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Oh, Lord, not today.
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Hey, Calvin, greetings...
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from the future.
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Goodbye... from the now.
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Just checking out this sweet ride
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to make sure it's safe for Grover.
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Have you fallen on your ass yet?
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Not yet.
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Oh, well, then, looks like
I have a few minutes.
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Now, I always test out Grover's
toys before I give them to him.
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I've swallowed every size Lego there is
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to make sure they're
not a choking hazard.
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Turns out, some of them are.
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Dave, I got to get to work,
so if you're gonna fall,
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you know, let's make it happen.
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Actually,
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I'm starting to get the
hang of this thing.
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It's a lot easier than it looks!
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Whoa, whoa! Dave, watch out!
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Oh!
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Hey, man, are you all right?
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Yes, but...
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Did you see that idiot out there?
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Yeah, that speeding car almost hit him.
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Are you sure you're okay?
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Yeah, I'm-I'm fine, thanks.
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Well, good. Well, look, I'm
late for work, but, um,
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this was totally worth it.
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Oh, hey, Dave.
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Hey, Calvin. I need your signature.
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I told you, I am not autographing
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that picture of us at Benihanas.
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I'm not here for that.
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But FYI, everyone else
at the table signed it.
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Look, I'm sorry, Dave.
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I don't want Calvin signing anything.
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I'm still trying to get him
out of that damn record club.
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Three years and 20 more CDs,
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and I'm Scot-free.
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Well, you know, actually,
after yesterday,
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I decided to do something
about all the speeders.
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It turns out there's
a new navigation app
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that's sending cars down our
street to beat the traffic.
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You know, I use done
of those things once.
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The stupid thing told me
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to drive through someone’s backyard.
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But on the plus side, I
saved about three minutes.
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Well, you know,
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I did some research, and the
city will put in a speed bump
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if I get a signature from
everyone on the street.
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You're my first stop.
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And your last one.
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A white guy going
door-to-door for signatures
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in this neighborhood?
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Nice knowing you, Dave.
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What Calvin is trying to say...
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People around here are a little
suspicious of getting scammed.
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You know? Dwayne Wilson
thought he was signing up
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for free HBO and ended
up in the Marines.
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Poor bastard just made colonel.
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Well, if door-to-door
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isn't gonna work, what should I do?
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Well, first, if you want people
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to sign anything around here,
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- you got to earn their trust.
- Mm.
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Well, how do I do that?
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Well, I mean, they're
all individuals, Dave.
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For example, Trey likes
to talk about sports
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and how paternity tests
can be wrong sometimes.
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And Old Miss Kim like stalking
about Bingo, her garden
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and how her milkshake brings
all the boys to the yard.
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And whatever you do,
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do not ask Little Hatchet
how she got her nickname.
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Or why she got a divorce, but they're
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- basically the same story.
- Basically the same story.
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Man, it sounds like I've bit
off more than I can chew.
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This is that Lego
fireman all over again.
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Dave, just invite everybody over,
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give them some food, and they'll sign.
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It'll only work if you do one thing.
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Feed 'em catfish and cornbread.
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Why that?
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Because that's what I'm in the mood for.
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Hey, G-man,
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what are you doing?
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Just playing soccer in my head.
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Hey, I just scored!
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Well, I used to pretend
like that in my head.
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Except instead of soccer, it was girls.
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Yeah, but you never scored.
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So, why are you just pretending to play
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when you got this whole lawn right here?
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Since my dad almost got hit by a car,
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my mom won't let me
play near the street.
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She's being crazy.
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No, I just think she's being
cautious and protective.
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No, she's being crazy. Watch.
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- Whoa!
- Grover,
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I told you to stay on the porch!
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Wow, Gemma. You got here
before your voice did.
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Sorry.
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I'm just so worried about
Grover getting hurt.
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You know, with all the cars
zipping up and down the street.
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Yeah, we get it.
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Our mom was afraid of
a lot of stuff, too.
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We spent half our childhood
locked up like Grover here
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in porch jail.
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Yeah, she put us in there
for earthquakes, pit bulls,
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that guy with the ice cream truck
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that never had any ice cream.
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Well, hey, we are going to
check out the Pasadena fair.
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Why don't you let us
take Grover with us?
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Can I, Mom, please?
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I don't know.
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Do you promise not to
do anything dangerous?
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Oh, absolutely.
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I guarantee we will have
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a no-fun, danger-free,
super-boring time.
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Uh, I'm not sure I want to go anymore.
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Hey, zip it, kid, we're
trying to break you out.
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I haven't seen this much
of the block in one place
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since Colonel Wilson got home from Iraq.
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And everyone is loving my food.
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No one's even noticed that the
catfish is actually tofu.
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Uh-uh. This ain't right.
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Calvin, you were right.
This was the perfect way
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to get the whole street on
board for the speed bump.
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What can I say, Dave?
These are my people.
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I love them, and they love me.
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Out of the way, jackass.
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- Who's that?
- Oh, that's Walter.
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That's the jerk that lives
on the other side of me.
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Oh, man, I've never seen him
outside of the house before.
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Yeah, because he only
comes out at night,
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like bats and vampires.
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Well, now that everybody's here,
let's... let's get started.
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Okay, uh, if I could have
everyone's attention, please.
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An easel? Is he gonna talk about
a speed bump or paint one?
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Dave loves giving presentations.
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One time I asked him why,
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and he answered with a
ten-minute presentation.
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Okay, now, I don't want to
take too much of your time,
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so I'll just get right to it.
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Pasadena.
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Jewel of the San Gabriel Valley.
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Established in 1874, but, you know,
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oddly, not incorporated until...
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How long is this gonna take?
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I have plans with a gentleman tonight,
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and I'm hoping he's not
gonna be a gentleman.
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Yeah.
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And I got a cable guy coming
between now and Friday.
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Hey, hey, Dave, you-you may
want to speed this up.
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Yeah, got it. Okay, uh,
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skipping the Industrial Revolution,
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the sinking of the Titanic,
uh, World War I...
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The automobile.
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I'm out.
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It's not worth the free food.
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I can come over earlier.
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Got to go.
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Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. All
right, hold up, everybody.
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Come on now.
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I want to walk out on Dave
just as much as you do,
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but he actually has
something important to say.
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More important than this sweet
piece of meat right here?
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Okay, all right, guys.
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Look, we've all seen how fast
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these cars have been
going down our streets.
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And I think it's time we
do something about it.
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- That's true.
- You got a point.
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- That is true.
- Hey, come on out here, Dave.
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Come on now. Come on now.
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Thank you, Calvin, and, look,
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I'll-I'll cut right to the chase.
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- To quote Henry Ford...
- Oh, you know what?
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To quote Calvin Butler, if
you sign, you can leave.
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So, how's that deep-fried pickle?
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- It's pretty disgusting.
- Um,
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some things should not be
battered and put on a stick.
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Ooh, deep-fried butter.
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- Whoa!
- Oh.
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Can we go on that roller coaster?
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Uh, sorry, little man.
We promised your mom
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we wouldn't do anything dangerous.
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And we already pushed our
luck with the petting zoo.
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That pygmy goat tried to eat my jacket.
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Hey, how about we go
on the Ferris wheel?
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Ferris wheel? That's
the lamest ride here.
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Well, we can go back
to the bounce house.
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And if you promise to be careful,
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this time we’ll let you jump.
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Fine, we'll go on the
stupid Ferris wheel.
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But you guys are boring.
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That kid's not as cute as he used to be.
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Thank you.
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Oh, thank you so much.
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- Yeah, good.
- Oh, here you go.
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Now, you sure this not for the Marines?
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Hmm.
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You'd be a lot safer joining the Marines
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than going over to Miss Kim's tonight.
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I know. Pray for me.
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Hey, thanks for backing me up, Calvin.
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Everyone's signing the petition.
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Well, nothing’s more important to me
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than the safety of our neighborhood.
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I'll do anything to protect these kids.
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Oh, hey, Walter. If you could just sign
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on the last spot right there.
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Oh, yeah, I'd... I-I'd be happy to
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if Calvin finally agrees to move
his fence off of my property.
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Well, Dave, we tried.
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Hey, Calvin, what was that all about?
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That fool thinks my fence is
six inches onto his property.
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- I s it?
- Whose side are you on, Dave?
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Calvin, Walter's the
last signature we need
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to get the speed bump.
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Look, that fence has been
there since I moved in,
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and I'm not moving it now.
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Plus, if I give in to him
once, it won't stop there.
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I'm telling you, Dave,
kindness is a slippery slope.
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Well, okay, Calvin, that's not true.
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Oh, yes, it is. I said
hello to you once,
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and look at us now.
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Okay, well, if you won't move,
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then how are we gonna
get the speed bump?
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Oh, that's easy. Gonna
wait for him to die.
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Hey, besides, I got you’ll
those other signatures.
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Yeah, which mean absolutely nothing
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if we don't get Walter's.
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Well, I'm sorry, Dave.
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If it makes you feel any better,
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I'll sign the picture of us at Benihana.
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It's too late.
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I already forged it.
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Ha-ha!
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Wow! What a view!
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Yeah, check this out, little man.
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You can see everything from up here.
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Like how much fun they're
having over there
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on the roller coaster!
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Are you kidding?
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That doesn't lookalike much fun at all.
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We are totally coming
back here tomorrow.
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- Whoa!
- Whoa!
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- Whoa!
- Hey, now, hey!
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What just happened?
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Uh, I don't know.
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Hey, maybe they're just
letting more riders on.
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Uh, or...
253
00:11:30,446 --> 00:11:31,992
maybe the motor just caught on fire,
254
00:11:32,017 --> 00:11:34,268
and the operator tried to
put it out with his beer!
255
00:11:34,979 --> 00:11:36,400
Seriously?
256
00:11:36,425 --> 00:11:38,713
Hey, hey, look, it's okay, little man.
257
00:11:38,738 --> 00:11:40,752
All right? Everything is gonna be fine.
258
00:11:40,777 --> 00:11:42,182
It's not fine.
259
00:11:42,207 --> 00:11:43,439
It's awesome!
260
00:11:43,464 --> 00:11:45,734
- What? Oh!
- Finally, some real fun.
261
00:11:45,759 --> 00:11:47,848
- Whoa!
- No!
262
00:11:51,539 --> 00:11:52,986
Calvin Butler.
263
00:11:53,443 --> 00:11:54,997
What is wrong with you?
264
00:11:55,022 --> 00:11:56,588
I would say nothing, but I'm sure
265
00:11:56,613 --> 00:11:58,248
you're about to tell me different.
266
00:11:59,810 --> 00:12:01,638
You're damn right I am.
267
00:12:01,663 --> 00:12:03,081
Dave just told me what happened.
268
00:12:03,106 --> 00:12:04,775
I cannot believe after
all of these years
269
00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:07,198
you're still fighting
over that stupid fence.
270
00:12:07,444 --> 00:12:10,198
Why does Walter care so
much about six inches?
271
00:12:10,223 --> 00:12:12,034
Well, why do you care so much?
272
00:12:12,059 --> 00:12:13,705
It's six inches.
273
00:12:15,413 --> 00:12:16,932
Is it about the money?
274
00:12:16,957 --> 00:12:19,596
I mean, it can't be that
expensive to move a fence.
275
00:12:19,621 --> 00:12:21,557
No, it's not about that.
It's about the principle.
276
00:12:21,582 --> 00:12:23,041
And it's like my father always said:
277
00:12:23,066 --> 00:12:25,838
"A man's fence is a man's fence."
278
00:12:26,936 --> 00:12:28,666
When did your father say that?
279
00:12:28,691 --> 00:12:30,870
Whose side are you on, Tina?
280
00:12:31,811 --> 00:12:33,494
Is your pride more important
281
00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:36,189
than the safety of the
kids in this neighborhood?
282
00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:39,338
Nah, babe. Don't try to make
this whole speed bump thing
283
00:12:39,363 --> 00:12:40,949
about safety.
284
00:12:43,443 --> 00:12:44,574
Okay...
285
00:12:45,071 --> 00:12:46,549
when Malcolm and Marty were little,
286
00:12:46,574 --> 00:12:49,359
you did everything in your
power to keep them safe.
287
00:12:49,676 --> 00:12:51,852
You even used to make
Marty wear a helmet
288
00:12:51,877 --> 00:12:53,700
just to play hide-and-seek.
289
00:12:54,054 --> 00:12:56,245
I made him wear that thing all the time.
290
00:12:56,270 --> 00:12:58,284
The kid had no balance.
291
00:12:58,309 --> 00:12:59,916
Okay.
292
00:12:59,941 --> 00:13:02,422
When Malcolm said that he was old enough
293
00:13:02,447 --> 00:13:05,491
to take his bike to the park,
you followed him in your car
294
00:13:05,516 --> 00:13:07,387
just to make sure he got there safely.
295
00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:08,729
I had to.
296
00:13:08,754 --> 00:13:10,947
He was pulling Marty in a wagon.
297
00:13:11,187 --> 00:13:13,575
That boy fell out every two blocks.
298
00:13:16,848 --> 00:13:18,066
Come on, babe.
299
00:13:18,283 --> 00:13:19,545
You love Grover.
300
00:13:20,808 --> 00:13:23,575
Doesn't he deserve to be just
as safe as our boys were?
301
00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:26,824
Yeah, I guess.
302
00:13:28,191 --> 00:13:30,236
That's my big papa bear.
303
00:13:30,261 --> 00:13:33,075
Taking care of all the little cubs.
304
00:13:33,812 --> 00:13:35,640
Yeah, you know me, huh?
305
00:13:35,665 --> 00:13:37,825
Always looking out for
the neighborhood kids.
306
00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:39,112
Mmm.
307
00:13:39,137 --> 00:13:40,624
- Oh. You know what?
- What?
308
00:13:40,649 --> 00:13:42,260
That gives me an idea. What?
309
00:13:42,285 --> 00:13:45,182
I can underpay them to move the fence.
310
00:13:48,621 --> 00:13:51,076
Yeah!
311
00:13:52,488 --> 00:13:54,860
Whoa, whoa, whoa! You have got
to cut that out, little man.
312
00:13:54,885 --> 00:13:57,228
You have got to stop.
313
00:13:57,584 --> 00:14:00,866
This rocking is not helping that
deep-fried pizza stay down.
314
00:14:02,364 --> 00:14:04,721
What? When did you eat that?
315
00:14:04,746 --> 00:14:06,991
When you guys were in the bathroom.
316
00:14:07,964 --> 00:14:09,269
You two are no fun.
317
00:14:09,294 --> 00:14:11,492
You're just as bad as my mom.
318
00:14:11,674 --> 00:14:14,103
Hey, look, don't be
so hard on her, okay?
319
00:14:14,128 --> 00:14:15,956
She just wants to keep you safe.
320
00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:18,505
Why? I'm not a baby.
321
00:14:18,530 --> 00:14:20,416
Yeah, I know. The only reason
322
00:14:20,441 --> 00:14:22,525
your mom is so overprotective
323
00:14:22,624 --> 00:14:24,932
is because of how much
she cares about you.
324
00:14:24,957 --> 00:14:27,307
Yeah, I-if you see a kid
having too much fun,
325
00:14:27,332 --> 00:14:29,367
that means his mom doesn't love him.
326
00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:33,627
So, that kid in front
of the roller coaster
327
00:14:33,652 --> 00:14:35,617
with his hands up in the air...
328
00:14:35,765 --> 00:14:38,617
You mean the one eating that
corn dog with no shirt on?
329
00:14:38,695 --> 00:14:41,617
Yeah. His mama don't
even know he's here.
330
00:14:43,002 --> 00:14:45,617
Wow. That's sad.
331
00:14:45,682 --> 00:14:46,939
Exactly.
332
00:14:47,008 --> 00:14:50,213
So every time your mom
tells you, stop running,
333
00:14:50,238 --> 00:14:52,455
tie your shoes, or be careful,
334
00:14:52,569 --> 00:14:55,643
what she's really saying
is she loves you.
335
00:14:56,477 --> 00:14:58,367
I guess I'm pretty lucky.
336
00:14:58,392 --> 00:15:00,064
You sure are.
337
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:02,799
Which means she's gonna be
super mad when she finds out
338
00:15:02,824 --> 00:15:04,534
you got me stuck up here.
339
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,549
Uh, no, she won't, no, she won't.
340
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,682
Because we're fine. Right, Marty?
341
00:15:09,707 --> 00:15:11,187
Yeah, yeah. We-We're-we're totally safe.
342
00:15:11,212 --> 00:15:12,474
This kind of thing happens all the time.
343
00:15:13,895 --> 00:15:16,518
- Oh, thank you, Jesus!
- Ah, we are gonna live!
344
00:15:18,873 --> 00:15:21,002
Thanks so much for doing this, Calvin.
345
00:15:21,027 --> 00:15:22,635
Did Tina change your mind?
346
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:25,158
No. I was always gonna do it.
347
00:15:25,183 --> 00:15:27,367
I just needed to know
how committed you were.
348
00:15:29,342 --> 00:15:31,002
Well, you're doing the right thing,
349
00:15:31,027 --> 00:15:33,029
and I, for one, appreciate it.
350
00:15:33,237 --> 00:15:34,885
Do you appreciate it enough
351
00:15:34,910 --> 00:15:37,117
to give me six inches on your property?
352
00:15:37,653 --> 00:15:39,220
Sorry, Calvin.
353
00:15:39,245 --> 00:15:40,846
It's like my dad used to say:
354
00:15:40,945 --> 00:15:43,367
"A man's fence is a man's fence."
355
00:15:46,594 --> 00:15:49,159
Damn. You're not Miss Kim.
356
00:15:50,644 --> 00:15:52,510
Look, Walter, I need to talk to you.
357
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:54,363
Oh, wha-what are you here to steal now?
358
00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:55,999
My Wi-Fi password?
359
00:15:56,024 --> 00:15:57,573
I'll give you a hint.
360
00:15:57,598 --> 00:16:00,159
It's "Calvin" and four other letters.
361
00:16:02,172 --> 00:16:03,604
Look, man,
362
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:06,719
I just came over here to say
if you sign Dave's petition,
363
00:16:06,744 --> 00:16:08,401
I'll move the damn fence.
364
00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:11,409
Great. I was waiting for you to die.
365
00:16:12,641 --> 00:16:14,581
Walter, I really appreciate it.
366
00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:18,784
Just sign right under where Trey
wrote "Not joining Marines."
367
00:16:19,735 --> 00:16:21,389
Okay.
368
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:24,024
But actually, since it
took you this long,
369
00:16:24,049 --> 00:16:26,117
maybe I should charge
you a little interest.
370
00:16:26,142 --> 00:16:28,456
How about we move that
fence a full foot?
371
00:16:28,481 --> 00:16:29,996
What?
372
00:16:30,021 --> 00:16:31,987
I got a full foot for you.
373
00:16:32,012 --> 00:16:33,867
You know... Oh, okay,
all right, all right.
374
00:16:33,892 --> 00:16:35,151
Calvin, calm down.
375
00:16:35,176 --> 00:16:36,612
We need that speed bump. Please.
376
00:16:37,676 --> 00:16:39,745
All right. But this ain't for you.
377
00:16:39,770 --> 00:16:41,659
This is for the kids.
378
00:16:41,725 --> 00:16:43,854
Well, in that case, let's
move it two feet...
379
00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:45,940
One for me and one for the kids.
380
00:16:47,148 --> 00:16:48,617
Oh, to hell with you!
381
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:51,284
You know what, I can't believe
you’re trying to pull this crap,
382
00:16:51,309 --> 00:16:54,117
after all the stuff I let you
slide with over the years.
383
00:16:54,142 --> 00:16:55,706
What have you let slide?
384
00:16:55,731 --> 00:16:57,136
Are you kidding me?
385
00:16:57,363 --> 00:17:00,456
Do you know how many
of your old roof tiles
386
00:17:00,481 --> 00:17:02,393
have flown over into my yard?
387
00:17:02,418 --> 00:17:04,791
And what about the
floodlights you put up?
388
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:08,017
They're just shining bright
all night in my bedroom.
389
00:17:08,042 --> 00:17:09,862
Every time I get up to
go to the bathroom,
390
00:17:09,887 --> 00:17:11,868
it feels like a prison break.
391
00:17:13,924 --> 00:17:15,651
Not my problem.
392
00:17:15,676 --> 00:17:17,846
A-Actually, Walter, it is.
393
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,918
According to the Pasadena Zoning Manual,
394
00:17:19,943 --> 00:17:23,207
those are both residential
C-1 violations.
395
00:17:23,232 --> 00:17:24,277
So?
396
00:17:24,302 --> 00:17:26,000
So, if the city inspector finds out,
397
00:17:26,025 --> 00:17:29,202
you're staring down the barrel
of some pretty hefty fines.
398
00:17:29,683 --> 00:17:30,814
He is?
399
00:17:31,131 --> 00:17:32,824
You are.
400
00:17:34,477 --> 00:17:37,611
Yeah, you know, and now that I’m
looking around, there's no way
401
00:17:37,636 --> 00:17:40,077
that this half-saddle door
threshold is up to code.
402
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:43,461
And don't even get me started
on the enclosed breezeway,
403
00:17:43,486 --> 00:17:46,565
which is clearly within five
feet of a multi-person dwelling.
404
00:17:48,660 --> 00:17:51,492
Do not get him started on breezeways.
405
00:17:52,933 --> 00:17:55,679
Well, hold on, now, we don't
have to get into all of that.
406
00:17:55,704 --> 00:17:57,589
You're right, we don't.
407
00:17:57,614 --> 00:17:59,651
Because you're gonna sign that petition,
408
00:17:59,676 --> 00:18:02,418
and we're gonna put up a speed
bump to protect these kids.
409
00:18:02,443 --> 00:18:04,228
Are we clear?
410
00:18:04,282 --> 00:18:06,367
Crystal, baby.
411
00:18:10,412 --> 00:18:12,414
Fine. You win.
412
00:18:14,289 --> 00:18:16,604
But that catfish at your party sucked.
413
00:18:18,095 --> 00:18:20,284
Give me my pen.
414
00:18:22,327 --> 00:18:24,740
Damn, Dave, that was gangsta, man.
415
00:18:24,765 --> 00:18:27,003
Yeah, you want to hear
something even more gangsta?
416
00:18:27,028 --> 00:18:28,948
I just made all that stuff up.
417
00:18:29,188 --> 00:18:31,163
I don't even know what a breezeway is.
418
00:18:38,386 --> 00:18:39,961
This is so great.
419
00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:42,926
That speed bump is really gonna
slow people down around here.
420
00:18:42,951 --> 00:18:46,200
Yeah, and it's short enough that
I could just zip around it.
421
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:49,949
Mom, does this mean I
can play outside again?
422
00:18:49,974 --> 00:18:52,063
Yes. But not near the street,
423
00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:55,493
not after dark, and never
without supervision.
424
00:18:55,740 --> 00:18:57,393
I love you, too.
425
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,063
Can I go inside and play on my iPad?
426
00:19:01,088 --> 00:19:02,703
Okay.
427
00:19:04,225 --> 00:19:06,950
What was I thinking? He
could get carpal tunnel.
428
00:19:09,592 --> 00:19:11,245
Look at that speed bump.
429
00:19:11,452 --> 00:19:13,062
Isn't she beautiful?
430
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:16,094
Yeah. It reminds me of you.
431
00:19:16,119 --> 00:19:17,512
- Mm.
- Black,
432
00:19:17,537 --> 00:19:18,766
curvy...
433
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:21,742
and makes me want to slow
down and take my time.
434
00:19:21,767 --> 00:19:23,242
Oh...
435
00:19:24,269 --> 00:19:27,242
Oh, now I'm gonna feel guilty
every time I run over it.
436
00:19:28,252 --> 00:19:32,008
But, seriously, you did a
good thing for the community.
437
00:19:32,033 --> 00:19:33,641
You should be proud of yourself.
438
00:19:33,666 --> 00:19:35,547
Well, I'm glad you feel that way.
439
00:19:35,572 --> 00:19:37,492
Because I've decided...
440
00:19:39,690 --> 00:19:41,492
I'm not stopping here.
441
00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:48,241
What do you think?
442
00:19:48,266 --> 00:19:50,367
You're running for city council?
443
00:19:50,466 --> 00:19:51,773
- Yeah.
- You're kidding, right?
444
00:19:51,798 --> 00:19:53,408
Nope. You know, getting this done
445
00:19:53,433 --> 00:19:55,130
really woke up my sense of civic duty.
446
00:19:55,256 --> 00:19:58,325
Plus, I've always wanted to
see my face on a button.
447
00:19:59,739 --> 00:20:01,698
So, if you win,
448
00:20:01,723 --> 00:20:04,843
won't that mean you'll be super
busy doing government stuff
449
00:20:04,868 --> 00:20:08,445
and won't have the time to
hang around here as much?
450
00:20:08,602 --> 00:20:10,075
I'm afraid so.
451
00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:11,915
- Hmm.
- Well, in that case,
452
00:20:11,940 --> 00:20:13,273
you got my vote.
453
00:20:13,862 --> 00:20:19,313
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