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Well, what do you think?
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Nice.
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A vintage 1972 Jenson.
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I thought it was a
table hockey game.
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Oh, yeah.
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You're right.
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Do you play?
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A little.
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Oh.
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Well, here, then.
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Let me show you
how it's done.
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Yeah! Ten to nothin'!
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Whoo.
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Thanks for showin' me
how it's done.
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Wow.
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Am I ever a good teacher.
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* You can tell me that
your dog ran away *
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* Then tell me that it
took three days *
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* I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say *
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* You think there's
not a lot goin' on *
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* Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong *
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* And that's why you can
stay so long *
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* Where there's not a lot
goin' on *
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What do you guys know
about the DRYWA?
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It's the Dog River Youngish
Women Association.
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Right.
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They broke away from
the Dog River Y.
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Why?
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I mean why did
they break away?
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Oh, something about
yoga being a sin.
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Well, it is pretty sexy.
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So are you thinkin' of joinin'
that, uh, D... D-R-Y...
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D- A... W...
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Yes.
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And if I join, I can
nominate someone
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as a distinguished woman.
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What's their definition
of distinguished?
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A woman who was on fire
and they put her out.
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It's a woman who has
distinguished herself.
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Oh, that's even harder.
By helping the community.
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I'm thinking of joining so
I can nominate someone.
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That's just a scam
to get new members.
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It is not. You have
to be a member...
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Scam.
Brent?
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I'm with the guy
who thinks we have
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a fire distinguisher
in the hallway.
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Even though it's the 21st
century, I hate to tell you,
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it's a man's world and women
have to stick together,
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and it's not a scam.
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And you have to stop thinking of
women only in traditional roles.
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You're right.
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Could you get me
some more coffee?
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Sure.
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Here's the coffee maker
that you, as a member,
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would have access to.
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And we have a calendar that
our members can look at.
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Don't write on it.
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This is very impressive.
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I'd like to join.
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Well, that's great, Lacey.
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And I would like to nominate
someone for your award.
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Fantastic.
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You know, a lot of people
nominate someone frivolously.
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We don't truck
with that here.
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That's why we broke away
from the Y, that and yoga.
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Well, the person I'm thinking
of has done a lot
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for the community, so.
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And you can't
nominate yourself.
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Of course not.
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DRYWA.
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
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Aaah!Aaah!
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Man, that was unbelievable.
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I mean you wouldn't be able
to beat Brent, but...
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I don't know.
She's pretty good.
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Yeah. But I mean Brent's
the best. You know?
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When it comes to table hockey,
he's King of the Knobs.
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That's pretty high praise,
considering the source.
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And they have a calendar.
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But you can't write on it,
which seemed fair.
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Is there a coffee maker?
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Now I just need to find someone
to nominate as a distinguished
woman.
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Oh, good luck finding
a distinguished woman
in Dog River.
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They're all a buncha
stuck-up snobs.
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Shame on you.
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This town has a lot of
thoughtful, caring women.
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Stop pawin' the candy,
ya little pukes.
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No jaywalking.
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Hi. I'm taking donations
for the...
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There. All better.
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You can't nominate
yourself, remember?
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Oh, right.
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Excuse me?
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My tie's caught
in the door.
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I'll go with Emma.
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She's the worst of the bunch.
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Hey.
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Karen just crushed me
at table hockey.
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I didn't know she played.
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Yeah. And she called you a knob.
You gotta go take her out.
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I'll show that stuck-up cop
who's a knob.
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I bet he will, too. Mm-hmm.
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So, uh, ahem,
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why would Lacey
join the DRYWA?
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Oh, she wants to
nominate somebody
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for the Distinguished Woman
of Honour Award thing.
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Did, uh, my name come up?
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No.
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Why not?
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Oh, well, you're too...
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Young?
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All right.
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Well, that was easier than
I thought it would be.
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So you won the game?
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No. I meant walkin' here
from the Cop Shop.
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I thought it was further.
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Karen stomped me
at table hockey.
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Karen plays table hockey?
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Cool.
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I'm gonna go over there and give
her an old school shelackin'.
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And if I see your dignity
in the ditch,
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I'll pick it up for ya.
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Oh!
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And I win again.
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Wow, you're...
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Really good at table hockey
and should play Brent?
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So, do you have
someone to nominate?
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Yes, I do.
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Emma Leroy.
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Emma?
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What's she done
for the community?
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Uh...
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I would hate to see you nominate
someone without reason.
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That's a debacle from which few
youngish women recover.
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It is all gonna work out.
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You'll see, when you get the
nomination, she has done lots.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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What have you done for
the community lately?
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Pardon?
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Well, you know, what have you
done for the community,
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I was just wondering?Oh.
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What about "How's the weather?"
or "How's your health?"
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Sorry. How are you feelin'?
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Good. Can't complain.
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Okay. And what have you
done for the community?
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So Karen won.
She must be okay.
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She has a different style
of game, very disciplined.
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I just dump it into the corners.
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She passes. It's amazing.
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Your way's the old-fashioned
way. You're outta touch.
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She's the best in Dog River.
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Could be.
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She's not the best.
Brent's the best.
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You better be prepared to put
your money where your mouth is,
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where your Karen is,
put Karen where your mouth is.
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It doesn't really matter.
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Oh, big talk, tough guy.
Karen's gonna destroy you.
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Destroy him?
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That's a little dramatic,
don't ya think?
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It just kinda slipped out.
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You scared now?
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No. I'll play.
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Brent will destroy you.
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He's a terrifying
table hockey monster.
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Hey, look.
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These little guys
got moustaches.
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You can't have all the games
at the Police Station.
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That's home ice advantage, well,
home fibreboard advantage.
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All right. We'll have
a best of seven series,
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four games at
the Police Station,
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four games at
Oscar and Emma's.
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That's eight.
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Fine. You want eight
games, you're on.
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Have you guys
ever noticed
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how many great things
Emma does around here?
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She works here?Since when?
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Around town. You know?
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Has she... ever done anything
that-that really stood out?
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Well, she does have
that red jacket.
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That's true, she does
have that jacket.
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Looks pretty sharp.
And warm.
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Great. Thanks for your help.
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What are you doin'?
Checkin' my pulse.
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Duh? It's on your wrist.
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So, uh, trainin'
for the big match?
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Well, I run normally,
but I guess it could help.
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You're like a machine.
How far do you run?
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Down to the thing.
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It's like a science
with you.
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Mm-hmm.
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Whoa.
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I've just seen the new face
of table hockey.
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Eight games? That
doesn't make any sense.
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Why not the best of seven?
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It's a Davis math issue.
Don't worry. We'll crush 'em.
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How's the training goin'?
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What are you doin'?
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I'm gonna tape this series
for posterity.
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It's gonna be big.
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That's a state-of-the-art
camera you got there.
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VHS, baby.
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What? This is you preparing?
'Cause Karen was joggin'.
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Jogging?
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She's good. She doesn't know
where her pulse is, but...
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Karen's jogging.
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What are you doing?
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I hadn't thought about it.
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I'm pretty sure
it won't be jogging.
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* Hello, out there,
we're on the air *
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* It's Hockey Night tonight
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* The tension grows...
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Wow. A lotta people
showed up.
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It's our national pastime.
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Well, a miniature version
of our national pastime.
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So you've trained pretty hard.
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I heard you been joggin'.
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I heard you been drinkin'.
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Well, I don't want to brag.
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Okay, people, there's too
many of you down here.
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You'll have
to clear out.
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You're throwin'
my boy off his game.
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I could run a cable from this
up to the TV upstairs.
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They can watch up there
and I could stay down here
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and shoot it.
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That's a great idea,
aside from you staying.
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Thanks.
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So, you're nominating Emma
because she's a nice lady
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and she has a red jacket.
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And you'll notice
that's my own printing.
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I have very neat printing.
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I hope this isn't
a joke nomination.
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Because I went to
the wall for you.
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There was talk of you
being allowed to write
on the calendar. Oh.
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No. No, it's-it's just
that Emma has done so much,
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that I'm, um, I'm putting it
all on a separate sheet.
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In fact, today, uh, Emma's
doing Meals and Wheels.
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Isn't that
Meals on Wheels?
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Uh-huh.
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You ready?
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Yeah, now that Hank
put his shirt back on.
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Why? There's always a streaker.
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Just drop the puck.
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*
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Why is this in black and white?
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It's Hank.
It wasn't Hank.
I hooked it up.
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And it doesn't work right? Hmm.
248
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Now my whole world
makes no sense.
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I'll get it.
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I'm trying to watch
the hockey game.
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But I signed us up
for Meals and Wheels.
What?
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It'll be fun.
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I've got the meals
and the wheels.
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This is for the community.
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You can't coast on
that jacket forever.
Jacket?
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Those sandwiches
look good.
257
00:11:36,976 --> 00:11:38,907
This isn't what
I had in mind.
258
00:11:39,007 --> 00:11:41,403
Oh. Is that roast beef?
259
00:11:47,264 --> 00:11:49,361
Hah! You lose!
260
00:11:49,461 --> 00:11:52,957
I'm just lulling ya...
into a false...
261
00:11:54,855 --> 00:11:56,486
I gotta lie down.
262
00:11:59,382 --> 00:12:01,547
You-you beat Brent.
263
00:12:01,647 --> 00:12:03,611
You're Queen of the Knobs.
264
00:12:03,711 --> 00:12:06,307
Please don't call me that.
265
00:12:06,407 --> 00:12:10,503
Yeah, Brent came out strong,
but faded at the end.
266
00:12:10,603 --> 00:12:13,732
He's got to intensify
his training.
267
00:12:13,832 --> 00:12:16,829
Hey, Brent, you think you
should be here drinkin'?
268
00:12:16,929 --> 00:12:18,960
Where should I be drinkin',
at the playground?
269
00:12:19,059 --> 00:12:21,190
Oh, fine, play
it your way.
270
00:12:23,887 --> 00:12:26,983
Hey, Brent, do you think
you should be here drinking?
271
00:12:27,083 --> 00:12:28,648
This is the worst
intervention ever.
272
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,712
You should be
at home resting.
273
00:12:30,812 --> 00:12:32,610
What are you, my mother?
274
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,908
You should be
at home resting.
275
00:12:35,006 --> 00:12:37,637
What are ya, my
annoying employee?
276
00:12:40,067 --> 00:12:43,131
I'm gonna have a coffee,
if that's okay.
277
00:12:43,231 --> 00:12:45,195
I'll say this for
your training regime.
278
00:12:45,295 --> 00:12:46,959
You keep up your
fluid intake.
279
00:12:47,059 --> 00:12:49,723
I guess you have to wash
down the jelly doughnut.
280
00:12:49,824 --> 00:12:51,721
It's Bavarian Cream.
281
00:12:51,822 --> 00:12:54,251
Bavarians are very good
at hockey.
282
00:12:56,715 --> 00:12:58,380
And there goes Karen jogging.
283
00:12:58,480 --> 00:12:59,912
Yeah, yeah.
284
00:13:00,011 --> 00:13:03,008
Oh. And there's Hank running
right behind her.
285
00:13:03,107 --> 00:13:04,971
What is that about?
286
00:13:07,968 --> 00:13:09,367
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
287
00:13:09,467 --> 00:13:11,231
What are ya doin'?
288
00:13:11,331 --> 00:13:14,494
I used to really admire you
and your way of life
289
00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:17,224
and I kinda modelled
myself after you.
290
00:13:17,324 --> 00:13:21,153
But now, I'm gonna live
my life like Karen.
291
00:13:27,346 --> 00:13:30,442
I have to win now,
for Hank.
292
00:13:30,542 --> 00:13:32,507
Maybe you should catch
your breath first.
293
00:13:32,607 --> 00:13:34,271
Yeah.
294
00:13:42,528 --> 00:13:44,426
Caught it yet?
295
00:13:45,923 --> 00:13:48,920
Second period
296
00:13:49,019 --> 00:13:51,817
* We're on the air,
it's Hockey Night tonight *
297
00:13:51,916 --> 00:13:53,981
* The tension grows,
the whistle blows *
298
00:13:54,081 --> 00:13:56,145
* and puck goes on the ice
299
00:13:56,245 --> 00:13:59,308
* The goalie jumps
and the players bump *
300
00:13:59,408 --> 00:14:01,606
* and the fans
all go insane... *
301
00:14:01,706 --> 00:14:03,270
That's my boy.
302
00:14:03,371 --> 00:14:06,200
He's my boy too. Sadly, yes.
303
00:14:08,298 --> 00:14:09,696
Just a burger to go.
304
00:14:09,796 --> 00:14:11,561
Where is everybody?
305
00:14:11,661 --> 00:14:13,359
Table Hockey Summit Series.
306
00:14:13,459 --> 00:14:16,355
Wow, that is really popular,
for just a table hockey game.
307
00:14:16,455 --> 00:14:19,352
It's not just a game.
It's a way of life.
308
00:14:19,452 --> 00:14:23,014
Think of those little
metal kids growing up
on little metal farms.
309
00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:28,008
Emma should charge admission
and donate the money to charity.
310
00:14:28,108 --> 00:14:29,173
What charity?
311
00:14:29,273 --> 00:14:31,104
I don't know. Who cares?
312
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,768
Your heart's in
the right place.
313
00:14:33,867 --> 00:14:36,131
* Oh, the good old
hockey game *
314
00:14:36,231 --> 00:14:38,629
* is the best game
you can name *
315
00:14:38,729 --> 00:14:40,327
* and the best game...
316
00:14:40,427 --> 00:14:42,091
We should take donations
for charity.
317
00:14:42,191 --> 00:14:43,889
Not now.
Watching hockey.
318
00:14:43,989 --> 00:14:45,721
Okay. I'll be
by the door.
319
00:14:45,820 --> 00:14:47,751
Do you have
a coffee can?Hockey.
320
00:14:47,850 --> 00:14:50,914
*... first thing up and
they're down across the line *
321
00:14:51,014 --> 00:14:53,245
* They storm the crease
like bumblebees *
322
00:14:53,345 --> 00:14:55,475
* They travel like
a burning flame *
323
00:14:55,575 --> 00:14:57,873
* We see them slide,
the puck inside *
324
00:14:57,972 --> 00:15:00,270
* It's a one-one hockey game
325
00:15:00,370 --> 00:15:03,066
A tie? What do they mean
the game's a tie.
326
00:15:03,166 --> 00:15:06,130
That would never happen
in a real hockey series.
327
00:15:06,230 --> 00:15:10,758
* Oh, the good old hockey game
is the best game you can name *
328
00:15:10,890 --> 00:15:14,253
* and the best game...
329
00:15:14,353 --> 00:15:17,284
Emma, your son's
an embarrassment.
330
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:20,246
He's your son too.
Yeah, sadly, yes.
331
00:15:20,346 --> 00:15:22,344
So, Brent, can you
understand why, uh,
332
00:15:22,444 --> 00:15:24,075
people are disappointed?
333
00:15:24,175 --> 00:15:27,338
Look, I'm just out here...
well, down here... tryin'...
334
00:15:27,438 --> 00:15:29,270
hell, I'm tryin' my best.
335
00:15:29,370 --> 00:15:31,067
And for people to boo,
336
00:15:31,166 --> 00:15:33,963
I mean I'm disheartened
and disillusioned.
337
00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:36,760
And let's face facts.
Karen is a good player.
338
00:15:36,860 --> 00:15:40,223
And that's not to say I'm
not out here givin' my 150%.
339
00:15:40,323 --> 00:15:42,154
But to boo?
340
00:15:45,451 --> 00:15:47,182
What are you doing?
341
00:15:47,282 --> 00:15:49,446
You don't boo Brent
in my house.
342
00:15:49,546 --> 00:15:50,943
Boo!
343
00:15:51,043 --> 00:15:52,442
Boo!
344
00:15:52,542 --> 00:15:54,373
Yeah, you heard her.
345
00:15:54,473 --> 00:15:56,671
Everyone out.
346
00:15:57,237 --> 00:16:00,466
But look. Look how much money
you've raised.
347
00:16:00,566 --> 00:16:02,829
I don't care about
some dumb charity.
348
00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:04,961
Everyone out.
349
00:16:05,061 --> 00:16:08,057
She is very passionate. Mm.
350
00:16:10,688 --> 00:16:13,017
* Oh take me where
the hockey players *
351
00:16:13,117 --> 00:16:15,149
* face off down the rink
352
00:16:15,249 --> 00:16:17,845
* and the Stanley Cup
is all filled up... *
353
00:16:17,946 --> 00:16:20,808
How did you manage to make it
black and white, again?
354
00:16:20,908 --> 00:16:22,507
Just watch the
game, jackass.
355
00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,371
*... on the one
gigantic screen *
356
00:16:24,471 --> 00:16:27,035
* The puck is in.
The home team wins *
357
00:16:27,135 --> 00:16:28,999
* The good old hockey game
358
00:16:29,098 --> 00:16:33,527
* Oh, the good old hockey game
is the best game you can name *
359
00:16:33,627 --> 00:16:37,089
* and the best game you can
name is the good old... *
360
00:16:37,190 --> 00:16:39,620
Hey, one of your players
is on the ice.
361
00:16:39,719 --> 00:16:41,618
Oh, that's Esposito.
362
00:16:41,717 --> 00:16:43,748
He fell down.
That's embarrassing.
363
00:16:43,848 --> 00:16:48,343
* Oh, the good old hockey game
is the best game you can name *
364
00:16:48,443 --> 00:16:50,940
* and the best game
you can name *
365
00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:53,104
* is the good old
hockey game *
366
00:16:53,204 --> 00:16:58,098
* Oh, the good old hockey game
is the best game you can name *
367
00:16:58,198 --> 00:17:00,995
* and the best game
you can name *
368
00:17:01,095 --> 00:17:04,424
* is the good old
hockey game *
369
00:17:07,521 --> 00:17:09,917
Why would I want to
come with you
370
00:17:10,017 --> 00:17:13,281
to the Dog River Youngish
Women's Association?
371
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:15,011
You're being honoured.
372
00:17:15,111 --> 00:17:18,242
I didn't tell you because it
was supposed to be a surprise.
373
00:17:18,342 --> 00:17:19,739
Why me?
374
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:22,935
I thought you were
unappreciated.
375
00:17:23,035 --> 00:17:25,333
Wow. When's the ceremony?
376
00:17:25,433 --> 00:17:26,865
Tomorrow.
377
00:17:26,964 --> 00:17:29,694
But that's when Brent and
Karen play the final game.
378
00:17:29,794 --> 00:17:31,792
Oh, but you
deserve this, Emma.
379
00:17:31,892 --> 00:17:35,554
This is about women coming
together, honouring each other,
380
00:17:35,653 --> 00:17:39,849
celebrating what it is
that keeps our womanness.
381
00:17:40,848 --> 00:17:42,745
I'll give ya a
hundred bucks.
382
00:17:42,846 --> 00:17:44,377
All righty then.
383
00:17:46,476 --> 00:17:50,404
Welcome all potentially
distinguished women.
384
00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:53,732
I appreciate each and every one
of you being here today.
385
00:17:53,833 --> 00:17:55,298
I wish I'd know sooner.
386
00:17:55,398 --> 00:17:57,362
I would have bought a dress.
387
00:17:57,463 --> 00:18:00,990
Oh, I know. It's such
short notice for me too.
388
00:18:01,923 --> 00:18:03,654
Is that a price tag?
389
00:18:07,451 --> 00:18:11,180
If this game ends in a tie,
then the series will be tied.
390
00:18:11,279 --> 00:18:15,175
We'll have scored more goals
and I'll be claiming victory.
391
00:18:15,275 --> 00:18:17,472
You'll be claimin'
dental surgery.
392
00:18:20,901 --> 00:18:22,299
This award is...
393
00:18:22,399 --> 00:18:26,062
You know, before this, I never
really felt unappreciated.
394
00:18:26,162 --> 00:18:29,224
Because I guess you don't
feel how appreciated you are
395
00:18:29,324 --> 00:18:32,653
until you get recognized
for your unappreciation.
396
00:18:32,753 --> 00:18:35,217
Oh, okay. Well, you don't
have to thank me,
397
00:18:35,317 --> 00:18:37,149
if that's what
you were doing.
398
00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:41,444
However, I am pleased
to award this to...
399
00:18:41,543 --> 00:18:43,475
Lacey Burrows.
400
00:18:43,573 --> 00:18:44,706
Oh.
401
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,032
Wow.
402
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,927
* Oh, the good old
hockey game... *
403
00:18:55,028 --> 00:18:55,926
What?
404
00:18:56,027 --> 00:18:58,257
Davis is claiming
a win if you tie!
405
00:18:58,357 --> 00:18:59,456
So?
406
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:02,752
Take her down! Is there a real
hockey stick around here?
407
00:19:02,852 --> 00:19:04,250
Slash her shins!
408
00:19:04,350 --> 00:19:05,781
Okay, let's go.
409
00:19:05,881 --> 00:19:07,380
No, no, no!
410
00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:12,873
That's not wholesome
family entertainment.
411
00:19:13,373 --> 00:19:14,804
Congratulations, Lacey.
412
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:16,502
Thanks.
413
00:19:16,602 --> 00:19:18,267
I'm sorry
414
00:19:18,368 --> 00:19:21,364
for dragging you out when the
big game's on and everything.
415
00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:23,395
But look on the
bright side.
416
00:19:23,494 --> 00:19:24,892
I won.
417
00:19:24,993 --> 00:19:27,689
I won. They picked me.
418
00:19:27,789 --> 00:19:29,886
And this dress
looks so great.
419
00:19:29,987 --> 00:19:33,350
My price just went up to 150.
420
00:19:37,079 --> 00:19:39,042
All right,
let's finish this.
421
00:19:41,572 --> 00:20:03,348
*
422
00:20:03,447 --> 00:20:04,845
Yah-hah-haa-ha!
423
00:20:04,946 --> 00:20:06,344
Henderson!
424
00:20:10,106 --> 00:20:11,604
Henderson!
425
00:20:11,704 --> 00:20:13,801
Ya did it!
426
00:20:13,901 --> 00:20:16,233
That's my boy!
427
00:20:16,332 --> 00:20:19,794
Wow. I've never
heard that before.
428
00:20:19,894 --> 00:20:22,292
It's-it's kinda creepy.
429
00:20:28,951 --> 00:20:30,881
You may have lost, partner.
430
00:20:30,981 --> 00:20:34,145
But you played one hell
of a series.
431
00:20:35,942 --> 00:20:38,073
Yeah. It reminds me
of something,
432
00:20:38,173 --> 00:20:40,703
but I don't know what.
433
00:20:40,803 --> 00:20:44,233
Yeah. That'll go down
in Dog River history.
434
00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:48,195
They'll be talkin' about it
30 years from now.
435
00:20:48,295 --> 00:20:49,792
Aw, go on.
436
00:20:49,893 --> 00:20:51,790
It was nothin'.
437
00:20:56,286 --> 00:20:58,515
Tell us, again, about
the time you won
438
00:20:58,616 --> 00:21:00,813
the Table Hockey Series.
439
00:21:00,913 --> 00:21:02,311
That was weeks ago, kid.
440
00:21:02,410 --> 00:21:05,740
Can't you see I got a
costume party to go to.
441
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,805
Come on, man, let's go.
442
00:21:07,905 --> 00:21:10,269
What kinda costume is
that supposed to be.
443
00:21:10,368 --> 00:21:12,334
Old guy.
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