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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,806 --> 00:00:08,008 , ( theme music playing ) 2 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:14,382 Larry: IS ANYBODY WORRIED ABOUT DIRT ON THEIR FOOD HERE? 3 00:00:14,482 --> 00:00:17,985 YOU KNOW, THESE BUSES COME BY. EVERYBODY MAKES SUCH A BIG DEAL ABOUT EATING OUTSIDE. 4 00:00:18,086 --> 00:00:20,621 - I FIND IT DISGUSTING. - IT'S AL FRESCO. 5 00:00:20,721 --> 00:00:23,591 HEY, DO ME A FAVOR AND REMIND ME TO PICK UP MY GLOVE LATER. I'M GETTING IT RESTITCHED. 6 00:00:23,691 --> 00:00:25,426 - OKAY. - YOU'RE WEARING GLOVES? IT'S THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER. 7 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:27,161 - NO, MY BASEBALL GLOVE. - Susan: OH, BASEBALL. 8 00:00:27,261 --> 00:00:28,929 THEY'RE IN A LEAGUE. IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL IT? 9 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:31,299 WE'RE PLAYING FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP. ARE YOU NOT LISTENING? 10 00:00:31,399 --> 00:00:33,467 Larry: I HOPE IT TURNS OUT BETTER THAN THE GOLF CHAMPIONSHIP. 11 00:00:33,567 --> 00:00:35,303 - Susie: THAT'S TRUE. - HEY, DO YOU WANT TO COME? 12 00:00:35,403 --> 00:00:36,904 NO, I DON'T LIKE BASEBALL. 13 00:00:37,004 --> 00:00:38,606 - I'M A LITTLE SURPRISED. - WHY? 14 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:40,141 YOU I CAN UNDERSTAND. YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED A LONG TIME. 15 00:00:40,241 --> 00:00:42,310 YOU COULD CARE LESS ABOUT WHAT HE DOES. 16 00:00:42,410 --> 00:00:44,645 - YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. - BUT WE'VE JUST STARTED DATING. 17 00:00:44,745 --> 00:00:47,615 AND WHEN YOU FIRST START DATING YOU ALWAYS DO THINGS THAT ARE DISTASTEFUL. 18 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:50,951 - THAT'S PART OF THE PROCESS. - FISH AND CHICKEN. 19 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:53,053 WE'RE SPLITTING THAT SO IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER. 20 00:00:53,154 --> 00:00:55,123 OKAY, HOW ABOUT I GIVE THAT TO YOU? 21 00:00:55,223 --> 00:00:58,392 AND CHICKEN. ENJOY. 22 00:00:58,492 --> 00:01:00,894 - THAT LOOKS GOOD, JEFF. - HOW DO YOU WANT TO WORK THIS? 23 00:01:00,994 --> 00:01:04,064 - I'M GONNA KEEP THE CHICKEN. - YOU CAN'T KEEP THE CHICKEN. WE SAID WE'RE GONNA SPLIT IT. 24 00:01:04,165 --> 00:01:06,267 THAT FISH, TO BE HONEST, DON'T LOOK SO GOOD. 25 00:01:06,367 --> 00:01:08,369 I ONLY CHOSE IT BECAUSE I KNEW WE WERE GONNA SPLIT IT. 26 00:01:08,469 --> 00:01:11,872 LOOK, YOU BROUGHT THE FISH INTO IT. I'M SAYING NO. 27 00:01:11,972 --> 00:01:15,476 - THAT'S COMPLETELY UNETHICAL. - HONESTLY, LARRY, THIS IS WHY HE'S A GOOD MANAGER. 28 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:18,112 YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL HE'S UNETHICAL. HE'S UNSCRUPULOUS. 29 00:01:18,212 --> 00:01:20,114 - YOU WANT SOME OF MY SALAD? - OH MY GOD. 30 00:01:20,214 --> 00:01:22,583 - THIS IS AMAZING. - IT LOOKS REALLY REALLY GOOD. 31 00:01:22,683 --> 00:01:24,918 I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. IT'S FANTASTIC. 32 00:01:25,018 --> 00:01:26,287 - REALLY? - THE FOOD HERE IS GREAT. 33 00:01:26,387 --> 00:01:27,788 - CAN I TRY IT? - NOPE. 34 00:01:27,888 --> 00:01:30,558 - JUST A LITTLE TASTE? - NOPE, YOU MADE A MISTAKE. 35 00:01:30,658 --> 00:01:32,493 - YOU'RE SO LYING. - NO, I SWEAR TO GOD. 36 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:35,163 Larry: I LEARNED A VERY VALUABLE LESSON TODAY. 37 00:01:35,263 --> 00:01:36,930 - WHAT DID YOU LEARN? - I'D RATHER KEEP IT TO MYSELF. 38 00:01:37,030 --> 00:01:39,200 KNOW SOMETHING? I'VE LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON TODAY TOO. 39 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:42,102 NO, YOU'RE ONLY SAYING YOU LEARNED A LESSON BECAUSE I SAID I LEARNED A LESSON. 40 00:01:42,203 --> 00:01:43,537 THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG. I'M JUST SHARING. 41 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:45,773 I KNOW FOR A FACT YOU DID NOT LEARN A LESSON. 42 00:01:45,873 --> 00:01:48,342 - IT'S A COINCIDENCE. - SPEAKING OF LESSONS, I'M SO SORRY-- 43 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:51,145 I HAVE TO GO. I HAVE A PIANO LESSON. 44 00:01:51,245 --> 00:01:54,915 GOOD LUCK AT YOUR WIFFLE BALL GAME OR WHATEVER. 45 00:01:55,015 --> 00:01:56,750 - SOFTBALL. - OKAY, THANKS. 46 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:59,086 - BYE. - SEE YOU AFTER THE GAME. SEE YOU THURSDAY. 47 00:01:59,187 --> 00:02:00,888 - ALL RIGHT, TAKE A SHOWER. - CALL ME. 48 00:02:00,988 --> 00:02:02,456 - IS SHE A GREAT GIRL? - SHE'S GREAT. 49 00:02:02,556 --> 00:02:04,292 SHE LIKES YOU, WHICH IS A SHOCKING THING TO ME. 50 00:02:04,392 --> 00:02:07,027 - SHE MIGHT. - NO, SHE'S GOING OUT WITH HIM AGAIN. 51 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,496 - CAN I SAY SOMETHING? - WHAT? 52 00:02:08,596 --> 00:02:10,964 - I'VE GOT TO PEE. - SHE GETS ME. 53 00:02:11,064 --> 00:02:13,033 WELL, YOU'RE LUCKY SOMEBODY DOES. 54 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:17,037 LARRY, FAVOR. JEFF'S BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP. 55 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,539 THERE'S A SIGNING THING AT THE REGENCY. 56 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:20,608 MOOKIE WILSON IS GONNA BE THERE. 57 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:23,811 I NEED YOU TO GET THIS SIGNED AS A GIFT. CAN YOU DO THAT FOR ME? 58 00:02:23,911 --> 00:02:27,748 ( chimes playing ) 59 00:02:27,848 --> 00:02:31,385 LAR. LAR. 60 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:35,055 LARRY! WHAT HAPPENED? WHERE'D YOU GO? 61 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:37,291 - I'M SORRY, WHAT? - MOOKIE WILSON. 62 00:02:37,391 --> 00:02:39,560 CAN YOU GET MOOKIE WILSON TO SIGN THIS FOR JEFF'S BIRTHDAY? 63 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,395 - OH YEAH. OKAY. - ALL RIGHT? 64 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:45,266 - YEAH, MOOKIE'S HIS FAVORITE PLAYER. - YEAH. '86 METS. 65 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:51,472 Larry: I LIKE HER, BUT SHE'S GOT A KID SO WHAT'S GONNA COME OF IT? 66 00:02:51,572 --> 00:02:53,241 WHAT'S THE POINT OF THE WHOLE THING? 67 00:02:53,341 --> 00:02:55,743 TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, WHENEVER I SEE A WOMAN WHO'S HAPPY, 68 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:57,378 SHE'S MARRIED. 69 00:02:57,478 --> 00:03:00,748 AND WHENEVER I SEE A MAN WHO'S HAPPY, HE'S SINGLE. 70 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:04,017 - MATHEMATICS OF THAT IS CONFUSING, ISN'T IT? - YEAH. 71 00:03:04,117 --> 00:03:07,087 ANYWAY, SO WE WERE AT THIS RESTAURANT, 72 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,357 ALL OF A SUDDEN I HEARD THIS SOFTEE MUSIC. 73 00:03:09,457 --> 00:03:10,891 THE MR. SOFTEE TRUCK. 74 00:03:10,991 --> 00:03:13,494 - THE MUSIC FROM THE MR. SOFTEE TRUCK? - YES. 75 00:03:13,594 --> 00:03:17,665 WHEN I WAS A KID I HAD A TRAUMATIC INCIDENT 76 00:03:17,765 --> 00:03:20,901 INVOLVING MR. SOFTEE. 77 00:03:21,001 --> 00:03:23,737 - Boy: LET'S DO ANOTHER HAND. - Girl: OKAY. 78 00:03:23,837 --> 00:03:26,574 TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE. 79 00:03:26,674 --> 00:03:29,410 - Boy: HERE WE GO. - Girl: YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA TAKE TWO. 80 00:03:32,746 --> 00:03:34,615 ALL RIGHT, LARRY, WHAT DO YOU GOT? 81 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:36,784 I'VE GOT TWO PAIR. 82 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:39,320 WOW, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH. 83 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:41,422 I'VE GOT A FLUSH. 84 00:03:41,522 --> 00:03:45,058 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, COME ON, TAKE IT OFF. 85 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:47,595 COME ON. 86 00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:54,735 THAT'S PRETTY PRETTY PRETTY GOOD. 87 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:56,770 ( door opens ) 88 00:03:56,870 --> 00:03:58,839 ( chimes playing ) 89 00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:02,042 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH MY DAUGHTER? 90 00:04:02,142 --> 00:04:04,712 COME HERE. COME HERE. 91 00:04:04,812 --> 00:04:06,814 Father: YOU BE QUIET AND YOU LISTEN TO ME. 92 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:10,318 - WHAT THE FUCK? - YOUR VAGINA IS SHOWING. 93 00:04:10,418 --> 00:04:14,054 OH MY GOD. HE'S GOT MORE PUBES ON HIS FUCKING HEAD. 94 00:04:14,154 --> 00:04:15,756 YOU FORGOT SOMETHING, KID. 95 00:04:15,856 --> 00:04:18,426 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, KID? 96 00:04:18,526 --> 00:04:21,862 PUT SOME CLOTHES ON, YOU FOUR-EYED FUCK. 97 00:04:21,962 --> 00:04:24,498 AND TO THIS DAY 98 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:27,234 WHENEVER I SEE THE SOFTEE TRUCK 99 00:04:27,335 --> 00:04:29,603 OR ESPECIALLY HEAR THE MUSIC, THAT MUSIC 100 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:31,672 THAT GOES IN A CONTINUOUS LOOP... 101 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:34,308 ( vocalizes tune ) 102 00:04:42,350 --> 00:04:43,684 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? 103 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:46,086 IT'S DEEPLY DISTURBING, THERE'S NO QUESTION ABOUT IT. 104 00:04:46,186 --> 00:04:47,621 BUT LET ME JUST MAKE SURE I UNDERSTAND. 105 00:04:47,721 --> 00:04:50,157 YOU FELT HUMILIATED AS A RESULT OF THE STRIP POKER GAME? 106 00:04:50,257 --> 00:04:51,825 YES. DO YOU MIND IF I PUT MY FEET UP HERE? 107 00:04:51,925 --> 00:04:53,293 - PLEASE. - YOU SURE? 108 00:04:53,394 --> 00:04:55,128 - NO, IT'S FINE. - A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T LIKE IT. 109 00:04:55,228 --> 00:04:57,431 - I AM ABSOLUTELY OKAY WITH IT. - ALTHOUGH IT'S JUST A SNEAKER. 110 00:04:57,531 --> 00:04:59,633 WELL, I THINK EVEN IF IT WERE A DRESS SHOE I WOULD BE FINE. 111 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:01,702 YOU'RE NOT GONNA RESENT ME WHEN I LEAVE HERE 112 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:04,605 FOR PUTTING MY FEET UP AND PUTTING YOU IN THIS COMPROMISING POSITION? 113 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:07,441 I DON'T FEEL FUNNY ABOUT IT. BUT IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER 114 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:10,344 I HAVE SOME JAPANESE SLIPPERS YOU COULD CHANGE INTO OUT THERE. 115 00:05:10,444 --> 00:05:12,145 OH, THAT'S KIND OF YOU TO OFFER, BUT I'D RATHER NOT. 116 00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:15,115 SO JUST TO MAKE SURE THAT I UNDERSTAND THINGS THOROUGHLY, 117 00:05:15,215 --> 00:05:17,618 - YOU FELT HUMILIATED-- - WHAT THE HELL THEN, RIGHT? 118 00:05:17,718 --> 00:05:19,853 - SURE, GO AHEAD. - OKAY. 119 00:05:19,953 --> 00:05:22,556 - YOU FELT HUMILIATED AS A RESULT OF THIS-- - I'M NOT COMFORTABLE WITH IT. 120 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:25,058 - I'M SORRY. - ALL RIGHT. 121 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:27,861 THIS WAS A GIRL THAT YOU KNEW FROM THE NEIGHBORHOOD, I PRESUME. 122 00:05:27,961 --> 00:05:30,898 - YES. YES. - YOU WERE PLAYING STRIP POKER WITH HER. 123 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:33,100 AND OF COURSE I LOST ALMOST EVERY HAND. 124 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:34,935 SHE TOOK OFF HER SOCKS AND SHOES. 125 00:05:35,035 --> 00:05:37,838 I FEEL LIKE IF SHE HAD TAKEN THE TOP OFF 126 00:05:37,938 --> 00:05:40,073 MY WHOLE LIFE WOULD HAVE BEEN DIFFERENT. 127 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:45,078 KEEP IT GOING. KEEP IT GOING, GUYS. COME ON. 128 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:46,714 - HEY, YARI. YARI. - KEEP IT GOING. 129 00:05:46,814 --> 00:05:49,016 - WHAT WHAT WHAT? - WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH MY CAR? 130 00:05:49,116 --> 00:05:52,019 EASY JOB. BE READY TOMORROW LIKE I SAID, OKAY? 131 00:05:52,119 --> 00:05:53,854 - REALLY? - YOU WORRY TOO MUCH. 132 00:05:53,954 --> 00:05:57,124 - WORRY ABOUT THE GAME. - WE DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT THIS GAME. 133 00:05:57,224 --> 00:05:59,493 - YOU NEED TO WORRY ABOUT THE GAME. - WE GOT THIS GAME. 134 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:01,795 CHAMPIONSHIP GAME. BRING IT IN, EVERYBODY. 135 00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:03,531 COME ON. 136 00:06:04,565 --> 00:06:07,535 OKAY, WE'RE HERE. 137 00:06:07,635 --> 00:06:12,005 WE MADE IT! WE MADE IT TO THE BIG GAME. 138 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:14,074 CENTER STAGE. 139 00:06:14,174 --> 00:06:18,378 EVERY ONE OF YOU ALL, GIVE YOURSELVES A CLAP ON THE HAND. 140 00:06:18,479 --> 00:06:22,249 I AM SO PROUD OF EVERY ONE OF YOU. 141 00:06:22,349 --> 00:06:25,753 YOU KNOW, BEFORE I CAME OUT TODAY 142 00:06:25,853 --> 00:06:28,589 I THINK ABOUT I'M LIKE THE STEINBRENNER. 143 00:06:28,689 --> 00:06:32,460 AND I THINK, "WHAT WOULD STEINBRENNER SAY RIGHT NOW?" 144 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:34,628 HE WOULD SAY 145 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:38,231 THAT WHEN YOU PUT ON THIS UNIFORM 146 00:06:38,331 --> 00:06:40,100 WITH MY NAME ON IT, 147 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:42,503 THERE IS NO SUBSTITUTE FOR WINNING! 148 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:44,838 NO SUBSTITUTE! 149 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:47,074 OR YOU HIT THE DECK. 150 00:06:47,174 --> 00:06:49,176 SO WE'RE GOING TO GO OUT THERE, 151 00:06:49,276 --> 00:06:52,179 WE'RE GOING TO PLAY THIS OTHER TEAM, 152 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:53,981 QUOTE UNQUOTE, RALEIGH'S CLOTHING 153 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:58,819 WITH THEIR PUSSY MUSTARD-YELLOW SHIT UNIFORMS. 154 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:01,321 WE AREN'T JUST GOING TO BEAT THEM, 155 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:04,525 WE WILL GRAB THEM AND WE WILL FUCK 156 00:07:04,625 --> 00:07:07,828 THEIR SISTERS IN THE CUNT! 157 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:09,563 ARE YOU LISTENING? 158 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:11,565 BRING IT IN. COME ON. 159 00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:13,967 - FUCK THESE PEOPLE! - All: FUCK THESE PEOPLE! 160 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:16,169 YES! 161 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:20,040 FUCK THEIR SISTERS IN THE CUNT? WHO TALKS THAT WAY? 162 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:22,442 OKAY, HERE WE GO. TWO OUTS. 163 00:07:22,543 --> 00:07:25,178 THIS IS IT-- CHAMPIONSHIP. ONE MORE OUT, ALL RIGHT? 164 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:28,716 GROUND BALL GOES TO FIRST, SECOND OR THIRD OR HOME. 165 00:07:28,816 --> 00:07:30,017 ALL RIGHT, COME ON, YARI. 166 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:32,119 ( crowd cheering ) 167 00:07:32,219 --> 00:07:34,154 ( chimes playing ) 168 00:07:43,764 --> 00:07:45,866 YES! YOU GOT IT, LARRY. 169 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:49,402 - HERE IT COMES. YOU'VE GOT IT. - Crowd: OH! 170 00:07:49,503 --> 00:07:51,471 WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT? 171 00:07:51,572 --> 00:07:54,474 AND NOW THEY'RE GOING HOME. 172 00:07:54,575 --> 00:07:56,376 HOW DID THIS-- WHAT? 173 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:59,279 WHERE ARE YOU? WHAT HAPPENED? 174 00:07:59,379 --> 00:08:01,014 I GOT DISTRACTED BY THE SOFTEE TRUCK. 175 00:08:01,114 --> 00:08:03,116 - BY THE WHAT? - WHAT A DOUCHE. WHAT A DOUCHE. 176 00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:05,786 - YOU SUCK. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS? - WHAT A LOSER. 177 00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:07,955 A BABY COULD HAVE KICKED THAT BALL, 178 00:08:08,055 --> 00:08:09,957 - PICKED IT UP, THROWN IT THREE PLACE. - STUPID ASS! 179 00:08:10,057 --> 00:08:12,893 - YOU BUCKNERED ME. - I'M SORRY. 180 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:17,197 YOU FUCKING BUCKNERED IT. WHY IS BUCKNER ON MY TEAM? 181 00:08:18,265 --> 00:08:20,634 SORRY. 182 00:08:23,871 --> 00:08:25,405 HEY. 183 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,641 OH, ABOUT TIME. GOD DAMN, LARRY. 184 00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:29,376 I HAD A SOFTBALL GAME. I TOLD YOU THAT. 185 00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:31,645 - HOW WAS THE GAME? - I MADE AN ERROR IN THE LAST INNING 186 00:08:31,745 --> 00:08:33,614 WITH TWO OUTS THAT COST US THE CHAMPIONSHIP. 187 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:35,616 MEANWHILE I'M STANDING THE FUCK OUT HERE COUNTING MY MOTHERFUCKING NUTS. 188 00:08:35,716 --> 00:08:37,551 KNOW WHY? I CAN'T GET IN THE GODDAMN BUILDING. 189 00:08:37,651 --> 00:08:40,654 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - THIS MOTHERFUCKER IN THE GLASS TUBE. 190 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:43,023 THIS DUDE RIGHT HERE. THE GATEKEEPER WON'T LET ME IN THE GODDAMN BUILDING. 191 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:45,392 - THAT'S TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE. - THAT'S UNACCEPTABLE. 192 00:08:45,492 --> 00:08:49,329 LET ME JUST SAY THIS, OKAY? ON BEHALF OF ALL CAUCASIANS, 193 00:08:49,429 --> 00:08:50,864 - I APOLOGIZE. - PUT THAT SHIT IN. 194 00:08:50,964 --> 00:08:52,833 I APOLOGIZE FOR THE CAUCASIAN RACE. 195 00:08:52,933 --> 00:08:55,035 BY THE WAY, I HAVE A VERY GOOD IDEA FOR YOU. 196 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:57,104 TO AVOID SITUATIONS LIKE THIS IN THE FUTURE, 197 00:08:57,204 --> 00:09:01,474 I THINK YOU SHOULD CONSIDER WEARING GLASSES. 198 00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:03,410 - FUCK OUT OF HERE. - SWEAR TO GOD. 199 00:09:03,510 --> 00:09:06,880 I HAVE NOTICED THAT WHITE PEOPLE REVERE BLACK PEOPLE IN GLASSES, 200 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:09,516 GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO DO STUFF FOR THEM. 201 00:09:09,617 --> 00:09:13,053 IF A BLACK MAN WITH GLASSES GOES UP FOR A JOB AGAINST A WHITE MAN, 202 00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:15,555 GLASSES GETS THE JOB. NO GLASSES, NO JOB. 203 00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:17,490 - WE'LL TRY THIS SHIT, LARRY. IT'S A WAGER. - YOU'RE OPEN TO IT? 204 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:19,492 - I'M OPEN TO THIS SHIT. - BEAUTIFUL. 205 00:09:19,593 --> 00:09:21,461 - I'LL TRY THIS SHIT AND SEE WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS. - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. 206 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:24,197 - WHAT'S GOING ON WITH JENNIFER, MAN? - I'M SEEING HER TONIGHT. 207 00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:27,434 OH, HA HA! SEE, I GET A FUCKING TINGLE IN MY JOHNSON 208 00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:30,003 WHEN A MOTHERFUCKER TELLS ME HE'S ABOUT TO GET SOME ASS. 209 00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:31,739 - DO YOUR GODDAMN JOB. - I'LL TALK TO HIM. 210 00:09:31,839 --> 00:09:34,808 ( Jennifer moaning ) 211 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:37,177 - ( chimes playing ) - ( Larry gasps ) 212 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:40,580 - Jennifer: OH. - Larry: OH MY GOD. 213 00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:43,617 LARRY, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 214 00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:51,358 WELL, COME ON, MR. SOFTEE. 215 00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:58,465 - HEY, YARI. - OH. 216 00:09:58,565 --> 00:09:59,933 - HEY. - HEY. 217 00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:02,135 - HOW'S IT GOING? - IT'S GREAT. 218 00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:05,973 - GOOD. SO IS THE CAR READY? - GOOD. GOOD. 219 00:10:06,073 --> 00:10:09,209 - LET ME CHECK. - BY THE WAY, GREAT GAME YESTERDAY. 220 00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:11,845 - YOU PITCHED REALLY WELL. - IT'S NOT READY. 221 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:14,347 IT'S NOT READY? HOW COME IT'S NOT READY? 222 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:17,084 - YOU SAID IT WAS GONNA BE READY. - I SAID IT'S NOT READY. 223 00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:19,820 IS IT ALMOST READY? 224 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:23,323 UM, I THINK HALF. HALF READY. 225 00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:26,093 - HALF READY? - YEAH YEAH YEAH. 226 00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:27,995 WHAT HAPPENED? 227 00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:31,598 I GUESS I MADE AN ERROR. 228 00:10:31,699 --> 00:10:34,267 YEAH. 229 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:36,937 - YOU KNOW WHAT I DID? I DROPPED THE BALL. - OKAY. 230 00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:40,040 - NO BIG DEAL. MADE AN ERROR. - YOU DIDN'T FIX MY CAR 231 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:43,143 BECAUSE I MADE AN ERROR? WHAT ARE YOU, 12 YEARS OLD? 232 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:45,378 ( shouting ) WHAT ARE YOU, 90 YEARS OLD? 233 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:48,115 YOU LET THE BALL GO THROUGH YOUR LEGS. TOO TOO TOO TOT. 234 00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:50,818 THE WHOLE SEASON IS A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME! 235 00:10:50,918 --> 00:10:53,253 - IT'S A SOFTBALL GAME! - "IT'S A SOFTBALL GAME"? 236 00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:55,889 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT THE STEINBRENNER. 237 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,991 - I AM THE STEINBRENNER. - YOU'RE THE STEINBRENNER? 238 00:10:58,091 --> 00:10:59,659 - I AM THE STEINBRENNER! - REALLY? 239 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,995 STEINBRENNER OWNED A MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM. 240 00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:04,932 - I OWN THIS TEAM. - YOU OWN 12 T-SHIRTS. 241 00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:07,200 I PAID FOR THEM. YARI'S AUTONOMICS. 242 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:10,503 YOU DISGRACED-- YOU DISGRACED MY BUSINESS. 243 00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:12,172 STEINBRENNER ALWAYS SAY-- 244 00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:15,743 - HE SAY WINNING IS THE ONLY ANSWER. - IT'S IMPORTANT. 245 00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:18,879 HE SAYS WINNING ALL DAY, EVERY DAY OR GO AWAY. 246 00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:20,647 - I'D LIKE THE CAR. - YOU'D LIKE THE CAR? 247 00:11:20,748 --> 00:11:22,816 - YEAH. - I'D LIKE MY CHAMPIONSHIP BACK. 248 00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:24,517 - GIVE ME THE KEY. - YOU ARE FIRED. 249 00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:27,020 JUST LIKE-- THAT'S WHAT GEORGE WOULD DO. TAKE YOUR CAR. 250 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:30,557 - GIVE IT TO ME. - I FIRE YOU. YOUR CAR IS FIRED. 251 00:11:30,657 --> 00:11:33,026 TAKE YOUR FUCKING CAR. 252 00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:34,728 HERE IS YOUR KEY. HERE IS YOUR KEY. 253 00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:37,097 I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU OR YOUR KEY 254 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,800 WEARING MY NAME ON YOUR SHIRT AGAIN. 255 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:42,202 I WON'T WEAR YOUR NAME ON MY SHIRT AGAIN, THAT'S A PROMISE. 256 00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:45,505 DON'T DISGRACE ME. GET OUT OF MY-- YARI'S! GET OUT! 257 00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:48,075 BUCKNER, FUCK YOU. GO BUCKNER YOURSELF. 258 00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:49,943 GO! FASTER! 259 00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:53,380 SO I GET THE CAR BACK FROM YARI, 260 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,816 IT'S WORSE THAN IT WAS BEFORE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE DID TO IT. 261 00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:58,551 THE FRONT SEAT IS REALLY RATTLING. IT'S TERRIBLE. 262 00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:00,720 HOLD UP, HOLD UP. MY SHOE IS UNTIED. 263 00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:04,357 - I'M GONNA GET THE TICKETS. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. - ALL RIGHT. 264 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,062 SORRY, WE'RE SOLD OUT. 265 00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:12,632 - ( sighs ) - WHAT HAPPENED? 266 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,301 THEY'RE SOLD OUT. 267 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:17,037 - SOLD OUT? - YEAH. 268 00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:21,474 LET ME GO DOWN HERE AND GIVE IT A SHOT, MAN. 269 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,410 WOW. 270 00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:38,458 WE'RE GOOD. 271 00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:42,830 - ( laughing ) - Larry: HUH? 272 00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:44,631 - Leon: WOW. - CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? 273 00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:47,167 I'M GONNA GET ME A WHOLE NEW CLASS OF BITCHES WITH THESE ON. 274 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,669 WOW, THIS IS AMAZING. IT WORKED. 275 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,672 - THEY WORKED. SEE, WHAT DID I TELL YOU? - YOU'RE FUCKING RIGHT. 276 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:56,209 THIS IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING THE CIVIL RIGHTS LEADERS HAVE EVER COME UP WITH. 277 00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:58,711 YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT. I HAVE OVERCOME, GOD DAMN IT. 278 00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:00,047 I GOT TO GET MOOKIE'S AUTOGRAPH. 279 00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:02,449 I'M GONNA CHECK OUT JOE PEPITONE OVER HERE. 280 00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:04,818 WHAT'S UP, MAN? 281 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,923 HEY, DR. THURGOOD. 282 00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:11,959 - LARRY, HOW ARE YOU? - HEY, HI. 283 00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:14,862 YOU'RE GETTING MOOKIE'S AUTOGRAPH, HUH? 284 00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:16,830 YEAH WELL, I'M USUALLY A CUBS FAN. 285 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:19,199 I'M KIND OF ATTRACTED TO THE HOPELESS CASES. 286 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,968 HEY, RIGHT? 287 00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:22,769 WELL, LISTEN, I HOPE YOU'LL EXCUSE ME. 288 00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:25,238 YOU KNOW WHEN YOU WERE A KID WALKING WITH YOUR MOTHER THROUGH BOHACK'S, 289 00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:28,909 YOU SAW YOUR TEACHER AND YOU HAD TO REALIZE SHE DIDN'T LIVE IN SCHOOL? 290 00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:31,845 YOU UNDERSTAND? LARRY, I DON'T LIVE IN SCHOOL EITHER. 291 00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:34,114 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? NICE TO SEE YOU. 292 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:36,416 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 293 00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:39,819 HEY, LISTEN. SO I'VE GOT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING. 294 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,689 WHAT HAPPENED WAS I WAS IN A SOFTBALL GAME 295 00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:44,992 AND I HEARD THE SOFTEE THEME-- 296 00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:46,359 AGAIN WITH THE SOFTEE THEME-- 297 00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:48,061 AND A GROUND BALL WENT THROUGH MY LEGS. 298 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,097 THAT COST US THE CHAMPIONSHIP IN A SOFTBALL GAME. 299 00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:53,733 ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THIS HERE? I MEAN, WHILE WE'RE HERE? 300 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,169 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? WE'RE JUST ON LINE. 301 00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:58,371 AND THEN THAT NIGHT I WAS IN BED WITH A WOMAN 302 00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,840 AND I HEARD THE SOFTEE MUSIC AGAIN AND I COULDN'T PERFORM. 303 00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:02,943 - WELL, IT IS VERY TROUBLING. - YES. 304 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:05,112 - SHE CALLED ME MR. SOFTEE. - SHE DID? 305 00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:07,680 - YES. - MY ADVICE IS DON'T TRY TOO MUCH AT ONCE. 306 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:10,317 I HAD A CLIENT ONCE, HE WAS A ROCK GUITARIST. 307 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:13,220 HE PLAYED FOR THE BAND, WHAT WAS THE NAME OF IT? 308 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:16,189 GRAND FUNK RAILROAD. I DON'T WANT TO REVEAL HIS NAME BECAUSE-- 309 00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:18,225 I ALREADY TOLD YOU HE PLAYED FOR GRAND FUNK RAILROAD. 310 00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:19,759 YOU CAN JUST LOOK IT UP. IT'S MARK FARNER. 311 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,895 THE GREAT THING ABOUT MARK FARNER WAS 312 00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:24,097 HE DIDN'T MESS AROUND WITH ALL THE EXTRANEOUS NOTES. 313 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,865 DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING? 314 00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:28,201 - HE ONLY PLAYED THE IMPORTANT NOTES... - YEAH. 315 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:30,137 - YUP. - ...AND THAT'S WHAT I WANT YOU TO TRY. 316 00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:32,205 I FIND IT A LITTLE TROUBLING THAT YOU TOLD ME HIS NAME, 317 00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:34,641 BECAUSE NOW YOU COULD BE TELLING PEOPLE MY NAME. 318 00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:36,176 IT WAS MERELY AN ACCIDENT. 319 00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:38,578 I DON'T WANT THIS ACCIDENT TO HAPPEN WITH ME. 320 00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:41,281 I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND. AND I DON'T THINK IT WILL HAPPEN WITH YOUR NAME. 321 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,316 - HAVE YOU TALKED ABOUT ME TO ANYONE? - OF COURSE NOT. 322 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:45,752 I WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO YOU OR ANY OTHER PATIENT, LARRY. 323 00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:48,388 - I JUST COULDN'T DO IT. - OH MY GOD. 324 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:53,493 EXCUSE ME ONE SECOND. I THINK THAT'S BILL BUCKNER. 325 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,231 WOW. 326 00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:00,733 - BILL BUCKNER. OH MY GOD. - YEAH, HOW ARE YOU DOING? 327 00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:04,804 - NICE TO MEET YOU. - THIS IS AMAZING THAT YOU'RE HERE. 328 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,474 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. I HAD AN INCIDENT AT A SOFTBALL GAME 329 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,142 THAT WAS VERY SIMILAR TO WHAT YOU WENT THROUGH. 330 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,311 OF COURSE YOURS HAPPENED IN THE WORLD SERIES 331 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,280 IN FRONT OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE, BUT NEVERTHELESS 332 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,282 A BALL WENT THROUGH MY LEGS AND COST US THE GAME. 333 00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:17,951 IT WAS HUMILIATING AND PEOPLE WERE INSULTING ME. 334 00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,020 - I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT. - I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SEEING YOU HERE. 335 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,022 HOW DID YOU DEAL WITH ALL THAT STUFF? 336 00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:25,225 YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'RE GIVING YOUR BEST EFFORT, IT'S A TEAM GAME, THOSE THINGS HAPPEN. 337 00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:26,393 YOU'VE JUST GOT TO FORGET ABOUT IT. 338 00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:28,295 JEEZ, YOU HAVE A REALLY GOOD ATTITUDE. 339 00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:30,630 I'D LOVE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS. DO YOU GOT A MINUTE? 340 00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:35,068 YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY I WAS ABOUT READY TO TAKE A BREAK FOR LUNCH, YEAH. 341 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:38,305 - CAN I WALK OUT WITH YOU? - YEAH, SURE. 342 00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:40,107 OH, OKAY, I'VE JUST GOT TO GET MOOKIE'S AUTOGRAPH. 343 00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:41,808 - I'LL GET IT FOR YOU. - OH GREAT, THANKS. 344 00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:43,410 THAT GUY OWES ME ONE. 345 00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:45,945 SO I SAW THIS COMMERCIAL LAST NIGHT. 346 00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:48,481 MICHAEL JORDAN HAD A HITLER MUSTACHE. 347 00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:51,251 YEAH, I SAW THAT. HE'S THE FIRST ONE TO WEAR THAT SINCE HITLER, ISN'T HE? 348 00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,320 YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK THAT'S TRUE. 349 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:56,589 - HEY, BUCKNER, YOU SUCK. - HEY, HAVE A NICE DAY, FELLAS. 350 00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,958 NICE CATCH. ( laughs ) 351 00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:00,460 WHAT JERKS, HUH? 352 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:04,064 OH MY GOD. HOW DO YOU PUT UP WITH THAT? 353 00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:05,865 YOU JUST GET USED TO IT. 354 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,934 - Man: FUCK YOU, BUCKNER! - HEY! 355 00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:10,170 - YOU STINK! - OH, SO DO YOU! 356 00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:12,972 HEY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, LARRY. 357 00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:14,907 YOU'RE GONNA DRIVE YOURSELF CRAZY. 358 00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:16,476 SO HOW LONG YOU GONNA BE AROUND FOR? 359 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,545 YOU WANT TO GO TAKE IN A COUPLE OF BROADWAY SHOWS? 360 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,480 THERE'S A GOOD ONE CALLED "NEXT TO NORMAL" 361 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:23,583 I HEAR A LOT OF GOOD STUFF ABOUT. WOMAN HAS A BIPOLAR DISORDER. 362 00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:25,952 COULD I INTERRUPT YOU? I'VE GOT AN EMERGENCY. 363 00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,620 ARE EITHER OF YOU GENTLEMEN JEWISH? 364 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:30,523 - NOT ME. - UH, YEAH, I'M-- 365 00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:32,659 LISTEN, I HAVE A PROBLEM UPSTAIRS. WE'RE DOING A KADDISH 366 00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:35,495 AND WE NEED ONE MORE GUY TO FILL OUT THE MINYAN. 367 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:39,299 - WHAT'S A MINYAN? - A MINYAN-- WHEN A JEWISH PERSON DIES 368 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:42,869 - YOU NEED TO HAVE 10 MEN IN A ROOM TO SAY A PRAYER. - IT'LL TAKE 10 MINUTES TOPS. 369 00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:45,338 - I GOT MY FRIEND HERE. - HE COULD COME ALONG. IT'S A FREE LUNCH. 370 00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:47,274 YOU COULD HAVE A LITTLE SANDWICH WHILE YOU'RE WATCHING. 371 00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:50,077 - IT'S A FREE LUNCH. - YEAH, IT'S AN EMERGENCY. 372 00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:52,112 WE'VE GOT TO GET TO THE CEMETERY. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 373 00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:53,980 HAVE YOU EVER HAD JEWISH FOOD BEFORE? 374 00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:56,149 KOUFAX GAVE ME SOME KISHKA ONE TIME. 375 00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:58,518 - ( laughs ) OKAY. - SO WE CAN GO THEN? 376 00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,287 - ALL RIGHT, FINE. COME ON. - LET'S GO. 377 00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:03,123 - GREAT NEWS. THE MINYAN IS COMPLETE. - HELLO. 378 00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:05,158 A NICE JEWISH GENTLEMAN HAS VOLUNTEERED. 379 00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:06,859 - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. - A PLEASURE. 380 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:09,196 - I'M GONNA GIVE YOU BOTH-- - SORRY ABOUT WHATEVER HAPPENED. 381 00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:12,332 I DON'T REALLY KNOW, BUT SOMEBODY OBVIOUSLY DIED. 382 00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:15,034 WE ALL HAVE TO GO AT SOME POINT. 383 00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:16,736 EXCUSE ME. WHAT? 384 00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:20,073 HOPEFULLY THERE'S AN AFTERLIFE. I'LL KEEP MY FINGERS CROSSED. 385 00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:22,442 YOU NEVER KNOW. CRAZIER THINGS, RIGHT? 386 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:25,145 TERRIBLY SORRY. ARE YOU BILL BUCKNER? 387 00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:27,880 - YEAH. - HERMAN HERE IS FROM BOSTON. 388 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:30,883 HE'S A BIG RED SOX FAN AND HE CAN'T BE IN THE SAME ROOM WITH BILL BUCKNER. 389 00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:32,652 I'LL HAVE TO ASK YOU TO PLEASE LEAVE. 390 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:35,355 - I'M TERRIBLY SORRY. - ARE YOU SERIOUS? ARE YOU FOR REAL? 391 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:38,057 - OCTOBER, 1986, TWO OUTS. - JESUS CHRIST! 392 00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:39,559 LARRY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. HEY. 393 00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:41,594 - THEY CAN'T HELP THEMSELVES. - YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT. 394 00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,963 DON'T LET THE DOOR GO THROUGH YOUR LEGS ON THE WAY OUT, BUCKNER. 395 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:47,567 - WHAT A JERK. - I ONLY REGRET I CAN'T RUIN YOUR LIFE BEFORE YOU LEAVE. 396 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:50,637 HEY, YOU WON TWO WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS SINCE THEN. THAT'S NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU? 397 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:53,072 - Herman: IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN THREE. - IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN THREE. 398 00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:56,209 - DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. - I DON'T WANT TO BE IN YOUR STUPID MINYAN ANYWAY. 399 00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:58,345 - STUPID MINYAN? MY UNCLE DIED. - Larry: HOW ABOUT THAT? 400 00:17:58,445 --> 00:18:00,680 I HOPE THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE. I HOPE THERE'S NO AFTERLIFE. 401 00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:03,049 - SORRY. - HEY, LARRY, WHAT ABOUT THE KISHKA? 402 00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:05,118 TO HELL WITH THE KISHKA. COME ON. 403 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:08,188 ( doorbell rings ) 404 00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:10,323 - HEY. - HELLO. 405 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,958 - COME ON IN. - HI, LAR. 406 00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:14,060 HEY. FRIEND OF MINE. YOU MIGHT KNOW HIM. 407 00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:16,763 - DOES HE LOOK FAMILIAR? - VERY FAMILIAR. 408 00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,565 WHO-- 409 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:20,333 MR. BILL BUCKNER. 410 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,001 - BILL BUCKNER! - HEY, HOW YOU DOING? 411 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,603 HOW DID I NOT-- OH MY GOD. 412 00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:26,439 - WELCOME, BILL BUCKNER. - BASEBALL PLAYER, RIGHT? 413 00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:29,509 - YEAH. THIS IS SUSIE. - HI. COME ON IN. 414 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,345 - COME INTO OUR HOME. - PLAYED FOR THE DODGERS, 415 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,148 - THE CUBS, THE RED SOX. ANYBODY ELSE? - NICE TO MEET YOU. 416 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:36,449 YEAH, A LITTLE BIT WITH THE ANGELS. 417 00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,485 ANGELS TOO? HOW ABOUT THAT? 418 00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:41,154 - YES, I GOT IT. - THIS VIEW IS AWESOME. UNBELIEVABLE. 419 00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:42,989 WE MET AT A BASEBALL CARD SHOW. 420 00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:44,657 WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT A BASEBALL CARD SHOW? 421 00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:47,694 WHAT WAS I DOING? 'CAUSE SOMEBODY HAS A LOVING WIFE 422 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:52,499 AND I PICKED UP A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR SOMEBODY'S BIRTHDAY. 423 00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:54,467 - COME ON, LET ME SEE. - GUESS WHOSE NAME IS ON THERE. 424 00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:56,603 - GUESS WHOSE NAME. - WHOSE NAME IS ON THERE, HUH? 425 00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:58,305 - WHO'S YOUR FAV? - MOOKIE WILSON? 426 00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:00,207 - YES. - OH MY GOD. 427 00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:02,242 DO YOU HAVE THE MOST THOUGHTFUL WIFE IN THE WORLD? 428 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:05,178 - THANK YOU. - IT WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF I DIDN'T GO TO THE SHOW. 429 00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:07,247 - IT WAS MY IDEA. - YEAH, I DID GO PICK IT UP. 430 00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:09,081 - BUT IT WAS MY IDEA. - LET ME SEE. LET ME SEE. 431 00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:10,550 - YOU WANT TO SEE IT? - YEAH, LET ME SEE IT. LET ME SEE IT. 432 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,285 - HEY, BUCK, CATCH. - Susie: WHAT?! 433 00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:13,686 - Jeff: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - Susie: WHAT THE FUCK? 434 00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:16,155 - HEY, I'M SORRY. SORRY. - Susie: WHAT HAPPENED? 435 00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:18,458 - Bill: I MISSED IT, I'M SORRY. - Susie: IT'S IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET. 436 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:20,126 LARRY, WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING? 437 00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:22,629 - WHAT? NO. - WHY'D YOU THROW IT TO HIM? 438 00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,864 - YOU KNOW, WE JUST-- - I THOUGHT YOU WERE A PROFESSIONAL. 439 00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:27,934 - IT WAS A HORSESHIT THROW. - NO, IT WAS A HORSESHIT CATCH ALSO. 440 00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:31,571 HEY, BUCK, COME ON. IT WAS A GOOD THROW. YOU BOBBLED IT. 441 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,006 - IT WAS MOOKIE WILSON, BUCKNER! - OOH, MOOKIE WILSON. 442 00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:35,775 - YEAH. - WHAT'D MOOKIE DO? 443 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,210 - ALL HE HIT WAS A SHITTY GROUND BALL. - GET THE FUCK OUT! 444 00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:39,246 GET OUT, BOTH OF YOU. YOU RUINED THE GIFT. 445 00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:42,415 - WHAT HAPPENED? IT WAS RIGHT IN YOUR HANDS. - THAT WAS A HORSESHIT THROW. 446 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:45,218 COME ON, IT WAS IN YOUR HANDS. HOW COULD YOU MISS THAT BALL? ARE YOU SERIOUS? 447 00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:47,220 - SHIT HAPPENS, LARRY. - "SHIT HAPPENS"? 448 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,088 I THOUGHT YOU WERE A BASEBALL PLAYER. 449 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,391 YOU CAN'T CATCH A GODDAMN TOSS? 450 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,462 - WOW, THAT WAS GREAT, HUH? - THAT WAS REALLY GOOD. THANK YOU. 451 00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:58,164 SO DID YOU DRINK ENOUGH TO WANT TO COME BACK TO MY APARTMENT? 452 00:19:58,265 --> 00:19:59,466 - ( laughs ) YES, I THINK I DID. - REALLY? 453 00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:01,601 FANTASTIC. TONIGHT I'M GONNA BRING IT. 454 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,102 - I'M NOT JOKING AROUND. - ALL RIGHT. 455 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,804 THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THE CAR. THE SEAT-- 456 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:07,407 I JUST GOT IT OUT OF THE SHOP AND IT WASN'T FIXED. 457 00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:09,509 - THE SEAT IS STILL RATTLING. - CAN I SIT IN IT? 458 00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:12,312 - YEAH, YOU CAN SIT IN IT. - IT'S FINE. WHATEVER. IT'S JUST A CAR. 459 00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:17,550 - I ACTUALLY THINK I'M GOING TO DO VERY WELL TONIGHT. - ( seat rattling ) 460 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:20,387 - OH? - I'M JUST PUTTING IT OUT THERE. 461 00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:24,891 I'LL PUT THE TV ON. WE'LL START WATCHING TV AS IF WE'RE GONNA WATCH TV. 462 00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:28,795 BUT I'M REALLY GONNA TRY AND PUT MOVES ON YOU 463 00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,129 WHILE WE'RE WATCHING TV. 464 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,764 - THAT'S SORT OF HOW I DO IT. - UH-HUH. 465 00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,933 YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO JUST SAY, "HEY, LET'S HAVE SEX." 466 00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:35,735 - YOU'VE GOT TO GO AROUND IT... - ( gasping ) 467 00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:38,838 LIKE YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING ELSE SO YOU FOOL THE WOMAN. 468 00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:41,641 - YEAH. - IT'S LIKE A MAGIC TRICK. IT'S SLEIGHT OF HAND. 469 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,176 THE TV KIND OF DIVERTS YOUR ATTENTION 470 00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:46,713 FROM WHAT THE REAL AGENDA IS. 471 00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:49,115 ALTHOUGH, DOES IT REALLY? I MEAN, YOU KNOW AND I KNOW. 472 00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:51,183 - I DON'T KNOW WHY WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS CHARADE. - ( gasps ) 473 00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:54,554 ANYWAY, I DON'T KNOW. DO YOU LIKE-- I GOT SOME MIXED NUTS. 474 00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:57,023 - DO YOU LIKE A MIXED NUT? - MM-HMM, YES. YEAH. 475 00:20:57,123 --> 00:21:00,259 PEOPLE LIKE A MIXED NUT. ALTHOUGH WHEN I OPENED UP THE MIXED NUTS 476 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,429 THEY HAD PUT SOME DRIED PINEAPPLE IN THERE. 477 00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:04,331 ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THE PINEAPPLE? 478 00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:06,366 IT DOESN'T BLEND WELL WITH THE MIXED NUTS. 479 00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:09,001 THE DRIED PINEAPPLE IS DESTROYING MIXED NUTS. 480 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,538 - ( moans ) - FOR ME, GIVE ME A CHIP ANY DAY. 481 00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:13,039 - DO YOU LIKE CHIPS? - YEAH YEAH. 482 00:21:13,139 --> 00:21:15,041 - YOU LIKE A GOOD CHIP? - YES. YES. 483 00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:16,676 WHAT ABOUT A DIP? 484 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,711 - DO YOU LIKE A DIP AS WELL AS A CHIP? - YES! YES! 485 00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:20,813 - YOU LIKE A CHIP AND A DIP? - YES! 486 00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:23,115 - RIGHT? - YES! OOH! 487 00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:25,785 - BAD NEWS, I HAVE NO DIP. - ( moaning ) 488 00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:27,387 I AM SO SORRY. 489 00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:30,790 - I AM COMPLETELY DIPLESS. - ( panting ) 490 00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:32,892 OH MY GOD, IS THIS A PARKING SPACE? 491 00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:34,794 HO HO HO! 492 00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:38,264 THIS IS MY LUCKY DAY. 493 00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:40,700 UNBELIEVABLE. 494 00:21:42,101 --> 00:21:43,803 WOULD YOU MIND DRIVING ME HOME? 495 00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:46,305 WHAT? 496 00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:49,208 I'M KIND OF DONE. I THINK I NEED TO CALL IT A NIGHT. 497 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:52,345 - DRIVE YOU HOME? - I MEAN IF IT'S OKAY. 498 00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:55,815 WHY? I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA COME UPSTAIRS. 499 00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:57,450 I'M JUST KIND OF READY FOR BED, YOU KNOW? 500 00:21:57,550 --> 00:22:00,319 - I'M READY TO DO THE JOB. - I'M SURE YOU ARE. 501 00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,188 - I'M SURE YOU ARE. - AND I HAVE THIS THEORY. 502 00:22:02,288 --> 00:22:03,923 LIKE FOR GOLF, WHEN I HAVE A BAD ROUND, 503 00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:07,193 MY NEXT ROUND IS FANTASTIC BECAUSE I DON'T CARE ANYMORE. 504 00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:10,096 I HIT THE LOW POINT. LIKE, I HIT THE LOW POINT THE LAST TIME. 505 00:22:10,196 --> 00:22:12,264 AND NOW I KNOW THAT I STINK. 506 00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:13,700 AND WHEN I FEEL I STINK I'M GOOD. 507 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,368 WELL, LET'S GO FOR IT ANOTHER NIGHT. 508 00:22:15,468 --> 00:22:18,170 ( emphatically ) I AM DONE. 509 00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:21,107 ALL RIGHT. ( sighs ) I'LL TAKE YOU HOME. 510 00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:26,546 Larry: SO SHE SAID SHE CHANGED HER MIND. 511 00:22:26,646 --> 00:22:28,981 NO MAN WOULD EVER CHANGE HIS MIND, I'LL TELL YOU THAT. 512 00:22:29,081 --> 00:22:31,451 I'M VERY CURIOUS TO KNOW WHY SHE WOULD DO THAT. 513 00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:34,754 WHY? I'LL TELL YOU WHY. BECAUSE WHEN YOU'RE IMPOTENT, WOMEN TREAT YOU LIKE A LEPER. 514 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:38,625 YOU TRIED TO PUT A NOODLE IN A WOMAN? WOMEN HATE THAT, MAN. 515 00:22:38,725 --> 00:22:41,861 THAT'S A REMARKABLY IDIOTIC THING THAT YOU JUST SAID. 516 00:22:41,961 --> 00:22:44,831 BUT YOU KNOW, THE FACT THAT YOU'RE WEARING GLASSES, 517 00:22:44,931 --> 00:22:48,401 I PERCEIVE IT AS A LITTLE LESS IDIOTIC THAN I NORMALLY WOULD. 518 00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:49,836 - IT'S INTERESTING. - YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT. 519 00:22:49,936 --> 00:22:51,671 - I'M MAKING SENSE. - SLIGHTLY LESS STUPID. 520 00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:54,574 - YOU'RE MAKING A LITTLE SENSE. - I'M MAKING STUPID SENSE. 521 00:22:54,674 --> 00:22:56,509 HUH? 522 00:22:58,478 --> 00:23:00,547 WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? 523 00:23:00,647 --> 00:23:03,683 A BILL FROM THE THERAPIST? 524 00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:06,986 I THINK HE CHARGED ME FOR TALKING TO HIM AT THE CARD SHOW. 525 00:23:07,086 --> 00:23:09,456 THAT'S SOMETHING YOU GOT TO HANDLE, MAN. YOU KNOW? 526 00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:11,458 - YOU WANT TO TAKE A RIDE? - WHERE WE GOING AT? 527 00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:14,861 - I WANT TO TALK TO THIS THERAPIST. - LET'S DO IT. 528 00:23:14,961 --> 00:23:17,096 ( seat rattling ) 529 00:23:22,334 --> 00:23:25,004 MMM. MMM. 530 00:23:25,104 --> 00:23:27,073 ( exhales ) 531 00:23:27,173 --> 00:23:29,642 WHAT'S WITH YOU? 532 00:23:32,178 --> 00:23:34,914 YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK I FIGURED THIS SHIT OUT. 533 00:23:35,014 --> 00:23:37,817 SHE WAS GETTING HER ROCKS OFF IN THIS DAMN CHAIR. 534 00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:39,418 - LOOK AT ME. - REALLY? 535 00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:41,621 THIS SHIT IS A MOVING DILDO. 536 00:23:41,721 --> 00:23:44,390 - YOU MEAN LIKE A HORSE? - THIS CHAIR IS A FUCK MACHINE. 537 00:23:44,491 --> 00:23:46,759 MAN CANNOT COMPETE WITH MACHINERY. 538 00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:49,028 NO WONDER WHY SHE DIDN'T COME UPSTAIRS. 539 00:23:49,128 --> 00:23:51,030 YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT. SHE WAS COMING DOWNSTAIRS. 540 00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:53,633 - YOU GET IT? - SHE WAS COMING DOWNSTAIRS. 541 00:23:53,733 --> 00:23:55,267 - YES, I GET IT. - GETTING HER SHIT OFF. 542 00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:58,237 WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO, YOU KEEP HER OUT OF THIS DAMN CAR. 543 00:23:58,337 --> 00:23:59,806 YOU KNOW WHAT THIS CAR IS? 544 00:23:59,906 --> 00:24:02,108 THIS CAR IS THE OTHER FUCKING MAN. 545 00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:05,512 SHE IS CHEATING ON YOU WITH THIS FUCKING CHAIR. 546 00:24:08,848 --> 00:24:10,583 - Larry: AH. - LARRY. 547 00:24:10,683 --> 00:24:12,018 - HI. - HI. 548 00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:14,320 I KNOW I DON'T HAVE AN APPOINTMENT NOW, 549 00:24:14,420 --> 00:24:16,556 BUT I GOT A BILL IN THE MAIL TODAY. 550 00:24:16,656 --> 00:24:19,458 AM I TO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU CHARGED ME 551 00:24:19,559 --> 00:24:22,428 FOR TALKING TO ME ON LINE AT THE BASEBALL CARD SHOW? 552 00:24:22,529 --> 00:24:25,431 - IS THAT POSSIBLE? - WELL, YES IT IS. 553 00:24:25,532 --> 00:24:29,335 DR. THURGOOD, WE SPOKE FOR ALL OF THREE MINUTES. 554 00:24:29,435 --> 00:24:31,203 WELL, LET ME JUST POINT OUT TO YOU, LARRY, 555 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:33,640 THAT SOMETIMES WHEN PEOPLE SUFFER WITH WHAT I MIGHT CALL 556 00:24:33,740 --> 00:24:36,576 THE MORE DRAMATIC FORMS OF NARCISSISM, 557 00:24:36,676 --> 00:24:38,811 THEY HAVE A HARD TIME GAUGING HOW LONG THEY'VE BEEN TALKING 558 00:24:38,911 --> 00:24:40,880 ABOUT THEIR PROBLEMS OR THEMSELVES. 559 00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:42,582 ARE YOU SAYING I'M A NARCISSIST? 560 00:24:42,682 --> 00:24:46,252 LARRY, MAYBE I CAN HELP YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WAY. 561 00:24:46,352 --> 00:24:50,690 I HAD A CLIENT. HE WAS QUITE AN ILLUSTRIOUS WELL-KNOWN DIRECTOR. 562 00:24:50,790 --> 00:24:53,560 I DON'T WANT TO REVEAL WHO HE WAS, BUT HE DID DIRECT "STAR WARS." 563 00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:55,294 AND HE ENJOYED 564 00:24:55,394 --> 00:24:57,930 IN HIS REPERTOIRE OF THINGS THAT HE LIKED 565 00:24:58,030 --> 00:25:00,366 TO SEE PROSTITUTES. 566 00:25:00,466 --> 00:25:02,935 NOW IN THAT PARTICULAR SITUATION, 567 00:25:03,035 --> 00:25:05,437 IF HE WERE TO HIRE A PROSTITUTE, LET'S SAY FOR AN HOUR, 568 00:25:05,538 --> 00:25:07,840 - WHICH WAS NORMAL FOR HIM-- - YOU MIGHT AS WELL CALL HIM GEORGE LUCAS. 569 00:25:07,940 --> 00:25:09,609 I MEAN, THAT'S WHO DIRECTED "STAR WARS." 570 00:25:09,709 --> 00:25:11,243 WELL, I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT. 571 00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:13,379 - I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT. - YOU JUST TOLD ME WHO IT WAS. 572 00:25:13,479 --> 00:25:16,983 I MERELY ALLUDED TO THE FACT THAT HE WAS A WELL-KNOWN DIRECTOR. 573 00:25:17,083 --> 00:25:20,753 NOW ONE OF THE THINGS THAT HE NEEDED TO COMPLETE HIS WORK-- 574 00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:22,789 EVERYBODY KNOWS WHO DIRECTED "STAR WARS." 575 00:25:22,889 --> 00:25:24,824 NOT EVERYONE IS IN SHOW BUSINESS, LARRY. 576 00:25:24,924 --> 00:25:26,793 - OKAY, GO AHEAD. - MY POINT IS-- 577 00:25:26,893 --> 00:25:30,229 - GOD KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING ABOUT ME. - NO ONE ASKS ABOUT YOU. 578 00:25:30,329 --> 00:25:32,632 I DIDN'T ASK ABOUT GEORGE LUCAS BUT YOU JUST BROUGHT HIM UP. 579 00:25:32,732 --> 00:25:35,668 I MERELY SAID A WELL-KNOWN DIRECTOR. AND HERE'S MY POINT. 580 00:25:35,768 --> 00:25:38,070 HE USED TO FREQUENT PROSTITUTES. 581 00:25:38,170 --> 00:25:40,840 AND VERY OFTEN HE WOULD HIRE THEM FOR AN HOUR, 582 00:25:40,940 --> 00:25:42,909 WHICH WAS THEIR MINIMUM, BUT IT ONLY TOOK HIM 583 00:25:43,009 --> 00:25:44,677 THREE OR FOUR OR MAYBE FIVE MINUTES 584 00:25:44,777 --> 00:25:47,046 TO COMPLETE THE SHOT, IF YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING. 585 00:25:47,146 --> 00:25:50,516 HOWEVER, THEY CONSIDERED IT FAIR AND HE CONSIDERED IT FAIR 586 00:25:50,617 --> 00:25:53,185 TO PAY THEM FOR THE FULL HOUR. THAT WAS THE WAY THEY DID BUSINESS. 587 00:25:53,285 --> 00:25:56,255 FIRST OFF, I'M APPALLED BY WHAT YOU JUST SAID TO ME. 588 00:25:56,355 --> 00:25:57,690 HE HAS A RIGHT TO DO WHAT HE WANTS. HE'S AN ADULT. 589 00:25:57,790 --> 00:25:59,358 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE CONFIDENTIAL. 590 00:25:59,458 --> 00:26:00,760 - IT IS. - YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TELLING PEOPLE. 591 00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:02,629 IT'S MERELY BY WAY OF ILLUSTRATION. 592 00:26:02,729 --> 00:26:05,932 MY POINT IS THAT PEOPLE NEED VARIOUS THINGS TO HELP THEM FUNCTION. 593 00:26:06,032 --> 00:26:07,834 AND MY HOPE WAS THAT I WAS DOING THAT FOR YOU. 594 00:26:07,934 --> 00:26:09,802 WELL, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. 595 00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:11,871 YES, AND CONGRATULATIONS, DOCTOR. 596 00:26:11,971 --> 00:26:14,774 I THINK YOU'VE STUMBLED UPON THE PERFECT ANALOGY 597 00:26:14,874 --> 00:26:16,743 FOR EXACTLY WHAT YOU DO. 598 00:26:16,843 --> 00:26:19,311 WELL, IT'S SOMEWHERE BETWEEN A HOBBY AND A PROFESSION 599 00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:20,680 FOR ME JUST AS IT IS FOR THEM. 600 00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:22,181 - MM-HMM. - GOOD SEEING YOU. 601 00:26:22,281 --> 00:26:24,350 OKAY. 602 00:26:25,852 --> 00:26:27,987 WHEW. YOU KNOW WHAT? 603 00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:30,456 LET ME GO IN AND GIVE IT A SHOT WITH THE GLASSES ON. 604 00:26:30,556 --> 00:26:32,258 I REALLY DON'T THINK IT'S GONNA WORK. 605 00:26:32,358 --> 00:26:34,026 - LET ME GO GIVE IT A SHOT. - GO AHEAD, GIVE IT A SHOT. 606 00:26:34,126 --> 00:26:36,996 GIVE ME THAT BILL, MAN. FUCKING AROUND. 607 00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:41,868 DR. THURGOOD, ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. 608 00:26:46,405 --> 00:26:48,074 ( laughing ) 609 00:26:48,174 --> 00:26:50,009 MR. BLACK, REALLY A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. 610 00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:51,443 - A PLEASURE. - SEE YOU AGAIN I HOPE. 611 00:26:51,543 --> 00:26:53,579 - TAKE CARE. - YOU TOO. BYE, LARRY. 612 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,214 - ( door closes ) - ( chuckles ) 613 00:26:55,314 --> 00:26:58,250 HE TORE THE BILL UP, THREW IT IN THE GARBAGE. DONE. 614 00:26:58,350 --> 00:27:00,352 - WHAT? YOU'RE KIDDING. - NO, I'M NOT KIDDING. 615 00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:02,088 - MM, THE GLASSES, BABY. - AMAZING. 616 00:27:02,188 --> 00:27:03,790 - I TOLD YOU. - IT'S A MIRACLE. 617 00:27:03,890 --> 00:27:05,591 YEAH, ON TOP OF THAT SHIT, CHECK IT OUT. 618 00:27:05,692 --> 00:27:07,927 MOOKIE WILSON BALL. HOW ABOUT THAT? 619 00:27:08,027 --> 00:27:10,496 GIVE THAT TO JEFF NOW. REPLACE THE BALL YOU LOST. 620 00:27:10,596 --> 00:27:12,531 SEE HOW IT WORKS? OOH! 621 00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:15,334 - HE GAVE YOU THIS? - NO, I STOLE IT. 622 00:27:20,606 --> 00:27:22,909 - OPEN UP. OPEN UP. - ALL RIGHT. HEY HEY. 623 00:27:23,009 --> 00:27:25,311 - TAKE IT EASY. HERE. - LISTEN, I NEED A RIDE. 624 00:27:25,411 --> 00:27:27,079 I NEED A RIDE. I DON'T WANT THE FUCKING BALL NOW. 625 00:27:27,179 --> 00:27:29,348 I NEED A RIDE. MY COUSIN'S BUILDING IS ON FIRE. 626 00:27:29,448 --> 00:27:31,984 CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? IT'S OVER BY THE REGENCY ON PARK. 627 00:27:32,084 --> 00:27:34,153 - I NEED A RIDE. IT'S AN EMERGENCY - YOU WANT A RIDE? 628 00:27:34,253 --> 00:27:37,690 YEAH, I NEED A RIDE OVER TO MY COUSIN'S BUILDING. IT'S ON FIRE. 629 00:27:37,790 --> 00:27:40,426 LARRY, DRIVE ME! JUST GIVE ME A FUCKING RIDE, OKAY? 630 00:27:40,526 --> 00:27:43,295 THE BUILDING'S ON FIRE, LARRY. PLEASE, COME ON. HURRY UP. 631 00:27:43,395 --> 00:27:45,732 - OPEN UP. - WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? IT'S A FIRE. 632 00:27:45,832 --> 00:27:47,599 - I NEED TO GET THERE. IT'S MY COUSIN. - WHY? 633 00:27:47,700 --> 00:27:51,270 I NEED TO GET OVER THERE. WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT FIRE? 634 00:27:51,370 --> 00:27:54,707 - I'LL PAY FOR A CAB. - I DON'T WANT TO TAKE A CAB. 635 00:27:54,807 --> 00:27:56,608 GIVE ME A FUCKING RIDE. WHAT'S THE MATTER? 636 00:27:56,709 --> 00:27:58,778 WHY CAN'T YOU GIVE ME A GODDAMN RIDE? 637 00:27:58,878 --> 00:28:00,713 - YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE GOT IT. - OKAY, WHAT? 638 00:28:00,813 --> 00:28:02,648 SIT IN THE BACK SEAT. I'LL GIVE YOU A LIMO RIDE. 639 00:28:02,749 --> 00:28:05,617 LARRY, I DON'T WANT A FUCKING LIMOUSINE! JUST OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR. 640 00:28:05,718 --> 00:28:07,854 - ALL RIGHT, YOU DRIVE. - I DON'T WANT TO DRIVE! 641 00:28:07,954 --> 00:28:08,855 I'M HYSTERICAL. DON'T YOU SEE THAT? 642 00:28:08,955 --> 00:28:10,522 I CAN'T DRIVE. I CAN'T FOCUS. 643 00:28:10,622 --> 00:28:12,825 - SHE MIGHT BE-- - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! GET IN THE CAR. 644 00:28:12,925 --> 00:28:14,861 MAKE SUCH A BIG FUCKING DEAL. 645 00:28:14,961 --> 00:28:17,429 I ASK FOR A LITTLE RIDE ACROSS TOWN. 646 00:28:19,065 --> 00:28:21,834 WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? 647 00:28:21,934 --> 00:28:24,670 WHY ARE YOU DRIVING LIKE A SNAIL? 648 00:28:24,771 --> 00:28:27,774 ( gasping, moaning ) 649 00:28:31,443 --> 00:28:33,545 ( groans ) NO. 650 00:28:33,645 --> 00:28:37,950 NO. NO. 651 00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:41,387 - ( gasping ) - ( groaning ) 652 00:28:53,599 --> 00:28:55,067 NO. 653 00:28:55,167 --> 00:28:58,170 - ( moans ) - ( groaning ) 654 00:29:00,773 --> 00:29:02,341 ( crashes ) 655 00:29:02,441 --> 00:29:04,844 - ( chimes playing ) - WHAT THE FUCK, LARRY? 656 00:29:04,944 --> 00:29:07,213 JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. ASSHOLE. 657 00:29:07,313 --> 00:29:09,181 - WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO? - OH MY GOD. 658 00:29:09,281 --> 00:29:11,617 - IT WAS YOUR FAULT. - IT WAS NOT MY FAULT. 659 00:29:11,717 --> 00:29:13,953 - Man: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? - OH MY GOD! 660 00:29:14,053 --> 00:29:15,687 - YEAH. - Susie: OH MY GOD! 661 00:29:15,788 --> 00:29:17,423 - IS SHE ALL RIGHT? - WHO CARES? 662 00:29:17,523 --> 00:29:20,860 - I'M SO SORRY. - HILLARY! 663 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:22,929 JESUS, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON OVER HERE? 664 00:29:23,029 --> 00:29:24,763 LOOKS LIKE QUITE A FIRE. 665 00:29:24,864 --> 00:29:27,366 ( radio chatter ) 666 00:29:27,466 --> 00:29:29,735 - HEY, BUCK. - HEY, LARRY. 667 00:29:29,836 --> 00:29:31,737 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 668 00:29:31,838 --> 00:29:34,807 MY HOTEL IS JUST RIGHT DOWN THE STREET AND I WAS GOING FOR A LITTLE WALK. 669 00:29:34,907 --> 00:29:36,308 ( screams ) MY BABY! 670 00:29:36,408 --> 00:29:38,911 - PLEASE, SOMEBODY HELP ME. - ( crowd murmuring ) 671 00:29:39,011 --> 00:29:41,447 PLEASE HELP ME! MY BABY! 672 00:29:41,547 --> 00:29:44,016 PLEASE, SOMEBODY HELP ME! 673 00:29:44,116 --> 00:29:46,452 - DROP IT. - IT'S SAFE FOR A BABY. GO AHEAD, WE'RE READY. 674 00:29:46,552 --> 00:29:49,088 - NO, I CAN'T. - WE'RE READY, LET'S GO. WE'RE READY NOW. 675 00:29:49,188 --> 00:29:51,991 COME ON, COME ON! YOU CAN DO IT. 676 00:29:52,091 --> 00:29:53,893 - DROP IT! - LET IT GO! 677 00:29:53,993 --> 00:29:57,363 - THROW THE BABY! - I CAN'T! NO! 678 00:29:57,463 --> 00:30:00,299 - ( shouting fades ) - ( music playing throughout ) 679 00:30:56,055 --> 00:30:57,723 - ( cheering ) - OH MY GOD! 680 00:30:57,823 --> 00:31:00,092 OH MY GOD! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! 681 00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:02,929 UNBELIEVABLE. I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN MY LIFE. 682 00:31:03,029 --> 00:31:05,597 - NICE CATCH, BILL. - THANKS. 683 00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:08,534 ( cheering ) 684 00:31:11,637 --> 00:31:14,573 YEAH! HEY, ALL RIGHT! 685 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:23,815 WELL, SO... 686 00:31:23,916 --> 00:31:26,352 - HOW WAS THAT? - IT WAS GOOD. 687 00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:29,488 YOU KNOW WHAT I'D LIKE TO DO NOW? 688 00:31:31,257 --> 00:31:35,427 GO FOR A REALLY LONG DRIVE. 689 00:31:37,997 --> 00:31:40,899 ( theme music playing ) 56887

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