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♪ She was unemployed, unhappy,
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♪ She had no cash!
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♪ Pretending to be classy,
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♪ but just poor white trash.
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The tragic but true fact is
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♪ a bitter aging actress
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♪ whose agent just
recently dropped her, ♪
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♪ sitting on her ass
drinking cheap boxed wine ♪
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♪ 'til she took a bogus
class while at home online, ♪
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♪ Finished that, came
in last, barely passed ♪
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♪ Now the bitch calls
herself a doctor! ♪
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♪ Who would have guessed
that this pony would treat ♪
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♪ the craziest of
the showbiz elite! ♪
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♪ And now the only thing
more distant and more scary ♪
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♪ is her slutty
blonde assistant, that
dumb whore Sherry ♪
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♪ You don't wanna be
on her client list ♪
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♪ It's Dr Jackie!
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♪ The unlicensed
psychotherapist ♪
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Good morning -
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Oh God! What a
gorgeous day, huh?
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We are so fortunate to
help people the way we do.
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We really are. I
mean, hashtag blessed.
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Am I right?
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I guess so-
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You guess so?
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Have you been crying?
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No. Why?
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Well, your eyes are
all red and glassy.
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Now either you've been crying
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or you've been smoking meth!
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Now, which is it, young lady?
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Okay. I've been crying-
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But why? You've
got a great job.
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You are what some
people might consider-
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relatively attractive.
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And other than that
persistent cough
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and the mole on your shoulder
that keeps changing shape,
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you've got your health.
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Listen, I don't wanna
bring my problems to work.
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Okay?
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You hired me to
be a professional.
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Just because my boyfriend
Joe dumped me last night,
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on stage in front of all
my friends and family
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at a karaoke bar
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on my birthday
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doesn't mean that I have
to fall apart emotionally.
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Okay?
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I'm fine.
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Oh boy. Um, well-
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what's my first
appointment today?
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Meryl.
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Oh God.
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She's already called to say
that she's stuck in traffic
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on the five freeway
and she's gonna be
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at least 30 minutes late.
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Oh, puh-leeze!
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That is such just bullshit!
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Just between you and me,
Meryl is a compulsive liar.
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That's why she's so
good at what she does.
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Turns out great acting
is nothing more than
just good lying.
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Oh, and being able
to do accents.
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What did I say?
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Sorry. It's just-
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My first date with Joe,
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it was a double feature
of "Sophie's Choice"
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and " A Cry in the Dark."
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Wow. That sounds fun.
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Listen, since Meryl
is running late,
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and seeing how I didn't
get you a birthday present,
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how about I treat you to an
emergency session right now?
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An emergency session?
What do you mean?
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You and me right
now in my office.
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For the next 30 minutes,
you are not my receptionist.
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You are my severely depressed,
deeply disturbed patient.
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But-
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I'm not gonna take
no for an answer.
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Happy birthday, Shirley.
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It's Sherry!
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I know that, silly.
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I was just trying
to make you smile.
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Boop!
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All right, now just relax
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and tell me what
happened last night.
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Well, like I said, we went
to my favorite karaoke bar.
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I invited all my
friends and family.
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I mean, I wanted everybody
to be there because you know,
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turning 30 is a big deal, right?
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Go on.
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So everything is going great.
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I started to open my presents.
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Oh my God! I got so
many amazing things.
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These really cute
bejeweled flip flops
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from my cousin Cindy,
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a Shellfish of the
Month Club membership
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from my neighbor Jan,
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and an Instant Pot
from my aunt Marcia
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and her much older
lesbian lover, Alice.
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Cindy, Jan, Marcia, and Alice?
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Where were Bobby,
Peter and Greg?
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Ugh. They couldn't make it.
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So anyway, everything
is going great.
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I blew out the
candles on my cake.
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My mom made my favorite
cake. Oh my God!
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Low-fat gluten-free vegan
fairtrade lemon cake
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with goat yoghurt icing
sweetened by monkfruit.
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Wait a minute,
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goat yoghurt isn't vegan.
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Oh my God. Are you sure?
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Okay. Listen, what do I know?
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I'm a therapist.
Not a nutritionist.
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Let it go.
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Please continue.
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So everything's going great.
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But that's when it dawned
on me that- wait a minute!
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My boyfriend, Joe hasn't
given me a present yet.
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That's when he jumps on stage
to dedicate a song to me.
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And I'm like thinking to myself,
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Okay, Sherry, why do you gotta
be such a negative Joanne-
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Nancy.
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Huh?
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The phrase is Negative Nancy.
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The alliteration?
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O-kay.
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So anyway, he gets
on stage to sing
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what I thought was
going to be our song,
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Happily Ever After
by Billy Eilish.
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But no, he starts to sing
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Fuck You by Ceelo Green.
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He didn't.
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He did.
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No.
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Yes.
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Fuck-
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You.
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Fuck you.
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FUCK YOU!
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Okay. I get it.
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The whole time he's
singing Fuck You,
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he's pointing right at me.
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I'm looking around, like,
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what is going on?
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All of a sudden he's like,
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"That's it, I've had it with
you, bitch. I'm outta here.
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You're so fucking annoying."
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Drops the mic and walks out.
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Needless to say, party was over.
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All right. Now,
Sherry, be honest.
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Did this just come
out of nowhere?
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Or looking back,
had there been signs
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that there was
trouble in paradise?
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Well, I mean, he called
me bitch all the time.
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I don't know.
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He did quit his
job at one point,
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so he could focus on his
band, Satan's Nutsack,
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and quit paying
half of his rent.
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There was that one time
he kicked in the TV
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just because I innocently said
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Benedict Cumberbatch
had a cute name.
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Sherry.
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Why did you put up with such
a clearly abusive asshole?
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I don't know.
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Well, did he have any
redeeming qualities?
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He knew karate?
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No!
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Remember this morning when
you said hashtag blessed?
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Mm-hm.
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Well, he was blessed.
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Down below.
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Oooooh-
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so you were dickmatized.
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Dickmatized?
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Yes. Dickmatized.
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That's when, how can I say
this in a tasteful way?
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When a guy's huge
cock blinds you
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to his douchebag bullshit ways.
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Oh no, no, no, no,
no, no, absolutely not.
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I mean, look, I don't wanna
question your authority,
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Dr. Jackie, you know more than
I do, but that's just not me.
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No way, no how.
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Sherry, if you're open to it,
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I'd like to do a
little exercise.
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I did hot yoga this morning.
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Not that, you idiot.
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It's my birthday!
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Different kind of exercise.
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It's called word association.
I'm going to say a word,
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and you say the first thing
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that pops into your
pretty little head.
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Okay!
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All right.
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Mm-hm!
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You ready?
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I'm ready.
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All right. Okay.
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Relationship.
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Dick.
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Commitment.
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Cock.
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Love.
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Big fat uncut tool.
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Oh dear.
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What?
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This is worse than I thought.
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Huh?
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Sherry, do you
remember the day we met?
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When I interviewed
for this job?
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Of course, yes.
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It was a long time ago,
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but I remember it
like it was yesterday,
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yesterday, yesterday-
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Why would you say
yesterday three times?
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Because it's a
flashback, stupid.
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Thank you for
coming in, Shirley.
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It's Sherry.
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I know that, silly. I was
just trying to make you smile.
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Oh!
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Now, I have read your resume,
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and although three years as
the assistant night manager
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at an Arby's is very impressive,
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I'm afraid It's not
the kind of experience
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that I was looking for.
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I know,
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I understand how stuffing a
beef and cheddar into a bag
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and asking people,
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"how many packets of barbecue
sauce would you like?"
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is not the same as
working in a busy office
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of a successful psychotherapist,
but I really need this job.
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You see, last night I broke
up with my boyfriend, Lance.
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He'd been treating me really
badly and disrespectfully
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and just, you know,
generally an asshole to me.
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So I kicked him out.
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But the problem is we
still work together
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at the previously mentioned
Arby's restaurant.
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It's not really a restaurant.
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Potato potato.
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The point is I now have to pay
full rent on the apartment,
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'cos I'm there alone.
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I don't know what to do,
but I know what I can do.
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I can work really hard. I
promise to give you 109%.
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I'll be the hardest
work you've ever seen.
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That way, you have time
to do what you do best,
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help crazy people be
a little less crazy.
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I like your
attitude, young lady.
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And I also like the fact
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that you kicked that jerk
boyfriend's butt to the curb.
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So what do you say?
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I say, congratulations.
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You're hired.
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Oh thank you, Dr. Jackie! I
promise I won't let you down.
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Where's
that girl I hired?
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Hmm?
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The one that wouldn't put
up with any crap from a guy,
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no matter how much meat was
swinging between his legs,
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where is she?
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She's right here.
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She's right here
in front of you!
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And all it took was that
black and white flashback
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to remind me of who
I am and what I want.
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Thank you, Dr. Jackie.
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Hello? Is
anyone fucking here?
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Oh shit, it's Meryl.
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Go tell her I'll be
with her in a minute.
263
00:10:30,206 --> 00:10:31,655
Yes ma'am!
264
00:10:31,655 --> 00:10:32,586
Oh, and Sherry.
265
00:10:32,586 --> 00:10:33,724
Yes. Dr. Jackie?
266
00:10:33,724 --> 00:10:35,551
Don't believe a word she says.
267
00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:38,068
Remember, she's a fucking liar.
268
00:10:46,965 --> 00:10:48,137
Hey, Dr. Jackie.
269
00:10:48,137 --> 00:10:49,827
It's John Cameron Mitchell.
270
00:10:49,827 --> 00:10:52,068
Oh, hi, John Cameron Mitchell,
271
00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:55,379
legendary star of "Hedwig
and the Angry Inch."
272
00:10:55,379 --> 00:10:56,896
How can I help you?
273
00:10:56,896 --> 00:10:58,275
I have a question for you.
274
00:10:58,275 --> 00:11:01,206
I just played Joe
Exotic in a TV series.
275
00:11:01,206 --> 00:11:02,413
Uh-huh.
276
00:11:02,413 --> 00:11:05,068
And you know, it's
a blonde mullet,
277
00:11:05,068 --> 00:11:07,827
you know, I'm used to
the Hedwig blonde wig,
278
00:11:07,827 --> 00:11:12,758
but I never really thought
about going out and getting laid
279
00:11:12,758 --> 00:11:14,310
in the Hedwig wig.
280
00:11:14,310 --> 00:11:15,931
What seems to be the problem?
281
00:11:15,931 --> 00:11:17,793
Can I wear the mullet out?
282
00:11:17,793 --> 00:11:20,482
As a kind of, you know,
283
00:11:20,482 --> 00:11:22,655
honey to attract the bees?
284
00:11:24,103 --> 00:11:26,137
I say, hell yes.
285
00:11:26,137 --> 00:11:27,551
At our age,
286
00:11:27,551 --> 00:11:31,482
we are allowed to do whatever
it takes to get laid.
287
00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:32,655
Let me know if it works,
288
00:11:32,655 --> 00:11:33,620
'cos if it does,
289
00:11:33,620 --> 00:11:35,862
hell, I'll even put on a wig.
290
00:11:36,793 --> 00:11:38,689
Thank you, Dr. Jackie.
291
00:11:38,689 --> 00:11:39,931
All right.
292
00:11:39,931 --> 00:11:41,793
Your insight is always
overwhelming to me.
293
00:11:41,793 --> 00:11:45,275
I'm so glad I came to you.
That makes so much sense.
294
00:11:45,275 --> 00:11:46,448
Thank you so much.
295
00:11:47,724 --> 00:11:48,586
Bye bye.
296
00:11:53,068 --> 00:11:54,551
As a professional entertainer,
297
00:11:54,551 --> 00:11:56,551
it's important that
I look my best.
298
00:11:56,551 --> 00:11:59,620
That's why I use the luxurious
but affordable products
299
00:11:59,620 --> 00:12:01,758
from Aaron Carre's skincare,
300
00:12:01,758 --> 00:12:04,620
moisturizers,
exfoliants, and more.
301
00:12:04,620 --> 00:12:09,000
Everything you need to
look your best at any age.
302
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,551
Try Aaron Carre skincare today.
303
00:12:14,068 --> 00:12:16,172
Here's your lunch!
304
00:12:21,517 --> 00:12:23,000
Have a seat.
305
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,206
Who the hell are you,
306
00:12:24,206 --> 00:12:26,551
and how could this
possibly be my lunch?
307
00:12:26,551 --> 00:12:27,379
Oh, hi!
308
00:12:29,103 --> 00:12:29,965
I'm Pete,
309
00:12:31,137 --> 00:12:34,137
with the Try, Try
Again temp agency,
310
00:12:34,137 --> 00:12:38,103
giving hard-to-employ people
another chance since 1989?
311
00:12:38,103 --> 00:12:39,448
I'm filling in for Sherry
312
00:12:39,448 --> 00:12:41,482
while she gets her
elbow reduction.
313
00:12:41,482 --> 00:12:43,000
Elbow reduction?
314
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,206
Mm-hm. Apparently
it's a thing.
315
00:12:45,206 --> 00:12:46,758
She'll be back on Monday.
316
00:12:46,758 --> 00:12:49,172
It's a surprisingly
fast recovery period.
317
00:12:49,172 --> 00:12:51,000
She told me in a
note she left me.
318
00:12:53,344 --> 00:12:55,103
Oh, and she also
wanted me to tell you
319
00:12:55,103 --> 00:12:59,137
that she is definitely
not at Coachella.
320
00:12:59,137 --> 00:13:02,620
And if you see photos
of her on social media,
321
00:13:02,620 --> 00:13:06,689
wearing overalls and
an oversized floppy hat
322
00:13:06,689 --> 00:13:09,310
that those photos are fake
323
00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:14,241
and that they were most likely
posted by her ex-boyfriend
324
00:13:14,241 --> 00:13:16,689
just to cause trouble.
325
00:13:16,689 --> 00:13:18,793
Never mind, I'll
deal with her later.
326
00:13:18,793 --> 00:13:22,379
Now you realize that
submarine sandwich
327
00:13:22,379 --> 00:13:26,965
isn't supposed to be the size
of an actual submarine, right?
328
00:13:26,965 --> 00:13:30,758
Well, Sherry told me in
a note that she wrote me
329
00:13:30,758 --> 00:13:35,103
that you wanted a six foot
submarine sandwich for lunch.
330
00:13:35,103 --> 00:13:37,689
I said six inch sub!
331
00:13:37,689 --> 00:13:40,000
Please don't yell at me.
332
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,413
I don't like when
people yell at me.
333
00:13:42,413 --> 00:13:45,275
You know how some people
are afraid of spiders
334
00:13:45,275 --> 00:13:47,137
and of flying
335
00:13:47,137 --> 00:13:49,482
and of Jennifer Lawrence?
336
00:13:49,482 --> 00:13:52,965
Well, that's how I
am, but with yelling.
337
00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:55,551
Okay. I won't yell.
338
00:13:55,551 --> 00:13:59,655
Can I please see the note
that Sherry gave you?
339
00:13:59,655 --> 00:14:01,310
Oh, I see what the problem is.
340
00:14:01,310 --> 00:14:02,965
Okay?
341
00:14:02,965 --> 00:14:05,758
See, that says six inch sub,
342
00:14:05,758 --> 00:14:08,379
those two little
lines mean inch.
343
00:14:08,379 --> 00:14:11,551
If there was only one
line, it would be feet.
344
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:12,793
It's a simple mistake.
345
00:14:12,793 --> 00:14:14,724
Please don't yell at me.
346
00:14:14,724 --> 00:14:16,172
I'm not yelling.
347
00:14:16,172 --> 00:14:19,137
I'm practically whispering.
348
00:14:19,137 --> 00:14:21,241
Like I said, this
is a simple mistake.
349
00:14:21,241 --> 00:14:23,413
Anyone could have made it.
350
00:14:23,413 --> 00:14:24,724
It's not your fault.
351
00:14:24,724 --> 00:14:26,689
Thank you for saying that.
352
00:14:26,689 --> 00:14:31,068
It's not your fault, something
I'm not used to hearing.
353
00:14:31,068 --> 00:14:33,000
You are very kind.
354
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,344
Well, you are very kind
355
00:14:34,344 --> 00:14:36,689
is not something
I'm used to hearing.
356
00:14:36,689 --> 00:14:39,206
Your next appointment's
waiting in the reception area.
357
00:14:39,206 --> 00:14:40,103
What?
358
00:14:40,103 --> 00:14:42,000
Why didn't you tell me?
359
00:14:57,551 --> 00:14:59,034
Send them in please.
360
00:15:01,448 --> 00:15:02,586
Hello? Welcome.
361
00:15:02,586 --> 00:15:05,379
I'm Dr. Jackie and you are?
362
00:15:05,379 --> 00:15:07,379
I- I'm Roy.
363
00:15:07,379 --> 00:15:08,758
I'm sorry. I can't hear you.
364
00:15:08,758 --> 00:15:09,724
I-I'm Roy.
365
00:15:09,724 --> 00:15:10,551
Roy?
366
00:15:10,551 --> 00:15:11,379
Yes.
367
00:15:11,379 --> 00:15:12,655
Hello Roy.
368
00:15:12,655 --> 00:15:14,827
Why are you here today?
How can I help you?
369
00:15:14,827 --> 00:15:18,758
Well, I, I, I struggle, as
you can see, with confidence.
370
00:15:18,758 --> 00:15:22,103
Okay. I'm gonna have to
ask that you please speak up.
371
00:15:22,103 --> 00:15:24,482
I'm shy
and I need help!
372
00:15:24,482 --> 00:15:25,793
You don't need to yell-
373
00:15:25,793 --> 00:15:26,620
Okay.
374
00:15:26,620 --> 00:15:27,793
There's a dis-
375
00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:28,310
you know, something
in the middle.
376
00:15:28,310 --> 00:15:29,103
Okay.
377
00:15:29,103 --> 00:15:30,034
You know?
378
00:15:30,034 --> 00:15:32,448
I need help with confidence.
379
00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:35,448
Okay. I think you're
in the right place.
380
00:15:35,448 --> 00:15:38,241
I've helped a lot of
people with confidence.
381
00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:41,551
Tell me in your everyday life,
like, what's the problem?
382
00:15:41,551 --> 00:15:44,620
Well, I struggle to be
a strong-willed person.
383
00:15:44,620 --> 00:15:48,034
I, I find myself to be
scared of situations and-
384
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:50,413
which is interesting because
in my professional life,
385
00:15:50,413 --> 00:15:52,379
I, I'm a lot stronger.
386
00:15:52,379 --> 00:15:54,517
I'm a lot more confident,
a little more outspoken.
387
00:15:54,517 --> 00:15:56,655
Right. What do
you do for a living?
388
00:15:56,655 --> 00:15:58,827
Well, I'm a drag performer.
389
00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:00,137
A what?
390
00:16:00,137 --> 00:16:01,620
A drag performer-
391
00:16:01,620 --> 00:16:03,862
It's a job now. Yeah. Some
of us do it for money.
392
00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:04,931
Drag?
393
00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:06,137
Now can you explain,
394
00:16:06,137 --> 00:16:09,137
is that where the fellas
dress up like ladies?
395
00:16:09,137 --> 00:16:10,275
Yeah, sort of.
396
00:16:10,275 --> 00:16:12,000
It started about eight years ago
397
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,758
with a very successful
reality television show.
398
00:16:15,758 --> 00:16:16,965
And what's happened-
399
00:16:16,965 --> 00:16:18,620
Wait, drag started
eight years ago?
400
00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:22,137
Only eight years ago.
According to the internet.
401
00:16:22,137 --> 00:16:23,551
Please go on.
402
00:16:23,551 --> 00:16:26,172
My drag character's
name is Bianca Del Rio.
403
00:16:26,172 --> 00:16:28,172
Would you like to see a photo?
404
00:16:28,172 --> 00:16:30,000
I'd love to.
405
00:16:31,689 --> 00:16:32,931
That's a lot-
406
00:16:32,931 --> 00:16:34,241
That's a lot of makeup.
407
00:16:36,793 --> 00:16:40,000
Let's just put that over there.
408
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,620
Try to focus.
409
00:16:41,620 --> 00:16:43,448
So she's bold.
410
00:16:43,448 --> 00:16:45,310
Yeah. She's very
bold and outspoken,
411
00:16:45,310 --> 00:16:47,310
but I struggle in my
real life, you know,
412
00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:49,655
outside of not having
liquor or drugs,
413
00:16:49,655 --> 00:16:50,862
it can be really challenging
414
00:16:50,862 --> 00:16:52,724
to find who I really
am as a person.
415
00:16:52,724 --> 00:16:55,448
So you don't do
any drugs or alcohol?
416
00:16:55,448 --> 00:17:00,000
No, but as you can see,
I'm very soft spoken and shy.
417
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,034
But when I'm Bianca, she's
always the life of the party,
418
00:17:03,034 --> 00:17:04,275
always with the cocktail,
419
00:17:04,275 --> 00:17:06,137
always with crowds
of people around her,
420
00:17:06,137 --> 00:17:08,172
laughing and
enjoying themselves.
421
00:17:08,172 --> 00:17:09,965
So essentially you're here
422
00:17:09,965 --> 00:17:13,172
to try to incorporate
more of Bianca
423
00:17:13,172 --> 00:17:16,137
into Roy's everyday life,
to be more outspoken,
424
00:17:16,137 --> 00:17:17,655
to stand up for yourself,
425
00:17:17,655 --> 00:17:20,000
to tell people how
you really feel.
426
00:17:21,275 --> 00:17:23,241
Okay. I'd like to
try something now
427
00:17:23,241 --> 00:17:26,172
where I say something
and you repeat it.
428
00:17:26,172 --> 00:17:27,068
Sure.
429
00:17:27,068 --> 00:17:30,655
I am powerful.
430
00:17:30,655 --> 00:17:34,068
I am outspoken.
431
00:17:34,068 --> 00:17:37,551
Okay. I am moving on.
432
00:17:37,551 --> 00:17:39,931
No, you don't say that.
433
00:17:39,931 --> 00:17:41,965
Stop!
434
00:17:41,965 --> 00:17:44,103
Oh, sorry. I didn't realize.
435
00:17:44,103 --> 00:17:46,517
How about we hypnotize you?
436
00:17:47,655 --> 00:17:48,931
Oh!
437
00:17:48,931 --> 00:17:50,827
Try to get to the
root of the problem.
438
00:17:53,827 --> 00:17:55,620
Can you unbutton the top button?
439
00:17:55,620 --> 00:17:57,206
I think that's a good start.
440
00:17:57,206 --> 00:17:58,034
Okay.
441
00:17:59,551 --> 00:18:01,517
This is turning into a
different type of session,
442
00:18:01,517 --> 00:18:03,137
but I kind of like it.
443
00:18:03,137 --> 00:18:04,068
It's one button.
444
00:18:04,068 --> 00:18:05,758
I need you to simmer down,
445
00:18:05,758 --> 00:18:07,068
and I'd like to
make it very clear.
446
00:18:07,068 --> 00:18:08,689
I don't find you attractive.
447
00:18:08,689 --> 00:18:11,275
Not like this and
not in that picture.
448
00:18:11,275 --> 00:18:12,517
Okay?
449
00:18:12,517 --> 00:18:15,793
I think we need
to really dig deep
450
00:18:15,793 --> 00:18:17,724
and find out what's going on.
451
00:18:17,724 --> 00:18:18,965
Why are you so shy?
452
00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:20,448
Why are you holding back?
453
00:18:20,448 --> 00:18:21,517
All right?
454
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:22,758
Okay.
455
00:18:22,758 --> 00:18:24,620
Because Bianca's
somewhere inside you
456
00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:26,551
and we need to tap into her.
457
00:18:26,551 --> 00:18:27,482
Sure.
458
00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:28,793
All right. So just watch this.
459
00:18:28,793 --> 00:18:29,758
Okay.
460
00:18:29,758 --> 00:18:32,448
Watch the swinging necklace.
461
00:18:32,448 --> 00:18:34,862
Bianca Del Rio is very tired.
462
00:18:36,586 --> 00:18:38,034
Tired?
463
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:40,793
What about this cheap
jewelry from Santee Alley
464
00:18:40,793 --> 00:18:44,448
that cost you 2 dollars?
That's really tired.
465
00:18:45,965 --> 00:18:47,862
Okay, careful, or I'll
give you the villain edit.
466
00:18:47,862 --> 00:18:49,000
What's the villain edit?
467
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,482
Oh! Yes!
468
00:18:50,482 --> 00:18:52,689
The villain edit, according
to Urban Dictionary,
469
00:18:52,689 --> 00:18:54,896
is a reality TV phenomena
470
00:18:54,896 --> 00:18:58,482
that makes one person seem
unlikeable, conniving,
471
00:18:58,482 --> 00:19:03,413
or makes them the villain for
the sake of good reality TV.
472
00:19:04,275 --> 00:19:06,655
Who are you talking to?
473
00:19:06,655 --> 00:19:08,000
No one.
474
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,655
I just really think
I made a big mistake
475
00:19:09,655 --> 00:19:11,517
by coming here today.
476
00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:12,689
Stay seated.
477
00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:17,965
I didn't realize that
I had to do this, but,
478
00:19:17,965 --> 00:19:21,000
I think it's time we tapped
into your inner child.
479
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:21,827
No.
480
00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:25,724
What the fuck is that?
481
00:19:25,724 --> 00:19:27,758
This is the Dr. Jackie puppet.
482
00:19:27,758 --> 00:19:30,689
You're gonna talk to
the puppet, not me.
483
00:19:30,689 --> 00:19:32,413
And we're gonna find
out what the problem is.
484
00:19:32,413 --> 00:19:34,413
This is gonna work.
Do you trust me?
485
00:19:34,413 --> 00:19:35,793
No, but-
486
00:19:35,793 --> 00:19:38,931
All
right, let's do this.
487
00:19:38,931 --> 00:19:41,724
Hi!
I'm Dr. Jackie!
488
00:19:41,724 --> 00:19:43,413
You're really bad at this.
489
00:19:43,413 --> 00:19:45,137
I could totally see
your lips moving.
490
00:19:45,137 --> 00:19:47,620
I'm a psychotherapist,
not a ventriloquist.
491
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,965
I'm not the winner of
"America's Got Talent."
492
00:19:49,965 --> 00:19:52,137
It's just hard 'cos
your lips are moving.
493
00:19:52,137 --> 00:19:53,344
I mean, can-
494
00:19:53,344 --> 00:19:55,241
that's actually
better for everyone.
495
00:19:55,241 --> 00:19:59,551
Even the fake people in
the back that are watching.
496
00:19:59,551 --> 00:20:02,172
Don't make me write
down "sees fake people."
497
00:20:02,172 --> 00:20:05,655
All of a sudden your next
tour will be canceled
498
00:20:05,655 --> 00:20:08,172
because you will be
in an insane asylum.
499
00:20:08,172 --> 00:20:09,551
I have that power.
500
00:20:09,551 --> 00:20:12,103
Now talk to the fucking puppet.
501
00:20:12,103 --> 00:20:14,517
Are you trying to trigger me,
502
00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:17,344
with this puppet
wearing a sombrero?
503
00:20:17,344 --> 00:20:19,000
That's racist.
504
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,862
Do you wanna
get better or not?
505
00:20:20,862 --> 00:20:22,034
Si.
506
00:20:22,034 --> 00:20:26,655
Hola?
Yo soy Dr. Yackie.
507
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:29,793
What's your name?
508
00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:31,344
Hola, Dr. Yackie.
509
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:37,275
My name is Roy, also
known as Bianca Del Rio.
510
00:20:37,275 --> 00:20:39,689
And I struggle with
inner confidence.
511
00:20:39,689 --> 00:20:44,655
You are
deeply disturbed and very sick.
512
00:20:46,034 --> 00:20:47,793
I'm deeply disturbed and
she's the one holding a puppet?
513
00:20:47,793 --> 00:20:49,000
Oh.
514
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,413
How dare you
question Dr Jackie!
515
00:20:52,689 --> 00:20:54,758
Come closer, little boy.
516
00:20:54,758 --> 00:20:58,068
I'm gonna show you what
happens to little boys
517
00:20:58,068 --> 00:21:00,137
who disrespect Dr. Jackie!
518
00:21:02,724 --> 00:21:04,172
Ow!
519
00:21:04,172 --> 00:21:07,758
If someone bothers you,
punch him in the nose!
520
00:21:07,758 --> 00:21:09,689
Like Bianca would.
521
00:21:09,689 --> 00:21:12,965
I actually feel worse than
I did before I came in here.
522
00:21:12,965 --> 00:21:16,000
I don't think your tactics or
methods are working at all.
523
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,793
The chanting, the hypnotism,
524
00:21:17,793 --> 00:21:20,275
the silly little
puppet that was racist.
525
00:21:20,275 --> 00:21:22,241
None of it has made
me feel any better.
526
00:21:22,241 --> 00:21:24,586
I'd like to point out that
the puppet may be racist,
527
00:21:24,586 --> 00:21:26,103
but I'm not.
528
00:21:26,103 --> 00:21:27,275
Sure.
529
00:21:27,275 --> 00:21:29,000
And I just
remembered something
530
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:32,000
that you mentioned a little
earlier in our session.
531
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,310
You said that Bianca Del Rio
532
00:21:34,310 --> 00:21:36,655
is always the life of the party?
533
00:21:36,655 --> 00:21:39,000
She always has a
cocktail in her hand?
534
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,413
Do you remember saying that?
535
00:21:40,413 --> 00:21:41,724
Vaguely.
536
00:21:41,724 --> 00:21:44,000
I think I understand
the problem.
537
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:47,896
If you wanna be more like
Bianca and be more outspoken,
538
00:21:47,896 --> 00:21:51,344
stand up for yourself, tell
people how you really feel,
539
00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:54,758
I think you just need
to start drinking
540
00:21:54,758 --> 00:21:56,517
even when you're not in drag.
541
00:21:57,689 --> 00:21:58,517
No.
542
00:21:58,517 --> 00:21:59,275
Yes.
543
00:22:00,379 --> 00:22:01,758
Do you think
this is gonna work?
544
00:22:01,758 --> 00:22:02,758
It worked for me.
545
00:22:08,551 --> 00:22:09,689
Try it.
546
00:22:17,724 --> 00:22:18,551
Ah!
547
00:22:22,689 --> 00:22:25,103
Now, how do you feel?
548
00:22:25,103 --> 00:22:26,551
How do I feel?
549
00:22:26,551 --> 00:22:28,793
I feel fucking amazing!
550
00:22:28,793 --> 00:22:30,827
I don't know if anyone's
ever gonna tell you this,
551
00:22:30,827 --> 00:22:34,137
Dr. Jackie, but
you're a fucking joke.
552
00:22:34,137 --> 00:22:35,620
This is bullshit!
553
00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:37,517
Have you looked at yourself?
554
00:22:37,517 --> 00:22:39,275
That old tired busted face
555
00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:41,965
that looks like Trixie Mattel
and Ronald McDonald fucked
556
00:22:41,965 --> 00:22:44,241
and had a baby they
should have aborted?
557
00:22:44,241 --> 00:22:46,000
Fuck off, dude!
558
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,241
And by the way, you're fat.
559
00:22:51,379 --> 00:22:53,896
Do you believe that shit?
560
00:22:53,896 --> 00:22:56,241
But she
was right about one thing.
561
00:22:56,241 --> 00:22:57,206
What's that?
562
00:22:57,206 --> 00:22:58,689
You are fat.
563
00:22:58,689 --> 00:23:00,724
Ouch!
564
00:23:00,724 --> 00:23:02,620
I'll kill you, you little bitch!
565
00:23:02,620 --> 00:23:03,793
I'll kill you!
566
00:23:05,068 --> 00:23:07,413
Excuse me, bonkers bitch.
567
00:23:07,413 --> 00:23:10,172
Could I just get
my picture back?
568
00:23:12,137 --> 00:23:13,000
Sure.
569
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,344
It's right here.
570
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,310
Pretty pretty.
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