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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,773 --> 00:00:08,042 ( music playing ) 2 00:00:12,146 --> 00:00:14,682 - AH. OH! NICE. - HUH? HUH? 3 00:00:14,782 --> 00:00:16,817 - SEE? RIGHT? - THAT WAS NICE. 4 00:00:16,917 --> 00:00:18,352 - YOU KNOW WHAT? - WHAT? 5 00:00:18,452 --> 00:00:19,953 - I THINK THIS IS OUR YEAR. - I THINK YOU'RE LOOKING 6 00:00:20,054 --> 00:00:21,422 AT THE FIVE-MAN TEAM CLUB CHAMPIONS. 7 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:23,324 Man: I THINK WE'RE THE TEAM TO BEAT. I REALLY DO. 8 00:00:23,424 --> 00:00:25,193 I REALLY THINK WE HAVE A GREAT CHANCE THIS YEAR. 9 00:00:25,293 --> 00:00:28,396 - I AGREE. - SO, UH, ARE YOU READY TO GO? I GOTTA GO. 10 00:00:28,496 --> 00:00:30,431 - WHY? - YOU'VE GOTTA GO? TAKE IT EASY. 11 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:32,500 NO, I'VE JUST GOTTA GET BACK. I TOLD ILENE I'D BE BACK 12 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:34,902 - AT A CERTAIN TIME. - HOW DID I KNOW THAT? "I TOLD ILENE. 13 00:00:35,002 --> 00:00:36,304 - I'VE GOTTA GET BACK." - OKAY. 14 00:00:36,404 --> 00:00:37,571 ON THE WAY, WE'LL PICK UP A NEW COCK FOR YOU, OKAY? 15 00:00:37,671 --> 00:00:39,873 - THANK YOU, EDDIE. - ( all laugh ) 16 00:00:39,973 --> 00:00:42,110 SO LISTEN, WHY DON'T WE GET TOGETHER AT MY PLACE TOMORROW NIGHT-- 17 00:00:42,210 --> 00:00:43,811 DINNER, BRING THE WIVES? 18 00:00:43,911 --> 00:00:46,147 - A PRE-TOURNAMENT DINNER. I LIKE IT. - Jeff: SURE. 19 00:00:46,247 --> 00:00:47,415 WHAT ABOUT FUNKHOUSER? WILL YOU CALL HIM? 20 00:00:47,515 --> 00:00:49,317 I'LL CALL HIM. HE'LL BE THERE TOMORROW. 21 00:00:49,417 --> 00:00:50,618 - OKAY. - WHERE HAS HE BEEN? HAVE YOU SEEN HIM? 22 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:52,786 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL HE'S DOING. 23 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:55,089 - HE HASN'T PRACTICED FOR-- - LIKE A MONTH I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM OUT HERE. 24 00:00:55,189 --> 00:00:56,757 - NO ONE'S SEEN HIM! - WHAT DOES HE THINK? 25 00:00:56,857 --> 00:00:58,892 HE'S JUST GONNA COME OUT HERE ON SATURDAY AND PLAY GREAT? 26 00:00:58,992 --> 00:01:00,994 - I DON'T GET IT. - Jeff: HE IS GREAT, BUT IS HE THAT GREAT? 27 00:01:01,095 --> 00:01:02,730 - Eddie: I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. - ALL RIGHT. 28 00:01:02,830 --> 00:01:04,932 - I GOTTA-- I'M SORRY, I GOTTA GO. - SEE YOU GUYS LATER. 29 00:01:05,032 --> 00:01:07,101 - SEE YOU, GUYS. - OKAY OKAY. 30 00:01:07,201 --> 00:01:09,703 JEEZ. IS THERE ANYTHING MORE PATHETIC 31 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:12,440 THAN A COWERING, EMASCULATED JEW WHO HAS TO RUN HOME TO HIS WIFE? 32 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:15,709 - I WOULD AGREE WITH YOU. - THAT POOR FUCK. 33 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:17,378 IMAGINE HOW HE'D BE IF HE WAS MARRIED TO SUSIE. 34 00:01:17,478 --> 00:01:19,713 HE'D HAVE PEE STAINS ON HIS PANTS CONSTANTLY. 35 00:01:19,813 --> 00:01:22,550 - HE'D BE IN HER PURSE. YOU KNOW? - HE'D BE IN HER PURSE. 36 00:01:22,650 --> 00:01:25,753 HE HAS NO BALLS. I HAVE A SOLID SINGLE BALL. 37 00:01:25,853 --> 00:01:28,289 - YEAH, YOU'VE GOT ONE BALL. - I'VE GOT ONE SOLID BALL. 38 00:01:28,389 --> 00:01:30,291 - HEY, LET'S GET SOMETHING TO EAT. - OKAY. 39 00:01:30,391 --> 00:01:33,561 UM, YOU WANT TO TRY OUT THAT PALESTINIAN CHICKEN PLACE? 40 00:01:33,661 --> 00:01:36,063 LET'S DO IT. THAT'S ALL I'VE EVER HEARD IS HOW GREAT IT IS. 41 00:01:36,164 --> 00:01:37,498 FANTASTIC. OKAY, LET'S GO. 42 00:01:41,369 --> 00:01:43,837 MMM, I'VE NEVER HAD CHICKEN LIKE THIS. 43 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:45,973 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL THEY'RE DOING. - I DON'T KNOW. 44 00:01:46,073 --> 00:01:49,009 - IT'S UNLIKE ANYTHING I'VE EVER EVEN TASTED. - WHAT ABOUT THIS PLACE? 45 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:52,012 LOOK AT THESE POSTERS, HUH? 46 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:53,714 Jeff: YEAH, THEY DO NOT LIKE THE JEWS. 47 00:01:53,814 --> 00:01:55,749 - LOOK AT THAT ONE. - OOH. 48 00:01:55,849 --> 00:01:57,551 Larry: WE'RE PROBABLY THE ONLY JEWS EVER WALKED IN HERE. 49 00:01:57,651 --> 00:01:59,587 Jeff: EVER. WHAT THESE PEOPLE SHOULD DO 50 00:01:59,687 --> 00:02:01,422 IS SEND THEIR CHICKEN OVER TO ISRAEL. 51 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:03,257 - FOR THE PEACE PROCESS. - MM-HMM. 52 00:02:03,357 --> 00:02:04,958 THEY'D TAKE DOWN ALL THOSE SETTLEMENTS IN THE MORNING. 53 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:07,261 BELIEVE ME. YOU KNOW WHAT? 54 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:10,998 THIS WOULD BE A FANTASTIC PLACE 55 00:02:11,098 --> 00:02:13,467 FOR JEWS WHO ARE CHEATING ON THEIR SPOUSES 56 00:02:13,567 --> 00:02:15,303 - TO COME TO. - OH YEAH. 57 00:02:15,403 --> 00:02:17,137 BECAUSE NO JEWS EVER COME HERE. THEY'D BE SO SAFE. 58 00:02:17,238 --> 00:02:18,572 NO ONE YOU KNOW IS EVER GONNA SEE YOU HERE. 59 00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:21,209 - YOU WOULD NEVER GET CAUGHT. - EVER. 60 00:02:21,309 --> 00:02:24,278 LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE PLANNING THE NEXT INTIFADA 61 00:02:24,378 --> 00:02:26,046 AT THIS TABLE, BUT LOOK AT THIS WOMAN. 62 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:28,416 COULD BE THE NEXT MRS. DAVID. 63 00:02:28,516 --> 00:02:30,418 - WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? - IF BY SOME CHANCE 64 00:02:30,518 --> 00:02:32,286 SHE'S GONNA GET OVER HER ANTI-SEMITISM, 65 00:02:32,386 --> 00:02:34,255 - ODDS ARE NOT WITH YOU, NO. - NOT WITH ME? REALLY? 66 00:02:34,355 --> 00:02:36,089 - JUST MY GUT FEELING. - YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? 67 00:02:36,190 --> 00:02:39,293 YOU'RE ALWAYS ATTRACTED TO SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T WANT YOU, RIGHT? 68 00:02:39,393 --> 00:02:41,295 - RIGHT. - WELL, HERE YOU HAVE SOMEBODY 69 00:02:41,395 --> 00:02:42,596 WHO NOT ONLY DOESN'T WANT YOU, 70 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:45,266 DOESN'T EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR RIGHT TO EXIST... 71 00:02:45,366 --> 00:02:47,868 - EXIST, YUP. - ...WANTS YOUR DESTRUCTION. 72 00:02:47,968 --> 00:02:50,404 THAT'S A TURN-ON. 73 00:03:03,651 --> 00:03:06,587 - ( crashes ) - OH MY GOD! 74 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:08,456 ( sighs ) 75 00:03:10,991 --> 00:03:12,660 ( tisks ) 76 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:15,128 SHE ALMOST TOOK MY HEAD OFF, BUT I DON'T LIKE THOSE TEACHERS. 77 00:03:15,229 --> 00:03:16,797 I DON'T. TURN THE BOYS INTO GIRLS AND-- 78 00:03:16,897 --> 00:03:19,099 - NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? THEY'RE DOING THEIR BEST. - I HAVE TO SAY-- 79 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:20,501 - HEY! - WELL WELL. 80 00:03:20,601 --> 00:03:23,271 - HEY. HELLO. - WELCOME. 81 00:03:23,371 --> 00:03:26,039 - HELLO. - OH MY GOD, ARE YOU SERIOUS? 82 00:03:26,139 --> 00:03:28,175 - THANK YOU. YES, I'M SERIOUS. - CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? 83 00:03:28,276 --> 00:03:30,210 - IT'S BEEN LIKE A YEAR HE HASN'T SEEN ME. - A LOT, I KNOW. 84 00:03:30,311 --> 00:03:32,580 - SHE LOST A LOT. - ABOUT 60, 65 LBS. 85 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:34,582 - Susie and Jeff: WOW. - UNBELIEVABLE. 86 00:03:34,682 --> 00:03:36,384 - HOW'D YOU DO IT? - I WALKED, 87 00:03:36,484 --> 00:03:39,353 I WATCH WHAT I EAT AND DISCIPLINE. 88 00:03:39,453 --> 00:03:41,355 - A LOT OF CELERY. - CELERY. JEFF, YOU HEAR THAT? 89 00:03:41,455 --> 00:03:43,657 - CELERY. - YEAH, I HEARD CELERY. 90 00:03:43,757 --> 00:03:46,627 - I'M JUST SAYING. - YOU'RE JUST SAYING? YOU'RE JUST ANNOYING. 91 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:49,563 - BY THE WAY, WHO'S GOT THE SILVER LEXUS? - RON, WHY? 92 00:03:49,663 --> 00:03:52,199 OH. HE'S NOT GONNA LIKE IT. 93 00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:54,101 - Jeff: YOU HIT IT? - I'M AFRAID SO. 94 00:03:54,201 --> 00:03:56,069 OH GOD, HE JUST GOT THAT CAR. 95 00:03:56,169 --> 00:04:00,040 I'M SO STUPID. I TRIED TO BACK UP WITH MIRRORS ONLY. 96 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:03,844 - WHY? - I CHALLENGED MYSELF TO JUST USE MIRRORS 97 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:06,680 - AND IT DIDN'T WORK. - WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, THE FIRECRACKER 400? 98 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:09,317 - IT'S A DRIVEWAY. - ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA BREAK THE NEWS TO HIM. 99 00:04:09,417 --> 00:04:11,652 Eddie: ALL RIGHT. HEY, FUNKHOUSER'S IN THERE TOO. 100 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:13,721 HE'S GOT A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU. 101 00:04:13,821 --> 00:04:16,457 - HEY. HOW'S IT GOING? - HEY, LARRY, HOW ARE YOU? NICE TO SEE YOU. 102 00:04:16,557 --> 00:04:18,058 - YEAH, HI. - YOU REMEMBER MY WIFE ILENE, RIGHT? 103 00:04:18,158 --> 00:04:19,660 - SURE, YEAH. HI. - GOOD TO SEE YOU. 104 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,261 WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT THE GOLF TOURNAMENT. 105 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:23,697 THANK YOU FOR ALLOWING HIM TO PLAY IN IT. 106 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:25,499 - UH-HUH. - YEAH, NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT. 107 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:27,468 HEY, LISTEN, I'M SORRY TO HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS, 108 00:04:27,568 --> 00:04:30,638 BUT I-- I KINDA BANGED INTO YOUR CAR. 109 00:04:30,738 --> 00:04:32,906 - HOW DID YOU HIT MY CAR? - I BACKED INTO IT. I'M SORRY. 110 00:04:33,006 --> 00:04:34,875 - THAT'S MY NEW LEXUS. - I KNOW. I'LL PAY FOR IT. 111 00:04:34,975 --> 00:04:36,744 HOW DID HE HIT YOUR CAR? 112 00:04:36,844 --> 00:04:39,447 - RON, WHAT DID I SAY WHEN WE DROVE INTO THE DRIVEWAY? - I KNOW. 113 00:04:39,547 --> 00:04:41,615 "NOT ENOUGH SPACE. IF YOU PARK THERE, SOMEONE'S GONNA HIT YOU." 114 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:43,451 YEAH, NO, IT'S MY-- IT'S MY FAULT. 115 00:04:43,551 --> 00:04:44,652 IT'S MY-- I'LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE THING. 116 00:04:44,752 --> 00:04:46,454 I'M JUST GONNA TAKE A LOOK AT IT. 117 00:04:46,554 --> 00:04:48,255 - OH GOD. NEXT TIME WHEN I SAY... - Ron: I KNOW. 118 00:04:48,356 --> 00:04:51,191 - ..."DON'T PARK THERE," LISTEN. - Ron: OKAY. 119 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:54,762 - SAMMI? HI. - OH HEY, LARRY. 120 00:04:56,364 --> 00:04:58,599 - ( chuckles ) - SHALOM. 121 00:04:58,699 --> 00:05:00,167 ALL RIGHT, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? 122 00:05:00,267 --> 00:05:02,202 - WHAT? - THE YARMULKE. 123 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:04,304 I WENT THROUGH A BIT OF A MIDLIFE CRISIS 124 00:05:04,405 --> 00:05:07,775 AND I REDEDICATED MY LIFE TO JUDAISM. 125 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:11,579 - ARE YOU FOR REAL? - I HAD A LOT OF SCHPILKAS IN MY LIFE 126 00:05:11,679 --> 00:05:15,182 AND I DIDN'T REALIZE IT. I WENT TO RABBI STEIN. DO YOU KNOW HER? 127 00:05:15,282 --> 00:05:17,351 - NO, I DON'T. - PHENOMENAL. 128 00:05:17,451 --> 00:05:18,519 I GO THERE EVERY NIGHT. 129 00:05:18,619 --> 00:05:21,221 WE TALK. SHE'S INVIGORATING ME. 130 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:22,790 IS THAT WHY YOU HAVEN'T BEEN PRACTICING? 131 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:24,758 WE'RE DEPENDING ON YOU. I HOPE YOU'VE GOT YOUR SWING. 132 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:27,227 - I'M READY. I'M ALWAYS READY. - OH REALLY? 133 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,962 WHEN ARE YOU GONNA COME BACK TO EARTH, HUH? 134 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:32,433 I'M LIVING UNDER A MITZVAH. YOU HAVE NONE OF THAT. 135 00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:34,134 ( softly ) HEY, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 136 00:05:34,234 --> 00:05:36,637 WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING HERE? 137 00:05:36,737 --> 00:05:38,472 Funkhouser: WHY SHOULDN'T SHE BE HERE? 138 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:41,141 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? IT'S A DINNER PARTY FOR ADULTS. 139 00:05:41,241 --> 00:05:42,976 - HEY, DINNER'S UP. - Larry: HEY. 140 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:45,413 YOU KNOW WHAT? I HAVE A CHALLAH IN THE CAR THAT I'LL BRING IN. 141 00:05:45,513 --> 00:05:48,549 ALL RIGHT. SO, YOU HUNGRY? 142 00:05:48,649 --> 00:05:50,384 - STARVING. - GOOD, WE'VE GOT A GREAT MEAL 143 00:05:50,484 --> 00:05:53,387 AND SOME FABULOUS DESSERTS, WHICH BY THE WAY 144 00:05:53,487 --> 00:05:55,389 I NEED YOU TO KEEP ME AWAY FROM NO MATTER WHAT. 145 00:05:55,489 --> 00:05:57,791 - OKAY. - YEAH, 'CAUSE I PUT A LOT OF TIME INTO THIS. 146 00:05:57,891 --> 00:06:00,428 - I NEED A DESSERT REFEREE. - ALL RIGHT, I'M YOUR GUY. 147 00:06:00,528 --> 00:06:02,930 - YOU PROMISE? - YEAH, I PROMISE. 148 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:04,532 - OKAY, I'M COUNTING ON YOU. - ALL RIGHT. 149 00:06:04,632 --> 00:06:06,800 ( chanting prayer in Hebrew ) 150 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:14,074 - Eddie and Juliet: AMEN. - NOW THE WINE. 151 00:06:14,174 --> 00:06:15,208 - Larry: WHAT? - OKAY. 152 00:06:15,308 --> 00:06:17,010 - ( praying ) - NO WAY. NO WAY. 153 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:18,912 THAT'S ENOUGH. COME ON. NO. 154 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:21,849 - I'M HUNGRY. - WELL, YOU CAN'T DRINK THE WINE WITHOUT THE PRAYER. 155 00:06:21,949 --> 00:06:23,383 OH, YOU CAN'T? REALLY? WATCH THIS. 156 00:06:23,484 --> 00:06:25,453 - ( Eddie laughs ) - MMM. 157 00:06:25,553 --> 00:06:26,854 - I'M WITH LARRY ON THIS. - I GUESS WE'RE DRINKING. 158 00:06:26,954 --> 00:06:29,222 TO THE FIVE-MAN CLUB CHAMPIONSHIP. 159 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:31,892 - HEAR HEAR. - NOW YOU'RE THINKING. 160 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:34,227 - Ron: ABSOLUTE, BUD. NO DOUBT. - AHH. 161 00:06:34,327 --> 00:06:36,530 - Eddie: CHEERS. - Juliet: EVERYBODY EAT UP. COME ON. 162 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:37,798 OH, DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS? 163 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:40,367 DO YOU KNOW THAT-- THE CHICKEN PLACE 164 00:06:40,468 --> 00:06:42,169 IN WESTWOOD, THE PALESTINIAN ONE? 165 00:06:42,269 --> 00:06:43,737 - AL-- WHAT IS IT CALLED? - AL-ABBAS BEST ORIGINAL CHICKEN. 166 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:46,306 AL-ABBAS BEST ORIGINAL CHICKEN. 167 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,308 THEY'RE OPENING UP A SECOND LOCATION 168 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,578 RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO GOLDBLATT'S DELI. 169 00:06:50,678 --> 00:06:54,081 - OVER MY DEAD BODY. - I'M SURE THAT WOULDN'T BOTHER THEM. 170 00:06:54,181 --> 00:06:56,450 - ( guys laugh ) - L.O.L., JEFF. 171 00:06:56,550 --> 00:06:58,351 - L.O.L. - ( Jeff chuckles ) 172 00:06:58,452 --> 00:07:00,053 Funkhouser: HOW IN THE WORLD, 173 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:03,724 CAN THEY DARE OPEN UP A PALESTINIAN CHICKEN RESTAURANT 174 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:05,659 NEXT TO THE SACRED LAND OF THAT DELI? 175 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:08,395 HEY, THIS IS AMERICA. THEY CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT. 176 00:07:08,496 --> 00:07:10,130 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - Ilene: IT'S JUST CHICKEN. 177 00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:12,332 I MEAN, THEY CAN LEGALLY DO IT, TRUE. BUT SHOULD THEY? 178 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,868 - YEAH, THEY SHOULD. YEAH, THEY SHOULD. - Ilene: EXACTLY. 179 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:17,437 IT'S INSENSITIVE. WHY CAN'T THEY OPEN IT A FEW BLOCKS UPTOWN? 180 00:07:17,538 --> 00:07:19,306 THEY SHOULD MOVE IT A MILE AWAY. 181 00:07:19,406 --> 00:07:21,241 I HEAR THE CHICKEN'S REALLY GOOD, BY THE WAY. 182 00:07:21,341 --> 00:07:23,844 - I HEARD THAT TOO. VERY GOOD. - DIDN'T YOU HEAR THAT? 183 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:27,080 - Ron: WHAT DOES IT MATTER? - I HEAR IT'S THE BEST CHICKEN EVER. 184 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:29,483 I TELL YOU WHAT I HEARD. THERE'S GONNA BE A RALLY NEXT WEEK 185 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:31,418 AT THIS NEW LOCATION THEY'RE TRYING TO OPEN. 186 00:07:31,519 --> 00:07:34,021 WE SHOULD ALL SHOW UP AT THE RALLY AND TRY TO STOP THEM FROM OPENING IT. 187 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:36,023 - Funkhouser: COUNT ME IN. - JEFF, WE'RE GOING, OKAY? 188 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:38,291 - WHATEVER YOU SAY, DARLING. - WE'RE GOING. 189 00:07:38,391 --> 00:07:40,060 JEFF AND I ARE IN. WE'RE IN ON THE RALLY. 190 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:41,695 I'M GONNA MAKE PLACARDS AND EVERYTHING. 191 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:43,831 I'LL LOVE TO JOIN YOU, BUT I'M ALREADY COMMITTED 192 00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:46,033 TO THE RALLY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF GOLDBLATT'S AT THE GERMAN PLACE. 193 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:50,003 - ( all laugh ) - Susie: YEAH, OKAY. 194 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:52,806 - IT'S GOOD, YEAH? HOW ARE THE POTATOES? - Ron: MMM, DELICIOUS. 195 00:07:52,906 --> 00:07:56,143 - Susie: DELISH. - I'D SAY THE POTATOES ARE A LITTLE COLD. 196 00:07:56,243 --> 00:07:58,411 - ( Ron chuckles ) WOW, LARRY. - THE BEEF IS DELICIOUS. 197 00:07:58,512 --> 00:08:00,047 - LARRY, WHAT? - Juliet: THEY'RE NOT-- 198 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:01,982 - THEY'RE NOT COLD. - WHAT? WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 199 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:04,685 - THE CHUTZPAH, MAN. - DO YOU WANT ME TO WARM THEM UP FOR YOU? 200 00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:07,454 NOT AT ALL. NOT AT ALL. HEY, I GOT A GOOD JOKE. 201 00:08:07,555 --> 00:08:10,357 THIS IS RIGHT UP YOUR ALLEY, OKAY, FUNKMAN? 202 00:08:10,457 --> 00:08:13,727 A WOMAN GOES TO A GYNECOLOGIST. HE SAYS, "GET UP ON THE TABLE, 203 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:16,129 PUT YOUR FEET IN THE STIRRUPS AND SPREAD YOUR LEGS WIDE." 204 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:19,432 HE GOES, "MY GOD, MRS. JOHNSON, YOU'VE GOT A BIG VAGINA." 205 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:21,602 - WHOA WHOA WHOA! LARRY. - ( Jeff laughs ) 206 00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:25,005 - WHAT? - SAMMI'S HERE, OKAY? 207 00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:26,940 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? IT'S JUST A LITTLE JOKE. 208 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:30,210 - AHH. - Funkhouser: AND WHAT HAPPENS? 209 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:32,279 EXCUSE ME. 210 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:38,051 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? TELLING A JOKE LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF HER. 211 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:40,754 WHAT ARE YOU BRINGING YOUR DAUGHTER TO AN ADULT DINNER PARTY FOR? 212 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:43,023 SHE'S AN ADULT. SHE CAN COME TO AN ADULT DINNER PARTY. 213 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:44,958 SHE'S AN ADULT? IF SHE'S AN ADULT, WHY CAN'T SHE HEAR A DIRTY JOKE? 214 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:46,794 - THERE'S A LEVEL, OKAY? - Larry: A LEVEL? 215 00:08:46,894 --> 00:08:49,062 - YEAH. - OH, THERE'S A LEVEL OF BEING AN ADULT? 216 00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:53,066 SHE'S AN ADULT WHEN SHE TURNS 13 OR LEARNS TO MAKE HER FIRST LATKES. 217 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:56,236 - ( laughter ) - L.O.L. 218 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:11,318 ( chatting ) 219 00:09:16,256 --> 00:09:17,625 ( both laugh ) 220 00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:19,226 - NO NO NO. NO NO NO. - HUH-UH-UH. 221 00:09:19,326 --> 00:09:21,595 - I'M JUST GONNA HAVE A BITE. - OH NO NO NO NO NO. 222 00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:23,363 - JUST A BITE. COME ON. - YOU KNOW WHAT? 223 00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:27,267 YOU TOLD ME SPECIFICALLY NOT TO LET YOU HAVE ANY DESSERT. 224 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:29,402 I APPRECIATE IT, LARRY, BUT I CHANGED MY MIND. 225 00:09:29,502 --> 00:09:31,171 AH! YES YES YES, 226 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:34,407 - BUT YOU SAID "NO MATTER WHAT," OKAY? - BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 227 00:09:34,507 --> 00:09:37,410 I'M CHANGING IT, AND NOW I'M SAYING THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME. 228 00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:39,980 - I'M GONNA HAVE SOME CAKE. - NO NO, BUT YOU CAN'T CHANGE IT. 229 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:43,016 THAT'S WHY YOU SAY "NO MATTER WHAT." THIS IS THE WHAT. 230 00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:45,552 - BUT NOW-- - THAT'S WHY YOU ASKED ME AND NOT THESE OTHER PEOPLE, 231 00:09:45,653 --> 00:09:48,622 - BECAUSE YOU KNEW I WOULDN'T LET YOU. - WHAT WHAT WHAT? LARRY. 232 00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:51,792 - GIVE ME THE CAKE! - SHE TOLD ME NOT TO LET HER HAVE IT, OKAY? 233 00:09:51,892 --> 00:09:54,194 SHE SAID, "NO MATTER WHAT," OKAY? 234 00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:56,797 - LET HER HAVE IT! IT'S NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS! - ( all shouting ) 235 00:09:56,897 --> 00:09:58,766 GIVE ME THE CAKE, LARRY! 236 00:09:58,866 --> 00:10:01,735 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT ARE YOU-- AH! 237 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:07,675 Ron: I GOT AN ESTIMATE ON THE CAR. 238 00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:09,609 - $573? - YEAH. 239 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:11,745 OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT-- FORGET THE INSURANCE. 240 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:13,681 I'LL JUST WRITE YOU A CHECK. I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 241 00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:15,816 WELL, I THINK THAT'S ONE WAY TO DO IT, 242 00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:18,819 BUT LET ME PROPOSE AN ALTERNATIVE HERE. 243 00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:21,288 INDULGE ME FOR A SECOND. 244 00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:24,658 LAST NIGHT AT THAT DINNER PARTY, YOU-- YOU REALLY IMPRESSED ME. 245 00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:27,427 - ( scoffs ) I DID? - WELL, YOU JUST SPEAK YOUR MIND, YOU KNOW? 246 00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:30,063 YOU TELL PEOPLE HOW YOU'RE FEELING, WHAT YOU'RE THINKING-- 247 00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:32,265 WITH THE POTATOES, FOR EXAMPLE. YOU KNOW? 248 00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:34,668 - HOW COLD WERE THOSE POTATOES, BY THE WAY? - THEY WERE FREEZING. 249 00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:37,971 I COULDN'T SAY THAT. YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN COME OUT WITH IT, YOU KNOW? 250 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:39,773 AND THEN JEFF AND SUSIE WITH THE KID. 251 00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:41,274 WHAT WAS THE KID DOING THERE, RIGHT? 252 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:43,476 WHY DO YOU BRING YOUR DAUGHTER TO AN ADULT DINNER PARTY? 253 00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:45,345 EXACTLY. YOU SAY WHAT EVERYBODY'S THINKING. 254 00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:48,849 YOU JUST COME OUT WITH IT. IT'S IMPRESSIVE, YOU KNOW? 255 00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:51,318 WELL, YOU KNOW, THANK YOU. 256 00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:53,120 SO I DON'T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED THIS LAST NIGHT, 257 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:55,588 BUT MY WIFE ILENE, SHE SAYS "L.O.L." 258 00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:57,324 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU PICKED UP ON THAT THAT. 259 00:10:57,424 --> 00:11:00,694 - OH, YES, I CERTAINLY DID PICK UP ON THAT. - YEAH? 260 00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:04,297 I MEAN, WHY WOULD YOU SAY "L.O.L." INSTEAD OF JUST LAUGHING AT SOMETHING? 261 00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:06,867 - WELL, JUST TELL HER TO STOP SAYING IT. - I CAN'T TELL HER THAT. 262 00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:09,069 SHE'LL KILL ME. ARE YOU KIDDING? 263 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,938 WE'LL GET INTO A FIGHT, IT'LL LAST FOR MONTHS. 264 00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:13,206 - SHE'S A TOUGH CUSTOMER. - YES SHE-- YOU NOTICED THAT? 265 00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:15,275 SHE'S LIKE-- SHE'S LIKE SUSIE'S TWIN SISTER. 266 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,778 I KNOW. I'D JUST LIKE TO AVOID THE WHOLE THING, 267 00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:19,546 AND I WAS JUST WONDERING, MAYBE... 268 00:11:19,646 --> 00:11:22,249 YOU COULD SAY IT TO HER, YOU KNOW? 269 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:25,152 YOU KNOW? YOU JUST PUT IT OUT THERE, 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU DO. 270 00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:27,354 AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. YOU DO THAT FOR ME, 271 00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:28,956 YOU SEE THIS ESTIMATE? 272 00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:31,024 ( mimics rip ) GONE. I WILL TEAR IT UP. 273 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:33,226 - I WILL PAY FOR IT MYSELF. - LET ME SEE IF I'VE GOT THIS RIGHT. 274 00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:35,428 - YEAH. - I TELL HER TO STOP SAYING "L.O.L."... 275 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:38,631 - YES, IT'S ANNOYING. GONE. - ...AND YOU TEAR UP THE BILL. 276 00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:40,267 - COME ON, PLEASE. DEAL. - YEAH? 277 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,736 - YEAH, YOU'VE GOT IT. - IT'S A DEAL. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 278 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:44,738 THIS IS-- OH, YOU'VE TAKEN A LOAD OFF MY SHOULDERS, 279 00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:46,006 - LET ME TELL YOU. - HI, LARRY. 280 00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:47,674 - Larry: HEY. - HI, HONEY. 281 00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:49,142 HONEY, CAN YOU GET THE REST OF THE BAGS? 282 00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:51,945 - YEAH YEAH YEAH, I'LL GO GET 'EM. - Larry: OKAY. 283 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:55,482 GOD, THAT STORE WAS SO CROWDED. 284 00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:58,752 - CROWDED? - HOW ARE YOU? 285 00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:01,688 - NOT BAD. - GOOD. 286 00:12:01,789 --> 00:12:03,490 I NOTICED YOU WERE ALL ALONE AT THE PARTY. 287 00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:06,760 - OH, YOU DID NOTICE THAT? - YEAH. ARE YOU DATING? 288 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:08,896 - NO. NO. - WHY NOT? 289 00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:11,198 ( scoffs ) YOU KNOW WHAT? 290 00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:13,000 A DATE IS AN EXPERIENCE YOU HAVE WITH ANOTHER PERSON 291 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:16,303 - THAT MAKES YOU APPRECIATE BEING ALONE. - L.O.L. 292 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,605 L.O.L. 293 00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:20,607 YOU-- YOU LIKE SAYING THAT, DON'T YOU? 294 00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:22,342 IT'S CUTE, RIGHT? 295 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:24,411 NO. NOT-- NOT REALLY. 296 00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:27,214 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - I MEAN, IF YOU WERE GONNA LAUGH OUT LOUD, 297 00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:29,682 WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING OUT LOUD? WHY SAY IT? 298 00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:31,451 - WHY NOT JUST LAUGH? - I AM LAUGHING. 299 00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:33,954 THAT'S WHAT THAT IS. IT'S ME-- THAT'S LAUGHING. 300 00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:36,123 NO, YOU'RE SAYING "L.O.L." YOU'RE VERBAL TEXTING. 301 00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:40,127 EXCUSE ME, IS THIS YOUR LITTLE IDEA? 302 00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:44,464 DID MY PISSANT HUSBAND TELL YOU TO DO THIS? 303 00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:45,833 - NO. - YES, HE DID. 304 00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:47,567 - Larry: NO, HE DID NOT. - YES, HE DID. 305 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:49,436 - HE DIDN'T! - NO, YOU'RE IN MY HOUSE, 306 00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:52,105 MY KITCHEN, TELLING ME HOW I'M SUPPOSED TO RESPOND TO YOUR JOKES? 307 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:53,941 - CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? I LEFT THE GATE OPEN. - RON, ARE YOU FUCKING 308 00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:55,242 - OUT OF YOUR MIND? - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 309 00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:57,177 DID YOU TELL HIM TO COME OVER TO ME 310 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,379 AND TELL ME HOW I SHOULD STOP SAYING "L.O.L."? 311 00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:01,514 DID I TELL LARRY THAT? OF COURSE I WOULDN'T TELL LARRY THAT. 312 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,251 - YES. OH YES, YOU WOULD. - NO NO NO, HE'S THE GUY WHO DOES THIS. 313 00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:06,486 Ilene: AND YOU CARE HOW I EXPRESS MYSELF? 314 00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:10,057 - I THINK THE WAY YOU EXPRESS YOURSELF IS LIKE A CHILD. - THAT'S BULLSHIT. 315 00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:13,526 HE SAID HE'D FORGET ABOUT THE MONEY FOR THE CAR, 316 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,063 WHICH IS $573, 317 00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:18,531 IF I TELL HER TO STOP SAYING "L.O.L." 318 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,200 YOU KNOW, IN MOST COUNTRIES, 319 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,135 YOU COULD GET SOMEBODY KILLED FOR $573. 320 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:24,571 I KNOW. BY THE WAY, I WAS THIS CLOSE 321 00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:26,940 - TO TELLING HER THE OTHER NIGHT. - YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE? 322 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,943 - YOU'RE A SOCIAL ASSASSIN. - JESUS. 323 00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:33,580 - I GUESS I AM, IN A WAY. - YEAH. HOW'D IT GO? 324 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:37,184 NOT TOO GOOD. AS SOON AS I TOLD HER, SHE KNEW RON HAD PUT ME UP TO IT, 325 00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:40,153 SHE STARTED SCREAMING AT HIM AND I JUST-- I LEFT. 326 00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:42,455 - SO YOU BUNGLED THE HIT. - WELL, I DIDN'T BUNGLE IT. 327 00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:44,357 - I DID WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO. - NO NO, YOU BUNGLED THE HIT. 328 00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:46,493 - WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT? - SHE KNEW. 329 00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,795 - THAT'S NOT MY FAULT. - IT IS. YOUR PERFORMANCE WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH. 330 00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:50,530 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT SOCIAL ASSASSINATION? 331 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,799 - NOTHING! - I'M THE ONE WHO NAMED YOU A SOCIAL ASSASSIN! 332 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:55,135 - AND WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE AT THE AGENCY ANYMORE. - ( both laugh ) 333 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:56,703 - OKAY. - ( car approaches ) 334 00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:58,138 - Jeff: ALL RIGHT, FINALLY. - THERE HE IS. 335 00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:01,108 I CANNOT BELIEVE WE TALKED HIM INTO COMING HERE. 336 00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:04,311 - HE'S GONNA LOVE IT. HE'S GONNA LOVE IT. - YEAH, HUH. 337 00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:07,080 SHALOM. YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT ALL LAST NIGHT, 338 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,849 IF RABIN CAN BREAK BREAD WITH ARAFAT, 339 00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:13,586 I CAN HAVE CHICKEN AT THIS ANTI-SEMITIC SHITHOLE. 340 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,423 OKAY, THAT'S JUST NOT GONNA WORK. 341 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:17,958 - YEAH, THAT'S NO GOOD. - WHAT'S NOT GONNA WORK? 342 00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:19,226 - THE YARMULKE. - YEAH. 343 00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:21,461 I CAN'T GO IN WEARING THIS YARMULKE? 344 00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:22,996 - NO. - YOU'RE SHOVING IT IN THEIR FACES. 345 00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:24,397 - LET'S GO IN. - NO NO NO NO NO NO. 346 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,366 - IT'S FAR TOO COCKY A MOVE. - YEAH. YEAH. 347 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:28,135 WHAT IS THIS, THE RAID ON ENTEBBE? 348 00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:30,303 - LET'S JUST KIND OF WALK IN CASUALLY. - WHAT? 349 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,973 - PROUD JEWS WEAR YARMULKES. - YEAH. BE PROUD HERE IN THE PARKING LOT. 350 00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:35,042 - STOP IT. JUST TAKE IT OFF. - YOU DON'T NEED TO BE PROUD IN THERE. 351 00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:36,809 - LET'S JUST GO IN AND SIT DOWN. - IT'S A COCKY MOVE. 352 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,145 - TAKE IT OFF. TAKE IT OFF. - COME ON. 353 00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:39,646 - I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING-- - TAKE IT OFF. 354 00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,381 - DON'T YOU DARE GO AFTER-- - HUH? COME ON, TAKE IT-- 355 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:44,451 DON'T YOU REACH FOR THAT. DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH THAT. 356 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:47,254 - NO, DON'T EVER GRAB MY YARMULKE. - ( grunting ) 357 00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:50,223 GIVE IT TO ME! DON'T EVER GRAB MY YARMULKE, EVER. 358 00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:53,860 HOW DARE YOU?! DON'T EVER TOUCH MY YARMULKE. 359 00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:56,429 - DO YOU UNDERSTAND? - WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 360 00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:59,332 - WE'RE GONNA GO EAT WITHOUT YOU. - GOOD. WHO NEEDS YOU? 361 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:02,335 - GET-- GET OUT OF HERE! - ( chring ) 362 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:13,213 OH PLEASE. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 363 00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:17,150 OH. WELL, HELLO. 364 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:20,653 - YOU'RE A JEW, YES? - YES, I AM A JEW. 365 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:24,157 A BIG JEW. BIG. 366 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:28,128 A BIG JEW AND YOU STILL TOLD HIM TO TAKE OFF HIS JEW CAP. 367 00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:30,964 - YES, I DID. - THANK YOU, MY FRIEND. 368 00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:34,801 - WHAT'S YOUR NAME? - LABE. 369 00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:37,104 - LABE. - SON OF NAT. 370 00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:40,307 - SON OF NAT. - MY FRIENDS CALL ME LARRY. 371 00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:43,743 - I LIKE YOU. - WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE? 372 00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:46,646 - UH, YOU'RE A JEW. - EH. 373 00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:49,349 MY NAME IS SHARA. 374 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,552 - SHARA. - CALL ME. 375 00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:02,362 LET'S GET SOME CHICKEN. 376 00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:08,601 MMM. 377 00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:11,638 - HOW HAPPY ARE YOU RIGHT NOW? - I'M NOT GONNA HAVE DINNER TONIGHT. 378 00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:14,574 IT'LL PALE IN COMPARISON. HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE MEALS AFTER THIS? 379 00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:17,244 - OH MY GOD. - WHAT? 380 00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:20,047 Larry: EDDIE AND ILENE JUST WALKED IN. 381 00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:23,750 Jeff: EDDIE AND ILENE? HE'S CHEATING ON JULIET? 382 00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:27,354 - HOLY SHIT. - OH MY GOD! 383 00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:28,988 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN. 384 00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:31,324 JULIET IS GREAT FRIENDS WITH SUSIE. 385 00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:32,859 IF HE'S CHEATING ON JULIET, I CAN'T BE HERE TO SEE IT. 386 00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:34,294 - WHAT? - I AM OUT OF HERE. 387 00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:36,129 - WHAT THE HELL AM I GONNA DO? - I DON'T KNOW. 388 00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:37,664 - YOU'RE TAKING THE CHICKEN? - YES, OF COURSE. 389 00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:39,366 WHAT, I'M GONNA LEAVE IT? 390 00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:54,081 - HEY. - HEY. HI. 391 00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:57,217 ( mimics Humphrey Bogart ) OUT OF ALL THE HUMMUS JOINTS IN ALL THE WORLD, 392 00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:59,352 - YOU HAD TO WALK INTO MINE. - ( both laugh ) 393 00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:01,821 IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. AND LET ME JUST SAY 394 00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:04,191 I'M SORRY ABOUT THE BROWNIE THING THE OTHER NIGHT WITH JULIET. 395 00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:07,527 - NO HARD FEELINGS. - YOU KNOW, SHE DID SAY 396 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,662 - "NO MATTER WHAT." - YEAH YEAH YEAH, I-- 397 00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:11,098 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, 398 00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:13,633 DON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THIS, ALL RIGHT? 399 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,568 - ( chuckles ) - NO, DON'T-- DON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THIS. 400 00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:17,937 - DON'T-- DON'T WORRY. I WON'T SAY ANYTHING. - ALL RIGHT? 401 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:21,374 BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT? THE ONLY REASON WE'RE HERE TOGETHER NOW 402 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:24,311 IS BECAUSE SHE HAD A BIG FIGHT WITH RON, OKAY? 403 00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:26,546 SO SHE REACHED OUT AS A FRIEND. 404 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:30,617 YOU KNOW, WE ALWAYS LIKED EACH OTHER AND NOW WE LIKE EACH OTHER A LITTLE MORE. 405 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,319 MAYBE A LOT MORE. 406 00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:35,222 SO THE TWO OF YOU GOT TOGETHER BECAUSE OF THIS ARGUMENT? 407 00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:37,124 WELL, THERE'S ALWAYS BEEN A LOT OF TENSION THERE, 408 00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:39,726 BUT LET'S JUST SAY THIS WAS THE STRAW THAT BROKE THE CAMEL'S BACK. 409 00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:43,163 - I GUESS I SHOULDN'T SAY THAT HERE. - WHAT WAS THE ARGUMENT ABOUT? 410 00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,964 HE DOESN'T LIKE THE WAY SHE KEEPS SAYING "L.O.L." 411 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,534 IT'S A WONDERFUL THING TO SAY. I LOVE WHEN SHE SAYS "L.O.L." 412 00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,669 THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS WE'RE TOGETHER. I THINK IT'S COOL, IT'S FUNNY. 413 00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,138 I THINK IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO SLEEP WITH HER, 414 00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:52,805 YOU WOULDN'T BE SO TOLERANT OF THAT "L.O.L." 415 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:56,243 WELL, THAT GOES WITHOUT SAYING, BUT LOOK, IF RON FINDS OUT, 416 00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:58,278 THIS COULD BE VERY AWKWARD. WE WON'T BE ABLE TO PLAY 417 00:17:58,378 --> 00:17:59,812 ON THE SAME TEAM AND THEN WE WON'T WIN THE TOURNAMENT. 418 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,748 IF ANYONE QUITS, WE'RE DISQUALIFIED. 419 00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:03,950 - OKAY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. I'M NOT GONNA SAY A WORD. - ALL RIGHT. 420 00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:05,985 - OKAY. - PROMISE. 421 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,720 IN OTHER WORDS, NO MATTER WHAT? 422 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:10,056 - HUH? - NO MATTER WHAT. 423 00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:12,459 BY THE WAY, YOUR LUNCH IS ON ME. 424 00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:14,861 - I ALREADY PAID FOR IT. - EVEN BETTER. 425 00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:20,900 Larry: SO THEN HE TELLS ME THE ONLY REASON 426 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,669 THAT THEY'RE HAVING THIS AFFAIR 427 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:25,505 WAS BECAUSE OF THE "L.O.L." THING. I DROVE HER TO IT. 428 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:28,208 WELL, I'M SURE THERE WAS OTHER THINGS THAT DROVE HER TO IT TOO. 429 00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,910 NO, I WAS THE STRAW THAT BROKE THE CAMEL'S BACK. 430 00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:34,046 - ALL MARRIAGES HAVE STRAWS. - RIGHT, THE CAMEL'S CARRYING A LOT OF STRAW. 431 00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:37,250 - THAT'S WHAT A MARRIAGE IS. - "L.O.L." WAS THE FINAL STRAW. 432 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,519 - "L.O.L." WAS THE FINAL STRAW, YES. - WOW. 433 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,755 I'VE GOTTA BE CAREFUL WITH THIS WHOLE SOCIAL- ASSASSINATION THING. 434 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:45,525 - I'M NOT TAKING ANY MORE REQUESTS. - LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 435 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,027 IF RON FINDS OUT ABOUT EDDIE AND ILENE, 436 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,929 - TOURNAMENT OVER. DONE. - NO GOLF. 437 00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:51,998 - RON'S NOT GONNA PLAY ON THIS TEAM... - Jeff: NOT A CHANCE. 438 00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:54,734 - ...IF HE'S HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH HIS WIFE. - Jeff: NO WAY. 439 00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:57,036 HEY, NICE PILLOW. 440 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,872 - YEAH, UM-- - YOU LOOK LIKE BLOFELD. 441 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,442 I LOOK LIKE I'VE GOT A KITTY 442 00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:04,844 AND WE'RE MAKING EVIL PLANS. 443 00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:07,314 HERE, JUST PUT IT ON YOUR LAP. 444 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,784 ( car alarm chirps ) 445 00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:15,388 LARRY, THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 446 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:18,124 I THINK I KNOW WHAT IT IS. I'M SORRY ABOUT THE JOKE. 447 00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:20,493 - IT'S OBVIOUSLY NOT-- - I-- I DIDN'T REALLY CARE ABOUT THE JOKE. 448 00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,362 THAT'S NOT WHY I GOT UP AND LEFT. 449 00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:24,197 ACTUALLY, THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 450 00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:26,499 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE NOTICED OR NOT, 451 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:29,035 EVERY TIME AFTER MY MOM TAKES A SIP OF SOMETHING, 452 00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:31,238 SHE MAKES THIS REALLY OBNOXIOUS SOUND. 453 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:33,573 SHE SMACKS HER LIPS TOGETHER AND DOES THIS LITTLE 454 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:34,874 "AHH" THING. 455 00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:36,243 - HUH. - HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT? 456 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,810 - I HAVE NOTICED, YEAH. - IT'S AWFUL. 457 00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:39,879 - "AHH." RIGHT? ISN'T THAT IT? - IT'S HORRIBLE. 458 00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:42,849 IT'S HUMILIATING. ALL OF MY FRIENDS MAKE FUN OF ME IN THE MORNING 459 00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:46,319 WHEN SHE DROPS ME OFF. I JUST-- I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. 460 00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:48,455 SOMEONE HAS TO TELL HER TO STOP AND IT HAS TO BE YOU, 461 00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:50,189 BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN STAND UP TO HER. 462 00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:51,791 LOOK, I'M FLATTERED, KID, 463 00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:54,927 THAT YOU WOULD CONSIDER ME FOR SUCH A DELICATE ASSIGNMENT, 464 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,029 BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU I'M-- 465 00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:59,366 ( tisks ) I'M OUT OF THAT BUSINESS. 466 00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:02,235 - ASK YOUR FATHER, HE'LL DO IT. - MY DAD IS SPINELESS. 467 00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:03,936 HE CAN'T STAND UP TO HER. HE'S SCARED OF HER. 468 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,872 YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DO IT. 469 00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:08,074 AS TEMPTING AS IT IS, KID, 470 00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:11,210 I'M NOT YOUR MAN. 471 00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:13,380 BUT YOU-- BUT YOU-- 472 00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:23,790 SO I GUESS YOU WON'T BE PLAYING GOLF ON SATURDAY. 473 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,492 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - I COULDN'T HELP 474 00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:27,527 BUT OVERHEAR SOME OF THE CONVERSATION YOU WERE HAVING 475 00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:32,332 WITH MY DAD. AND IT SEEMS IF RON WERE TO FIND OUT ABOUT HIS WIFE, 476 00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:35,502 THEN YOUR LITTLE GOLF GAME WOULD BE CALLED OFF. 477 00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:39,906 - YOU WOULD DO THAT? - TRY ME. 478 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:44,411 - ALL RIGHT. - SO YOU'RE GONNA TALK TO MY MOM? 479 00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:47,547 - I'LL TALK TO YOUR MOM. - GOOD. 480 00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:51,484 BOY, YOU REALLY ARE YOUR MOTHER'S DAUGHTER, AREN'T YOU? 481 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:55,355 YEAH, NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY DRIVEWAY, YOU BALD PRICK. 482 00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:02,061 FUCK ME, YOU FUCKING JEW! 483 00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:03,663 - ( moaning ) - FILTHY JEW. 484 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,998 - FILTHY JEW. - FILTHY FUCKING JEW! 485 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,601 YOU ZIONIST PIG. YOU OCCUPYING FUCK. 486 00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:11,438 - OCCUPY THIS. YEAH. - YEAH, I'M AN OCCUPIER. I'M AN OCCUPIER. 487 00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:14,206 I'M GOING TO FUCK THE JEW OUT OF YOU. 488 00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:16,242 - YEAH. - WELL, THAT'S NOT SO EASY. 489 00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:19,346 YOU WANT TO FUCK ME LIKE ISRAEL FUCKED MY COUNTRY? 490 00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:23,416 - SHOW ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT! - THIS REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING THEODOR HERZL ONCE SAID. 491 00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:26,285 - SHALOM, L.D. - ( Shara moaning ) 492 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:32,492 YEAH, TAKE IT, JEW. TAKE IT, JEW. 493 00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:33,593 OH! 494 00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:36,329 FUCK ME, YOU JEW BASTARD! 495 00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:40,066 FUCK ME LIKE ISRAEL FUCKS MY PEOPLE! 496 00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:41,768 SHOW ME THE PROMISED LAND, HUH? 497 00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:43,736 LABE, SON OF NAT. 498 00:21:43,836 --> 00:21:46,105 KEEP MY FATHER OUT OF IT, WILL YOU? 499 00:21:46,205 --> 00:21:49,976 - YOU CIRCUMCISED FUCK. - OH! OH! 500 00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:52,712 Larry: "WE SEEK HIM HERE, WE SEEK HIM THERE, 501 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:55,382 THOSE FRENCHIES SEEK HIM EVERYWHERE, 502 00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:59,085 IS HE IN HEAVEN, IS HE IN HELL? 503 00:21:59,185 --> 00:22:04,090 THAT DAMNED ELUSIVE PIMPERNEL." 504 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:09,161 FUNKMAN. LOOK WHO'S HERE. 505 00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:11,998 WELL WELL. 506 00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:15,768 MARTIN, SHARA. 507 00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:19,539 SHARA, MARTIN. 508 00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:24,343 ALL RIGHT THEN. SHALL WE? 509 00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:26,178 ( door opens ) 510 00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:28,114 GOOD NIGHT. 511 00:22:35,321 --> 00:22:38,157 - PROBLEM? - "FUCK ME, JEW BASTARD"? 512 00:22:38,257 --> 00:22:40,727 YEAH, SMALL PRICE TO PAY 513 00:22:40,827 --> 00:22:44,464 FOR THE BEST SEX I'VE EVER HAD ANYWHERE. 514 00:22:44,564 --> 00:22:46,032 THIS WOMAN IS AMAZING. 515 00:22:46,132 --> 00:22:47,600 WHEN DID YOU HAVE YOUR ORGASM? 516 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,802 WHEN SHE SAID SHE'D FUCK THE JEW OUT OF YOU? 517 00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:52,472 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. THE PENIS DOESN'T CARE 518 00:22:52,572 --> 00:22:54,874 ABOUT RACE, CREED AND COLOR. 519 00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:57,243 THE PENIS WANTS TO GET TO HIS HOMELAND. 520 00:22:57,343 --> 00:22:58,645 IT WANTS TO GO HOME. 521 00:22:58,745 --> 00:23:01,047 I CAME OVER HERE FOR ANOTHER REASON. 522 00:23:01,147 --> 00:23:04,216 RABBI STEIN SAID THAT I CAN'T PLAY 523 00:23:04,316 --> 00:23:08,521 IN THE GOLF TOURNAMENT SATURDAY BECAUSE I HAVE TO HONOR THE SABBATH. 524 00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:09,856 YOU'RE KOUFAXING US? 525 00:23:09,956 --> 00:23:12,258 WELL, IF YOU'RE SAYING THAT YOUR BEST PLAYER 526 00:23:12,358 --> 00:23:15,628 IS UNABLE TO PLAY BECAUSE IT'S THE SABBATH, YES, I'M KOUFAXING YOU. 527 00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:17,530 SO YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET SOMEONE ELSE. 528 00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:19,666 THE TOURNAMENT WON'T LET US GET ANYBODY ELSE, 529 00:23:19,766 --> 00:23:22,469 AND IF YOU DON'T PLAY, WE ALL DROP OUT. IT'S OVER FOR US. 530 00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:26,138 I'M FOLLOWING HER LEAD. SHE TOLD ME WHAT I HAVE TO DO. 531 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:29,108 - I CAN'T PLAY. - WHAT IF I TALKED TO THE RABBI? 532 00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:31,277 I'D LOVE YOU TO. SHE'S IN THE VALLEY OFF OF BROOKHURST. 533 00:23:31,377 --> 00:23:34,113 AND IF SHE GIVES THE OKAY, WOULD YOU PLAY? 534 00:23:34,213 --> 00:23:36,148 I'LL BE THERE. 535 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,752 OUR FRIENDSHIP IS ABOUT THAT MUCH NOW. 536 00:23:39,852 --> 00:23:42,021 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT! IF YOU YOU DON'T PLAY IN THAT GOLF TOURNAMENT, 537 00:23:42,121 --> 00:23:45,692 - IT'S OVER! HOW ABOUT THAT?! - WHY DON'T YOU GO WRAP YOUR HEAD IN A TOWEL? 538 00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:47,293 YOU'RE NOT EVEN A MAN ANYMORE! 539 00:23:47,393 --> 00:23:50,930 MOMMY RABBI SAYS DON'T PLAY, LITTLE BOY! 540 00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:52,465 DON'T YOU TELL ME TO GET OUT OF YOUR-- 541 00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:55,034 HEY, YOU DROPPED YOUR YARMULKE! 542 00:23:55,134 --> 00:23:57,637 OH MY GOD! YARMULKE ALERT! 543 00:23:57,737 --> 00:24:02,074 OH! SIRENS! YARMULKE ON THE FLOOR! OH! 544 00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:17,189 ( slurps ) MMM. 545 00:24:20,159 --> 00:24:23,496 - CAN I HAVE THE WEINSTEIN FILE? - OH, I'LL GET IT FOR YOU. 546 00:24:23,596 --> 00:24:25,632 AND LARRY DAVID'S HERE. 547 00:24:25,732 --> 00:24:28,835 - COME ON IN. - OH, WELL, I CAME A LITTLE EARLY. 548 00:24:28,935 --> 00:24:30,670 - I WAS GONNA FINISH MY LUNCH. - WELL, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 549 00:24:30,770 --> 00:24:33,506 - YOU CAN FINISH IN MY OFFICE. - OKAY. 550 00:24:35,407 --> 00:24:36,543 IS THAT AL-ABBAS CHICKEN? 551 00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:40,079 OH. YEAH. FANTASTIC. 552 00:24:43,082 --> 00:24:46,418 - THAT LOOKS DELICIOUS. - YEAH. YOU DON'T MIND? 553 00:24:46,519 --> 00:24:49,989 - YOU'RE SURE YOU DON'T MIND? HUH? - NO. NO NO, FINISH YOUR LUNCH. 554 00:24:50,089 --> 00:24:54,226 YOU KNOW, I KNOW WE HAVE OUR PROBLEMS WITH THESE PEOPLE 555 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:58,430 BUT, MAN, OH MAN, THEY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING CHICKENWISE. 556 00:24:58,531 --> 00:24:59,766 WELL, KEEP THAT AWAY FROM ME NO MATTER WHAT. 557 00:24:59,866 --> 00:25:03,002 - ( chuckles ) - OKAY. 558 00:25:10,910 --> 00:25:12,945 - GIVE IT TO ME! - YOU SAID, "NO MATTER WHAT"! 559 00:25:13,045 --> 00:25:16,082 - GIVE ME THAT! GIVE ME THAT! - RABBI! NO, LET GO! 560 00:25:19,185 --> 00:25:21,053 - WE ARE PLAYING SO GREAT. - I'M HAVING A BLAST. 561 00:25:21,153 --> 00:25:22,922 - ARE YOU? HUH? - I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER PLAYED BETTER. 562 00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:26,025 - YOU HAVEN'T MISSED A FAIRWAY. - HEY, I'M TIRED OF ASKING. 563 00:25:26,125 --> 00:25:27,960 HOW DID YOU GET THE RABBI TO LET ME PLAY? 564 00:25:28,060 --> 00:25:30,997 - I CAN'T TELL YOU. - NO, PLEASE TELL ME. 565 00:25:31,097 --> 00:25:35,334 ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST SAY I HAD SOMETHING SHE REALLY WANTED. 566 00:25:35,434 --> 00:25:37,036 YOU MADE A TRADE WITH THE RABBI? 567 00:25:37,136 --> 00:25:39,572 - YEAH, I MADE A TRADE. - WELL, I'M GLAD YOU DID. 568 00:25:39,672 --> 00:25:41,908 HEY, I JUST FOUND OUT THE KLEIN TEAM BLEW UP. 569 00:25:42,008 --> 00:25:43,776 WE'RE FOUR STROKES AHEAD AFTER THIS HOLE. 570 00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:45,511 ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS FINISH ON 18 AND WE WIN. 571 00:25:45,612 --> 00:25:47,980 - IT'S A LOCK. - FANTASTIC! 572 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,650 - IT'S A LOCK. - WE'RE GONNA WIN A TOURNAMENT. 573 00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:52,051 WE'RE GONNA WIN A TOURNAMENT. 574 00:25:52,151 --> 00:25:54,587 - COME ON, LARRY. - Jeff: LET'S GO, DADDY-O. 575 00:25:54,687 --> 00:25:56,923 - Funkhouser: NO PRESSURE, L.D. ALL WE NEED IS A TWO-PUTT. - Ron: COME ON, LARRY. 576 00:25:57,023 --> 00:25:59,191 - JEFF. - Funkhouser: LET'S GET TO 18. 577 00:26:00,993 --> 00:26:03,596 - OKAY. - Funkhouser: INSIDE LEFT, L.D. 578 00:26:03,696 --> 00:26:05,665 - RELAX. - Ron: TAKE IT. 579 00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:11,337 AHH. 580 00:26:19,946 --> 00:26:21,480 - HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 581 00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:23,415 - ONE SECOND, ONE SECOND, ONE SECOND. - LARRY. 582 00:26:23,515 --> 00:26:25,718 - Funkhouser: WHAT'S GOING ON? - WHAT? 583 00:26:25,818 --> 00:26:27,754 I GOTTA TELL YOU SOMETHING. YOU KNOW, 584 00:26:27,854 --> 00:26:30,089 EVERY TIME YOU TAKE A SIP... 585 00:26:30,189 --> 00:26:32,725 - YEAH? - ...YOU MAKE THIS NOISE-- "AHH." 586 00:26:32,825 --> 00:26:36,062 - I'M ENJOYING IT. - EH. IT'S KINDA ANNOYING. 587 00:26:36,162 --> 00:26:38,330 - WHY ARE YOU SAYING THIS TO ME? - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 588 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:40,399 - JEFF DIDN'T PUT YOU UP TO THIS? - WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT? 589 00:26:40,499 --> 00:26:42,434 - OF COURSE NOT. - 'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT JUST GONNA INTERRUPT YOUR SHOT 590 00:26:42,534 --> 00:26:45,071 AND COME OVER AND SAY SOMETHING TO ME UNLESS JEFF PUT YOU UP TO IT. 591 00:26:45,171 --> 00:26:47,273 - NO, HE DIDN'T PUT EM UP TO IT. - JEFF, DID YOU SAY SOMETHING? 592 00:26:47,373 --> 00:26:49,341 - I SAID NOTHING. - Susie: EVERY LITTLE THING I DO ANNOY-- 593 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:51,410 - Jeff: OH, STOP IT. - WHAT ABOUT WHEN YOU'RE EATING 594 00:26:51,510 --> 00:26:53,379 - AND YOU'RE SHOVELING YOUR FAT FUCKING FACE? - I'M HUNGRY! 595 00:26:53,479 --> 00:26:55,047 - DO I EVER SAY A WORD? - WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? 596 00:26:55,147 --> 00:26:56,315 YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU, DON'T COME HOME TONIGHT. 597 00:26:56,415 --> 00:26:57,784 - DON'T COME HOME? - MOM! 598 00:26:57,884 --> 00:26:59,485 - I'M SICK OF YOUR BULLSHIT! - MOM, MOM. MOM, NO. 599 00:26:59,585 --> 00:27:02,689 HE DIDN'T SAY IT. IT WAS ME. I TOLD LARRY TO TELL YOU. 600 00:27:02,789 --> 00:27:04,924 YOU TOLD-- WELL, WHY WOULD HE SAY SOMETHING? 601 00:27:05,024 --> 00:27:07,159 - I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. - 'CAUSE I TOLD HIM IF HE DIDN'T TELL YOU 602 00:27:07,259 --> 00:27:10,062 THEN I'D SAY SOMETHING ABOUT EDDIE AND ILENE HAVING AN AFFAIR. 603 00:27:10,162 --> 00:27:12,865 - WHAT?! EDDIE AND ILENE ARE HAVING AN AFFAIR?! - ( murmuring ) 604 00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:16,135 - YOU'RE FUCKING MY HUSBAND?! - SHIT. 605 00:27:16,235 --> 00:27:18,805 WHAT? ILENE, ARE YOU SERIOUS? THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS! 606 00:27:18,905 --> 00:27:21,340 THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT A FRIEND?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! 607 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:24,410 L.O.L., HONEY! L.O.L.! FUCK YOU! YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK THIS WHOLE THING! 608 00:27:24,510 --> 00:27:26,679 - I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. I'M SO SORRY! - WHAT? 609 00:27:26,779 --> 00:27:29,782 - I'M SO SORRY, HONEY! - Larry: WHERE YOU GOING? 610 00:27:29,882 --> 00:27:31,818 - WE'VE GOT ONE HOLE LEFT! - Ron: FUCK THIS GAME! 611 00:27:31,918 --> 00:27:35,021 - IT'S A LOCK! ONE HOLE! - HONEY, WAIT! COME BACK, COME BACK! 612 00:27:35,121 --> 00:27:37,489 Larry: COME BACK! WHERE YOU GOING?! 613 00:27:37,589 --> 00:27:39,591 ONE MORE HOLE! 614 00:27:39,692 --> 00:27:41,961 ( cars honking ) 615 00:27:46,699 --> 00:27:49,802 - WHAT'S GOING ON? - WE'RE REROUTING TRAFFIC FOR A PROTEST RALLY-- 616 00:27:49,902 --> 00:27:52,872 SOME PALESTINIAN CHICKEN PLACE OPENING UP NEXT TO A DELI. 617 00:27:52,972 --> 00:27:55,107 CAN YOU MOVE FORWARD, PLEASE? 618 00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:58,677 ( all yelling ) 619 00:28:21,801 --> 00:28:23,569 LARRY! COME! JOIN US OVER HERE! 620 00:28:23,669 --> 00:28:24,971 COME WITH US. YOU'RE A JEW. 621 00:28:25,071 --> 00:28:27,573 NO, LARRY. COME TO THIS SIDE AND I'M YOURS. 622 00:28:27,673 --> 00:28:29,341 LARRY, I'M YOURS WHENEVER YOU WANT. 623 00:28:29,441 --> 00:28:32,344 - COME OVER HERE. - LARRY, YOU BELONG WITH US. 624 00:28:32,444 --> 00:28:34,847 - COME! - WHAT'S THE MATTER? THERE'S NO DECISION. 625 00:28:34,947 --> 00:28:37,850 - GET OVER HERE! - LARRY, I HAVE A SISTER. 626 00:28:37,950 --> 00:28:40,987 YOU, ME AND JASMINE-- THE THREE OF US. 627 00:28:41,087 --> 00:28:43,122 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH! JUST GET THE FUCK OVER HERE! 628 00:28:43,222 --> 00:28:44,556 - JUST GET THE FUCK OVER HERE. STOP BEING AN IDIOT. - Shara: LARRY. 629 00:28:44,656 --> 00:28:45,792 - LARRY, COME OVER HERE. - Susie: LARRY! 630 00:28:45,892 --> 00:28:47,393 - DON'T BE A DICK. - GET OVER HERE! 631 00:28:47,493 --> 00:28:49,028 - Shara: DON'T LISTEN TO THEM! - DON'T BE A DICK. 632 00:28:49,128 --> 00:28:52,231 - GET OVER HERE! - Shara: ANYTHING YOU WANT. 633 00:28:52,331 --> 00:28:54,600 - LARRY, ANYTHING YOU WANT. - Funkhouser: GET OVER HERE. 634 00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:57,036 ( music playing ) 53301

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