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Hey. You need a ride?
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So you're still riding the bus
with all the ninth graders?
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Okay, I like
public transportation.
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It lets me stay in touch
with the youth.
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What happens
when all the youth
get their licenses
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and you're the last one
on the bus?
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Sick Top 40, bro.
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It is sick, actually.
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In what circles?
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In all the circles.
That's why it's Top 40.
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Fuckin' touche.
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You wanna hear sick?
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Oh, no.
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Oh.
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What?
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Is it weird
he isn't here?
Who?
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Ben!
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No.
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Why?
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Because you guys
have a conjoined vagina.
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You want a bite
of my corned beef sandwich?
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Uh-uh.
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Why do you close yourself off
to all of life's miracles
like this? Live a little.
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I don't wanna eat anything
that has to be "corned."
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You don't like
my corned beef sandwiches...
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- you don't like my music.
- Mmm-hmm.
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I don't think
that's how friends work.
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I guess we have
nothing in common.
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Maybe we shouldn't be anymore.
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We shouldn't be friends?
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Yeah.
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What do you say?
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Not friends?
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Not friends.
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Okay.
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I think we should have sex.
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- In general?
- No, I mean right now.
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You're my little lemur.
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You're my little panda bear.
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I love panda bears!
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- Fuckin' love lemurs.
- Yeah.
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Fourth time's the charm.
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- Listen. Listen to me.
- What?
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It's getting really tiring
hanging out with you
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- while you're always
on your phone.
- You do the same thing to me!
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You talk to Molly and Sally,
I swear, for 45 minutes
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- every time we hang out.
- Are you kidding me?
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You play your dumb
little fuckin' video games
all the time
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with Ben on the other line,
being like, "Meh-meh-meh-meh."
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- I'm driving you home.
- I keep hearing
fuckin' rumors...
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from ninth grade
about you getting blowies,
which, by the way,
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I don't know
who even said, "blowie."
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I don't give a fuck.
Enjoy your meal.
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I don't give a fuck.
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Angry!
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Okay, fine, you know what?
Just let's...
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What, are we posing like this?
This is so fuckin' cliche.
This is cliche.
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Why did you choose Boston?
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- April, have your salmon.
- I'm not hungry.
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Well, it's been two weeks.
You need the omega threes.
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- They help your brain.
- What's wrong with my brain?
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Honey! They're good for you.
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Mom, she's allowed to
be depressed.
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- Thank you.
- No one as good as Nick
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will ever love her again.
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Agnes. Show some compassion.
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Yeah. Eat a dick, Agnes.
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April, don't tell
your sister to eat that.
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- I'll eat Nick's dick.
- Not okay.
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You little perv.
You don't even
have your period yet.
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- I do have my period.
- Oh, yeah?
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- Show me your tampon.
- You...
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You got your period
and you didn't tell me?
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Wow. You guys are gonna be
single forever.
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- No, we're not.
- No, we're not.
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Meanwhile, I'm gonna marry Nick
and we're gonna own a yacht,
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and a Jacuzzi, and a baby whale,
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and we're all gonna live
in Mexico in a beautiful
Spanish-style house.
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We're gonna have five kids
and they're all
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gonna be named after
famous singers.
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Let's see.
We're gonna have Will.i.am,
and we're gonna have Cher,
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but we also gotta throw in
some Beatle names,
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so we'll have Paul McCartney
and John Lennon...
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Lemme get a Coke and a hot dog.
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One Coke.
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- And a hot dog.
- That's gonna be $4
for the Coke.
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Sorry, are you out of hot dogs?
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- No, we have hot dogs.
- Then... Then why...
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Because the smell
of your pig parts
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are gonna ruin the cinematic
experience for everyone.
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Where's your manager?
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Look, April, I like you.
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You know, I... I like
the way that blue shirt
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brings out the brown
in your eyes,
you know, it's really stunning.
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But you can't tell people
what to order, okay?
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Like, let them get the hot dogs.
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- Okay.
- Great.
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That was a great talk.
Really, really productive and...
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Yeah.
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Yo.
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Yo! We're goin' out tonight.
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I don't go out anymore.
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It'll make you happy!
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Are we going to a gun range?
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We're going to Mordecai's.
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Is that a temple?
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It's a house party.
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Don't even try to say no.
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You need to
get thirsty for a dick.
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Yeah! Rebound dick!
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Oh, it's the best kinda dick.
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No, it's the second best.
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Wait,
what's the best kind?
Love dick.
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Don't talk about love
in front of April!
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Where the fuck did this
Clara girl come from anyway?
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- Her Instagram's on private.
- Trick ass bitch.
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I followed her
from my fake account
at TatianaRealicious.
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00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:10,566
Wait, she accepted someone
named TatianaRealicious?
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You dumb bitch.
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You have
a fake Instagram account
that I don't know about?
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Mmm.
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You don't know
everything about me.
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00:10:17,007 --> 00:10:18,530
When did you do that?
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00:10:18,574 --> 00:10:20,924
What is this photo of
Shaquille O'Neal?
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00:10:20,968 --> 00:10:22,447
I saw Shaq at a bakery once.
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00:10:22,491 --> 00:10:24,624
I saw Kobe in a Petco.
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00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:28,323
It's so cool that they shop
for their own pet paraphernalia.
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00:10:28,366 --> 00:10:30,630
Get this torture device
away from me.
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00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:34,808
She's like
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really pretty.
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Oh.
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00:10:37,898 --> 00:10:41,728
- Sally!
- Like, in a boring,
classic way.
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Shut up.
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00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:51,651
Ah, I love shots!
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00:10:51,694 --> 00:10:53,957
Me, too!
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00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:56,612
I miss Nick.
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To the universe
for testing us all.
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00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:23,465
Huh?
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00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:27,730
- I'm an existentialist.
- Cool. I love horses, too.
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00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:32,692
All right.
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00:11:37,609 --> 00:11:39,829
Oh, yeah, your tits.
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00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:42,353
Ah, it smells bad in here.
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You're a good kisser.
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00:11:46,357 --> 00:11:48,708
Yeah, yeah. Say...
Say more stuff like that.
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If you blow me, I'll fuck you.
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00:11:58,152 --> 00:11:59,457
What?
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- April. April.
- Get over here.
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- She's here.
- Who?
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You know who.
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- Is Nick with her?
- We haven't seen him.
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If this is too hard for you,
we can go.
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00:12:19,869 --> 00:12:23,481
Or we can get you a Lyft
and you can go.
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00:12:34,405 --> 00:12:36,799
I feel bad.
I feel so bad.
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00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:41,630
- Should I say something to her?
- Like what?
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Like, "Hi, I'm April.
I hear you're letting
the boy I love cum inside you."
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00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:48,202
- That's so weird.
- Please don't ever say that.
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So, they're like, "Oh."
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- Want some tequila?
- Mmm-hmm.
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- I have some coke, too.
- I'd do a little coke.
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- April?
- Fucking Judas.
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What the fuck?
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"What the fuck"
to you, Benjamin.
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Uh, yeah, sorry, so I've been
to like three bedrooms already.
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You were not specific,
and this is a big-ass house.
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Are you having
sex with her, too?
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What? Clar... No, no,
we're just friends.
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No, who the hell is this girl?
How come
I've never heard of her?
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Okay, Clara,
uh, her parents
are like my godparents,
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and we kinda grew up together
and we used to take baths.
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- With each other. You know?
- Oh!
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That's so cute.
Tell me more.
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Right. I don't know why
this is a thing, you know,
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'cause she's, like, moved here,
she doesn't have any friends...
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And you thought,
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"Before I show her
the Chinese Theatre,
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00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:10,980
she should see Nick's penis?"
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I didn't think that,
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00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:15,637
but maybe she hasn't
seen it yet.
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I'm gonna break into
your house and force feed
you ghost peppers.
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- That's incredibly specific.
- I am gonna hunt you down
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when you're old and you're sick,
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and I'm gonna
turn off the oxygen.
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I'm gonna tell weird stories
at your funeral,
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- so no one remembers
you accurately.
- Okay,
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I don't wanna play
your death threat game,
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and I don't wanna be
in the middle of whatever
weird, toxic shit...
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You're not in the middle.
You're fuckin'
taking their side!
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I'm not taking their side,
because there are
no sides, April.
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-You're making this up.
It's all in your head.
-Yes, you are.
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Hey! Hey! Hey, hey!
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This is a private area.
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Right.
It's my parents' bedroom.
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Mordecai?
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Yes?
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- That's Mordecai.
- It is.
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00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:58,090
- Ben, do you know this person?
- I do know this person.
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- You know this person?
- We're leaving.
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- Thank you.
- We're leaving.
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You're so strict.
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So strict. Okay.
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Bedrooms are off limits, guys.
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It's not me, Mordecai.
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Hi.
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You're April.
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Uh-huh.
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Clara.
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I'm aware.
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Have... Have you seen keys
for a Volvo?
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00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:07,879
No.
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Is that it?
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No, I just...
I saw you walking
in here and I thought
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maybe I should say something.
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About your keys?
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00:16:17,498 --> 00:16:21,415
No, forget the keys.
That was just
like an icebreaker.
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It's still icy as fuck in here.
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Okay.
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Maybe this was a bad idea.
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00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,425
That's astute.
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00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:34,036
I didn't know about you
until two days ago.
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Also, I'm pretty sure
I'm gonna throw up,
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if that makes you
feel any better.
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A little.
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00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,223
Do you wanna go do a shot?
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I don't drink.
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00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:07,330
You know this song!
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00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:08,853
I don't really...
Not really.
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00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:10,725
You know, I can hear you
singing it.
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00:17:10,768 --> 00:17:12,422
- I don't know.
- That's not the rules.
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You have to sing
if you know the song.
You know I'm right.
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-I don't know...
-You know I'm right.
You have to. Come on.
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- Yes, yes, yes, yes!
- You can do that.
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Come on.
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Oh, fuck.
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I can hold my own hair.
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You were the one
who was supposed to puke.
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00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:26,409
Sorry.
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00:18:27,976 --> 00:18:29,238
How do you feel?
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Hungry.
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00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:34,069
Oh.
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00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,985
I saw some fancy cheese
in the fridge.
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00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:39,596
- Please, stop.
- Stop what?
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00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,816
Why are you being so nice to me?
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00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:45,167
What, I mean, what?
Do you want me to be
like a bitch to you?
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Kind of.
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I want a reason to give you
a black eye.
246
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God, your eyes are pretty.
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00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:56,047
Your eyes are pretty.
248
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And your boobs, they're like...
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really good.
250
00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:03,446
No.
251
00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:06,014
It's a push-up bra. Feel.
252
00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:11,150
Could I ask you something?
253
00:19:11,454 --> 00:19:12,455
Yeah.
254
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:15,980
Why isn't Nick here with you?
255
00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:20,463
I don't know. Ask Ben.
256
00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:23,205
- They are so gay together.
- I know.
257
00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:44,357
I'm gonna...
258
00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:46,402
You have to go?
259
00:19:48,491 --> 00:19:49,492
Yeah.
260
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:56,804
They look friendly.
261
00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:58,762
They're not friendly,
they're just...
262
00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:01,287
my friends.
263
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:08,381
Well, it was nice to meet you.
264
00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:10,818
Yup. It was less bloody
than I envisioned.
265
00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:12,994
Take my number.
266
00:20:15,039 --> 00:20:17,085
I... Uh...
267
00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:18,391
What?
268
00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:21,872
What about...
269
00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:23,744
Nick.
270
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:27,400
Yeah. That person.
271
00:20:27,443 --> 00:20:28,966
I don't have to tell him.
272
00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:33,580
Well...
273
00:20:33,623 --> 00:20:35,495
good luck
with your keys. I'm...
274
00:20:35,538 --> 00:20:38,454
Oh, my God, just take
my phone number.
275
00:20:43,459 --> 00:20:44,634
Have you lost your damn mind?
276
00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:47,594
What happens
when she gets jealous?
277
00:20:47,637 --> 00:20:49,596
I'm not forcing her
to hang out with me.
278
00:20:49,639 --> 00:20:51,313
Oh, yeah, you just gave her
your cell phone number for what?
279
00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:54,688
- Shits and gigs?
- Chill, Benjamin.
280
00:20:54,731 --> 00:20:56,448
Oh, my God. You know,
you and April are
the only two people
281
00:20:56,472 --> 00:20:57,778
who call me that?
282
00:20:57,821 --> 00:20:59,954
Which is exactly why
we should be friends.
283
00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:01,651
That's a really flimsy argument.
284
00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:03,305
What if I'm the one
who gets jealous?
285
00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:04,741
Why... Why would
you get jealous?
286
00:21:04,785 --> 00:21:07,701
Because she's like the...
The long-term ex.
287
00:21:07,744 --> 00:21:09,505
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure
relationships with sex
288
00:21:09,529 --> 00:21:12,749
take priority over
relationships, you know,
without sex.
289
00:21:12,793 --> 00:21:15,274
Then I guess we're just gonna
have to scissor.
290
00:21:17,188 --> 00:21:20,670
Look, I'm asking you
to do me a favor, okay?
291
00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:22,585
- It depends.
- Are you kidding me?
292
00:21:22,629 --> 00:21:24,128
I helped you with
all those fucking shelves
with the Swedish names...
293
00:21:24,152 --> 00:21:26,023
Then what is it?
294
00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:29,200
Just don't hang out with April.
295
00:21:29,244 --> 00:21:32,073
And if you do, please,
stop hooking up with Nick.
296
00:21:32,856 --> 00:21:34,989
Huh? Just pick one.
297
00:21:57,272 --> 00:21:58,317
Send it.
298
00:22:00,493 --> 00:22:01,581
Send it.
299
00:22:03,017 --> 00:22:04,540
What if you don't respond?
300
00:22:04,584 --> 00:22:06,281
Why would I give you my number?
301
00:22:07,238 --> 00:22:08,979
Well...
302
00:22:09,023 --> 00:22:10,981
Maybe Nick is balls deep
inside you.
303
00:22:11,678 --> 00:22:12,722
Maybe.
304
00:22:15,246 --> 00:22:17,510
But on the other hand...
305
00:22:18,162 --> 00:22:19,207
fuck it.
306
00:22:26,954 --> 00:22:27,955
Send.
307
00:22:30,523 --> 00:22:32,655
- So, you know I...
- What do you...
308
00:22:32,699 --> 00:22:34,875
- You go.
- No, you.
309
00:22:34,918 --> 00:22:38,792
I was just gonna say,
I stalked you on Instagram.
310
00:22:38,835 --> 00:22:42,361
- You did?
- Yeah, like 106 weeks.
311
00:22:43,318 --> 00:22:45,755
Well, I stalked you, too,
312
00:22:45,799 --> 00:22:49,150
but, uh, only made it to
that Shaquille O'Neal post.
313
00:22:49,193 --> 00:22:51,370
I just wanna hug him, you know?
314
00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:53,110
- Sure.
- And fuck him.
315
00:22:53,154 --> 00:22:56,070
Wait, how did you
see that photo?
My account's on private.
316
00:22:57,463 --> 00:23:00,770
I had a friend follow you
from a fake account.
317
00:23:00,814 --> 00:23:03,643
Your friend
is TatianaRealicious?
318
00:23:04,731 --> 00:23:06,863
- Yes.
- Oh, my God,
319
00:23:06,907 --> 00:23:09,649
that answers so many questions.
320
00:23:09,692 --> 00:23:10,998
Did... Okay.
321
00:23:14,915 --> 00:23:16,743
So you're just
not going to school?
322
00:23:16,786 --> 00:23:19,746
I mean, I might, one day.
323
00:23:19,789 --> 00:23:21,574
I forgot that's even an option.
324
00:23:22,313 --> 00:23:23,880
What made you move here?
325
00:23:23,924 --> 00:23:27,406
I don't know. Just to move here.
Fresno sucks.
326
00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:29,320
That's so baller.
327
00:23:29,364 --> 00:23:34,413
Yeah, I'm ballin' real hard
using my employee discount
to buy oven mitts.
328
00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:37,590
- You can cook, too?
- What, you can't cook?
329
00:23:37,633 --> 00:23:40,593
I put chocolate
in the microwave before,
330
00:23:40,636 --> 00:23:42,484
with, like, some marshmallows
and stirred peanut butter in,
331
00:23:42,508 --> 00:23:45,293
- and I can eat that.
- Don't tell people that.
332
00:23:47,643 --> 00:23:48,992
Someone's coming.
What do I do?
333
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:50,603
Nothing.
334
00:23:53,649 --> 00:23:54,781
Hi.
335
00:23:54,824 --> 00:23:56,304
Hello, dog.
336
00:23:57,697 --> 00:24:00,482
You never peed outside before?
337
00:24:00,526 --> 00:24:02,310
What do you use
for toilet paper?
338
00:24:03,137 --> 00:24:04,399
You drip dry.
339
00:24:07,794 --> 00:24:09,752
It's pooling against my shoe!
340
00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:26,290
Just take the test again.
341
00:24:26,334 --> 00:24:28,510
I can't bring
my mom's car to Boston.
342
00:24:28,554 --> 00:24:31,382
Well, yeah, but at some point
in your life you're gonna
want your own.
343
00:24:31,426 --> 00:24:32,993
I do have my learner's permit.
344
00:24:33,036 --> 00:24:34,037
That's good.
345
00:24:35,256 --> 00:24:36,300
It's expired.
346
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,216
Oh.
347
00:24:39,260 --> 00:24:42,611
Nick used to get so pissed
having to drive me everywhere.
348
00:24:42,655 --> 00:24:44,831
What the fuck is up
with his tinted windows?
349
00:24:44,874 --> 00:24:48,443
He thinks
he's a drug lord, clearly.
350
00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:52,142
Right, because all drug lords
drive around
in their shitty Jettas,
351
00:24:52,186 --> 00:24:54,580
listening to Carly Rae Jepsen.
352
00:24:54,623 --> 00:24:56,799
He truly loves her.
353
00:24:58,061 --> 00:24:59,585
He's not being ironic?
354
00:25:00,586 --> 00:25:01,978
- No.
- Fuck.
355
00:25:04,807 --> 00:25:07,680
Did he always used to
put your nose in his mouth?
356
00:25:07,723 --> 00:25:09,116
Literally all the time.
357
00:25:09,159 --> 00:25:11,248
What, is that
supposed to be sexy?
358
00:25:11,292 --> 00:25:13,294
I have no idea.
I actually had to Google it.
359
00:25:15,165 --> 00:25:19,822
What about when
he grabs your boob like
it is a tightly-sealed jar?
360
00:25:19,866 --> 00:25:21,563
- Okay, thank you.
- Yes.
361
00:25:21,607 --> 00:25:23,652
I would get freakin' bruises.
362
00:25:26,916 --> 00:25:29,963
What about when he refers to
his dick as a quidditch stick?
363
00:25:34,707 --> 00:25:37,448
He... He hasn't done that
with me.
364
00:25:45,021 --> 00:25:46,936
I think we should
make some rules.
365
00:25:47,981 --> 00:25:49,896
- I concur.
- Cool.
366
00:25:53,334 --> 00:25:56,293
First rule,
no talking about Nick.
367
00:25:56,337 --> 00:25:58,513
Second rule, no telling Nick.
368
00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:02,517
Ooh. Okay, so rule 2B
should be no social media.
369
00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:05,302
- That's so smart.
- Yeah.
370
00:26:05,346 --> 00:26:08,218
And if things get weird,
we have to tell each other.
371
00:26:08,262 --> 00:26:10,046
- These are really good rules.
- Yeah.
372
00:26:11,657 --> 00:26:13,354
I feel like we're in Fight Club.
373
00:26:13,397 --> 00:26:16,618
Yeah. You can be Brad Pitt
and I'll be George Clooney.
374
00:26:16,662 --> 00:26:20,709
Well, you can be George Clooney
if you want, but he
wasn't in Fight Club.
375
00:26:20,753 --> 00:26:24,278
Oh. Well, I watched it
when I was on whip-its.
376
00:26:25,279 --> 00:26:27,063
Okay, is this crazy?
377
00:26:27,107 --> 00:26:28,674
Probably.
378
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:37,726
So, um, should we, like,
make out now, or...
379
00:26:37,770 --> 00:26:39,510
I did already touch your boob.
380
00:26:40,468 --> 00:26:42,296
- That's true.
- Yeah.
381
00:26:45,691 --> 00:26:46,822
Good night.
382
00:26:52,088 --> 00:26:56,832
Just so, um, we're clear,
I'm not actually a lesbian.
383
00:26:56,876 --> 00:27:00,444
I feel like I've been
giving you some
lesbian undertones and, like...
384
00:27:00,488 --> 00:27:04,144
I did... I did, uh,
make out with
my friend Sally once...
385
00:27:05,536 --> 00:27:06,755
but I didn't enjoy it.
386
00:27:06,799 --> 00:27:08,452
- I was worried. I'm glad.
- Yeah.
387
00:27:08,496 --> 00:27:10,454
Thank you for the clarification.
388
00:27:13,370 --> 00:27:16,069
You can drive away now.
389
00:27:19,507 --> 00:27:21,422
- Bye!
- Bye!
390
00:27:25,426 --> 00:27:27,210
Whoo! Clara!
391
00:27:45,576 --> 00:27:46,926
No!
392
00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:56,892
- I got him for you.
- For me?
393
00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:09,862
It's bad.
394
00:28:09,905 --> 00:28:11,124
Clara to the stockroom.
395
00:28:12,952 --> 00:28:14,823
Clara, please come to the back.
396
00:28:14,867 --> 00:28:16,607
Yep. That's what
we're gonna do.
397
00:29:06,832 --> 00:29:08,232
Do you want a bite
of my patty melt?
398
00:29:09,312 --> 00:29:10,879
I'll have a bite
of the bread part.
399
00:29:10,923 --> 00:29:12,838
Just the toast?
400
00:29:12,881 --> 00:29:15,275
- I don't wanna
ingest weird meat.
- No.
401
00:29:15,318 --> 00:29:16,537
Open your mind.
402
00:29:17,930 --> 00:29:19,670
Right there. The cheesy part.
403
00:29:20,323 --> 00:29:21,324
Fine.
404
00:29:26,025 --> 00:29:28,549
- Oh, my God. Mmm.
- It's so good, right?
405
00:29:31,204 --> 00:29:33,249
- What?
- Nothin'.
406
00:29:33,293 --> 00:29:36,209
Just the first time
I get to see you guys in action.
407
00:29:36,252 --> 00:29:37,253
And?
408
00:29:38,864 --> 00:29:40,604
And I feel like a traitor.
409
00:29:40,648 --> 00:29:42,278
Oh, you're blowing this
out of proportion.
410
00:29:42,302 --> 00:29:45,131
Yeah, maybe we measure
proportions differently,
you and I...
411
00:29:46,088 --> 00:29:47,829
And Nick.
412
00:29:47,873 --> 00:29:49,875
- Are you gonna tell him?
- Hmm?
413
00:29:49,918 --> 00:29:53,008
- Are you a rat, Benjamin?
- Yeah, a cheese-eating rat?
414
00:29:53,052 --> 00:29:54,923
Do you wanna know
what happens to rats?
415
00:29:54,967 --> 00:29:58,709
- They get their toes cut off.
- They get shanked
in their sleep.
416
00:29:58,753 --> 00:30:01,451
They get their carbon monoxide
detectors disabled.
417
00:30:01,495 --> 00:30:04,280
They get their sunscreen stolen,
you ginger fuck.
418
00:30:04,324 --> 00:30:05,629
There it is.
419
00:30:05,673 --> 00:30:07,283
Yeah.
420
00:30:07,327 --> 00:30:09,677
You guys are perfect
for each other, you know that?
421
00:30:11,026 --> 00:30:12,071
Oh, shoot.
422
00:30:13,855 --> 00:30:15,901
- Oh, I need to take mine, too.
- Yeah.
423
00:30:16,423 --> 00:30:18,033
What?
424
00:30:18,077 --> 00:30:20,253
- Benjamin,
what day is it?
- It is Tuesday.
425
00:30:20,296 --> 00:30:21,994
- Tuesday.
- Tuesday.
426
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:31,742
So, what's up with April?
427
00:30:33,222 --> 00:30:34,833
You mean Clara?
428
00:30:34,876 --> 00:30:36,182
No, I saw Clara yesterday.
429
00:30:36,225 --> 00:30:37,400
I meant April.
430
00:30:41,448 --> 00:30:44,843
Don't go to your weird,
silent place.
431
00:30:46,192 --> 00:30:47,628
Give me the shit.
432
00:30:49,935 --> 00:30:50,936
Um...
433
00:30:52,024 --> 00:30:53,764
Yeah, uh, I don't really know.
434
00:30:53,808 --> 00:30:57,072
I guess she's...
She's still, um,
working at The Palace.
435
00:30:57,116 --> 00:30:58,117
Hmm.
436
00:30:59,379 --> 00:31:00,859
Is she hookin' up with anyone?
437
00:31:12,566 --> 00:31:14,437
I'm way too high for this shit.
438
00:31:14,481 --> 00:31:16,396
Dude, what shit?
439
00:31:18,224 --> 00:31:20,811
Look, she doesn't tell me
anything because she knows
I'd tell you...
440
00:31:20,835 --> 00:31:22,750
So, you are
talking to her, then.
441
00:31:22,793 --> 00:31:26,841
Let's not talk about 'em
back to back like this.
It makes everything weird.
442
00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:29,539
All right, dude. You're the one
who brought her up, not me.
443
00:31:29,583 --> 00:31:31,498
What? Which one?
444
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:37,373
Clara, dude. Are you okay?
445
00:31:41,943 --> 00:31:43,902
Ooh, you're done, dude.
446
00:31:44,424 --> 00:31:45,468
You're toast.
447
00:31:50,386 --> 00:31:51,692
It's a normal question.
448
00:31:52,998 --> 00:31:54,303
I don't know.
449
00:31:54,347 --> 00:31:56,349
How many people
have entered you?
450
00:31:56,392 --> 00:31:59,918
Can we not
talk about my vagina
like it's a room, please?
451
00:32:01,136 --> 00:32:02,311
I asked you first.
452
00:32:06,098 --> 00:32:07,099
One.
453
00:32:09,101 --> 00:32:10,189
So...
454
00:32:11,451 --> 00:32:12,452
Yeah.
455
00:32:13,888 --> 00:32:14,889
Got it.
456
00:32:16,456 --> 00:32:18,588
- And?
- What?
457
00:32:18,632 --> 00:32:20,547
- It's your turn, woman.
- Mmm...
458
00:32:21,635 --> 00:32:23,767
- Four...
- That's not that bad.
459
00:32:23,811 --> 00:32:25,987
Teen.
460
00:32:26,031 --> 00:32:27,946
What? There's not
a lot to do in Fresno.
461
00:32:27,989 --> 00:32:29,686
I'm not judging you.
462
00:32:29,730 --> 00:32:32,863
Good, 'cause if I were a man,
you'd call me awesome.
463
00:32:32,907 --> 00:32:34,691
Well, you are awesome.
464
00:32:34,735 --> 00:32:37,085
I don't even think
I know 14 full people.
465
00:32:40,610 --> 00:32:41,611
Who were they?
466
00:32:43,526 --> 00:32:44,571
Well...
467
00:32:48,314 --> 00:32:50,707
I lost my virginity to Henry.
468
00:32:50,751 --> 00:32:53,493
It took him three times
to break my hymen.
469
00:32:55,060 --> 00:32:57,627
And then, there was Dario.
470
00:32:57,671 --> 00:32:59,803
He was an exchange student
from Palermo,
471
00:32:59,847 --> 00:33:02,154
and he taught me
how to make pasta.
472
00:33:02,197 --> 00:33:03,764
He also gave me chlamydia.
473
00:33:04,678 --> 00:33:07,028
So who was number three?
474
00:33:07,072 --> 00:33:10,553
Oh, no, Dario was,
like, number six.
475
00:33:10,597 --> 00:33:12,773
I'm just giving you
the highlights.
476
00:33:12,816 --> 00:33:15,256
What, you want me to tell you
about all 14 of them,
you weirdo?
477
00:33:16,124 --> 00:33:18,518
And then there was Micah.
478
00:33:18,561 --> 00:33:20,302
From summer camp.
479
00:33:20,346 --> 00:33:22,696
We were counselors together.
480
00:33:22,739 --> 00:33:24,045
And then he cheated on me.
481
00:33:25,394 --> 00:33:26,613
I really liked him.
482
00:33:28,397 --> 00:33:31,096
God, I just wanna be
disrespected like once.
483
00:33:32,401 --> 00:33:33,794
You really don't.
484
00:33:36,318 --> 00:33:37,798
Were any of them serious?
485
00:33:43,325 --> 00:33:44,413
Not really.
486
00:33:45,762 --> 00:33:46,763
What about Ben?
487
00:33:47,503 --> 00:33:48,548
What about him?
488
00:33:49,853 --> 00:33:51,203
Have you ever...
489
00:33:51,246 --> 00:33:53,379
Oh, my God, no!
490
00:33:53,422 --> 00:33:57,470
That would be like incest.
Not the hot kind.
491
00:33:57,513 --> 00:33:59,559
What is the hot kind of incest?
492
00:33:59,602 --> 00:34:02,866
It's like a sexy stepbrother
or something.
493
00:34:04,781 --> 00:34:06,653
You should do Ben.
494
00:34:06,696 --> 00:34:10,265
Oh, I don't know.
I can't picture him having
an actual penis, you know?
495
00:34:10,309 --> 00:34:12,224
Oh, no, he does.
496
00:34:12,267 --> 00:34:15,923
I mean, unless
some sort of accident
has happened since our baths.
497
00:34:15,966 --> 00:34:19,709
Ah. Yes, your famous baths.
498
00:34:19,753 --> 00:34:21,494
A massive baby peen.
499
00:34:27,152 --> 00:34:30,285
You know, Ben is also
best friends with...
500
00:34:30,329 --> 00:34:31,895
Right.
501
00:34:31,939 --> 00:34:34,681
- And you
and Nick, you're...
- Rules.
502
00:34:35,290 --> 00:34:36,509
Oh, right.
503
00:34:44,778 --> 00:34:45,866
Hey, baby.
504
00:34:51,263 --> 00:34:52,264
Hey.
505
00:34:53,178 --> 00:34:54,440
I've really missed you.
506
00:34:56,181 --> 00:34:59,532
You don't know how lost
I've been without you.
507
00:35:01,490 --> 00:35:03,275
That's all I've wanted to hear.
508
00:35:05,581 --> 00:35:08,193
I was only gone
for five minutes.
509
00:35:08,236 --> 00:35:09,803
What?
510
00:35:09,846 --> 00:35:11,563
I should've been with you
from the very beginning.
511
00:35:11,587 --> 00:35:12,762
Hello?
512
00:35:12,806 --> 00:35:14,329
My little panda bear.
513
00:35:14,373 --> 00:35:15,809
You're my little lemur.
514
00:35:15,852 --> 00:35:18,333
I'm the lemur.
I'm the lemur!
515
00:35:18,377 --> 00:35:19,682
I fuckin' love lemurs.
516
00:35:21,206 --> 00:35:24,209
Driver? Shut the partition.
517
00:35:24,252 --> 00:35:26,646
'Cause we gonna fuck!
518
00:35:29,301 --> 00:35:30,954
It sucks being third wheel, huh?
519
00:35:50,496 --> 00:35:52,454
Where have you been?
520
00:35:52,498 --> 00:35:54,413
You know, just hangin' out.
521
00:35:55,501 --> 00:35:57,416
With who?
522
00:35:57,459 --> 00:35:59,809
Various people.
Get out of my closet.
523
00:35:59,853 --> 00:36:01,463
So you're rebound fucking?
524
00:36:01,507 --> 00:36:03,204
What? No.
525
00:36:03,248 --> 00:36:06,294
Rebounds are healthy.
I had two after
your father found Maria.
526
00:36:06,338 --> 00:36:08,209
- Mom.
- What the fuck, Mom?
527
00:36:08,253 --> 00:36:11,560
Look, I am a three-dimensional
human being who's had sex.
528
00:36:12,039 --> 00:36:13,606
And UTIs.
529
00:36:13,649 --> 00:36:18,350
And I have this little vibrator,
and I have had many orgasms.
530
00:36:18,393 --> 00:36:21,222
Your father put his penis
into me and you two came out.
531
00:36:21,266 --> 00:36:23,920
- Stop talking forever!
- Okay, never again, Mom!
532
00:36:23,964 --> 00:36:25,705
Fine. Fine.
533
00:36:25,748 --> 00:36:27,402
Who is the rebound with?
534
00:36:27,446 --> 00:36:29,839
If you say
you're back with Nick,
I'll actually kill myself.
535
00:36:29,883 --> 00:36:34,366
It's not Nick.
It's not a rebound.
It's just, like, this girl.
536
00:36:35,236 --> 00:36:36,846
Oh, shit!
537
00:36:36,890 --> 00:36:38,761
- That's not what I meant.
- What did you mean?
538
00:36:38,805 --> 00:36:40,633
Do you just finger each other
really hard?
539
00:36:40,676 --> 00:36:43,288
Okay! It is platonic,
and can you leave now?
540
00:36:43,331 --> 00:36:45,072
How did you know
about fingering?
541
00:36:45,115 --> 00:36:47,988
I'm 13, Mom.
I know all about fingering.
542
00:36:48,031 --> 00:36:51,948
I find that shocking.
I did not know
about fingering until college.
543
00:36:51,992 --> 00:36:55,343
I find that shocking
after your history lesson
on your vagina.
544
00:36:55,387 --> 00:37:00,087
I did that to illustrate
a point, not to
humiliate your sister.
545
00:37:06,528 --> 00:37:07,747
A whale!
546
00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:09,227
What?
547
00:37:09,923 --> 00:37:11,098
There was no whale.
548
00:37:11,881 --> 00:37:13,796
I just want your attention.
549
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:17,713
- Oh. I'm just tryin' to get
my shift covered at work.
- Hmm.
550
00:37:21,935 --> 00:37:22,936
Okay.
551
00:37:24,329 --> 00:37:25,567
Can we roll around
and make out now?
552
00:37:25,591 --> 00:37:27,114
- Yes.
- Finally.
553
00:37:31,161 --> 00:37:33,642
People think that
Pirates of the Caribbean
554
00:37:33,686 --> 00:37:36,776
was like the best adaptation
of a Disneyland ride,
555
00:37:36,819 --> 00:37:39,909
but I really don't think Tomorrowland
got enough credit.
556
00:37:39,953 --> 00:37:42,608
Tomorrowlandis a land,
not a ride.
557
00:37:42,651 --> 00:37:45,263
Hmm. That's actually
a really good point.
558
00:37:49,354 --> 00:37:52,052
Would you wanna go sometime?
559
00:37:52,095 --> 00:37:53,793
I have...
I have a Platinum Pass.
560
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:57,187
Oi! Krillholtz!
561
00:38:00,930 --> 00:38:02,280
Yeah. Yup.
562
00:38:04,978 --> 00:38:05,979
Really quick.
563
00:38:06,806 --> 00:38:08,503
You ready to go?
564
00:38:08,547 --> 00:38:11,637
I mean, yes, but technically
I have like two more hours
of this.
565
00:38:13,769 --> 00:38:14,814
Here you go.
566
00:38:16,032 --> 00:38:17,817
For when you have
real keys one day.
567
00:38:23,649 --> 00:38:25,085
Clara.
568
00:38:25,128 --> 00:38:27,168
Okay, don't be weird about it.
It's just a keychain.
569
00:38:29,132 --> 00:38:30,220
Okay, let's go.
570
00:38:31,483 --> 00:38:33,615
Where are we going?
Where do you wanna go?
571
00:38:33,659 --> 00:38:36,488
Wherever your heart desires.
572
00:38:36,531 --> 00:38:37,532
Okay.
573
00:38:40,143 --> 00:38:42,711
- Palm Springs?
- What's in Palm Springs?
574
00:38:43,712 --> 00:38:46,585
I don't know.
It's pretty far.
575
00:38:46,628 --> 00:38:48,804
Ooh, maybe we could get
mochis from Trader Joe's.
576
00:38:48,848 --> 00:38:50,850
No, fuck that.
We're going to Palm Springs.
577
00:39:10,435 --> 00:39:11,697
My dear...
578
00:39:13,525 --> 00:39:15,353
I don't do deep breaths.
579
00:39:15,396 --> 00:39:18,138
Just breathe. Look.
He's right there.
It's gonna be super simple.
580
00:39:18,181 --> 00:39:21,881
Palm Springs, Palm Springs,
Palm Springs.
581
00:39:32,326 --> 00:39:33,849
Oh, my God.
582
00:39:33,893 --> 00:39:38,288
I heard acid can get, like,
stuck in your spinal column
583
00:39:38,332 --> 00:39:39,942
and then you have
flashbacks forever.
584
00:39:39,986 --> 00:39:43,772
Yeah. Less talking
and more drugs, please.
585
00:39:43,816 --> 00:39:47,254
Maybe when we're home,
when we're in like a really
familiar environment...
586
00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:51,606
You're welcome.
587
00:40:09,363 --> 00:40:10,799
The colors.
588
00:40:12,366 --> 00:40:15,369
Lango Faringi!
589
00:40:21,506 --> 00:40:25,292
Snucky plonko!
590
00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:31,124
Garmu!
591
00:40:44,224 --> 00:40:45,791
Are mine too blue?
592
00:40:47,967 --> 00:40:48,968
Huh.
593
00:40:50,491 --> 00:40:52,885
I think it means
you have enough oxygen.
594
00:40:54,060 --> 00:40:56,018
Or it means something
is wrong with me,
595
00:40:56,062 --> 00:40:58,325
and that's why
I'm always really cold.
596
00:41:01,328 --> 00:41:02,982
Is this betters?
597
00:41:11,251 --> 00:41:14,994
What am I gonna do
when I'm freezing in Boston
without you?
598
00:41:17,300 --> 00:41:19,912
Wear a jacket made of my skin.
599
00:41:24,525 --> 00:41:25,744
Okay, but...
600
00:41:27,441 --> 00:41:29,617
how am I gonna make friends?
601
00:41:29,661 --> 00:41:33,708
What are you talking about?
You're gonna make
so many new friends.
602
00:41:33,752 --> 00:41:37,451
I'm not cool
and confident like you.
603
00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:40,498
I can't just move somewhere
and figure everything out.
604
00:41:41,150 --> 00:41:42,935
Are you kidding me?
605
00:41:42,978 --> 00:41:45,503
I have nothing figured out.
You, you have...
606
00:41:46,939 --> 00:41:48,506
this whole path.
607
00:41:51,073 --> 00:41:52,161
I really don't.
608
00:41:53,772 --> 00:41:55,513
At least you have a plan.
609
00:41:56,209 --> 00:41:58,951
I suck at making plans.
610
00:41:58,994 --> 00:42:00,779
I don't even know
what I care about.
611
00:42:02,302 --> 00:42:04,304
What about canary school?
612
00:42:05,392 --> 00:42:08,613
Like studying birds?
613
00:42:20,363 --> 00:42:22,670
-I meant...
You know what I meant?
-Hmm?
614
00:42:22,714 --> 00:42:24,411
I meant culinary.
615
00:42:24,454 --> 00:42:29,459
I made dinner for you
one time. Once.
616
00:42:29,503 --> 00:42:33,594
Yeah, but you'd be like
the coolest chef
on the planet...
617
00:42:33,638 --> 00:42:37,076
like with a bunch of tattoos,
getting to cook pasta all day.
618
00:42:51,917 --> 00:42:53,571
I miss my family.
619
00:42:56,704 --> 00:42:58,097
You can have mine.
620
00:43:01,622 --> 00:43:02,928
Can I meet them?
621
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:05,670
You really want to?
622
00:43:06,975 --> 00:43:08,063
I really do.
623
00:43:12,981 --> 00:43:13,982
Hey.
624
00:43:14,766 --> 00:43:15,767
Hmm?
625
00:43:19,858 --> 00:43:21,294
You're my best friend.
626
00:43:26,473 --> 00:43:28,127
You're my best friend.
627
00:43:39,878 --> 00:43:42,445
I learned about Fresno once
during social studies.
628
00:43:42,489 --> 00:43:44,404
It was part of the Gold Rush.
629
00:43:44,447 --> 00:43:46,624
Interesting.
But I don't think it was.
630
00:43:48,060 --> 00:43:49,714
Well, maybe I'm confused.
631
00:43:49,757 --> 00:43:52,040
Maybe Fresno is just famous for
having a bunch of whorehouses.
632
00:43:52,064 --> 00:43:53,369
Agnes.
633
00:43:55,415 --> 00:43:58,505
I, uh...
I drove through Fresno once
on my way to San Francisco.
634
00:43:58,548 --> 00:44:00,159
It looked really nice.
635
00:44:00,202 --> 00:44:01,900
Oh. Well, that's because
you didn't stop.
636
00:44:03,728 --> 00:44:05,904
So, how long have you been here?
637
00:44:05,947 --> 00:44:08,036
- A month and a half.
- Oh, do you like it?
638
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:11,344
Yeah. I'm still tryin'
to figure everything out,
but yeah.
639
00:44:11,387 --> 00:44:12,954
How did you and April meet?
640
00:44:12,998 --> 00:44:14,608
How about you let her
chew her food, Mom?
641
00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:17,437
No, Mom.
That was such a great question.
642
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:20,048
I mean, considering
she's fucking Nick.
643
00:44:22,572 --> 00:44:24,444
I am seriously going to
fuck you up.
644
00:44:24,487 --> 00:44:26,054
- Girls!
- Maybe I should go.
645
00:44:26,098 --> 00:44:27,621
No! Agnes should go.
646
00:44:27,665 --> 00:44:29,381
Why are you mad at me?
You should be mad at her!
647
00:44:29,405 --> 00:44:31,233
- You're insane.
- I'm in love.
648
00:44:31,277 --> 00:44:32,670
With my ex-boyfriend!
649
00:44:32,713 --> 00:44:34,715
You mean with her
current boyfriend, you dumbass!
650
00:44:34,759 --> 00:44:36,456
Okay, I'm sorry.
She loves Nick?
651
00:44:36,499 --> 00:44:38,153
Stay out of it, slut!
652
00:44:38,197 --> 00:44:41,679
All right.
Are you really seeing him?
653
00:44:47,641 --> 00:44:50,905
Thank you.
Thank you for the salmon.
654
00:44:50,949 --> 00:44:52,951
- Good riddance.
- Clara...
655
00:44:54,300 --> 00:44:55,605
Suck my dick, Agnes.
656
00:44:55,649 --> 00:44:57,172
- You suck my dick.
- You suck my dick.
657
00:44:57,216 --> 00:44:58,584
- You suck my dick!
- No, you suck my dick!
658
00:44:58,608 --> 00:45:00,872
Enough with the dick sucking!
659
00:45:23,808 --> 00:45:26,724
Wow. This is
impressive wrapping.
660
00:45:36,603 --> 00:45:37,822
Are you sayin' I'm smelly?
661
00:45:38,387 --> 00:45:39,475
Sometimes.
662
00:45:41,347 --> 00:45:43,566
Do you want your real present?
663
00:45:43,610 --> 00:45:44,611
Yes.
664
00:45:48,789 --> 00:45:50,008
For you.
665
00:45:56,014 --> 00:45:59,321
- You love it?
- No way! No way!
666
00:45:59,365 --> 00:46:02,107
- It's limited edition.
- I know. I love it!
667
00:46:02,150 --> 00:46:05,197
Holy cow! Yeah!
668
00:46:05,588 --> 00:46:07,025
No! Stop!
669
00:46:08,678 --> 00:46:11,246
I don't wanna smell like a boy!
670
00:46:15,729 --> 00:46:18,036
Spare some shampoo, Dumbledore?
671
00:46:18,079 --> 00:46:19,820
Oh.
672
00:46:19,864 --> 00:46:23,563
You mean
this bottle of Pantene,
which is actually a horcrux?
673
00:46:24,172 --> 00:46:26,827
AccioPantene.
674
00:46:26,871 --> 00:46:29,525
Wingardium leviosaPantene.
675
00:46:29,569 --> 00:46:31,701
ProtegoPantene.
676
00:46:31,745 --> 00:46:33,878
Expecto patronusPantene.
677
00:46:39,057 --> 00:46:42,060
- Do you like this manly beard?
- Yes, I do.
678
00:46:57,858 --> 00:46:59,425
I love you.
679
00:47:00,774 --> 00:47:02,558
I love you harder.
680
00:48:01,226 --> 00:48:02,705
- Great. Yeah.
- Did you see that?
681
00:48:02,749 --> 00:48:05,012
-I thought...
-Yeah, right.
It's beginner's luck.
682
00:48:05,056 --> 00:48:07,885
-You look so cute.
You're so cute.
-Natch.
683
00:48:21,855 --> 00:48:23,596
Santa Barbara's not that far.
684
00:48:24,597 --> 00:48:26,686
I could come see you
on the weekends.
685
00:48:26,991 --> 00:48:27,992
Yeah.
686
00:48:47,054 --> 00:48:50,101
So should I just
invite Nick, or...
That's not funny.
687
00:48:50,144 --> 00:48:52,712
- I think it'd be pretty funny.
- Well, we don't.
688
00:48:54,105 --> 00:48:56,083
April gets to invite her friend.
Why can't I invite mine?
689
00:48:56,107 --> 00:48:58,761
- I'm your friend, too, Ben.
- Ah, but you're also Nick's.
690
00:48:58,805 --> 00:49:00,589
- Can you not say his name?
- Why?
691
00:49:00,633 --> 00:49:02,287
Because we have rules.
692
00:49:04,506 --> 00:49:06,595
Oh, yeah, that's, uh...
That's great.
693
00:49:06,639 --> 00:49:08,486
That's really gonna keep
this whole thing together, huh?
694
00:49:08,510 --> 00:49:10,208
And speak of the devil.
695
00:49:11,035 --> 00:49:12,514
Okay.
696
00:49:12,558 --> 00:49:13,646
Hey, Nick, buddy.
697
00:49:13,689 --> 00:49:15,387
Hey, what's up?
You wanna go eat?
698
00:49:15,430 --> 00:49:17,084
Yeah, actually
I'm eating right now.
699
00:49:17,128 --> 00:49:19,391
- I
'm gonna fucking kill you.
- Um...
700
00:49:19,434 --> 00:49:20,566
With my cousin.
701
00:49:22,350 --> 00:49:24,091
Ger... Gerald.
702
00:49:24,135 --> 00:49:26,789
You have a cousin named Gerald?
703
00:49:26,833 --> 00:49:28,637
Well, where are you at?
I'll just come meet you.
704
00:49:28,661 --> 00:49:31,272
- He wants to meet up.
- Tell him you're
far away, dingus.
705
00:49:31,316 --> 00:49:34,362
I'm... I'm far away.
At a fair.
706
00:49:34,406 --> 00:49:35,581
- You're at a fair?
- No.
707
00:49:35,624 --> 00:49:37,322
- Don't say "affair."
- Not "affair."
708
00:49:37,365 --> 00:49:40,716
A fair, as in like
a fair with a Fer...
Ferris wheel.
709
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:42,022
Not "affair."
710
00:49:42,066 --> 00:49:43,458
He's my cousin, that would be...
711
00:49:43,502 --> 00:49:45,504
That would be incest.
712
00:49:45,547 --> 00:49:46,679
And not the hot kind.
713
00:49:49,464 --> 00:49:51,075
You're digging a hole.
714
00:49:51,118 --> 00:49:53,314
Yeah, buddy, anyway,
me and Gerald
are just diggin' holes
715
00:49:53,338 --> 00:49:55,383
- at the fair, and, um...
- Dude.
716
00:49:55,427 --> 00:49:56,994
How fucked up are you right now?
717
00:49:57,037 --> 00:49:58,317
You wanna hang up the phone now?
718
00:49:58,343 --> 00:49:59,755
I gotta... Gerald's...
I gotta, man...
719
00:49:59,779 --> 00:50:01,346
I gotta go.
I love you, though.
720
00:50:01,389 --> 00:50:03,739
Be safe. Bye! Bye. Bye.
721
00:50:03,783 --> 00:50:06,177
- What the fuck was that?
- Why would you pick up?
722
00:50:06,220 --> 00:50:08,222
Oh, why would you put me
in this position?
723
00:50:08,831 --> 00:50:10,311
How 'bout that?
724
00:50:20,452 --> 00:50:22,323
See how easy that was?
725
00:50:22,367 --> 00:50:24,195
That was...
726
00:50:24,238 --> 00:50:27,459
You guys are like two geniuses
who use the pull-out method,
you know?
727
00:50:27,502 --> 00:50:30,897
One day you're gonna fuck
while you're ovulating,
728
00:50:30,940 --> 00:50:33,813
and you're going to have a baby.
729
00:50:33,856 --> 00:50:36,033
Well, I like
the pull-out method, so...
730
00:50:39,601 --> 00:50:41,038
Holy shit.
731
00:50:42,387 --> 00:50:43,518
And he knows.
732
00:50:43,562 --> 00:50:44,954
Why is he calling you?
733
00:50:46,086 --> 00:50:47,305
I don't know.
734
00:50:47,348 --> 00:50:49,872
He's outside right now.
With a machete.
735
00:50:49,916 --> 00:50:51,396
And he's gonna
cut us into cubes,
736
00:50:51,439 --> 00:50:53,519
and he's gonna
put us in trash cans
all over the city.
737
00:50:55,965 --> 00:50:58,055
I'm gonna let it
go to voicemail.
738
00:50:58,098 --> 00:50:59,708
You should see what he wants.
739
00:51:00,100 --> 00:51:01,623
What?
740
00:51:01,667 --> 00:51:02,668
What?
741
00:51:06,976 --> 00:51:08,021
Okay.
742
00:51:08,065 --> 00:51:09,066
Um...
743
00:51:10,110 --> 00:51:12,982
- Hello?
- Hey, dawg.
744
00:51:13,026 --> 00:51:14,288
How can I help you?
745
00:51:14,332 --> 00:51:17,248
By not talking to me
like you're a robot.
746
00:51:17,291 --> 00:51:19,728
- How can I help you, Nick?
- That's better.
747
00:51:21,078 --> 00:51:22,688
Thank you.
748
00:51:22,731 --> 00:51:25,038
I just wanted to call
and say thanks for the text.
749
00:51:25,082 --> 00:51:26,953
I didn't know
what to write back.
750
00:51:26,996 --> 00:51:28,868
- Uh-huh.
- So I just called instead,
751
00:51:28,911 --> 00:51:31,914
which, I guess,
creates the same kinda problem.
752
00:51:31,958 --> 00:51:34,526
Yeah, it kinda does.
So, um...
753
00:51:34,569 --> 00:51:39,618
Hey, I'm sorry about Clara.
754
00:51:39,661 --> 00:51:42,882
You know, it just...
It happened
really fast and...
755
00:51:42,925 --> 00:51:47,321
Yeah. Um, you don't
need to explain anything.
756
00:51:47,365 --> 00:51:49,280
Ben says that
she's a great girl.
757
00:51:51,108 --> 00:51:52,109
Well...
758
00:51:58,027 --> 00:51:59,028
Okay.
759
00:51:59,942 --> 00:52:00,943
Bye.
760
00:52:02,771 --> 00:52:03,946
Bye, April.
761
00:52:09,952 --> 00:52:14,087
You just really felt the need
to text him "Happy Birthday"?
762
00:52:14,131 --> 00:52:18,265
You know, me talking to him
or not talking to him
wasn't specified rules.
763
00:52:18,309 --> 00:52:21,268
Because it's...
so obvious.
764
00:52:25,968 --> 00:52:27,579
Are you still in love with him?
765
00:52:27,622 --> 00:52:28,623
No.
766
00:52:30,495 --> 00:52:31,626
Are you in love with him?
767
00:52:31,670 --> 00:52:32,671
No.
768
00:52:33,802 --> 00:52:35,152
I would tell you that.
769
00:52:39,243 --> 00:52:40,809
There's a party on Saturday.
770
00:52:41,941 --> 00:52:45,249
You wanna go together,
like, in disguise?
771
00:52:45,292 --> 00:52:48,208
Is it that Bruno Shabaz thing?
772
00:52:48,252 --> 00:52:49,688
Yeah. You know about that?
773
00:52:49,731 --> 00:52:51,168
Yeah.
774
00:52:51,211 --> 00:52:52,604
Uh, Nick's going.
775
00:52:55,650 --> 00:52:57,957
Okay, so let's just skip it.
776
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,612
I was probably just gonna
go with him.
777
00:53:05,834 --> 00:53:06,835
Yeah.
778
00:53:12,972 --> 00:53:14,234
So...
779
00:53:15,279 --> 00:53:16,758
I'll just skip it.
780
00:53:17,281 --> 00:53:18,281
Cool.
781
00:53:21,981 --> 00:53:22,982
Cool.
782
00:53:34,298 --> 00:53:37,039
Well, whatever.
I'm so over
high school parties anyways.
783
00:53:38,302 --> 00:53:41,653
- Yeah, me, too.
- Yeah, we've evolved.
784
00:53:41,696 --> 00:53:44,525
Your ID is kinda
bootleg, though.
785
00:53:44,569 --> 00:53:46,658
It says you're vision impaired?
786
00:53:46,701 --> 00:53:49,008
I did that for realism.
787
00:53:49,051 --> 00:53:51,663
Okay, but it says
that you're 5'11".
788
00:53:52,533 --> 00:53:54,405
That was a typo.
789
00:53:54,448 --> 00:53:56,842
You should've got it done
from these guys that we met.
790
00:53:56,885 --> 00:53:59,366
- They're Romanian.
- Mmm-hmm.
791
00:53:59,410 --> 00:54:03,152
I mean, if I don't get in,
we can just do something else.
792
00:54:03,196 --> 00:54:05,720
You're gonna get in.
It's gonna be fun.
793
00:54:06,678 --> 00:54:08,288
Yay.
794
00:54:08,332 --> 00:54:11,465
Oh, we're gonna
miss you so much!
795
00:54:11,509 --> 00:54:13,902
Oh, you have to
visit us in Miami!
796
00:54:13,946 --> 00:54:15,164
Oh, my God.
797
00:54:15,643 --> 00:54:17,254
Oh, my God!
798
00:54:48,328 --> 00:54:50,243
Bold move, Krillholtz.
799
00:54:50,287 --> 00:54:51,810
Are they in the vicinity?
800
00:54:51,853 --> 00:54:53,986
Why? What do you
have planned?
801
00:54:54,029 --> 00:54:56,249
Nothing. I wanna stay
as far away
as humanly possible.
802
00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:58,120
Right. Okay,
they're over there,
803
00:54:58,164 --> 00:55:00,577
- so we're gonna go this way
and have a great time...
- Thanks, Ben.
804
00:55:00,601 --> 00:55:01,733
That's not chill.
805
00:55:12,918 --> 00:55:14,049
What'd you expect?
806
00:55:21,143 --> 00:55:22,710
- Thank you.
- Mmm.
807
00:55:25,452 --> 00:55:27,324
Pass me that bottle
of brown stuff.
808
00:55:27,367 --> 00:55:30,239
I'm not passing you
licorice schnapps.
809
00:55:30,283 --> 00:55:31,328
Why not?
810
00:55:33,852 --> 00:55:35,723
Because you're not
a homeless person.
811
00:55:37,551 --> 00:55:39,031
Ugh!
812
00:55:41,338 --> 00:55:43,992
- Well, that's rich.
- What?
813
00:55:47,953 --> 00:55:49,084
Ah.
814
00:55:49,911 --> 00:55:51,086
Hmm.
815
00:55:51,130 --> 00:55:53,350
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
816
00:55:53,393 --> 00:55:57,441
It's just, uh... that girl
Ben was with earlier...
817
00:55:57,484 --> 00:55:59,268
You mean your ex-girlfriend?
818
00:56:01,053 --> 00:56:03,185
How do you know about that?
819
00:56:03,229 --> 00:56:04,883
I have the Internet.
820
00:56:06,972 --> 00:56:09,017
Who's Brad Pitt?
821
00:56:09,061 --> 00:56:15,284
Um, that is my friend,
Olivia, from home.
822
00:56:15,328 --> 00:56:19,027
We're just, like,
obsessed with Fight Club.
823
00:56:19,071 --> 00:56:20,942
Maybe we should just go.
824
00:56:20,986 --> 00:56:23,684
Why should we go?
She can go.
825
00:56:23,728 --> 00:56:25,706
Right, but you know what?
I'll split the Lyft with ya,
826
00:56:25,730 --> 00:56:27,838
we can get some food on the way.
It'll be dope. Let's bounce.
Let's go.
827
00:56:27,862 --> 00:56:31,126
I just got here.
Why is everyone always tryin'
to get me to leave the party?
828
00:56:31,170 --> 00:56:35,000
Everyone isn't.
Ben is, in order to
save lifelong relationships.
829
00:56:35,043 --> 00:56:36,523
You know what?
Let's just stay.
830
00:56:38,046 --> 00:56:39,221
And have fun.
831
00:56:41,180 --> 00:56:42,486
Yeah, okay. Fuck it.
832
00:56:42,529 --> 00:56:44,052
- Let's have fun. Cheers.
- Yeah.
833
00:56:45,445 --> 00:56:46,664
Do you wanna go?
834
00:56:46,707 --> 00:56:48,535
No. Why?
835
00:56:48,579 --> 00:56:51,712
I mean, I don't know if
you're uncomfortable she's here.
836
00:56:51,756 --> 00:56:53,061
I'm not uncomfortable.
837
00:56:54,323 --> 00:56:55,934
Okay.
838
00:56:55,977 --> 00:56:57,239
Is it uncomfortable for you?
839
00:56:58,023 --> 00:56:59,024
No.
840
00:57:01,243 --> 00:57:02,636
I'm not uncomfortable at all.
841
00:57:10,514 --> 00:57:14,126
You know, there's
a, like, a really wicked
EDM scene in Boulder,
842
00:57:14,169 --> 00:57:18,478
and they do, like,
these insane laser shows
at Red Rocks.
843
00:57:18,522 --> 00:57:20,872
I didn't know you were
a laser enthusiast.
844
00:57:22,177 --> 00:57:24,702
I'm a huge laser enthusiast.
845
00:57:29,533 --> 00:57:31,926
That's one of the many things
that you don't know about me.
846
00:57:33,493 --> 00:57:34,755
I'm sorry.
847
00:57:36,757 --> 00:57:39,934
Man, it's gonna be weird
when we don't see
each other regularly.
848
00:57:43,982 --> 00:57:45,897
I mean, you could
always come visit me.
849
00:57:47,376 --> 00:57:48,856
For sure.
850
00:57:48,900 --> 00:57:51,468
I'm gonna bring
my laser arsenal.
851
00:57:51,511 --> 00:57:53,295
- I mean, that was implied.
- Yeah.
852
00:57:53,339 --> 00:57:55,515
One goes like, "Pew-pew-pew."
853
00:57:55,559 --> 00:57:57,561
The others are like,
"Zing-zong, zing-zong."
854
00:57:57,604 --> 00:57:59,171
- Your lasers make noises?
- Uh-huh.
855
00:57:59,214 --> 00:58:01,782
Okay. That's... That's cool.
856
00:58:26,241 --> 00:58:27,373
Oh.
857
00:58:29,375 --> 00:58:30,768
Let's just go say hi.
858
00:58:31,246 --> 00:58:32,639
Uh...
859
00:58:32,683 --> 00:58:34,380
It's just weirder not to.
860
00:58:36,643 --> 00:58:39,472
- Hey, guys.
- Oh! Sorry.
861
00:58:39,516 --> 00:58:42,954
This is the dance party area.
For dancers.
862
00:58:45,347 --> 00:58:48,568
- Yo! Nick, what's up, man?
- What's up, man?
863
00:58:48,612 --> 00:58:50,527
Um, April, this is Clara.
864
00:58:51,745 --> 00:58:53,355
Nice to meet you.
865
00:58:54,966 --> 00:58:56,533
Nice to meet you, too, Claire.
866
00:58:57,011 --> 00:58:58,752
It's Clara.
867
00:58:58,796 --> 00:59:01,102
You have a very firm handshake.
868
00:59:01,146 --> 00:59:03,540
- Very strong.
- So do you.
869
00:59:03,583 --> 00:59:06,934
- Do you work out?
- Do I work out my hands?
870
00:59:06,978 --> 00:59:10,851
Okay. I'm so glad
we can all be here,
and it's not awkward.
871
00:59:10,895 --> 00:59:12,026
Right.
872
00:59:12,070 --> 00:59:14,812
Not all of us are
as drunk as you are.
873
00:59:14,855 --> 00:59:19,338
Well, it is the last party
of our high school.
874
00:59:19,381 --> 00:59:22,080
Seems like you're having
a difficult time moving on.
875
00:59:22,123 --> 00:59:26,040
Should we get shots?
I want shots. Shots.
876
00:59:26,084 --> 00:59:27,912
- Yes, please. Nick?
- Yes! Can't wait.
877
00:59:27,955 --> 00:59:30,131
Yes. That would be great.
I'll take one.
878
00:59:31,045 --> 00:59:33,439
Can we go, please?
879
00:59:33,482 --> 00:59:35,180
Actually, we're just gonna go.
880
00:59:35,223 --> 00:59:36,224
Yeah?
881
00:59:45,669 --> 00:59:47,235
Go ahead and say it.
882
00:59:48,497 --> 00:59:49,934
Say what?
883
00:59:49,977 --> 00:59:50,978
Everything.
884
00:59:52,632 --> 00:59:53,894
I'm an idiot.
885
00:59:56,114 --> 00:59:57,613
I don't think we should do this
in front of Steve.
886
00:59:57,637 --> 00:59:59,683
- Oh, fuck Steve! Come on.
- Jesus!
887
00:59:59,726 --> 01:00:02,207
This is what you've been
waiting for. Lay it on me.
888
01:00:02,250 --> 01:00:04,339
Yeah, well, what are you?
A dock worker?
889
01:00:04,383 --> 01:00:07,647
- Lay it on me!
- No yelling
in the Lyft, please.
890
01:00:07,691 --> 01:00:10,955
Look, I don't have to tell you
you're an idiot.
You know you're an idiot.
891
01:00:10,998 --> 01:00:13,237
- Well, she's the one
who started it.
- We're not six years old, April!
892
01:00:13,261 --> 01:00:15,307
Oh, don't yell in the Lyft, Ben!
893
01:00:15,350 --> 01:00:17,004
I thought you wanted me
to lay it on you.
894
01:00:17,048 --> 01:00:18,310
Well, I changed my mind.
895
01:00:18,353 --> 01:00:20,312
- What is it you want?
- I don't know.
896
01:00:30,148 --> 01:00:31,976
- Sorry.
- Get out!
897
01:00:32,019 --> 01:00:34,065
Like, get out here?
898
01:00:41,855 --> 01:00:43,074
Yeah, let's stop.
899
01:00:54,128 --> 01:00:55,913
- It's there.
- What?
900
01:00:55,956 --> 01:00:56,957
Nothing.
901
01:00:58,959 --> 01:00:59,960
Okay.
902
01:01:06,837 --> 01:01:09,970
- I'm gonna order a new car.
- Absolutely.
903
01:01:16,150 --> 01:01:17,978
- Surging.
- Is it?
904
01:02:16,297 --> 01:02:18,386
Are you here to murder me?
905
01:02:18,430 --> 01:02:21,215
I don't think murderers
tell their victims
they're outside.
906
01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:36,578
Where's Clara?
907
01:02:39,190 --> 01:02:41,714
I don't know. She's at home.
908
01:02:43,847 --> 01:02:45,370
Did you leave
with Ben last night?
909
01:02:45,413 --> 01:02:47,764
We split a Lyft.
910
01:02:47,807 --> 01:02:50,767
Clara's tits looked
pretty vibrant last night.
911
01:02:50,810 --> 01:02:52,594
Can we not talk about her?
912
01:02:54,118 --> 01:02:55,119
Why?
913
01:02:55,946 --> 01:02:57,425
She's your girlfriend.
914
01:02:58,296 --> 01:02:59,819
She's not my girlfriend.
915
01:03:01,081 --> 01:03:03,431
Then what is she?
916
01:03:03,475 --> 01:03:05,433
This isn't the conversation
I wanna have.
917
01:03:06,783 --> 01:03:08,828
What conversation
did you wanna have?
918
01:03:14,965 --> 01:03:16,705
I think about you all the time.
919
01:03:24,235 --> 01:03:27,064
And then,
seeing you last night...
920
01:03:27,107 --> 01:03:28,587
You broke up with me!
921
01:03:28,630 --> 01:03:31,111
- You broke up with me.
- After you brought it up.
922
01:03:32,417 --> 01:03:33,810
That was hypothetical.
923
01:03:36,595 --> 01:03:38,118
Don't you miss me at all?
924
01:03:49,173 --> 01:03:50,565
Oh.
925
01:03:50,609 --> 01:03:52,741
Okay. Oh!
926
01:04:30,388 --> 01:04:32,216
We out, motherfucka!
927
01:04:32,259 --> 01:04:34,174
Fuck you, Ms. Leinart!
928
01:04:34,218 --> 01:04:36,220
- Fuck you!
- Fuck you!
929
01:04:36,263 --> 01:04:39,527
- I hate your blazers!
- I hate you, Dad!
930
01:04:40,833 --> 01:04:42,922
Attention.
931
01:04:42,966 --> 01:04:46,795
April Krillholtz eats hummus
with her fingers.
932
01:04:46,839 --> 01:04:51,670
Attention. Nick Ellis can't
pronounce the word "arugula."
933
01:04:51,713 --> 01:04:53,237
Arugyula.
934
01:04:53,280 --> 01:04:55,674
- Arugula.
- Arugyula.
935
01:04:55,717 --> 01:04:57,981
Arugula.
936
01:04:58,024 --> 01:05:01,245
Attention. April Krillholtz
used to flirt with me
in history class.
937
01:05:01,288 --> 01:05:04,335
Oh, my God. You texted me
cute little monkey emojis
938
01:05:04,378 --> 01:05:06,728
while we were learning
about genocide.
939
01:05:07,816 --> 01:05:09,775
Yeah.
940
01:05:09,818 --> 01:05:12,125
It's 'cause I had
a demented crush on you.
941
01:05:13,953 --> 01:05:16,390
I'm pretty sure that you had
a crush on me, too.
942
01:05:20,786 --> 01:05:23,832
Attention.
I'm pretty sure that
you had a crush on me, too.
943
01:05:25,878 --> 01:05:27,227
I don't recall.
944
01:05:30,143 --> 01:05:31,579
So then, we just...
945
01:05:33,451 --> 01:05:36,758
dated for two years
after that because...
946
01:05:42,851 --> 01:05:44,853
I had a huge crush on you.
947
01:06:29,811 --> 01:06:32,814
- You fucking lying whore.
- What?
948
01:06:32,858 --> 01:06:34,207
He broke up with me.
949
01:06:41,301 --> 01:06:43,477
Hey!
950
01:06:43,521 --> 01:06:45,436
- He just showed up
at my house.
- Oh, really?
951
01:06:45,479 --> 01:06:47,481
How long after you showed up
at the party?
952
01:06:47,525 --> 01:06:51,268
- That's not why I went.
- Okay. Why'd you go?
953
01:06:51,311 --> 01:06:55,576
I had English
with Bruno Shabaz.
You don't even know him!
954
01:06:55,620 --> 01:06:57,796
Bruno Shabaz is not the point!
955
01:06:57,839 --> 01:06:59,643
If it were
the other way around,
you would've gone.
956
01:06:59,667 --> 01:07:01,843
You don't fucking know that!
957
01:07:01,887 --> 01:07:04,759
You loved boxing me
out of my own life.
958
01:07:04,803 --> 01:07:08,372
And you loved
making me your creepy
boyfriend placeholder.
959
01:07:08,415 --> 01:07:09,808
That's not true!
960
01:07:09,851 --> 01:07:12,245
Using me so you could
sneak your way back to him!
961
01:07:12,289 --> 01:07:13,962
Well, at least you got
everything you wanted,
962
01:07:13,986 --> 01:07:16,902
acting like...
Like he was your wife
and I was your mistress.
963
01:07:16,945 --> 01:07:19,078
I'm sure you would've
loved that, April.
964
01:07:19,122 --> 01:07:21,341
What the fuck does that mean?
965
01:07:22,821 --> 01:07:25,780
I am not the one
that's fucked
like half of Fresno.
966
01:07:33,788 --> 01:07:37,923
Have fun on your bus ride
back to Mommy's.
967
01:07:37,966 --> 01:07:41,187
I was with him for two years.
You were with him
for two months.
968
01:07:48,020 --> 01:07:49,630
You know you're fired, right?
969
01:07:51,110 --> 01:07:56,072
You've, uh, exhibited limited
personal growth, so...
970
01:08:04,167 --> 01:08:05,385
We have to tell Nick.
971
01:08:06,734 --> 01:08:08,127
About you and Clara?
972
01:08:08,171 --> 01:08:10,216
About you and me.
973
01:08:10,260 --> 01:08:12,131
That's a hilarious joke.
974
01:08:12,175 --> 01:08:16,222
Just to be clear,
you were also
in those bushes, buddy.
975
01:08:17,658 --> 01:08:20,618
I'm developing an ulcer
talking to you right now.
976
01:08:20,661 --> 01:08:23,534
You're 18 years old.
You're not developing an ulcer.
977
01:08:23,577 --> 01:08:26,145
Funny story. I actually
had an ulcer when I was 12.
978
01:08:26,189 --> 01:08:27,886
You should see a doctor, then.
979
01:08:27,929 --> 01:08:28,930
I did.
980
01:08:30,410 --> 01:08:32,891
He told me to avoid
stressful situations.
981
01:08:32,934 --> 01:08:35,154
He's gonna find out eventually.
982
01:08:35,198 --> 01:08:40,246
Well, isn't that the most
familiar sentence in the history
of this fucking summer. I...
983
01:08:41,813 --> 01:08:43,510
I know. I just...
984
01:08:44,424 --> 01:08:46,426
We're all leaving.
985
01:08:46,470 --> 01:08:49,013
Right. And before
we go to college,
we should all hate each other.
986
01:08:49,037 --> 01:08:51,214
Forever.
987
01:08:51,257 --> 01:08:54,130
I feel like if we have this shit
hanging over our heads,
988
01:08:54,173 --> 01:08:56,262
then we would
hate each other forever.
989
01:08:56,306 --> 01:08:58,525
Shit that you created.
990
01:09:00,353 --> 01:09:02,877
At least this gives us
some kind of chance.
991
01:09:07,186 --> 01:09:08,796
We could do it together.
992
01:09:11,408 --> 01:09:12,887
Strength in numbers.
993
01:09:30,731 --> 01:09:32,080
I feel like an asshole.
994
01:09:33,560 --> 01:09:35,083
You're not the asshole.
995
01:09:36,781 --> 01:09:37,912
Obviously.
996
01:09:39,087 --> 01:09:40,524
You're the asshole.
997
01:09:45,311 --> 01:09:47,618
Okay, well,
there's one other thing.
998
01:09:53,014 --> 01:09:54,407
I'm friends with Clara.
999
01:09:55,234 --> 01:09:57,932
Or, we were friends.
1000
01:09:58,585 --> 01:09:59,934
Are you Brad Pitt?
1001
01:10:02,633 --> 01:10:05,679
I wasn't trying
to hurt you. Or...
1002
01:10:07,115 --> 01:10:10,684
I was. I was trying
to hurt you at first...
1003
01:10:12,251 --> 01:10:14,035
but then
I just really liked her.
1004
01:10:23,697 --> 01:10:26,047
Please don't
let me ruin things
for you and Ben.
1005
01:11:44,082 --> 01:11:45,605
Oh.
1006
01:11:55,093 --> 01:11:56,094
Whenever you're ready.
1007
01:12:16,897 --> 01:12:17,898
Hey.
1008
01:12:19,465 --> 01:12:20,771
Want half this cookie?
1009
01:12:23,426 --> 01:12:25,253
Is it sativa or an indica?
1010
01:12:28,518 --> 01:12:30,346
It's a hybrid.
1011
01:12:39,093 --> 01:12:40,094
No hat.
1012
01:12:41,879 --> 01:12:43,010
What do you think?
1013
01:12:47,145 --> 01:12:49,669
I'll be home in two months.
1014
01:12:49,713 --> 01:12:52,411
I've never been away from you
for more than two weeks.
1015
01:12:52,455 --> 01:12:54,935
Seems like the world
will keep spinning.
1016
01:12:54,979 --> 01:12:57,087
Yeah, you have
this little strumpet
to keep you company.
1017
01:12:57,111 --> 01:12:59,287
- Kiss my fat ass.
- You kiss my fat ass.
1018
01:12:59,331 --> 01:13:00,961
- You kiss my fat ass.
- You kiss my fat ass.
1019
01:13:00,985 --> 01:13:03,291
- You kiss my fat ass.
- You kiss my fat ass.
1020
01:13:03,335 --> 01:13:05,337
No! We were going to
have one dinner
1021
01:13:05,381 --> 01:13:08,645
that does not end
in talk of kissing asses
and sucking dicks.
1022
01:13:08,688 --> 01:13:10,840
Your mouths are staying away
from each other's genitals.
1023
01:13:10,864 --> 01:13:12,344
Your mouths are staying
on your faces
1024
01:13:12,388 --> 01:13:14,651
and eating this fucking salmon
that I made.
1025
01:13:14,694 --> 01:13:16,566
You're my daughters,
my only two daughters,
1026
01:13:16,609 --> 01:13:19,830
and you're growing up,
and April is
going off to college,
1027
01:13:19,873 --> 01:13:23,660
and we are gonna make
a very fucking nice memory!
1028
01:13:23,703 --> 01:13:26,619
All right, they
do this in France.
1029
01:13:26,663 --> 01:13:27,664
Ooh!
1030
01:13:28,534 --> 01:13:30,057
I'll clean that up.
1031
01:13:30,101 --> 01:13:31,494
All right. Cheers.
1032
01:13:31,537 --> 01:13:33,583
Mom, you are so cool right now.
1033
01:13:33,626 --> 01:13:35,411
Yeah, I know. Thank you.
1034
01:13:38,109 --> 01:13:40,720
Just so you know, I'm over Nick.
1035
01:13:42,983 --> 01:13:44,463
You can have him, if you want.
1036
01:13:44,507 --> 01:13:47,423
Oof. He peaked
in the 11th grade.
1037
01:13:47,466 --> 01:13:50,469
But there's a boy in my class
I've been texting.
1038
01:13:50,513 --> 01:13:52,471
Isn't that
a little young for you?
1039
01:13:52,515 --> 01:13:54,299
He shaves.
1040
01:14:01,915 --> 01:14:05,179
- Hey, is April here? I just
need to talk to her for...
- Ugh!
1041
01:14:07,573 --> 01:14:09,227
That girl's here!
1042
01:14:25,373 --> 01:14:28,812
I...
I kinda had this
whole speech planned...
1043
01:14:28,855 --> 01:14:30,596
but I'm not really sure
if it was any good.
1044
01:14:32,772 --> 01:14:36,036
I'd still be interested
in hearing it.
1045
01:14:37,908 --> 01:14:39,213
Well...
1046
01:14:40,127 --> 01:14:42,521
basically the main thing was,
1047
01:14:42,565 --> 01:14:45,481
I'm sorry for getting angry
at you because you were upset.
1048
01:14:45,524 --> 01:14:48,048
That I was fucking
your ex-boyfriend.
1049
01:14:49,006 --> 01:14:51,530
If you follow that.
1050
01:14:52,009 --> 01:14:53,314
I do. Yeah.
1051
01:14:54,620 --> 01:14:58,494
And I'm sorry for
throwing Icee at your face.
1052
01:14:59,190 --> 01:15:00,713
You threw it at my boobs.
1053
01:15:02,106 --> 01:15:03,629
I was aiming for your face.
1054
01:15:05,805 --> 01:15:07,241
Well, I deserved it.
1055
01:15:09,330 --> 01:15:10,506
You were right.
1056
01:15:12,203 --> 01:15:15,511
I went to that party
because I was jealous
you were with him.
1057
01:15:16,512 --> 01:15:17,513
I know.
1058
01:15:19,993 --> 01:15:24,084
But really, I was jealous
that he was with you.
1059
01:15:26,434 --> 01:15:28,349
I had a lot of fun with you
this summer.
1060
01:15:30,830 --> 01:15:32,179
Me, too.
1061
01:15:35,269 --> 01:15:37,010
I'm sorry I fucked it up.
1062
01:15:39,012 --> 01:15:43,539
Well, can we un-fuck it up?
I mean, when do you leave?
1063
01:15:45,366 --> 01:15:47,673
Tomorrow. At 3:00.
1064
01:15:48,413 --> 01:15:49,545
So...
1065
01:15:50,371 --> 01:15:51,372
Oh.
1066
01:15:53,897 --> 01:15:57,204
I was gonna show up
at your door in the morning.
1067
01:15:58,641 --> 01:16:00,207
I was gonna drive there.
1068
01:16:01,948 --> 01:16:03,471
Because I drive now.
1069
01:16:06,431 --> 01:16:09,477
You got your license?
Krillholtz!
1070
01:16:16,267 --> 01:16:17,268
So...
1071
01:16:18,225 --> 01:16:19,444
where are we going?
1072
01:16:19,487 --> 01:16:22,099
You're the one that's leaving.
You choose.
1073
01:16:22,142 --> 01:16:24,797
- So you're staying in LA?
- For now.
1074
01:16:24,841 --> 01:16:27,060
I'm thinking about checkin' out
some canary schools.
1075
01:16:29,846 --> 01:16:32,196
'Cause I'll be back in November.
1076
01:16:32,239 --> 01:16:34,111
- Mmm-hmm.
- And December.
1077
01:16:34,154 --> 01:16:36,679
And summer,
so June, July, August.
1078
01:16:36,722 --> 01:16:38,289
And we can FaceTime.
1079
01:16:38,332 --> 01:16:41,205
So, like,
a long-distance relationship.
1080
01:16:41,248 --> 01:16:44,817
Exactly. But without the sex.
1081
01:16:44,861 --> 01:16:48,342
Good. Because I love you,
but I'm not gonna
have sex with you.
1082
01:16:51,215 --> 01:16:52,259
What'd you say?
1083
01:16:53,609 --> 01:16:55,349
I said we are never fucking.
1084
01:16:57,134 --> 01:16:58,831
You said you loved me.
1085
01:17:00,833 --> 01:17:03,053
Oh, my God...
Yeah, I love you.
Don't ruin the moment.
1086
01:17:03,096 --> 01:17:06,056
But I want to ruin it!
I love you, too.
1087
01:17:06,099 --> 01:17:09,537
I love you so much!
1088
01:17:10,713 --> 01:17:13,716
Okay, but you, you love me.
1089
01:17:13,759 --> 01:17:15,761
- Where are we going?
- I don't know.
1090
01:17:19,025 --> 01:17:20,070
All right.
1091
01:17:21,637 --> 01:17:22,638
You love me.
1092
01:17:23,595 --> 01:17:24,683
Oh, God.
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