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(theme song playing)
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(whooshing)
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Titans, I've assembled you all
here for a staff meeting.
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Staff meeting! Staff meeting!
Staff meeting! Staff meeting!
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What was that for?
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-(beeping)
-I've been going over
the performance reviews
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And vigilance is down 4%.
Justice, 5%.
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Yet, somehow,
horseplay is up 95%.
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(neighing)
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What?
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Now, if you guys were just
more like my staff here...
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Ugh... Here we go again.
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-What?
-You treating that staff
like it's a person!
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They got a great
tuna melt there, too...
Uh, I'm sorry, what, cyborg?
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I missed that. We were
discussing lunch plans.
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Yeah. It's super weird, robin.
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Oh, yeah? Well, we think
you're super weird. So, ha!
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On tamaran,
many people communicate
with lumps of wood.
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Thank you, starfire.
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Those people are banished
from our city
and fed to the dorpnug.
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You do know
it's just a stick, right?
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Uh-oh!
He hates being called that!
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A stick?
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You better stop
calling him that!
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Well, that's what it is.
Mr. Sticky stickerton.
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A stick, stick,
stickitty stick!
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(wobbling)
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Whoa, whoa! Calm down, buddy.
Trust me,
they're not worth it.
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Look into my eyes.
Go to your happy place.
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(squeaking)
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(whispering) stick.
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-I warned you!
-(whooshing)
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-What you call a stick...
-Ow!
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...Is the most refined
fighting instrument
on the planet!
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-Perfectly balanced!
-Ooh... Ooh... Ow!
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-(zapping)
-multi-purpose!
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And the best friend
a guy could ask for.
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But I thought
I was your best friend.
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-No!
-Oh! Ow!
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Bottom line, this staff
is the best sidekick
any hero could ever have.
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-Oh, what's that?
-(whispering)
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Oh, yeah, burger sounds great,
buddy.
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They got that cool
kaiser bun that...
You driving?
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(sizzling)
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(heavy footsteps)
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Uh, anyone seen the plunger?
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Why not use robin's staff?
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Yeah, he seems to think
it can do any job.
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(flushing)
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(indistinct dialogue)
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(whooshing)
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Wow, this stick is awesome!
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(groaning)
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(all arguing)
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I love this stick.
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-(cyborg's siren blaring)
-whoa, whoa, whoa, dudes,
I got a solution.
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(grunting) there.
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Ooh... I think you broke it.
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Aw, snap! Literally.
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Robin will be greatly upset.
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Then no one better tell him.
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Maybe I can put this together
with a little magic.
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-(electricity crackling)
-(powering down)
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(zapping)
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(yawning)
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Morning, guys.
Anybody seen my staff?
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-Uh-uh.
-(nervously) nope.
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-Sorry.
-(stammering)
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We broke it!
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What?
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Yeah, your stick got broke.
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But, we taped it together!
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Good as new. Here you go, bro.
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-Yeah, I can still use this.
-(whooshing)
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-Sure you can, bud.
-(screeching)
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I have a feeling
everything's gonna be a-o-k.
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A-o-k, yeah.
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(laughing)
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(robing grunting)
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Everything is not a-o-k!
(sobbing)
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(weeping loudly)
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(sobbing) it's not fair.
It worked so well before.
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(whimpering)
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(snoring)
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(sobbing)
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-Argh!
-(bomb beeping)
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(sobbing and grunting)
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Sad punch... Sad punch!
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Frowny kick!
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(robin yelps)
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(vehicles honking)
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(loud crash)
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Oh, how I hate when robin
glorbnaks with the sadness.
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Yeah, bro needs a new stick.
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But you heard him,
that staff was irreplaceable.
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If a spell won't work,
there is one place
he could get a new one.
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(sobbing)
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Robin...
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(blowing nose)
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What?
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Ugh... I know a place where
you can find a new staff.
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One that's even better
than the last one.
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There can never be
another staff! Never!
(whispering) never!
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(sniffling) look,
I don't want a new staff.
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What if it was magic?
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I like magic.
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Then you have to journey
to the ancient universe tree.
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The tree that will
heal your pain
and give you a new staff.
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The universe tree? (sniffling)
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-How do I find it?
-Make no mistake.
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The quest is long
and dangerous.
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You will have to scale
the mountain of doubt,
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Pass over the infinite chasm,
and only when you see
the falcon of truth
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Will you be halfway there.
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And finally, you will arrive
at the universe tree.
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Is there somewhere I can
drive to instead?
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-No!
-(grunts)
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(wind whistling)
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(falcon screeching)
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Whoa... This must be
the universe tree.
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(angelic singing)
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Ah...
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I am, indeed. I have been
waiting for you, robin.
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You can talk?
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Of course I can talk.
I am the magic tree
of elderioth.
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In fact,
I speak many languages,
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Some only known to demons
and fairy-folk.
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I've come to find a new staff.
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It would appear you have
already found one.
(chuckles)
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-This?
-You see, robin, your journey
was not about finding...
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Yeah, this is a root!
I ripped it out of
the side of a filthy mountain.
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-It's got bird dookie on it!
-(bird cawing)
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-Wait! Don't do...
-(robin groans)
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I want a magic staff.
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I'm afraid you do not
understand.
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The staff is merely... Ow! Ow!
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Hey! What are you doing there?
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(grunting)
came here for a staff,
gonna get a staff!
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You're missing the point.
Ow... Ow! Ow!
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Okay, that's starting to hurt.
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(chainsaw buzzing)
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(motor whirring)
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Please, if you stop now
I may yet survive.
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(robin yelling) timber!
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(snapping) not bad.
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(whistling)
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How could you cut me down!
I have been here providing
wisdom to travelers
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Since the beginning of time!
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(thunder crashing)
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-Sounds boring.
-A little bit, yes.
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Well, now you're going to
get to see the world
and hit people in the face.
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That could be
a nice change of pace.
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You know,
my other staff talked,
but never really out loud.
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It was only kind of
in my head.
This might actually work out.
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Both: We are the magical
tree custodians,
guardians of the forest.
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Prepare to be punished!
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Knee smack!
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Custodian poke!
Custodian poke!
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-Ear bite!
-(custodian groaning)
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Huh...
My old staff didn't bite.
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Do I look like your old staff?
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I've assembled you all here
for a staff meeting.
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-Staff meeting! Staff meeting!
-Cyborg and raven: Ow!
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-Staff meeting! Staff meeting!
-Beast boy and starfire: Ow!
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Beast boy: Ouch...
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Check it out.
I have a new staff,
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Even better
than the one before.
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(angelic singing)
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It appears you are
in much better spirits.
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Thanks to raven.
This guy is great!
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Then I guess you don't want
your old one back.
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-My staff!
-Oh...
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(laughing) you're alive!
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-Yeah, what's that?
-(whispering)
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Oh, yeah, buddy.
I missed you too.
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I finally figured out a spell
to put it back together.
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We've got a lot of
catching up to do.
What?
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Oh, yeah,
a movie sounds great.
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What are you going to do
with me?
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Oh, I know exactly what to do
with you.
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For 3,000 lives of men,
I have bestowed
wisdom and knowledge.
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I was not made for this!
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Man, you talk too much.
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(staff gurgling)
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