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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,773 --> 00:00:08,142 ( music playing ) 2 00:00:25,159 --> 00:00:27,228 LOOK AT THIS. TAKES UP TWO SPACES, 3 00:00:27,328 --> 00:00:29,630 PARKS OVER THE LINE. WHAT KIND OF IDIOT-- 4 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:32,600 EVERYBODY'S GOTTA MOVE DOWN NOW BECAUSE OF HIM. 5 00:00:35,203 --> 00:00:37,605 ( chattering ) 6 00:00:41,342 --> 00:00:43,411 - AH, THERE THEY ARE. - AH. 7 00:00:43,511 --> 00:00:46,447 - HELLO. - OH! WELL, THIS IS QUITE A PARTY. 8 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:49,483 - I KNOW. - YOU'RE THROWING FOR YOURSELVES, I MIGHT ADD. 9 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:52,386 - WE'RE BELOVED. - I MEAN, USUALLY SOMEBODY ELSE GIVES YOU 10 00:00:52,486 --> 00:00:54,688 - A GOING-AWAY PARTY... - Susie: NOT ALWAYS. 11 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:57,258 - ...BUT YOU'VE DECIDED TO GIVE ONE FOR YOURSELVES. - WE'RE VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS. 12 00:00:57,358 --> 00:00:59,327 IT'S A BIG OPPORTUNITY FOR SAMMI. 13 00:00:59,427 --> 00:01:02,563 NOT EVERYBODY GETS INTO THE JULLIARD SUMMER PROGRAM. 14 00:01:02,663 --> 00:01:04,865 - THEY DON'T TAKE EVERYBODY? - NO, YOU HAVE TO AUDITION. 15 00:01:04,965 --> 00:01:06,134 - SHE AUDITIONED, LARRY. - SHE AUDITIONED? 16 00:01:06,234 --> 00:01:08,068 YEAH. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 17 00:01:08,169 --> 00:01:10,538 YOU'VE NEVER SEEN HER. WHEN SHE GETS ONSTAGE... 18 00:01:10,638 --> 00:01:12,540 - NO, I-I-I-I-- - ...SHE LIGHTS UP THE ROOM 19 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:15,643 - MMM. - WHY DO YOU HAVE TO CRITICIZE MY KID, LARRY? 20 00:01:15,743 --> 00:01:17,578 I'M NOT CRITICIZING. I DON'T THINK SHE WANTS TO DO IT. 21 00:01:17,678 --> 00:01:19,113 - I THINK YOU'RE PUSHING HER INTO IT. - Susie: REALLY? 22 00:01:19,213 --> 00:01:21,549 - YES. - NO, IT'S ALL HER DESIRE. 23 00:01:21,649 --> 00:01:23,751 - I THINK YOU ARE. - WELL, YOU'RE WRONG. 24 00:01:23,851 --> 00:01:25,819 - YEAH, I DON'T THINK I AM. - YOU KNOW WHAT? 25 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:28,122 - WHAT, ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME NOW? - YES. YES, I AM. 26 00:01:28,222 --> 00:01:30,991 YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST THING ABOUT GOING TO NEW YORK IS? 27 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:33,227 I'M NOT GONNA SEE YOUR FACE FOR THREE MONTHS. 28 00:01:33,327 --> 00:01:35,396 - SHE'S FUNNY-- - WE'LL ALL BE AVOIDING YOU. 29 00:01:35,496 --> 00:01:37,198 - HEY, FUNKMAN. - HI, MARTY. 30 00:01:37,298 --> 00:01:39,233 WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TAKE UP TWO PARKING SPACES? 31 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:42,236 YOU MADE ME TAKE TWO PARKING SPACES, OKAY? 32 00:01:42,336 --> 00:01:45,005 YES, I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE UPSET. 33 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:47,441 I TOO WAS UPSET WHEN I SAW THE RED VOLVO 34 00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:49,777 TO MY LEFT ALSO TAKING UP TWO SPACES. 35 00:01:49,877 --> 00:01:52,546 - HE CREATED A DOMINO EFFECT. - Marty: THERE'S NO VOLVO OUT THERE. 36 00:01:52,646 --> 00:01:55,048 - THERE WAS WHEN I PARKED, OKAY? - OKAY, GREAT. 37 00:01:55,149 --> 00:01:56,484 - ALL RIGHT. - ANYWAY, GUYS... 38 00:01:56,584 --> 00:01:59,253 - YES. - ...I JUST WANNA TELL YA I'M GONNA MISS YA. 39 00:01:59,353 --> 00:02:01,489 - OH, MARTY. - WE'LL MISS YOU TOO, MARTY. 40 00:02:01,589 --> 00:02:03,457 - I'LL SEE YOU INSIDE. - Susie: ALL RIGHT. 41 00:02:03,557 --> 00:02:05,526 SOME PEOPLE BELIEVE IN OUR DAUGHTER, BELIEVE IT OR NOT. 42 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:07,928 - THANK YOU, MARTY. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 43 00:02:08,028 --> 00:02:10,598 HEY, VANCE, VANCE, THANKS FOR COMING. 44 00:02:10,698 --> 00:02:12,733 ( silent ) 45 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:14,802 HEY, VANCE. 46 00:02:16,537 --> 00:02:18,206 WHAT'S WITH YOU? WHAT, HAVE YOU GOT LARYNGITIS? 47 00:02:20,341 --> 00:02:22,075 Susie: VOW OF SILENCE. 48 00:02:22,176 --> 00:02:25,813 - TOOK A VOW OF SILENCE. - ( chuckles ) YOU TOOK A VOW OF SILENCE? 49 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:31,352 SPIRITUAL ADVISOR? IS THAT WHAT YOU JUST SAID? 50 00:02:31,452 --> 00:02:33,787 AND HE TOLD YOU TO DO THIS? FOR WHAT PURPOSE? 51 00:02:35,423 --> 00:02:37,725 YOU KNOW, I'VE TRIED TO GET SUSIE TO TAKE A VOW OF SILENCE. 52 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:40,093 - ( chuckles ) - Jeff: I HAVE. I'VE TALKED TO HER ABOUT IT. 53 00:02:40,194 --> 00:02:43,697 THAT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN. I HAVE TOO MANY IMPORTANT THINGS TO SAY. 54 00:02:43,797 --> 00:02:45,933 SEE, THAT'S FUNNY. MEANWHILE, HE'S TRYING TO COMMUNICATE IT. 55 00:02:46,033 --> 00:02:48,402 IT'S JUST YOU'RE MOUTHING-- 56 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:51,539 OH, IT'S OKAY TO MOUTH. IT'S OKAY TO MOUTH. 57 00:02:53,241 --> 00:02:56,377 YOU'RE STILL COMMUNICATING, BUT IN A MUCH LESS EFFECTIVE WAY. 58 00:02:56,477 --> 00:02:59,713 ALL RIGHT, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU. 59 00:02:59,813 --> 00:03:02,583 ( silent ) 60 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:06,086 YEAH, YOU TWO GO, GO EAT. GO STUFF YOUR FACE, BOTH OF YOU. 61 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,721 HE'S AN ASSHOLE. 62 00:03:11,659 --> 00:03:14,495 Jeff: A BIT OF A WARNING-- TESSLER IS COMING TONIGHT. 63 00:03:14,595 --> 00:03:16,464 I'M PRETTY SURE. HE ASKED IF YOU WERE AVAILABLE 64 00:03:16,564 --> 00:03:18,532 TO DO SOME SORT OF BENEFIT. 65 00:03:18,632 --> 00:03:20,468 I BET IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH HIS SON, THE SPECIAL NEEDS KID. 66 00:03:20,568 --> 00:03:21,769 I JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU A HEADS UP ON THAT. 67 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:23,471 ALL RIGHT, I'LL BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THAT. 68 00:03:23,571 --> 00:03:25,473 - YEAH. - WHAT'S TAKING THIS LINE SO LONG? 69 00:03:25,573 --> 00:03:28,809 UH, THAT'D BE MY VETERINARIAN AT THE FRONT OF THE LINE. 70 00:03:28,909 --> 00:03:31,312 - Larry: WHAT'S HE DOING HERE? - Jeff: HE AND HIS WIFE CAME. 71 00:03:31,412 --> 00:03:34,848 OSCAR'S REALLY SICK, SO SUSIE FELT LIKE IT'D BE NICE TO INVITE HIM. 72 00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:37,084 - SO YEAH. - OH. 73 00:03:37,184 --> 00:03:40,187 - BRIAN? HEY. - HI. 74 00:03:40,288 --> 00:03:43,657 - KRISTA. KRISTA FERGUSON. - OH, UH, I-- YEAH. 75 00:03:43,757 --> 00:03:45,659 - Krista: IT WAS SMITH, PROBABLY. - Brent: HEY. OH, OKAY. 76 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:47,861 - YOU SEE WHAT'S GOING ON OVER HERE? - NO. 77 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:50,063 - Brent: I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU. - SHE'S DOING A CHAT AND CUT. 78 00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:54,034 - A CHAT AND CUT? REALLY? - SHE'S FEIGNING FAMILIARITY 79 00:03:54,134 --> 00:03:55,769 WITH SOMEONE SHE VAGUELY KNOWS 80 00:03:55,869 --> 00:03:57,505 - FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF CUTTING IN LINE. - YOU'RE SURE? 81 00:03:57,605 --> 00:03:59,473 POSITIVE. SHE'LL BE PICKING UP A PLATE ANY SECOND. 82 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,642 YOU LOOK-- YOU'RE LIKE BEAMING WITH LIGHT. 83 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:04,678 THERE-- THERE SHE GOES. YEAH. UH, EXCUSE ME. 84 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:06,179 - YEAH, IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. YEAH? HI. - EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. 85 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:07,781 HI, FIRST OF ALL. 86 00:04:07,881 --> 00:04:12,052 CONGRATULATIONS ON A GREAT ATTEMPT AT A CHAT AND CUT. 87 00:04:12,152 --> 00:04:13,954 REALLY GOOD. 99 TIMES OUT OF 100, 88 00:04:14,054 --> 00:04:16,290 THAT'S GONNA WORK. UNFORTUNATELY, 89 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:19,527 I HAPPEN TO BE ON THE LINE SO-- 90 00:04:19,627 --> 00:04:21,161 OKAY, I DON'T-- I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 91 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,497 - I JUST SAW MY FRIEND-- - I KNOW A CHAT AND CUT WHEN I SEE IT. 92 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:25,766 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT. - YOU USED THIS FELLOW-- 93 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:28,268 THIS POOR, INNOCENT FELLOW TO SNEAK INTO THE LINE. 94 00:04:28,369 --> 00:04:30,070 DO YOU EVEN-- DO YOU KNOW HER AT ALL? 95 00:04:30,170 --> 00:04:32,039 WELL, I MEAN-- I MEAN, TO BE FAIR, 96 00:04:32,139 --> 00:04:33,641 WE MET LIKE EIGHT YEARS AGO. I-- 97 00:04:33,741 --> 00:04:36,810 - HE REMEMBERS, SO-- - NO, I-- I HONESTLY DON'T. 98 00:04:36,910 --> 00:04:39,647 - YOU THINK SHE'S DOING A CHAT AND CUT? - I KINDA FEEL LIKE YOU ARE. 99 00:04:39,747 --> 00:04:41,148 - YEAH. YOU SEE? - I FEEL A LITTLE MANIPULATED. 100 00:04:41,248 --> 00:04:42,750 - YEAH, HE'S BEEN-- - OH, FINE. OKAY. 101 00:04:42,850 --> 00:04:44,852 HE'S BEEN MANIPULATED. YOU MANIPULATED HIM, THAT'S WHAT IT IS. 102 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:47,588 YOU WANT ME TO GET BACK IN LINE? WOULD THAT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER? 103 00:04:47,688 --> 00:04:50,157 - YES, IT WOULD. YES. YEAH. - FINE. OKAY. FINE. 104 00:04:50,257 --> 00:04:51,925 YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE, YOU KNOW THAT? 105 00:04:52,025 --> 00:04:53,093 - REALLY? - YEAH. 106 00:04:53,193 --> 00:04:54,294 YEAH, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW WHAT? 107 00:04:54,395 --> 00:04:55,996 YOU JUST HAVE TO-- THAT'S YOUR JOB-- 108 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:57,765 - BUST PEOPLE AS THEY COME THROUGH... - YEAH. UH-HUH. 109 00:04:57,865 --> 00:05:00,233 - ...SO YOU CAN. - AND LOOK, YOU JUST DID IT AGAIN. 110 00:05:00,334 --> 00:05:02,202 - WHAT? NO, I'M-- I'M-- - OH SO, SERIOUSLY, 111 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:03,971 I'M NOT EVEN GONNA SAY ANYTHING THIS TIME. 112 00:05:04,071 --> 00:05:07,240 I RESPECT YOUR SKILLS, REALLY. 113 00:05:07,341 --> 00:05:11,779 - EXCELLENT. ( clicks tongue ) - THANKS. 114 00:05:11,879 --> 00:05:14,482 SERIOUSLY, HOW MUCH WOULD IT TAKE FOR YOU TO SEE, "EAT PRAY LOVE?" 115 00:05:17,284 --> 00:05:19,319 - $3,000. - Both: $3,000? 116 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:20,988 IT'S NOT THAT BAD OF A MOVIE. WE SAW IT. 117 00:05:21,088 --> 00:05:22,756 TO ACTUALLY GO TO THE THEATER AND SIT IN THE THEATER? 118 00:05:22,856 --> 00:05:24,525 - SIT IN THE THEATER, YEAH. - THAT'S $3,000. 119 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:26,594 - $3,000? - YEAH. LET ME ASK YOU THIS QUESTION: 120 00:05:26,694 --> 00:05:30,130 IN VETERINARY SCHOOL, DO YOU TEND TO FOCUS MORE ON THE DOG, 121 00:05:30,230 --> 00:05:32,099 LET'S SAY, THAN-- THAN THE COW? 122 00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:34,001 NO YOU FOCUS ON EVERYTHING. YOU KNOW-- 123 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:36,604 - WHAT IF I BROUGHT A ROACH IN? - LISTEN, IF YOU BROUGHT A ROACH IN 124 00:05:36,704 --> 00:05:38,539 AND YOU SAY YOU LOVE THAT ROACH, I'M GONNA DO WHAT I CAN 125 00:05:38,639 --> 00:05:42,075 TO GIVE IT EVERY CHANCE IT HAS. I MEAN, THAT'S ALL I CAN DO. 126 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:44,945 WHEN DO YOU GET THE REPORTS ON OSCAR, BY THE WAY? I MEANT TO ASK YOU THAT. 127 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:47,314 PROBABLY TONIGHT, SO WE SHOULD KNOW EVERYTHING WITHIN THE NEXT DAY OR SO. 128 00:05:47,415 --> 00:05:48,649 I'M CROSSING MY FINGERS FOR YOU. 129 00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:50,818 I APPRECIATE THAT. THANK YOU, MY FRIEND. 130 00:05:50,918 --> 00:05:53,220 OKAY, I'M GONNA GET SOME COFFEE. DOES ANYBODY-- DO YOU WANT ANYTHING? 131 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:54,788 - NO THANKS. - Woman: THANKS. 132 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:56,590 YOU SEE A RAT IN THE HOUSE, YOU DON'T WANT TO KILL IT? 133 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,792 YES, IF I SEE A RAT IN THE HOUSE, I WANT TO KILL IT. 134 00:05:58,892 --> 00:06:01,495 WHAT IF YOU INJURED IT? WOULD YOU THEN BRING IT INTO HIS OFFICE 135 00:06:01,595 --> 00:06:03,363 FOR HIM TO SAVE IT? YOU SEE WHAT I'M GETTING AT? 136 00:06:03,464 --> 00:06:05,165 MMM, NO. HE SAVES PETS. 137 00:06:05,265 --> 00:06:07,234 IF SOME MORON HAS A RAT FOR A PET, HE'LL SAVE THAT. 138 00:06:07,334 --> 00:06:09,703 - MM-HMM. OF COURSE. - BUT IF THAT SAME RAT IS IN THE HOUSE-- 139 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:12,039 - AH, I DON'T KNOW. - ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? 140 00:06:12,139 --> 00:06:16,577 - I'M GONNA GO MINGLE. - SO DOES HE DEAL WITH ANY FARM ANIMALS-- 141 00:06:16,677 --> 00:06:18,646 PIGS, THINGS OF THAT NATURE? 142 00:06:18,746 --> 00:06:22,015 EVERY NOW AND THEN A PIG, ONCE A HORSE, BUT IT'S PRETTY RARE. 143 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:23,484 I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY DON'T HAVE SPECIALTIES. 144 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:26,286 "I'M A DONKEY VET. I'M A RABBIT VET. 145 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,921 I'M A TURTLE VET." YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 146 00:06:28,021 --> 00:06:30,691 IN HUMANS, THERE'S AN E.N.T., THERE'S A PODIATRIST. 147 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:33,160 THE WAY YOU'RE SAYING IT, IT'S ALMOST LIKE 148 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:36,063 THERE SHOULD BE A DOCTOR WHO HANDLES JUST FEATHERS. 149 00:06:36,163 --> 00:06:37,631 YES. HOW DOES A VET DO? 150 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,366 WHAT DO THEY MAKE, A GUY LIKE THAT? 151 00:06:39,467 --> 00:06:41,301 A VET, DO THEY MAKE AS MUCH AS A DOCTOR? 152 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,971 - ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW? - YEAH. 153 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:46,807 WOW. LARRY, THAT'S A VERY PERSONAL QUESTION. 154 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:48,976 - REALLY? - I DON'T KNOW IF YOU WANT ME 155 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:51,512 - TO ASK YOU A BUNCH OF PERSONAL QUESTIONS. - ASK ME ANYTHING YOU WANT. 156 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:54,548 OKAY, WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU JACKED OFF? 157 00:06:54,648 --> 00:06:58,151 MMM. THIS MORNING. 158 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:00,954 - I SHOULD GO. OKAY. - OH. OKAY. 159 00:07:01,054 --> 00:07:04,191 - ( clears throat ) YEAH. - NICE TALKING TO YOU. 160 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:17,037 - HEY, LARRY. - TESSLER. 161 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:18,305 - GOOD TO SEE YOU. - YEAH. 162 00:07:18,405 --> 00:07:19,873 - NICE PARTY. - OH, IT'S-- OH YEAH. 163 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:21,441 LISTEN, I'M GLAD I RAN INTO YOU. 164 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:23,243 DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT KEEGAN'S CLUB? 165 00:07:23,343 --> 00:07:25,378 - KEEGAN'S CLUB? - KEEGAN'S CLUB. 166 00:07:25,479 --> 00:07:26,914 - NO. - IT'S NAMED AFTER KEEGAN HORSCH. 167 00:07:27,014 --> 00:07:29,049 - MM-HMM. - THAT'S BRIAN HORSCH'S SON, 168 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:31,519 - A SPECIAL NEEDS KID LIKE MAX, LIKE MY BOY. - YEAH YEAH. 169 00:07:31,619 --> 00:07:34,021 AND THEY HAVE THIS EVENT-- IT'S LIKE A FIELD DAY, 170 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:36,323 - 8:00 IN THE MORNING TO 10:00 AT NIGHT... - ( making sympathetic noises ) 171 00:07:36,423 --> 00:07:39,860 ...SPEND THE WHOLE DAY WITH KIDS WITH ALL KINDS OF PROBLEMS-- 172 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,529 PHYSICAL PROBLEMS, MENTAL PROBLEMS, 173 00:07:41,629 --> 00:07:44,932 LEARNING PROBLEMS. IT'S KIND OF LIKE A WORKSHOP. 174 00:07:45,032 --> 00:07:46,867 IT'S ALSO A FIELD DAY KIND OF STUFF-- 175 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:49,269 - THREE-LEGGED RACE, SACK RACE KIND OF THING. - OH, THREE-LEGGED RACE? 176 00:07:49,369 --> 00:07:51,004 - YEAH YEAH YEAH. HARD-BOILED EGG IN A SPOON. - OH, WHAT'S-- 177 00:07:51,104 --> 00:07:53,073 - THAT IS-- HUH? - NOTHING MORE FUN THAN THAT. 178 00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:55,142 - RUNNING WITH THAT THING? - AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S GREAT ABOUT IT? 179 00:07:55,242 --> 00:07:57,444 IT'S COMICAL, BUT IT'S ALL WITH THE LOVE, YOU KNOW? 180 00:07:57,545 --> 00:08:00,280 IT'S LIKE A GREAT BIG HUG ALL DAY LONG, 181 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:02,282 AND WE'D LOVE TO HAVE YOU THERE. 182 00:08:02,382 --> 00:08:03,283 - I-- I-- - IT'S THIS SATURDAY. 183 00:08:03,383 --> 00:08:05,485 - SATURDAY? - YEAH. 184 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:10,223 SA-- OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 185 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:12,526 - I CAN'T MAKE IT. - HOW COME? 186 00:08:12,626 --> 00:08:16,296 I-- I'M GOING OUT OF TOWN ON SATURDAY. 187 00:08:16,396 --> 00:08:17,831 OH, THAT'S TOO BAD. WHERE YOU GOING? 188 00:08:17,931 --> 00:08:20,400 - I'M GOING TO NEW YORK. - YOU'RE GOING TO NEW YORK? 189 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:21,902 - YES. - EVERYBODY'S GOING TO NEW YORK. 190 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,470 - YEAH, I KNOW. IT'S CRAZY. - WE'LL GO RIGHT NOW. 191 00:08:23,571 --> 00:08:25,706 - OH, THAT'S TOO BAD. - OH, I'M SO SORRY. 192 00:08:25,806 --> 00:08:27,374 - YOU WOULD'VE HAD SUCH AN AMAZING TIME. - KEEGAN'S CLUB. 193 00:08:27,474 --> 00:08:29,209 KEEGAN'S CLUB. I'LL SEND YOU THE LITERATURE. 194 00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:32,613 - I WANT TO BE IN KEEGAN'S CLUB. OKAY? - OKAY, COUNT ON IT. 195 00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:36,183 MAYBE NEXT YEAR OR THE NEXT TIME WE HAVE AN EVENT, 196 00:08:36,283 --> 00:08:37,517 I'LL GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU, OKAY? 197 00:08:37,618 --> 00:08:39,319 SORRY YOU CAN'T MAKE IT THIS TIME. 198 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:41,555 - AGAIN, REALLY REALLY SORRY. - OKAY. 199 00:08:41,655 --> 00:08:42,923 WE'LL MISS YOU THIS YEAR, BUT NEXT YEAR WE WON'T. 200 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,558 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT. - OKAY. GOOD TO SEE YOU. 201 00:08:44,658 --> 00:08:46,894 - SEE YOU-- SEE YOU, TESSLER. - ALL RIGHT. 202 00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:50,363 - ( rings, beeps ) - HELLO. 203 00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:51,699 HEY, RICHIE, I'M ON MY WAY TO THE VET'S. 204 00:08:51,799 --> 00:08:53,834 I'M GONNA MEET JEFF FOR LUNCH. 205 00:08:53,934 --> 00:08:56,003 - Why are you going to the vet's? - OSCAR'S REALLY SICK? 206 00:08:56,103 --> 00:08:57,437 YOU SHOULD JUST LET HIM TAKE CARE OF IT. 207 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:58,939 WHAT ARE YOU, DR. DOLITTLE? 208 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:00,440 ANYWAY, DO YOU WANT TO GO TO LUNCH WITH US? 209 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,075 NO, I CAN'T. I'M GOING TO THE DOCTOR'S. 210 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:04,578 WELL, THEN WHAT ABOUT FRIDAY? WE'LL HAVE LUNCH ON FRIDAY. 211 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:06,446 I'll meet you at that place on Wilshire and 24th. 212 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:09,349 - I LIKE THAT JOINT. - OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU FRIDAY, 1:00. 213 00:09:09,449 --> 00:09:11,018 ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU. 214 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,429 - Jeff: HEY. - HEY. 215 00:09:22,529 --> 00:09:24,865 - HOW'S OSCAR? - NOT GOOD. 216 00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:26,700 WAITING FOR THE WORD FROM THE DOCTOR. 217 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,368 - OKAY, WANT TO GET SOME LUNCH? - STARVING. 218 00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:29,569 - ME TOO. - WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO? 219 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:31,071 I DON'T KNOW. I'LL EAT ANYTHING. 220 00:09:31,171 --> 00:09:32,840 THERE'S A GREAT MEXICAN PLACE RIGHT DOWN THE ROAD. 221 00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:34,875 - YEAH, NOT-- I DON'T KNOW. - YOU DON'T WANT MEXICAN? 222 00:09:34,975 --> 00:09:37,510 - NOT MEXICAN, NO. - SUSHI. SUSHI'S FANTASTIC. NICE AND LIGHT. 223 00:09:37,611 --> 00:09:41,014 I'M READING ALL THIS MERCURY STUFF. I'M SCARED TO GET SUSHI. 224 00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:43,483 - I CAN'T EAT SUSHI. - HOW ABOUT SOME ITALIAN? WANNA GET SOME PASTA? 225 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:44,918 I DON'T LIKE TO HAVE HOT FOOD FOR LUNCH. 226 00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:46,754 WHAT ABOUT A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH? 227 00:09:46,854 --> 00:09:48,188 I DON'T WANT BREAD. I DON'T WANT TO HAVE BREAD. 228 00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:49,790 LIKE A PLATE WITH-- PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY 229 00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:51,959 JUST ON A PLATE WITH A FORK? 230 00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:55,528 - ( sighs ) - WHAT ARE YOU GETTING SO STRESSED OUT ABOUT THIS FOR? 231 00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:57,731 - I CAN'T DECIDE. - IT'S LUNCH! 232 00:09:57,831 --> 00:09:59,266 LET'S GO TO GJELINA. 233 00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:01,702 I'LL GET THAT SPINACH SALAD WITH SOME SOUP. 234 00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:04,271 - THAT'S GOOD. - FANTASTIC. 235 00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:07,875 - YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T THINK I WANT THAT SALAD. - ALL RIGHT. 236 00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:09,242 - LET'S EAT AT ANOTHER PLACE. - JEFF? 237 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:10,778 - Jeff: HI. - NOT GOOD. 238 00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:13,546 - NO? - IT'S NOT GOOD. 239 00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:16,249 THE TESTS CAME BACK POSITIVE FOR LEPTOSPIROSIS. 240 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:18,719 I WAS JUST TELLING SUSIE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO PUT OSCAR DOWN. 241 00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:21,288 - OH, I'M SO SORRY. - SORRY, YOU GUYS. 242 00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:23,490 - SO-- - HE WAS SUCH A GOOD DOG, YOU KNOW? 243 00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:25,525 - YEAH, HE WAS A GREAT DOG. A GREAT DOG. - HE HAD SUCH A GOOD LIFE. 244 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,895 - I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW. - LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. 245 00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:29,730 DID YOU NOTICE, BY ANY CHANCE, 246 00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:32,465 IF YOUR WIFE WAS UPSET LAST NIGHT WHEN YOU GOT HOME? 247 00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:35,302 - NO, NOT THAT I-- NOT THAT I NOTICED. - WE HAVE THINGS TO DISCUSS. 248 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:38,638 - DID SHE MENTION MY NAME? - NO, IT DID NOT COME UP LAST NIGHT. 249 00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:40,573 SO, DOCTOR, WHAT'S THE PROCESS? 250 00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:42,375 - HE'S NOT GONNA FEEL PAIN? - HE'S NOT GONNA FEEL ANYTHING. 251 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,878 WE WILL MAKE HIM AND YOU AS COMFORTABLE AS POSSIBLE. 252 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:47,080 - OKAY? - IS SHE THE TYPE OF WOMAN 253 00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:49,883 WHO WOULD CONFIDE IN YOU IF SHE WAS UPSET? 254 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,451 WE'RE STILL TALKING ABOUT MY WIFE RIGHT NOW? 255 00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:53,586 - YEAH, YOU GOT THAT KIND OF A RELATIONSHIP? - YES, WE DO. 256 00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:54,955 LIKE A MARRIED RELATIONSHIP? WE DO HAVE THAT KIND-- 257 00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:56,757 YEAH. YOU DISCUSS THINGS LIKE THAT? 258 00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:58,358 - WE DO. - A LOT OF MARRIED COUPLES DON'T DO THAT. 259 00:10:58,458 --> 00:10:59,893 SHE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOU! 260 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,829 YOU'RE NOT THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE! 261 00:11:01,929 --> 00:11:05,065 RIGHT NOW OSCAR IS! HE'S GONNA DIE ANY MINUTE NOW, OKAY? 262 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,134 I WAS JUST CURIOUS, THOUGH, AS YOU WOULD BE TOO 263 00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:10,137 IF YOU THOUGHT SOMEBODY WAS ANNOYED, BUT YOU DIDN'T REALLY KNOW. 264 00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:11,839 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 265 00:11:11,939 --> 00:11:13,540 I'M JUST-- I'M JUST CURIOUS, THAT'S ALL. 266 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,608 - WHY DON'T YOU GUYS DO ME A FAVOR, ALL RIGHT? - YEAH. 267 00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:17,577 I'M JUST THINKING, WOULDN'T IT BE NICE 268 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:18,946 FOR HIM TO HAVE A LAST MEAL? 269 00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:20,680 OH, ABSOLUTELY. I ENCOURAGE IT. 270 00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:23,616 - SO THE DOG COULD HAVE A BIG CHOCOLATE BAR? - DOGS HAVE LAST MEALS? 271 00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:25,185 - HE LOVES PINKBERRY. - IF HE LOVES PINKBERRY, 272 00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:26,586 - THEN THAT'S WHAT HE SHOULD HAVE. - COCONUT. 273 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,521 CAN YOU GO GET IT, JEFF? OKAY? 274 00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:30,791 - WE'RE GOING OUT TO LUNCH NOW. - YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LUNCH. 275 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:34,627 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LUNCH. YOU'RE GOING TO PINKBERRY AND YOU'RE COMING BACK. 276 00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:36,096 BUT NEITHER OF US HAVE EATEN SINCE BREAKFAST. 277 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,464 I DON'T REALLY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU. 278 00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:39,666 I CARE ABOUT OSCAR RIGHT NOW, OKAY? 279 00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:41,601 HE'S IN PAIN. HE'S GONNA DIE SOON. 280 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,236 HE NEEDS HIS LAST MEAL. 281 00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:45,572 - PINKBERRY, RIGHT BACK. - NO LUNCH. WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LUNCH? 282 00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:47,707 - Susie: EXACTLY. I DON'T WANT TO PROLONG THIS. - NOT ME. COME ON. 283 00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,609 - PINKBERRY, COME ON. - YOU DRIVE A RED VOLVO? 284 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,845 DON'T DRIVE A RED VOLVO. 285 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,981 - YOU SURE? - I DRIVE A BLACK LEXUS. 286 00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:56,683 AH. WOW. THAT'S SOME CAR. 287 00:11:56,784 --> 00:11:59,686 - YOU DO PRETTY WELL, DON'T YOU? - THANK YOU, LARRY. I'M A DOCTOR. 288 00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:03,223 - YOU MAKE AS MUCH AS A REGULAR DOCTOR? - GET ME THE FUCKING PINKBERRY! 289 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:05,759 - JUST CURIOUS. OKAY. - JUST GO! HURRY UP! 290 00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:09,329 - TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE! GOD. - COME ON. 291 00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:19,172 ( door opens, closes ) 292 00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:24,644 EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU HAPPY WITH THAT PARK? 293 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,679 - YEAH, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? - YOU'RE WAY OUTSIDE THE LINE. 294 00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:29,182 - YOU'RE TAKING UP TWO SPACES. - I'M LIKE AN INCH OVER THE LINE. 295 00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:30,884 NO, YOU'RE A FOOT OVER THE LINE. 296 00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,319 YOU'RE TAKING UP TWO SPACES, 297 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,788 THE NEXT CAR IS ALSO GONNA BE TAKING UP TWO SPACES 298 00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:37,858 THEN YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE AND THEN THAT CAR IS GONNA GET BLAMED. 299 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,993 THIS IS CHAOS. SOCIETY CAN'T FUNCTION LIKE THIS. 300 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,195 - WHAT? - YOU HAVE TO BE IN THE LINES, 301 00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:43,997 - THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE. - HEY, HERE'S AN IDEA. 302 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,833 WHY DON'T YOU MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS? 303 00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:47,434 WELL, I SUPPOSE THAT'S AN IDEA, 304 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:49,536 - NOT A VERY GOOD ONE THOUGH. - YEAH. OH NO? 305 00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:51,338 JUST SAY, "YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL DO BETTER NEXT TIME." 306 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,874 - I DID FINE. I DID FINE. - NO, THAT'S NOT FINE. 307 00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:55,608 - I DON'T NEED TO DO BETTER. - YOU DIDN'T DO FINE. 308 00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:57,277 - YOU NEED TO DO BETTER. YOU NEED TO DO BETTER. - NO, I DID FINE. 309 00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:59,913 - THAT'S JUST SHODDY. - I REALLY GIVE A SHIT 310 00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:01,849 WHAT YOU THINK OF MY PARKING JOB, OKAY, PAL? 311 00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:04,217 IT'S NOT AN OPEN FIELD. IT'S NOT A FARM, OKAY? 312 00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:07,520 - JUST-- JUST PARK YOUR CAR BETWEEN THE LINES. - A FARM? 313 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:10,157 IT'S NOT THAT HARD! LOOK, JUST PULL IN BETWEEN THE LINES. 314 00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:12,559 WHY DON'T YOU STAY BETWEEN THE LINES 315 00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:14,261 OF YOUR OWN GODDAMN BUSINESS, HUH? 316 00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:17,364 WHY DON'T YOU STAY CONFINED WITHIN THE LINES 317 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:21,201 OF NOT BEING AN ASSHOLE? 'CAUSE YOU'RE WAY OVER THAT LINE. 318 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,236 - ALL RIGHT? - THE ONLY PERSON WHO'S THE ASSHOLE HERE 319 00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:25,205 - IS THE PIG PARKER. - A PIG PARKER? 320 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,607 - YES. - SO YOU'RE CALLING ME A PIG? 321 00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:30,143 - A PIG PARKER. - HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 322 00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:32,145 - HAVE A REAL NICE DAY. - OKAY, I WILL. 323 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:34,014 I'M SURE YOU WILL TOO, AT EVERYONE ELSE'S EXPENSE. 324 00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:37,550 - YEAH. YEAH, I WILL. I WILL. YEAH. - YEAH. YEAH. 325 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,428 - HEY. - HEY. WHAT'S GOING ON? 326 00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:51,031 - TESSLER'S OUT THERE. - YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN NEW YORK. 327 00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:52,565 - DID HE SEE YOU? - NO. 328 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,768 YO. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 329 00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:58,271 NOTHING. TALKING TO MY FRIEND. 330 00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,540 I KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING. HE'S ABOUT TO DO A CHAT AND CUT. 331 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,175 - IT'S A TOTAL CHAT AND CUT. - Jeff: NO NO NO NO NO NO. 332 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:05,012 NO NO NO. NO, I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE A CHAT-- 333 00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:06,613 YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU WERE CHATTING WITH YOUR FRIEND 334 00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:08,982 - AND THEN YOU CUT THE LINE. - ARE YOU GUYS EVEN FRIENDS? 335 00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:11,118 PLEASE PLEASE, DON'T INSULT ME, OKAY? 336 00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:13,353 I INVENTED THE CHAT AND CUT. THIS IS AMATEUR HOUR. 337 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:16,156 - IF I WAS GONNA DO IT, YOU WOULDN'T EVEN NOTICE. - YOU JUST DID IT. 338 00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:17,824 - JUST GET TO THE BACK OF LINE, DUDE. - YOU'VE GOTTA GET BACK. 339 00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:19,526 - IT'S NOT FAIR. - IT'S NOT A CHAT AND CUT! 340 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:21,228 - IT'S A CHAT AND CUT. - NO, IT'S NOT A CHAT AND CUT! 341 00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,063 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - ( all shouting ) 342 00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,331 ALL RIGHT! OKAY! I'M GOING! 343 00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:27,500 - JUST GO. UNBELIEVABLE. - IT'S NOT FAIR. 344 00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:31,471 - LARRY. HOW YOU DOING? - HEY! 345 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:35,909 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN NEW YORK. - JUST GOT BACK... 346 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:37,978 - OH OH OH. OKAY. - ...THIS MORNING. 347 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:40,647 - ( chuckles ) WELL, GOOD TO SEE YOU. - YEAH. 348 00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:42,916 HOW'D THE, UH-- THE KOGEL, UH-- 349 00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,751 - OH, KEEGAN'S CLUB. - KEEGAN'S CLUB, YEAH. 350 00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:47,687 THEY HAD TO POSTPONE IT. BEDBUG INFESTATION ON THE NAP MATS. 351 00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:49,889 - OH MY GOD. BEDBUGS? - PART OF THE EVENT IS THIS BIG, 352 00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:52,960 MIDDLE OF THE DAY NAP-- ALL THE KIDS. IT'S BEAUTIFUL. A BEAUTIFUL THING. 353 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,794 - UH-HUH. - A KIND OF PASTORAL FEEL TO IT. 354 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:58,465 - OH. WOW. - BEDBUGS. JUST DEVASTATING. HAD TO BURN EVERYTHING. 355 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,433 - SO WE POSTPONED THE EVENT. - THAT'S TERRIBLE. 356 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:03,070 YEAH. THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU'RE GONNA BE AROUND FOR IT THOUGH. 357 00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:05,672 - IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. - WHEN-WHEN-- 358 00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:07,941 - WHEN ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT DOING IT? - NOT REALLY SURE. 359 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:10,477 IT'S GONNA BE SOMETIME-- HOPEFULLY WITHIN THE MONTH, 360 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:14,047 PROBABLY MORE LIKELY SIX TO EIGHT WEEKS. YEAH. 361 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:16,216 JESUS, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 362 00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:18,718 I GOTTA GO BACK-- I'M GOING BACK TO NEW YORK. 363 00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:20,988 - YOU'RE GOING BACK TO NEW YORK? - I'M GOING BACK, YEAH, 364 00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:23,991 FOR LIKE-- WHAT-WHAT-- WHAT DID YOU SAY IT WAS? 365 00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:26,359 SIX WEEKS ON OUR END, APPROXIMATELY. 366 00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,661 - YOU'RE GONNA BE GONE FOR ALL THAT TIME? - I'LL BE GONE FOR AL-- 367 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,598 - ALMOST THREE MONTHS. YEAH. - WOW. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 368 00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:36,203 - UMM, JERRY AND I ARE WORKING ON A NEW-- - OH. OH, EXCELLENT. 369 00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:40,240 - --A NEW SHOW. - YEAH? OH GREAT. GREAT. 370 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:43,210 - EXCELLENT. - YOU KNOW, DON'T-- DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT. 371 00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:45,278 WITH ANYBODY. EVEN IF YOU SEE JERRY... 372 00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:47,180 - YEAH. NO. - ...DON'T MENTION IT, 'CAUSE HE WOULDN'T WANT ME 373 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,382 - DISCUSSING IT. - OKAY. OKAY. HUSH HUSH. 374 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,618 HE WOULD-- HE WOULD DENY IT IF YOU ACTUALLY SAID SOMETHING TO HIM. 375 00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:54,387 I'M THE WORLD'S FASTEST PREP AS A DIRECTOR. YOU KNOW THAT. 376 00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:57,190 - I KNOW THAT ABOUT YOU. - I ONCE DID A "SILVER SPOONS" ON 48 HOURS. 377 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,592 - IS THAT SO? JESUS. - YEAH, GOT ME IN THERE. 378 00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,761 - TESSLER, YOU'RE SOMETHING. YOU'RE A TALENTED GUY. - YEAH. OH THANKS. 379 00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:04,931 - THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE IT. PASS IT ON. - YEAH. YEAH. I WILL. 380 00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:06,333 WELL, LISTEN, I'M SORRY YOU'RE GONNA MISS IT AGAIN, 381 00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:08,301 BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU LOOK AT THESE KIDS 382 00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:10,470 AND YOU JUST FEEL SO COMPLETE, 383 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,905 - IF ONLY BY COMPARISON. - YEAH, I KNOW. I WANNA DO IT. 384 00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:16,676 I WANNA DO IT. I DON'T EVEN WANNA DO IT FOR THEM. I WANNA DO IT FOR ME. 385 00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:19,712 - GOOD TO SEE YOU. - GREAT TO SEE YOU, AND MY BEST TO ALL THE KIDS. 386 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:23,583 - OKAY, I'LL PASS IT ALONG. ALL RIGHT. BE WELL. - YEAH. OKAY. 387 00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:28,755 Larry: I SHOULD'VE GOTTEN SOME YOGURT THERE. 388 00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:30,423 - YOU SHOULD'VE. - I'M VERY STARVING. 389 00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,725 I'M STARVING TOO. WHY DO WE LISTEN TO HER? 390 00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:37,264 - MIND IF I TAKE A BITE OF THIS? - I DO MIND. 391 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:39,166 - THAT'S FOR OSCAR. - COME ON, ONE BITE. 392 00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:40,533 - NO. - LET ME TAKE ONE BITE. 393 00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:43,070 WHAT THE-- COME ON, I'VE GOT LOW BLOOD SUGAR. 394 00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:44,837 ONE BITE BUT MAKE IT SMALL. 395 00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:47,240 SMALL SMALL SMALL. 396 00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:51,178 - OH! - GOOD, HUH? 397 00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:54,847 - THAT IS REALLY GOOD. - IS THERE ANOTHER SPOON IN THE BAG? 398 00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,816 LET ME HAVE-- GIVE IT HERE FOR A SECOND. 399 00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,518 LET ME HAVE A TASTE. 400 00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:03,056 AH! IT'S GOOD. 401 00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:04,957 - ISN'T THAT GOOD? - YUP. 402 00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:06,426 - BY THE WAY... - MMM? 403 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,861 ...YOUR TASTE WAS ABOUT TWICE AS BIG AS MINE. 404 00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:10,563 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? IT WAS A SMALL TASTE. - NO, IT WAS ABOUT-- 405 00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:12,499 NO, IT WAS ABOUT AS TWICE AS BIG AS MINE. 406 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:14,767 - JUST STOP IT. NO NO. - I'M EVENING IT OUT, THAT'S ALL. 407 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,470 - EVENING IT OUT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - YEAH, I JUST EVENED IT OUT. 408 00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:19,806 NO, NOW YOU'VE GOTTEN TWO AND I'VE GOTTEN ONE. 409 00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:23,443 - THAT'S BULLSHIT. - NO, MY TWO BITES WERE THE SAME AS YOUR ONE. 410 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,346 OH, RIGHT. OKAY. I CAN'T EVEN SEE WHAT YOU'RE EATING. 411 00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:28,581 LOOK AT THAT! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE BITES YOU TOOK! 412 00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:30,517 ARE YOU SERIOUS? COME ON, THAT'S NOT FAIR. 413 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,352 - STOP IT. NO, WE'RE EVEN. - REALLY? 414 00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:34,121 - YOU'RE DONE. - NO, BULLSHIT. 415 00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:35,922 YOU'RE-- BULLSHIT, YOU'RE DONE. IT'S FOR OS-- 416 00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:37,324 - NO WAY, MAN. - YOU'RE DONE! 417 00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:39,526 ONE MORE. LAST ONE, OKAY? WE'LL HAVE ONE MORE. 418 00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:41,728 - THIS IS IT. OKAY, ONE MORE. - OKAY, ONE-- ONE EACH MORE. 419 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:45,498 ONE EACH MORE, OKAY? THANK YOU. 420 00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:53,106 - YOU JUST TOOK TWO BITES! - BULLSHIT. 421 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:54,907 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, BULLSHIT? - I'M DRIVING! STOP! 422 00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:57,844 ALL RIGHT. OKAY. ALL RIGHT, YOU WANT TO BE A DICK, BE A DICK. 423 00:17:57,944 --> 00:17:59,612 OKAY, YOU WANT TO BE A DICK... 424 00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:02,215 ( muffled ) BE A FUCKING DICK! OKAY?! 425 00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:04,451 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - ( mumbles ) 426 00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:12,325 - ( silent ) - OH, HEY, VANCE. 427 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:18,097 I-- I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY. 428 00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:20,233 WILL YOU JUST TALK, PLEASE? 429 00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:24,437 PINKBERRY. 430 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,476 - I-I-I-I-- JUST GO. - I KNOW. 431 00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:31,278 - I'LL SEE YOU LATER. BYE. - BYE. 432 00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:33,380 Larry: SEE YOU, VANCE. 433 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,620 JESUS, YOU'VE GOT SOME STUFF ON YOUR FACE. 434 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,555 GET THAT OFF. 435 00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:49,061 - JEFF? - YEAH? 436 00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:52,064 - DID YOU GET IT? - NOPE. CLOSED. 437 00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:53,800 - THEY WERE CLOSED? - THEY WERE CLOSED. 438 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,735 THEY'RE NEVER CLOSED. THEY'RE OPEN TILL, LIKE, MIDNIGHT. 439 00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:58,137 - WE GO AFTER THE MOVIES ALL THE TIME. - THEY-- I'M TELLING YA-- 440 00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:00,440 - Larry: KOREAN HOLIDAY. - A KOREAN HOLIDAY? 441 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:03,410 - TET. TET. - OH, IT HAD TO BE TODAY OF ALL DAYS. 442 00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:06,078 - YEAH, TODAY IS TET. IT'S TET. - TET DAY. 443 00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:07,880 YOU KNOW, KOREANS OWN PINKBERRY. 444 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,049 WASN'T THERE ANOTHER ONE? SO ALL OF THEM WOULD BE CLOSED? 445 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:13,520 - ALL OF THEM ARE CLOSED. - OH GOD DAMN, HE CAN'T HAVE HIS LAST MEAL. 446 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:16,356 HE LOVES THE PINKBERRY SO MUCH. 447 00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:17,857 - YEAH. - IT'S VERY INTERESTING, THOUGH, 448 00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:20,827 THAT HE WOULD CHOOSE PINKBERRY AS A LAST MEAL. 449 00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:23,396 - HE LOVES IT. - I WONDER IF THAT'LL CATCH ON IN PRISONS, 450 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,232 YOU KNOW, WHEN THEY'RE ABOUT TO BE ELECTROCUTED. 451 00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:27,634 - PINKBERRY MAKES NO SENSE. - WELL, WHY? 452 00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:30,370 THE PINKBERRY'LL MELT. IT'LL NEVER GET THERE IN TIME. 453 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:32,605 - WHY NOT? - THERE'S NO PINKBERRYS NEAR PRISONS. 454 00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:34,173 WHAT, HAVE YOU VISITED EVERY PRISON IN THE UNITED STATES? 455 00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:36,376 I CAN MAKE AN ASSUMPTION ON THIS ONE 456 00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:38,611 - THAT THERE'S NOT A LOT OF PINKBERRYS NEAR PRISONS. - THERE'S PLENTY OF PINKBERRYS. 457 00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,780 I'LL BET YOU THERE'S A COUPLE OF DECENT ONES NEAR A PRISON. 458 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,516 - NO WAY. - OH GOD. WELL, WE HAVE TO GO TAKE CARE OF THIS NOW. 459 00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:46,419 - LET ME JUST THROW THIS OUT. - WHAT? NO. NO. 460 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:47,687 - UH, I'LL TAKE THAT. I'LL TAKE THAT. - WHAT IS IT? 461 00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:50,290 NO, IT'S GROSS. IT'S FULL OF MY SNOT. 462 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:52,325 - SUZ, JUST GIVE IT. - LET ME JUST THROW IT OUT. 463 00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:54,527 NO NO, JUST GO-- PUT THE TISSUE IN MY HAND. 464 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,263 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'VE GONE THROUGH ENOUGH TODAY 465 00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:57,964 YOU DON'T NEED TO BE LOOKING AT GARBAGE. 466 00:19:58,064 --> 00:19:59,899 - RIGHT. I'M VERY SENSITIVE. - YEAH YEAH, I KNOW. 467 00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:02,335 Susie: ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO TAKE CARE OF THIS NOW. 468 00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:05,505 OH GOD. I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS. 469 00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:10,677 ( people chatting ) 470 00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:14,647 ( sighs ) 471 00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:18,818 HEY, LEWIS, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU? 472 00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,787 I'M SITTING HERE LIKE AN IDIOT FOR 20 MINUTES. 473 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:24,491 I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE LUNCH. GIVE ME A CALL. 474 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,728 Susie: HE WAS JUST BELOVED BY THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD. 475 00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,430 - YOU ALL KNOW-- I MEAN THESE KIDS-- - ( speaks softly ) 476 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:32,899 I'M JUST SO GLAD YOU WERE ALL HERE TO SHARE IT. 477 00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:34,601 Larry: WHERE WERE YOU? I WAITED HALF AN HOUR. 478 00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:36,403 YOU DIDN'T CONFIRM. THERE'S NO WAY I'M GONNA GO THERE. 479 00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:39,439 I DIDN'T CONFIRM? WE HAD-- WE HAD A PLAN. 480 00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:41,541 THE PLAN IS THE CONFIRMATION. 481 00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:44,444 I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO-- I DON'T HAVE TO MAKE ANOTHER PLAN. 482 00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:47,680 THE PLAN IS A PLAN. A CONFIRMATION IS A GUARANTEE 483 00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:50,550 - YOU'RE GONNA SHOW UP! - OKAY, SUNDAY, SAME TIME, SAME PLACE. 484 00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:51,984 WELL, I'LL NEED A CONFIRMATION. 485 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,720 YOU'RE NOT GETTING A CONFIRMATION! 486 00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:55,855 - I HAVE TO HAVE A CONFIRMATION. - THIS IS THE CONFIRMATION RIGHT NOW. 487 00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:58,925 - THIS IS A PLAN. - YOU'RE LIKE SOME KIND OF GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACY. 488 00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:00,993 YOU'VE GOT THE PLAN. YOU'VE GOT THE CONFIRMATION. YOU'VE GOT A SUBCOMMITTEE. 489 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,696 - I'VE GOT TO GO THROUGH ALL THESE LEVELS. - I'M NOT THE KREMLIN! 490 00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:07,434 I'M JUST A HUMAN BEING WHO NEEDS TO BE ASSURED THAT IF I'M GONNA TAKE A SHOWER, 491 00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:09,502 GET MY CLOTHES ON AND DRIVE TO A FUCKING RESTAURANT, 492 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:12,305 - YOU'RE GONNA SHOW UP. - I AM ASSURING YOU RIGHT NOW. 493 00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:14,040 - YEAH? - YEAH, THERE'S NO CONFIRMATION. 494 00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:15,608 - FINE. - SHOW UP. 495 00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:18,678 - FINE, I'LL SHOW UP... - OKAY. 496 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,212 ...BUT YOU'LL REALLY BE IN DEEP SHIT IF YOU DON'T. 497 00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:21,548 DO YOU BELIEVE THIS CRAP? LOOK AT THIS. 498 00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:23,750 Richard: I CAN'T TA-- I'VE GOTTA GET OUT. 499 00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:26,052 - THIS IS GIVING ME THE CREEPS. - Larry: THIS IS CRAZY. I KNOW. 500 00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:27,420 A SHIVA CALL FOR A DOG? 501 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:28,755 HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF ANYTHING LIKE THAT? 502 00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:30,923 I ONLY MET HIM ONCE AND HE NIPPED AT ME. 503 00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:32,959 I SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE. I DIDN'T EVEN LIKE THE DOG. 504 00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:34,761 HEY, THIS IS-- THIS IS-- I CAN'T-- 505 00:21:34,861 --> 00:21:36,863 - IT'S LIKE A "TWILIGHT ZONE"-- - HEY. HEY, VANCE. 506 00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:40,400 HI. HI. THIS IS MY FRIEND RICHARD. THIS IS VANCE. 507 00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:43,803 OH, THANKS A LOT. 508 00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:46,939 WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? IS HE LIKE A MIME OR SOME SHIT? 509 00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:49,642 ( laughs ) 510 00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:51,243 - HE'S TAKEN-- - WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM? 511 00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:53,413 HE'S TAKEN A VOW OF SILENCE, 512 00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:55,882 - YET HE MOUTHS. - LIKE A VENTRILOQUIST WITHOUT A PUPPET. 513 00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:58,651 - ( laughs ) - HE SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST A PUPPET IN THE CAR 514 00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:01,588 - FOR PRACTICE WHEN HE GOES OUT. - I AGREE WITH YOU. 515 00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:04,524 AND I CAN'T HELP FEELING, VANCE, THAT I FAILED HIM. 516 00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:07,794 AND YOU'RE A SPIRITUAL PERSON. YOU UNDERSTAND THIS. 517 00:22:07,894 --> 00:22:11,097 - YOU DIDN'T FAIL HIM. - AT THE VET'S I WANTED TO GIVE HIM HIS LAST MEAL. 518 00:22:11,197 --> 00:22:15,402 HE LOVED PINKBERRY AND LARRY AND JEFF WENT TO GET IT 519 00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:17,303 AND IT WAS CLOSED. 520 00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:19,672 AND I FEEL SUCH A SENSE OF GUILT. 521 00:22:19,772 --> 00:22:22,942 WE TRIED TO MAKE HIS LIFE THE BEST POSSIBLE LIFE... 522 00:22:25,545 --> 00:22:29,115 ( echoes ) PINKBERRY. 523 00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:37,824 MMM! 524 00:22:37,924 --> 00:22:41,661 Susie: THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD LOVED HIM, DIDN'T THEY, JEFF? 525 00:22:41,761 --> 00:22:44,196 - WHAT? WHAT? THE-- THE HOSE? - I FEEL SO HORRIBLE, VANCE. 526 00:22:44,296 --> 00:22:46,332 THERE'S A HOSE? I DON'T HAVE A HOSE. 527 00:22:46,433 --> 00:22:48,701 - Susie: JEFF AND LARRY WENT-- - Jeff: LARRY, I DON'T HAVE A HOSE. 528 00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:50,737 - YES, THEY WENT TO GET THE PINKBERRY. - DID YOU BRING A HOSE? 529 00:22:50,837 --> 00:22:52,639 - NO. WHY-- WHY WOULD I BRING A HOSE? - ARE YOU HUNGRY? 530 00:22:52,739 --> 00:22:55,374 - ARE YOU HUNGRY? - OH, I THINK HE'S SAYING HE WANTS SOME PIZZA. 531 00:22:55,475 --> 00:22:58,277 PIZZA. WHO HAS PIZZA AT SITTING-- A SHIVA? 532 00:22:58,377 --> 00:22:59,946 - NO, WAIT A MINUTE. - Larry: YOU SHOULD HAVE SOME PIZZA HERE. 533 00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:01,981 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WENT ON A HELICOPTER RIDE? 534 00:23:02,081 --> 00:23:04,417 WHY WOULD YOU TELL US NOW ABOUT YOUR HELICOPTER RIDE? 535 00:23:04,517 --> 00:23:06,786 - Larry: THAT IS RIDICULOUS. - WHAT'S IT LIKE UP THERE? YOU COULDN'T BREATH? 536 00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:08,488 - Larry: HUH? - Jeff: WAIT. HOLD ON A SECOND HERE. 537 00:23:08,588 --> 00:23:10,457 WHAT YOU NEED IS OSCAR'S BOWL ON DISPLAY. 538 00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:11,791 - PEOPLE WOULD LIKE TO SEE THAT. - OH, OKAY. 539 00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:13,593 - LET'S GO IN THE GARAGE. - YEAH, OSCAR'S BOWL. 540 00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:15,562 - LARRY, SHOW HIM WHERE THE FOOD IS. - HUH? OKAY. 541 00:23:17,163 --> 00:23:19,699 YOU WHAT? 542 00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:22,034 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? ARE YOU GONNA TELL ON ME? 543 00:23:22,134 --> 00:23:23,402 IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO? 544 00:23:23,503 --> 00:23:26,272 OH, I SEE. SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 545 00:23:26,372 --> 00:23:28,541 YOU'RE GOING TO TATTLE, IS THAT IT? 546 00:23:28,641 --> 00:23:31,310 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, VANCE. 547 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:35,582 THERE'S A LOT OF BAD KARMA ATTACHED TO TATTLING. ARE YOU AWARE OF THAT? 548 00:23:35,682 --> 00:23:39,318 I WONDER WHAT YOUR SPIRITUAL ADVISOR WOULD SAY ABOUT THAT. 549 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:41,954 HUH? LEAVE HIM OUT OF THAT? 550 00:23:42,054 --> 00:23:43,756 YEAH? NO, I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE HIM OUT OF IT, 551 00:23:43,856 --> 00:23:47,594 BECAUSE NOBODY LIKES A TATTLETALE. 552 00:23:47,694 --> 00:23:51,430 NOBODY. SO GO AHEAD AND SQUEAL 553 00:23:51,531 --> 00:23:54,534 AND YOU'LL ROT IN HELL. OKAY? 554 00:23:55,535 --> 00:23:57,436 SO WHAT'S IT GONNA BE? 555 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:04,577 YOU WON'T SAY ANYTHING? YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 556 00:24:13,853 --> 00:24:15,321 THERE HE IS. 557 00:24:15,421 --> 00:24:17,790 ( chuckles ) YOU KEEP SAYING GOODBYE. 558 00:24:17,890 --> 00:24:20,292 - HEY. - I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO NEW YORK. 559 00:24:20,392 --> 00:24:23,696 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON YOUR WAY. - YEAH, I WAS SUPPOSED TO 560 00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:27,567 AND THEN THE TRIP GOT DELAYED AGAIN. 561 00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:30,169 I'M NOT SURPRISED. I RAN INTO VANCE AND HE TOLD ME. 562 00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:32,505 BOY, FOR A GUY THAT CAN'T TALK, HE HAS A PRETTY BIG MOUTH, DOESN'T HE? 563 00:24:32,605 --> 00:24:34,240 YEAH, WELL, HE JUST MENTIONED YOU WERE STILL HERE. 564 00:24:34,340 --> 00:24:37,243 - OH, DID HE? YEAH? - LISTEN, IF YOU'RE IN TOWN NOW, 565 00:24:37,343 --> 00:24:40,346 PLEASE DO THE EVENT, 'CAUSE IT JUST GOT MOVED UP TO FRIDAY. 566 00:24:40,446 --> 00:24:41,748 - IT'S FRIDAY? - IT'S THIS FRIDAY. 567 00:24:41,848 --> 00:24:43,650 - AW, SHIT. - IT'S FRID-- 568 00:24:43,750 --> 00:24:45,785 I WISH I COULD. I WISH I COULD, 569 00:24:45,885 --> 00:24:48,154 I'M ACTUALLY GOING BACK TOMORROW. 570 00:24:48,254 --> 00:24:49,689 - YOU'RE GOING BACK TO NEW YORK? - YEAH. 571 00:24:49,789 --> 00:24:51,691 - FOR HOW LONG? - TWO, THREE MONTHS. 572 00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:53,960 A LOT OF IT DEPENDS ON JERRY'S SCHEDULE, WHICH IS CRAZY. 573 00:24:54,060 --> 00:24:56,395 AND BY THE WAY, DON'T-- LIKE I TOLD YOU EARLIER, 574 00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:58,430 DON'T-- DON'T MENTION THIS TO ANYBODY. 575 00:24:58,531 --> 00:25:00,032 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOUR BUSINESS IS YOUR BUSINESS. 576 00:25:00,132 --> 00:25:02,101 - LOOK, WHERE ARE YOU STAYING? - IN NEW YORK? 577 00:25:02,201 --> 00:25:04,771 - WHERE ARE YOU GONNA STAY IN NEW YORK? YEAH. - YEAH, A-A-A HOTEL, 578 00:25:04,871 --> 00:25:07,273 - THE HOTEL... KRENDLE. - BETTER. BETTER. BETTER. 579 00:25:07,373 --> 00:25:09,709 - YOU KNOW RENNY HARLIN? DIRECTOR? - OH SURE, THE DIRECTOR. 580 00:25:09,809 --> 00:25:11,544 - USED TO BE MARRIED TO GEENA DAVIS. - YEAH. 581 00:25:11,644 --> 00:25:13,880 I WAS ORIGINALLY GONNA SPEND THIS NEXT COUPLE OF MONTHS 582 00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:16,082 IN NEW YORK DOING THIS OFF-BROADWAY THING, 583 00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:18,450 BUT THEN I GOT "PANDEMONIUM." WE'RE SHOOTING IT RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET. 584 00:25:18,551 --> 00:25:20,687 - RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET, YEAH. - YEAH, IT'S BASED ON THE HUDSON BROTHERS' MOVIE. 585 00:25:20,787 --> 00:25:22,822 - RIGHT. - BUT RENNY SAID-- LOOK, 586 00:25:22,922 --> 00:25:25,457 IF YOU NEED A PLACE IN NEW YORK, IT'S ON 66th AND BROADWAY. 587 00:25:25,558 --> 00:25:28,294 BEAUTIFUL PLACE. WHY DON'T I JUST LET YOU HAVE THE PLACE? 588 00:25:28,394 --> 00:25:30,863 HE OFFERED IT TO ME. I HAD TO SAY NO. 589 00:25:30,963 --> 00:25:32,832 WELL, HE WOULD JUST WANNA GIVE ME HIS APARTMENT? 590 00:25:32,932 --> 00:25:34,433 IT'S SITTING EMPTY. HE'S GONNA BE IN MALTA FOR THE NEXT SIX MONTHS. 591 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:37,136 BUT WHY WOULD HE OFFER IT TO ME? I DON'T FEEL RIGHT ABOUT THAT. 592 00:25:37,236 --> 00:25:41,540 YOU NEED A PLACE TO STAY, LARRY, AND YOU ARE GOING TO NEW YORK, AREN'T YOU? 593 00:25:41,641 --> 00:25:42,709 OKAY, SO IF YOU'RE GOING TOMORROW, 594 00:25:42,809 --> 00:25:44,543 IF I CAME BACK HERE NEXT WEEK 595 00:25:44,644 --> 00:25:46,412 AND THERE'S SOMEBODY THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU SITTING IN THAT CHAIR, 596 00:25:46,512 --> 00:25:48,514 - IT'S NOT YOU. - I'M NOT GONNA BE IN THIS CHAIR, NO. 597 00:25:48,615 --> 00:25:51,050 NO NO. IF I DRIVE BY YOUR HOUSE, I'M NOT GONNA SEE YOU OUT THERE. 598 00:25:51,150 --> 00:25:53,152 - I WON'T SEE YOU ON THE FRONT LAWN. - NO, YOU WON'T SEE ME. NO. 599 00:25:53,252 --> 00:25:55,888 - I'M GONNA GIVE RENNY A SHOUT RIGHT NOW, SET YOU UP. - OKAY. OKAY. 600 00:25:55,988 --> 00:25:58,791 - 'CAUSE YOU ARE GOING TO NEW YORK. - I'M GOING TOMORROW. 601 00:25:58,891 --> 00:26:01,828 THREE MONTHS, RIGHT? OKAY, I'LL TELL HIM THREE MONTHS MINIMUM. 602 00:26:01,928 --> 00:26:04,697 HE'S GONNA BE HAPPY TO HELP YOU OUT. GOOD TO SEE YOU, LARRY. 603 00:26:08,668 --> 00:26:11,638 Susie: I KNOW. IT WAS YUMMY, WASN'T IT? 604 00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:13,606 NO, THE FOOD HERE IS INCREDIBLE. 605 00:26:13,706 --> 00:26:15,307 HEY, VANCE, WHAT DID YOU THINK OF DINNER? 606 00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:18,645 - YEAH, I-- I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. - YEAH. 607 00:26:18,745 --> 00:26:20,446 - I HAVE NO IDEA. - DO YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS IS GONNA BE 608 00:26:20,546 --> 00:26:22,682 THE LAST TIME WE SEE HIM. THREE MONTHS, WE'RE GONNA BE IN NEW YORK. 609 00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:24,250 - I'M GONNA MISS YOU SO MUCH. - HELLO. 610 00:26:24,350 --> 00:26:25,652 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 611 00:26:25,752 --> 00:26:27,887 I just had dinner with Susie and Vance. 612 00:26:27,987 --> 00:26:31,057 - Where are you? - DIVINO'S, BUT WE'RE GONNA GO SOMEPLACE ELSE FOR DESSERT. 613 00:26:31,157 --> 00:26:33,292 OH, I'M TWO MINUTES AWAY. WAIT THERE. I'LL JOIN YOU. 614 00:26:33,392 --> 00:26:35,394 I have something to tell you. You're not gonna believe what's happened. 615 00:26:35,494 --> 00:26:37,129 GREAT GREAT GREAT, I'LL SEE YOU IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES. 616 00:26:37,229 --> 00:26:38,865 - All right, see you soon. - BYE. 617 00:26:38,965 --> 00:26:40,900 - WHAT? HE'S COMING OVER HERE? - LARRY'S COMING OVER. 618 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,902 OKAY, YOU GONNA COME WITH US? 619 00:26:43,002 --> 00:26:44,704 ALL RIGHT. 620 00:26:44,804 --> 00:26:47,907 - ALL RIGHT, WE'LL TEXT, WE'LL EMAIL. - TAKE CARE, VANCE. 621 00:26:48,007 --> 00:26:49,876 CAN'T CALL HIM. WE CAN'T CALL HIM. 622 00:26:49,976 --> 00:26:51,744 I UNDERSTOOD THAT. HE SAID BYE. 623 00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:59,518 THE RED VOLVO? 624 00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:01,253 AGAIN. 625 00:27:01,353 --> 00:27:03,089 JESUS. 626 00:27:03,189 --> 00:27:04,991 WHAT AN ASSHOLE. 627 00:27:20,406 --> 00:27:22,441 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? HEY, LAR. - I DON'T KNOW. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 628 00:27:22,541 --> 00:27:24,844 I DON'T KNOW. I WAS THINKING PINKBERRY. YOU WANNA GO TO PINKBERRY? 629 00:27:24,944 --> 00:27:27,814 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE NEVER HAD PINKBERRY. 630 00:27:27,914 --> 00:27:29,415 OH MAN, YOU'VE GOT TO GET OUT MORE. 631 00:27:29,515 --> 00:27:31,884 - JEFF LOVES IT, DON'T YOU? - NOT AS MUCH AS I USED TO. 632 00:27:31,984 --> 00:27:33,419 - REALLY? - YEAH, I-- 633 00:27:33,519 --> 00:27:34,787 ( Vance shouts ) HEY, LARRY! 634 00:27:34,887 --> 00:27:37,189 I GOT YOUR LITTLE NOTE. 635 00:27:37,289 --> 00:27:38,925 VANCE? TALKING? 636 00:27:39,025 --> 00:27:40,960 HEY, SUSIE, GUESS WHAT? 637 00:27:41,060 --> 00:27:43,562 LARRY ATE OSCAR'S PINKBERRY! 638 00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:45,597 AND JEFF WAS DRIVING! 639 00:27:45,698 --> 00:27:47,800 ASSHOLE! 640 00:27:48,701 --> 00:27:51,203 OH BOY, AM I SO GLAD 641 00:27:51,303 --> 00:27:54,540 WE'RE GOING TO NEW YORK FOR THREE MONTHS AND NOT GONNA SEE YOUR FACE! 642 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:55,742 MMM. 643 00:27:55,842 --> 00:27:58,811 ( music playing ) 644 00:27:58,911 --> 00:28:01,347 ( intercom chimes ) 645 00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:15,728 ( silent ) 55206

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