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Okay, you make this shot,
you buy me lunch.
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No, no. I make this shot,
I win. You buy me lunch.
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No. I'm saying if you
make it, you buy me lunch.
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I got to make you lunch?
Buy. If you make it.
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Why would I do that?
If I make it, I win.
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Big talk.
Let's see ya
back it up.
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Well, just let me
do the shot.
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Okay, I didn't make it.
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Who buys who lunch?
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I'll buy you lunch,
you buy mine.
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* You can tell me that
your dog ran away *
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* Then tell me that it
took three days *
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* I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say *
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* You think there's
not a lot goin' on *
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* Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong *
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* And that's why you can
stay so long *
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* Where there's not a lot
goin' on *
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Here. We're returning
this movie.
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Yeah? How did you enjoy...
Blood of the Cursed?
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What kinda movie is that?
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It's hard to tell.
The title's so ambiguous.
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I know what kind it is.
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I didn't know my parents
liked slasher movies.
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Oh, I like a little scare
every now and then,
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that's not marriage related.
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Stupid movie. Buncha kids
camping in a haunted house.
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How would you know?
You were asleep.
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I read the box.
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I love the part where
they're making out
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and the killer sneaks up
behind him
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and digs a meat hook
into the guy's chest,
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and then it comes out
through the girl's neck.
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Bo-ring.
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Horror movies are stupid.
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Name one good horror
movie you've seen.
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I can't.
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See? They're all stupid.
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No, I've just never seen one.
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Oh, you haven't lived
until you've seen power tools
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cut a teenager in half.
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I took shop class.
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That's pathetic.
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You never took a girl to a
drive-in to see a scary movie?
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Yeah. But I didn't
see the movie,
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if you know what I mean.
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Sorry that took so long.
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They kept running
out relish.
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What did I miss?
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The movie.
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And the rest is none
of your beeswax.
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He's not the kind
to burp and tell.
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I can't believe it.
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In my own restaurant,
right under my nose.
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My jacket is gone.
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I was here the whole time,
eatin' lunch.
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Davis?
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The sandwich is great. Thanks.
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It was right over there.
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Sometimes the easiest
crimes to commit
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happen right in front
of your eyes.
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Makes you feel
like an idiot, huh?
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Davis, aren't you
going to do something?
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Whoa, hey, give
the man a break.
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He's in a high stress job.
He needs time to recharge.
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Oh, this sucks.
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You think you're safe because
you live in a small town.
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And then Karen
takes your jacket.
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Karen took my jacket?
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Who do you call when a
cop steals your stuff?
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Davis stole something?
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Two more bites
and I'm on it.
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Geez, Lacey, how come you're so
stingy with the fries?
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I'm sorry I took
your jacket.
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I had to run out
for a second.
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I didn't think
it was a big deal.
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Well, it wouldn't be, except
this jacket was a gift.
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I was with you
when you bought it.
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A gift to myself.
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You know, people who borrow
things usually ask first.
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It's called respect
between friends.
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Oh, you mean you and me?
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I thought we trusted
each other.
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We do.
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Enough that we can lend and
borrow things without asking.
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So I could borrow anything
of yours, anytime,
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no questions asked?
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By all means.
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Oh, I found your wallet
in your jacket pocket.
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I borrowed ten bucks.
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Afraid to watch
a scary movie.
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How could we raise
such a wimp?
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You know who I blame?
I blame myself.
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Oh. I was gonna blame
the hippies.
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But if you want to
take the rap, fine.
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It's not too late
to do the right thing,
turn our boy into a man.
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But I don't wanna
see a horror movie.
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Ditch your diapers, crybaby.
Time to become a man.
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I'm already a man.
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You're seeing the movie.
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Yes, Mom.
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You guys renting
a horror movie?
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Count me in.
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Are ya sure?
It'll make ya man.
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That's what they said about
tennis, and I turned out fine.
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Hey, sorry I took so long.
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It was under the
seat of my truck.
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I don't need
your cell phone.
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You were supposed to go get your
debit card and buy my lunch.
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Oh, right.
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It's out in my
truck somewhere.
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Why don't you carry a wallet,
like everyone else?
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Wow, you're right.
This solves all my problems.
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It sure does.
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Nah, I'm not really
a wallet guy.
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You were out there
rootin' around in your
truck for ten minutes.
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If you do that five times a day,
multiplied by 365 days,
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for 36 years,
you'd have wasted...
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12 years of your life.
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Twelve years?
Or is it 12 days?
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Wow, that's 12 years
I can't get back.
I don't think
I carried the four.
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That's birth to
grade six, gone.
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Well, grade five twice.
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Anyways, it's something
you should think about.
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Maybe I should park closer.
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Think more about it.
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Yeah, okay.
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Now,
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about lunch.
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We just ate.
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Maybe as a child you had a scary
experience you're suppressing.
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Maybe. You've met my dad, right?
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True.
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Maybe we should go
with somethin' light.
134
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Ah, how about this?
135
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Scream Fest is light?
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What is it, a romantic romp?
137
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How about Hell Train?
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A buncha people trapped
on a possessed train.
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Based on a true story.
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Satan's locomotive?
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Ah,
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Dr. Murder Blood?
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Is that the sequel to
Mr. Murder Blood Goes
to Medical School?
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You really don't
want to do this, do you?
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Hey, Garfield.
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All right.
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Whoa, check out
Mr. Pockets.
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What you said earlier
really opened my eyes.
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No more storin' stuff in
my truck, no more wasted time.
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If Batman wore pants, these
would be the pants he'd wear.
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Batman would
never wear pants.
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I've got a pocket
for my cell phone.
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Uh, my flashlight's
down here.
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There's even a secret pocket.
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Oh, yeah? Where's that?
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It's right... oh.
Ho-ho-ho, ya almost got me.
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Okay, no, no.
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Anything ya need,
I'm wearin' it.
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Come on, try me.
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Okay.
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You got any gum?
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Uh, no.
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How about a pen?
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Cough drops? Matches?
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Tweezers? Hand lotion?
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No. No. But check it out.
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I got a cork and this
really cool rock.
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You're an embarrassment
to your pants.
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No, no, no, no.
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Hey, look. Look. Huh?
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You didn't even
look at the cork.
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Hi, Oscar. Hey, Emma.
Hi.
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Ooo, looks like someone's
havin' a party.
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Yeah.
A turn-our-son-into-a-man party.
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Brent's having
a bar mitzvah?
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No. We're showing him
a scary movie.
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He's too sensitive
or something.
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I blame the hippies.
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Well, I'm glad his journey
into adulthood will include...
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Yummy Gums.
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Those are for me.
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I like your sunglasses.
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Oh. Thank you.
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They're Karen's, actually.
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I can borrow her stuff.
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She can borrow my stuff.
187
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I guess we have what you'd
call a don't-ask policy.
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Like the military.
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Not exactly.
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Next time not so fast.
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Someone borrowed
my regular ones.
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That's a lot of stuff.
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I guess you could say
it's a pant load.
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Breath mints, bug spray,
lighter, tweezers.
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Who are ya...
like, the guy?
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That guy from the TV show,
always buildin' anything
outta stuff.
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MacGyver?
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Who are ya, MacGyver?
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Don't derail him. He's finally
getting breath mints.
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Go ahead and laugh.
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But you multiply the time
it takes you to make fun of me
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by three and then add a year and
then divide that by your age
203
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and, you know, you're wastin'
a good 20, 30 years
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of your life, right there.
205
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Yeah? Well, time well wasted.
206
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You know, this is
a big responsibility.
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I got a lotta pockets
to fill,
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a lot of contingencies
to be ready for.
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You got any money?
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Out in my truck.
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Thank you for
the sunglasses.
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I guess you've learned
a little lesson, huh?
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Yeah.
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Here's your iPod.
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You borrowed my iPod?
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This was in my purse.
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I know.
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Behind the counter,
below the till.
219
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By the way, you're
out of red lipstick.
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Oh, fine.
221
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I guess you're okay if
I borrow this, then?
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Yep.
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Maybe I'll make some
long distance calls.
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Knock yourself out.
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See ya.
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Hey, where's my cell phone?
227
00:10:01,730 --> 00:10:03,660
Hey, pass me the jam.
228
00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:07,321
I could waste valuable time
reachin' for that jam, or...
229
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I could give you
one of mine.
230
00:10:09,950 --> 00:10:12,678
Mmm, warm jam
from your pants.
231
00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:15,506
Well, let me think about
that while Lacey passes me
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the jam that's not
from your pants.
233
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Oh. Just a sec.
I gotta wipe my hands.
234
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Oh, hold on, hold on.
235
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Wow. Thanks, Hank.
236
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You want peanut
butter for that?
No.
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Those pants have
everything.
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00:10:29,747 --> 00:10:31,976
Yeah. Let my pants surprise you.
239
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Come on, challenge me.
240
00:10:33,607 --> 00:10:36,236
Okay. How about pliers?
241
00:10:36,335 --> 00:10:39,630
Oh, I-I don't know, Brent.
Not as smart as you thought.
242
00:10:39,730 --> 00:10:42,125
Regular or needle nose?
243
00:10:48,015 --> 00:10:50,178
What happened
to my computer?
244
00:10:50,277 --> 00:10:53,106
What do you think happened
to your computer?
245
00:10:54,669 --> 00:10:56,666
Anybody need a laptop?
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00:10:56,766 --> 00:10:58,962
No. Lacey took it.
247
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Why didn't you stop her?
248
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I'm not good at confrontation.
249
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You're a cop.
You have to take people on.
250
00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:09,045
Okay, okay, whatever you say.
251
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I made popcorn.
252
00:11:14,867 --> 00:11:16,497
Oh, you're a
wonderful host.
253
00:11:16,597 --> 00:11:18,029
Mm, my pleasure.
254
00:11:18,128 --> 00:11:21,056
It gives me a chance to
use this new DVD player.
255
00:11:21,156 --> 00:11:22,553
What are we
watchin', again?
256
00:11:22,653 --> 00:11:24,583
What do you care?
You'll be asleep.
257
00:11:24,683 --> 00:11:26,246
Long Weekend of Evil.
258
00:11:26,346 --> 00:11:28,144
Is that in May?
259
00:11:29,407 --> 00:11:31,404
Oh, geez. I don't
like this already.
260
00:11:31,504 --> 00:11:33,102
Nothing's happened yet.
261
00:11:33,201 --> 00:11:34,865
Who's that guy?
262
00:11:36,228 --> 00:11:38,192
Why's he gettin'
outta the car?
263
00:11:40,888 --> 00:11:43,017
Is that his cabin
or her cabin?
264
00:11:44,115 --> 00:11:47,044
What do you think a place
like that would go for?
265
00:11:47,144 --> 00:11:48,540
All good questions, Oscar.
266
00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:52,167
Why don't you close your
eyes and think about
them for a while.
267
00:11:52,267 --> 00:11:55,294
Oh, don't go in there.
268
00:11:55,395 --> 00:11:57,291
Betcha a cat's
gonna jump out.
269
00:11:57,392 --> 00:11:58,789
A cat? When?
270
00:11:58,889 --> 00:12:00,552
Don't know when.
271
00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:03,947
Why do cats gotta jump out
at people all the time?
272
00:12:04,047 --> 00:12:06,209
Here, kitty kitty.
273
00:12:09,071 --> 00:12:11,599
Or buzz saw.
274
00:12:11,699 --> 00:12:14,062
I'm just glad
it wasn't a cat.
275
00:12:14,161 --> 00:12:15,826
Took his head clean off.
276
00:12:15,926 --> 00:12:18,253
Clean? There's blood everywhere.
277
00:12:18,354 --> 00:12:20,683
Looks like it's her
cabin now, eh, Dad?
278
00:12:30,999 --> 00:12:32,928
You okay?
279
00:12:33,028 --> 00:12:34,592
Oh, I'm more than okay.
280
00:12:34,692 --> 00:12:36,888
I'm fully loaded to
maximum pant capacity.
281
00:12:36,988 --> 00:12:38,685
Check this out.
282
00:12:38,785 --> 00:12:40,181
Hey, Hank.
283
00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:41,680
Can I get ya anything?
284
00:12:41,780 --> 00:12:43,609
Uh, no thanks, Phil. I'm good.
285
00:12:47,136 --> 00:12:49,299
Heh-heh-heh.
Pretty cool, huh?
286
00:12:49,399 --> 00:12:51,728
Wow. I gotta admit,
I'm impressed.
287
00:12:51,828 --> 00:12:53,458
Hey, beer's on me tonight.
288
00:12:55,421 --> 00:12:56,920
Hey. Oh, whoa, woo.
289
00:12:58,383 --> 00:13:00,146
Where'd that come from?
290
00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:01,311
Geesh.
291
00:13:07,567 --> 00:13:09,663
You got one for me?
292
00:13:10,428 --> 00:13:12,424
I can make ya a daiquiri.
293
00:13:13,456 --> 00:13:15,086
Huh?
294
00:13:19,346 --> 00:13:21,109
It's over?
295
00:13:22,673 --> 00:13:25,335
The evil guy's not dead yet.
296
00:13:25,435 --> 00:13:27,431
Well, that's just freaky.
297
00:13:27,531 --> 00:13:29,561
That was the scariest
movie I've seen yet.
298
00:13:29,660 --> 00:13:34,319
If you got a cat, put a bell
around its neck so you know
where it is.
299
00:13:34,419 --> 00:13:37,480
Who won?
Team Canada.
300
00:13:37,580 --> 00:13:39,776
Um, hello?
301
00:13:39,876 --> 00:13:41,373
Oh, hey, Lacey.
302
00:13:41,473 --> 00:13:43,869
What are you all
doing in my house?
303
00:13:43,968 --> 00:13:46,164
Oh, we're watching
a movie.
Oh.
304
00:13:46,264 --> 00:13:49,092
It's about some stupid evil cat,
but it won't die.
305
00:13:49,193 --> 00:13:51,522
And Team Canada
tries to kill it.
306
00:13:51,621 --> 00:13:54,083
Your sentences are like quilts.
307
00:13:54,184 --> 00:13:56,712
You just let yourselves
into my house?
308
00:13:56,813 --> 00:13:59,275
No. Karen invited us.
309
00:13:59,375 --> 00:14:01,371
I found jujubes!
310
00:14:02,203 --> 00:14:04,632
Oh. Hi, Lacey.
311
00:14:04,732 --> 00:14:06,960
You borrowed my house.
312
00:14:09,023 --> 00:14:11,786
Well, there should be some
scary music right about now.
313
00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:20,370
Hey, Brent.
314
00:14:20,470 --> 00:14:22,700
I need to pick up
a few things.
315
00:14:23,298 --> 00:14:27,358
Ribbon, plastic spoons,
dental floss, taco shells.
316
00:14:27,458 --> 00:14:29,421
What, are you opening
your own Wal-Mart?
317
00:14:29,521 --> 00:14:32,981
Man, it's these pants.
They're never satisfied.
318
00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:35,344
Well, I don't even
carry half this stuff.
319
00:14:35,443 --> 00:14:36,974
Pogs?
320
00:14:37,073 --> 00:14:39,968
I don't know how much longer
I can keep this up.
321
00:14:40,068 --> 00:14:42,365
There's just no
pleasin' these pants.
322
00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:44,860
Hey, uh, Hank, have
you got a thimble?
323
00:14:44,959 --> 00:14:47,656
What do you people
want from me?
324
00:14:47,755 --> 00:14:50,650
I'm not sure.
But he wants a thimble.
325
00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:52,647
Put it on the list.
326
00:14:55,708 --> 00:14:57,604
Did you have fun
borrowing my house?
327
00:14:57,705 --> 00:15:00,433
It wasn't your house, it
was just your living room.
328
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:03,560
Besides, you using my laptop was
like borrowing my whole office.
329
00:15:03,660 --> 00:15:06,322
I didn't let Oscar drool
all over your computer.
330
00:15:06,422 --> 00:15:08,884
You replaced the high scores
on my computer games.
331
00:15:08,984 --> 00:15:11,213
Yeah. Well, that wasn't
very hard to do.
332
00:15:11,314 --> 00:15:13,410
You really suck
at mah-jong.
333
00:15:13,510 --> 00:15:14,675
Fine.
334
00:15:14,774 --> 00:15:17,602
When it comes to borrowing,
the gloves are off.
335
00:15:17,702 --> 00:15:19,499
All right, I guess they are.
336
00:15:19,599 --> 00:15:23,592
Should I charge you for
those fries, or are you
just going to borrow them?
337
00:15:23,692 --> 00:15:26,487
I'll pay for them.
Can I borrow some money?
338
00:15:27,585 --> 00:15:29,081
Take it outta here.
339
00:15:29,181 --> 00:15:31,444
I borrowed your purse.
340
00:15:41,825 --> 00:15:49,612
*
341
00:15:50,277 --> 00:15:52,506
Oscar, can you go down
in the basement
342
00:15:52,607 --> 00:15:54,669
and get me
a jar of pickles?
343
00:15:54,768 --> 00:15:58,995
Why can't you do it?
You're closer.
Because I'm busy.
344
00:15:59,095 --> 00:16:00,492
Oh, I get it.
345
00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:04,419
You're scared to go down
in the basement because
of that dumb movie.
346
00:16:04,519 --> 00:16:05,617
No, I'm not.
347
00:16:05,716 --> 00:16:09,476
Is the bogey man waiting
under the stairs?
348
00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:11,273
Just go get the pickles.
349
00:16:11,373 --> 00:16:12,803
Are you kidding?
350
00:16:12,903 --> 00:16:15,666
Who knows what kinda
lunatic's down there.
351
00:16:20,590 --> 00:16:23,385
Oh, man, I'm not sure
this is all worth it.
352
00:16:23,485 --> 00:16:25,813
I mean, sure, it's nice
being all self-sufficient,
353
00:16:25,914 --> 00:16:29,475
but it seems my whole life
revolves around my pants.
354
00:16:29,574 --> 00:16:31,802
Well, it seems to me
like those pants
355
00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:34,432
are wearin' the pants
in this relationship.
356
00:16:34,533 --> 00:16:36,960
You think so?
357
00:16:37,659 --> 00:16:39,057
I know so.
358
00:16:39,157 --> 00:16:41,586
I have been in relationships
like this before,
359
00:16:41,685 --> 00:16:43,083
normally with people.
360
00:16:43,183 --> 00:16:46,145
You know at first
everything is great.
361
00:16:46,245 --> 00:16:47,808
And then the novelty wears off
362
00:16:47,908 --> 00:16:50,570
and then it's all me, me,
me, me, me, me.
363
00:16:50,669 --> 00:16:52,467
Is that why they dump you?
364
00:16:52,566 --> 00:16:55,329
The point is,
maybe the best thing for you
365
00:16:55,428 --> 00:16:57,191
is to break up
with your pants.
366
00:16:57,291 --> 00:16:58,323
Whoa.
367
00:16:58,423 --> 00:17:01,384
You talk about them like
they're not even here.
368
00:17:01,485 --> 00:17:02,615
That was Mom.
369
00:17:02,714 --> 00:17:05,609
Her and Dad are too afraid
to go down in the basement.
370
00:17:06,807 --> 00:17:09,570
Geez, your folks got a
good handle on reality.
371
00:17:09,669 --> 00:17:12,863
Do they think there's
an axe murderer hiding
in the potato bin?
372
00:17:12,963 --> 00:17:14,793
In with the pickles,
actually.
Oh.
373
00:17:14,893 --> 00:17:17,987
So now they need me to
go down there for them.
374
00:17:19,352 --> 00:17:22,114
Hey, while I'm gone, could
you clean the stock room?
375
00:17:22,214 --> 00:17:23,977
What?
376
00:17:29,334 --> 00:17:31,165
By myself?
377
00:17:32,096 --> 00:17:34,026
You sure you
want to do this?
378
00:17:34,126 --> 00:17:36,754
This way there's
closure.
379
00:17:41,879 --> 00:17:44,740
It's not you, it's me.
380
00:17:47,136 --> 00:17:51,329
Whoa-ooo! Hoo-hoo-hoo!
That was awesome!
381
00:17:51,429 --> 00:17:53,126
Buy me lunch?
382
00:17:53,226 --> 00:17:55,987
Huh? Oh. I can't.
383
00:17:56,086 --> 00:18:00,079
I just realized my debit
card's still in those pants.
384
00:18:00,179 --> 00:18:01,078
Great.
385
00:18:01,177 --> 00:18:03,573
Now you're borrowing
my wood chipper.
386
00:18:05,038 --> 00:18:07,267
Well, here you go,
one jar of pickles.
387
00:18:07,367 --> 00:18:09,263
Found them right behind
the severed heads.
388
00:18:09,364 --> 00:18:11,426
We're just taking extra care
to make sure
389
00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:14,487
we're safe in our home
and you make fun of us.
390
00:18:14,587 --> 00:18:18,081
I'm not as sensitive now that
you've turned me into a man.
391
00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:19,678
I'm finally
kinda proud of ya.
392
00:18:19,777 --> 00:18:22,407
Can you go to the shed
and get my rake?
393
00:18:22,505 --> 00:18:25,567
Why are you freaked out?
You didn't even see the movie.
394
00:18:25,667 --> 00:18:28,861
I saw the credits. Some of
the letters were bleeding.
395
00:18:28,962 --> 00:18:30,658
I borrowed your
curling iron.
396
00:18:30,758 --> 00:18:32,156
I hope that's okay.
397
00:18:32,256 --> 00:18:34,352
Sure, it's fine.
398
00:18:34,451 --> 00:18:36,349
Feel free to
say if it's not.
399
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:37,845
No, I'm happy.
400
00:18:37,946 --> 00:18:39,144
You happy?
401
00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:41,240
I'm happy.
402
00:18:41,340 --> 00:18:43,403
Because you're probably
gettin' tired of this.
403
00:18:43,502 --> 00:18:45,465
No.
404
00:18:45,564 --> 00:18:47,994
Are you?
No. It's great.
405
00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:50,157
I'm late for work.
406
00:18:55,115 --> 00:18:56,147
This okay?
407
00:18:56,246 --> 00:18:57,212
Sure.
408
00:18:57,312 --> 00:18:58,909
Great.
409
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:10,122
Hey, you never let me
use the sirens.
410
00:19:19,039 --> 00:19:28,921
*
411
00:19:29,021 --> 00:19:32,881
*
412
00:19:32,981 --> 00:19:34,878
Hey, what's goin' on?
413
00:19:34,978 --> 00:19:36,109
Whoa! Whoo-woo!
414
00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:37,806
Whoa, whoa! Whoa!
415
00:19:37,905 --> 00:19:39,969
Whoa!
416
00:19:40,069 --> 00:19:41,266
Sorry.
417
00:19:41,365 --> 00:19:44,094
I thought you
were a psycho.
418
00:19:44,195 --> 00:19:46,356
Yeah, I'm the psycho.
419
00:19:46,456 --> 00:19:48,619
Okay, that's it.
No more slasher flicks.
420
00:19:48,719 --> 00:19:50,982
I think it's time I broadened
everyone's horizons
421
00:19:51,082 --> 00:19:53,045
with a little culture.
422
00:19:53,145 --> 00:19:55,407
Slam Dunk Money?
423
00:19:55,507 --> 00:19:57,437
Trust me. Of all the
animals-playing-sports movies,
424
00:19:57,537 --> 00:19:59,102
this is one of the best.
425
00:19:59,202 --> 00:20:00,765
That monkey's not
wearin' a shirt.
426
00:20:00,865 --> 00:20:03,261
How can you tell which
team he's playin' for?
427
00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:06,721
The monkey plays basketball?
How high can that thing jump?
428
00:20:06,821 --> 00:20:10,115
Actually, he just runs
up the pole and stands
on the backboard.
429
00:20:10,215 --> 00:20:12,544
Oh, come on. Even I know
that's not allowed.
430
00:20:12,644 --> 00:20:14,973
It's not. Until crusty league
commissioner Ed Asner
431
00:20:15,073 --> 00:20:17,268
is forced to change the rules.
432
00:20:17,368 --> 00:20:20,796
Oh, but I've said too much.
Let's just watch.
433
00:20:23,025 --> 00:20:26,419
Maybe the monkey will be playing
against Team Canada, eh, Oscar?
434
00:20:26,519 --> 00:20:28,749
*
435
00:20:28,849 --> 00:20:31,909
Okay, I'm going to bed.
Lock up when you leave.
436
00:20:32,009 --> 00:20:33,840
Goodnight.
Night. Night.
437
00:20:39,895 --> 00:20:41,659
Oh, Hank, you got
any dental floss?
438
00:20:41,759 --> 00:20:44,520
Uh, nope. Sorry, I can't
help ya. Isn't that great?
439
00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:46,118
I guess.
440
00:20:49,113 --> 00:20:51,341
Back to the old
pants, I see.
441
00:20:51,442 --> 00:20:53,571
Yep. No more pockets
to answer to.
442
00:20:53,671 --> 00:20:56,000
I'm a free man.
443
00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:58,828
I guess a part of me
misses the old Hank,
444
00:20:58,928 --> 00:21:00,325
the old new Hank.
445
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,455
Aw. Well, the new
old Hank's starvin'.
446
00:21:02,555 --> 00:21:04,218
How about some lunch?
I'm buyin'.
447
00:21:04,318 --> 00:21:08,477
I guess this means I'm back
to waitin' for you to get
stuff outta your truck?
448
00:21:08,577 --> 00:21:10,474
Nope. I decided
to get a wallet.
449
00:21:10,574 --> 00:21:12,470
This solves all
my problems.
450
00:21:12,570 --> 00:21:14,434
It sure does.
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