:27,880
- YEAH.
- HERMAN HERE IS
FROM BOSTON.
388
00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:30,883
HE'S A BIG RED SOX FAN
AND HE CAN'T BE IN THE SAME
ROOM WITH BILL BUCKNER.
389
00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:32,652
I'LL HAVE TO ASK YOU
TO PLEASE LEAVE.
390
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:35,355
- I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.
- ARE YOU SERIOUS?
ARE YOU FOR REAL?
391
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:38,057
- OCTOBER, 1986, TWO OUTS.
- JESUS CHRIST!
392
00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:39,559
LARRY, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT. HEY.
393
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:41,594
- THEY CAN'T HELP THEMSELVES.
- YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT.
394
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,963
DON'T LET THE DOOR
GO THROUGH YOUR LEGS
ON THE WAY OUT, BUCKNER.
395
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:47,567
- WHAT A JERK.
- I ONLY REGRET I CAN'T RUIN
YOUR LIFE BEFORE YOU LEAVE.
396
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:50,637
HEY, YOU WON TWO WORLD
CHAMPIONSHIPS SINCE THEN.
THAT'S NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU?
397
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:53,072
- Herman: IT SHOULD
HAVE BEEN THREE.
- IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN THREE.
398
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:56,209
- DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
- I DON'T WANT TO BE IN
YOUR STUPID MINYAN ANYWAY.
399
00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:58,345
- STUPID MINYAN?
MY UNCLE DIED.
- Larry: HOW ABOUT THAT?
400
00:17:58,445 --> 00:18:00,680
I HOPE THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE.
I HOPE THERE'S NO AFTERLIFE.
401
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:03,049
- SORRY.
- HEY, LARRY, WHAT ABOUT
THE KISHKA?
402
00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:05,118
TO HELL WITH THE KISHKA.
COME ON.
403
00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:08,188
( doorbell rings )
404
00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:10,323
- HEY.
- HELLO.
405
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,958
- COME ON IN.
- HI, LAR.
406
00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:14,060
HEY. FRIEND OF MINE.
YOU MIGHT KNOW HIM.
407
00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:16,763
- DOES HE LOOK FAMILIAR?
- VERY FAMILIAR.
408
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,565
WHO--
409
00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:20,333
MR. BILL BUCKNER.
410
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,001
- BILL BUCKNER!
- HEY, HOW YOU DOING?
411
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,603
HOW DID I NOT--
OH MY GOD.
412
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:26,439
- WELCOME, BILL BUCKNER.
- BASEBALL PLAYER, RIGHT?
413
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:29,509
- YEAH. THIS IS SUSIE.
- HI. COME ON IN.
414
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,345
- COME INTO OUR HOME.
- PLAYED FOR THE DODGERS,
415
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,148
- THE CUBS, THE RED SOX.
ANYBODY ELSE?
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
416
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:36,449
YEAH, A LITTLE BIT
WITH THE ANGELS.
417
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,485
ANGELS TOO?
HOW ABOUT THAT?
418
00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:41,154
- YES, I GOT IT.
- THIS VIEW IS AWESOME.
UNBELIEVABLE.
419
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:42,989
WE MET AT
A BASEBALL CARD SHOW.
420
00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:44,657
WHAT WERE YOU DOING
AT A BASEBALL CARD SHOW?
421
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:47,694
WHAT WAS I DOING?
'CAUSE SOMEBODY HAS
A LOVING WIFE
422
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:52,499
AND I PICKED UP
A LITTLE SOMETHING
FOR SOMEBODY'S BIRTHDAY.
423
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:54,467
- COME ON, LET ME SEE.
- GUESS WHOSE NAME
IS ON THERE.
424
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:56,603
- GUESS WHOSE NAME.
- WHOSE NAME IS ON THERE, HUH?
425
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:58,305
- WHO'S YOUR FAV?
- MOOKIE WILSON?
426
00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:00,207
- YES.
- OH MY GOD.
427
00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:02,242
DO YOU HAVE THE MOST
THOUGHTFUL WIFE IN THE WORLD?
428
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:05,178
- THANK YOU.
- IT WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED
IF I DIDN'T GO TO THE SHOW.
429
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:07,247
- IT WAS MY IDEA.
- YEAH, I DID GO PICK IT UP.
430
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:09,081
- BUT IT WAS MY IDEA.
- LET ME SEE. LET ME SEE.
431
00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:10,550
- YOU WANT TO SEE IT?
- YEAH, LET ME SEE IT.
LET ME SEE IT.
432
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,285
- HEY, BUCK, CATCH.
- Susie: WHAT?!
433
00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:13,686
- Jeff: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- Susie: WHAT THE FUCK?
434
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:16,155
- HEY, I'M SORRY. SORRY.
- Susie: WHAT HAPPENED?
435
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:18,458
- Bill: I MISSED IT, I'M SORRY.
- Susie: IT'S IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE STREET.
436
00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:20,126
LARRY, WHAT THE HELL
WERE YOU DOING?
437
00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:22,629
- WHAT? NO.
- WHY'D YOU THROW IT TO HIM?
438
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,864
- YOU KNOW, WE JUST--
- I THOUGHT YOU WERE
A PROFESSIONAL.
439
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:27,934
- IT WAS A HORSESHIT THROW.
- NO, IT WAS A HORSESHIT
CATCH ALSO.
440
00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:31,571
HEY, BUCK, COME ON.
IT WAS A GOOD THROW.
YOU BOBBLED IT.
441
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,006
- IT WAS
MOOKIE WILSON, BUCKNER!
- OOH, MOOKIE WILSON.
442
00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:35,775
- YEAH.
- WHAT'D MOOKIE DO?
443
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,210
- ALL HE HIT WAS
A SHITTY GROUND BALL.
- GET THE FUCK OUT!
444
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:39,246
GET OUT, BOTH OF YOU.
YOU RUINED THE GIFT.
445
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:42,415
- WHAT HAPPENED?
IT WAS RIGHT IN YOUR HANDS.
- THAT WAS A HORSESHIT THROW.
446
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:45,218
COME ON, IT WAS IN YOUR HANDS.
HOW COULD YOU MISS THAT BALL?
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
447
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:47,220
- SHIT HAPPENS, LARRY.
- "SHIT HAPPENS"?
448
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,088
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
A BASEBALL PLAYER.
449
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,391
YOU CAN'T CATCH
A GODDAMN TOSS?
450
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,462
- WOW, THAT WAS GREAT, HUH?
- THAT WAS REALLY GOOD.
THANK YOU.
451
00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:58,164
SO DID YOU DRINK ENOUGH
TO WANT TO COME BACK
TO MY APARTMENT?
452
00:19:58,265 --> 00:19:59,466
- ( laughs )
YES, I THINK I DID.
- REALLY?
453
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:01,601
FANTASTIC.
TONIGHT I'M GONNA BRING IT.
454
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,102
- I'M NOT JOKING AROUND.
- ALL RIGHT.
455
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,804
THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THE CAR.
THE SEAT--
456
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:07,407
I JUST GOT IT OUT OF THE SHOP
AND IT WASN'T FIXED.
457
00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:09,509
- THE SEAT IS STILL RATTLING.
- CAN I SIT IN IT?
458
00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:12,312
- YEAH, YOU CAN SIT IN IT.
- IT'S FINE. WHATEVER.
IT'S JUST A CAR.
459
00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:17,550
- I ACTUALLY THINK I'M GOING
TO DO VERY WELL TONIGHT.
- ( seat rattling )
460
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:20,387
- OH?
- I'M JUST PUTTING
IT OUT THERE.
461
00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:24,891
I'LL PUT THE TV ON.
WE'LL START WATCHING TV
AS IF WE'RE GONNA WATCH TV.
462
00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:28,795
BUT I'M REALLY GONNA
TRY AND PUT MOVES ON YOU
463
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,129
WHILE WE'RE WATCHING TV.
464
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,764
- THAT'S SORT OF HOW I DO IT.
- UH-HUH.
465
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,933
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO JUST
SAY, "HEY, LET'S HAVE SEX."
466
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:35,735
- YOU'VE GOT TO
GO AROUND IT...
- ( gasping )
467
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:38,838
LIKE YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING
ELSE SO YOU FOOL THE WOMAN.
468
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:41,641
- YEAH.
- IT'S LIKE A MAGIC TRICK.
IT'S SLEIGHT OF HAND.
469
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,176
THE TV KIND OF DIVERTS
YOUR ATTENTION
470
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:46,713
FROM WHAT
THE REAL AGENDA IS.
471
00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:49,115
ALTHOUGH, DOES IT REALLY?
I MEAN, YOU KNOW AND I KNOW.
472
00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:51,183
- I DON'T KNOW WHY WE HAVE
TO GO THROUGH THIS CHARADE.
- ( gasps )
473
00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:54,554
ANYWAY, I DON'T KNOW.
DO YOU LIKE-- I GOT
SOME MIXED NUTS.
474
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:57,023
- DO YOU LIKE A MIXED NUT?
- MM-HMM, YES. YEAH.
475
00:20:57,123 --> 00:21:00,259
PEOPLE LIKE A MIXED NUT.
ALTHOUGH WHEN I OPENED
UP THE MIXED NUTS
476
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,429
THEY HAD PUT SOME DRIED
PINEAPPLE IN THERE.
477
00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:04,331
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
WITH THE PINEAPPLE?
478
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:06,366
IT DOESN'T BLEND WELL
WITH THE MIXED NUTS.
479
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:09,001
THE DRIED PINEAPPLE
IS DESTROYING MIXED NUTS.
480
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,538
- ( moans )
- FOR ME, GIVE ME
A CHIP ANY DAY.
481
00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:13,039
- DO YOU LIKE CHIPS?
- YEAH YEAH.
482
00:21:13,139 --> 00:21:15,041
- YOU LIKE A GOOD CHIP?
- YES. YES.
483
00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:16,676
WHAT ABOUT A DIP?
484
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,711
- DO YOU LIKE A DIP
AS WELL AS A CHIP?
- YES! YES!
485
00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:20,813
- YOU LIKE A CHIP
AND A DIP?
- YES!
486
00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:23,115
- RIGHT?
- YES! OOH!
487
00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:25,785
- BAD NEWS, I HAVE NO DIP.
- ( moaning )
488
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:27,387
I AM SO SORRY.
489
00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:30,790
- I AM COMPLETELY DIPLESS.
- ( panting )
490
00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:32,892
OH MY GOD, IS THIS
A PARKING SPACE?
491
00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:34,794
HO HO HO!
492
00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:38,264
THIS IS MY LUCKY DAY.
493
00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:40,700
UNBELIEVABLE.
494
00:21:42,101 --> 00:21:43,803
WOULD YOU MIND
DRIVING ME HOME?
495
00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:46,305
WHAT?
496
00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:49,208
I'M KIND OF DONE.
I THINK I NEED TO
CALL IT A NIGHT.
497
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:52,345
- DRIVE YOU HOME?
- I MEAN IF IT'S OKAY.
498
00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:55,815
WHY? I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GONNA COME UPSTAIRS.
499
00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:57,450
I'M JUST KIND OF READY
FOR BED, YOU KNOW?
500
00:21:57,550 --> 00:22:00,319
- I'M READY TO DO THE JOB.
- I'M SURE YOU ARE.
501
00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,188
- I'M SURE YOU ARE.
- AND I HAVE THIS THEORY.
502
00:22:02,288 --> 00:22:03,923
LIKE FOR GOLF,
WHEN I HAVE A BAD ROUND,
503
00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:07,193
MY NEXT ROUND IS FANTASTIC
BECAUSE I DON'T CARE ANYMORE.
504
00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:10,096
I HIT THE LOW POINT.
LIKE, I HIT THE LOW POINT
THE LAST TIME.
505
00:22:10,196 --> 00:22:12,264
AND NOW I KNOW
THAT I STINK.
506
00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:13,700
AND WHEN I FEEL
I STINK I'M GOOD.
507
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,368
WELL, LET'S GO
FOR IT ANOTHER NIGHT.
508
00:22:15,468 --> 00:22:18,170
( emphatically )
I AM DONE.
509
00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:21,107
ALL RIGHT. ( sighs )
I'LL TAKE YOU HOME.
510
00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:26,546
Larry:
SO SHE SAID
SHE CHANGED HER MIND.
511
00:22:26,646 --> 00:22:28,981
NO MAN WOULD EVER
CHANGE HIS MIND,
I'LL TELL YOU THAT.
512
00:22:29,081 --> 00:22:31,451
I'M VERY CURIOUS TO KNOW
WHY SHE WOULD DO THAT.
513
00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:34,754
WHY? I'LL TELL YOU WHY.
BECAUSE WHEN YOU'RE IMPOTENT,
WOMEN TREAT YOU LIKE A LEPER.
514
00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:38,625
YOU TRIED TO PUT
A NOODLE IN A WOMAN?
WOMEN HATE THAT, MAN.
515
00:22:38,725 --> 00:22:41,861
THAT'S A REMARKABLY IDIOTIC
THING THAT YOU JUST SAID.
516
00:22:41,961 --> 00:22:44,831
BUT YOU KNOW, THE FACT THAT
YOU'RE WEARING GLASSES,
517
00:22:44,931 --> 00:22:48,401
I PERCEIVE IT
AS A LITTLE LESS IDIOTIC
THAN I NORMALLY WOULD.
518
00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:49,836
- IT'S INTERESTING.
- YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT.
519
00:22:49,936 --> 00:22:51,671
- I'M MAKING SENSE.
- SLIGHTLY LESS STUPID.
520
00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:54,574
- YOU'RE MAKING A LITTLE SENSE.
- I'M MAKING STUPID SENSE.
521
00:22:54,674 --> 00:22:56,509
HUH?
522
00:22:58,478 --> 00:23:00,547
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
523
00:23:00,647 --> 00:23:03,683
A BILL
FROM THE THERAPIST?
524
00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:06,986
I THINK HE CHARGED ME
FOR TALKING TO HIM
AT THE CARD SHOW.
525
00:23:07,086 --> 00:23:09,456
THAT'S SOMETHING YOU GOT
TO HANDLE, MAN. YOU KNOW?
526
00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:11,458
- YOU WANT TO TAKE A RIDE?
- WHERE WE GOING AT?
527
00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:14,861
- I WANT TO TALK TO
THIS THERAPIST.
- LET'S DO IT.
528
00:23:14,961 --> 00:23:17,096
( seat rattling )
529
00:23:22,334 --> 00:23:25,004
MMM.
MMM.
530
00:23:25,104 --> 00:23:27,073
( exhales )
531
00:23:27,173 --> 00:23:29,642
WHAT'S WITH YOU?
532
00:23:32,178 --> 00:23:34,914
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I THINK I FIGURED
THIS SHIT OUT.
533
00:23:35,014 --> 00:23:37,817
SHE WAS GETTING HER ROCKS OFF
IN THIS DAMN CHAIR.
534
00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:39,418
- LOOK AT ME.
- REALLY?
535
00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:41,621
THIS SHIT IS
A MOVING DILDO.
536
00:23:41,721 --> 00:23:44,390
- YOU MEAN LIKE A HORSE?
- THIS CHAIR IS A FUCK MACHINE.
537
00:23:44,491 --> 00:23:46,759
MAN CANNOT COMPETE
WITH MACHINERY.
538
00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:49,028
NO WONDER WHY
SHE DIDN'T COME UPSTAIRS.
539
00:23:49,128 --> 00:23:51,030
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT.
SHE WAS COMING DOWNSTAIRS.
540
00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:53,633
- YOU GET IT?
- SHE WAS COMING DOWNSTAIRS.
541
00:23:53,733 --> 00:23:55,267
- YES, I GET IT.
- GETTING HER SHIT OFF.
542
00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:58,237
WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO,
YOU KEEP HER OUT
OF THIS DAMN CAR.
543
00:23:58,337 --> 00:23:59,806
YOU KNOW
WHAT THIS CAR IS?
544
00:23:59,906 --> 00:24:02,108
THIS CAR IS
THE OTHER FUCKING MAN.
545
00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:05,512
SHE IS CHEATING ON YOU
WITH THIS FUCKING CHAIR.
546
00:24:08,848 --> 00:24:10,583
- Larry: AH.
- LARRY.
547
00:24:10,683 --> 00:24:12,018
- HI.
- HI.
548
00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:14,320
I KNOW I DON'T HAVE
AN APPOINTMENT NOW,
549
00:24:14,420 --> 00:24:16,556
BUT I GOT A BILL
IN THE MAIL TODAY.
550
00:24:16,656 --> 00:24:19,458
AM I TO UNDERSTAND
THAT YOU CHARGED ME
551
00:24:19,559 --> 00:24:22,428
FOR TALKING TO ME ON LINE
AT THE BASEBALL CARD SHOW?
552
00:24:22,529 --> 00:24:25,431
- IS THAT POSSIBLE?
- WELL, YES IT IS.
553
00:24:25,532 --> 00:24:29,335
DR. THURGOOD, WE SPOKE
FOR ALL OF THREE MINUTES.
554
00:24:29,435 --> 00:24:31,203
WELL, LET ME JUST
POINT OUT TO YOU, LARRY,
555
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:33,640
THAT SOMETIMES WHEN PEOPLE
SUFFER WITH WHAT I MIGHT CALL
556
00:24:33,740 --> 00:24:36,576
THE MORE DRAMATIC FORMS
OF NARCISSISM,
557
00:24:36,676 --> 00:24:38,811
THEY HAVE A HARD TIME GAUGING
HOW LONG THEY'VE BEEN TALKING
558
00:24:38,911 --> 00:24:40,880
ABOUT THEIR PROBLEMS
OR THEMSELVES.
559
00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:42,582
ARE YOU SAYING
I'M A NARCISSIST?
560
00:24:42,682 --> 00:24:46,252
LARRY, MAYBE I CAN HELP YOU
UNDERSTAND THIS WAY.
561
00:24:46,352 --> 00:24:50,690
I HAD A CLIENT.
HE WAS QUITE AN ILLUSTRIOUS
WELL-KNOWN DIRECTOR.
562
00:24:50,790 --> 00:24:53,560
I DON'T WANT TO REVEAL
WHO HE WAS, BUT HE DID
DIRECT "STAR WARS."
563
00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:55,294
AND HE ENJOYED
564
00:24:55,394 --> 00:24:57,930
IN HIS REPERTOIRE
OF THINGS THAT HE LIKED
565
00:24:58,030 --> 00:25:00,366
TO SEE PROSTITUTES.
566
00:25:00,466 --> 00:25:02,935
NOW IN THAT PARTICULAR
SITUATION,
567
00:25:03,035 --> 00:25:05,437
IF HE WERE TO HIRE A PROSTITUTE,
LET'S SAY FOR AN HOUR,
568
00:25:05,538 --> 00:25:07,840
- WHICH WAS NORMAL FOR HIM--
- YOU MIGHT AS WELL CALL HIM
GEORGE LUCAS.
569
00:25:07,940 --> 00:25:09,609
I MEAN, THAT'S WHO
DIRECTED "STAR WARS."
570
00:25:09,709 --> 00:25:11,243
WELL, I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT.
571
00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:13,379
- I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT.
- YOU JUST TOLD ME WHO IT WAS.
572
00:25:13,479 --> 00:25:16,983
I MERELY ALLUDED
TO THE FACT THAT HE WAS
A WELL-KNOWN DIRECTOR.
573
00:25:17,083 --> 00:25:20,753
NOW ONE OF THE THINGS THAT HE
NEEDED TO COMPLETE HIS WORK--
574
00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:22,789
EVERYBODY KNOWS
WHO DIRECTED "STAR WARS."
575
00:25:22,889 --> 00:25:24,824
NOT EVERYONE IS IN
SHOW BUSINESS, LARRY.
576
00:25:24,924 --> 00:25:26,793
- OKAY, GO AHEAD.
- MY POINT IS--
577
00:25:26,893 --> 00:25:30,229
- GOD KNOWS WHAT
YOU'RE SAYING ABOUT ME.
- NO ONE ASKS ABOUT YOU.
578
00:25:30,329 --> 00:25:32,632
I DIDN'T ASK ABOUT GEORGE LUCAS
BUT YOU JUST BROUGHT HIM UP.
579
00:25:32,732 --> 00:25:35,668
I MERELY SAID
A WELL-KNOWN DIRECTOR.
AND HERE'S MY POINT.
580
00:25:35,768 --> 00:25:38,070
HE USED TO FREQUENT
PROSTITUTES.
581
00:25:38,170 --> 00:25:40,840
AND VERY OFTEN HE WOULD
HIRE THEM FOR AN HOUR,
582
00:25:40,940 --> 00:25:42,909
WHICH WAS THEIR MINIMUM,
BUT IT ONLY TOOK HIM
583
00:25:43,009 --> 00:25:44,677
THREE OR FOUR
OR MAYBE FIVE MINUTES
584
00:25:44,777 --> 00:25:47,046
TO COMPLETE THE SHOT,
IF YOU UNDERSTAND
WHAT I'M SAYING.
585
00:25:47,146 --> 00:25:50,516
HOWEVER, THEY CONSIDERED IT
FAIR AND HE CONSIDERED IT FAIR
586
00:25:50,617 --> 00:25:53,185
TO PAY THEM FOR THE FULL HOUR.
THAT WAS THE WAY
THEY DID BUSINESS.
587
00:25:53,285 --> 00:25:56,255
FIRST OFF, I'M APPALLED
BY WHAT YOU JUST SAID TO ME.
588
00:25:56,355 --> 00:25:57,690
HE HAS A RIGHT
TO DO WHAT HE WANTS.
HE'S AN ADULT.
589
00:25:57,790 --> 00:25:59,358
IT'S SUPPOSED
TO BE CONFIDENTIAL.
590
00:25:59,458 --> 00:26:00,760
- IT IS.
- YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE TELLING PEOPLE.
591
00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:02,629
IT'S MERELY BY WAY
OF ILLUSTRATION.
592
00:26:02,729 --> 00:26:05,932
MY POINT IS THAT
PEOPLE NEED VARIOUS THINGS
TO HELP THEM FUNCTION.
593
00:26:06,032 --> 00:26:07,834
AND MY HOPE WAS THAT
I WAS DOING THAT FOR YOU.
594
00:26:07,934 --> 00:26:09,802
WELL, IT'S GOOD
TO SEE YOU.
595
00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:11,871
YES, AND CONGRATULATIONS,
DOCTOR.
596
00:26:11,971 --> 00:26:14,774
I THINK YOU'VE STUMBLED
UPON THE PERFECT ANALOGY
597
00:26:14,874 --> 00:26:16,743
FOR EXACTLY WHAT YOU DO.
598
00:26:16,843 --> 00:26:19,311
WELL, IT'S SOMEWHERE BETWEEN
A HOBBY AND A PROFESSION
599
00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:20,680
FOR ME JUST
AS IT IS FOR THEM.
600
00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:22,181
- MM-HMM.
- GOOD SEEING YOU.
601
00:26:22,281 --> 00:26:24,350
OKAY.
602
00:26:25,852 --> 00:26:27,987
WHEW.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
603
00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:30,456
LET ME GO IN AND GIVE IT
A SHOT WITH THE GLASSES ON.
604
00:26:30,556 --> 00:26:32,258
I REALLY DON'T THINK
IT'S GONNA WORK.
605
00:26:32,358 --> 00:26:34,026
- LET ME GO GIVE IT A SHOT.
- GO AHEAD, GIVE IT A SHOT.
606
00:26:34,126 --> 00:26:36,996
GIVE ME THAT BILL, MAN.
FUCKING AROUND.
607
00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:41,868
DR. THURGOOD, ALLOW ME
TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.
608
00:26:46,405 --> 00:26:48,074
( laughing )
609
00:26:48,174 --> 00:26:50,009
MR. BLACK,
REALLY A PLEASURE
TO MEET YOU.
610
00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:51,443
- A PLEASURE.
- SEE YOU AGAIN I HOPE.
611
00:26:51,543 --> 00:26:53,579
- TAKE CARE.
- YOU TOO. BYE, LARRY.
612
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,214
- ( door closes )
- ( chuckles )
613
00:26:55,314 --> 00:26:58,250
HE TORE
THE BILL UP, THREW IT
IN THE GARBAGE. DONE.
614
00:26:58,350 --> 00:27:00,352
- WHAT? YOU'RE KIDDING.
- NO, I'M NOT KIDDING.
615
00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:02,088
- MM, THE GLASSES, BABY.
- AMAZING.
616
00:27:02,188 --> 00:27:03,790
- I TOLD YOU.
- IT'S A MIRACLE.
617
00:27:03,890 --> 00:27:05,591
YEAH, ON TOP OF THAT SHIT,
CHECK IT OUT.
618
00:27:05,692 --> 00:27:07,927
MOOKIE WILSON BALL.
HOW ABOUT THAT?
619
00:27:08,027 --> 00:27:10,496
GIVE THAT TO JEFF NOW.
REPLACE THE BALL YOU LOST.
620
00:27:10,596 --> 00:27:12,531
SEE HOW IT WORKS? OOH!
621
00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:15,334
- HE GAVE YOU THIS?
- NO, I STOLE IT.
622
00:27:20,606 --> 00:27:22,909
- OPEN UP. OPEN UP.
- ALL RIGHT. HEY HEY.
623
00:27:23,009 --> 00:27:25,311
- TAKE IT EASY. HERE.
- LISTEN, I NEED A RIDE.
624
00:27:25,411 --> 00:27:27,079
I NEED A RIDE.
I DON'T WANT THE FUCKING
BALL NOW.
625
00:27:27,179 --> 00:27:29,348
I NEED A RIDE.
MY COUSIN'S BUILDING
IS ON FIRE.
626
00:27:29,448 --> 00:27:31,984
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?
IT'S OVER BY THE REGENCY
ON PARK.
627
00:27:32,084 --> 00:27:34,153
- I NEED A RIDE.
IT'S AN EMERGENCY
- YOU WANT A RIDE?
628
00:27:34,253 --> 00:27:37,690
YEAH, I NEED A RIDE OVER
TO MY COUSIN'S BUILDING.
IT'S ON FIRE.
629
00:27:37,790 --> 00:27:40,426
LARRY, DRIVE ME!
JUST GIVE ME A FUCKING
RIDE, OKAY?
630
00:27:40,526 --> 00:27:43,295
THE BUILDING'S ON FIRE, LARRY.
PLEASE, COME ON. HURRY UP.
631
00:27:43,395 --> 00:27:45,732
- OPEN UP.
- WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
IT'S A FIRE.
632
00:27:45,832 --> 00:27:47,599
- I NEED TO GET THERE.
IT'S MY COUSIN.
- WHY?
633
00:27:47,700 --> 00:27:51,270
I NEED TO GET OVER THERE.
WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND
ABOUT FIRE?
634
00:27:51,370 --> 00:27:54,707
- I'LL PAY FOR A CAB.
- I DON'T WANT TO TAKE A CAB.
635
00:27:54,807 --> 00:27:56,608
GIVE ME A FUCKING RIDE.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
636
00:27:56,709 --> 00:27:58,778
WHY CAN'T YOU GIVE ME
A GODDAMN RIDE?
637
00:27:58,878 --> 00:28:00,713
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'VE GOT IT.
- OKAY, WHAT?
638
00:28:00,813 --> 00:28:02,648
SIT IN THE BACK SEAT.
I'LL GIVE YOU A LIMO RIDE.
639
00:28:02,749 --> 00:28:05,617
LARRY, I DON'T WANT
A FUCKING LIMOUSINE!
JUST OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR.
640
00:28:05,718 --> 00:28:07,854
- ALL RIGHT, YOU DRIVE.
- I DON'T WANT TO DRIVE!
641
00:28:07,954 --> 00:28:08,855
I'M HYSTERICAL.
DON'T YOU SEE THAT?
642
00:28:08,955 --> 00:28:10,522
I CAN'T DRIVE.
I CAN'T FOCUS.
643
00:28:10,622 --> 00:28:12,825
- SHE MIGHT BE--
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
GET IN THE CAR.
644
00:28:12,925 --> 00:28:14,861
MAKE SUCH A BIG
FUCKING DEAL.
645
00:28:14,961 --> 00:28:17,429
I ASK FOR A LITTLE
RIDE ACROSS TOWN.
646
00:28:19,065 --> 00:28:21,834
WHAT? WHAT ARE
YOU WAITING FOR?
647
00:28:21,934 --> 00:28:24,670
WHY ARE YOU DRIVING
LIKE A SNAIL?
648
00:28:24,771 --> 00:28:27,774
( gasping, moaning )
649
00:28:31,443 --> 00:28:33,545
( groans ) NO.
650
00:28:33,645 --> 00:28:37,950
NO. NO.
651
00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:41,387
- ( gasping )
- ( groaning )
652
00:28:53,599 --> 00:28:55,067
NO.
653
00:28:55,167 --> 00:28:58,170
- ( moans )
- ( groaning )
654
00:29:00,773 --> 00:29:02,341
( crashes )
655
00:29:02,441 --> 00:29:04,844
- ( chimes playing )
- WHAT THE FUCK, LARRY?
656
00:29:04,944 --> 00:29:07,213
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
ASSHOLE.
657
00:29:07,313 --> 00:29:09,181
- WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?
- OH MY GOD.
658
00:29:09,281 --> 00:29:11,617
- IT WAS YOUR FAULT.
- IT WAS NOT MY FAULT.
659
00:29:11,717 --> 00:29:13,953
- Man: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- OH MY GOD!
660
00:29:14,053 --> 00:29:15,687
- YEAH.
- Susie: OH MY GOD!
661
00:29:15,788 --> 00:29:17,423
- IS SHE ALL RIGHT?
- WHO CARES?
662
00:29:17,523 --> 00:29:20,860
- I'M SO SORRY.
- HILLARY!
663
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:22,929
JESUS, WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON OVER HERE?
664
00:29:23,029 --> 00:29:24,763
LOOKS LIKE QUITE A FIRE.
665
00:29:24,864 --> 00:29:27,366
( radio chatter )
666
00:29:27,466 --> 00:29:29,735
- HEY, BUCK.
- HEY, LARRY.
667
00:29:29,836 --> 00:29:31,737
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
668
00:29:31,838 --> 00:29:34,807
MY HOTEL IS JUST RIGHT
DOWN THE STREET AND I WAS
GOING FOR A LITTLE WALK.
669
00:29:34,907 --> 00:29:36,308
( screams )
MY BABY!
670
00:29:36,408 --> 00:29:38,911
- PLEASE, SOMEBODY HELP ME.
- ( crowd murmuring )
671
00:29:39,011 --> 00:29:41,447
PLEASE HELP ME!
MY BABY!
672
00:29:41,547 --> 00:29:44,016
PLEASE, SOMEBODY
HELP ME!
673
00:29:44,116 --> 00:29:46,452
- DROP IT.
- IT'S SAFE FOR A BABY.
GO AHEAD, WE'RE READY.
674
00:29:46,552 --> 00:29:49,088
- NO, I CAN'T.
- WE'RE READY, LET'S GO.
WE'RE READY NOW.
675
00:29:49,188 --> 00:29:51,991
COME ON, COME ON!
YOU CAN DO IT.
676
00:29:52,091 --> 00:29:53,893
- DROP IT!
- LET IT GO!
677
00:29:53,993 --> 00:29:57,363
- THROW THE BABY!
- I CAN'T! NO!
678
00:29:57,463 --> 00:30:00,299
- ( shouting fades )
- ( music playing
throughout )
679
00:30:56,055 --> 00:30:57,723
- ( cheering )
- OH MY GOD!
680
00:30:57,823 --> 00:31:00,092
OH MY GOD!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
681
00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:02,929
UNBELIEVABLE.
I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING
LIKE THAT IN MY LIFE.
682
00:31:03,029 --> 00:31:05,597
- NICE CATCH, BILL.
- THANKS.
683
00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:08,534
( cheering )
684
00:31:11,637 --> 00:31:14,573
YEAH!
HEY, ALL RIGHT!
685
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:23,815
WELL, SO...
686
00:31:23,916 --> 00:31:26,352
- HOW WAS THAT?
- IT WAS GOOD.
687
00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:29,488
YOU KNOW WHAT I'D LIKE
TO DO NOW?
688
00:31:31,257 --> 00:31:35,427
GO FOR A REALLY
LONG DRIVE.
689
00:31:37,997 --> 00:31:40,899
( theme music playing )
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