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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,240 --> 00:00:03,640 (soft music) 2 00:00:07,760 --> 00:00:09,200 - [Narrator] In the beginning, 3 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:11,760 there was the heavens and the earth. 4 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:12,840 And it was green. 5 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:16,920 And the land was fertile and abundant 6 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:19,640 with vast forests and millions of trees. 7 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:20,640 And it was good. 8 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:30,560 Trees of every sort and variety, 9 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:31,880 enormous Douglas firs, 10 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:38,040 mighty oaks, giant redwoods, and fragrant pines. 11 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:40,400 One could walk for miles under the canopy 12 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:41,720 of the great woods, 13 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:44,400 not knowing if it was daylight or twilight. 14 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:46,360 But that was long ago, 15 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:51,800 before the invasion and the infestation and the mites. 16 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:54,640 (dramatic music) 17 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:12,400 A plague of misery had befallen us. 18 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:14,400 We, the chosen people of Earth, 19 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:17,440 humans were shackled in bondage. 20 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:19,960 (tense music) 21 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:29,520 (horse neighing) 22 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:34,280 - Okay, let's get it moving. 23 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:42,000 Go on, step up. 24 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:48,680 Keep moving, move. 25 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,920 (object whooshing) 26 00:01:55,080 --> 00:02:00,080 (object crashing) (foreboding music) 27 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:32,360 - You know, I was just wondering. 28 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:33,520 - What now, doctor? 29 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:35,560 - I was just wondering if there were as many doctors 30 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:37,440 practicing now as when we left. 31 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:38,920 - Why is that, pray tell? 32 00:02:38,920 --> 00:02:41,320 - Well, it's the old theory of supply and demand. 33 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:43,680 I mean, if there are more, then I can't charge as much 34 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:45,240 'cause the rates go down. 35 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:47,320 But if there aren't as many, I can charge whatever I want. 36 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:48,480 Whatever the market will bear. 37 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:50,800 - There is no market, and there are no doctors here, right? 38 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:52,720 - Then my services will be in great demand, won't they? 39 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:55,360 - Hey, civilization has been destroyed. 40 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:59,200 Why else wouldn't they have made radio contact, huh? 41 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,200 'Cause everything's gone, that's why. 42 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:04,520 In the 40 years we've been in cryogenic sleep, 43 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:08,280 the world was been decimated and we're all gonna die. 44 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:09,920 - Boy, did you wake up on the wrong side of the capsule. 45 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:11,160 - Why don't you can it, lieutenant? 46 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:12,120 Just take a break. 47 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:14,280 What are you talking about, doc? 48 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:16,280 - Have I told you lately that you look terrific 49 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:17,360 in a flight suit? 50 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:19,600 - Not in the 20 years since we placed the probe. 51 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:20,560 - Well, you do. 52 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:22,960 And I won't wait 20 more to tell you that again. 53 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:25,720 - My neck hurts. 54 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:27,040 - You probably slept in the wrong position 55 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,600 for the past five or six years. 56 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:30,520 Remind me, I'll give you an adjustment. 57 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:31,600 Where was I? 58 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:32,760 - Supply and demand. - Ah yes. 59 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:35,080 - Oh brother, here we go again. 60 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:37,360 - Well, come on, astronauts might be a dime a dozen 61 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:38,160 in the future. 62 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:40,040 Everyone might have a spaceship in their backyard. 63 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:43,240 - Right, and everyone might have a medical degree too. 64 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:45,200 The average person might know more about medicine 65 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:46,000 than you ever learned. 66 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,480 - Aha, what do you say to that, doctor? 67 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:50,120 - I say that's the way I got it worked out. 68 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:52,360 My services will be at a high premium. 69 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:53,200 (tense music) Okay? 70 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:56,520 In fact, osteopaths will be in greater demand than MD's. 71 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:59,640 My current theory is that the world will be a utopia, 72 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:00,920 excluding MD's, of course, 73 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:02,840 and I'll be known as The Great Healer. 74 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:06,160 What, don't you have confidence in my abilities? 75 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:09,160 - No, I don't think it matters what you think. 76 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:10,880 Nothing ever works out the way it's supposed to. 77 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:12,960 And neither will any of your theories. 78 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:15,560 What I think, people, 79 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:18,200 is that we're all breathing high levels of radiation. 80 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:21,720 And we'll all be dead by nightfall. 81 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:23,520 - You must be a fun date. 82 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:25,840 - Anyway, in utopia, which is now, 83 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:28,120 I will be known as The Great Healer. 84 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:29,760 I'll charge exorbitant fees. 85 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:32,480 Sickness will be eradicated, and everyone will be happy. 86 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:34,280 Which leads me to my next theory. 87 00:04:34,280 --> 00:04:37,600 - Holy mackerel, this is gonna be a long future. 88 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:38,480 Zip it, doctor. 89 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:47,920 (dramatic music) 90 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:50,160 - Wasn't Portland in the middle of the woods? 91 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:53,240 - Yeah, I thought so. 92 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:54,680 - I told you so. 93 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:56,440 What else could kill all the trees like that? 94 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:57,600 It's radiation. 95 00:04:57,600 --> 00:05:00,280 Radiation, we're all getting cancer right now. 96 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:01,520 I can feel it. 97 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:02,920 I can feel my skin burning. 98 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:03,760 (punch landing) Ow. 99 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:05,040 What did you do that for? 100 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:06,240 - I didn't do anything. 101 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:09,000 (horse neighing) 102 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:13,680 (ominous music) 103 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:14,840 - Come on, step up. 104 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:15,680 Move it. 105 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:16,760 - What the hell is that? 106 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:18,600 - It's utopia. 107 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:24,520 - Let's get the hell out of here. 108 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:25,360 - Yeah. 109 00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:29,120 (guns cocking) 110 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:30,960 - They sure dress funny. 111 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:32,240 - Yeah. 112 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:34,440 - My name is Captain Chuck Burkes, 113 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:35,720 United States Air Force. 114 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:39,200 Greetings. 115 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:40,240 - What did you say? 116 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:44,240 - Uh, greetings. 117 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:45,040 We're friends. 118 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,280 - He did it again. 119 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:48,000 - He sure did. 120 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,320 (gun smashing) 121 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:52,000 I don't know where you're from with your funny clothes, 122 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,040 but you don't never talk to us! 123 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:59,040 Never! 124 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:04,880 Come on. 125 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:11,880 - Aida, get down. 126 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:16,880 (gun firing) (Aida groaning) 127 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:18,880 Get back! 128 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:20,840 (gun firing) 129 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:22,240 Move it, move it! 130 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:26,480 - [Narrator] Our sense of hope was almost gone. 131 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:28,760 We had nothing worthwhile to believe in. 132 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:31,320 But that was all soon to change. 133 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:33,360 That was the day the doctor appeared. 134 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:37,720 He came forth from the desert to heal humanity's wounds, 135 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:41,760 to teach us once again to stand up straight as men, 136 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:42,800 to set us free. 137 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:47,080 - Come on, move it! 138 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:49,160 Move! 139 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:51,000 Do you hear me? 140 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,000 I said move! (whip cracking) 141 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,880 - Move it, move it! 142 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:56,120 - Move it, move it! 143 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:58,600 (light music) 144 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:11,560 (foreboding music) 145 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:31,720 (machinery clicking) 146 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:34,800 (machinery whirring) 147 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:40,520 - Stop, slaves. 148 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:48,200 - What you got? 149 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:49,000 - 18. 150 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:56,080 - A puny lot. 151 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:58,240 - They were strong enough to run through Portland. 152 00:07:58,240 --> 00:07:59,840 They can stack the damn wood. 153 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:04,360 (mystical whirring) 154 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:15,960 - These ones here are strangely dressed. 155 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:17,600 Must be from a different district. 156 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:19,120 - A different district? 157 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:21,280 Wow, that must be good. 158 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:22,400 We're in luck. 159 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:24,960 - Yeah, let's go tell the mites. 160 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:25,880 Or should we wait? 161 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:28,440 - Nah, they're not gonna bite our heads off. 162 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:33,520 Don't you do nothing with these till we get back. 163 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,440 - Take these three over to the loading dock 164 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:40,040 and get 'em working. 165 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:42,880 (dramatic music) 166 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:46,520 - Get moving, slaves. 167 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:47,360 Come on. 168 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:50,120 Go on. 169 00:08:58,680 --> 00:09:00,280 Come on. 170 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:01,120 Go on. 171 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:09,720 (blades slicing) 172 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:44,600 You can't stop working. 173 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:45,920 That holds up the whole show. 174 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:48,560 Then I get in trouble, so now you're in trouble. 175 00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:49,400 - Hey hey! 176 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:53,640 - Get back to work! 177 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:03,400 - Come on, let's go! 178 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:04,240 Come on! 179 00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:06,000 Move it! 180 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:06,840 Come on. 181 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:09,040 Come on. 182 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:23,520 Come on. 183 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:28,640 Move! 184 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:35,000 (door hissing) 185 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,320 Get going, move! 186 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:57,000 (tense music) 187 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:07,760 Come on! 188 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:15,640 (door knocking) 189 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:29,520 - Unmask them. 190 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:30,480 Unmask them now. 191 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:38,520 Tell me now, who are you? 192 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:41,680 I said, tell me now. 193 00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:42,800 Who are you? 194 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:43,800 - Who are you? 195 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:44,800 - Who are you? 196 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:45,640 - Who am I? 197 00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:47,920 I am the leader, the leader of this district. 198 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:48,760 - Leader? 199 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:50,880 You're not even human. 200 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:53,280 - No, nor would I ever want to be a human. 201 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:58,280 Now, tell me now what district are you from? 202 00:11:58,280 --> 00:11:59,080 Be quick. 203 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:00,080 - I'm from Michigan. 204 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:01,160 - Michigan. 205 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:03,920 That is a district quite far away from here. 206 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:05,160 - Where are you from? 207 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:07,640 - Oregon, we are in Oregon. 208 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:09,960 - No no no, you're not from Earth. 209 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:12,800 What planet are you from? 210 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:15,080 (leader shrieking) 211 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:17,880 - There, does that help you to understand? 212 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:21,640 (speaking in foreign language) 213 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:22,800 - Yeah, that was funny. 214 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:26,680 Look, I want some answers and I want them now. 215 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:28,720 What's going on, what are you aliens doing here? 216 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:31,680 - He does not have the respect for his superiors 217 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:35,000 that all humans naturally come by. 218 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,800 That cannot be allowed, never allowed. 219 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,800 (suspenseful music) 220 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:43,280 - Stop it. 221 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:46,120 (alien shrieking) 222 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:53,360 (Chuck collapsing) 223 00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:03,040 - That is our favorite delicacy next to wood. 224 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:04,560 Never tempt us. 225 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:06,760 Now, where are you from? 226 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:10,280 - We're astronauts. 227 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:12,680 We've been in space for 40 years. 228 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:14,520 We put a probe in deep space. 229 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:17,600 - Yes, we passed this probe on our way here. 230 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:20,440 We did not stop to check its message. 231 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:22,840 Do your work well and you will live. 232 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:24,360 That is your only choice. 233 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:28,200 (door hissing) 234 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:36,880 (speaking in foreign language) 235 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:52,720 - Come on! 236 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:13,520 - You're really not from another district? 237 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,080 You're really from outer space? 238 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:19,040 - By Jupiter, that's better than another district. 239 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,360 We done real good. 240 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:24,440 - Yeah, we might get promoted for this. 241 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:27,200 - But you're working for the aliens and against the humans. 242 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,040 - Yeah, sure. 243 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:29,960 - It's a lot better than being a slave. 244 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:32,560 - You're not helping things here, you're hurting them. 245 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:34,000 - What do you mean? 246 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,400 - I mean, if you're not part of the solution, 247 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:36,720 you're part of the problem. 248 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,280 - Shut up. 249 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:42,080 (dramatic music) 250 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:49,440 Go on, get in there. 251 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,600 (soft music) 252 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,680 - What do we do now, lieutenant? 253 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,160 - We befriend them. 254 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:19,120 We get them to trust us. 255 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:20,240 - Ah, good point. 256 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:22,720 How? 257 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:25,080 - Let's introduce ourselves. 258 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:27,280 Hi. - Hi. 259 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:38,720 - You're doing great. 260 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:39,640 They love you. 261 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:43,240 - How about this, how about we go sit near the biggest fire. 262 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:44,320 And if they all run away, 263 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:45,840 at least we're sitting by the biggest fire. 264 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:47,600 - That's better than your first plan. 265 00:15:58,080 --> 00:15:59,560 - Do you mind if we sit down? 266 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:00,800 - You're already sitting. 267 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,000 - What's your name? 268 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,640 - Jeff, what's yours? 269 00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:07,240 - I'm Ivan, and this is Kelly. 270 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:09,400 - What do you want? 271 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:11,600 - Some food would be nice. 272 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,200 - It's all gone. 273 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:14,560 Where are you from? 274 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:16,200 - Well, we're astronauts. 275 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,960 We just came back from a space mission. 276 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,480 We've been gone for 40 years. 277 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:20,480 - The probe mission. 278 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,480 - Yeah, how'd you know? 279 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:25,240 - It says so on your uniforms. 280 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:30,400 I remember when the probe mission was going on. 281 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,360 I was pretty young at the time. 282 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:33,440 - Really? 283 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:35,280 - Yeah, before the invasion. 284 00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:37,640 - When exactly was the invasion? 285 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:39,640 - Oh, 20 years ago now. 286 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:42,440 I'm one from the few left that still counts the time. 287 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:45,080 - What are these aliens doing here? 288 00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:47,120 - Wood. 289 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:49,880 - They're here for wood? 290 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:51,080 - Uh huh. 291 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:53,680 It's like gold or diamonds to them. 292 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,880 I guess their planet don't have no wood. 293 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:57,920 They ship it back for profit. 294 00:16:57,920 --> 00:16:59,280 Supply and demand, you know? 295 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:01,280 - Oh, I'm familiar with that theory, 296 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:02,520 and it's a very good one. 297 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:05,520 - Yep, wood's what this whole damn thing's about. 298 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:06,600 Who'd have thunk it? 299 00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:07,560 - They eat it too. 300 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:10,080 - Who's that? - That's Alex. 301 00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:11,360 He's a real bright kid. 302 00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:14,000 Got a pencil and paper and knows how to write. 303 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,480 I taught him. 304 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:16,880 Go ahead, show 'em. 305 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:21,240 He lost a finger today, so he's a little shy. 306 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,040 - What's with all the fingers? 307 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:26,160 - Every time you escape and get caught, 308 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,040 you lose a finger. 309 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,320 - Yeah well, you lose any more, 310 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:32,880 you're gonna be scratching your ass with a wooden spoon. 311 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:35,960 - When I lose enough of them, I can't work. 312 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:37,960 Then you're dead. 313 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:42,840 - Let me see your hand. 314 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:44,240 - Go on, show him your hand. 315 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,240 (tense music) 316 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:57,960 Anyway, the aliens got camps like this 317 00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,960 in every wooded parts of the world. 318 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,200 They're slowly but surely 319 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:03,320 stripping all the trees on Earth. 320 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:05,680 And they ain't planting any new ones. 321 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:07,120 - How'd it happen? 322 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,880 - They dropped bombs before they got here. 323 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,360 Kinda like neutron bombs, 324 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:13,840 killed the people, but didn't hurt the trees. 325 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:16,680 Then they landed and executed most everyone else, 326 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:20,160 except for the few they put to work in the mills, like me. 327 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:21,960 I'm the oldest one here. 328 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:23,600 - How old are you? 329 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:26,120 - Oh, I guess I'm just 35 now. 330 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,520 Very few make it to my age. 331 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:30,960 The work kills them. 332 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,120 I like to work, though. 333 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,680 It keeps me young (laughing). 334 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:38,400 - Yeah, just like the fountain of youth. 335 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:40,040 - What about hope? 336 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,000 - Hope? 337 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,200 Well, sure. 338 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:44,560 They give us one day off a month 339 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:47,400 and double rations every other Sunday. 340 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:48,640 That's their holy day, 341 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:51,560 when they pray to the giant termite in the sky. 342 00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:54,040 - No, I'm talking about hope for freedom. 343 00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:59,160 - The president lives. 344 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:00,520 - The president, the president of what? 345 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:01,640 - Of the United States. 346 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:02,800 - Oh, please. 347 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,040 - It's true, the president and all of his men. 348 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:07,520 - It's the senators he's talking about. 349 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:09,360 - They escaped to a special bomb shelter in the mountains. 350 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:10,880 They live. 351 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:12,480 - They're putting together a fighting force 352 00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:15,880 of escaped slaves to begin a revolution for freedom. 353 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:19,040 - And you've been waiting for this for how long? 354 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:21,720 - Since the bombs fell from the sky, and the dark time came. 355 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:22,920 - 20 years. 356 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:26,480 If old President Demsky's coming, he's taking his time. 357 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:28,280 - Don't talk like that, old man. 358 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:29,320 That's blasphemy. 359 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:31,200 - Demsky wasn't even a good president. 360 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:34,000 Republicans, sheesh. 361 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,760 - But he lives, 362 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,240 and he'll lead us all to freedom. 363 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:38,920 - [All] Freedom! 364 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:39,760 Freedom! 365 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:44,840 - 20 years is a long time. 366 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:46,120 I don't think we should wait for this guy. 367 00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:46,960 - Me neither. 368 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:52,800 I say we tunnel out of here. 369 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,040 - Right. 370 00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:57,280 Okay, we'll work in shifts. 371 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,400 And then we'll get out of here in no time. 372 00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:08,200 (spoons scraping) 373 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:13,920 - How do you get a pair of gloves in this place? 374 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:16,920 - You gotta wait until someone dies. 375 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:17,960 Then take 'em. 376 00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:21,160 That usually don't take too long. 377 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:24,720 - Charming. 378 00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:29,760 (tense music) 379 00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:29,280 - Come on, get ahold of that. 380 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,120 Get it up there. 381 00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:33,440 Move it, move it, move it. 382 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,360 Come on, keep it going. 383 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:39,200 You over there, what are you doing? 384 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,040 Get going! 385 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:42,680 Keep it moving. 386 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:46,240 Come on! 387 00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:52,280 - Hey! - What are you looking at? 388 00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:53,320 Keep it going. 389 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:55,480 Come on, everybody, keep working! 390 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:56,880 You! 391 00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:58,240 Yeah, you over there. 392 00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:01,040 (whimsical music) 393 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:01,880 Pick it up. 394 00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:04,760 Move, move, move, move! 395 00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:05,800 Get it up there. 396 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:06,880 Knock it off. 397 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,320 Come on. 398 00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:11,840 (man gasping) 399 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:18,160 (dramatic music) 400 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:19,520 - [Guard] Stay away from him. 401 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:20,720 Let him alone. 402 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:45,760 (guard whistling) 403 00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:57,360 Come on, pick it up. 404 00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:58,280 Keep going. 405 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:02,320 - You, go. 406 00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:04,000 Prepare the body now. 407 00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:06,560 - You two, come with me. 408 00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:07,400 Come on. 409 00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:10,960 (people clamoring) 410 00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:12,360 - Over here. - Me. 411 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,080 - Get out of my way. - Look out. 412 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:18,320 - What about me? - Watch out. 413 00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:19,520 - Let me. 414 00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:21,640 - So sad to see how low people can get. 415 00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:23,040 - Yeah, it is. 416 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:25,800 (all struggling) 417 00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:31,960 (dramatic music) 418 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:56,720 - I'm glad you guys finally made it back. 419 00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:59,000 Come on girl, come on. 420 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,840 Come on, over here. 421 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:02,760 All right, let's move it. 422 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:04,800 Go on. 423 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:05,640 Get going. 424 00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:11,360 Come on, move out. 425 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:20,080 All right, let's move it, come on. 426 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:20,920 Come on! 427 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:26,640 - You, tell the leader there will be more food. 428 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:27,480 Go. 429 00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:31,800 (light music) 430 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:34,480 (voices clamoring) 431 00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:37,360 - It's mine, it's mine! - It's mine! 432 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:42,200 - Hey, gimme. 433 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:43,040 It's food. 434 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:44,280 Come on, give me, it's food. 435 00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:45,720 (all struggling) 436 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:46,880 Give it to me. 437 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:50,520 (somber music) 438 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:33,200 (soft music) 439 00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:18,680 - Stop standing around. 440 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:19,520 Work! 441 00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:27,880 Move, move, move, move! 442 00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:28,720 Get it up. 443 00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:33,320 Keep it going. 444 00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:38,480 (board crashing) 445 00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:39,320 Work it! 446 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:51,640 - Yeah, I want you to move it over there. 447 00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:52,760 (guard whistling) 448 00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:55,280 (tense music) 449 00:26:58,480 --> 00:26:59,800 - Hey, hey, hey! 450 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,360 - [Guard] It's not your problem. 451 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:10,360 (whip cracking) 452 00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:17,080 - No! 453 00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:22,080 (guard grunting) 454 00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:25,080 (suspenseful music) 455 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:34,080 (punch landing) 456 00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:38,280 (all grunting) 457 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,600 (body crashing) 458 00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:49,720 Freedom! 459 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,000 Freedom! 460 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:51,800 Freedom! 461 00:27:58,160 --> 00:27:59,880 - [Guard] Stop standing around, get back to work. 462 00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:01,600 You, get going. 463 00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:02,880 Work it! 464 00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:03,720 - Freedom! 465 00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:09,600 - It's your fingers, kid. 466 00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:15,520 (suspenseful music) 467 00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:19,600 - Well, all right. - Welcome aboard. 468 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:20,440 - Thanks. 469 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,280 - You, what are you doing? 470 00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:43,040 (alien grunting) 471 00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:48,080 (alien shrieking) 472 00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:01,480 - They die? 473 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:02,280 - Everything dies. 474 00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:04,240 - What's going on here? 475 00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,720 - Hey, what's with those two? 476 00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:12,720 Somebody get him. 477 00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:15,480 (wood thudding) Get the horses. 478 00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:16,320 Let's get 'em! 479 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:18,360 Get after 'em! 480 00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:19,440 Come on, move it. 481 00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:21,640 Move it, everybody. (horse neighing) 482 00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:22,720 Mount 'em up! 483 00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,880 (hooves clopping) 484 00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:30,720 (dramatic music) 485 00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:38,680 - What happened here? 486 00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:41,520 Tell me what happened. 487 00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:51,200 Hyah, come on, hyah. 488 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:52,040 Go! 489 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,040 Out of the way! 490 00:29:58,440 --> 00:29:59,800 - Let's split up. 491 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:00,640 - Okay. - Come on, 492 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:02,840 they're just up here! 493 00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:03,840 Keep moving! 494 00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:07,680 - Come on! (hooves clopping) 495 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:10,680 (suspenseful music) 496 00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:15,400 Over there! 497 00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:22,720 Hyah! 498 00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:28,920 Come on, we got 'em! 499 00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:30,640 We got 'em! 500 00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:31,520 We got 'em. 501 00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:44,200 Get her. 502 00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:59,720 (gun firing) (horse shrieking) 503 00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:07,360 (missile launching) 504 00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:09,120 (missile exploding) 505 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:11,800 (Kelly yelling) 506 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:13,920 (ominous music) 507 00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:15,840 - That oughta do it. 508 00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:17,840 You won't be going anywhere real soon. 509 00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:35,200 - Hyah, come on! 510 00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:37,280 Come on! 511 00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:45,240 - Oh, come on with this. 512 00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:47,800 You stupid piece of. 513 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:50,440 (weapon firing) (horses neighing) 514 00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:53,120 (both shouting) 515 00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:02,480 (water splashing) 516 00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:08,480 - They're dead. 517 00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:09,400 - That's for sure. 518 00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:20,000 (dramatic music) 519 00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:36,000 (water splashing) 520 00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:45,800 - Hey, over here. 521 00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:09,680 (match striking) 522 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:15,000 Have we met? 523 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,920 - I don't think so. 524 00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:18,720 - This is really weird. 525 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:19,880 Are you sure? 526 00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:20,960 - Yeah, I'm pretty sure, 527 00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:22,760 unless you're at least 50 years old. 528 00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:26,120 - My name is Bizzi. 529 00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:27,400 - Hi, I'm Ivan. 530 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:32,200 - I'm Alex. 531 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:34,120 - Hi. 532 00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:36,320 - Hey, thanks for saving our lives. 533 00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:38,120 - Did you just escape from the sawmill? 534 00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:39,240 - Yeah. 535 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:41,960 - Why are you wearing such funny clothes? 536 00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:43,600 - He's from outer space. 537 00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:45,280 - Are you an alien? 538 00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:47,240 - Do I look like an alien? 539 00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:48,880 - No. 540 00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:50,000 - No, no, no, I'm from Earth. 541 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,440 I'm a doctor. 542 00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:53,360 - Oh, what's a doctor? 543 00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:57,000 - You don't know what a doctor is? 544 00:33:58,080 --> 00:33:59,040 I help people. 545 00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:01,920 - Oh, how sweet. 546 00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:06,160 Follow me. 547 00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:08,080 - [Ivan] Never heard of doctors. 548 00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:09,760 I could still become The Great Healer. 549 00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:12,280 (light music) 550 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:23,680 (sweeping music) 551 00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:33,280 - Hey Bizzi, what you got there? 552 00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:34,120 - He's a doctor. 553 00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:38,040 - He looks like a spaceman or something. 554 00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:40,000 - Just so happens I am a spaceman. 555 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:43,520 - (chuckling) He says he's a spaceman. 556 00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:46,280 This fella says he's a spaceman. 557 00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:48,160 - Okay, okay. I get it. 558 00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:49,880 Yeah, I'm a spaceman, thank you. 559 00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:54,440 Hello. 560 00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:58,120 Second Lieutenant Ivan Hood, D.O. 561 00:34:58,120 --> 00:34:58,960 Who are you? 562 00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:01,280 - I'm Isaac. 563 00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:02,960 I'm the leader of Freedom Valley. 564 00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:04,800 - Nice to meet you. 565 00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:07,760 - What are you doing? 566 00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:09,480 - It's a greeting. 567 00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:10,320 - Ah. 568 00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:14,720 So now, are you really a spaceman? 569 00:35:14,720 --> 00:35:16,040 - As a matter of fact I am. 570 00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:17,320 NASA probe mission. 571 00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:19,800 - I just saw the bounty hunters carrying away a woman 572 00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:21,360 dressed like you. 573 00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,160 - Was she all right? 574 00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:25,200 - She was knocked out, but breathing. 575 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:27,640 - Thank goodness. 576 00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:30,200 - What does D.O. mean? 577 00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,000 - I'm a doctor of Osteopathy. 578 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:35,640 - Does that mean you're a doctor for animals or humans? 579 00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:38,760 - Osteopathy is the study of slugs and their mating habits. 580 00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:40,160 - Oh really? 581 00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:42,480 I've always been interested in slugs. 582 00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:43,560 How do they mate? 583 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:44,640 - Very carefully. 584 00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:47,600 I'm kidding, it's a joke. 585 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:49,680 An osteopath is a doctor for the people. 586 00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:51,440 Can I show you? 587 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:52,280 Turn around. 588 00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:55,120 Just relax. 589 00:35:58,200 --> 00:35:59,800 All right, breathe in, 590 00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:02,920 out. 591 00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:04,560 In, 592 00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:05,520 out. 593 00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:08,880 (bones cracking) (Isaac gasping) 594 00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:09,720 - Thank you. 595 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,400 That feels fine. 596 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,360 - No problem, you'll get my bill. 597 00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:16,560 Anyone else has a problem, just come talk to me. 598 00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:20,560 Matter of fact, you can think of me as the great healer. 599 00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,520 - Well, here in Freedom Valley, 600 00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:23,560 we welcome any human, 601 00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:25,280 no matter where he escaped from. 602 00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,600 You may live here in peace for the rest of your days. 603 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:29,480 - Wait a minute. 604 00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:31,440 See, I got a friend of mine back at the sawmill. 605 00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:32,280 I gotta get her out of there. 606 00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:33,120 I need your help. 607 00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:36,720 - We in Freedom Valley do not fight. 608 00:36:36,720 --> 00:36:38,560 We live in peace with everything. 609 00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:40,520 - Yeah, except the aliens and the bounty hunters. 610 00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:42,320 - This is one of the very few settlements 611 00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:44,400 of humans left on Earth. 612 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:45,880 We're not looking for trouble. 613 00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:48,240 - You don't have to look, it's already here. 614 00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:51,280 Now this president of yours, what's his name, Kempsky? 615 00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,520 - You're trying to trick us. 616 00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:56,640 President Demsky was after the probe mission. 617 00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:59,880 You were in deep space when he was elected. 618 00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:00,800 - Knock it off, old man. 619 00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:03,400 Look, I'm probably twice your age. 620 00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:04,480 Now look, back at the sawmill, 621 00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:06,400 all the slaves were talking about President Demsky. 622 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:07,200 Where is he? 623 00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:10,200 - He's putting together a fighting force of slaves 624 00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:12,040 in the Cascade Mountains. 625 00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:13,480 - He's a myth. 626 00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:15,560 He died with everyone else in the Capitol. 627 00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:17,080 - No, he didn't. 628 00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:18,480 The president lives. 629 00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:22,600 I've spoken with a guy who knew someone who saw him. 630 00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:23,920 He lives. 631 00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:25,120 - The president lives! 632 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:27,200 - [All] The president lives! 633 00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:28,760 - The Cascade Mountains aren't that far away. 634 00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:30,320 I'll just go find him. 635 00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:31,800 (voices clamoring) - No, you can't. 636 00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:34,120 - Give me one good reason why I shouldn't. 637 00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:37,200 - The bounty hunters will track you down and kill you. 638 00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:39,040 - That's a pretty good one. 639 00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:40,600 You know, those bounty hunters are fags. 640 00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,000 I can get past them. 641 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,240 - You will be killed. 642 00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:45,720 - Oh, you're a hopeful bunch, I'll tell ya. 643 00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:48,440 You know what, I don't give a damn. 644 00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:49,840 I got nothing to lose. 645 00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:51,640 I'll either find this president, 646 00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:52,960 or I'll prove he doesn't exist. 647 00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:54,680 And if he does exist, 648 00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:57,120 I'm coming back here with his fighting force 649 00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:59,120 and we're gonna take on these aliens 650 00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:00,320 and we're gonna free my friend 651 00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:02,720 and all the other slaves at the sawmill. 652 00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:05,000 You say you're free here at Freedom Valley. 653 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,120 That's a boatload of crap. 654 00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:08,760 You're just prisoners in a bigger cage. 655 00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:11,080 Now who will join me in my quest? 656 00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:11,920 - I will. 657 00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:14,880 - Me too. 658 00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:18,520 - Well, at least there's two among you with courage. 659 00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:21,240 - But, Bizzi, we were gonna be married. 660 00:38:21,240 --> 00:38:22,960 - There are more important things to do now. 661 00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:23,960 Don't you see? 662 00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:27,160 The doctor was sent here to lead us to the president. 663 00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:29,200 - I don't think so. 664 00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:31,040 I think he'll lead you to your doom. 665 00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,680 - We'll let you know when we get back. 666 00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:35,920 Can we stay the night? 667 00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:39,760 - Of course. 668 00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:41,960 - Thank you. 669 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,840 (gate squealing) 670 00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:57,520 - I'm glad you guys finally made it back. 671 00:38:57,520 --> 00:39:00,400 - Man, she looked a lot better before we started. 672 00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:03,160 - Yeah, too bad we had to beat her 673 00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:05,360 with the damn mites watching. 674 00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:07,240 I'd like to have done a spacegirl. 675 00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:09,240 - Ha, she'll get better. 676 00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:10,960 Then we'll both do her (laughing). 677 00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:31,040 - Yosemite, you sure did her up royal. 678 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,760 (Kelly thudding) 679 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,320 - The mites was watching. 680 00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:40,160 - Well, 681 00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:44,880 now she and the other spaceman killed one of the mites. 682 00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:46,160 I didn't know you could do that. 683 00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:48,280 - Yeah, me neither. 684 00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:49,920 They die just like us. 685 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:51,880 - Except green crap comes out. 686 00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:53,520 - Yeah, come on. 687 00:39:56,240 --> 00:39:59,000 (dramatic music) 688 00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:15,520 (alien shrieking) 689 00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:23,080 (fire whooshing) 690 00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:26,080 (mystical whirring) 691 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,840 (aliens chanting) 692 00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:38,840 (somber music) (water splashing) 693 00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:44,760 - Where am I? 694 00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:48,520 - You're safe. 695 00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:49,800 You're with us. 696 00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:54,960 - Where's Ivan? 697 00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:57,360 - He got away. 698 00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:58,320 So did Alex. 699 00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:01,760 - Thank God. 700 00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:08,080 - No one has ever killed one of the mites before. 701 00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:10,360 It's got everyone thinking. 702 00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:14,000 - I saw the doc that killed one of the aliens. 703 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,600 (bright music) 704 00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,480 (flag flapping) 705 00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:55,680 - [Narrator] So we set out to find the president. 706 00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:57,960 But some people did not believe. 707 00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:00,640 The three of us were convinced that he was up there, 708 00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:01,960 somewhere. 709 00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:04,480 (happy music) 710 00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:40,520 (gun firing) 711 00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,960 (man groaning) 712 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:54,880 - So much killing. 713 00:42:57,960 --> 00:42:59,280 - Come on slaves, move it. 714 00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:01,480 Let's go. 715 00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:03,040 Come on. - Let's go. 716 00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:17,280 Bizzi, you got a knife? 717 00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:20,960 - Oh, just make it quick, will ya? 718 00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:23,080 - I don't suppose we have anything antiseptic with us, 719 00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:23,880 do we? 720 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,160 Like alcohol? 721 00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:31,640 - Potato liquor? 722 00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:32,480 - Oh, that'll do. 723 00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:37,600 (choking) Smooth. 724 00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:40,240 Here, drink this. - Huh? 725 00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:41,440 - Drink, it'll kill the pain. 726 00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:42,520 - Why do you want me to drink 727 00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:44,040 if you're gonna stick me with a knife? 728 00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:45,400 - Because I'm a sadist. 729 00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:46,480 Now come on, drink up. 730 00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:49,920 (man choking) 731 00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:53,160 - Oh, that's pretty good. 732 00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:54,080 - Okay, let's hold him down. 733 00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:55,000 Alex, take his hands. 734 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,040 Bizzi, take his feet. 735 00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:01,920 - [Bizzi] What you gonna do? 736 00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:03,400 - I'm gonna operate. 737 00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:04,320 - What's that? 738 00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:05,680 - Well, you, 739 00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:06,520 just watch. 740 00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:09,560 - Oh, you could cut my finger off. 741 00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:11,000 You could cut all my fingers off. 742 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:12,520 I'll work in the mill, please. 743 00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:15,640 (man screaming) 744 00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:17,160 Oh God! 745 00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:31,680 - There we go. 746 00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:32,640 Good as new. 747 00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:34,040 You want this as a souvenir? 748 00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:38,080 - Ain't you gonna kill me? 749 00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:39,680 (Ivan laughing) - He's a doctor. 750 00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:40,920 He's just gonna heal you. 751 00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:43,200 - A doctor? 752 00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:44,960 There ain't no doctors no more. 753 00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:45,920 - Oh, yes there is. 754 00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:48,080 And I'm it. 755 00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:50,320 - Are you some kind of spaceman too? 756 00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:51,840 - Yeah, I guess I am. 757 00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:53,160 Okay, let's go. 758 00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:55,120 Just clean that every so often and you'll be fine. 759 00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:56,400 - Wait. 760 00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:57,320 Where are you going? 761 00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:58,440 - To find the president. 762 00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:00,400 - The president, he lives! 763 00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:02,480 He'll bring freedom to us all! 764 00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:03,680 - That's what we keep hearing. 765 00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:05,480 We're gonna find him. 766 00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:06,920 - Can I come with you? 767 00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:08,240 - Sure, what's your name? 768 00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:09,480 - Tyler. 769 00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:11,600 - (chuckling) Tippecanoe and Tyler too. 770 00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:13,480 - [All] What? 771 00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:16,200 - A long time ago there was a president named Tyler, see? 772 00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:17,720 And he. 773 00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:18,560 Oh, forget it. 774 00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:20,920 Tyler, you think you can walk? - Sure sure, I feel great. 775 00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:24,440 (Tyler groaning) 776 00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:25,920 Come on, let's go. 777 00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:31,120 (Tyler collapsing) 778 00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:35,560 (light music) 779 00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:47,520 (water splashing) 780 00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:53,600 - That's my kind of guy. 781 00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:54,680 Let's go make friends. 782 00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:01,760 How you doin'? 783 00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:04,000 (gun clicking) - Nobody move or you're dead. 784 00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:06,640 What do you want? 785 00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:07,800 - We wanna make friends. 786 00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:09,120 - [Man] You want my fish. 787 00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:13,080 - Well, we wouldn't mind sharing them. 788 00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:22,360 - What are you offering? 789 00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:28,920 - Friendship. 790 00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:31,760 - Friendship, huh? 791 00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:33,000 What are you doing here? 792 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,920 - We're looking for the president. 793 00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:35,760 - The president. 794 00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:37,680 The president's dead. 795 00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:40,440 - Are you sure? 796 00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:41,320 - No. 797 00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:42,680 Are you sure he's alive? 798 00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:44,320 - No, but we're gonna find out. 799 00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:45,840 - [All] The president lives! 800 00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:49,480 - Hey hey, can we stop with that president lives crap, okay? 801 00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:51,080 You're not slogan repeating slaves anymore. 802 00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:52,200 You're free people. 803 00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:53,240 Start acting like it. 804 00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:58,840 - All right, I'm with you. 805 00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:00,040 I like the way you talk. 806 00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:03,520 Besides, I don't have any bullets anyway. 807 00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:04,840 And you can have all the fish you want 808 00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:07,040 as long as there's water around. 809 00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:09,360 I catch 'em, but I don't much like eating them. 810 00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:12,600 My name's Bob. 811 00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:13,720 - Welcome aboard, Bob. 812 00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:17,680 Okay, I gotta stop doing that. 813 00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:19,720 Let's make a fire and eat some fish (laughing). 814 00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:23,920 (soft music) 815 00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,920 You know, there were so many things in this world 816 00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:28,560 that I always took for granted. 817 00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:32,440 And now that they're gone, I miss 'em. 818 00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:33,280 - Like what? 819 00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:36,080 - Well, like they had these restaurants. 820 00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:38,320 People called them greasy spoons. 821 00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:40,440 And you could go in there and get eggs, toast, 822 00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,600 hash brown, and coffee for $9.99. 823 00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:44,520 The waitress would come around four times 824 00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:46,280 and ask you if everything was all right 825 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:48,640 and then forget to give you coffee. 826 00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:51,960 And scanning up and down the radio dial 827 00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:53,040 looking for a good song 828 00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:55,440 and only finding ones that you don't like, 829 00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:58,160 like basketball. 830 00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:00,960 Even though my team never won. 831 00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:02,400 We never got in the playoffs. 832 00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:06,160 Your crappy TV shows, I don't know. 833 00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:08,760 - Are you sorry that you're here? 834 00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:11,520 - I don't know. 835 00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:14,960 It's just that nothing ever seems to go 836 00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:15,920 the way you think it's gonna. 837 00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:18,560 I mean, I finally fall in love, 838 00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:22,240 or at least I think I have, 839 00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:24,520 and I get away and she gets caught. 840 00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:30,240 I always wanted to be a doctor, though. 841 00:48:30,240 --> 00:48:32,640 Ever since I was a kid, I'd watch doctor shows 842 00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:36,880 on TV and think to myself hey, I wanna be like that guy. 843 00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:38,240 - What's TV? 844 00:48:38,240 --> 00:48:39,680 - None of your damn business. 845 00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:44,400 Of course, my grades weren't good enough. 846 00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:45,680 So I went into the Air Force, 847 00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:47,640 thought maybe I could fly jets and helicopters. 848 00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:51,280 But no, my grades weren't good enough for that either. 849 00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:53,880 Luckily, they put me through osteopathic school. 850 00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:56,200 Of course, all the MD's made fun of the DO's 851 00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:58,040 'cause they thought they were quacks. 852 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:03,360 And then I joined that stupid space probe mission, 853 00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:06,240 mainly 'cause all the real doctors 854 00:49:06,240 --> 00:49:08,040 didn't wanna be gone for 40 years. 855 00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:11,720 But I thought I'd come back a hero to a better place. 856 00:49:11,720 --> 00:49:13,480 But no! 857 00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:22,400 Sometimes I just think that God or fate or whatever 858 00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:24,680 is just cruel because no matter what you want, 859 00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:27,480 it's never what you get. 860 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:30,840 And you know, 861 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,120 I have a theory about that too. 862 00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:36,960 (Ivan collapsing) 863 00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:42,280 (lazy music) 864 00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:45,520 - Whoa. 865 00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:47,520 Whoa, we can't come back empty handed. 866 00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:49,080 We'll be in trouble for sure. 867 00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:52,040 - I don't wanna hang around this area. 868 00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:54,760 There's hostiles here. 869 00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:57,440 A bounty hunter got killed around here just a few weeks ago. 870 00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:58,360 - You're just yellow. 871 00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:00,440 I ain't afraid of no slaves. 872 00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:02,920 (light music) 873 00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:12,800 (leaves rustling) 874 00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:14,440 Hey, there's something moving in those woods. 875 00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:16,120 I'm gonna go check it out. 876 00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:18,720 - [Guard] Don't do it. 877 00:50:18,720 --> 00:50:19,680 I'm telling you. 878 00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:23,400 - I know you're in there. 879 00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:25,600 Get out of there before I blow you away! 880 00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:28,600 I said get out of there! 881 00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:30,960 (suspenseful music) 882 00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:35,960 (bow snapping) (man screaming) 883 00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:37,560 You killed me! 884 00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:39,480 You gone and killed me. 885 00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:43,240 You gone and killed me. 886 00:50:43,240 --> 00:50:44,880 - You're not dead. 887 00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:47,160 I won't let you die even though you deserve it, you traitor. 888 00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:48,000 - Traitor? 889 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:48,880 Traitor to what? 890 00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:50,360 - To humanity. 891 00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:51,680 - I don't get ya. 892 00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:53,320 - Yeah, and that's the problem. 893 00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:55,480 All right, look, I'll make you a deal. 894 00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:58,240 I'll save your life if you stop working for the aliens 895 00:50:58,240 --> 00:50:59,080 and come with us. 896 00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:01,280 - How can you save my life? 897 00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:02,440 - I just can. 898 00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:03,640 Now do we have a deal? 899 00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:05,720 - Yeah sure, we got a deal. 900 00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:10,640 (guard grunting) 901 00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:14,520 (arrow ripping) (guard yelling) 902 00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:16,800 - Why do you even bother with him? 903 00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:18,640 He's a stinking bounty hunter. 904 00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:20,080 - Because he's a human, 905 00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:22,680 and humans have the ability to change. 906 00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:24,320 Bizzi, you got any more of that liquor? 907 00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:30,400 - If the doctor says so, then it's true. 908 00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:33,000 - I'll drink to that. 909 00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:37,400 Just what the doctor ordered. 910 00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:40,000 (bright music) 911 00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:53,600 (dramatic music) 912 00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:10,360 Okay, we are not prepared to climb that. 913 00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:11,400 - No. 914 00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:12,440 - Anybody have any ideas? 915 00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:14,200 (gun firing) 916 00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:15,200 - Who are you? 917 00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:20,080 - We're friends and fellow humans. 918 00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:23,800 (tense music) 919 00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:27,880 - Who says? 920 00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:32,240 See, I ain't hardly human, and you are not my friends. 921 00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:34,600 - We could be. 922 00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:35,920 - And if I blow your head off, 923 00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:37,360 would you still be my friend? 924 00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:39,880 - You're not gonna shoot me. 925 00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:41,280 - I'm not, huh? 926 00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:42,600 - How do you know? 927 00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:43,840 - I just know. 928 00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:45,640 - Ain't you just a little scared? 929 00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:47,160 - Not even a little. 930 00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:47,960 I'm Ivan. 931 00:52:49,720 --> 00:52:50,840 I'm a doctor. 932 00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:52,200 - A doctor? 933 00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:53,720 What's that? 934 00:52:53,720 --> 00:52:54,720 - I heal people. 935 00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:55,520 - Oh, yeah? 936 00:52:56,920 --> 00:53:00,520 I got taken to folks like you when I was little. 937 00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:02,120 Didn't do me no good, though. 938 00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:04,360 You were taken to doctors or to healers? 939 00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:07,800 - To folks who said God healed through them. 940 00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:09,240 - Just as I suspected. 941 00:53:09,240 --> 00:53:10,080 - So, 942 00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:12,640 what are you all doing up here? 943 00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:15,280 - We just came to the mountain to find the president. 944 00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:16,920 - The president, why? 945 00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:18,120 - He's putting together a fighting force 946 00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:19,680 to overtake the aliens and make the Earth free 947 00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:20,560 for all humans. 948 00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:23,120 - [All] The president lives, the president lives! 949 00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:23,920 - Hey, hey, hey! 950 00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:26,960 - No kidding. 951 00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:28,840 - You wouldn't happen to know anything about the president, 952 00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:29,800 would you? 953 00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:32,800 - It depends on which president you mean. 954 00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:34,600 I may know a different one. 955 00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:36,760 - Demsky's the one they're talking about. 956 00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:39,440 - Sure, I know where he is. 957 00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:40,280 - You do? 958 00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:42,520 - I'll take you there. 959 00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:45,520 Then we can all join the fighting force together (laughing). 960 00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:49,480 (soft music) 961 00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:13,040 The tanks and the howitzers 962 00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:16,280 for the president's fighting force are hidden over here. 963 00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:20,800 (laughing) Made you look. 964 00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:34,840 Hey, Demsky. 965 00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:36,760 Get out here, you got visitors. 966 00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:37,800 - Hey, Demsky? 967 00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:39,440 What, are you two on the same bowling team? 968 00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:42,880 - (laughing) That's great, you're a funny guy. 969 00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:43,720 (tense music) 970 00:54:43,720 --> 00:54:45,040 By the way, what's bowling? 971 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:51,760 - Who have you betrayed us to now? 972 00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:52,560 Who? 973 00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:54,080 You deformed dwarf. 974 00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:55,800 - Up yours, you old fart. 975 00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:56,960 Go get Demsky. 976 00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:59,160 - Don't tell me what to do. 977 00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:01,480 I'm the senior senator from New York. 978 00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:02,840 Who's this? 979 00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:05,120 - You're nothing now, so move. 980 00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:06,200 Get Demsky. 981 00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:10,480 - Boy, if only they could pass bills that fast. 982 00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:12,600 - So this is it, 983 00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:14,680 The whole Washington D.C. bunch. 984 00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:20,240 Senators, congressmen, judges. 985 00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:22,400 Look at 'em. 986 00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:26,720 Rats with beady little pink eyes. 987 00:55:26,720 --> 00:55:28,440 They come to me begging for meat. 988 00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:30,640 Please, please, please. 989 00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:32,360 Who's in charge now, huh? 990 00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:33,760 - Shut up, dwarf. 991 00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:34,720 - [Dwarf] Up yours. 992 00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:40,680 (door knocking) 993 00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:43,160 (light music) 994 00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:54,720 - Mr. President, this disgusting creature 995 00:55:54,720 --> 00:55:57,640 has brought us outsiders, intruders. 996 00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:07,800 - You were on the probe mission? 997 00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:08,720 - Yes, sir, I was. 998 00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:13,040 - [All] Probe mission, probe mission. 999 00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:14,640 - Why is everyone so interested? 1000 00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:18,480 - It was the probe that 1001 00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:20,000 is the reason why we're alive. 1002 00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:25,600 Their warning allowed a few of us to seek shelter. 1003 00:56:26,720 --> 00:56:29,880 - Well, it's nice to know our efforts weren't wasted. 1004 00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:31,120 Listen, Mr. President, 1005 00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:32,280 I am here leading a group of escaped slaves 1006 00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:34,320 that want to join your fighting force. 1007 00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:37,760 - Fighting force? 1008 00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:39,240 - Yeah, the one that's gonna battle the aliens 1009 00:56:39,240 --> 00:56:40,560 in the upcoming rebellion. 1010 00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:43,520 - Rebellion, what rebellion? 1011 00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:47,000 - The one that you're leading. 1012 00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:49,600 The one that plenty of slaves I've talked to believe in. 1013 00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:52,200 - I'm not leading a rebellion. 1014 00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:54,440 I'm not leading anything. 1015 00:56:56,120 --> 00:56:58,320 - But these people believe in you. 1016 00:56:58,320 --> 00:56:59,800 - What the hell am I supposed to do about it? 1017 00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:01,480 - Lead 'em to victory. 1018 00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:06,480 - There can't be a victory against these disgusting vermin. 1019 00:57:07,720 --> 00:57:09,440 You can't fight them. 1020 00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:10,280 - Have you tried? 1021 00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:12,840 - Well, have you seen them? 1022 00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:13,840 It's no way. 1023 00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:15,320 - What are you talking about? 1024 00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:16,480 I've killed them myself. 1025 00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:18,800 They die just like anything else, only a little louder. 1026 00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:19,760 And they spew green crap. 1027 00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:20,680 I mean, look at that. 1028 00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:22,160 That's not coming out. 1029 00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:25,480 - But you didn't tell us you killed an alien. 1030 00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:26,800 - Well big deal, it's not that hard. 1031 00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:28,920 I mean a rock or an arrow is all you need. 1032 00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:30,000 I used a drill bit. 1033 00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:33,600 Mr. President, the time is now. 1034 00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:36,960 - No, no. 1035 00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:39,640 It won't be me. 1036 00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:42,400 I've given all I can give. 1037 00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:44,760 I have no more. 1038 00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:46,160 I'm through. 1039 00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:52,440 - My friend, 1040 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,680 the woman I love is being held captive back at the sawmill 1041 00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:58,080 and I have to get her out. 1042 00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:01,480 If none of you are even thinking about fighting back, 1043 00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:03,200 then you've just given up. 1044 00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:04,240 Well, I haven't. 1045 00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:05,320 I'm gonna keep fighting back, 1046 00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:07,600 and any of you that wish to join me, you're welcome. 1047 00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:11,880 Mr. President, someone's got to lead this rebellion, 1048 00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:12,920 and if it's not gonna be you, 1049 00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:14,320 then it might as well be me. 1050 00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:19,840 I say freedom for humans, freedom! 1051 00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:20,680 - Freedom! 1052 00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:23,640 - Okay, look, I changed my mind. 1053 00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:25,400 All together now, freedom! 1054 00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:28,440 - [All] Freedom, freedom, freedom! 1055 00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:29,440 Freedom! 1056 00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:30,560 Freedom! 1057 00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:31,680 Freedom! 1058 00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:32,720 Freedom! 1059 00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:33,560 Freedom! 1060 00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:38,080 (somber music) 1061 00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:41,720 - [Guard] Hey, what are you doing? 1062 00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:42,920 Get back to work. 1063 00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:45,600 I'm warning you. 1064 00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:51,880 All right, two of you guys, go get him. 1065 00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:54,480 The guy's cracking up. 1066 00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,720 The rest of you get back to work. 1067 00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:00,560 What are you looking at? 1068 00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:13,160 (man shouting) 1069 00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:17,640 (bats thudding) 1070 00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:25,160 (tense music) (man panting) 1071 00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:33,440 (alien shrieking) 1072 00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:37,680 (body thudding) 1073 00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:48,720 - [Narrator] After so long believing that the president 1074 00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:50,600 would lead us to victory, 1075 00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:53,720 there was nothing left to do but go back. 1076 00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:56,160 (soft music) 1077 01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:03,280 (dramatic music) 1078 01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:11,480 - Well doctor, 1079 01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:14,000 I wish you the best of luck with your rebellion. 1080 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:15,320 I'll catch you later. 1081 01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:16,480 - But I thought you joined us. 1082 01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:19,520 - Nope, I just took you where I said I'd take you. 1083 01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:20,680 - That you did. 1084 01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:21,520 Thank you. 1085 01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:24,480 - Bill. - Yeah? 1086 01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:25,320 - Before you go, 1087 01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:28,600 would you let me try and help you? 1088 01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:29,960 I don't have any medical equipment, 1089 01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:31,800 but I still think I can do you some good. 1090 01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:33,840 - Nah, it's been tried. 1091 01:00:35,160 --> 01:00:35,960 - Let me try. 1092 01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:38,880 Just relax. 1093 01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:44,240 Breathe in. 1094 01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:45,520 Out. 1095 01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:46,840 In, 1096 01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:48,320 out. 1097 01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:49,720 In, 1098 01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:51,000 out. 1099 01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:56,000 (bones crunching) (Bill screaming) 1100 01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:01,040 - Oh 1101 01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:03,000 my God! 1102 01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:08,800 Oh, my God. 1103 01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:16,440 - See, you're not even that short. 1104 01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:18,560 I don't think you qualify as a dwarf or a midget. 1105 01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:19,520 - Thank you. 1106 01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:20,440 Thank you, doctor. 1107 01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:22,360 - You're welcome, don't mention it. 1108 01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:24,080 It was nice to meet you. 1109 01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:26,320 Well, catch you on the flip flop. 1110 01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:28,560 - Wait, can I go with ya? 1111 01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:30,680 - But you just said-- - Please? 1112 01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:32,400 - Sure, hop on board, chief. 1113 01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:33,560 Glad to have you. 1114 01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:34,520 - Okay. 1115 01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:37,200 (bright music) 1116 01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:04,600 Gather around, we have news. 1117 01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:07,240 - But their beliefs, their hope, their faith. 1118 01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:09,880 - Is misplaced and they should know it. 1119 01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:10,720 Gather around, everyone. 1120 01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:12,200 We have news of the president. 1121 01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:14,920 - [All] The president lives! 1122 01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:17,240 - The president does in fact live. 1123 01:02:17,240 --> 01:02:19,520 - [All] The president lives! 1124 01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:22,480 - He lives, but there is no fighting force. 1125 01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:23,560 No rebellion. 1126 01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:25,560 (somber music) 1127 01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:27,960 - But the president will lead us all to freedom. 1128 01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:28,800 - No, he won't. 1129 01:02:29,640 --> 01:02:32,280 As he said himself, he leads nothing. 1130 01:02:32,280 --> 01:02:33,360 Look, I hate to break it to you, 1131 01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:35,000 but the president is just an old man 1132 01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:36,520 who stares out the window. 1133 01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:38,720 He is alive, yes, but he may as well be dead. 1134 01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:40,080 - But what about freedom? 1135 01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:43,680 - Freedom will only come to humans 1136 01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:46,720 a long as humans are willing to fight for freedom. 1137 01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:50,040 You have no president to pin your hopes on, only yourselves. 1138 01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:53,400 The only rebel army is standing right there in front of you. 1139 01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:55,520 Now we will fight for freedom. 1140 01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:58,320 And if any of you are willing to join us, join now. 1141 01:02:58,320 --> 01:03:00,600 - But there's not enough of us. 1142 01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:02,960 - If one person is willing to stand up 1143 01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:05,000 ad fight for what's right, that's enough. 1144 01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:06,840 But as long as you hide here in the this valley 1145 01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:08,440 and wait for someone to bring you freedom, 1146 01:03:08,440 --> 01:03:09,600 you are still slaves. 1147 01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:12,600 Freedom only comes to those who are willing to fight for it. 1148 01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:14,680 Now who will join us? 1149 01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:18,600 (somber music) 1150 01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:33,440 - Please, you're my people. 1151 01:03:33,440 --> 01:03:35,320 We need you, you must join us. 1152 01:03:40,680 --> 01:03:41,640 - This is stupid. 1153 01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:45,480 There's not enough of us to do anything. 1154 01:03:45,480 --> 01:03:46,400 I'm going fishing. 1155 01:03:47,640 --> 01:03:49,800 - You know what, go ahead and go. 1156 01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:52,280 I'll be the whole rebel army myself if I have to. 1157 01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:55,040 I've come back to a world of cowards. 1158 01:03:56,320 --> 01:03:58,760 I'd rather die fighting than be any part of this. 1159 01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:00,960 Adios. 1160 01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:34,680 (tense music) 1161 01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:53,240 Kelly, 1162 01:04:55,240 --> 01:04:56,080 just be okay. 1163 01:04:57,960 --> 01:05:00,440 (owl hooting) 1164 01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:04,880 (Bizzi grunting) 1165 01:05:15,240 --> 01:05:17,800 (man grunting) 1166 01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:21,360 - Mind your own damn business, boy. 1167 01:05:31,480 --> 01:05:32,560 - What's wrong? 1168 01:05:32,560 --> 01:05:33,640 - He just raped Bizzi. 1169 01:05:34,760 --> 01:05:37,360 I tried to stop him, but I couldn't. 1170 01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:41,160 - Is that true? 1171 01:05:41,160 --> 01:05:42,000 - What of it? 1172 01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:43,040 She's used to it. 1173 01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:44,240 She's a slave. 1174 01:05:44,240 --> 01:05:46,280 That's how it's done here. 1175 01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:47,280 - Not here it isn't. 1176 01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:49,760 - You think you have something real special, huh? 1177 01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:51,640 You're all just escaped slaves. 1178 01:05:51,640 --> 01:05:53,880 You're gonna get caught or killed tomorrow anyhow. 1179 01:05:53,880 --> 01:05:54,920 What's the difference? 1180 01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:57,280 - The difference is we're free now, and we have laws. 1181 01:05:57,280 --> 01:05:59,520 And we treat each other with respect. 1182 01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:00,640 - Oh yeah? 1183 01:06:00,640 --> 01:06:01,680 Drop dead. 1184 01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:04,040 I'm going back to the sawmill and tell 'em where you are 1185 01:06:04,040 --> 01:06:05,080 right now. 1186 01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:12,520 - Hey, scumbag, you forgot something. 1187 01:06:12,520 --> 01:06:13,360 - What? 1188 01:06:13,360 --> 01:06:15,200 (bow snapping) (man groaning) 1189 01:06:15,200 --> 01:06:16,240 (somber music) 1190 01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:18,920 You said you're a doctor. 1191 01:06:18,920 --> 01:06:20,560 You're supposed to heal people. 1192 01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:22,000 - I am. 1193 01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:24,280 Your stupidity is terminal. 1194 01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:25,360 And now you're cured. 1195 01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:39,360 Try and get some sleep, everybody. 1196 01:06:39,360 --> 01:06:40,960 Tomorrow's gonna be a rough day. 1197 01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:46,600 (soft music) 1198 01:06:54,840 --> 01:06:55,640 - I'm sorry. 1199 01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:07,480 (dramatic music) 1200 01:07:34,040 --> 01:07:34,840 - Ready. 1201 01:07:36,120 --> 01:07:36,960 Aim. 1202 01:07:45,840 --> 01:07:46,640 Fire! 1203 01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:51,640 (bows snapping) (suspenseful music) 1204 01:08:01,480 --> 01:08:04,120 (both grunting) 1205 01:08:05,640 --> 01:08:06,840 Charge! 1206 01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:08,040 - Charge! 1207 01:08:08,040 --> 01:08:10,640 (all shouting) 1208 01:08:27,120 --> 01:08:27,920 - Ivan! 1209 01:08:41,200 --> 01:08:43,720 (guns firing) 1210 01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:49,640 (dramatic music) 1211 01:08:53,560 --> 01:08:55,560 (wood crashing) 1212 01:08:55,560 --> 01:08:58,240 (man screaming) 1213 01:09:08,720 --> 01:09:11,560 (arrows thudding) 1214 01:09:21,600 --> 01:09:24,360 (wood exploding) 1215 01:09:27,040 --> 01:09:29,520 (guns firing) 1216 01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:33,080 - Fall back! 1217 01:09:36,720 --> 01:09:41,720 (woman screaming) (wood crashing) 1218 01:09:44,520 --> 01:09:45,520 - Come on, let's go. 1219 01:09:45,520 --> 01:09:46,360 Go! 1220 01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:50,920 (suspenseful music) 1221 01:09:57,160 --> 01:09:59,920 (Kelly groaning) 1222 01:10:02,240 --> 01:10:04,160 - Fall back, fall back! 1223 01:10:14,360 --> 01:10:16,680 (saber slicing) 1224 01:10:16,680 --> 01:10:19,600 (arrows whistling) 1225 01:10:35,360 --> 01:10:37,080 Come on, get inside, everybody. 1226 01:10:37,080 --> 01:10:38,400 Inside, come on! 1227 01:10:39,480 --> 01:10:40,640 - Hey, let me in. 1228 01:10:40,640 --> 01:10:41,720 Hey, come on! 1229 01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:45,840 - Charge! 1230 01:10:45,840 --> 01:10:48,400 (all shouting) 1231 01:11:04,160 --> 01:11:06,360 (soft music) 1232 01:11:06,360 --> 01:11:08,600 - I'm so glad you're alive. 1233 01:11:29,640 --> 01:11:32,560 (slaves clamoring) 1234 01:11:42,160 --> 01:11:43,520 - [All] Kill them, kill them! 1235 01:11:43,520 --> 01:11:45,160 Kill, kill, kill! 1236 01:11:45,160 --> 01:11:47,160 Kill, kill, kill! 1237 01:11:47,160 --> 01:11:48,240 Kill, kill, kill! 1238 01:11:48,240 --> 01:11:49,440 - [Slave] What do we do with them? 1239 01:11:49,440 --> 01:11:53,040 - I know, let's just kill them bastards. 1240 01:11:53,040 --> 01:11:55,240 - Let's throw them into the fire! 1241 01:11:55,240 --> 01:11:56,360 - [Woman] Let's butcher 'em! 1242 01:11:56,360 --> 01:11:59,120 - Let's cut 'em into pieces and feed 'em to the fish! 1243 01:11:59,120 --> 01:11:59,920 - No! 1244 01:12:01,560 --> 01:12:02,720 Let's ask the doctor. 1245 01:12:04,160 --> 01:12:05,560 - These are the first moments of freedom 1246 01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:07,360 many of you have ever experienced. 1247 01:12:08,360 --> 01:12:11,000 I don't think this is the right time to be executing anyone, 1248 01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:12,440 alien or human. 1249 01:12:12,440 --> 01:12:15,000 - What do we do with 'em? 1250 01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:16,640 - It's up to you. 1251 01:12:16,640 --> 01:12:18,880 You're humans just like us. 1252 01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:19,800 You can join us if you want. 1253 01:12:19,800 --> 01:12:22,000 But you're gonna have to convince us that you mean it. 1254 01:12:23,760 --> 01:12:25,600 Let 'em think it over. 1255 01:12:25,600 --> 01:12:26,760 Put 'em in the guardhouse. 1256 01:12:27,880 --> 01:12:29,680 - Come on, guys. - Do what the doctor says. 1257 01:12:29,680 --> 01:12:30,960 Come on, move it, move it. 1258 01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:32,640 - All right, take it easy. 1259 01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:34,280 - Aren't you the wise leader? 1260 01:12:35,200 --> 01:12:36,760 - You can just call me The Great Healer. 1261 01:12:36,760 --> 01:12:38,640 - Yeah, Great Healer, just kiss me. 1262 01:12:38,640 --> 01:12:40,280 - That's Mr. Great Healer to you. 1263 01:12:41,200 --> 01:12:43,920 (romantic music) 1264 01:12:46,120 --> 01:12:50,160 - Hey, hey. He said we could take the sawmill, and we did. 1265 01:12:50,160 --> 01:12:52,520 The doctor knows what he's talking about. 1266 01:12:52,520 --> 01:12:53,840 Look at me. 1267 01:12:53,840 --> 01:12:55,360 He cured me. 1268 01:12:55,360 --> 01:12:57,520 - He took us to see the president. 1269 01:12:57,520 --> 01:12:58,760 - [All] The president lives! 1270 01:12:58,760 --> 01:12:59,600 The president lives! 1271 01:12:59,600 --> 01:13:00,840 - The president, 1272 01:13:00,840 --> 01:13:05,120 the president is just an old man sitting in his chair. 1273 01:13:05,120 --> 01:13:06,920 He's a coward. 1274 01:13:06,920 --> 01:13:09,600 That's why the doctor led the attack himself. 1275 01:13:09,600 --> 01:13:13,320 - He chose not to kill them bastard bounty hunters. 1276 01:13:13,320 --> 01:13:14,480 He must be a just man 1277 01:13:14,480 --> 01:13:16,240 because I would have killed them in a second. 1278 01:13:16,240 --> 01:13:19,560 - He killed one last night, one he had already saved. 1279 01:13:20,840 --> 01:13:24,040 - He gives life, and he takes it away. 1280 01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:25,720 - Right before he came out of the desert, 1281 01:13:25,720 --> 01:13:28,080 I saw a shooting star in the daylight sky. 1282 01:13:28,080 --> 01:13:30,080 I think it was a sign from heaven. 1283 01:13:30,080 --> 01:13:32,200 - All our troubles are over. 1284 01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:33,680 - Heaven on Earth is here. 1285 01:13:35,120 --> 01:13:36,720 - Take cover, something's coming! 1286 01:13:36,720 --> 01:13:40,200 Prepare to fight! (earth rumbling) 1287 01:14:00,680 --> 01:14:05,680 (gate crashing) (suspenseful music) 1288 01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:16,080 - Humans, give up immediately. 1289 01:14:16,080 --> 01:14:18,200 Do not attempt resistance. 1290 01:14:18,200 --> 01:14:19,840 You are defeated. 1291 01:14:20,720 --> 01:14:22,840 - You like wood so much, eat this! 1292 01:14:22,840 --> 01:14:25,560 (bow snapping) 1293 01:14:25,560 --> 01:14:28,240 (bows snapping) 1294 01:14:37,320 --> 01:14:40,400 (machinery whirring) 1295 01:14:43,400 --> 01:14:45,200 (missiles whistling) 1296 01:14:45,200 --> 01:14:46,120 - Look out! 1297 01:14:47,720 --> 01:14:48,720 (guard screaming) 1298 01:14:48,720 --> 01:14:51,520 (house exploding) 1299 01:15:04,560 --> 01:15:07,320 (dramatic music) 1300 01:15:11,520 --> 01:15:14,280 (hive exploding) 1301 01:15:24,600 --> 01:15:27,280 (wood crashing) 1302 01:15:39,120 --> 01:15:41,680 (all coughing) 1303 01:15:43,600 --> 01:15:46,200 (somber music) 1304 01:16:09,160 --> 01:16:12,240 (machinery whirring) 1305 01:16:26,160 --> 01:16:29,960 - Never before have we encountered an armed revolt. 1306 01:16:32,600 --> 01:16:37,520 I will have to make very sure that this never occurs again. 1307 01:16:37,520 --> 01:16:40,800 Which of you incited this? 1308 01:16:40,800 --> 01:16:42,400 Who is your leader? 1309 01:16:45,560 --> 01:16:48,240 If I don't get an answer immediately, 1310 01:16:48,240 --> 01:16:50,480 I will be forced to kill all of you. 1311 01:16:50,480 --> 01:16:52,240 Kill all of you. 1312 01:16:52,240 --> 01:16:53,200 Now speak up. 1313 01:16:55,160 --> 01:16:56,800 I suspect that it is you. 1314 01:16:58,520 --> 01:17:00,320 - I'm the leader, thank you very much. 1315 01:17:00,320 --> 01:17:01,400 - [Alien] You. 1316 01:17:01,400 --> 01:17:03,320 - No, I'm the leader. (uplifting music) 1317 01:17:03,320 --> 01:17:05,040 - No, I'm the leader. 1318 01:17:05,040 --> 01:17:05,880 - No, it's me. 1319 01:17:05,880 --> 01:17:08,520 - Heck, no, I've always been the leader here. 1320 01:17:08,520 --> 01:17:09,720 - I'm the leader. 1321 01:17:09,720 --> 01:17:11,080 - No, it's me. - No, actually, 1322 01:17:11,080 --> 01:17:11,960 I'm the leader. 1323 01:17:11,960 --> 01:17:15,040 - No, I'm the leader. - No, I'm the leader. 1324 01:17:15,040 --> 01:17:18,760 - You humans have more integrity than I ever suspected. 1325 01:17:19,880 --> 01:17:22,440 I ought to kill all of you right now. 1326 01:17:22,440 --> 01:17:24,480 Kill you now. 1327 01:17:24,480 --> 01:17:26,560 But I will use my own best judgment. 1328 01:17:30,720 --> 01:17:35,720 I believe you and I sentence you to be executed immediately. 1329 01:17:36,120 --> 01:17:36,920 - No! 1330 01:17:36,920 --> 01:17:38,120 - No! 1331 01:17:38,120 --> 01:17:39,520 - No, no, no! 1332 01:17:39,520 --> 01:17:40,840 - [Alex] No! 1333 01:17:40,840 --> 01:17:41,760 - No! 1334 01:17:41,760 --> 01:17:44,600 (dramatic music) 1335 01:17:48,320 --> 01:17:50,080 - My judgment was correct. 1336 01:17:51,080 --> 01:17:52,720 You are their leader. 1337 01:17:52,720 --> 01:17:54,480 You are their leader. - Yes, I am. 1338 01:17:55,360 --> 01:17:56,640 But I won't be the last. 1339 01:17:57,720 --> 01:17:59,520 Humans will rise up against your tyranny 1340 01:17:59,520 --> 01:18:01,760 and kill every last one of you slimy bugs. 1341 01:18:01,760 --> 01:18:03,160 - I do not think so, human. 1342 01:18:05,040 --> 01:18:07,200 You are the troublemaker. 1343 01:18:07,200 --> 01:18:09,560 Humans are naturally a timid breed 1344 01:18:09,560 --> 01:18:11,360 and best suited to subservience. 1345 01:18:12,840 --> 01:18:14,520 You are an exception. 1346 01:18:16,720 --> 01:18:18,080 Kill him now. 1347 01:18:20,560 --> 01:18:22,520 (arrows whistling) 1348 01:18:22,520 --> 01:18:25,520 (suspenseful music) 1349 01:18:36,920 --> 01:18:38,960 - Ready, charge! 1350 01:18:38,960 --> 01:18:42,160 (all shouting) 1351 01:18:42,160 --> 01:18:43,880 (punches landing) 1352 01:18:43,880 --> 01:18:45,040 Ready, charge! 1353 01:18:56,080 --> 01:18:58,960 (arrows whistling) 1354 01:19:04,840 --> 01:19:07,600 (bomb exploding) 1355 01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:18,680 (blade slicing) 1356 01:19:19,840 --> 01:19:22,600 (dramatic music) 1357 01:19:33,160 --> 01:19:38,160 (Kelly screaming) (blade slicing) 1358 01:19:42,880 --> 01:19:45,880 (vehicle exploding) 1359 01:19:52,040 --> 01:19:57,040 (man shouting) (alien shrieking) 1360 01:19:58,560 --> 01:20:01,440 (body thudding) 1361 01:20:01,440 --> 01:20:04,200 (Ivan screaming) 1362 01:20:19,120 --> 01:20:21,760 (blade slicing) 1363 01:20:22,880 --> 01:20:25,520 (Ivan shouting) 1364 01:20:53,920 --> 01:20:56,560 (ominous music) 1365 01:21:20,600 --> 01:21:21,440 Doctor. 1366 01:21:22,880 --> 01:21:25,560 - You seem to have changed your mind since we last spoke. 1367 01:21:27,200 --> 01:21:29,600 - Yes, you changed it. 1368 01:21:31,520 --> 01:21:32,360 Thank you. 1369 01:21:33,320 --> 01:21:34,760 - Your timing was impeccable. 1370 01:21:36,040 --> 01:21:38,360 Now if you'll forgive me, I think I have to lie down. 1371 01:21:40,200 --> 01:21:42,400 Tell everyone to get some rest. 1372 01:21:42,400 --> 01:21:44,000 We go to a new sawmill tomorrow. 1373 01:21:45,600 --> 01:21:46,400 - Tomorrow? 1374 01:21:47,760 --> 01:21:48,800 That soon. 1375 01:21:48,800 --> 01:21:51,000 - Yes, that soon. (uplifting music) 1376 01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:53,600 The battle isn't over until we've won, 1377 01:21:53,600 --> 01:21:56,280 until every last alien is dead. 1378 01:21:56,280 --> 01:21:57,840 Get it? 1379 01:21:57,840 --> 01:21:59,440 - Got it. 1380 01:21:59,440 --> 01:22:00,280 - Good. 1381 01:22:06,680 --> 01:22:09,640 - The doctor told us that living in Freedom Valley 1382 01:22:09,640 --> 01:22:12,480 was hiding from reality, not facing it. 1383 01:22:13,480 --> 01:22:15,120 And he was right. 1384 01:22:15,120 --> 01:22:19,040 - He laid his hands on me, and I was cured. 1385 01:22:19,040 --> 01:22:21,880 - Yeah, he cut a bullet right out of my gut. 1386 01:22:21,880 --> 01:22:24,200 I wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for him. 1387 01:22:24,200 --> 01:22:27,120 And he told me if I was ever in a canoe, 1388 01:22:27,120 --> 01:22:30,080 I shouldn't tip it, and that's certainly good advice. 1389 01:22:31,480 --> 01:22:34,520 - When we first met, I already knew him. 1390 01:22:35,720 --> 01:22:39,080 - He got me to believe that life is worth living 1391 01:22:40,040 --> 01:22:41,920 and worth fighting for! 1392 01:22:41,920 --> 01:22:43,960 - Yeah! - God bless the doctor! 1393 01:22:43,960 --> 01:22:46,280 - [All] God bless the doctor! 1394 01:22:46,280 --> 01:22:48,440 God bless the doctor! 1395 01:22:48,440 --> 01:22:50,680 God bless the doctor! 1396 01:22:50,680 --> 01:22:52,560 God bless the doctor! 1397 01:22:52,560 --> 01:22:55,400 - [Narrator] The doctor had indeed led us to freedom. 1398 01:22:55,400 --> 01:22:59,040 And the next day, we moved on toward another sawmill. 1399 01:22:59,040 --> 01:23:00,640 And after another desperate battle, 1400 01:23:00,640 --> 01:23:05,560 we freed that sawmill too, and the next, and the next. 1401 01:23:05,560 --> 01:23:07,600 We went on to liberate all the sawmills 1402 01:23:07,600 --> 01:23:09,320 in the Pacific Northwest. 1403 01:23:09,320 --> 01:23:10,720 And now we're heading back south 1404 01:23:10,720 --> 01:23:12,720 to free the humans of California. 1405 01:23:12,720 --> 01:23:14,920 It looks like there's no stopping us. 1406 01:23:14,920 --> 01:23:17,640 Soon all the humans of Earth will be free 1407 01:23:17,640 --> 01:23:19,840 and we owe it to the doctor. 1408 01:23:19,840 --> 01:23:21,520 Our liberator. 1409 01:23:21,520 --> 01:23:23,360 Or as he has become known over the course 1410 01:23:23,360 --> 01:23:24,840 of many bloody battles, 1411 01:23:24,840 --> 01:23:28,360 waged and won with multitudes of aliens killed, 1412 01:23:28,360 --> 01:23:30,400 The Great Exterminator. 1413 01:23:30,400 --> 01:23:33,120 (sweeping music) 94253