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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,475 --> 00:00:20,145 Starting my fucking day like this. What the fuck? 2 00:00:20,228 --> 00:00:21,771 I can't believe this shit! 3 00:00:22,647 --> 00:00:25,900 Bitch-ass handyman pissing on my fucking hardwood floor. 4 00:00:25,984 --> 00:00:28,445 This is European oak, motherfucker! 5 00:00:29,237 --> 00:00:31,614 "Ooh. Is your husband home?" 6 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:34,034 No! I'm home. Fuck you! 7 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:37,412 Cocksucking piece of shit. 8 00:00:37,495 --> 00:00:39,122 Shut the fuck up! 9 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:42,792 I have worked too hard for this shit. 10 00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:44,294 Look at this. 11 00:00:44,377 --> 00:00:46,004 Oh, my God, the smell. 12 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:10,528 Hello? 13 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:13,573 Do you have any idea who you just fucked with? Huh? 14 00:01:13,656 --> 00:01:16,326 You useless, shameful little shit! 15 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:18,161 - I'm gonna... - Okay, bitch. 16 00:01:22,791 --> 00:01:25,001 You've reached At Cho Service Construction. 17 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:27,879 Danny can't come to the phone... 18 00:01:29,005 --> 00:01:30,005 Babe? 19 00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:33,050 What happened? 20 00:01:45,313 --> 00:01:47,732 Yo, remember that guy I got into that road rage with? 21 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:49,317 Turns out it was a woman. 22 00:01:50,485 --> 00:01:54,614 Sometimes rock bottom is your trampoline. 23 00:01:54,697 --> 00:01:55,740 I can't hear you. 24 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:05,625 "P.S. he pissed all over my bathroom. One star." What the fuck? 25 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:12,924 Life is precious, man. 26 00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:16,344 You can't waste it. You gotta take action. 27 00:02:16,427 --> 00:02:17,804 If you're hungry, eat a steak. 28 00:02:17,887 --> 00:02:21,307 If you want to feel the sun on your face, it's right there. 29 00:02:23,101 --> 00:02:25,895 See something you like, baby bro, you go get it. 30 00:02:27,021 --> 00:02:28,606 You gotta take control. 31 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:30,024 I am in control. 32 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:31,108 Oh, yeah? 33 00:02:31,901 --> 00:02:33,236 What's your plan then? 34 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:36,781 I'm gonna take a shit, then I'm gonna go play ball. 35 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:38,658 No, like, in your life. 36 00:02:38,741 --> 00:02:39,576 Right now. 37 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:41,661 In your one precious life, what is your plan? 38 00:02:41,744 --> 00:02:43,997 Once you change my passwords back, 39 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:48,585 I'm going to become a crypto millionaire and travel the world with my boys. 40 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:50,545 Okay, your boys. 41 00:02:51,045 --> 00:02:54,632 What are you and boys gonna do? Like, what's your boys' plan? 42 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:58,011 That's easy. Three Ten-X trades. 1K to 10K. 43 00:02:58,094 --> 00:02:59,095 10K to a hundred. 44 00:02:59,178 --> 00:03:00,513 A hundred to a million. Boom. 45 00:03:01,180 --> 00:03:02,724 You're just saying higher numbers. 46 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:05,810 Well, what's your plan? 47 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:09,022 This steak is mad overcooked. 48 00:03:14,819 --> 00:03:16,613 "Bad plumbing, bad breath!" 49 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:24,078 Honey, you shouldn't be cleaning up another man's piss. 50 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:26,497 You never know what someone's going through in life. 51 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:27,999 Might be bladder issues. 52 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:29,583 What? 53 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:31,961 Why else would he urinate on the floor? 54 00:03:32,795 --> 00:03:34,213 Did you upset him? 55 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:37,050 - Why are you assuming it's my fault? - I'm not. 56 00:03:37,634 --> 00:03:41,512 But sometimes you can come across a little cold. 57 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:45,808 George, he ran away smiling. 58 00:03:46,768 --> 00:03:50,980 Okay. Well, anger is just a transitory state of consciousness. 59 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:53,483 Best to let it go. He's already gone. 60 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:56,569 If we pay $80, we can get his address online. 61 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:58,947 What do you wanna do? Go over there with your gun? 62 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:02,283 No... Of course not, I... 63 00:04:03,159 --> 00:04:04,410 George... 64 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:08,331 he came into our home and he violated our sacred space. 65 00:04:08,414 --> 00:04:09,749 Don't you wanna... 66 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:12,752 I don't know, to... 67 00:04:12,835 --> 00:04:14,754 go over there and say something? 68 00:04:14,837 --> 00:04:16,631 You know, be assertive? 69 00:04:24,472 --> 00:04:26,599 He didn't like that you're Japanese. 70 00:04:35,483 --> 00:04:37,443 Are you sure we're at the right address? 71 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:40,780 It makes sense, he didn't scream "homeowner" to me. 72 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:48,288 Are you enjoying this? 73 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,752 George! George, come here. 74 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:56,170 Look, look. 75 00:04:56,254 --> 00:04:59,507 That is the back of an Asian head if I've ever seen one. 76 00:04:59,590 --> 00:05:00,842 Shit. 77 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:02,467 Okay. 78 00:05:02,885 --> 00:05:05,263 You wanna talk first since you know him? 79 00:05:05,346 --> 00:05:07,307 - No... - Howdy there, love bugs. 80 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,227 Can I interest you in our best suite? 81 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,771 And don't worry, it's the only question I'll ask you. 82 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:16,858 Oh, sorry. We're not trying to stay here. 83 00:05:16,941 --> 00:05:18,568 We're looking for a Daniel Cho. 84 00:05:19,277 --> 00:05:21,154 - What? - He's a Korean guy. 85 00:05:21,237 --> 00:05:23,948 Got a real, like, oily way about him. 86 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:28,619 Drives a red truck. 87 00:05:28,703 --> 00:05:30,246 - Oh, the son. - Yeah. 88 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,623 I took over from the Cho family about a year ago. 89 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:34,876 Older Korean couple, a little condescending. 90 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:36,753 - That sounds about right. - Amy. 91 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:39,005 They folded the place because of a police raid. 92 00:05:39,088 --> 00:05:41,132 Someone was running illegal goods out of here. 93 00:05:41,215 --> 00:05:42,925 Wow, I'm sorry to hear that. 94 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:45,762 But the son... kind of sucks, right? 95 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:51,100 Yo, nice Taco. What year is that? 96 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:52,560 It's 2004. 97 00:05:52,643 --> 00:05:56,064 - You missed the upgrade by a year. - The old one's tougher. 98 00:05:56,147 --> 00:05:59,275 - Plus, it's extra cab, pre-runner, V6. - Oh, my bad. 99 00:05:59,901 --> 00:06:02,111 Hey, thanks for letting me store my shit here. 100 00:06:02,737 --> 00:06:04,489 Yeah, man. Dude, any time. 101 00:06:04,572 --> 00:06:05,572 Um... 102 00:06:06,407 --> 00:06:08,701 Hey, so the money I borrowed... 103 00:06:09,285 --> 00:06:10,578 Again, thank you. 104 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:14,540 It's gonna take me a bit longer to pay you back, if that's cool? 105 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:16,459 Why? 106 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,921 Remember that road rage incident I told you about? 107 00:06:20,004 --> 00:06:21,004 Yeah. 108 00:06:22,423 --> 00:06:24,717 Turns out it was a woman. 109 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:26,052 - You hit a woman? - No. 110 00:06:26,135 --> 00:06:28,888 - That's not okay. - No, I did not hit anybody. 111 00:06:28,971 --> 00:06:30,056 Okay? I just... 112 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:33,601 I pissed in her bathroom and now she's writing negative reviews 113 00:06:33,684 --> 00:06:35,103 and killing my business. 114 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:36,979 Yo, is she hot? Is she fine? 115 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:39,273 She's some rich bitch from Calabasas. 116 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:41,109 She's probably sitting at home all day 117 00:06:41,192 --> 00:06:43,736 eating baguettes and jam or some shit. 118 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:45,196 Yo, fuck that bitch. 119 00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:47,240 - Take your time with the money. - Really? 120 00:06:47,323 --> 00:06:50,493 We're family. Just give me the title to your truck in the meantime. 121 00:06:50,576 --> 00:06:52,578 Help me with this. Use your legs. 122 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:53,746 Yeah. 123 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:56,165 You should just fold your business. Start a new one. 124 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,209 I can't apply for a new business license. 125 00:06:58,292 --> 00:06:59,544 You can. That shit's easy. 126 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:01,754 Just do it under someone else's name. Use mine. 127 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:05,049 Okay. I'll think about it. 128 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:08,427 Yo, what is in this box? It's so heavy. 129 00:07:08,511 --> 00:07:09,512 Laptop batteries. 130 00:07:09,595 --> 00:07:12,598 I got a friend in Busan, he sells me those shits wholesale. 131 00:07:13,891 --> 00:07:14,767 Okay. 132 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:16,519 It's nothing like the motel. 133 00:07:16,602 --> 00:07:19,188 Completely legit. I'm paying tariffs, all that shit. 134 00:07:20,398 --> 00:07:22,775 Yeah. No, of course. Yeah. 135 00:07:25,194 --> 00:07:26,446 Oh, shit. 136 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:32,910 You think they did it? 137 00:07:34,036 --> 00:07:35,246 They're just kids. 138 00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:44,213 Honey, have you never changed a tire before? 139 00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:46,382 Have you? 140 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,593 Well, Junie's gonna be done with school soon. 141 00:07:48,676 --> 00:07:51,554 - Yeah, this is your fault. - I'll change it for 40 bucks! 142 00:07:56,642 --> 00:07:57,685 Do you have cash? 143 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:08,779 It's all yours, bro. 144 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:10,990 Oh, God. 145 00:08:12,742 --> 00:08:15,244 You know, make sure you pinch your back 146 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:16,829 when you get down there, 147 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:18,789 then also activate your core... 148 00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:19,873 Okay. 149 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:23,961 See, I did chest yesterday, so... 150 00:08:27,423 --> 00:08:30,843 Yo, I was thinking, man, maybe it's crazy, but... 151 00:08:31,719 --> 00:08:35,473 I was thinking we should start a new contracting company. 152 00:08:35,556 --> 00:08:37,517 - As brothers. - Why? 153 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:40,561 You call me lazy like 14 times a day. 154 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:44,148 That's just tough love. You're ready to step up. I can tell. 155 00:08:45,566 --> 00:08:46,651 You mean that? 156 00:08:46,734 --> 00:08:47,734 Yeah. 157 00:08:48,152 --> 00:08:50,238 I know you're big into your crypto, 158 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:52,823 and I'm gonna change the passwords back... 159 00:08:53,407 --> 00:08:55,284 but you need money to make money, right? 160 00:08:57,245 --> 00:09:00,039 Yo, if we do this, are you gonna actually listen to me? 161 00:09:00,623 --> 00:09:01,457 Yeah. 162 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:02,875 'Cause I got ideas. 163 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:05,127 Yeah, we're a team. What you got? 164 00:09:06,170 --> 00:09:07,338 Cho Bros. 165 00:09:07,421 --> 00:09:09,590 Yo. That's perfect, dude. 166 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:12,510 - Cho Bros, that's perfect. Yes. - Cho Bros. 167 00:09:12,593 --> 00:09:14,887 Yes. I'll do the paperwork right now. 168 00:09:15,471 --> 00:09:17,473 I'm gonna put the company in your name, yeah? 169 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:18,683 Yeah. 170 00:09:18,766 --> 00:09:22,728 Yo, we gotta target Orange County Koreans. 171 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:24,897 What? We don't know any OC Koreans. 172 00:09:26,023 --> 00:09:28,150 Didn't Veronica move to the OC? 173 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:30,069 That's a delicate situation. 174 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:33,864 It's been like two decades. I'm sure she doesn't give a shit. 175 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:38,160 Veronica and I hooked up in 2008 and twice in 2011, okay? 176 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:39,370 It was recent. 177 00:09:39,453 --> 00:09:42,164 I thought she broke up with you when she got into UC Irvine. 178 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:43,248 Who told you that? 179 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:44,875 I broke up with her. 180 00:09:45,876 --> 00:09:47,753 Didn't she meet her husband at UC Irvine? 181 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:50,756 Yo, dude, you're taking too long. 182 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:51,840 Keep up. 183 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:55,636 I always liked Veronica. 184 00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:59,473 - She taught me how to read. - I wasn't ready. 185 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:03,477 I had to build up the business before I could start a family, you know? 186 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:05,438 Plus I had to take care of you, fucker. 187 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,066 Yo, OC's the move, man. 188 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:10,484 Just trust me on this. 189 00:10:17,366 --> 00:10:19,452 Naomi, thank you so much for coming over. 190 00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:21,203 June was having the worst day. 191 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,622 No worries, of course. 192 00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:24,165 George was so pissed. 193 00:10:24,248 --> 00:10:26,125 I made us late picking her up and then... 194 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:28,252 she hit a teacher. 195 00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:31,339 Yeah. They called her dysregulated. 196 00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:32,757 - Ew. Oh, my God. - I know. 197 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:34,967 Do not beat yourself up over that. 198 00:10:35,676 --> 00:10:37,678 Izzy bit our neighbor's dog. 199 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:39,513 - No. - I know. 200 00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:41,515 Usually it's the other way around, right? 201 00:10:42,933 --> 00:10:45,353 We should do this more. We live so close. 202 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:47,855 Yeah, we should, I would love that. 203 00:10:47,938 --> 00:10:50,566 I can't believe we met through Jordan, of all people. 204 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:53,152 Oh, my God. I know, right? It's so crazy. 205 00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:56,656 Uh, hey, do you think she's gonna be annoyed 206 00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:59,450 that I rescheduled my meeting with her because of June? 207 00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:02,161 No. No, you had to. 208 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:07,500 But actually, between you and me, don't say it was a family thing. 209 00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:09,877 I'd say it was a work emergency. 210 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:11,545 Oh, okay. Good to know. 211 00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:15,049 You wanna choose your words wisely with my sister-in-law. 212 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,302 If you ever need any advice, call me anytime. 213 00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:21,013 Aw. Thank you so much, Naomi. 214 00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:24,266 I just really need this deal to close. 215 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:27,019 - Straight up. You know? - Oh, my God. Yeah. 216 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:29,647 I just, I have been so on edge lately and... 217 00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:31,107 God, I am so jealous. 218 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:35,194 It must be nice getting to spend all day at home with Izzy. 219 00:11:35,277 --> 00:11:37,780 Yeah! No, it's great... 220 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,992 but I don't spend all day at home. 221 00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:46,789 - Oh. No, of course, I didn't mean... - Yeah, I have my nonprofits. And I write. 222 00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:48,541 And Jordan comes to me 223 00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:51,460 - for business advice from time to time. - I heard that. Yes, I... 224 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,337 - That's a lot to juggle. - Yeah. 225 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:57,133 Then when Jordan gets on a roll, she will just text me non-stop. 226 00:11:57,216 --> 00:12:00,636 And we talk stocks, we talk omnichannel retail... 227 00:12:00,719 --> 00:12:02,972 I sent this one video to her recently. 228 00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:06,016 Did you see the road rage thing on Nextdoor? 229 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:09,645 - Is that an app? - Oh, my gosh, look at this. 230 00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:12,523 I mean, can you believe that? 231 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:18,320 I can't understand what those people are so angry about. 232 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:22,283 Ah, you know, I mean, most people don't understand that... 233 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:25,953 anger is just a transitory state of consciousness. 234 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:27,830 I love that. 235 00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:31,000 You're so smart, Amy. 236 00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:34,795 No, really. No wonder Jordan loves you. 237 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,301 All I'm saying is, Veronica, 238 00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:44,763 we grew up together, you know us, we know you, you trust us, you know? 239 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:50,352 Uh, we do maintenance, renovations, paint, yard work, inside work, like everything. 240 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:51,437 Anything you need. 241 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:52,520 We do it all. 242 00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:54,272 Right, Danny? 243 00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:57,109 Yeah, I'm the king of grout. 244 00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,444 We also do grout. 245 00:12:58,527 --> 00:13:00,654 I mean, that's all very impressive. 246 00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:03,282 - Yeah, I hear grout's tricky. Mm-hm. - Mm-hm. 247 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:07,745 Um, is there anything we can work on? 248 00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:09,537 Yeah. 249 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:13,042 Uh, the place is pretty good for now, 250 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:16,587 but if anything comes up, we'll be sure to give you a call. 251 00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:19,256 And if you're around more, you should swing by our church. 252 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:21,175 Edwin leads praise team. 253 00:13:21,258 --> 00:13:22,676 Oh, that's cool. 254 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,512 We don't go to church anymore, but... 255 00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:27,139 Uh, we still... We sometimes do. 256 00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:29,391 Yeah. Stop by. 257 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:30,726 The more the merrier. 258 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:32,519 Here. 259 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:35,940 Remember that fussy overhead projector at our old church? 260 00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:40,277 Gosh, we were so different then. 261 00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:44,073 - I remember everything. - I remember too. 262 00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:53,249 Hey, I'm sorry. I'm gonna make a real quick call. 263 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:57,002 Our friend Esther was just complaining about her plumber. 264 00:13:57,461 --> 00:13:59,630 - Oh. - Yo, what's going on? 265 00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:02,216 Nothing much, man. I'm just finishing up taking a shit. 266 00:14:02,299 --> 00:14:04,009 Rubbing some Cortizone on my back. 267 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:06,303 You texted "9-1-1." 268 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:08,138 Oh, shit. Yeah, I did. 269 00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:11,976 Remember that guy Chad who lived at the motel? 270 00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:13,227 Yeah. 271 00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:16,814 Well, dude, he still lives there and his life's a mess, man. 272 00:14:16,897 --> 00:14:18,107 I think he has gout. 273 00:14:18,732 --> 00:14:19,732 Okay... 274 00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:21,068 so? 275 00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:24,905 Dude, get this. So I lent him some money for his meds, 276 00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:26,991 but I don't think he used it on them. 277 00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:29,869 - What are you trying to say? - I'm getting to it. 278 00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:33,080 We can't just chill and have small talk sometimes? 279 00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:35,875 We talk small all the time, like, all the time. 280 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:39,879 All right, fine, look, he said an Asian couple was looking for you. 281 00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:41,213 They looked rich. 282 00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:43,924 What does this bitch want from me? 283 00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:46,677 She got a house, she has kids. What do I got? 284 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,679 Dude! You got lots of shit, man. 285 00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:50,431 You got me, got your truck. 286 00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:52,308 Technically it's mine now... 287 00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:54,351 Yeah, okay. Yeah, all right. 288 00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:57,187 - Thanks for the heads up. - Yeah, no problem. 289 00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:59,273 - I gotta go. - Hit me up whenever. 290 00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:13,870 Who was that? 291 00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:16,498 Uh, it was probably just spam. 292 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,918 Let me help you with that. Turn around. 293 00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:20,044 It's fine, I can do it. 294 00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:21,712 Oh, I don't mind. 295 00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,548 Makes you dependent on me so you can't leave. 296 00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:27,092 I can tie a tie. 297 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:30,012 George, come on, you still mad about earlier? 298 00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:32,681 No, just let me tie my tie. 299 00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:35,851 I'm gonna go check on June. 300 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:36,935 Okay. 301 00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:45,510 - Listen... - I decided not to wear it. 302 00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:52,201 Listen to me. I'm a dangerous guy. 303 00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:57,623 You're just a bored, suburban housewife with no purpose, okay? 304 00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:01,460 I bet you're mad at yourself for letting your whole life pass you by. 305 00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:04,630 I bet you had big dreams. Anything was possible. 306 00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:05,547 Then you blinked. 307 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:08,592 And now you're stuck in a life you never wanted. 308 00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:11,053 You have it all, but you're empty inside. 309 00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:14,181 You feel weak, you want to take back control. 310 00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:17,977 Well, guess what. You won't take it from me, okay? 311 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,688 I'm a fucking animal! I can't be fucked with! 312 00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:22,189 I do the fucking! 313 00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:26,151 So stop messing with me and leave me alone or else. 314 00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:27,319 You hear me? 315 00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:29,071 This is your last warning. 316 00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:31,991 You do not want to unleash the beast. You don't! 317 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,288 Who the fuck? 318 00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:23,459 - I'm so glad Veronica sent you. - No problem, Esther. 319 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,377 So are you from Orange County? 320 00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:28,422 No, we grew up outside San Bernardino. 321 00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:30,549 My parents owned a motel near Raging Waters. 322 00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:32,342 Nice. That must've done well. 323 00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:34,762 Apparently, before I was born. 324 00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:37,514 And then Hurricane Harbor opened up, so... 325 00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:39,600 I've never really been to either. 326 00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:41,852 We should go. Harbor? 327 00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:44,688 Oh, it's sick. There's this ride, Taboo Towers. 328 00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:47,941 Got one way up, three ways down. It's unpredictable. 329 00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:49,568 Kind of like how I live my life. 330 00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:52,571 Anyways, I do investing. This is like my side gig. 331 00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:55,199 So if you ever need investing advice... 332 00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:58,243 - Um, I'll be right back. - Okay. 333 00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:02,331 - Yo. You done yet? - I would be if you were helping me 334 00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:04,333 instead of flirting with the customer base. 335 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,168 Dude, it's called client services. 336 00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:09,379 Do not text on the job. 337 00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:12,883 - Who is that? - Her name's Kayla. 338 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:14,676 Yo, she's bad, right? 339 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:16,762 This is a bot. 340 00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:18,805 You're a bot. 341 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:42,412 Following our marriage in the summer of 1979, 342 00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:46,583 Haru became deeply conscious of negative space. 343 00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:52,381 Oh, he fell in love with the interplay between void and substance. 344 00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:53,799 So naturally, 345 00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:55,551 the curvature of the seat 346 00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:58,554 is modeled after the contours of my own backside. 347 00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:00,639 - Oh, fabulous. - That's amazing. 348 00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:03,934 Fumi, we're so grateful to have a Tamago chair on loan. 349 00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:06,728 I'd love to get your eyes on our other pieces. 350 00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:13,110 Quite the origin story for a chair, huh? 351 00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:15,779 Jordan, thank you so much for coming. 352 00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:18,115 Thank you for having me. Who is this? 353 00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:20,159 Oh, this is Junie. June, say hi. 354 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,786 Okay, hopefully she'll get more polite as she gets older. 355 00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:27,124 So tell me, is all of that true or made up? 356 00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:28,749 I'm sorry, what? 357 00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:32,254 A good story drives the price, as we know. 358 00:19:33,797 --> 00:19:37,134 I have photos of my mom sitting naked on the mold. 359 00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:38,217 Really? 360 00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:50,647 How much? 361 00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:52,274 It's not for sale. 362 00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:53,650 George? 363 00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:57,529 I'm sure that there's a price. 364 00:19:58,113 --> 00:20:00,365 Sorry. Gotta put my foot down. 365 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:04,620 Joji, Joji, Joji. Let's not play games. 366 00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:05,913 A hundred thousand. 367 00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:06,996 How's that? 368 00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:10,292 Nope. No way, Jordana. 369 00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:15,130 This exhibit has been great. 370 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:18,508 Thank you so much for having me, but I should be leaving. Cheers. 371 00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:21,011 You know, I thought we could hang out 372 00:20:21,094 --> 00:20:22,346 and talk about the deal? 373 00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:25,432 I really need to get to my friend's housewarming. 374 00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:27,726 It's in Nepal, so... 375 00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:29,477 Bye-bye. 376 00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:37,361 Hey! Cheers, baby bro! 377 00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:39,696 Here's to making the most of the time we got left! 378 00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:42,699 Yo, I said cheers! 379 00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:51,041 Hey, man. When you're 40, 50, 380 00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:54,002 you're gonna wanna come home to your girl making kimchi jjigae. 381 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,755 Maybe I want her to come home to me making chicken parm. 382 00:20:57,464 --> 00:20:58,464 What? 383 00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:02,469 I want her to come home to me making her chicken parm! 384 00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:06,765 It's okay to mess around with white girls now, 385 00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:09,726 but when you settle down, listen to Mom and Dad, 386 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:12,312 bring home a nice Korean girl, you know? 387 00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:14,940 You think they'll want their grandkids looking up at them 388 00:21:15,023 --> 00:21:17,401 with huge round eyes, like fucking bugs? 389 00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:20,904 Yo, you waste way too much time following arbitrary rules. 390 00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:22,990 Why you talking all weird? 391 00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:25,575 "I gotta build my business before I start a family." 392 00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:29,246 "I gotta listen to Mom and Dad and bring home a nice Korean girl." 393 00:21:30,038 --> 00:21:31,206 Bro, just... 394 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,332 just live. 395 00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:34,626 I am living. 396 00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:37,878 All right. 397 00:21:51,893 --> 00:21:54,771 I thought you wanted me to be more assertive. 398 00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:55,772 Yeah, not now. 399 00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:58,275 There's millions of dollars on the line. 400 00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:00,986 She hasn't even sent the term sheet. 401 00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:04,156 There are more important things than money. 402 00:22:05,073 --> 00:22:07,451 I spent two years putting this deal together 403 00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:09,786 and the least you could do is help me. 404 00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:11,705 Excuse me? 405 00:22:11,788 --> 00:22:14,082 - Yeah. - I do help. I help all the time. 406 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:18,545 It's like you have no awareness of how much I have on my plate right now. 407 00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:20,630 I bust my ass for this family. 408 00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:22,174 Hey, so do I. 409 00:22:22,257 --> 00:22:25,427 - Those vases don't just make themselves. - They also don't make money. 410 00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:27,637 You are obsessed with money. 411 00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:29,848 That's all you ever talk about. 412 00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:33,143 George, I didn't grow up the way you did. Okay? 413 00:22:33,226 --> 00:22:36,188 You ever notice how it's only people who have money 414 00:22:36,271 --> 00:22:38,231 that think money isn't important? 415 00:22:38,315 --> 00:22:41,318 The Buddha is only the Buddha because he was a prince first, right? 416 00:22:41,401 --> 00:22:43,070 He had stuff to renounce. 417 00:22:43,153 --> 00:22:45,822 If money is gonna drive us apart, then I renounce. 418 00:22:45,906 --> 00:22:47,157 We can't renounce 419 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:50,243 because all your dad left us was tables and chairs. 420 00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:52,913 This is a celebration of chairs. 421 00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:54,998 Hi, Mommy! 422 00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:01,379 I wish you would unload the dishwasher sometimes. 423 00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:03,548 I barely have time to eat off of those dishes. 424 00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:05,092 Babe, it takes five minutes. 425 00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:06,944 Or we could do it together. 426 00:23:06,968 --> 00:23:11,473 - Turn on music, make it fun... - I know. I just, um... 427 00:23:12,015 --> 00:23:16,144 I hear you, let's just try to enjoy the rest of the evening, okay? 428 00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:17,771 Please don't sit on the art. 429 00:23:17,854 --> 00:23:18,854 Oh. 430 00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:20,481 Okay. 431 00:23:22,984 --> 00:23:24,903 George, I'm just curious, 432 00:23:24,986 --> 00:23:27,614 why are you "liking" my employee's Instagram photos? 433 00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:31,576 I am supporting your business. 434 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:35,122 Liking Mia's bikini pics is helping my business... 435 00:23:35,622 --> 00:23:37,624 - how? - I don't look at the photos. 436 00:23:37,707 --> 00:23:40,752 - I just read the captions. - Do you think I'm stupid? 437 00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:42,546 When will you just be honest? 438 00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:44,256 Is it honesty time? 439 00:23:44,339 --> 00:23:46,925 - Is that what we're doing now? - What? 440 00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:49,886 - Oh, my God. - Hmm? 441 00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:52,305 Still with that gun? When you gonna let that go? 442 00:23:52,389 --> 00:23:55,142 When you tell me why you're always taking it out of the safe. 443 00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:57,602 I didn't want to own a gun, remember? 444 00:23:57,686 --> 00:23:59,271 It was your mother's idea. 445 00:23:59,354 --> 00:24:01,022 Were you going to hurt someone? 446 00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:03,650 - No! George... - Do I need to be concerned for my safety? 447 00:24:03,733 --> 00:24:05,193 Or for June's safety? 448 00:24:10,031 --> 00:24:11,408 I was masturbating. 449 00:24:12,868 --> 00:24:18,123 I was masturbating with the gun because sex with you is so, um... 450 00:24:19,374 --> 00:24:20,584 is so, uh... 451 00:24:21,668 --> 00:24:23,503 So what? Say it? So what? 452 00:24:24,087 --> 00:24:25,422 It's vanilla. 453 00:24:27,591 --> 00:24:29,301 It's vanilla, George. 454 00:24:32,762 --> 00:24:34,181 Is this about the piss? 455 00:24:34,973 --> 00:24:35,973 The piss? 456 00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:38,018 If it's about the piss, say it is. 457 00:24:38,101 --> 00:24:40,478 Maybe in a way it is about the piss. 458 00:24:40,562 --> 00:24:43,982 George, he pissed in the house I bought, all by myself. 459 00:24:44,065 --> 00:24:48,570 That house that I don't even get to enjoy because I'm always busy working. 460 00:24:48,653 --> 00:24:51,198 When do I get to enjoy something, huh? 461 00:24:51,281 --> 00:24:53,325 Who's gonna buy Amy something? 462 00:24:53,408 --> 00:24:54,409 Amy is. 463 00:24:54,492 --> 00:24:56,536 Amy's gonna buy Amy something. 464 00:24:57,370 --> 00:24:59,623 You can't give up one fucking chair? 465 00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:03,418 I just wanna be taken care of. 466 00:25:03,501 --> 00:25:05,462 Yeah. Well... 467 00:25:06,254 --> 00:25:08,465 I don't fuck guns. 468 00:25:26,107 --> 00:25:27,234 This one's on me. 469 00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:29,819 Sorry, my boss is watching. 470 00:25:30,528 --> 00:25:31,528 All good. 471 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:38,954 Yo, kids these days, man. 472 00:25:40,038 --> 00:25:43,041 If I was their age, game over... 473 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:02,560 I guess, when you think about it, the ground is the original chair. 474 00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:37,512 Now you listen to me, Daniel. 475 00:26:37,595 --> 00:26:39,639 I would love to let this go. 476 00:26:40,223 --> 00:26:43,310 I have a very full life that I'd love to get back to. 477 00:26:43,935 --> 00:26:45,395 Oh, it's so full. 478 00:26:45,478 --> 00:26:48,273 You wouldn't know what to do with its fullness. 479 00:26:48,815 --> 00:26:50,817 But here's the thing. 480 00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:53,403 Actions have consequences. 481 00:26:54,195 --> 00:26:57,991 So I'm gonna find you and take what little you have. 482 00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:12,297 What are you doing? 483 00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:13,548 Let's go. Come on. 484 00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:17,302 Hey, this is my brother, Danny... 485 00:27:24,642 --> 00:27:26,603 Danny, we can all fit in your truck, right? 486 00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:32,733 Yo. 487 00:27:33,985 --> 00:27:35,653 Holy shit. 488 00:27:42,702 --> 00:27:43,702 Damn. 489 00:27:46,414 --> 00:27:48,416 Let's go drink more, it's fine. 490 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,752 - Get off me. - Don't fuck this up. 491 00:27:50,835 --> 00:27:52,796 - I got two cuties... - Get off. 492 00:27:52,879 --> 00:27:55,215 Dude, I'm trying to fucking help you. 493 00:27:55,298 --> 00:27:58,551 You're not helping me. Seriously, get the fuck off me! 494 00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:01,512 Fuck you! 495 00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:04,891 You're fired from Cho Bros! 496 00:28:05,892 --> 00:28:08,895 I'm fired? You're fired. I came up with the name. 497 00:28:08,978 --> 00:28:11,356 You can't fire me, you fucking idiot. 498 00:28:11,439 --> 00:28:12,732 The company's under my name, 499 00:28:12,816 --> 00:28:15,068 I can fire whoever I want, including you, bitch. 500 00:28:15,151 --> 00:28:17,445 Are you kidding me? It's not real yet! 501 00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:19,989 I asked you because I can't use my name! 502 00:28:20,073 --> 00:28:23,201 Whose name are you going to use? Mom, Dad? You don't have anyone else! 503 00:28:23,284 --> 00:28:25,328 Isaac offered. Get the fuck out of here, man. 504 00:28:27,205 --> 00:28:28,205 Isaac? 505 00:28:29,457 --> 00:28:30,457 Really? 506 00:29:01,364 --> 00:29:02,364 Hey, babe. 507 00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:05,702 How was the rest of the evening? 508 00:29:08,204 --> 00:29:09,414 I put June to bed. 509 00:29:10,081 --> 00:29:12,000 Thank you for doing that, honey. 510 00:29:12,709 --> 00:29:13,709 Amy... 511 00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:15,795 We need to talk. 512 00:29:17,213 --> 00:29:18,213 Yeah. 513 00:29:18,923 --> 00:29:23,136 I think we need couples therapy and I know how you feel about this... 514 00:29:23,219 --> 00:29:24,219 Let's do it. 515 00:29:26,806 --> 00:29:28,308 - Really? - Yeah. 516 00:29:29,225 --> 00:29:31,394 Yeah, George, I... 517 00:29:32,103 --> 00:29:34,022 I still remember our first date, 518 00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:35,105 thinking... 519 00:29:35,815 --> 00:29:38,860 "Wow, we are a perfect pair." 520 00:29:40,653 --> 00:29:42,614 And I want us to stay that way. 521 00:29:44,491 --> 00:29:45,491 I do. I... 522 00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:49,453 I love you. 523 00:29:52,415 --> 00:29:53,415 I love you. 524 00:29:57,545 --> 00:29:58,755 Oh, shit. 525 00:30:15,897 --> 00:30:18,650 ♪ Never was a cornflake girl ♪ 526 00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:22,654 ♪ Thought it was a good solution ♪ 527 00:30:22,737 --> 00:30:26,157 ♪ Hanging with the raisin girls ♪ 528 00:30:27,158 --> 00:30:29,911 ♪ She's gone to the other side ♪ 529 00:30:29,994 --> 00:30:32,705 ♪ Giving us the yo heave ho ♪ 530 00:30:34,624 --> 00:30:37,001 ♪ Things are getting kind of gross ♪ 531 00:30:37,085 --> 00:30:39,838 ♪ And I go at sleepy time ♪ 532 00:30:41,714 --> 00:30:46,469 ♪ This is not really This, this, this is not really happening ♪ 533 00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:52,141 ♪ You bet your life it is ♪ 534 00:30:52,225 --> 00:30:55,979 ♪ You bet your life it is ♪ 535 00:30:56,604 --> 00:30:59,649 ♪ Honey, you bet your life ♪ 536 00:30:59,732 --> 00:31:03,111 ♪ It's a peel out the watchword ♪ 537 00:31:03,194 --> 00:31:07,907 ♪ Just peel out the watchword ♪ 538 00:31:13,162 --> 00:31:17,333 ♪ She knows what's going on ♪ 539 00:31:18,668 --> 00:31:21,129 ♪ Seems we got a cheaper feel now ♪ 540 00:31:21,212 --> 00:31:24,382 ♪ All the sweeteaze are gone ♪ 541 00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,886 ♪ Gone to the other side ♪ 542 00:31:27,969 --> 00:31:31,097 ♪ With my encyclopedia ♪ 543 00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:35,310 ♪ They must have paid her a nice price ♪ 544 00:31:35,393 --> 00:31:38,354 ♪ She's putting on her string bean love ♪ 545 00:31:40,148 --> 00:31:45,945 ♪ This is not really This, this, this is not really happening ♪ 546 00:31:46,946 --> 00:31:50,533 ♪ You bet your life it is ♪ 40754

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