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( music playing )
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LOOK AT THIS.
TAKES UP TWO SPACES,
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PARKS OVER THE LINE.
WHAT KIND OF IDIOT--
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EVERYBODY'S GOTTA MOVE
DOWN NOW BECAUSE OF HIM.
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( chattering )
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- AH, THERE THEY ARE.
- AH.
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- HELLO.
- OH! WELL, THIS IS
QUITE A PARTY.
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- I KNOW.
- YOU'RE THROWING FOR
YOURSELVES, I MIGHT ADD.
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- WE'RE BELOVED.
- I MEAN, USUALLY
SOMEBODY ELSE GIVES YOU
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- A GOING-AWAY PARTY...
- Susie: NOT ALWAYS.
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- ...BUT YOU'VE DECIDED
TO GIVE ONE FOR YOURSELVES.
- WE'RE VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS.
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IT'S A BIG OPPORTUNITY
FOR SAMMI.
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NOT EVERYBODY GETS
INTO THE JULLIARD
SUMMER PROGRAM.
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- THEY DON'T TAKE EVERYBODY?
- NO, YOU HAVE TO AUDITION.
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- SHE AUDITIONED, LARRY.
- SHE AUDITIONED?
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YEAH. LET ME
TELL YOU SOMETHING.
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YOU'VE NEVER SEEN HER.
WHEN SHE GETS ONSTAGE...
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- NO, I-I-I-I--
- ...SHE LIGHTS UP THE ROOM
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- MMM.
- WHY DO YOU HAVE TO
CRITICIZE MY KID, LARRY?
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I'M NOT CRITICIZING.
I DON'T THINK SHE WANTS
TO DO IT.
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- I THINK YOU'RE
PUSHING HER INTO IT.
- Susie: REALLY?
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- YES.
- NO, IT'S ALL HER DESIRE.
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- I THINK YOU ARE.
- WELL, YOU'RE WRONG.
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- YEAH, I DON'T THINK I AM.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
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- WHAT, ARE YOU
MAKING FUN OF ME NOW?
- YES. YES, I AM.
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YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE.
YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST THING
ABOUT GOING TO NEW YORK IS?
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I'M NOT GONNA SEE YOUR FACE
FOR THREE MONTHS.
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- SHE'S FUNNY--
- WE'LL ALL BE AVOIDING YOU.
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- HEY, FUNKMAN.
- HI, MARTY.
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WHY DID YOU
HAVE TO TAKE UP
TWO PARKING SPACES?
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YOU MADE ME TAKE
TWO PARKING SPACES, OKAY?
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YES, I CAN UNDERSTAND
THAT YOU'RE UPSET.
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I TOO WAS UPSET
WHEN I SAW THE RED VOLVO
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TO MY LEFT ALSO
TAKING UP TWO SPACES.
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- HE CREATED A DOMINO EFFECT.
- Marty: THERE'S NO VOLVO
OUT THERE.
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- THERE WAS
WHEN I PARKED, OKAY?
- OKAY, GREAT.
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- ALL RIGHT.
- ANYWAY, GUYS...
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- YES.
- ...I JUST WANNA TELL YA
I'M GONNA MISS YA.
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- OH, MARTY.
- WE'LL MISS YOU TOO, MARTY.
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- I'LL SEE YOU INSIDE.
- Susie: ALL RIGHT.
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SOME PEOPLE
BELIEVE IN OUR DAUGHTER,
BELIEVE IT OR NOT.
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- THANK YOU, MARTY.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
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HEY, VANCE, VANCE,
THANKS FOR COMING.
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( silent )
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HEY, VANCE.
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WHAT'S WITH YOU?
WHAT, HAVE YOU
GOT LARYNGITIS?
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Susie:
VOW OF SILENCE.
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- TOOK A VOW OF SILENCE.
- ( chuckles ) YOU TOOK
A VOW OF SILENCE?
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SPIRITUAL ADVISOR?
IS THAT WHAT YOU JUST SAID?
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AND HE TOLD YOU TO DO THIS?
FOR WHAT PURPOSE?
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YOU KNOW, I'VE TRIED
TO GET SUSIE TO TAKE
A VOW OF SILENCE.
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- ( chuckles )
- Jeff: I HAVE. I'VE TALKED
TO HER ABOUT IT.
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THAT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN.
I HAVE TOO MANY IMPORTANT
THINGS TO SAY.
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SEE, THAT'S FUNNY.
MEANWHILE, HE'S TRYING
TO COMMUNICATE IT.
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IT'S JUST
YOU'RE MOUTHING--
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OH, IT'S OKAY TO MOUTH.
IT'S OKAY TO MOUTH.
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YOU'RE STILL
COMMUNICATING, BUT IN
A MUCH LESS EFFECTIVE WAY.
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ALL RIGHT,
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU.
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( silent )
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YEAH, YOU TWO GO,
GO EAT. GO STUFF
YOUR FACE, BOTH OF YOU.
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HE'S AN ASSHOLE.
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Jeff:
A BIT OF A WARNING--
TESSLER IS COMING TONIGHT.
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I'M PRETTY SURE.
HE ASKED IF YOU
WERE AVAILABLE
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TO DO SOME SORT
OF BENEFIT.
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I BET IT HAS
SOMETHING TO DO WITH HIS SON,
THE SPECIAL NEEDS KID.
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I JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU
A HEADS UP ON THAT.
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ALL RIGHT, I'LL BE
ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THAT.
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- YEAH.
- WHAT'S TAKING
THIS LINE SO LONG?
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UH, THAT'D BE
MY VETERINARIAN
AT THE FRONT OF THE LINE.
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- Larry: WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?
- Jeff: HE AND HIS WIFE CAME.
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OSCAR'S REALLY SICK,
SO SUSIE FELT LIKE IT'D
BE NICE TO INVITE HIM.
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- SO YEAH.
- OH.
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- BRIAN? HEY.
- HI.
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- KRISTA. KRISTA FERGUSON.
- OH, UH, I-- YEAH.
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- Krista:
IT WAS SMITH, PROBABLY.
- Brent: HEY. OH, OKAY.
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- YOU SEE WHAT'S
GOING ON OVER HERE?
- NO.
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- Brent: I DIDN'T
RECOGNIZE YOU.
- SHE'S DOING A CHAT AND CUT.
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- A CHAT AND CUT? REALLY?
- SHE'S FEIGNING FAMILIARITY
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WITH SOMEONE
SHE VAGUELY KNOWS
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- FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE
OF CUTTING IN LINE.
- YOU'RE SURE?
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POSITIVE.
SHE'LL BE PICKING UP
A PLATE ANY SECOND.
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YOU LOOK--
YOU'RE LIKE BEAMING
WITH LIGHT.
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THERE-- THERE SHE GOES.
YEAH. UH, EXCUSE ME.
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- YEAH, IT'S GREAT
TO SEE YOU. YEAH? HI.
- EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME.
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HI, FIRST OF ALL.
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CONGRATULATIONS
ON A GREAT ATTEMPT
AT A CHAT AND CUT.
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REALLY GOOD.
99 TIMES OUT OF 100,
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THAT'S GONNA WORK.
UNFORTUNATELY,
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I HAPPEN TO BE
ON THE LINE SO--
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OKAY, I DON'T--
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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- I JUST SAW MY FRIEND--
- I KNOW A CHAT AND CUT
WHEN I SEE IT.
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- OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
- YOU USED THIS FELLOW--
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THIS POOR, INNOCENT FELLOW
TO SNEAK INTO THE LINE.
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DO YOU EVEN--
DO YOU KNOW HER AT ALL?
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WELL, I MEAN--
I MEAN, TO BE FAIR,
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WE MET LIKE
EIGHT YEARS AGO. I--
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- HE REMEMBERS, SO--
- NO, I-- I HONESTLY DON'T.
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- YOU THINK SHE'S
DOING A CHAT AND CUT?
- I KINDA FEEL LIKE YOU ARE.
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- YEAH. YOU SEE?
- I FEEL A LITTLE MANIPULATED.
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- YEAH, HE'S BEEN--
- OH, FINE. OKAY.
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HE'S BEEN MANIPULATED.
YOU MANIPULATED HIM,
THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
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YOU WANT ME TO GET BACK
IN LINE? WOULD THAT
MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?
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- YES, IT WOULD. YES. YEAH.
- FINE. OKAY. FINE.
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YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE,
YOU KNOW THAT?
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- REALLY?
- YEAH.
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YEAH, BECAUSE,
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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YOU JUST HAVE TO--
THAT'S YOUR JOB--
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- BUST PEOPLE
AS THEY COME THROUGH...
- YEAH. UH-HUH.
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- ...SO YOU CAN.
- AND LOOK, YOU JUST
DID IT AGAIN.
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- WHAT? NO, I'M-- I'M--
- OH SO, SERIOUSLY,
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I'M NOT EVEN GONNA
SAY ANYTHING THIS TIME.
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I RESPECT
YOUR SKILLS, REALLY.
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- EXCELLENT.
( clicks tongue )
- THANKS.
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SERIOUSLY, HOW MUCH WOULD
IT TAKE FOR YOU TO SEE,
"EAT PRAY LOVE?"
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- $3,000.
- Both: $3,000?
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IT'S NOT THAT BAD
OF A MOVIE. WE SAW IT.
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TO ACTUALLY GO
TO THE THEATER
AND SIT IN THE THEATER?
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- SIT IN THE THEATER, YEAH.
- THAT'S $3,000.
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- $3,000?
- YEAH. LET ME
ASK YOU THIS QUESTION:
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IN VETERINARY SCHOOL,
DO YOU TEND TO FOCUS
MORE ON THE DOG,
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LET'S SAY,
THAN-- THAN THE COW?
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NO YOU FOCUS
ON EVERYTHING. YOU KNOW--
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- WHAT IF I BROUGHT A ROACH IN?
- LISTEN, IF YOU BROUGHT
A ROACH IN
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AND YOU SAY
YOU LOVE THAT ROACH,
I'M GONNA DO WHAT I CAN
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TO GIVE IT
EVERY CHANCE IT HAS.
I MEAN, THAT'S ALL I CAN DO.
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WHEN DO YOU GET THE REPORTS
ON OSCAR, BY THE WAY?
I MEANT TO ASK YOU THAT.
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PROBABLY TONIGHT,
SO WE SHOULD KNOW EVERYTHING
WITHIN THE NEXT DAY OR SO.
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I'M CROSSING
MY FINGERS FOR YOU.
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I APPRECIATE THAT.
THANK YOU, MY FRIEND.
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OKAY, I'M GONNA GET
SOME COFFEE. DOES ANYBODY--
DO YOU WANT ANYTHING?
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- NO THANKS.
- Woman: THANKS.
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YOU SEE A RAT IN THE HOUSE,
YOU DON'T WANT TO KILL IT?
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YES, IF I SEE
A RAT IN THE HOUSE,
I WANT TO KILL IT.
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WHAT IF YOU INJURED IT?
WOULD YOU THEN BRING IT
INTO HIS OFFICE
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FOR HIM TO SAVE IT?
YOU SEE WHAT I'M GETTING AT?
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MMM, NO.
HE SAVES PETS.
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IF SOME MORON HAS A RAT
FOR A PET, HE'LL SAVE THAT.
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- MM-HMM. OF COURSE.
- BUT IF THAT SAME RAT
IS IN THE HOUSE--
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- AH, I DON'T KNOW.
- ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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- I'M GONNA GO MINGLE.
- SO DOES HE DEAL WITH
ANY FARM ANIMALS--
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PIGS, THINGS
OF THAT NATURE?
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EVERY NOW AND THEN
A PIG, ONCE A HORSE,
BUT IT'S PRETTY RARE.
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I DON'T KNOW WHY
THEY DON'T HAVE SPECIALTIES.
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"I'M A DONKEY VET.
I'M A RABBIT VET.
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I'M A TURTLE VET."
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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IN HUMANS,
THERE'S AN E.N.T.,
THERE'S A PODIATRIST.
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THE WAY YOU'RE SAYING IT,
IT'S ALMOST LIKE
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THERE SHOULD BE
A DOCTOR WHO HANDLES
JUST FEATHERS.
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YES. HOW DOES A VET DO?
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WHAT DO THEY MAKE,
A GUY LIKE THAT?
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A VET, DO THEY MAKE
AS MUCH AS A DOCTOR?
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- ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?
- YEAH.
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WOW. LARRY,
THAT'S A VERY
PERSONAL QUESTION.
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- REALLY?
- I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU WANT ME
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- TO ASK YOU A BUNCH
OF PERSONAL QUESTIONS.
- ASK ME ANYTHING YOU WANT.
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OKAY, WHEN IS
THE LAST TIME
YOU JACKED OFF?
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MMM. THIS MORNING.
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- I SHOULD GO. OKAY.
- OH. OKAY.
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- ( clears throat ) YEAH.
- NICE TALKING TO YOU.
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- HEY, LARRY.
- TESSLER.
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- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- YEAH.
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- NICE PARTY.
- OH, IT'S-- OH YEAH.
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LISTEN, I'M GLAD
I RAN INTO YOU.
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DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT KEEGAN'S CLUB?
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- KEEGAN'S CLUB?
- KEEGAN'S CLUB.
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- NO.
- IT'S NAMED
AFTER KEEGAN HORSCH.
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- MM-HMM.
- THAT'S BRIAN HORSCH'S SON,
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- A SPECIAL NEEDS KID
LIKE MAX, LIKE MY BOY.
- YEAH YEAH.
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AND THEY HAVE THIS EVENT--
IT'S LIKE A FIELD DAY,
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- 8:00 IN THE MORNING
TO 10:00 AT NIGHT...
- ( making sympathetic noises )
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...SPEND THE WHOLE DAY
WITH KIDS WITH ALL
KINDS OF PROBLEMS--
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PHYSICAL PROBLEMS,
MENTAL PROBLEMS,
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LEARNING PROBLEMS.
IT'S KIND OF LIKE A WORKSHOP.
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IT'S ALSO A FIELD DAY
KIND OF STUFF--
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- THREE-LEGGED RACE,
SACK RACE KIND OF THING.
- OH, THREE-LEGGED RACE?
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- YEAH YEAH YEAH.
HARD-BOILED EGG IN A SPOON.
- OH, WHAT'S--
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- THAT IS-- HUH?
- NOTHING MORE FUN THAN THAT.
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- RUNNING WITH THAT THING?
- AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S
GREAT ABOUT IT?
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IT'S COMICAL, BUT IT'S ALL
WITH THE LOVE, YOU KNOW?
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IT'S LIKE A GREAT
BIG HUG ALL DAY LONG,
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AND WE'D LOVE
TO HAVE YOU THERE.
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- I-- I--
- IT'S THIS SATURDAY.
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- SATURDAY?
- YEAH.
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SA-- OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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- I CAN'T MAKE IT.
- HOW COME?
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I-- I'M GOING OUT
OF TOWN ON SATURDAY.
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OH, THAT'S TOO BAD.
WHERE YOU GOING?
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- I'M GOING TO NEW YORK.
- YOU'RE GOING TO NEW YORK?
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- YES.
- EVERYBODY'S GOING
TO NEW YORK.
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- YEAH, I KNOW. IT'S CRAZY.
- WE'LL GO RIGHT NOW.
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- OH, THAT'S TOO BAD.
- OH, I'M SO SORRY.
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00:08:25,806 --> 00:08:27,374
- YOU WOULD'VE HAD
SUCH AN AMAZING TIME.
- KEEGAN'S CLUB.
193
00:08:27,474 --> 00:08:29,209
KEEGAN'S CLUB.
I'LL SEND YOU THE LITERATURE.
194
00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:32,613
- I WANT TO BE
IN KEEGAN'S CLUB. OKAY?
- OKAY, COUNT ON IT.
195
00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:36,183
MAYBE NEXT YEAR
OR THE NEXT TIME
WE HAVE AN EVENT,
196
00:08:36,283 --> 00:08:37,517
I'LL GET IN TOUCH
WITH YOU, OKAY?
197
00:08:37,618 --> 00:08:39,319
SORRY YOU CAN'T
MAKE IT THIS TIME.
198
00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:41,555
- AGAIN, REALLY REALLY SORRY.
- OKAY.
199
00:08:41,655 --> 00:08:42,923
WE'LL MISS YOU THIS YEAR,
BUT NEXT YEAR WE WON'T.
200
00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,558
- OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
- OKAY. GOOD TO SEE YOU.
201
00:08:44,658 --> 00:08:46,894
- SEE YOU--
SEE YOU, TESSLER.
- ALL RIGHT.
202
00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:50,363
- ( rings, beeps )
- HELLO.
203
00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:51,699
HEY, RICHIE,
I'M ON MY WAY TO THE VET'S.
204
00:08:51,799 --> 00:08:53,834
I'M GONNA MEET JEFF
FOR LUNCH.
205
00:08:53,934 --> 00:08:56,003
- Why are you
going to the vet's?
- OSCAR'S REALLY SICK?
206
00:08:56,103 --> 00:08:57,437
YOU SHOULD JUST
LET HIM TAKE CARE OF IT.
207
00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:58,939
WHAT ARE YOU,
DR. DOLITTLE?
208
00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:00,440
ANYWAY, DO YOU WANT
TO GO TO LUNCH WITH US?
209
00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,075
NO, I CAN'T.
I'M GOING TO THE DOCTOR'S.
210
00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:04,578
WELL, THEN WHAT ABOUT FRIDAY?
WE'LL HAVE LUNCH ON FRIDAY.
211
00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:06,446
I'll meet you at that place
on Wilshire and 24th.
212
00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:09,349
- I LIKE THAT JOINT.
- OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU
FRIDAY, 1:00.
213
00:09:09,449 --> 00:09:11,018
ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU.
214
00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,429
- Jeff: HEY.
- HEY.
215
00:09:22,529 --> 00:09:24,865
- HOW'S OSCAR?
- NOT GOOD.
216
00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:26,700
WAITING FOR THE WORD
FROM THE DOCTOR.
217
00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,368
- OKAY, WANT TO GET
SOME LUNCH?
- STARVING.
218
00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:29,569
- ME TOO.
- WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO?
219
00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:31,071
I DON'T KNOW.
I'LL EAT ANYTHING.
220
00:09:31,171 --> 00:09:32,840
THERE'S A GREAT MEXICAN PLACE
RIGHT DOWN THE ROAD.
221
00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:34,875
- YEAH, NOT-- I DON'T KNOW.
- YOU DON'T WANT MEXICAN?
222
00:09:34,975 --> 00:09:37,510
- NOT MEXICAN, NO.
- SUSHI. SUSHI'S FANTASTIC.
NICE AND LIGHT.
223
00:09:37,611 --> 00:09:41,014
I'M READING
ALL THIS MERCURY STUFF.
I'M SCARED TO GET SUSHI.
224
00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:43,483
- I CAN'T EAT SUSHI.
- HOW ABOUT SOME ITALIAN?
WANNA GET SOME PASTA?
225
00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:44,918
I DON'T LIKE TO HAVE
HOT FOOD FOR LUNCH.
226
00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:46,754
WHAT ABOUT A PEANUT BUTTER
AND JELLY SANDWICH?
227
00:09:46,854 --> 00:09:48,188
I DON'T WANT BREAD.
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE BREAD.
228
00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:49,790
LIKE A PLATE WITH--
PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY
229
00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:51,959
JUST ON A PLATE
WITH A FORK?
230
00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:55,528
- ( sighs )
- WHAT ARE YOU GETTING SO
STRESSED OUT ABOUT THIS FOR?
231
00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:57,731
- I CAN'T DECIDE.
- IT'S LUNCH!
232
00:09:57,831 --> 00:09:59,266
LET'S GO TO GJELINA.
233
00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:01,702
I'LL GET THAT SPINACH SALAD
WITH SOME SOUP.
234
00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:04,271
- THAT'S GOOD.
- FANTASTIC.
235
00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:07,875
- YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T THINK
I WANT THAT SALAD.
- ALL RIGHT.
236
00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:09,242
- LET'S EAT
AT ANOTHER PLACE.
- JEFF?
237
00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:10,778
- Jeff: HI.
- NOT GOOD.
238
00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:13,546
- NO?
- IT'S NOT GOOD.
239
00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:16,249
THE TESTS CAME BACK POSITIVE
FOR LEPTOSPIROSIS.
240
00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:18,719
I WAS JUST TELLING
SUSIE WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO PUT OSCAR DOWN.
241
00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:21,288
- OH, I'M SO SORRY.
- SORRY, YOU GUYS.
242
00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:23,490
- SO--
- HE WAS SUCH
A GOOD DOG, YOU KNOW?
243
00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:25,525
- YEAH, HE WAS
A GREAT DOG. A GREAT DOG.
- HE HAD SUCH A GOOD LIFE.
244
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,895
- I KNOW, I KNOW,
I KNOW, I KNOW.
- LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.
245
00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:29,730
DID YOU NOTICE,
BY ANY CHANCE,
246
00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:32,465
IF YOUR WIFE WAS
UPSET LAST NIGHT
WHEN YOU GOT HOME?
247
00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:35,302
- NO, NOT THAT I--
NOT THAT I NOTICED.
- WE HAVE THINGS TO DISCUSS.
248
00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:38,638
- DID SHE MENTION MY NAME?
- NO, IT DID NOT COME UP
LAST NIGHT.
249
00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:40,573
SO, DOCTOR,
WHAT'S THE PROCESS?
250
00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:42,375
- HE'S NOT GONNA FEEL PAIN?
- HE'S NOT GONNA FEEL ANYTHING.
251
00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,878
WE WILL MAKE HIM AND YOU
AS COMFORTABLE AS POSSIBLE.
252
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:47,080
- OKAY?
- IS SHE THE TYPE OF WOMAN
253
00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:49,883
WHO WOULD CONFIDE IN YOU
IF SHE WAS UPSET?
254
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,451
WE'RE STILL TALKING
ABOUT MY WIFE RIGHT NOW?
255
00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:53,586
- YEAH, YOU GOT THAT KIND
OF A RELATIONSHIP?
- YES, WE DO.
256
00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:54,955
LIKE A MARRIED RELATIONSHIP?
WE DO HAVE THAT KIND--
257
00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:56,757
YEAH. YOU DISCUSS
THINGS LIKE THAT?
258
00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:58,358
- WE DO.
- A LOT OF MARRIED COUPLES
DON'T DO THAT.
259
00:10:58,458 --> 00:10:59,893
SHE DOESN'T CARE
ABOUT YOU!
260
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,829
YOU'RE NOT THE CENTER
OF THE UNIVERSE!
261
00:11:01,929 --> 00:11:05,065
RIGHT NOW OSCAR IS!
HE'S GONNA DIE ANY
MINUTE NOW, OKAY?
262
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,134
I WAS JUST CURIOUS,
THOUGH, AS YOU WOULD BE TOO
263
00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:10,137
IF YOU THOUGHT
SOMEBODY WAS ANNOYED,
BUT YOU DIDN'T REALLY KNOW.
264
00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:11,839
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
265
00:11:11,939 --> 00:11:13,540
I'M JUST--
I'M JUST CURIOUS,
THAT'S ALL.
266
00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,608
- WHY DON'T YOU GUYS DO ME
A FAVOR, ALL RIGHT?
- YEAH.
267
00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:17,577
I'M JUST THINKING,
WOULDN'T IT BE NICE
268
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:18,946
FOR HIM TO HAVE
A LAST MEAL?
269
00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:20,680
OH, ABSOLUTELY.
I ENCOURAGE IT.
270
00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:23,616
- SO THE DOG COULD
HAVE A BIG CHOCOLATE BAR?
- DOGS HAVE LAST MEALS?
271
00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:25,185
- HE LOVES PINKBERRY.
- IF HE LOVES PINKBERRY,
272
00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:26,586
- THEN THAT'S WHAT
HE SHOULD HAVE.
- COCONUT.
273
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,521
CAN YOU GO
GET IT, JEFF? OKAY?
274
00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:30,791
- WE'RE GOING OUT TO LUNCH NOW.
- YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LUNCH.
275
00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:34,627
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LUNCH.
YOU'RE GOING TO PINKBERRY
AND YOU'RE COMING BACK.
276
00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:36,096
BUT NEITHER OF US HAVE
EATEN SINCE BREAKFAST.
277
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,464
I DON'T REALLY GIVE
A SHIT ABOUT YOU.
278
00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:39,666
I CARE ABOUT
OSCAR RIGHT NOW, OKAY?
279
00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:41,601
HE'S IN PAIN.
HE'S GONNA DIE SOON.
280
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,236
HE NEEDS
HIS LAST MEAL.
281
00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:45,572
- PINKBERRY, RIGHT BACK.
- NO LUNCH. WHO THE FUCK
NEEDS A LUNCH?
282
00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:47,707
- Susie: EXACTLY. I DON'T
WANT TO PROLONG THIS.
- NOT ME. COME ON.
283
00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,609
- PINKBERRY, COME ON.
- YOU DRIVE A RED VOLVO?
284
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,845
DON'T DRIVE A RED VOLVO.
285
00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,981
- YOU SURE?
- I DRIVE A BLACK LEXUS.
286
00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:56,683
AH. WOW.
THAT'S SOME CAR.
287
00:11:56,784 --> 00:11:59,686
- YOU DO PRETTY WELL, DON'T YOU?
- THANK YOU, LARRY.
I'M A DOCTOR.
288
00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:03,223
- YOU MAKE AS MUCH
AS A REGULAR DOCTOR?
- GET ME THE FUCKING PINKBERRY!
289
00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:05,759
- JUST CURIOUS. OKAY.
- JUST GO! HURRY UP!
290
00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:09,329
- TIME IS
OF THE ESSENCE! GOD.
- COME ON.
291
00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:19,172
( door opens, closes )
292
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:24,644
EXCUSE ME,
ARE YOU HAPPY
WITH THAT PARK?
293
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,679
- YEAH, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
- YOU'RE WAY OUTSIDE THE LINE.
294
00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:29,182
- YOU'RE TAKING UP TWO SPACES.
- I'M LIKE AN INCH
OVER THE LINE.
295
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:30,884
NO, YOU'RE A FOOT
OVER THE LINE.
296
00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,319
YOU'RE TAKING UP
TWO SPACES,
297
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,788
THE NEXT CAR
IS ALSO GONNA BE
TAKING UP TWO SPACES
298
00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:37,858
THEN YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE
AND THEN THAT CAR IS
GONNA GET BLAMED.
299
00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,993
THIS IS CHAOS.
SOCIETY CAN'T
FUNCTION LIKE THIS.
300
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,195
- WHAT?
- YOU HAVE TO BE
IN THE LINES,
301
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:43,997
- THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE.
- HEY, HERE'S AN IDEA.
302
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,833
WHY DON'T YOU MIND
YOUR OWN BUSINESS?
303
00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:47,434
WELL, I SUPPOSE
THAT'S AN IDEA,
304
00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:49,536
- NOT A VERY GOOD ONE THOUGH.
- YEAH. OH NO?
305
00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:51,338
JUST SAY, "YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'LL DO BETTER NEXT TIME."
306
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,874
- I DID FINE. I DID FINE.
- NO, THAT'S NOT FINE.
307
00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:55,608
- I DON'T NEED TO DO BETTER.
- YOU DIDN'T DO FINE.
308
00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:57,277
- YOU NEED TO DO BETTER.
YOU NEED TO DO BETTER.
- NO, I DID FINE.
309
00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:59,913
- THAT'S JUST SHODDY.
- I REALLY GIVE A SHIT
310
00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:01,849
WHAT YOU THINK
OF MY PARKING JOB,
OKAY, PAL?
311
00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:04,217
IT'S NOT AN OPEN FIELD.
IT'S NOT A FARM, OKAY?
312
00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:07,520
- JUST-- JUST PARK YOUR CAR
BETWEEN THE LINES.
- A FARM?
313
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:10,157
IT'S NOT THAT HARD!
LOOK, JUST PULL IN
BETWEEN THE LINES.
314
00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:12,559
WHY DON'T YOU STAY
BETWEEN THE LINES
315
00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:14,261
OF YOUR OWN
GODDAMN BUSINESS, HUH?
316
00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:17,364
WHY DON'T YOU STAY CONFINED
WITHIN THE LINES
317
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:21,201
OF NOT BEING AN ASSHOLE?
'CAUSE YOU'RE WAY OVER
THAT LINE.
318
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,236
- ALL RIGHT?
- THE ONLY PERSON
WHO'S THE ASSHOLE HERE
319
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:25,205
- IS THE PIG PARKER.
- A PIG PARKER?
320
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,607
- YES.
- SO YOU'RE CALLING ME A PIG?
321
00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:30,143
- A PIG PARKER.
- HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
322
00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:32,145
- HAVE A REAL NICE DAY.
- OKAY, I WILL.
323
00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:34,014
I'M SURE YOU WILL TOO,
AT EVERYONE ELSE'S EXPENSE.
324
00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:37,550
- YEAH. YEAH, I WILL.
I WILL. YEAH.
- YEAH. YEAH.
325
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,428
- HEY.
- HEY. WHAT'S GOING ON?
326
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:51,031
- TESSLER'S OUT THERE.
- YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
IN NEW YORK.
327
00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:52,565
- DID HE SEE YOU?
- NO.
328
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,768
YO. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
329
00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:58,271
NOTHING.
TALKING TO MY FRIEND.
330
00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,540
I KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING.
HE'S ABOUT TO DO
A CHAT AND CUT.
331
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,175
- IT'S A TOTAL CHAT AND CUT.
- Jeff: NO NO NO NO NO NO.
332
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:05,012
NO NO NO. NO, I KNOW
IT LOOKS LIKE A CHAT--
333
00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:06,613
YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU WERE
CHATTING WITH YOUR FRIEND
334
00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:08,982
- AND THEN YOU CUT THE LINE.
- ARE YOU GUYS EVEN FRIENDS?
335
00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:11,118
PLEASE PLEASE,
DON'T INSULT ME, OKAY?
336
00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:13,353
I INVENTED
THE CHAT AND CUT.
THIS IS AMATEUR HOUR.
337
00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:16,156
- IF I WAS GONNA DO IT,
YOU WOULDN'T EVEN NOTICE.
- YOU JUST DID IT.
338
00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:17,824
- JUST GET TO
THE BACK OF LINE, DUDE.
- YOU'VE GOTTA GET BACK.
339
00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:19,526
- IT'S NOT FAIR.
- IT'S NOT A CHAT AND CUT!
340
00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:21,228
- IT'S A CHAT AND CUT.
- NO, IT'S NOT A CHAT AND CUT!
341
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,063
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- ( all shouting )
342
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,331
ALL RIGHT!
OKAY! I'M GOING!
343
00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:27,500
- JUST GO. UNBELIEVABLE.
- IT'S NOT FAIR.
344
00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:31,471
- LARRY. HOW YOU DOING?
- HEY!
345
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:35,909
- I THOUGHT
YOU WERE IN NEW YORK.
- JUST GOT BACK...
346
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:37,978
- OH OH OH. OKAY.
- ...THIS MORNING.
347
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:40,647
- ( chuckles )
WELL, GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- YEAH.
348
00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:42,916
HOW'D THE, UH--
THE KOGEL, UH--
349
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,751
- OH, KEEGAN'S CLUB.
- KEEGAN'S CLUB, YEAH.
350
00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:47,687
THEY HAD TO POSTPONE IT.
BEDBUG INFESTATION
ON THE NAP MATS.
351
00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:49,889
- OH MY GOD. BEDBUGS?
- PART OF THE EVENT
IS THIS BIG,
352
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:52,960
MIDDLE OF THE DAY NAP--
ALL THE KIDS. IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
A BEAUTIFUL THING.
353
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,794
- UH-HUH.
- A KIND OF
PASTORAL FEEL TO IT.
354
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:58,465
- OH. WOW.
- BEDBUGS. JUST DEVASTATING.
HAD TO BURN EVERYTHING.
355
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,433
- SO WE POSTPONED THE EVENT.
- THAT'S TERRIBLE.
356
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:03,070
YEAH. THE GOOD NEWS IS
YOU'RE GONNA BE AROUND
FOR IT THOUGH.
357
00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:05,672
- IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.
- WHEN-WHEN--
358
00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:07,941
- WHEN ARE YOU THINKING
ABOUT DOING IT?
- NOT REALLY SURE.
359
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:10,477
IT'S GONNA BE SOMETIME--
HOPEFULLY WITHIN THE MONTH,
360
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:14,047
PROBABLY MORE LIKELY
SIX TO EIGHT WEEKS. YEAH.
361
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:16,216
JESUS, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
362
00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:18,718
I GOTTA GO BACK--
I'M GOING BACK TO NEW YORK.
363
00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:20,988
- YOU'RE GOING BACK TO NEW YORK?
- I'M GOING BACK, YEAH,
364
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:23,991
FOR LIKE-- WHAT-WHAT--
WHAT DID YOU SAY IT WAS?
365
00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:26,359
SIX WEEKS ON OUR END,
APPROXIMATELY.
366
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,661
- YOU'RE GONNA BE
GONE FOR ALL THAT TIME?
- I'LL BE GONE FOR AL--
367
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,598
- ALMOST THREE MONTHS. YEAH.
- WOW. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
368
00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:36,203
- UMM, JERRY AND I ARE
WORKING ON A NEW--
- OH. OH, EXCELLENT.
369
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:40,240
- --A NEW SHOW.
- YEAH? OH GREAT. GREAT.
370
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:43,210
- EXCELLENT.
- YOU KNOW, DON'T--
DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT.
371
00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:45,278
WITH ANYBODY.
EVEN IF YOU SEE JERRY...
372
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:47,180
- YEAH. NO.
- ...DON'T MENTION IT,
'CAUSE HE WOULDN'T WANT ME
373
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,382
- DISCUSSING IT.
- OKAY. OKAY. HUSH HUSH.
374
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,618
HE WOULD-- HE WOULD
DENY IT IF YOU ACTUALLY
SAID SOMETHING TO HIM.
375
00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:54,387
I'M THE WORLD'S FASTEST PREP
AS A DIRECTOR. YOU KNOW THAT.
376
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:57,190
- I KNOW THAT ABOUT YOU.
- I ONCE DID A "SILVER SPOONS"
ON 48 HOURS.
377
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,592
- IS THAT SO? JESUS.
- YEAH, GOT ME IN THERE.
378
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,761
- TESSLER, YOU'RE SOMETHING.
YOU'RE A TALENTED GUY.
- YEAH. OH THANKS.
379
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:04,931
- THANK YOU.
I APPRECIATE IT. PASS IT ON.
- YEAH. YEAH. I WILL.
380
00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:06,333
WELL, LISTEN,
I'M SORRY YOU'RE
GONNA MISS IT AGAIN,
381
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:08,301
BUT, YOU KNOW,
YOU LOOK AT THESE KIDS
382
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:10,470
AND YOU JUST FEEL
SO COMPLETE,
383
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,905
- IF ONLY BY COMPARISON.
- YEAH, I KNOW. I WANNA DO IT.
384
00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:16,676
I WANNA DO IT. I DON'T EVEN
WANNA DO IT FOR THEM.
I WANNA DO IT FOR ME.
385
00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:19,712
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- GREAT TO SEE YOU,
AND MY BEST TO ALL THE KIDS.
386
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:23,583
- OKAY, I'LL PASS IT ALONG.
ALL RIGHT. BE WELL.
- YEAH. OKAY.
387
00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:28,755
Larry:
I SHOULD'VE GOTTEN
SOME YOGURT THERE.
388
00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:30,423
- YOU SHOULD'VE.
- I'M VERY STARVING.
389
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,725
I'M STARVING TOO.
WHY DO WE LISTEN TO HER?
390
00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:37,264
- MIND IF I TAKE
A BITE OF THIS?
- I DO MIND.
391
00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:39,166
- THAT'S FOR OSCAR.
- COME ON, ONE BITE.
392
00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:40,533
- NO.
- LET ME TAKE ONE BITE.
393
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:43,070
WHAT THE-- COME ON,
I'VE GOT LOW BLOOD SUGAR.
394
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:44,837
ONE BITE
BUT MAKE IT SMALL.
395
00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:47,240
SMALL SMALL SMALL.
396
00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:51,178
- OH!
- GOOD, HUH?
397
00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:54,847
- THAT IS REALLY GOOD.
- IS THERE ANOTHER SPOON
IN THE BAG?
398
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,816
LET ME HAVE--
GIVE IT HERE FOR A SECOND.
399
00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,518
LET ME HAVE A TASTE.
400
00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:03,056
AH! IT'S GOOD.
401
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:04,957
- ISN'T THAT GOOD?
- YUP.
402
00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:06,426
- BY THE WAY...
- MMM?
403
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,861
...YOUR TASTE WAS ABOUT
TWICE AS BIG AS MINE.
404
00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:10,563
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
IT WAS A SMALL TASTE.
- NO, IT WAS ABOUT--
405
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:12,499
NO, IT WAS ABOUT
AS TWICE AS BIG AS MINE.
406
00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:14,767
- JUST STOP IT. NO NO.
- I'M EVENING IT OUT,
THAT'S ALL.
407
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,470
- EVENING IT OUT?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- YEAH, I JUST EVENED IT OUT.
408
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:19,806
NO, NOW YOU'VE GOTTEN TWO
AND I'VE GOTTEN ONE.
409
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:23,443
- THAT'S BULLSHIT.
- NO, MY TWO BITES WERE
THE SAME AS YOUR ONE.
410
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,346
OH, RIGHT. OKAY.
I CAN'T EVEN SEE
WHAT YOU'RE EATING.
411
00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:28,581
LOOK AT THAT!
LOOK AT THE SIZE
OF THOSE BITES YOU TOOK!
412
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:30,517
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
COME ON, THAT'S NOT FAIR.
413
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,352
- STOP IT.
NO, WE'RE EVEN.
- REALLY?
414
00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:34,121
- YOU'RE DONE.
- NO, BULLSHIT.
415
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:35,922
YOU'RE-- BULLSHIT,
YOU'RE DONE.
IT'S FOR OS--
416
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:37,324
- NO WAY, MAN.
- YOU'RE DONE!
417
00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:39,526
ONE MORE. LAST ONE, OKAY?
WE'LL HAVE ONE MORE.
418
00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:41,728
- THIS IS IT. OKAY, ONE MORE.
- OKAY, ONE-- ONE EACH MORE.
419
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:45,498
ONE EACH MORE, OKAY?
THANK YOU.
420
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:53,106
- YOU JUST TOOK TWO BITES!
- BULLSHIT.
421
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:54,907
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, BULLSHIT?
- I'M DRIVING! STOP!
422
00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:57,844
ALL RIGHT. OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, YOU WANT
TO BE A DICK, BE A DICK.
423
00:17:57,944 --> 00:17:59,612
OKAY, YOU WANT
TO BE A DICK...
424
00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:02,215
( muffled )
BE A FUCKING DICK! OKAY?!
425
00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:04,451
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- ( mumbles )
426
00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:12,325
- ( silent )
- OH, HEY, VANCE.
427
00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:18,097
I-- I DON'T KNOW WHAT
THE HELL YOU'RE
TRYING TO SAY.
428
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:20,233
WILL YOU JUST TALK,
PLEASE?
429
00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:24,437
PINKBERRY.
430
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,476
- I-I-I-I-- JUST GO.
- I KNOW.
431
00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:31,278
- I'LL SEE YOU LATER. BYE.
- BYE.
432
00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:33,380
Larry:
SEE YOU, VANCE.
433
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,620
JESUS, YOU'VE GOT
SOME STUFF ON YOUR FACE.
434
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,555
GET THAT OFF.
435
00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:49,061
- JEFF?
- YEAH?
436
00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:52,064
- DID YOU GET IT?
- NOPE. CLOSED.
437
00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:53,800
- THEY WERE CLOSED?
- THEY WERE CLOSED.
438
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,735
THEY'RE NEVER CLOSED.
THEY'RE OPEN TILL,
LIKE, MIDNIGHT.
439
00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:58,137
- WE GO AFTER
THE MOVIES ALL THE TIME.
- THEY-- I'M TELLING YA--
440
00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:00,440
- Larry: KOREAN HOLIDAY.
- A KOREAN HOLIDAY?
441
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:03,410
- TET. TET.
- OH, IT HAD TO BE
TODAY OF ALL DAYS.
442
00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:06,078
- YEAH, TODAY IS TET.
IT'S TET.
- TET DAY.
443
00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:07,880
YOU KNOW,
KOREANS OWN PINKBERRY.
444
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,049
WASN'T THERE ANOTHER ONE?
SO ALL OF THEM WOULD BE CLOSED?
445
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:13,520
- ALL OF THEM ARE CLOSED.
- OH GOD DAMN, HE CAN'T
HAVE HIS LAST MEAL.
446
00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:16,356
HE LOVES
THE PINKBERRY SO MUCH.
447
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:17,857
- YEAH.
- IT'S VERY INTERESTING, THOUGH,
448
00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:20,827
THAT HE WOULD
CHOOSE PINKBERRY
AS A LAST MEAL.
449
00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:23,396
- HE LOVES IT.
- I WONDER IF THAT'LL
CATCH ON IN PRISONS,
450
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,232
YOU KNOW, WHEN THEY'RE
ABOUT TO BE ELECTROCUTED.
451
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:27,634
- PINKBERRY MAKES NO SENSE.
- WELL, WHY?
452
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:30,370
THE PINKBERRY'LL MELT.
IT'LL NEVER GET
THERE IN TIME.
453
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:32,605
- WHY NOT?
- THERE'S NO PINKBERRYS
NEAR PRISONS.
454
00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:34,173
WHAT, HAVE YOU
VISITED EVERY PRISON
IN THE UNITED STATES?
455
00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:36,376
I CAN MAKE
AN ASSUMPTION ON THIS ONE
456
00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:38,611
- THAT THERE'S NOT A LOT
OF PINKBERRYS NEAR PRISONS.
- THERE'S PLENTY OF PINKBERRYS.
457
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,780
I'LL BET YOU THERE'S
A COUPLE OF DECENT ONES
NEAR A PRISON.
458
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,516
- NO WAY.
- OH GOD. WELL, WE HAVE TO
GO TAKE CARE OF THIS NOW.
459
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:46,419
- LET ME JUST
THROW THIS OUT.
- WHAT? NO. NO.
460
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:47,687
- UH, I'LL TAKE THAT.
I'LL TAKE THAT.
- WHAT IS IT?
461
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:50,290
NO, IT'S GROSS.
IT'S FULL OF MY SNOT.
462
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:52,325
- SUZ, JUST GIVE IT.
- LET ME JUST THROW IT OUT.
463
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:54,527
NO NO, JUST GO--
PUT THE TISSUE IN MY HAND.
464
00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,263
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'VE GONE THROUGH
ENOUGH TODAY
465
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:57,964
YOU DON'T NEED TO BE
LOOKING AT GARBAGE.
466
00:19:58,064 --> 00:19:59,899
- RIGHT.
I'M VERY SENSITIVE.
- YEAH YEAH, I KNOW.
467
00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:02,335
Susie:
ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO
TAKE CARE OF THIS NOW.
468
00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:05,505
OH GOD.
I DON'T WANT
TO DO THIS.
469
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:10,677
( people chatting )
470
00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:14,647
( sighs )
471
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:18,818
HEY, LEWIS,
WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?
472
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,787
I'M SITTING HERE LIKE
AN IDIOT FOR 20 MINUTES.
473
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:24,491
I THOUGHT WE WERE
SUPPOSED TO HAVE LUNCH.
GIVE ME A CALL.
474
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,728
Susie:
HE WAS JUST BELOVED
BY THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.
475
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,430
- YOU ALL KNOW--
I MEAN THESE KIDS--
- ( speaks softly )
476
00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:32,899
I'M JUST SO GLAD YOU WERE
ALL HERE TO SHARE IT.
477
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:34,601
Larry:
WHERE WERE YOU?
I WAITED HALF AN HOUR.
478
00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:36,403
YOU DIDN'T CONFIRM.
THERE'S NO WAY I'M
GONNA GO THERE.
479
00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:39,439
I DIDN'T CONFIRM?
WE HAD-- WE HAD A PLAN.
480
00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:41,541
THE PLAN IS
THE CONFIRMATION.
481
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:44,444
I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO--
I DON'T HAVE TO MAKE
ANOTHER PLAN.
482
00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:47,680
THE PLAN IS A PLAN.
A CONFIRMATION IS
A GUARANTEE
483
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:50,550
- YOU'RE GONNA SHOW UP!
- OKAY, SUNDAY, SAME TIME,
SAME PLACE.
484
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:51,984
WELL, I'LL NEED
A CONFIRMATION.
485
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,720
YOU'RE NOT GETTING
A CONFIRMATION!
486
00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:55,855
- I HAVE TO HAVE A CONFIRMATION.
- THIS IS THE CONFIRMATION
RIGHT NOW.
487
00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:58,925
- THIS IS A PLAN.
- YOU'RE LIKE SOME KIND
OF GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACY.
488
00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:00,993
YOU'VE GOT THE PLAN.
YOU'VE GOT THE CONFIRMATION.
YOU'VE GOT A SUBCOMMITTEE.
489
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,696
- I'VE GOT TO GO
THROUGH ALL THESE LEVELS.
- I'M NOT THE KREMLIN!
490
00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:07,434
I'M JUST A HUMAN BEING
WHO NEEDS TO BE ASSURED THAT
IF I'M GONNA TAKE A SHOWER,
491
00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:09,502
GET MY CLOTHES ON AND DRIVE
TO A FUCKING RESTAURANT,
492
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:12,305
- YOU'RE GONNA SHOW UP.
- I AM ASSURING YOU RIGHT NOW.
493
00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:14,040
- YEAH?
- YEAH, THERE'S NO CONFIRMATION.
494
00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:15,608
- FINE.
- SHOW UP.
495
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:18,678
- FINE, I'LL SHOW UP...
- OKAY.
496
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,212
...BUT YOU'LL REALLY BE
IN DEEP SHIT IF YOU DON'T.
497
00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:21,548
DO YOU BELIEVE THIS CRAP?
LOOK AT THIS.
498
00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:23,750
Richard:
I CAN'T TA--
I'VE GOTTA GET OUT.
499
00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:26,052
- THIS IS GIVING ME THE CREEPS.
- Larry: THIS IS CRAZY. I
KNOW.
500
00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:27,420
A SHIVA CALL FOR A DOG?
501
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:28,755
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD
OF ANYTHING LIKE THAT?
502
00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:30,923
I ONLY MET HIM ONCE
AND HE NIPPED AT ME.
503
00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:32,959
I SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE.
I DIDN'T EVEN LIKE THE DOG.
504
00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:34,761
HEY, THIS IS--
THIS IS-- I CAN'T--
505
00:21:34,861 --> 00:21:36,863
- IT'S LIKE
A "TWILIGHT ZONE"--
- HEY. HEY, VANCE.
506
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:40,400
HI. HI. THIS IS
MY FRIEND RICHARD.
THIS IS VANCE.
507
00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:43,803
OH, THANKS A LOT.
508
00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:46,939
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
IS HE LIKE A MIME
OR SOME SHIT?
509
00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:49,642
( laughs )
510
00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:51,243
- HE'S TAKEN--
- WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?
511
00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:53,413
HE'S TAKEN
A VOW OF SILENCE,
512
00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:55,882
- YET HE MOUTHS.
- LIKE A VENTRILOQUIST
WITHOUT A PUPPET.
513
00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:58,651
- ( laughs )
- HE SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST
A PUPPET IN THE CAR
514
00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:01,588
- FOR PRACTICE
WHEN HE GOES OUT.
- I AGREE WITH YOU.
515
00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:04,524
AND I CAN'T HELP
FEELING, VANCE,
THAT I FAILED HIM.
516
00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:07,794
AND YOU'RE
A SPIRITUAL PERSON.
YOU UNDERSTAND THIS.
517
00:22:07,894 --> 00:22:11,097
- YOU DIDN'T FAIL HIM.
- AT THE VET'S I WANTED
TO GIVE HIM HIS LAST MEAL.
518
00:22:11,197 --> 00:22:15,402
HE LOVED PINKBERRY
AND LARRY AND JEFF
WENT TO GET IT
519
00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:17,303
AND IT WAS CLOSED.
520
00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:19,672
AND I FEEL SUCH
A SENSE OF GUILT.
521
00:22:19,772 --> 00:22:22,942
WE TRIED TO MAKE HIS LIFE
THE BEST POSSIBLE LIFE...
522
00:22:25,545 --> 00:22:29,115
( echoes )
PINKBERRY.
523
00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:37,824
MMM!
524
00:22:37,924 --> 00:22:41,661
Susie: THE WHOLE
NEIGHBORHOOD LOVED HIM,
DIDN'T THEY, JEFF?
525
00:22:41,761 --> 00:22:44,196
- WHAT? WHAT? THE-- THE HOSE?
- I FEEL SO HORRIBLE, VANCE.
526
00:22:44,296 --> 00:22:46,332
THERE'S A HOSE?
I DON'T HAVE A HOSE.
527
00:22:46,433 --> 00:22:48,701
- Susie: JEFF AND LARRY WENT--
- Jeff: LARRY, I DON'T
HAVE A HOSE.
528
00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:50,737
- YES, THEY WENT
TO GET THE PINKBERRY.
- DID YOU BRING A HOSE?
529
00:22:50,837 --> 00:22:52,639
- NO. WHY-- WHY WOULD
I BRING A HOSE?
- ARE YOU HUNGRY?
530
00:22:52,739 --> 00:22:55,374
- ARE YOU HUNGRY?
- OH, I THINK HE'S SAYING
HE WANTS SOME PIZZA.
531
00:22:55,475 --> 00:22:58,277
PIZZA. WHO HAS PIZZA
AT SITTING-- A SHIVA?
532
00:22:58,377 --> 00:22:59,946
- NO, WAIT A MINUTE.
- Larry: YOU SHOULD HAVE
SOME PIZZA HERE.
533
00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:01,981
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WENT
ON A HELICOPTER RIDE?
534
00:23:02,081 --> 00:23:04,417
WHY WOULD YOU TELL US NOW
ABOUT YOUR HELICOPTER RIDE?
535
00:23:04,517 --> 00:23:06,786
- Larry: THAT IS RIDICULOUS.
- WHAT'S IT LIKE UP THERE?
YOU COULDN'T BREATH?
536
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:08,488
- Larry: HUH?
- Jeff: WAIT.
HOLD ON A SECOND HERE.
537
00:23:08,588 --> 00:23:10,457
WHAT YOU NEED IS
OSCAR'S BOWL ON DISPLAY.
538
00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:11,791
- PEOPLE WOULD LIKE
TO SEE THAT.
- OH, OKAY.
539
00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:13,593
- LET'S GO IN THE GARAGE.
- YEAH, OSCAR'S BOWL.
540
00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:15,562
- LARRY, SHOW HIM
WHERE THE FOOD IS.
- HUH? OKAY.
541
00:23:17,163 --> 00:23:19,699
YOU WHAT?
542
00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:22,034
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
ARE YOU GONNA TELL ON ME?
543
00:23:22,134 --> 00:23:23,402
IS THAT WHAT
YOU'RE GONNA DO?
544
00:23:23,503 --> 00:23:26,272
OH, I SEE.
SO LET ME GET
THIS STRAIGHT.
545
00:23:26,372 --> 00:23:28,541
YOU'RE GOING TO TATTLE,
IS THAT IT?
546
00:23:28,641 --> 00:23:31,310
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? LET ME
TELL YOU SOMETHING, VANCE.
547
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:35,582
THERE'S A LOT OF BAD KARMA
ATTACHED TO TATTLING.
ARE YOU AWARE OF THAT?
548
00:23:35,682 --> 00:23:39,318
I WONDER WHAT
YOUR SPIRITUAL ADVISOR
WOULD SAY ABOUT THAT.
549
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:41,954
HUH? LEAVE HIM
OUT OF THAT?
550
00:23:42,054 --> 00:23:43,756
YEAH? NO, I DON'T WANT
TO LEAVE HIM OUT OF IT,
551
00:23:43,856 --> 00:23:47,594
BECAUSE NOBODY LIKES
A TATTLETALE.
552
00:23:47,694 --> 00:23:51,430
NOBODY.
SO GO AHEAD
AND SQUEAL
553
00:23:51,531 --> 00:23:54,534
AND YOU'LL ROT
IN HELL. OKAY?
554
00:23:55,535 --> 00:23:57,436
SO WHAT'S
IT GONNA BE?
555
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:04,577
YOU WON'T SAY ANYTHING?
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
556
00:24:13,853 --> 00:24:15,321
THERE HE IS.
557
00:24:15,421 --> 00:24:17,790
( chuckles )
YOU KEEP SAYING GOODBYE.
558
00:24:17,890 --> 00:24:20,292
- HEY.
- I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GOING TO NEW YORK.
559
00:24:20,392 --> 00:24:23,696
- I THOUGHT
YOU WERE ON YOUR WAY.
- YEAH, I WAS SUPPOSED TO
560
00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:27,567
AND THEN THE TRIP
GOT DELAYED AGAIN.
561
00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:30,169
I'M NOT SURPRISED.
I RAN INTO VANCE
AND HE TOLD ME.
562
00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:32,505
BOY, FOR A GUY
THAT CAN'T TALK, HE HAS
A PRETTY BIG MOUTH, DOESN'T HE?
563
00:24:32,605 --> 00:24:34,240
YEAH, WELL,
HE JUST MENTIONED
YOU WERE STILL HERE.
564
00:24:34,340 --> 00:24:37,243
- OH, DID HE? YEAH?
- LISTEN, IF YOU'RE
IN TOWN NOW,
565
00:24:37,343 --> 00:24:40,346
PLEASE DO THE EVENT,
'CAUSE IT JUST GOT
MOVED UP TO FRIDAY.
566
00:24:40,446 --> 00:24:41,748
- IT'S FRIDAY?
- IT'S THIS FRIDAY.
567
00:24:41,848 --> 00:24:43,650
- AW, SHIT.
- IT'S FRID--
568
00:24:43,750 --> 00:24:45,785
I WISH I COULD.
I WISH I COULD,
569
00:24:45,885 --> 00:24:48,154
I'M ACTUALLY
GOING BACK TOMORROW.
570
00:24:48,254 --> 00:24:49,689
- YOU'RE GOING BACK
TO NEW YORK?
- YEAH.
571
00:24:49,789 --> 00:24:51,691
- FOR HOW LONG?
- TWO, THREE MONTHS.
572
00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:53,960
A LOT OF IT DEPENDS
ON JERRY'S SCHEDULE,
WHICH IS CRAZY.
573
00:24:54,060 --> 00:24:56,395
AND BY THE WAY, DON'T--
LIKE I TOLD YOU EARLIER,
574
00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:58,430
DON'T-- DON'T MENTION
THIS TO ANYBODY.
575
00:24:58,531 --> 00:25:00,032
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOUR BUSINESS IS
YOUR BUSINESS.
576
00:25:00,132 --> 00:25:02,101
- LOOK, WHERE ARE YOU STAYING?
- IN NEW YORK?
577
00:25:02,201 --> 00:25:04,771
- WHERE ARE YOU GONNA STAY
IN NEW YORK? YEAH.
- YEAH, A-A-A HOTEL,
578
00:25:04,871 --> 00:25:07,273
- THE HOTEL... KRENDLE.
- BETTER. BETTER. BETTER.
579
00:25:07,373 --> 00:25:09,709
- YOU KNOW
RENNY HARLIN? DIRECTOR?
- OH SURE, THE DIRECTOR.
580
00:25:09,809 --> 00:25:11,544
- USED TO BE MARRIED
TO GEENA DAVIS.
- YEAH.
581
00:25:11,644 --> 00:25:13,880
I WAS ORIGINALLY GONNA SPEND
THIS NEXT COUPLE OF MONTHS
582
00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:16,082
IN NEW YORK DOING
THIS OFF-BROADWAY THING,
583
00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:18,450
BUT THEN I GOT "PANDEMONIUM."
WE'RE SHOOTING IT RIGHT
ACROSS THE STREET.
584
00:25:18,551 --> 00:25:20,687
- RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET, YEAH.
- YEAH, IT'S BASED ON THE HUDSON
BROTHERS' MOVIE.
585
00:25:20,787 --> 00:25:22,822
- RIGHT.
- BUT RENNY SAID-- LOOK,
586
00:25:22,922 --> 00:25:25,457
IF YOU NEED
A PLACE IN NEW YORK,
IT'S ON 66th AND BROADWAY.
587
00:25:25,558 --> 00:25:28,294
BEAUTIFUL PLACE.
WHY DON'T I JUST
LET YOU HAVE THE PLACE?
588
00:25:28,394 --> 00:25:30,863
HE OFFERED IT TO ME.
I HAD TO SAY NO.
589
00:25:30,963 --> 00:25:32,832
WELL, HE WOULD JUST WANNA
GIVE ME HIS APARTMENT?
590
00:25:32,932 --> 00:25:34,433
IT'S SITTING EMPTY.
HE'S GONNA BE IN MALTA
FOR THE NEXT SIX MONTHS.
591
00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:37,136
BUT WHY WOULD HE OFFER IT TO ME?
I DON'T FEEL RIGHT ABOUT THAT.
592
00:25:37,236 --> 00:25:41,540
YOU NEED A PLACE TO STAY,
LARRY, AND YOU ARE GOING
TO NEW YORK, AREN'T YOU?
593
00:25:41,641 --> 00:25:42,709
OKAY, SO IF
YOU'RE GOING TOMORROW,
594
00:25:42,809 --> 00:25:44,543
IF I CAME
BACK HERE NEXT WEEK
595
00:25:44,644 --> 00:25:46,412
AND THERE'S SOMEBODY
THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU
SITTING IN THAT CHAIR,
596
00:25:46,512 --> 00:25:48,514
- IT'S NOT YOU.
- I'M NOT GONNA BE
IN THIS CHAIR, NO.
597
00:25:48,615 --> 00:25:51,050
NO NO. IF I DRIVE
BY YOUR HOUSE, I'M NOT
GONNA SEE YOU OUT THERE.
598
00:25:51,150 --> 00:25:53,152
- I WON'T SEE YOU
ON THE FRONT LAWN.
- NO, YOU WON'T SEE ME. NO.
599
00:25:53,252 --> 00:25:55,888
- I'M GONNA GIVE RENNY A SHOUT
RIGHT NOW, SET YOU UP.
- OKAY. OKAY.
600
00:25:55,988 --> 00:25:58,791
- 'CAUSE YOU ARE
GOING TO NEW YORK.
- I'M GOING TOMORROW.
601
00:25:58,891 --> 00:26:01,828
THREE MONTHS, RIGHT?
OKAY, I'LL TELL HIM
THREE MONTHS MINIMUM.
602
00:26:01,928 --> 00:26:04,697
HE'S GONNA BE
HAPPY TO HELP YOU OUT.
GOOD TO SEE YOU, LARRY.
603
00:26:08,668 --> 00:26:11,638
Susie: I KNOW.
IT WAS YUMMY, WASN'T IT?
604
00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:13,606
NO, THE FOOD HERE
IS INCREDIBLE.
605
00:26:13,706 --> 00:26:15,307
HEY, VANCE,
WHAT DID YOU THINK
OF DINNER?
606
00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:18,645
- YEAH, I-- I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
- YEAH.
607
00:26:18,745 --> 00:26:20,446
- I HAVE NO IDEA.
- DO YOU KNOW WHAT?
THIS IS GONNA BE
608
00:26:20,546 --> 00:26:22,682
THE LAST TIME WE SEE HIM.
THREE MONTHS, WE'RE GONNA
BE IN NEW YORK.
609
00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:24,250
- I'M GONNA MISS YOU
SO MUCH.
- HELLO.
610
00:26:24,350 --> 00:26:25,652
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
611
00:26:25,752 --> 00:26:27,887
I just had dinner
with Susie and Vance.
612
00:26:27,987 --> 00:26:31,057
- Where are you?
- DIVINO'S, BUT WE'RE GONNA
GO SOMEPLACE ELSE FOR DESSERT.
613
00:26:31,157 --> 00:26:33,292
OH, I'M TWO MINUTES AWAY.
WAIT THERE. I'LL JOIN YOU.
614
00:26:33,392 --> 00:26:35,394
I have something to tell you.
You're not gonna believe
what's happened.
615
00:26:35,494 --> 00:26:37,129
GREAT GREAT GREAT,
I'LL SEE YOU IN A COUPLE
OF MINUTES.
616
00:26:37,229 --> 00:26:38,865
- All right,
see you soon.
- BYE.
617
00:26:38,965 --> 00:26:40,900
- WHAT? HE'S COMING OVER HERE?
- LARRY'S COMING OVER.
618
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,902
OKAY, YOU GONNA
COME WITH US?
619
00:26:43,002 --> 00:26:44,704
ALL RIGHT.
620
00:26:44,804 --> 00:26:47,907
- ALL RIGHT,
WE'LL TEXT, WE'LL EMAIL.
- TAKE CARE, VANCE.
621
00:26:48,007 --> 00:26:49,876
CAN'T CALL HIM.
WE CAN'T CALL HIM.
622
00:26:49,976 --> 00:26:51,744
I UNDERSTOOD THAT.
HE SAID BYE.
623
00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:59,518
THE RED VOLVO?
624
00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:01,253
AGAIN.
625
00:27:01,353 --> 00:27:03,089
JESUS.
626
00:27:03,189 --> 00:27:04,991
WHAT AN ASSHOLE.
627
00:27:20,406 --> 00:27:22,441
- WHAT DO YOU THINK? HEY, LAR.
- I DON'T KNOW. WHAT DO
YOU THINK?
628
00:27:22,541 --> 00:27:24,844
I DON'T KNOW.
I WAS THINKING PINKBERRY.
YOU WANNA GO TO PINKBERRY?
629
00:27:24,944 --> 00:27:27,814
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'VE NEVER HAD PINKBERRY.
630
00:27:27,914 --> 00:27:29,415
OH MAN, YOU'VE GOT
TO GET OUT MORE.
631
00:27:29,515 --> 00:27:31,884
- JEFF LOVES IT, DON'T YOU?
- NOT AS MUCH AS I USED TO.
632
00:27:31,984 --> 00:27:33,419
- REALLY?
- YEAH, I--
633
00:27:33,519 --> 00:27:34,787
( Vance shouts )
HEY, LARRY!
634
00:27:34,887 --> 00:27:37,189
I GOT
YOUR LITTLE NOTE.
635
00:27:37,289 --> 00:27:38,925
VANCE? TALKING?
636
00:27:39,025 --> 00:27:40,960
HEY, SUSIE,
GUESS WHAT?
637
00:27:41,060 --> 00:27:43,562
LARRY ATE
OSCAR'S PINKBERRY!
638
00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:45,597
AND JEFF WAS DRIVING!
639
00:27:45,698 --> 00:27:47,800
ASSHOLE!
640
00:27:48,701 --> 00:27:51,203
OH BOY,
AM I SO GLAD
641
00:27:51,303 --> 00:27:54,540
WE'RE GOING TO NEW YORK
FOR THREE MONTHS AND NOT
GONNA SEE YOUR FACE!
642
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:55,742
MMM.
643
00:27:55,842 --> 00:27:58,811
( music playing )
644
00:27:58,911 --> 00:28:01,347
( intercom chimes )
645
00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:15,728
( silent )
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