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( music playing )
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- AH. OH! NICE.
- HUH? HUH?
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- SEE? RIGHT?
- THAT WAS NICE.
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- YOU KNOW WHAT?
- WHAT?
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- I THINK THIS IS OUR YEAR.
- I THINK YOU'RE LOOKING
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AT THE FIVE-MAN TEAM
CLUB CHAMPIONS.
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Man:
I THINK WE'RE THE TEAM
TO BEAT. I REALLY DO.
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I REALLY THINK WE HAVE
A GREAT CHANCE THIS YEAR.
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- I AGREE.
- SO, UH, ARE YOU READY
TO GO? I GOTTA GO.
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- WHY?
- YOU'VE GOTTA GO?
TAKE IT EASY.
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NO, I'VE JUST GOTTA GET BACK.
I TOLD ILENE I'D BE BACK
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- AT A CERTAIN TIME.
- HOW DID I KNOW THAT?
"I TOLD ILENE.
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- I'VE GOTTA GET BACK."
- OKAY.
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ON THE WAY, WE'LL PICK UP
A NEW COCK FOR YOU, OKAY?
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- THANK YOU, EDDIE.
- ( all laugh )
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SO LISTEN, WHY DON'T
WE GET TOGETHER AT MY
PLACE TOMORROW NIGHT--
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DINNER, BRING THE WIVES?
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- A PRE-TOURNAMENT DINNER.
I LIKE IT.
- Jeff: SURE.
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WHAT ABOUT FUNKHOUSER?
WILL YOU CALL HIM?
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I'LL CALL HIM.
HE'LL BE THERE TOMORROW.
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- OKAY.
- WHERE HAS HE BEEN?
HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT
THE HELL HE'S DOING.
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- HE HASN'T PRACTICED FOR--
- LIKE A MONTH I HAVEN'T
SEEN HIM OUT HERE.
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- NO ONE'S SEEN HIM!
- WHAT DOES HE THINK?
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HE'S JUST GONNA COME
OUT HERE ON SATURDAY
AND PLAY GREAT?
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- I DON'T GET IT.
- Jeff: HE IS GREAT,
BUT IS HE THAT GREAT?
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- Eddie:
I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
- ALL RIGHT.
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- I GOTTA--
I'M SORRY, I GOTTA GO.
- SEE YOU GUYS LATER.
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- SEE YOU, GUYS.
- OKAY OKAY.
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JEEZ. IS THERE ANYTHING
MORE PATHETIC
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THAN A COWERING,
EMASCULATED JEW WHO HAS
TO RUN HOME TO HIS WIFE?
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- I WOULD AGREE WITH YOU.
- THAT POOR FUCK.
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IMAGINE HOW HE'D BE
IF HE WAS MARRIED TO SUSIE.
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HE'D HAVE PEE STAINS
ON HIS PANTS CONSTANTLY.
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- HE'D BE
IN HER PURSE. YOU KNOW?
- HE'D BE IN HER PURSE.
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HE HAS NO BALLS.
I HAVE A SOLID SINGLE BALL.
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- YEAH, YOU'VE GOT ONE BALL.
- I'VE GOT ONE SOLID BALL.
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- HEY, LET'S GET
SOMETHING TO EAT.
- OKAY.
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UM, YOU WANT TO TRY OUT THAT
PALESTINIAN CHICKEN PLACE?
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LET'S DO IT.
THAT'S ALL I'VE EVER HEARD
IS HOW GREAT IT IS.
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FANTASTIC.
OKAY, LET'S GO.
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MMM, I'VE NEVER HAD
CHICKEN LIKE THIS.
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- I DON'T KNOW WHAT
THE HELL THEY'RE DOING.
- I DON'T KNOW.
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- IT'S UNLIKE ANYTHING
I'VE EVER EVEN TASTED.
- WHAT ABOUT THIS PLACE?
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LOOK AT
THESE POSTERS, HUH?
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Jeff:
YEAH, THEY DO NOT
LIKE THE JEWS.
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- LOOK AT THAT ONE.
- OOH.
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Larry:
WE'RE PROBABLY THE ONLY
JEWS EVER WALKED IN HERE.
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Jeff:
EVER. WHAT THESE
PEOPLE SHOULD DO
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IS SEND THEIR CHICKEN
OVER TO ISRAEL.
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- FOR THE PEACE PROCESS.
- MM-HMM.
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THEY'D TAKE DOWN
ALL THOSE SETTLEMENTS
IN THE MORNING.
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BELIEVE ME.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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THIS WOULD BE
A FANTASTIC PLACE
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FOR JEWS WHO ARE
CHEATING ON THEIR SPOUSES
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- TO COME TO.
- OH YEAH.
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BECAUSE NO JEWS
EVER COME HERE.
THEY'D BE SO SAFE.
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NO ONE YOU KNOW IS
EVER GONNA SEE YOU HERE.
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- YOU WOULD NEVER
GET CAUGHT.
- EVER.
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LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE PLANNING
THE NEXT INTIFADA
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AT THIS TABLE,
BUT LOOK AT THIS WOMAN.
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COULD BE
THE NEXT MRS. DAVID.
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- WHAT DO
YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?
- IF BY SOME CHANCE
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SHE'S GONNA GET OVER
HER ANTI-SEMITISM,
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- ODDS ARE NOT WITH YOU, NO.
- NOT WITH ME? REALLY?
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- JUST MY GUT FEELING.
- YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?
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YOU'RE ALWAYS ATTRACTED
TO SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T
WANT YOU, RIGHT?
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- RIGHT.
- WELL, HERE YOU HAVE SOMEBODY
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WHO NOT ONLY
DOESN'T WANT YOU,
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DOESN'T EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE
YOUR RIGHT TO EXIST...
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- EXIST, YUP.
- ...WANTS YOUR DESTRUCTION.
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THAT'S A TURN-ON.
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- ( crashes )
- OH MY GOD!
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( sighs )
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( tisks )
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SHE ALMOST TOOK
MY HEAD OFF, BUT I DON'T
LIKE THOSE TEACHERS.
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I DON'T. TURN THE BOYS
INTO GIRLS AND--
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- NO, YOU KNOW WHAT?
THEY'RE DOING THEIR BEST.
- I HAVE TO SAY--
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- HEY!
- WELL WELL.
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- HEY. HELLO.
- WELCOME.
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- HELLO.
- OH MY GOD,
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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- THANK YOU.
YES, I'M SERIOUS.
- CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?
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- IT'S BEEN LIKE A YEAR
HE HASN'T SEEN ME.
- A LOT, I KNOW.
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- SHE LOST A LOT.
- ABOUT 60, 65 LBS.
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- Susie and Jeff: WOW.
- UNBELIEVABLE.
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- HOW'D YOU DO IT?
- I WALKED,
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I WATCH WHAT I EAT
AND DISCIPLINE.
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- A LOT OF CELERY.
- CELERY. JEFF, YOU HEAR THAT?
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- CELERY.
- YEAH, I HEARD CELERY.
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- I'M JUST SAYING.
- YOU'RE JUST SAYING?
YOU'RE JUST ANNOYING.
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- BY THE WAY, WHO'S GOT
THE SILVER LEXUS?
- RON, WHY?
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OH. HE'S NOT GONNA
LIKE IT.
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- Jeff: YOU HIT IT?
- I'M AFRAID SO.
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OH GOD,
HE JUST GOT THAT CAR.
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I'M SO STUPID.
I TRIED TO BACK UP
WITH MIRRORS ONLY.
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- WHY?
- I CHALLENGED MYSELF
TO JUST USE MIRRORS
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- AND IT DIDN'T WORK.
- WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS,
THE FIRECRACKER 400?
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- IT'S A DRIVEWAY.
- ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA
BREAK THE NEWS TO HIM.
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Eddie: ALL RIGHT.
HEY, FUNKHOUSER'S
IN THERE TOO.
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HE'S GOT A LITTLE
SURPRISE FOR YOU.
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- HEY. HOW'S IT GOING?
- HEY, LARRY, HOW ARE YOU?
NICE TO SEE YOU.
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- YEAH, HI.
- YOU REMEMBER MY WIFE
ILENE, RIGHT?
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- SURE, YEAH. HI.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
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WE WERE JUST TALKING
ABOUT THE GOLF TOURNAMENT.
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THANK YOU FOR ALLOWING
HIM TO PLAY IN IT.
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- UH-HUH.
- YEAH, NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
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HEY, LISTEN,
I'M SORRY TO HAVE
TO TELL YOU THIS,
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BUT I-- I KINDA BANGED
INTO YOUR CAR.
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- HOW DID YOU HIT MY CAR?
- I BACKED INTO IT. I'M SORRY.
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- THAT'S MY NEW LEXUS.
- I KNOW. I'LL PAY FOR IT.
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HOW DID
HE HIT YOUR CAR?
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- RON, WHAT DID I SAY WHEN
WE DROVE INTO THE DRIVEWAY?
- I KNOW.
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"NOT ENOUGH SPACE.
IF YOU PARK THERE,
SOMEONE'S GONNA HIT YOU."
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YEAH, NO, IT'S MY--
IT'S MY FAULT.
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IT'S MY-- I'LL PAY
FOR THE WHOLE THING.
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I'M JUST GONNA TAKE
A LOOK AT IT.
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- OH GOD.
NEXT TIME WHEN I SAY...
- Ron: I KNOW.
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- ..."DON'T PARK THERE,"
LISTEN.
- Ron: OKAY.
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- SAMMI? HI.
- OH HEY, LARRY.
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- ( chuckles )
- SHALOM.
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ALL RIGHT,
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
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- WHAT?
- THE YARMULKE.
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I WENT THROUGH A BIT
OF A MIDLIFE CRISIS
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AND I REDEDICATED
MY LIFE TO JUDAISM.
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- ARE YOU FOR REAL?
- I HAD A LOT OF SCHPILKAS
IN MY LIFE
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AND I DIDN'T REALIZE IT.
I WENT TO RABBI STEIN.
DO YOU KNOW HER?
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- NO, I DON'T.
- PHENOMENAL.
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I GO THERE EVERY NIGHT.
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WE TALK.
SHE'S INVIGORATING ME.
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IS THAT WHY YOU HAVEN'T
BEEN PRACTICING?
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WE'RE DEPENDING ON YOU.
I HOPE YOU'VE GOT YOUR SWING.
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- I'M READY.
I'M ALWAYS READY.
- OH REALLY?
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WHEN ARE YOU GONNA
COME BACK TO EARTH, HUH?
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I'M LIVING
UNDER A MITZVAH.
YOU HAVE NONE OF THAT.
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( softly )
HEY, LET ME
ASK YOU SOMETHING.
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WHAT THE HELL IS
SHE DOING HERE?
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Funkhouser:
WHY SHOULDN'T SHE BE HERE?
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
IT'S A DINNER PARTY
FOR ADULTS.
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- HEY, DINNER'S UP.
- Larry: HEY.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I HAVE A CHALLAH IN THE CAR
THAT I'LL BRING IN.
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ALL RIGHT.
SO, YOU HUNGRY?
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- STARVING.
- GOOD, WE'VE GOT
A GREAT MEAL
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AND SOME FABULOUS DESSERTS,
WHICH BY THE WAY
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I NEED YOU TO KEEP ME
AWAY FROM NO MATTER WHAT.
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- OKAY.
- YEAH, 'CAUSE I PUT
A LOT OF TIME INTO THIS.
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- I NEED A DESSERT REFEREE.
- ALL RIGHT, I'M YOUR GUY.
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- YOU PROMISE?
- YEAH, I PROMISE.
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- OKAY, I'M COUNTING ON YOU.
- ALL RIGHT.
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( chanting prayer
in Hebrew )
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- Eddie and Juliet: AMEN.
- NOW THE WINE.
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- Larry: WHAT?
- OKAY.
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- ( praying )
- NO WAY. NO WAY.
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THAT'S ENOUGH.
COME ON. NO.
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- I'M HUNGRY.
- WELL, YOU CAN'T DRINK
THE WINE WITHOUT THE PRAYER.
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OH, YOU CAN'T?
REALLY? WATCH THIS.
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- ( Eddie laughs )
- MMM.
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- I'M WITH LARRY ON THIS.
- I GUESS WE'RE DRINKING.
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TO THE FIVE-MAN
CLUB CHAMPIONSHIP.
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- HEAR HEAR.
- NOW YOU'RE THINKING.
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- Ron: ABSOLUTE, BUD.
NO DOUBT.
- AHH.
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- Eddie: CHEERS.
- Juliet: EVERYBODY EAT UP.
COME ON.
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OH, DID YOU GUYS
HEAR ABOUT THIS?
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DO YOU KNOW THAT--
THE CHICKEN PLACE
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IN WESTWOOD,
THE PALESTINIAN ONE?
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- AL-- WHAT IS IT CALLED?
- AL-ABBAS BEST ORIGINAL
CHICKEN.
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AL-ABBAS BEST
ORIGINAL CHICKEN.
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THEY'RE OPENING UP
A SECOND LOCATION
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RIGHT NEXT DOOR
TO GOLDBLATT'S DELI.
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- OVER MY DEAD BODY.
- I'M SURE THAT WOULDN'T
BOTHER THEM.
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- ( guys laugh )
- L.O.L., JEFF.
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- L.O.L.
- ( Jeff chuckles )
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Funkhouser:
HOW IN THE WORLD,
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CAN THEY DARE
OPEN UP A PALESTINIAN
CHICKEN RESTAURANT
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NEXT TO THE SACRED LAND
OF THAT DELI?
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HEY, THIS IS AMERICA.
THEY CAN DO WHATEVER
THEY WANT.
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- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- Ilene: IT'S JUST CHICKEN.
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I MEAN, THEY CAN
LEGALLY DO IT, TRUE.
BUT SHOULD THEY?
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- YEAH, THEY SHOULD.
YEAH, THEY SHOULD.
- Ilene: EXACTLY.
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IT'S INSENSITIVE.
WHY CAN'T THEY OPEN IT
A FEW BLOCKS UPTOWN?
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THEY SHOULD MOVE IT
A MILE AWAY.
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I HEAR THE CHICKEN'S
REALLY GOOD, BY THE WAY.
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- I HEARD THAT TOO. VERY GOOD.
- DIDN'T YOU HEAR THAT?
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- Ron: WHAT DOES IT MATTER?
- I HEAR IT'S THE BEST
CHICKEN EVER.
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I TELL YOU WHAT I HEARD.
THERE'S GONNA BE
A RALLY NEXT WEEK
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AT THIS NEW LOCATION
THEY'RE TRYING TO OPEN.
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WE SHOULD ALL SHOW UP
AT THE RALLY AND TRY TO
STOP THEM FROM OPENING IT.
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- Funkhouser: COUNT ME IN.
- JEFF, WE'RE GOING, OKAY?
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- WHATEVER YOU SAY, DARLING.
- WE'RE GOING.
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JEFF AND I ARE IN.
WE'RE IN ON THE RALLY.
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I'M GONNA MAKE PLACARDS
AND EVERYTHING.
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I'LL LOVE TO JOIN YOU,
BUT I'M ALREADY COMMITTED
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TO THE RALLY ON
THE OTHER SIDE OF GOLDBLATT'S
AT THE GERMAN PLACE.
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- ( all laugh )
- Susie: YEAH, OKAY.
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- IT'S GOOD, YEAH?
HOW ARE THE POTATOES?
- Ron: MMM, DELICIOUS.
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- Susie: DELISH.
- I'D SAY THE POTATOES
ARE A LITTLE COLD.
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- ( Ron chuckles ) WOW, LARRY.
- THE BEEF IS DELICIOUS.
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- LARRY, WHAT?
- Juliet: THEY'RE NOT--
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- THEY'RE NOT COLD.
- WHAT? WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
199
00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:04,685
- THE CHUTZPAH, MAN.
- DO YOU WANT ME TO WARM
THEM UP FOR YOU?
200
00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:07,454
NOT AT ALL. NOT AT ALL.
HEY, I GOT A GOOD JOKE.
201
00:08:07,555 --> 00:08:10,357
THIS IS RIGHT UP
YOUR ALLEY, OKAY, FUNKMAN?
202
00:08:10,457 --> 00:08:13,727
A WOMAN GOES
TO A GYNECOLOGIST. HE SAYS,
"GET UP ON THE TABLE,
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PUT YOUR FEET IN THE STIRRUPS
AND SPREAD YOUR LEGS WIDE."
204
00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:19,432
HE GOES,
"MY GOD, MRS. JOHNSON,
YOU'VE GOT A BIG VAGINA."
205
00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:21,602
- WHOA WHOA WHOA! LARRY.
- ( Jeff laughs )
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00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:25,005
- WHAT?
- SAMMI'S HERE, OKAY?
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00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:26,940
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
IT'S JUST A LITTLE JOKE.
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00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:30,210
- AHH.
- Funkhouser:
AND WHAT HAPPENS?
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00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:32,279
EXCUSE ME.
210
00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:38,051
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU? TELLING A JOKE
LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF HER.
211
00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:40,754
WHAT ARE YOU
BRINGING YOUR DAUGHTER
TO AN ADULT DINNER PARTY FOR?
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SHE'S AN ADULT.
SHE CAN COME TO
AN ADULT DINNER PARTY.
213
00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:44,958
SHE'S AN ADULT?
IF SHE'S AN ADULT, WHY CAN'T
SHE HEAR A DIRTY JOKE?
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00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:46,794
- THERE'S A LEVEL, OKAY?
- Larry: A LEVEL?
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00:08:46,894 --> 00:08:49,062
- YEAH.
- OH, THERE'S A LEVEL
OF BEING AN ADULT?
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00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:53,066
SHE'S AN ADULT WHEN
SHE TURNS 13 OR LEARNS
TO MAKE HER FIRST LATKES.
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00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:56,236
- ( laughter )
- L.O.L.
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00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:11,318
( chatting )
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00:09:16,256 --> 00:09:17,625
( both laugh )
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00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:19,226
- NO NO NO.
NO NO NO.
- HUH-UH-UH.
221
00:09:19,326 --> 00:09:21,595
- I'M JUST
GONNA HAVE A BITE.
- OH NO NO NO NO NO.
222
00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:23,363
- JUST A BITE. COME ON.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
223
00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:27,267
YOU TOLD ME
SPECIFICALLY NOT TO
LET YOU HAVE ANY DESSERT.
224
00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:29,402
I APPRECIATE IT, LARRY,
BUT I CHANGED MY MIND.
225
00:09:29,502 --> 00:09:31,171
AH! YES YES YES,
226
00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:34,407
- BUT YOU SAID
"NO MATTER WHAT," OKAY?
- BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
227
00:09:34,507 --> 00:09:37,410
I'M CHANGING IT,
AND NOW I'M SAYING
THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME.
228
00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:39,980
- I'M GONNA HAVE SOME CAKE.
- NO NO, BUT YOU CAN'T
CHANGE IT.
229
00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:43,016
THAT'S WHY YOU SAY
"NO MATTER WHAT."
THIS IS THE WHAT.
230
00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:45,552
- BUT NOW--
- THAT'S WHY YOU ASKED ME
AND NOT THESE OTHER PEOPLE,
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00:09:45,653 --> 00:09:48,622
- BECAUSE YOU KNEW
I WOULDN'T LET YOU.
- WHAT WHAT WHAT? LARRY.
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- GIVE ME THE CAKE!
- SHE TOLD ME NOT TO
LET HER HAVE IT, OKAY?
233
00:09:51,892 --> 00:09:54,194
SHE SAID,
"NO MATTER WHAT," OKAY?
234
00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:56,797
- LET HER HAVE IT! IT'S NONE
OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS!
- ( all shouting )
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GIVE ME
THE CAKE, LARRY!
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00:09:58,866 --> 00:10:01,735
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT ARE YOU-- AH!
237
00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:07,675
Ron:
I GOT AN ESTIMATE
ON THE CAR.
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00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:09,609
- $573?
- YEAH.
239
00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:11,745
OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT--
FORGET THE INSURANCE.
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00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:13,681
I'LL JUST WRITE YOU A CHECK.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
241
00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:15,816
WELL, I THINK
THAT'S ONE WAY TO DO IT,
242
00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:18,819
BUT LET ME PROPOSE
AN ALTERNATIVE HERE.
243
00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:21,288
INDULGE ME FOR A SECOND.
244
00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:24,658
LAST NIGHT AT
THAT DINNER PARTY, YOU--
YOU REALLY IMPRESSED ME.
245
00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:27,427
- ( scoffs ) I DID?
- WELL, YOU JUST SPEAK
YOUR MIND, YOU KNOW?
246
00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:30,063
YOU TELL PEOPLE
HOW YOU'RE FEELING,
WHAT YOU'RE THINKING--
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00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:32,265
WITH THE POTATOES,
FOR EXAMPLE. YOU KNOW?
248
00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:34,668
- HOW COLD WERE
THOSE POTATOES, BY THE WAY?
- THEY WERE FREEZING.
249
00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:37,971
I COULDN'T SAY THAT.
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN
COME OUT WITH IT, YOU KNOW?
250
00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:39,773
AND THEN JEFF
AND SUSIE WITH THE KID.
251
00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:41,274
WHAT WAS THE KID
DOING THERE, RIGHT?
252
00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:43,476
WHY DO YOU BRING
YOUR DAUGHTER TO
AN ADULT DINNER PARTY?
253
00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:45,345
EXACTLY. YOU SAY WHAT
EVERYBODY'S THINKING.
254
00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:48,849
YOU JUST COME OUT WITH IT.
IT'S IMPRESSIVE, YOU KNOW?
255
00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:51,318
WELL, YOU KNOW,
THANK YOU.
256
00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:53,120
SO I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU NOTICED
THIS LAST NIGHT,
257
00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:55,588
BUT MY WIFE ILENE,
SHE SAYS "L.O.L."
258
00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:57,324
I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU PICKED UP
ON THAT THAT.
259
00:10:57,424 --> 00:11:00,694
- OH, YES, I CERTAINLY DID
PICK UP ON THAT.
- YEAH?
260
00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:04,297
I MEAN, WHY WOULD YOU SAY
"L.O.L." INSTEAD OF JUST
LAUGHING AT SOMETHING?
261
00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:06,867
- WELL, JUST TELL
HER TO STOP SAYING IT.
- I CAN'T TELL HER THAT.
262
00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:09,069
SHE'LL KILL ME.
ARE YOU KIDDING?
263
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,938
WE'LL GET INTO A FIGHT,
IT'LL LAST FOR MONTHS.
264
00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:13,206
- SHE'S A TOUGH CUSTOMER.
- YES SHE-- YOU NOTICED THAT?
265
00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:15,275
SHE'S LIKE-- SHE'S LIKE
SUSIE'S TWIN SISTER.
266
00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,778
I KNOW. I'D JUST LIKE
TO AVOID THE WHOLE THING,
267
00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:19,546
AND I WAS
JUST WONDERING, MAYBE...
268
00:11:19,646 --> 00:11:22,249
YOU COULD SAY
IT TO HER, YOU KNOW?
269
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:25,152
YOU KNOW?
YOU JUST PUT IT OUT THERE,
'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU DO.
270
00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:27,354
AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
YOU DO THAT FOR ME,
271
00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:28,956
YOU SEE THIS ESTIMATE?
272
00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:31,024
( mimics rip )
GONE. I WILL TEAR IT UP.
273
00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:33,226
- I WILL PAY FOR IT MYSELF.
- LET ME SEE IF I'VE
GOT THIS RIGHT.
274
00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:35,428
- YEAH.
- I TELL HER TO STOP
SAYING "L.O.L."...
275
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:38,631
- YES, IT'S ANNOYING. GONE.
- ...AND YOU TEAR UP THE BILL.
276
00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:40,267
- COME ON, PLEASE. DEAL.
- YEAH?
277
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,736
- YEAH, YOU'VE GOT IT.
- IT'S A DEAL. THANK YOU
SO MUCH.
278
00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:44,738
THIS IS-- OH, YOU'VE TAKEN
A LOAD OFF MY SHOULDERS,
279
00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:46,006
- LET ME TELL YOU.
- HI, LARRY.
280
00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:47,674
- Larry: HEY.
- HI, HONEY.
281
00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:49,142
HONEY, CAN YOU GET
THE REST OF THE BAGS?
282
00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:51,945
- YEAH YEAH YEAH,
I'LL GO GET 'EM.
- Larry: OKAY.
283
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:55,482
GOD, THAT STORE WAS
SO CROWDED.
284
00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:58,752
- CROWDED?
- HOW ARE YOU?
285
00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:01,688
- NOT BAD.
- GOOD.
286
00:12:01,789 --> 00:12:03,490
I NOTICED YOU WERE
ALL ALONE AT THE PARTY.
287
00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:06,760
- OH, YOU DID NOTICE THAT?
- YEAH. ARE YOU DATING?
288
00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:08,896
- NO. NO.
- WHY NOT?
289
00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:11,198
( scoffs )
YOU KNOW WHAT?
290
00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:13,000
A DATE IS AN EXPERIENCE
YOU HAVE WITH ANOTHER PERSON
291
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:16,303
- THAT MAKES YOU APPRECIATE
BEING ALONE.
- L.O.L.
292
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,605
L.O.L.
293
00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:20,607
YOU-- YOU LIKE
SAYING THAT, DON'T YOU?
294
00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:22,342
IT'S CUTE, RIGHT?
295
00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:24,411
NO. NOT-- NOT REALLY.
296
00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:27,214
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- I MEAN, IF YOU WERE
GONNA LAUGH OUT LOUD,
297
00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:29,682
WHY AREN'T YOU
LAUGHING OUT LOUD?
WHY SAY IT?
298
00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:31,451
- WHY NOT JUST LAUGH?
- I AM LAUGHING.
299
00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:33,954
THAT'S WHAT THAT IS.
IT'S ME-- THAT'S LAUGHING.
300
00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:36,123
NO, YOU'RE SAYING "L.O.L."
YOU'RE VERBAL TEXTING.
301
00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:40,127
EXCUSE ME,
IS THIS YOUR LITTLE IDEA?
302
00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:44,464
DID MY PISSANT HUSBAND
TELL YOU TO DO THIS?
303
00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:45,833
- NO.
- YES, HE DID.
304
00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:47,567
- Larry: NO, HE DID NOT.
- YES, HE DID.
305
00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:49,436
- HE DIDN'T!
- NO, YOU'RE IN MY HOUSE,
306
00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:52,105
MY KITCHEN, TELLING
ME HOW I'M SUPPOSED TO
RESPOND TO YOUR JOKES?
307
00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:53,941
- CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
I LEFT THE GATE OPEN.
- RON, ARE YOU FUCKING
308
00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:55,242
- OUT OF YOUR MIND?
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
309
00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:57,177
DID YOU TELL HIM
TO COME OVER TO ME
310
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,379
AND TELL ME HOW I SHOULD
STOP SAYING "L.O.L."?
311
00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:01,514
DID I TELL LARRY THAT?
OF COURSE I WOULDN'T
TELL LARRY THAT.
312
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,251
- YES. OH YES, YOU WOULD.
- NO NO NO, HE'S THE GUY
WHO DOES THIS.
313
00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:06,486
Ilene:
AND YOU CARE
HOW I EXPRESS MYSELF?
314
00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:10,057
- I THINK THE WAY YOU EXPRESS
YOURSELF IS LIKE A CHILD.
- THAT'S BULLSHIT.
315
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:13,526
HE SAID HE'D FORGET ABOUT
THE MONEY FOR THE CAR,
316
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,063
WHICH IS $573,
317
00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:18,531
IF I TELL HER TO STOP
SAYING "L.O.L."
318
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,200
YOU KNOW,
IN MOST COUNTRIES,
319
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,135
YOU COULD GET
SOMEBODY KILLED FOR $573.
320
00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:24,571
I KNOW. BY THE WAY,
I WAS THIS CLOSE
321
00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:26,940
- TO TELLING HER
THE OTHER NIGHT.
- YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?
322
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,943
- YOU'RE A SOCIAL ASSASSIN.
- JESUS.
323
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:33,580
- I GUESS I AM, IN A WAY.
- YEAH. HOW'D IT GO?
324
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:37,184
NOT TOO GOOD. AS SOON
AS I TOLD HER, SHE KNEW
RON HAD PUT ME UP TO IT,
325
00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:40,153
SHE STARTED SCREAMING
AT HIM AND I JUST-- I LEFT.
326
00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:42,455
- SO YOU BUNGLED THE HIT.
- WELL, I DIDN'T BUNGLE IT.
327
00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:44,357
- I DID WHAT
I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO.
- NO NO, YOU BUNGLED THE HIT.
328
00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:46,493
- WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT?
- SHE KNEW.
329
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,795
- THAT'S NOT MY FAULT.
- IT IS. YOUR PERFORMANCE
WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH.
330
00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:50,530
WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT SOCIAL ASSASSINATION?
331
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,799
- NOTHING!
- I'M THE ONE WHO NAMED YOU
A SOCIAL ASSASSIN!
332
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:55,135
- AND WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE
AT THE AGENCY ANYMORE.
- ( both laugh )
333
00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:56,703
- OKAY.
- ( car approaches )
334
00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:58,138
- Jeff: ALL RIGHT, FINALLY.
- THERE HE IS.
335
00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:01,108
I CANNOT
BELIEVE WE TALKED HIM
INTO COMING HERE.
336
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:04,311
- HE'S GONNA LOVE IT.
HE'S GONNA LOVE IT.
- YEAH, HUH.
337
00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:07,080
SHALOM. YOU KNOW,
I THOUGHT ALL LAST NIGHT,
338
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,849
IF RABIN CAN
BREAK BREAD WITH ARAFAT,
339
00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:13,586
I CAN HAVE CHICKEN AT
THIS ANTI-SEMITIC SHITHOLE.
340
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,423
OKAY, THAT'S JUST
NOT GONNA WORK.
341
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:17,958
- YEAH, THAT'S NO GOOD.
- WHAT'S NOT GONNA WORK?
342
00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:19,226
- THE YARMULKE.
- YEAH.
343
00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:21,461
I CAN'T GO IN
WEARING THIS YARMULKE?
344
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:22,996
- NO.
- YOU'RE SHOVING IT
IN THEIR FACES.
345
00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:24,397
- LET'S GO IN.
- NO NO NO NO NO NO.
346
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,366
- IT'S FAR TOO COCKY A MOVE.
- YEAH. YEAH.
347
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:28,135
WHAT IS THIS,
THE RAID ON ENTEBBE?
348
00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:30,303
- LET'S JUST KIND OF
WALK IN CASUALLY.
- WHAT?
349
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,973
- PROUD JEWS WEAR YARMULKES.
- YEAH. BE PROUD HERE
IN THE PARKING LOT.
350
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:35,042
- STOP IT. JUST TAKE IT OFF.
- YOU DON'T NEED TO BE
PROUD IN THERE.
351
00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:36,809
- LET'S JUST
GO IN AND SIT DOWN.
- IT'S A COCKY MOVE.
352
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,145
- TAKE IT OFF.
TAKE IT OFF.
- COME ON.
353
00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:39,646
- I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING--
- TAKE IT OFF.
354
00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,381
- DON'T YOU DARE GO AFTER--
- HUH? COME ON, TAKE IT--
355
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:44,451
DON'T YOU REACH FOR THAT.
DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH THAT.
356
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:47,254
- NO, DON'T EVER
GRAB MY YARMULKE.
- ( grunting )
357
00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:50,223
GIVE IT TO ME!
DON'T EVER GRAB
MY YARMULKE, EVER.
358
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:53,860
HOW DARE YOU?!
DON'T EVER TOUCH
MY YARMULKE.
359
00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:56,429
- DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
360
00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:59,332
- WE'RE GONNA
GO EAT WITHOUT YOU.
- GOOD. WHO NEEDS YOU?
361
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:02,335
- GET-- GET OUT OF HERE!
- ( chring )
362
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:13,213
OH PLEASE.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
363
00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:17,150
OH. WELL, HELLO.
364
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:20,653
- YOU'RE A JEW, YES?
- YES, I AM A JEW.
365
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:24,157
A BIG JEW. BIG.
366
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:28,128
A BIG JEW AND YOU STILL
TOLD HIM TO TAKE OFF
HIS JEW CAP.
367
00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:30,964
- YES, I DID.
- THANK YOU, MY FRIEND.
368
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:34,801
- WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
- LABE.
369
00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:37,104
- LABE.
- SON OF NAT.
370
00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:40,307
- SON OF NAT.
- MY FRIENDS CALL ME LARRY.
371
00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:43,743
- I LIKE YOU.
- WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE?
372
00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:46,646
- UH, YOU'RE A JEW.
- EH.
373
00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:49,349
MY NAME IS SHARA.
374
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,552
- SHARA.
- CALL ME.
375
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:02,362
LET'S GET SOME CHICKEN.
376
00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:08,601
MMM.
377
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:11,638
- HOW HAPPY ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?
- I'M NOT GONNA HAVE
DINNER TONIGHT.
378
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:14,574
IT'LL PALE IN COMPARISON.
HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE
MEALS AFTER THIS?
379
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:17,244
- OH MY GOD.
- WHAT?
380
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:20,047
Larry:
EDDIE AND ILENE
JUST WALKED IN.
381
00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:23,750
Jeff:
EDDIE AND ILENE?
HE'S CHEATING ON JULIET?
382
00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:27,354
- HOLY SHIT.
- OH MY GOD!
383
00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:28,988
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN.
384
00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:31,324
JULIET IS GREAT FRIENDS
WITH SUSIE.
385
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:32,859
IF HE'S CHEATING ON JULIET,
I CAN'T BE HERE TO SEE IT.
386
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:34,294
- WHAT?
- I AM OUT OF HERE.
387
00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:36,129
- WHAT THE HELL AM I GONNA DO?
- I DON'T KNOW.
388
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:37,664
- YOU'RE TAKING THE CHICKEN?
- YES, OF COURSE.
389
00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:39,366
WHAT, I'M GONNA
LEAVE IT?
390
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:54,081
- HEY.
- HEY. HI.
391
00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:57,217
( mimics Humphrey Bogart )
OUT OF ALL THE HUMMUS JOINTS
IN ALL THE WORLD,
392
00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:59,352
- YOU HAD TO WALK INTO MINE.
- ( both laugh )
393
00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:01,821
IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU.
AND LET ME JUST SAY
394
00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:04,191
I'M SORRY ABOUT
THE BROWNIE THING
THE OTHER NIGHT WITH JULIET.
395
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:07,527
- NO HARD FEELINGS.
- YOU KNOW, SHE DID SAY
396
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,662
- "NO MATTER WHAT."
- YEAH YEAH YEAH, I--
397
00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:11,098
ALL RIGHT, LOOK,
398
00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:13,633
DON'T SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT THIS, ALL RIGHT?
399
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,568
- ( chuckles )
- NO, DON'T-- DON'T SAY
ANYTHING ABOUT THIS.
400
00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:17,937
- DON'T-- DON'T WORRY.
I WON'T SAY ANYTHING.
- ALL RIGHT?
401
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:21,374
BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT?
THE ONLY REASON WE'RE
HERE TOGETHER NOW
402
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:24,311
IS BECAUSE
SHE HAD A BIG FIGHT
WITH RON, OKAY?
403
00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:26,546
SO SHE REACHED OUT
AS A FRIEND.
404
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:30,617
YOU KNOW, WE ALWAYS LIKED
EACH OTHER AND NOW WE LIKE
EACH OTHER A LITTLE MORE.
405
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,319
MAYBE A LOT MORE.
406
00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:35,222
SO THE TWO
OF YOU GOT TOGETHER
BECAUSE OF THIS ARGUMENT?
407
00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:37,124
WELL, THERE'S ALWAYS BEEN
A LOT OF TENSION THERE,
408
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:39,726
BUT LET'S JUST SAY
THIS WAS THE STRAW THAT
BROKE THE CAMEL'S BACK.
409
00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:43,163
- I GUESS
I SHOULDN'T SAY THAT HERE.
- WHAT WAS THE ARGUMENT ABOUT?
410
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,964
HE DOESN'T LIKE THE WAY
SHE KEEPS SAYING "L.O.L."
411
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,534
IT'S A WONDERFUL THING TO SAY.
I LOVE WHEN SHE SAYS "L.O.L."
412
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,669
THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS
WE'RE TOGETHER. I THINK
IT'S COOL, IT'S FUNNY.
413
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,138
I THINK IF YOU DIDN'T WANT
TO SLEEP WITH HER,
414
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:52,805
YOU WOULDN'T BE
SO TOLERANT OF THAT "L.O.L."
415
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:56,243
WELL, THAT GOES WITHOUT SAYING,
BUT LOOK, IF RON FINDS OUT,
416
00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:58,278
THIS COULD BE VERY AWKWARD.
WE WON'T BE ABLE TO PLAY
417
00:17:58,378 --> 00:17:59,812
ON THE SAME TEAM
AND THEN WE WON'T WIN
THE TOURNAMENT.
418
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,748
IF ANYONE QUITS,
WE'RE DISQUALIFIED.
419
00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:03,950
- OKAY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
I'M NOT GONNA SAY A WORD.
- ALL RIGHT.
420
00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:05,985
- OKAY.
- PROMISE.
421
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,720
IN OTHER WORDS,
NO MATTER WHAT?
422
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:10,056
- HUH?
- NO MATTER WHAT.
423
00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:12,459
BY THE WAY,
YOUR LUNCH IS ON ME.
424
00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:14,861
- I ALREADY PAID FOR IT.
- EVEN BETTER.
425
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:20,900
Larry:
SO THEN HE TELLS ME
THE ONLY REASON
426
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,669
THAT THEY'RE HAVING
THIS AFFAIR
427
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:25,505
WAS BECAUSE
OF THE "L.O.L." THING.
I DROVE HER TO IT.
428
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:28,208
WELL, I'M SURE THERE
WAS OTHER THINGS THAT
DROVE HER TO IT TOO.
429
00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,910
NO, I WAS THE STRAW
THAT BROKE THE CAMEL'S BACK.
430
00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:34,046
- ALL MARRIAGES HAVE STRAWS.
- RIGHT, THE CAMEL'S CARRYING
A LOT OF STRAW.
431
00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:37,250
- THAT'S WHAT A MARRIAGE IS.
- "L.O.L." WAS THE FINAL STRAW.
432
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,519
- "L.O.L." WAS
THE FINAL STRAW, YES.
- WOW.
433
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,755
I'VE GOTTA BE CAREFUL
WITH THIS WHOLE SOCIAL-
ASSASSINATION THING.
434
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:45,525
- I'M NOT TAKING
ANY MORE REQUESTS.
- LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
435
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,027
IF RON FINDS OUT
ABOUT EDDIE AND ILENE,
436
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,929
- TOURNAMENT OVER. DONE.
- NO GOLF.
437
00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:51,998
- RON'S NOT GONNA
PLAY ON THIS TEAM...
- Jeff: NOT A CHANCE.
438
00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:54,734
- ...IF HE'S HAVING
AN AFFAIR WITH HIS WIFE.
- Jeff: NO WAY.
439
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:57,036
HEY, NICE PILLOW.
440
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,872
- YEAH, UM--
- YOU LOOK LIKE BLOFELD.
441
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,442
I LOOK LIKE
I'VE GOT A KITTY
442
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:04,844
AND WE'RE MAKING
EVIL PLANS.
443
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:07,314
HERE, JUST PUT IT
ON YOUR LAP.
444
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,784
( car alarm chirps )
445
00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:15,388
LARRY, THERE'S SOMETHING
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
446
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:18,124
I THINK I KNOW WHAT IT IS.
I'M SORRY ABOUT THE JOKE.
447
00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:20,493
- IT'S OBVIOUSLY NOT--
- I-- I DIDN'T REALLY CARE
ABOUT THE JOKE.
448
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,362
THAT'S NOT WHY
I GOT UP AND LEFT.
449
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:24,197
ACTUALLY,
THAT'S WHAT I WANTED
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
450
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:26,499
I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU'VE NOTICED OR NOT,
451
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:29,035
EVERY TIME
AFTER MY MOM TAKES
A SIP OF SOMETHING,
452
00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:31,238
SHE MAKES THIS
REALLY OBNOXIOUS SOUND.
453
00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:33,573
SHE SMACKS HER LIPS TOGETHER
AND DOES THIS LITTLE
454
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:34,874
"AHH" THING.
455
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:36,243
- HUH.
- HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT?
456
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,810
- I HAVE NOTICED, YEAH.
- IT'S AWFUL.
457
00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:39,879
- "AHH." RIGHT?
ISN'T THAT IT?
- IT'S HORRIBLE.
458
00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:42,849
IT'S HUMILIATING.
ALL OF MY FRIENDS MAKE FUN
OF ME IN THE MORNING
459
00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:46,319
WHEN SHE DROPS ME OFF.
I JUST-- I CAN'T
TAKE IT ANYMORE.
460
00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:48,455
SOMEONE HAS TO
TELL HER TO STOP
AND IT HAS TO BE YOU,
461
00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:50,189
BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
WHO CAN STAND UP TO HER.
462
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:51,791
LOOK, I'M FLATTERED, KID,
463
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:54,927
THAT YOU WOULD
CONSIDER ME FOR SUCH
A DELICATE ASSIGNMENT,
464
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,029
BUT I HAVE
TO TELL YOU I'M--
465
00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:59,366
( tisks )
I'M OUT OF THAT BUSINESS.
466
00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:02,235
- ASK YOUR FATHER, HE'LL DO IT.
- MY DAD IS SPINELESS.
467
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:03,936
HE CAN'T STAND UP TO HER.
HE'S SCARED OF HER.
468
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,872
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
WHO CAN DO IT.
469
00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:08,074
AS TEMPTING
AS IT IS, KID,
470
00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:11,210
I'M NOT YOUR MAN.
471
00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:13,380
BUT YOU-- BUT YOU--
472
00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:23,790
SO I GUESS YOU WON'T BE
PLAYING GOLF ON SATURDAY.
473
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,492
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- I COULDN'T HELP
474
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:27,527
BUT OVERHEAR SOME
OF THE CONVERSATION
YOU WERE HAVING
475
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:32,332
WITH MY DAD. AND IT SEEMS
IF RON WERE TO FIND OUT
ABOUT HIS WIFE,
476
00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:35,502
THEN YOUR LITTLE GOLF GAME
WOULD BE CALLED OFF.
477
00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:39,906
- YOU WOULD DO THAT?
- TRY ME.
478
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:44,411
- ALL RIGHT.
- SO YOU'RE GONNA
TALK TO MY MOM?
479
00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:47,547
- I'LL TALK TO YOUR MOM.
- GOOD.
480
00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:51,484
BOY, YOU REALLY ARE
YOUR MOTHER'S DAUGHTER,
AREN'T YOU?
481
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:55,355
YEAH, NOW GET THE FUCK
OUT OF MY DRIVEWAY,
YOU BALD PRICK.
482
00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:02,061
FUCK ME,
YOU FUCKING JEW!
483
00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:03,663
- ( moaning )
- FILTHY JEW.
484
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,998
- FILTHY JEW.
- FILTHY FUCKING JEW!
485
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,601
YOU ZIONIST PIG.
YOU OCCUPYING FUCK.
486
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:11,438
- OCCUPY THIS. YEAH.
- YEAH, I'M AN OCCUPIER.
I'M AN OCCUPIER.
487
00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:14,206
I'M GOING TO FUCK
THE JEW OUT OF YOU.
488
00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:16,242
- YEAH.
- WELL, THAT'S NOT SO EASY.
489
00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:19,346
YOU WANT TO FUCK ME
LIKE ISRAEL FUCKED MY COUNTRY?
490
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:23,416
- SHOW ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT!
- THIS REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING
THEODOR HERZL ONCE SAID.
491
00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:26,285
- SHALOM, L.D.
- ( Shara moaning )
492
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:32,492
YEAH, TAKE IT, JEW.
TAKE IT, JEW.
493
00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:33,593
OH!
494
00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:36,329
FUCK ME,
YOU JEW BASTARD!
495
00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:40,066
FUCK ME LIKE
ISRAEL FUCKS MY PEOPLE!
496
00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:41,768
SHOW ME
THE PROMISED LAND, HUH?
497
00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:43,736
LABE, SON OF NAT.
498
00:21:43,836 --> 00:21:46,105
KEEP MY FATHER
OUT OF IT, WILL YOU?
499
00:21:46,205 --> 00:21:49,976
- YOU CIRCUMCISED FUCK.
- OH! OH!
500
00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:52,712
Larry:
"WE SEEK HIM HERE,
WE SEEK HIM THERE,
501
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:55,382
THOSE FRENCHIES
SEEK HIM EVERYWHERE,
502
00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:59,085
IS HE IN HEAVEN,
IS HE IN HELL?
503
00:21:59,185 --> 00:22:04,090
THAT DAMNED
ELUSIVE PIMPERNEL."
504
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:09,161
FUNKMAN.
LOOK WHO'S HERE.
505
00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:11,998
WELL WELL.
506
00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:15,768
MARTIN, SHARA.
507
00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:19,539
SHARA, MARTIN.
508
00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:24,343
ALL RIGHT THEN.
SHALL WE?
509
00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:26,178
( door opens )
510
00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:28,114
GOOD NIGHT.
511
00:22:35,321 --> 00:22:38,157
- PROBLEM?
- "FUCK ME, JEW BASTARD"?
512
00:22:38,257 --> 00:22:40,727
YEAH, SMALL PRICE TO PAY
513
00:22:40,827 --> 00:22:44,464
FOR THE BEST SEX
I'VE EVER HAD ANYWHERE.
514
00:22:44,564 --> 00:22:46,032
THIS WOMAN IS AMAZING.
515
00:22:46,132 --> 00:22:47,600
WHEN DID YOU HAVE
YOUR ORGASM?
516
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,802
WHEN SHE SAID SHE'D FUCK
THE JEW OUT OF YOU?
517
00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:52,472
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
THE PENIS DOESN'T CARE
518
00:22:52,572 --> 00:22:54,874
ABOUT RACE,
CREED AND COLOR.
519
00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:57,243
THE PENIS WANTS
TO GET TO HIS HOMELAND.
520
00:22:57,343 --> 00:22:58,645
IT WANTS TO GO HOME.
521
00:22:58,745 --> 00:23:01,047
I CAME OVER HERE
FOR ANOTHER REASON.
522
00:23:01,147 --> 00:23:04,216
RABBI STEIN SAID
THAT I CAN'T PLAY
523
00:23:04,316 --> 00:23:08,521
IN THE GOLF TOURNAMENT
SATURDAY BECAUSE I HAVE
TO HONOR THE SABBATH.
524
00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:09,856
YOU'RE KOUFAXING US?
525
00:23:09,956 --> 00:23:12,258
WELL, IF YOU'RE SAYING
THAT YOUR BEST PLAYER
526
00:23:12,358 --> 00:23:15,628
IS UNABLE TO PLAY
BECAUSE IT'S THE SABBATH,
YES, I'M KOUFAXING YOU.
527
00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:17,530
SO YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
GET SOMEONE ELSE.
528
00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:19,666
THE TOURNAMENT WON'T
LET US GET ANYBODY ELSE,
529
00:23:19,766 --> 00:23:22,469
AND IF YOU DON'T PLAY,
WE ALL DROP OUT.
IT'S OVER FOR US.
530
00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:26,138
I'M FOLLOWING HER LEAD.
SHE TOLD ME WHAT
I HAVE TO DO.
531
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:29,108
- I CAN'T PLAY.
- WHAT IF I TALKED
TO THE RABBI?
532
00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:31,277
I'D LOVE YOU TO.
SHE'S IN THE VALLEY
OFF OF BROOKHURST.
533
00:23:31,377 --> 00:23:34,113
AND IF SHE GIVES THE OKAY,
WOULD YOU PLAY?
534
00:23:34,213 --> 00:23:36,148
I'LL BE THERE.
535
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,752
OUR FRIENDSHIP IS
ABOUT THAT MUCH NOW.
536
00:23:39,852 --> 00:23:42,021
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT!
IF YOU YOU DON'T PLAY
IN THAT GOLF TOURNAMENT,
537
00:23:42,121 --> 00:23:45,692
- IT'S OVER! HOW ABOUT THAT?!
- WHY DON'T YOU GO WRAP
YOUR HEAD IN A TOWEL?
538
00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:47,293
YOU'RE NOT EVEN
A MAN ANYMORE!
539
00:23:47,393 --> 00:23:50,930
MOMMY RABBI SAYS
DON'T PLAY, LITTLE BOY!
540
00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:52,465
DON'T YOU TELL ME
TO GET OUT OF YOUR--
541
00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:55,034
HEY, YOU DROPPED
YOUR YARMULKE!
542
00:23:55,134 --> 00:23:57,637
OH MY GOD!
YARMULKE ALERT!
543
00:23:57,737 --> 00:24:02,074
OH! SIRENS!
YARMULKE ON THE FLOOR! OH!
544
00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:17,189
( slurps ) MMM.
545
00:24:20,159 --> 00:24:23,496
- CAN I HAVE THE WEINSTEIN FILE?
- OH, I'LL GET IT FOR YOU.
546
00:24:23,596 --> 00:24:25,632
AND LARRY DAVID'S HERE.
547
00:24:25,732 --> 00:24:28,835
- COME ON IN.
- OH, WELL, I CAME
A LITTLE EARLY.
548
00:24:28,935 --> 00:24:30,670
- I WAS GONNA
FINISH MY LUNCH.
- WELL, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
549
00:24:30,770 --> 00:24:33,506
- YOU CAN FINISH
IN MY OFFICE.
- OKAY.
550
00:24:35,407 --> 00:24:36,543
IS THAT AL-ABBAS CHICKEN?
551
00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:40,079
OH. YEAH.
FANTASTIC.
552
00:24:43,082 --> 00:24:46,418
- THAT LOOKS DELICIOUS.
- YEAH. YOU DON'T MIND?
553
00:24:46,519 --> 00:24:49,989
- YOU'RE SURE
YOU DON'T MIND? HUH?
- NO. NO NO, FINISH YOUR LUNCH.
554
00:24:50,089 --> 00:24:54,226
YOU KNOW, I KNOW
WE HAVE OUR PROBLEMS
WITH THESE PEOPLE
555
00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:58,430
BUT, MAN, OH MAN,
THEY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE
DOING CHICKENWISE.
556
00:24:58,531 --> 00:24:59,766
WELL, KEEP THAT AWAY
FROM ME NO MATTER WHAT.
557
00:24:59,866 --> 00:25:03,002
- ( chuckles )
- OKAY.
558
00:25:10,910 --> 00:25:12,945
- GIVE IT TO ME!
- YOU SAID, "NO MATTER WHAT"!
559
00:25:13,045 --> 00:25:16,082
- GIVE ME THAT!
GIVE ME THAT!
- RABBI! NO, LET GO!
560
00:25:19,185 --> 00:25:21,053
- WE ARE PLAYING SO GREAT.
- I'M HAVING A BLAST.
561
00:25:21,153 --> 00:25:22,922
- ARE YOU? HUH?
- I DON'T THINK
I'VE EVER PLAYED BETTER.
562
00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:26,025
- YOU HAVEN'T MISSED A FAIRWAY.
- HEY, I'M TIRED OF ASKING.
563
00:25:26,125 --> 00:25:27,960
HOW DID YOU GET
THE RABBI TO LET ME PLAY?
564
00:25:28,060 --> 00:25:30,997
- I CAN'T TELL YOU.
- NO, PLEASE TELL ME.
565
00:25:31,097 --> 00:25:35,334
ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST
SAY I HAD SOMETHING
SHE REALLY WANTED.
566
00:25:35,434 --> 00:25:37,036
YOU MADE A TRADE
WITH THE RABBI?
567
00:25:37,136 --> 00:25:39,572
- YEAH, I MADE A TRADE.
- WELL, I'M GLAD YOU DID.
568
00:25:39,672 --> 00:25:41,908
HEY, I JUST FOUND OUT
THE KLEIN TEAM BLEW UP.
569
00:25:42,008 --> 00:25:43,776
WE'RE FOUR STROKES AHEAD
AFTER THIS HOLE.
570
00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:45,511
ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS
FINISH ON 18 AND WE WIN.
571
00:25:45,612 --> 00:25:47,980
- IT'S A LOCK.
- FANTASTIC!
572
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,650
- IT'S A LOCK.
- WE'RE GONNA WIN
A TOURNAMENT.
573
00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:52,051
WE'RE GONNA WIN
A TOURNAMENT.
574
00:25:52,151 --> 00:25:54,587
- COME ON, LARRY.
- Jeff: LET'S GO, DADDY-O.
575
00:25:54,687 --> 00:25:56,923
- Funkhouser: NO PRESSURE, L.D.
ALL WE NEED IS A TWO-PUTT.
- Ron: COME ON, LARRY.
576
00:25:57,023 --> 00:25:59,191
- JEFF.
- Funkhouser:
LET'S GET TO 18.
577
00:26:00,993 --> 00:26:03,596
- OKAY.
- Funkhouser:
INSIDE LEFT, L.D.
578
00:26:03,696 --> 00:26:05,665
- RELAX.
- Ron: TAKE IT.
579
00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:11,337
AHH.
580
00:26:19,946 --> 00:26:21,480
- HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
581
00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:23,415
- ONE SECOND, ONE SECOND,
ONE SECOND.
- LARRY.
582
00:26:23,515 --> 00:26:25,718
- Funkhouser:
WHAT'S GOING ON?
- WHAT?
583
00:26:25,818 --> 00:26:27,754
I GOTTA TELL YOU
SOMETHING. YOU KNOW,
584
00:26:27,854 --> 00:26:30,089
EVERY TIME YOU TAKE A SIP...
585
00:26:30,189 --> 00:26:32,725
- YEAH?
- ...YOU MAKE
THIS NOISE-- "AHH."
586
00:26:32,825 --> 00:26:36,062
- I'M ENJOYING IT.
- EH. IT'S KINDA ANNOYING.
587
00:26:36,162 --> 00:26:38,330
- WHY ARE YOU
SAYING THIS TO ME?
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
588
00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:40,399
- JEFF DIDN'T PUT
YOU UP TO THIS?
- WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT?
589
00:26:40,499 --> 00:26:42,434
- OF COURSE NOT.
- 'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT JUST
GONNA INTERRUPT YOUR SHOT
590
00:26:42,534 --> 00:26:45,071
AND COME OVER AND SAY
SOMETHING TO ME UNLESS
JEFF PUT YOU UP TO IT.
591
00:26:45,171 --> 00:26:47,273
- NO, HE DIDN'T PUT EM UP TO IT.
- JEFF, DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?
592
00:26:47,373 --> 00:26:49,341
- I SAID NOTHING.
- Susie: EVERY LITTLE THING
I DO ANNOY--
593
00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:51,410
- Jeff: OH, STOP IT.
- WHAT ABOUT WHEN
YOU'RE EATING
594
00:26:51,510 --> 00:26:53,379
- AND YOU'RE SHOVELING YOUR
FAT FUCKING FACE?
- I'M HUNGRY!
595
00:26:53,479 --> 00:26:55,047
- DO I EVER SAY A WORD?
- WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
596
00:26:55,147 --> 00:26:56,315
YOU KNOW WHAT?
FUCK YOU, DON'T COME
HOME TONIGHT.
597
00:26:56,415 --> 00:26:57,784
- DON'T COME HOME?
- MOM!
598
00:26:57,884 --> 00:26:59,485
- I'M SICK OF YOUR BULLSHIT!
- MOM, MOM. MOM, NO.
599
00:26:59,585 --> 00:27:02,689
HE DIDN'T SAY IT.
IT WAS ME. I TOLD
LARRY TO TELL YOU.
600
00:27:02,789 --> 00:27:04,924
YOU TOLD-- WELL,
WHY WOULD HE SAY SOMETHING?
601
00:27:05,024 --> 00:27:07,159
- I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
- 'CAUSE I TOLD HIM IF
HE DIDN'T TELL YOU
602
00:27:07,259 --> 00:27:10,062
THEN I'D SAY SOMETHING
ABOUT EDDIE AND ILENE
HAVING AN AFFAIR.
603
00:27:10,162 --> 00:27:12,865
- WHAT?! EDDIE AND ILENE
ARE HAVING AN AFFAIR?!
- ( murmuring )
604
00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:16,135
- YOU'RE FUCKING
MY HUSBAND?!
- SHIT.
605
00:27:16,235 --> 00:27:18,805
WHAT? ILENE,
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS!
606
00:27:18,905 --> 00:27:21,340
THIS IS HOW
YOU TREAT A FRIEND?!
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
607
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:24,410
L.O.L., HONEY! L.O.L.!
FUCK YOU! YOU KNOW WHAT?
FUCK THIS WHOLE THING!
608
00:27:24,510 --> 00:27:26,679
- I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
I'M SO SORRY!
- WHAT?
609
00:27:26,779 --> 00:27:29,782
- I'M SO SORRY, HONEY!
- Larry: WHERE YOU GOING?
610
00:27:29,882 --> 00:27:31,818
- WE'VE GOT ONE HOLE LEFT!
- Ron: FUCK THIS GAME!
611
00:27:31,918 --> 00:27:35,021
- IT'S A LOCK! ONE HOLE!
- HONEY, WAIT! COME BACK,
COME BACK!
612
00:27:35,121 --> 00:27:37,489
Larry:
COME BACK!
WHERE YOU GOING?!
613
00:27:37,589 --> 00:27:39,591
ONE MORE HOLE!
614
00:27:39,692 --> 00:27:41,961
( cars honking )
615
00:27:46,699 --> 00:27:49,802
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- WE'RE REROUTING TRAFFIC
FOR A PROTEST RALLY--
616
00:27:49,902 --> 00:27:52,872
SOME PALESTINIAN
CHICKEN PLACE OPENING UP
NEXT TO A DELI.
617
00:27:52,972 --> 00:27:55,107
CAN YOU MOVE
FORWARD, PLEASE?
618
00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:58,677
( all yelling )
619
00:28:21,801 --> 00:28:23,569
LARRY! COME!
JOIN US OVER HERE!
620
00:28:23,669 --> 00:28:24,971
COME WITH US.
YOU'RE A JEW.
621
00:28:25,071 --> 00:28:27,573
NO, LARRY.
COME TO THIS SIDE
AND I'M YOURS.
622
00:28:27,673 --> 00:28:29,341
LARRY, I'M YOURS
WHENEVER YOU WANT.
623
00:28:29,441 --> 00:28:32,344
- COME OVER HERE.
- LARRY, YOU BELONG WITH US.
624
00:28:32,444 --> 00:28:34,847
- COME!
- WHAT'S THE MATTER?
THERE'S NO DECISION.
625
00:28:34,947 --> 00:28:37,850
- GET OVER HERE!
- LARRY, I HAVE A SISTER.
626
00:28:37,950 --> 00:28:40,987
YOU, ME AND JASMINE--
THE THREE OF US.
627
00:28:41,087 --> 00:28:43,122
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH!
JUST GET THE FUCK OVER HERE!
628
00:28:43,222 --> 00:28:44,556
- JUST GET THE FUCK OVER HERE.
STOP BEING AN IDIOT.
- Shara: LARRY.
629
00:28:44,656 --> 00:28:45,792
- LARRY, COME OVER HERE.
- Susie: LARRY!
630
00:28:45,892 --> 00:28:47,393
- DON'T BE A DICK.
- GET OVER HERE!
631
00:28:47,493 --> 00:28:49,028
- Shara: DON'T LISTEN TO THEM!
- DON'T BE A DICK.
632
00:28:49,128 --> 00:28:52,231
- GET OVER HERE!
- Shara: ANYTHING YOU WANT.
633
00:28:52,331 --> 00:28:54,600
- LARRY, ANYTHING YOU WANT.
- Funkhouser: GET OVER HERE.
634
00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:57,036
( music playing )
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