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(theme song playing)
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(horse whinnying)
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(slurping)
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(gulps)
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Did you put root beer
in my tea cup?
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It's better than
that gross chameleon tea
you drink.
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-Chamomile.
-Whatever.
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Just make a move already.
This is so boring.
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(groans) when are you
going to understand?
Chess requires...
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Boring! Boring! Boring!
Boring! Boring!
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Clearly this was a mistake.
I'm gonna just
meditate instead.
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(whirring)
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-(raven clears throat)
-(squeaks)
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(inhales)
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(sloshing)
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-Beast boy! Shh.
-(panting)
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(inhales sharply)
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(thudding)
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(growling)
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-(choking)
-hey, guys.
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-You are not gonna believe
what cyborg just did.
-(gasps)
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(gasping)
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-Oh.
-Can it wait?
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I was about to
permanently banish beast boy
into another dimension.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can banish him later.
Check it out.
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I created a computer program
that analyzes all
of your personality traits
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-And matches them with your
ideal superhero mate.
-(beeping)
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And why would you
waste your time with that?
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Because robin wants to prove
he's a perfect match
for star. Ow!
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Ahem. (chuckles)
okay. Let's get started.
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(beeping)
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Are we sure it is wise
to let the machine decide
who we love?
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-(whirrs)
-and starfire's
ideal match is...
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(cyborg mimicking drum roll)
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Please be me. Please be me.
Please be me. Please be me.
Please be me.
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(gasping) please be me.
Please be me. Please be me.
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(computer beeping)
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Aquaman!
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(gasping) aqua... What?
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Guess what?
Actually, that's me.
What...
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(laughing)
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(screaming)
die, computer scum!
Die, die, die!
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(beeping)
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-(explosion)
-(grunting)
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(static)
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-My turn.
-(whirrs)
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(beeping)
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-Raven.
-All: Raven?
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Raven? Uh, me?
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(chuckles) no.
That must be a mistake.
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Hey. Computers never lie.
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Wow. This changes everything.
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You can't actually
be taking this seriously.
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I'm willing to give it...
To give "us" a shot.
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If you are. Ow!
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Yo, girl. Have you been using
the power of telepathy again?
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I don't have the power
of telepathy.
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Because you've been
on my mind all day.
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Why are you
wearing sunglasses indoors?
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I have to wear them.
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Because our future
is so bright together, mama.
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Ow!
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So you and the old
king of the sea?
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Who would have thunk it, huh?
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I give no credence
to your machine.
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But I admit aquaman
does possess
many admirable qualities.
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And he's quite fit.
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(giggling)
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You know who else is fit?
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What am I looking at?
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It's like
I can see everything!
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You are not wearing the shirt
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Or the pants.
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Yep.
Just got back
from the pool.
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Swam about 200 laps.
No biggie.
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I have never seen anything
so pale before!
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Oh, the reflection!
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It's making me blind!
I'm going blind!
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I must go feed the silkie now.
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Well, before you go,
the exits to the room are...
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(grunts) there...
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And there.
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Ooh, did I step in gum?
Look at that calf.
You can cut diamonds.
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I've never been
so uncomfortable in my life!
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Let me out!
Let me out of here!
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-(screaming)
-(crashes)
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(chirping)
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You are a raven, and I a dove.
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And even though
we are different,
we are meant to be in love.
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(whirring)
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(squeaking) oh, come on.
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That took me, like,
all day to come up with.
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And it'll take me
all day to forget.
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How about a little romantic
horsey back ride?
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(whinnying)
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(whirring)
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(whistling)
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(sniffing) what is that smell?
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You're probably picking up
on my pheromones.
You know, my chemical scent.
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(sniffs)
(gulps)
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I know what pheromones are,
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But all I smell
is rotten fish!
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I...Can't...Breathe.
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(coughs)
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(speaking gibberish)
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(groaning)
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-Hey, star.
-Greetings.
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(sniffs)
(gasps)
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Smell anything you like?
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-(knocking on door)
-go away.
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Raven, it takes two
to make a relationship work.
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We don't have a relationship.
Give it up.
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I have never given up
on anything in my life.
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And I am not giving up on us.
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What are you talking about?
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You give up all the time.
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I give up.
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If you can give me one reason
we're not meant
to be together,
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I'll walk away right now.
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Hmm, well...
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You're rude, you smell,
you're annoying,
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You say "bro" and "dude"
too much,
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I hate the color green,
your voice irritates me,
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Tofu makes me sick,
you're irresponsible,
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All you do is
play video games,
you can't tie a tie,
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You're messy,
you chew with your mouth open,
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Your face gives me the creeps,
your jokes are dumb,
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Your pranks are stupid,
your dancing embarrasses me,
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You're lazy,
you're dumber than
the animals you turn into,
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Your clothes are always
covered in pizza stains.
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Wow. No one's ever known me
like you do.
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-Ow!
-(crashes)
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(glass shatters)
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-(dings)
-(static)
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-(bursting)
-(clicking tongue)
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(chattering)
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Is that a shark tank
in the living room?
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Where did you get
the sharks from?
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Is that even safe?
What's wrong with you?
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Yep. Chicks dig a guy
who can communicate...
With fish.
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I did not realize
you had a fondness
for marine life.
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-Oh, yeah. Me and fish?
(chuckles) we're like this.
-(gasping for breath)
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(clicking tongue)
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(squeaking)
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(gasping)
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It's like I have this
connection with them,
you know.
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(chattering)
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(imitating seal barking) see?
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We're having
a lovely little chit chat...
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(screams)
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(muffled) I'm fine.
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Do you think
we should help him?
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Whoa, whoa!
Just a little
miscommunication.
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No. Let him talk his way out.
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I'm okay.
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(exhales)
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-(groans)
-he will not leave you alone,
will he?
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No. Ever since cyborg's
computer matched us,
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He's convinced
we're meant to be together.
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-And you are not?
-Of course not.
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I want someone who thinks
and acts like me.
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(wheel squeaking)
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Hey, raven. Hey, starfire.
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Look, I know what you're doing
and it's not gonna work.
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Oh, come on!
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Just give me a chance.
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Please. Pretty please
with scary things on top.
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Look, I painted
my fingernails black
for you, raven.
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No. Let me make myself clear.
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I want nothing
to do with you...
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Ever!
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(glass shatters)
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(sniffles)
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-Beast boy.
-Yes?
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00:09:06,346 --> 00:09:08,880
-I think I wanna make
this thing work.
-You mean it?
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Oh. (sobbing)
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Raven... (sniffles)
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Will you marry me?
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(church bells tolling)
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This is beautiful.
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I guess beast boy and I
were meant to be together.
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(wedding March playing)
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I've never been so happy.
184
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Hold the bacon.
186
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There was a tiny, teensy,
eensy, weensy little glitch
in my matchmaking program.
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You mean, I might not be
beast boy's ideal match?
188
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Only one way to find out.
189
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Looks like beast boy's
ideal match is...
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The scratching post.
191
00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:02,667
-A scratching post?
-Hey.
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00:10:03,035 --> 00:10:04,436
Computers never lie.
193
00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:06,605
How could I
have been so blind?
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00:10:06,772 --> 00:10:08,239
(groans)
195
00:10:08,474 --> 00:10:12,110
Wait. This means
starfire's match
isn't aquaman.
196
00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,478
It might be me after all.
197
00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:16,081
-Starfire's match is...
-(beeps)
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-(beeping)
-also a scratching post.
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(screams)
200
00:10:22,421 --> 00:10:24,322
Maybe that glitch
wasn't so eensy-weensy.
201
00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:27,726
I don't think so.
This feels real to me.
202
00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:30,829
The post for scratching
is meant to be with me!
203
00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:32,697
It was mine first!
204
00:10:32,699 --> 00:10:34,132
(groans)
205
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:35,533
(screams)
206
00:10:41,707 --> 00:10:43,808
(sobbing)
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(growling)
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00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:49,581
Why do I even try?
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