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Great news.
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My friend from college
is coming to Dog River.
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I didn't know
you went to college.
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No big deal. Everyone
goes to college.
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I didn't.
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I didn't.
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I didn't.
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I didn't.
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I did. But I don't go around
braggin' about it.
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I thought just you
and I were talking.
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Anyway...
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So your friend is coming?
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Yeah, Connie. We had
some great times,
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you know the kind
you only have in college.
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Well, you'd know
if you went.
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Right, Wanda?
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I went there to learn,
not to socialize.
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And that's coming across.
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Gee, I hope you didn't think
I was bragging about college.
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No, I didn't.
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I did.
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I did.
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I did.
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I did.
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Ah, don't pay any
attention to them.
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Now, could I get a
refill there, professor?
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You can tell me that
your dog ran away
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Then tell me that it
took three days
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I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say
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You think there's
not a lot goin' on
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Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong
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And that's why you can
stay so long
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Where there's not a lot
goin' on
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Connie, you made it.
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You look great.
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It's so good to see you.
I didn't even recognize you.
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Thanks.
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Let me take youOkay.
back to my place.
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Oh. Uh, this is Davis
and this is Karen.
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I'll just tell my cook
to watch the restaurant.
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Hi, there.
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Well, aren't you
a hefty fellah.
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Huh?
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I thought Chipswas
cancelled, Ponch.
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Okay. Let's go.
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Anyway, nice to meet you.
See you guys.
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Was she just rude to me?
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Oh, don't feel bad.
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Ponch was everybody's
favourite.
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How much for the milk?
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Two twenty-five.
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Rip off.
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This used to be my place.
I should get a discount.
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For you, two and a quarter.
Wait a minute.
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Make a decision. That milk
expires in 20 minutes.
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What's to stop me from
buying this at the Co-op?
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You were barred from
the Co-op two years ago.
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So unless you have a bucket and
a stool, you're payin' for milk.
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Oh, you'd also need a cow.
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This place needs a
loyalty rewards program.
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All the good
places have them.
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You didn't have one when
you owned the place.
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Always lookin' back,
livin' in the past.
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When I ran this place,
we looked forward.
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Okay, okay. I'm giving you
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a brand new Corner Gas
customer discount card.
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But this is just
a scrap of paper.
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A true reflection of how
we value you as a customer.
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That's better.
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Oh, that milk costs two twenty...
ah, forget it.
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Hey, can I get a card?
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What are you doin'?
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I'm looking up my friend
on the Internet.
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She's doin' undercover.
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Ooo. I don't know that site.
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Undercover Police Officer,
that's what I wanted to do.
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You could never do undercover.
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You have to be able to act.
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I act like I get along
with you, don't I?
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You know what I hate?
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When people say,
"You know what I hate"?
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No. But that is annoying.
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I hate when somebody makes
an honest mistake
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and then says that they lied.
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I don't follow ya.
Ask me what day it is.
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What day is it?
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Friday.
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No, wait. I lied.
It's Thursday.
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See, that kinda thing.
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Except today is Friday.
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If you knew,
why did ya ask?
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Hi, guys.
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Brent, Hank, this is
my friend, Connie.
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Hey, there.
Hi, Connie.
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Brent owns the gas station.
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Well, no surprises there.
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I'm gonna go wash my hands.
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It's really nice meeting you.
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See you guys.
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Did you find that rude?
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No.
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Okay, wait. I lied.
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Yes, I did.
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You're right.
That is annoying.
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Hey, Wanda, are my hands dirty?
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Well, we're none of us innocent.
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No, I-I mean literally
are they dirty?
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Oh.
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As far as gas jockeys go, no.
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What about other kinds
of jockeys?
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Compared to disc, yes.
Compared to horse, no.
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Horses don't have hands.
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Touch?
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I should tell you, I started
a customer rewards card.
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Don't worry, you won't
have to do any work.
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Don't worry, I won't.
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A customer rewards card.
Good idea. Creates goodwill.
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We don't need goodwill.
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You only need goodwill
if you have competition.
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Relax. It'll be easy.
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Can I have one?
No.
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But I'm a regular.
No.
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I'm here all the time.
No.
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See how easy it is?
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Brent?
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This is startin'
to feel like work.
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Give him a card.
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Okay.
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But this only works if you
start payin' for stuff.
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I'll cherish this forever.
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Thank you.
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There's no way I'm dirtier
than a disc jockey.
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I lost my card.
Can I get another one?
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Hey, Lacey.
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I heard you were going
around braggin' about
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how you went to college.
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Well, just so you know, I have
a Master's in History.
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That's great.
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A couple of red wines?
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Thanks.
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Did I mention I was engaged?
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Oh, congratulations.
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You found somebody you love.
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No, I'm just engaged.
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Oh.
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Would you be my
maid of honour?
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Oh, would be honoured.
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I thought you would ask Sally.
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I know.
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I was Sally's maid of honour
when she married Bill.
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Oh, that's right.
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But now I'm marrying Bill.
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Oh.
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Well, uh-well, I-I-I have
been out of the loop.
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Hey, Brent. I hear you guys
are giving away loyalty cards.
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How did you hear
about that?
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Look what I have, Paul.
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Do you have one? Huh? Huh?
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It's a pilot project. I don't
have much to do with it.
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How about a rye and water
on the house?
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Sounds good, Prestige Customer.
Tell Wanda I said it was okay.
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Hey, hey, anytime
there, Barkeep.
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You want another round?
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Well, give the man
a prize.
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And I had you sized up
for an ignorant bumpkin.
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Hmm.
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I'm gonna go sit
somewhere else.
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Oh, isn't she great?
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Brent, isn't she great?
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Well, she-she's, um...
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hey, look, pickled eggs.
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Emma.
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Can I ask you
for some advice?
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Can't you ask
your own mother?
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You know she's gone on
to a better place.
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They have phones
in Saskatoon.
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Should we tell someone
if someone's friend's
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being rude to someone?
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What are you
talking about?
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Would you want to know
if someone close to you
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was being rude
to everyone?
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Oh. This is about Oscar.
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No, no, no, no.
Listen.
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Hey, Brent.
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If everyone thought one of
your friends was a big jerk,
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wouldn't you want
to know about it?
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Oh, that reminds me. I need
to talk to you about Hank.
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I'd like to see you
go up against Connie.
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You're two peas in a pod.
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Geez, that would be good.
Battle of the Rude.
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Are you saying I'm rude?
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You didn't let me finish.
The Rude versus the Witty.
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You're witty, with a
slightly abrasive edge,
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that we all love.
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In a pod.
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Hey, Mom. What do you think of
this Connie thing?
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I'm not gonna gossip. It just
makes people miserable.
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So I hear you have
some kinda new card?
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Ah-ha. But isn't that gossip?
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If you don't give me one,
I'll make you miserable.
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Well,
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I guess if anybody deserves
a card, it's the boss's mom.
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I'll have my associate
Wanda hook you up.
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Are your hands
always this dirty?
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That was rude of you
to disrespect me.
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I didn't disrespect you.
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You said I couldn't
do undercover work.
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Oh. So now being honest
is being rude?
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I could do
undercover work.
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I know you could.
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It's just that you'd be really
bad at it, that's all.
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Hey, Karen.
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Can I talk to you, or are
you in the middle of
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some kind of undercover
operation?
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You told Oscar?
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It-it just came up in
casual conversation.
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Hey, Oscar.
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Karen thinks she would be
good at undercover work.
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Isn't that funny?
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That is funny.
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But have you seen this?
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So, is this the
same card Oscar got?
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Yeah, totally equal.
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It should be better,
shouldn't it?
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Well, it's-it's just that
if you give Oscar and me
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the same card, you make
us out to be the same.
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I thought you would
be above this.
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Emma with two M's.
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Hey, Brent.
Hey, guys.
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Anything, uh, new
at the station?
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Nah, not really.
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Nothing?
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Nothing different?
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Uh, no.
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Really?
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Nothing new at all?
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Oh, the card.
Do you want a card?
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Well, if you think
we deserve them, sure.
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Absolutely.
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From now on, you guys
are Elite members.
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Just Elite?
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Gold Elite.
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Tell Wanda I said
make it happen.
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Hey, Karen.
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I heard what Davis was saying,
and I want you to know,
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I think you'd be great
at undercover work.
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Uh... thanks?
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I mean you're so
emotionless and cold,
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you'd be perfect.
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Thanks.
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In fact, you have such
a flat personality,
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you could easily slip into
other people's skin.
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Appreciate that.
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The way you drift in
and out of people's lives
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without leaving any
permanent roots,
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you'd make a perfect
undercover agent.
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Why all the compliments?
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I need you to help me show
Lacey that her friend is rude.
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Lacey wouldn't listen to me.
260
00:11:03,045 --> 00:11:05,944
No, she wouldn't. That's why
I need you to wear a wire.
261
00:11:06,016 --> 00:11:08,681
Talk to Connie and get her
on tape being rude.
262
00:11:08,786 --> 00:11:10,717
Then Lacey would have
to believe it.
263
00:11:10,789 --> 00:11:14,390
Plus, you could prove to Davis
that you can do undercover work.
264
00:11:15,696 --> 00:11:17,594
Oh, I'm not sure about that.
265
00:11:17,699 --> 00:11:19,864
But this does give me an idea.
266
00:11:19,935 --> 00:11:21,565
Wait here.
267
00:11:21,637 --> 00:11:24,437
Well, hey, tell me the idea.
268
00:11:24,541 --> 00:11:27,641
I leave and
I don't help you.
269
00:11:31,852 --> 00:11:35,987
How come Hank and Paul have the
same level of card that I do?
270
00:11:36,092 --> 00:11:39,259
Oh, they're Prestige.
271
00:11:39,364 --> 00:11:42,662
You're Senior Prestige.
272
00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:45,000
I let you backdate your
insurance that time
273
00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:46,369
you drove your car...
274
00:11:46,507 --> 00:11:49,206
Okay, okay.
275
00:11:49,278 --> 00:11:50,974
You're Platinum.
276
00:11:51,081 --> 00:11:53,611
I'll just need to access
your file to input
277
00:11:53,716 --> 00:11:55,915
the necessary changes.
278
00:11:56,955 --> 00:11:59,921
Pla-ti-num.
279
00:12:01,128 --> 00:12:02,825
Congratulations.
280
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,894
Cool.
281
00:12:09,373 --> 00:12:10,903
Platinum now?
282
00:12:10,975 --> 00:12:13,607
I slipped it in between
Gold Elite and VIP Titanium.
283
00:12:13,712 --> 00:12:16,111
You have got to stop
handing out new cards.
284
00:12:16,217 --> 00:12:18,714
You said I wouldn't
have to do any work.
285
00:12:18,786 --> 00:12:21,219
How is not handing out
cards doing any work?
286
00:12:21,290 --> 00:12:22,620
I don't know.
287
00:12:22,725 --> 00:12:24,923
It smells like work.
288
00:12:24,928 --> 00:12:28,395
How come Wes is Platinum
and not me?
289
00:12:31,705 --> 00:12:34,538
Hey, pass me the ketchup,
will ya?
290
00:12:36,145 --> 00:12:38,643
What, are ya deaf?
Pass me the ketchup.
291
00:12:38,748 --> 00:12:41,548
Please, just leave me alone.
292
00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:45,052
What? I just want
the ketchup.
293
00:12:46,593 --> 00:12:48,525
Help, Police.
294
00:12:49,564 --> 00:12:51,395
What is it?
295
00:12:51,467 --> 00:12:53,798
That man is bothering me.
296
00:12:53,904 --> 00:12:55,468
What man?
297
00:12:55,573 --> 00:12:57,203
She means me, Jackass.
298
00:12:57,309 --> 00:12:59,006
I just asked her
for ketchup.
299
00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:00,808
Did you say please?
300
00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:03,112
Okay, I want to help
the crazy homeless
301
00:13:03,217 --> 00:13:06,584
as much as the next guy,
but that man is harassing me.
302
00:13:06,656 --> 00:13:08,219
I'm not homeless.
303
00:13:08,324 --> 00:13:11,491
Please, just stay away from me.
304
00:13:11,563 --> 00:13:13,860
Arrest him or something.
305
00:13:13,965 --> 00:13:16,364
I'm sorry, Ma'am,
there's nothing I can do.
306
00:13:16,469 --> 00:13:18,568
Do you mean legally
or physically?
307
00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:21,471
Because I bet if he were
a piece of ham,
308
00:13:21,543 --> 00:13:23,942
you'd go right after him.
309
00:13:24,047 --> 00:13:25,277
What ham?
310
00:13:25,382 --> 00:13:28,448
You are the worst police
officer I have ever met.
311
00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:31,520
You're incompetent and lazy.
312
00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:39,664
Lazy?
313
00:13:44,276 --> 00:13:45,406
Hi.
314
00:13:45,478 --> 00:13:47,375
You must be Connie.
315
00:13:47,380 --> 00:13:49,144
What a friendly
little town.
316
00:13:49,216 --> 00:13:50,846
Everyone keeps
talking to me.
317
00:13:50,918 --> 00:13:53,985
Hi. My name's Em...
It doesn't matter.
318
00:13:56,827 --> 00:13:57,789
Huh?
319
00:13:58,363 --> 00:13:59,859
Let me get this straight.
320
00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:02,163
Oscar is calling
my friend rude?
321
00:14:02,269 --> 00:14:03,898
She is. I saw it.
322
00:14:03,903 --> 00:14:06,235
She wouldn't pass me ketchup
because I'm homeless
323
00:14:06,341 --> 00:14:08,506
and said I was bothering her.
324
00:14:08,511 --> 00:14:10,141
Bothering someone.
325
00:14:10,213 --> 00:14:12,077
Well, that doesn't
sound like you.
326
00:14:12,950 --> 00:14:14,881
She said I was lazy.
327
00:14:14,953 --> 00:14:17,084
She called me
a piece of ham.
328
00:14:17,156 --> 00:14:18,553
Okay.
329
00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:20,922
I have work to do.
330
00:14:20,995 --> 00:14:23,627
I don't even like ham.
331
00:14:23,699 --> 00:14:25,363
Pass me the ketchup.
332
00:14:25,468 --> 00:14:27,300
Stop bothering me.
333
00:14:31,043 --> 00:14:33,408
Lacey's friend
is really rude.
334
00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:36,413
Ah-ha, that is gossip.
You do engage in gossip.
335
00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:38,114
Yeah. And your point is?
336
00:14:38,186 --> 00:14:39,650
Engage away.
337
00:14:39,756 --> 00:14:41,887
Someone should tell Lacey.
338
00:14:41,958 --> 00:14:43,623
Well, I'd feel
weird doin' it.
339
00:14:43,728 --> 00:14:45,158
I'll do it.
340
00:14:45,263 --> 00:14:47,529
It would be awkward.
Might hurt Lacey's feelings.
341
00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:49,064
Let me do it.
342
00:14:49,169 --> 00:14:50,733
It will require
some sensitivity.
343
00:14:50,837 --> 00:14:52,703
Mmmph. I want to do it.
344
00:14:52,708 --> 00:14:55,306
Pick me, pick me!
Ooo, ooo, ooof!
345
00:14:55,378 --> 00:14:57,543
I think Horshack
wants to do it.
346
00:14:57,614 --> 00:14:59,412
You haven't even met Connie.
347
00:15:00,051 --> 00:15:03,984
Still, I'd love to see Connie
and Wanda go head to head.
348
00:15:04,056 --> 00:15:05,822
Oh, I'd take care
of her rudeness.
349
00:15:05,926 --> 00:15:09,159
Yeah. Sometimes you have to
fight fire with...
350
00:15:09,164 --> 00:15:12,565
Wit. Fight fire with wit,
is the old saying.
351
00:15:12,670 --> 00:15:15,134
Look, I share a workspace
with Lacey.
352
00:15:15,239 --> 00:15:18,071
I think we all know
who should do this.
353
00:15:18,144 --> 00:15:20,976
I have to tell y you
something about Connie.
354
00:15:20,981 --> 00:15:22,312
Oh.
355
00:15:22,317 --> 00:15:24,782
Can you believe that Oscar
accused her of being rude?
356
00:15:24,787 --> 00:15:26,852
His behaviour must
just roll off you.
357
00:15:26,922 --> 00:15:28,887
That's what I'm here about.
358
00:15:28,992 --> 00:15:31,023
I don't think there's
anything you can do.
359
00:15:31,129 --> 00:15:33,994
You've been together
so long you can't change him.
360
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:35,765
No, it's about your friend.
361
00:15:35,870 --> 00:15:38,602
She's really rude and
you seem blind to it.
362
00:15:38,673 --> 00:15:40,170
Oh, okay.
363
00:15:40,308 --> 00:15:42,173
Oh, I-I see what's
happening here.
364
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:43,976
This is classic transference.
365
00:15:44,081 --> 00:15:45,712
You can't stand Oscar's
rudeness,
366
00:15:45,817 --> 00:15:47,481
so you're projecting it
onto Connie.
367
00:15:47,620 --> 00:15:49,718
No. You're embarrassed by
Connie's rudeness
368
00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:52,020
and you're transferring it
onto Oscar.
369
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:53,623
Not transferring, projecting.
370
00:15:53,729 --> 00:15:54,625
On Oscar?
371
00:15:54,730 --> 00:15:56,160
To Connie.
372
00:15:56,298 --> 00:15:57,762
Oh, wait. Who's transferring
and who's projecting?
373
00:15:57,902 --> 00:16:00,332
All I know is your
friend's a bitch.
374
00:16:07,682 --> 00:16:09,679
Hey, Davis.
You got any wires?
375
00:16:09,785 --> 00:16:11,248
Wires? Like telephone wires?
376
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:14,754
No, like undercover wires.
I wanna wear one.
377
00:16:14,826 --> 00:16:16,489
Oh, okay.
378
00:16:19,064 --> 00:16:23,199
Now, you just tape this to your
body under your clothes.
379
00:16:23,304 --> 00:16:24,967
What kinda tape
do you use?
380
00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:27,873
I don't know. Maybe duct.
381
00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:29,308
Okay, thanks.
382
00:16:29,413 --> 00:16:32,412
Hey, you don't think
I'm incompetent, do ya?
383
00:16:32,517 --> 00:16:34,883
No. You're giving me
this stuff, aren't ya?
384
00:16:34,955 --> 00:16:36,852
That's very competent.
385
00:16:36,924 --> 00:16:38,754
Thanks.
386
00:16:39,460 --> 00:16:42,560
Hey, Connie.
Remember me, Hank?
387
00:16:42,665 --> 00:16:43,995
Uh, hi.
388
00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:46,098
How are you liking
Dog River?What?
389
00:16:46,203 --> 00:16:48,335
I said how are you
liking Dog River?
390
00:16:48,406 --> 00:16:51,239
Look, I don't have
any spare change.
391
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:54,109
Leave me alone,
and take a bath.
392
00:16:57,386 --> 00:16:59,518
Okay, Lacey,
here's the proof.
393
00:16:59,623 --> 00:17:00,519
What proof?
394
00:17:00,591 --> 00:17:01,521
Listen.
395
00:17:03,428 --> 00:17:05,292
Oh? Just hold on one second.
396
00:17:14,578 --> 00:17:16,174
Just, uh, one second.
397
00:17:17,582 --> 00:17:19,747
Sorry, just...
398
00:17:19,852 --> 00:17:23,151
Okay, this-this is supposed
to be your friend bein' rude.
399
00:17:23,256 --> 00:17:25,722
You taped my friend?
400
00:17:25,794 --> 00:17:28,993
Well, I would have if Davis
gave me the right equipment.
401
00:17:29,064 --> 00:17:30,563
Man, he's so incompetent.
402
00:17:30,634 --> 00:17:32,732
Why would you do
something like that?
403
00:17:32,804 --> 00:17:34,200
Huh?
404
00:17:34,306 --> 00:17:36,804
Well, because Karen
wanted to go undercover.
405
00:17:36,944 --> 00:17:38,540
So this was Karen's idea?
406
00:17:38,612 --> 00:17:39,943
Yeah.
407
00:17:40,014 --> 00:17:42,880
You know how emotionless
and cold she is.
408
00:17:42,952 --> 00:17:45,650
Real nice, Karen.
409
00:17:45,755 --> 00:17:47,620
What?
410
00:17:53,734 --> 00:17:56,967
I'm hearing rumours that
there's another, better card.
411
00:17:57,672 --> 00:17:58,936
Who told you?
412
00:17:59,041 --> 00:18:00,772
A couple of people.
413
00:18:00,844 --> 00:18:04,577
Look at this, Oscar,
Plutonium.
414
00:18:04,682 --> 00:18:07,015
Platypus.
415
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:09,217
Geranium.
416
00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:12,022
Are you trying
to say Platinum?
417
00:18:12,126 --> 00:18:14,358
Whatever. Fork it over.
418
00:18:14,463 --> 00:18:17,261
Actually, there's
a new system now.
419
00:18:17,368 --> 00:18:19,366
You're on the ground floor.
420
00:18:19,437 --> 00:18:21,902
No more cards. We use points.
421
00:18:21,974 --> 00:18:23,404
Points?
422
00:18:23,476 --> 00:18:24,740
Yeah.
423
00:18:24,845 --> 00:18:28,779
This bag of pretzels, for
most people, a buck 25.
424
00:18:28,884 --> 00:18:31,917
For you, 125 points.
425
00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:34,253
Oh. I'm likin' points.
426
00:18:34,358 --> 00:18:37,025
You want to buy this
bag of pretzels?
427
00:18:37,096 --> 00:18:41,497
You pay me $1.25,
I give you 125 points.
428
00:18:41,502 --> 00:18:43,266
It's like money.
429
00:18:43,338 --> 00:18:46,170
Exactly, exactly
like money.
430
00:18:46,242 --> 00:18:49,809
But, uh... keep this
under your hat.
431
00:18:49,914 --> 00:18:51,812
It's pretty exclusive.
432
00:18:51,884 --> 00:18:54,249
Mum's the word.
433
00:18:55,089 --> 00:18:57,420
Put me down for a thousand.
434
00:18:59,528 --> 00:19:00,958
Thanks for coming.
435
00:19:01,097 --> 00:19:02,828
This is about Connie.
436
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:05,699
I don't need people who
I thought were my friends
437
00:19:05,704 --> 00:19:08,002
telling me that my
other friend is rude.
438
00:19:08,074 --> 00:19:09,470
She rude.
439
00:19:09,542 --> 00:19:12,975
I know. That's why I don't
need you to ll me.
440
00:19:12,980 --> 00:19:14,778
You knew she was rude?
441
00:19:14,883 --> 00:19:17,449
Of course. Connie's rude.
442
00:19:17,454 --> 00:19:19,785
She has always been rude.
443
00:19:19,857 --> 00:19:22,656
It makes things awkward
sometimes, but I guess
444
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:26,061
I hang out with her because
I feel sorry for her.
445
00:19:26,834 --> 00:19:29,767
Youfeel sorry forme?
446
00:19:29,839 --> 00:19:32,503
Connie... hi.
447
00:19:36,148 --> 00:19:38,612
You're right, that is awkward.
448
00:19:41,488 --> 00:19:43,452
Hey, Paul. How's my favourite
Prestige customer?
449
00:19:43,524 --> 00:19:47,024
Oh, no, I'm not using the card.
I'm on the point system.
450
00:19:47,029 --> 00:19:48,526
The what?
451
00:19:48,531 --> 00:19:50,362
Oh, right. It's on the Q.T.
452
00:19:50,467 --> 00:19:53,601
Here's my money. Thanks.
453
00:19:58,311 --> 00:19:59,709
What was that about?
454
00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:02,714
We lost the card system.
We're on points now.
455
00:20:02,786 --> 00:20:04,216
Oh.
456
00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:07,220
I was just about to introduce
a new Ultra Aluminum level.
457
00:20:07,324 --> 00:20:08,956
I can still play
the big wheel.
458
00:20:09,061 --> 00:20:11,827
Instead of handing out cards,
I'll hand out points.
459
00:20:11,899 --> 00:20:13,328
Points are cash.
460
00:20:13,433 --> 00:20:15,665
Oh. They're on their own.
461
00:20:15,770 --> 00:20:18,770
So, I'm rude, and our
entire relationship
462
00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:22,041
is based on a foundation
of lies and deceit?
463
00:20:22,046 --> 00:20:23,844
It looks that way.
464
00:20:26,753 --> 00:20:29,886
Are you still going to be
my maid of honour?
465
00:20:29,991 --> 00:20:32,256
Of course.
466
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:34,226
So...
467
00:20:34,298 --> 00:20:37,430
is this your friend, Connie?
468
00:20:37,535 --> 00:20:38,398
Yeah.
469
00:20:38,469 --> 00:20:40,568
Oh, you two haven't met.
470
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:41,803
Nope.
471
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:44,774
But I've heard a few stories
about her rudeness.
472
00:20:44,846 --> 00:20:47,678
O- kay, Wanda, you
don't have to do this.
473
00:20:47,749 --> 00:20:50,282
Relax. This will only
take a second.
474
00:20:50,353 --> 00:20:52,551
Just stand back there with
your lollipop pants
475
00:20:52,656 --> 00:20:54,822
and let me take care of this.
476
00:20:54,927 --> 00:20:56,457
Lollipop pants?
477
00:20:56,529 --> 00:20:58,894
I wasn't gonna say
anything, but yeah.
478
00:20:58,899 --> 00:21:01,866
I've never seen anyone
wear a test pattern before.
479
00:21:01,971 --> 00:21:03,268
Yeah, no kidding.
480
00:21:03,405 --> 00:21:05,937
Say hi to the Partridge
Family for me.
481
00:21:06,310 --> 00:21:08,108
That's hilarious.
482
00:21:08,247 --> 00:21:10,178
Yeah, well, I am
full of wit.
483
00:21:10,283 --> 00:21:12,248
Rhymes with wit.
484
00:21:12,253 --> 00:21:14,583
It's nice to see you.
485
00:21:17,392 --> 00:21:20,158
Wow. Is she always
that rude?
486
00:21:20,264 --> 00:21:22,161
Yeah.
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