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Look at that.
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Big, wide, beautiful, flat.
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But pricey.
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Check out all those zeros.
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Is a four foot wide TV is a good idea
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when your living
room is five foot square?
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A man's TV should reflect his age.
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You're 18 years old, 18
inch. When you turn 27, 27 inch.
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One of these monsters
will do me till I'm 50.
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You're not 50?
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You're not fired?
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* You can tell me
that your dog ran away *
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* Then tell me that it took three days *
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* I've heard every joke, I've
heard every one you say *
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* You think there's not a lot goin' on *
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* Look closer, Baby, you're so wrong *
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* And that's why you can stay so long *
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* Where there's not a lot goin' on **
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I thought I had another flyer.
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I chucked it, out there in the garbage.
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Well, why would
youGarbage? throw away...
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I'm an enigma.
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Really? Does that pay well?
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Because your gas station
career may be winding up.
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Oh, no.
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Here comes Hank. Don't
mention the TV thing.
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Why?
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Because he'll be at
my place all the time
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and it'll get awkward telling
him to get lost.
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Really?
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Hey, Hank. Get lost!
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Why would you say that?
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You know what? That is awkward.
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Hank, do you like amethyst?
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Yeah, you bet.
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I think... what is she
a stripper or a wrestler?
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A stone. I'm selling
jewellery. I made it myself.
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You're selling jewellery now?
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I have to do
something when I'm unemployed.
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Unemployed?
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Do you want to buy some jewellery?
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What am I going to do with
girl stuff? I'm a guy.
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It wouldn't be for you.
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It would be for someone
special, a girlfriend or...
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You're right. You would
have no use for this.
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Duh.
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Brent, I need to borrow
some money. Could you lend me...
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Shssh, shssh, shssh, shssh. Quiet.
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What are we listening for?
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The gas bell so I
could walk away from ya.
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Sorry, Hank. I'm broke.
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I was just complaining about
money. Wanda, tell him.
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But don't tell him why.
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He was just complaining
about money. Why?
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I just told her not to...
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Ah, there it is.
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Why is the top of the sugar bowl open?
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If it wasn't open on top,
it wouldn't really be a bowl.
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Why didn't you put the lid on?
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I never put the lid on.
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35 years and I'm
always putting the lid on it.
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I wish you would put a lid on it.
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You can't leave the sugar
open. Germs and bugs get in there.
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There's no bugs in there.
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Oh, there would be. You have no idea.
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You've been living in
a bug-free dream world,
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because I watch your back. But no more.
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From now on, you open
the lid, you close it.
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No more free ride.
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Fine.
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That's right.
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That one's interesting.
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Interesting?
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That's something people say when
they don't like something.
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Oh, no. No, they're definitely not
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Oh, thanks.
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You really don't find them interesting?
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No. No, no.
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I'll take that one.
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Ah, good choice. That one's 80.
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80 dollars? Yeah.
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You sure about that decimal point?
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I'll get the cash from ya later.
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Thank you. Thank you, Wanda.
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Hey, Lacey. How's Brent?
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Huh?
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I mean, you know,
financially, how's business?
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Fine, I guess.
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Well, there he is.
Looks about as busy as usual.
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Picking garbage?
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You sure business is okay?
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Hey, do you like amethyst?
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Nah. I don't have to like that stuff.
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I'm a guy. You're lucky.
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Plus we can pee standing up.
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Oh, men are always bragging about that.
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No brag, just fact.
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Emma?
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Emma!
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Where are the towels?
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In the laundry room.
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What are they doin' there?
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I take them down there and wash them,
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using something
called a washing machine.
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I know what a washing machine is.
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* La, la, la, ah, ah ah.
La, la, la, la, hah-hah. *
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* La, la, la, la, la...
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So why aren't the towels up here?
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From now on, you use it, you wash it.
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No more free ride.
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This is about that sugar lid, isn't it?
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It's not broken.
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No, no. I'm just movin' up in the world.
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I got myself a big screen TV, high
definition, surround sound.
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It makes you feel like you're
right inside the show.
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A general strike was
called today by labour leaders in...
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Do I come to where you
work and crunch chips?
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No.
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But you're welcome to.
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Yeah, okay.
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I'll give ya 40 bucks for it.
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Is somethin' the matter?
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Ah, my dog died.
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Mr. Scratchy?
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Yeah.
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Ah, no! Mr. Scratchy was a great dog.
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I loved Mr. Scratchy.
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Yeah.
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Poor Brent.
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Hey.
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Are these the same?
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Well, one's a piece of
jewellery and the other's a lawnmower.
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Oh. Wait.
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This piece and this piece are identical.
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Except this one's 60 bucks.
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60 bucks? What a hose job!
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I paid 80.
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Oh. What a bargain.
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I'm going to show Wanda.
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Yeah. Go show Wanda.
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Show her what?
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Hey.
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Brent is poor.
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What?
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Poor. He's got no money.
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Brent is not poor.
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I just saw him pawn his TV.
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Really? He loves TV.
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It doesn't mean he's poor.
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I saw him looking through garbage
and Wanda said he might let her go.
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Add this stuff up and it
looks like Brent is broke.
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Plus he said he was broke.
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Have you talked to him about it?
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I can't do that. Why not?
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Because we're guys.
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We don't interact in a meaningful way.
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It's one of the things
that sets us apart from women.
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Plus we stand up to...
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Yeah, yeah. Quit bragging.
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No brag, just fact.
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Look, we gotta do somethin'.
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Poor Brent, sitting
all alone up in his place,
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too proud to beg.
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The federal government
is expected to announce...
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Oops. Sorry, Lloyd.
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Well, could I at least have a chip?
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It's my last bag.
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All right.
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There's your change.
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No, no. You keep it.
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What? It's a tip.
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A tip? Why are you tippin' me?
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It's okay, Brent. You can pay me back.
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I'm not paying you back. It's a tip.
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He's not poor.
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Oh, hey, Brent.
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Notice somethin'?
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Usually not right away, but eventually.
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No. The pendant.
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You didn't give me enough time.
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This one was 20 bucks less than
the one I got from Wanda.
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You must really like pendants.
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No.
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I only bought it to be nice.
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To look nice? No, to
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Not this pendant, the other one.
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Oh.
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When she sees it and I
let it slip how much it cost,
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she'll know she ripped me off.
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So you could say that was
the being-nice-to-Wanda pendant
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and this is the teaching-Wanda-a-lesson-pendant.
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I wish I hadn't brought
this up. Oh, wait, I didn't.
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I'll show her.
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What's this?
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An improvement.
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I'm improvin' the room.
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How? By leaving it?
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I've been sittin' where you want me to.
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Now I'll sit where I wanna sit.
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Is this about the towels?
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That's right. We had a
deal, and you broke it.
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The deal was I did the
laundry and you sat on the couch?
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Where
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Now we arrange furniture my way.
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We watch too much TV anyway.
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So, Wanda,
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how are the fries?
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Good.
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Not too expensive?
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The price was fair?
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Sure.
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Good fries at a fair price.
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That's our slogan.
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Catchy.
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You know, I could
charge more, but I don't,
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because, uh, that wouldn't
be a fair price.
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And the fries are good.
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So good fries at a fair price.
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It works on so many
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I'm going to need more jewellery.
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Pass the salt.
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I'm not doing that anymore.
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Fine.
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Then I'm not
changin' any more light bulbs.
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Good. Then I'm not putting
the cap back on your toothpaste.
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I don't need your cap.
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Do you think it'll squirt
outta the tube on its own?
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Hey, Brent, do you think
it's gonna squirt out on its own?
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I'm on a tropical beach right now.
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See? He agrees with me.
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Who put the couch here?
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Pass me Dad's plate?
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Man, I am havin' a great day.
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Business is good, I'm
getting tips. I had my dad's lunch.
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Hit me with shovel, I'd
still be in a good mood.
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I might take ya up on that.
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Wow. Nice rock. Who
ya tryin' to impress?
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Well, Wanda. I don't think she noticed.
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Maybe you should
send her flowers instead.
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No. I bought it to teach her a lesson.
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Brent, I told you about
it this morning. Remember?
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No, I think you're mistaken.
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How can guys function with
such a short attention span?
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It's a gift, like being
able to pee standing up.
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Who can pee standing up?
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It must be nice to tune
someone out while nodding
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and adding a few, "Yeah, I guess's. "
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Yeah, I guess.
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Ooh!
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Brent, how are you?
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I'm fine. Holdin' up.
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Good, good. Let me buy ya a coffee.
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You don't have... Well, I take it black.
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And let's get him somethin' to eat.
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Sure. I'm not proud. Chili cheese dog.
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I thought you said you
already had your lunch?
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No. I said I had my dad's lunch.
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Then he said he's not proud.
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He's lost his pride.
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Aw, poor Brent.
261
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He's not poor.
262
00:13:05,601 --> 00:13:07,567
What's it take to convince you?
263
00:13:07,634 --> 00:13:11,667
Look at him. That's a broken man.
264
00:13:11,734 --> 00:13:13,734
I wouldn't have thought it was possible,
265
00:13:13,801 --> 00:13:16,167
but I think my TV is too big.
266
00:13:16,234 --> 00:13:18,734
Well, you sit a foot away from it.
267
00:13:18,801 --> 00:13:22,501
Oh, man, I've got Burt
Reynolds burned onto my retina.
268
00:13:22,567 --> 00:13:24,634
You can't cure that with lasers.
269
00:13:26,467 --> 00:13:28,067
Burt Reynolds?
270
00:13:28,133 --> 00:13:30,667
Cannonball Run, Director's Cut.
271
00:13:34,501 --> 00:13:36,367
He doesn't look that good.
272
00:13:36,434 --> 00:13:40,501
He barely goes out anymore,
just sits alone in his house.
273
00:13:40,567 --> 00:13:43,033
His empty, empty house.
274
00:13:43,100 --> 00:13:46,033
Surrounded by memories of better times.
275
00:13:46,100 --> 00:13:48,133
Look at him.
276
00:13:51,534 --> 00:13:53,467
Poor Brent.
277
00:13:57,267 --> 00:13:59,267
Ahem.
278
00:14:00,634 --> 00:14:02,133
God!
279
00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:03,901
What is this?
280
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:05,567
I'm naked.
281
00:14:05,634 --> 00:14:08,400
I didn't think you were
holding a wrinkly purse.
282
00:14:08,467 --> 00:14:09,801
What?
283
00:14:09,868 --> 00:14:11,400
Why are you naked?
284
00:14:11,467 --> 00:14:15,767
I used to walk around naked
all the time, in my bachelor days.
285
00:14:15,834 --> 00:14:20,767
Now you're not puttin' the
cap on the toothpaste anymore.
286
00:14:20,834 --> 00:14:23,467
The glory days are back.
287
00:14:23,534 --> 00:14:25,467
Hope it doesn't bother ya.
288
00:14:25,534 --> 00:14:27,000
It doesn't bother me.
289
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,968
Fine.
290
00:14:29,033 --> 00:14:30,534
Good.
291
00:14:33,467 --> 00:14:35,968
Take your hat off at the table.
292
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,567
Oh, hey, Davis. Heya, Brent.
293
00:14:43,634 --> 00:14:47,100
I had some extra
groceries so... you have a big TV.
294
00:14:47,167 --> 00:14:48,634
Yep.
295
00:14:48,701 --> 00:14:50,200
It's huge.
296
00:14:50,267 --> 00:14:52,067
That's what big means.
297
00:14:52,133 --> 00:14:54,067
So you're not poor.
298
00:14:54,133 --> 00:14:57,033
A man with a big
screen TV is never poor.
299
00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:59,400
Hey, what's with the groceries?
300
00:14:59,467 --> 00:15:03,334
Oh, it's a police community
relations thing.
301
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:06,367
Every now and then we
randomly give somebody groceries.
302
00:15:06,434 --> 00:15:08,834
Thank you for your co-operation
in this program.
303
00:15:08,901 --> 00:15:11,601
Hm. Man, I'm havin' a good week.
304
00:15:11,667 --> 00:15:13,367
Oh, hey, don't tell Hank...
305
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:17,367
I know. You don't want him
inviting himself over all the time.
306
00:15:17,434 --> 00:15:20,434
Do you get kickboxing? It's
on the digital channels.
307
00:15:20,501 --> 00:15:24,934
I wanna get those but I
just dropped a ton on the TV.
308
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:28,434
So if you had more money, you'd
get the digital channels
309
00:15:28,501 --> 00:15:31,601
and then I could come over
and watch kickboxing? Right?
310
00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:36,367
Sure. How can I say no
to a man who brought me...
311
00:15:36,434 --> 00:15:38,934
lentils?
312
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,100
Oh, yeah.
313
00:15:41,167 --> 00:15:46,033
Brent is poor, real poor.
314
00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:50,734
We got to, uh, do
more to help poor Brent.
315
00:16:02,167 --> 00:16:03,801
What's that?
316
00:16:03,868 --> 00:16:05,367
It's a curse jar.
317
00:16:05,434 --> 00:16:08,334
You curse, ya gotta
put money in the jar.
318
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,334
Whose jackass idea was that?
319
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:13,467
It was mine, ours.
320
00:16:13,534 --> 00:16:15,434
Hey, Oscar. You cursed.
321
00:16:15,501 --> 00:16:17,934
Now ya gotta put money in the jar.
322
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,534
Go to hell!
323
00:16:22,167 --> 00:16:24,968
Someone's gotta put money in the jar.
324
00:16:27,501 --> 00:16:29,400
Rookie?
325
00:16:42,968 --> 00:16:44,400
Oh.
326
00:16:44,467 --> 00:16:46,467
Oh, do you like my bracelet?
327
00:16:46,534 --> 00:16:48,834
Yeah. And the earrings.
328
00:16:48,901 --> 00:16:51,400
It goes nicely with your many pendants.
329
00:16:51,467 --> 00:16:53,033
Are you some kinda jewel junkie?
330
00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:54,667
No.
331
00:16:54,734 --> 00:16:58,467
But isn't it funny that the pendant
that I bought from you
332
00:16:58,534 --> 00:17:02,934
cost $80, and, ah, I
can get all of this for 150?
333
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,434
150?
334
00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:06,067
Yep.
335
00:17:06,133 --> 00:17:08,534
Man, did you get ripped.
336
00:17:10,968 --> 00:17:13,167
Well, that includes shipping.
337
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:17,067
Curse jar?
338
00:17:17,133 --> 00:17:19,567
Whose jackass idea was that?
339
00:17:25,501 --> 00:17:27,501
Come on, Brent. It's fun.
340
00:17:27,567 --> 00:17:30,400
Yeah. A real hay ride.
341
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:33,467
It makes people feel Yeah.
good about cursing.
342
00:17:33,534 --> 00:17:36,200
I do feel good, damn good.
343
00:17:39,167 --> 00:17:40,834
Come on!
344
00:17:52,067 --> 00:17:53,601
Oh, Emma?
345
00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:55,567
I'm home.
346
00:17:57,801 --> 00:18:01,200
Oh. I forgot to say, if
you're gonna stop wearing clothes
347
00:18:01,267 --> 00:18:03,567
around the house, I'm
gonna stop telling you
348
00:18:03,634 --> 00:18:06,501
when guests are coming over.
349
00:18:06,567 --> 00:18:08,501
I see.
350
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:16,467
Who was she?
351
00:18:16,534 --> 00:18:19,467
I don't know.
352
00:18:19,534 --> 00:18:22,434
I can't believe what a potty
mouth town this is.
353
00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:25,200
There's like 20 bucks here. 20 bucks?
354
00:18:25,267 --> 00:18:28,000
Well, then, why don't
you buy some jewellery?
355
00:18:28,067 --> 00:18:29,901
It's my close-out sale.
356
00:18:29,968 --> 00:18:31,601
Ah, purple's not my colour.
357
00:18:31,667 --> 00:18:34,400
Buy some for Lacey. She's
a lunatic for this.
358
00:18:34,467 --> 00:18:36,434
She does need some cheerin' up.
359
00:18:36,501 --> 00:18:39,501
She said, the other day, she
was upset about something.
360
00:18:39,567 --> 00:18:41,501
What's that?
361
00:18:43,634 --> 00:18:45,467
No, can't remember.
362
00:18:45,534 --> 00:18:47,501
So buy some amethyst. 20 bucks.
363
00:18:47,567 --> 00:18:50,167
Done. Thank you.
364
00:18:50,234 --> 00:18:53,100
Look, I don't like amethyst. Okay?
365
00:18:53,167 --> 00:18:55,801
I only bought your
stupid pendant to be supportive.
366
00:18:55,868 --> 00:19:00,467
Then I open a catalogue and see
the same pendant for 20 bucks less.
367
00:19:00,534 --> 00:19:04,501
So don't you tell me that
368
00:19:04,567 --> 00:19:06,501
This whole situation is...
369
00:19:16,567 --> 00:19:18,400
Oh.
370
00:19:18,467 --> 00:19:20,667
I'm sorry.
371
00:19:20,734 --> 00:19:25,434
I just really had to
get that off my chest.
372
00:19:25,501 --> 00:19:28,934
If it bothers you that
much, here's your 20 bucks back.
373
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,467
Thanks.
374
00:19:30,534 --> 00:19:32,467
20 bucks.
375
00:19:32,534 --> 00:19:35,534
I think that should just about cover it.
376
00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:40,534
There, that's for you. Oh. Thank you.
377
00:19:40,601 --> 00:19:42,534
Oh, and this is for you.
378
00:19:46,567 --> 00:19:48,601
Thanks.
379
00:19:54,033 --> 00:19:55,968
Oh. Hey, Hank.
380
00:19:56,033 --> 00:19:59,033
Listen, I know we're
guys and we shouldn't talk
381
00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:03,667
on any meaningful
level, but are you poor?
382
00:20:03,734 --> 00:20:05,501
Huh?
383
00:20:05,567 --> 00:20:07,400
Poor, broke, you know, no money.
384
00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:10,133
Look, will you turn
down that big screen TV
385
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,167
so we could talk seriously?
386
00:20:12,234 --> 00:20:14,400
You have a big screen TV.
387
00:20:14,467 --> 00:20:18,133
Hey, who invited him?
388
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,167
Come on in here, Hank.
389
00:20:27,767 --> 00:20:30,501
Oh, more coffee,
please. Hank keep ya up late?
390
00:20:30,567 --> 00:20:33,634
Oh, you don't know the half of it.
391
00:20:33,701 --> 00:20:36,934
The guy comes over,
plunks himself down on the sofa...
392
00:20:40,801 --> 00:20:43,601
...till like 1:30 in the morning.
393
00:20:43,667 --> 00:20:47,000
Yeah, I guess.
394
00:20:47,067 --> 00:20:49,701
Hey, how come you're not wearing
your amethyst stuff?
395
00:20:49,767 --> 00:20:51,734
Oh. I got rid of them.
396
00:20:51,801 --> 00:20:53,467
Emma,
397
00:20:53,534 --> 00:20:55,968
you left the lid off the sugar bowl
398
00:20:56,033 --> 00:20:57,968
and look what got in there.
399
00:20:58,033 --> 00:21:00,033
I did not.
400
00:21:05,934 --> 00:21:08,734
Oh, Oscar.
401
00:21:10,567 --> 00:21:15,501
I know I can be difficult occasionally.
402
00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:17,934
It's lovely.
403
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,734
Now put your pants on.
404
00:21:19,801 --> 00:21:22,434
But my legs get too warm.
405
00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:25,601
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408
00:21:30,567 --> 00:21:35,200
* I don't know the same
things you don't know *
409
00:21:37,667 --> 00:21:42,701
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410
00:21:46,834 --> 00:21:50,434
* It's a great big place
411
00:21:50,501 --> 00:21:54,467
* full of nothin' but space
412
00:21:54,534 --> 00:21:56,434
* and it's my happy place
413
00:21:56,501 --> 00:22:00,133
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414
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:03,467
* You just won't admit it
415
00:22:03,534 --> 00:22:06,968
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00:22:07,033 --> 00:22:10,367
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