All language subtitles for Corner Gas - 2x03 - Smell Of Freedom

Hey, Wes.

Did ya fall out of the denim tree?

Yeah, scorch!

What's a denim tree?

Oh, it's just, you're wearin' the
jean jacket, jean shirt and jeans.

It looks like you fell
out of the denim tree.

Hah, ha. Pow!

Oh, denim tree.

Like there's a tree that grows denim,

and I climbed up it,

and exchanged the clothes I
was wearing for denim clothes,

and then I fell out of it.

In essence, yeah. Hah,
ha. Again I say "Pow!"

Denim tree.

Well.

Denim tree doesn't
seem that funny to me.

I feel my role is to support him.

* You can tell me
that your dog ran away *

* Then tell me that it took three days *

* I've heard every joke, I've
heard every one you say *

* You think there's not a lot goin' on *

* Look closer, Baby, you're so wrong *

* And that's why you can stay so long *

* Where there's not a lot goin' on **

You shoulda seen. I
just roasted Wes Humboldt.

Oh, yeah?

And did Wanda say, "Pow!" afterwards?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, she must have
sincerely enjoyed your joke.

I've earned myself a
snack. Davis, you gonna join me?

Oh, no, no, no. I'm
not feelin' too well.

I ate some leftovers last
night and they must have been off.

You ate food that was off?

Did ya get in the head and lose
your sense of smell or something?

Yeah,

when I was nine.

Oh.

Pow!

I can't believe you
made fun of Davis like that.

I wasn't making fun. I
didn't know Davis couldn't smell.

Everyone knows that.

You're not a real keen observer
of the human condition.

What? I'm keen, I observe.

If I hadn't gotten into the gas racket,

I could have been a private investigator

or some kind of a scout.

Land ho!

I'm keenly observing
you have a game of Scrabble.

Yeah. This is my old
one. My mom sent it to me.

Don't moms usually send cookies?

This box would hold a lot of cookies.

I love Scrabble. I won a
trophy playing Scrabble.

They have Scrabble trophies?

It was a ribbon. It was a
trophy in that it signified I won.

Want to play?

No.

How often do you get to
play a real Scrabble champ?

Well, if you put it that way. No

That dumb cat is
stuck up our tree again.

Somethin' musta scared it.

Maybe you shooting at it.

Dumb animal, drivin' me crazy.

So? I don't shoot you.

He shouldn't have been in the yard. She.

You women always stick
together. I'm callin' the cops.

You're supposed to
call the Fire Department.

I'm not talkin' to them.

Buncha do-gooders

telling me what I can
and can't set on fire.

Hey, I'm sorry about
that crack I made at The Ruby,

which although it was funny,

may have seemed
insensitive, although it was funny.

It's okay.

Why didn't you tell
me you couldn't smell?

I did.

Can you smell propane?

No. I can't smell anything.

Anyone coulda missed that.

You obviously don't remember
the rest of the conversation.

It's not that I can't smell propane,

It's that I can't smell
propane, skunk, leftovers.

I have no sense of smell.

Ah, you talk in riddles.

Face it, Brent.

You don't observe people very closely.

I do. I
- I observe them, keenly.

It's just, you know,

you don't seem like
a non-smeller to me.

Oh?

And, uh, what does a
non-smeller seem like?

We smell-less have to
live with a lot of stereotypes.

Really?

Look, this isn't gonna
affect our relationship, is it?

Sometimes when people find
out, they get kinda awkward.

Oh.

No, it's, uh... I mean I-I'm gonna...

I'm-it's, uh... I'm fine.

See?

Wanda!

Play me at Scrabble?

Aren't you some kinda Scrabble champ?

Yeah. But...

Sorry. No offence, Lacey,
but you're kind of a poor winner.

No, I'm not.

Two words, thumb wrestling.

One, two, three! Yes!

Oh, yes!

In your face!

Did you see that? Whoo-hoo!

Number One!

Trash talk is part of thumb wrestling.

I beat you 20 times in a
row. Then you beat me once.

Yeah?! In your face.

Oscar's got a cat up his tree.

Oh. I see what you're saying.

No. He's actually got a cat up his tree.

What did you think she was saying?

I thought it was a euphemism
for something.

For what?

I don't know. It just sounded
like a euphemism.

I didn't want to be left out.

See? I knew it would be awkward
once you found out

I couldn't smell.

Oh, geez, uh, you know what?

I left my wallet at home.

I'd go get it, but by
the time I get there

and come back, it's...

Where do you live,
Tibet? Give her a buck, ya knob.

I'll tell you what, Hank.

Free coffee if...

you'll play me at Scrabble.

Well, I'm off to get my wallet.

Oh, come on. It'll be fun.

Yeah, I don't know, Lacey.

I've never played this Scrabble before.

Is it like Kerplunk? I like Kerplunk.

Well, you know, it's-it's,
uh, not dissimilar to Kerplunk.

Dissimilar. Is that even a word?

Oh, you're gonna love Scrabble.

All right.

Anyway, Oscar wants one of us
to get the cat out of the tree.

Okay.

Rock, Paper, Scissors?

Hah! I win!

Paper covers rock.

Rock flattens paper.

Paper'sI've made that already
flat. observation.

If you cover a rock with
paper, it's still a rock.

You could smash a window with it.

So, it's more like a rock than paper.

Too bad the game's not
called Rock, Paper, Window.

There you go, turning on me again.

Smellaphobe.

I'm not a smellaphobe!

It's easy for you to say.

You don't have to work with one.

Okay, Hank.

So you've got "hat" on a
double word score. Yeah.

You know, it's even better if
you can put down longer words.

You mean like "sat"?

That's the same length.

It's longer when you say it. Hat, sssat.

Yeah.

Okay, you're outta tiles, which
means the game's over.

You get all the points for the
letters that I have left.

And I subtract that
number from my score.

So how much you beat me by?

Actually, you won, by five points.

Really?

Cool!

I like this even better than Kerplunk.

How could you not
know Davis can't smell?

You know he's a cop, right?Pow!

Hey, don't turn the pow against me.

Anybody could have made
the same mistake.

Anybody who lives in a dream world.

He didn't know Lacey
was a Scrabble champ.

I knew that. I knew that, this morning.

That's like saying you
didn't know I was double jointed.

Sure. Yeah, I knew the joint thing.

You do know that I spent two years
in the British Secret Service?

All right, you're makin' that one up.

Okay, Oscar, hold the ladder.

Mr. Big Strong Cop is
afraid of fallin' off a ladder.

Maybe you'd like me to hold your hand.

It's just kinda wobbly, that's all.

Ha! I shoulda
called the Fire Department.

You don't see them
holdin' each other's ladders.

You cops are too soft,

sittin' around with
your hats and your guns.

Over in England, cops just got sticks.

Uaaagh! Careful.

Oh, my God!

Davis! The cat is getting away!

Gimme your gun.

Ooaah, I feel strange.

I smell burning toast.

Oh, now the tough
guy's gonna have a seizure.

Wait. I smell it too.

Damn thing!

You know what this means?

I caught your epilepsy?

I can smell again!

Oooh.

Aaah, asphalt.

It brings back memories, I tell ya.

Can you stop smelling everything?
It's embarrassing.

Aaah. Smell the hood.

It's amazing.

It's a hood.

But I couldn't smell it before.

This is a new world for me.

They didn't have
hoods when you were a kid?

Yes, but I didn't smell them.

Squandered youth.

What?

Oh, nothin'. I'm good.

Okay, smart guy.

I think she means you.

I demand a rematch.

Oh, it's okay. I'll pay for my coffee.

Last time I helped you.

Lets try a game
where you play on your own.

Scrabble, with this genius?

Like challenging a fish to a footrace.

He doesn't stand a chance.

Why are you insulting
me? I'm on your side here.

All right.

Ojime.

It's a carved bead used as a clasp.

22 points.

Well, uh, I guess
I'll just put this "s" down

at the end of it, for a point.

Or is that three points
because of the triple word score?

No, uh, mm, that's actually 45 points.

Hah! I knew Hank would win.

I love this crazy game!

This sweater won't stay closed.

It needs some kind of ojime.

Hey, what's this?

It's a Neil Diamond
record. It's for your father.

Why would Dad want a
Neil Diamond record?

He loves Neil Diamond. He's
a, what ya call it, a Trekkie.

No, Maw, that's somethin' else.

He loves Neil Diamond.

Dad loves Neil Diamond?

Well, why wouldn't I know that?

Don't be hard on yourself.

You've always been
wrapped up in your own world.

You know who I like? I
like that Neil Diamond.

Man, that Neil Diamond's a good singer.

Do we have any fudge at home?

Man, I have gotta
start paying more attention

to the people around me.

Well, it won't be easy.

Like I say, you've always had
your head up in the clouds,

or up somewhere.

I can't believe it. You win again.

You've got a real
talent for Scrabble, Hank.

Yeah.

You've got a beautiful mind.

Like in that movie?

Weird Science.

Exactly.

But what you need is a mentor, a coach.

Like in

No, not that guy. He died.

What was that other show with the coach.

Oh yeah,

Sure, like

I could be Coach, and you
could be whoever else

was in

I don't know if I
could handle the pressure.

Oh, sure you can.

I think you've got real talent, Hank.

That's nice of you to say.

Luther!Lacey.

No, in

Okay? Will you do my Scrabble thing?

Fine.

But this time I want free pie.

You know, Davis, since
you got your smell back,

you've been acting sorta different.

I think I know what's goin' on, here.

Oh, okay. Maybe your
perfume is a little overwhelming.

It's no problem.

It's just kind of a
sickly sweet cloak of bad odour.

Actually, I thought
you wanted to smell the air

because you just got
your sense of smell back.

Oh.

Yeah.

Smell that air.

Well, don't let me ruin
it with my bad odour cloak!

Do you mind rollin' up your window?

Oscar!

You don't have to ring the
bell. We've gotten used to you.

Is this how you run things?

A customer waitin'
and you're reading a book?

You're right. The customer comes first.

Can I help you, Wes?

Hey, I was here before him.

Age before more age.

Oh, sure. Big spender. Go ahead.

But just remember, money
talks, but it don't sing and dance,

and it don't walk.

What you readin'?

Oh, it's a book. It's
the history of Dog River.

This is Brent's way of learning
more about the people around him.

It was either this or
start paying attention to people.

Hey, Wanda, when did you get here?

You're not gonna
learn nothin' in a book.

Wise words, Dad. But I disagree.

For example, did you
know that Wes, here's, father

died in Korea saving his entire platoon?

Daddy's dead?

We told him he joined
the circus, ya jackass.

I think you're ready
to play someone else.

It won't be as
challenging as playing me,

but it'll still be good practice.

Okay, Emma, why don't we start
things off with "abang. "

Hooo-oo-oo.

"A bang" is two words.

Fine. Have it your way.

Wow.

One point.

Emma, Emma, Emma.

I guess you didn't
realize that the first word played

counts for double word score.

Lacey, put me down for two points.

Is it too late to put money on this?

Karen. Karen, pick up.

You're being immature.

Maybe you should talk
to someone less stinky.

Not stinky, cloaked in
a stench. A good stench.

Why don't you come on out
so we can talk about this?

No.

I know you're going through
a transition, but...

Ow! Karen! Ow!

12-11, officer down!

Seriously, sorry about the smell thing.

You shouldn't joke about a 12-11.

It wasn't a joke. It was a trick.

If it's that big a deal to you,
I won't wear the perfume anymore.

I appreciate that.

Can you also do
something about your hair?

It smells too much like hair.

Since I used all
seven of my letter tiles

on this turn, I believe I
get an extra 50 bonus points.

That's not how you spell "Ah. "

I got a Superman
comic that begs to differ.

So, Mrs. Tucker, just the gas today?

Bob good?

Don't be a stranger.

Hey, Fitzy, how ya doin'?

Is that new wheels you're drivin'?

You just won't let up, will you?

Looking for any angle you can work.

Well, I'm not playing your game, Brent.

I have a game?

He made fun of Wes
for falling out of a tree.

No, that was Davis. Davis
fell out of a tree.

Either way, Brent's a monster.

I'm a monster, a monster with a game?

People are afraid you'll use
their quirks against them,

like you did with poor
Wes, because you're a monster.

Man, this keen
observation thing is tricky.

And the final score is Emma, 437.

Hm. Hank...

28.

Oh. And the higher score wins, right?

Okay, we're gonna regroup.

When do I get my free pie?

Geez, I love the smell of a bar.

Somehow it always seems to
remind me of booze and cigarettes.

I used to envy the smelling.

But now I'm startin'
to realize it's a curse.

Oh, my...!

I almost wish I could go
back to my smell-less world.

That's what you get
for ignoring ladder safety.

How'd you lose your smell?

I got hit in the face by a ball.

You need to get hit in
the face by a ball again.

That won't work. Why not?

Because this isn't Gilligan's Island.

I know.

Your defeat seems like a huge disaster.

But the important
thing is to not worry about

how it's embarrassing to me.

Hey, what's up?

I'm just trying to recover from
my huge disastrous Scrabble defeat.

Which was embarrassing to me.

You play Scrabble?

Oh, yeah.

You're back to not
noticing what goes on around you?

Yeah, born again
ignoramus. It's just way easier.

I was too cocky. Yeah.

Hey, that would be a
good Scrabble word, "kokky,"

huh, with all those K's?

Yeah, gotta be seven
or eight of them in there.

Actually, Hank is really good.

He just caved under the pressure.

Ah, pressure caving.

Or maybe there wasn't enough pressure.

Ah, pressure lacking.

What do you mean? That's it, Hank.

You just need the right motivation.

Free lunch tomorrow for
whoever can beat Hank at Scrabble!

Yeah, I beat Hank.

There you go. Next?

Yeah, I beat Hank.

Just take the sandwich.

I can't understand.
Hank always beats me.

It was the pressure.

Yeah? Or Lacey sucks.

Yeah, the pressure.

You know, Hank, I've been thinking.

People don't really change.

You know, you tried to learn
Scrabble, but didn't.

I tried to learn about people, but...

Sorry.

I thought you were Davis.

Aaaah!

Hey, how would you spell that?

Two H's?

Hey, I'm glad to see
you guys patched things up.

How'd you do it?

He started wearing cologne.

The smell is not so
bad when it comes from you.

Hah, hah! Three in row! In your face!

Damn! I'm usually good at this!

Kerplunk is a fickle mistress.

Hey, Brent.

I said, "Hey, Brent!"

What's the matter? Get hit
in the head and bust an eardrum?

Oh.

Pow!

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