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Honey, do you mind if I drive?

I'm alright.
I'm alright.

Honey, one more
drunk driving ticket

and you'll lose
your license.

Denise, you're
a regular guardian angel.

You get a whiff of that?

A 2-0, or I hang up
my spurs.

Arthur,
be reasonable, please.

Now, don't do this.

'Please, don't do this.'

LA 15, Mary 4.

Multiple 11-83
at Grant and Highland.

Roll 11-41, 11-85.

Back off, huh?

Yeah.

You alright?

Oh, my leg..

I think, it's busted.

Take it easy.
Paramedics are on their way.

Oh, do something!
Do something!

Take it easy.
You're gonna be fine, alright?

Just take it easy.

Yeah, okay.

Keep him calm,
will you?

- I-I..

I guess.

Oh. Thanks.
I needed that.

Arthur Holmes, right?

Small world, huh?

Small for some people.

I don't know what happened.

Must have been
the sirens and lights.

My wife's got
a perfect driving record.

You must have confused her.

Turn around and put
your hands on your head.

Hey, Baker,
I'm sorry to disappoint you!

Yeah, well, that
doesn't go for the both of us.

I'm arresting you for driving
under the influence.

I wasn't driving.

You have the right
to remain silent.

You have the right
to call your attorney.

Why won't you believe us?

My husband was...
had too much to drink.

That's why I was driving.

How did our wrong way dude
score yesterday?

He won the scholarship.

Yeah. Would you
believe point 28?

Oh, that's what
I call self-embalmed!

Oh, well, with his record,
the computer

ought to click him
right off the road!

Yeah, may be.

Holmes' wife is sticking
by her story

that she was at the wheel.

Oh.

This could be one
of those dead to rights fish

'that got away, Jon.'

Well put.

"Theodore Stern, Esquire,
counselor at law"?

Yeah, the one and only.

He's waiting to talk to you
right now, this very minute.

We got a court date tomorrow,
with a client of Stern's.

Yeah, Stan West leaving
the scene of reckless driving.

Nuh-uh, he wants to jawbone
about your report

on another guy,
the wrong way driver.

Hi, fellas.
How's it going?

Business as usual.

And a tough business
it is, too.

In my book, motor officers
are the elite.

Uh, you guys know that.

Listen, uh, Jon,
I was going over

this arrest and accident report
on Arthur Holmes

and I was wondering,
you wanna change anything?

Nope.

Hey, come on.

I can sense the frustration
you guys must feel

having to deal with these
crazies every day, but--

Yeah, well, there are
good days and bad days.

Honestly, Jon, you don't wanna
go to court on this one.

I think your frustration
has affected your judgment.

Arthur Holmes was driving.

Look, Art's had
a little bad luck lately.

Another drunk driving conviction
could mean his license.

Believe me, we know that.

Okay, okay,
loud and clear.

I guess, this is what
court is all about, huh?

As a matter of fact

we'll see you in court
tomorrow on the Stan West case.

Hey, Frank,
give me a break.

One day at a time!

You guys are awfully edgy today.

Innocent till proven
guilty, remember?

Oh, right,
and the guilty deserve

the best defense
possible, right?

You're very retentive.

Yes, and the innocent
don't deserve

you putting the chronic drunks
back on the road.

Yeah, well, I wish
I had time to debate

jurisprudence with you, Jon,
but I got 20 minutes

to make Santa Monica court

and I don't wanna have to break
any laws to do it.

Keep up the good work, guys.

They always smile when
they're gonna play hardball.

Hey, Marcy! Marcy!
Marcy! Woo!

- Hey, Marcy!

I need your trig homework!

She needs help
on her trig!

Her trig for your
French and chem notes?

Deal!

Good, good, good, good.

- Come on!
- Oh, come on.

It's coming.
It's coming.

Go faster.
Fast go fast.

I got it!

Woo! Alright!

Hey, get the..

Oh, uh...okay.

Here you go!

'Whoa! Hold on!'

Ah, ha ha! Woo!

Never an energy crisis
when you're a teenager.

Yeah, unless you have
a letter on your sweater.

May I see your
driver's license, please?

Sure.

I have a perfect record.

I mean, there's not even
one ticket on that license.

Congratulations.

That's pretty good
for two and a half weeks.

Look, I know what we were doing
was looking dangerous

but, I mean,
I'm an experienced driver.

I was in complete control.

Till I saw you.

- I believe you.

And that's what
makes it so dangerous.

There's not a new driver on the
road who doesn't think he's..

Excuse me.

She's living a charmed life.

It will never happen again.

Glad to hear it.

Is he always such a grouch?

You're lucky you caught him
on a good day.

Thanks for nothing.

People vs. O'Brien,
Romero, Clark, Sanchez

Hoff-Safian, King, Jamison,
Cole, Harper, Lawrence

will be held
in courtroom 204.

The aforementioned cases
will be heard here.

I don't get it.

Excuse me, we're supposed
to be here today

for the Stan West case.

Oh, yeah, the West case
was granted

a last-minute continuance,
attorney's request.

It will come up again next week.

Now, that is rich!

Officers!

Can I help you?

Uh, excuse us,
your honor.

Stan! Ted.

Hi, hope you weren't
inconvenienced

by that continuance,
I mean, on such short notice.

No. I'll tell you the truth,
I was a little curious.

Well, uh, let's just say
it provided a needed lesson

for some CHIP friends of mine,
yours too, I might add.

The pleasure's all mine.

Well, it was
an easy matter, you know

because of your clean record.

Now, listen, we go
on trial the 19th

so I want you to drive
like Mr. Clean till then, okay?

I'm as good a driver as anybody.

Hey, all I'm saying is,
another run-in

with the gens d'armes
isn't going to help your case.

That's all I'm saying.

I told you at the start.

I'm not taking
anything off anybody.

Yeah, yeah,
I remember, okay?

But just, as your attorney

I wanna give you
my best shot, okay?

Now that we're in the area,
let's stop by the hospital

so I can verify
the injuries for my reports.

Yeah, I need to check in for
a little observation myself.

Partner, this is gonna take
a while, so I'm gonna..

When you're through,
you know, I'll be..

'Okay?'

You want one?

Well, they're beautiful
but, uh

between me as parent
and no parents at all

I think, they're better off
just where they are.

So, what's happening?

Uh, Jon's here following up
on some injury reports

and I'm here to say hi and when
are we gonna get together?

I don't know.

With this new maternity ward
they're building

our facilities
are so disrupted

I honestly,
haven't had time to think.

How about this weekend?

Okay. Call me.

And you know what?

I'll bet you'd be
a good one.

All Getraer's note says is

"Deputy DA, JR, Dugan,
requests you to drop in."

I don't remember
crossing paths with Dugan.

Must be new in the office.
Just wants to get acquainted.

Yeah.

Hi! Janice Dugan.

Hi, Jon Baker.

Frank Poncherello.

Hi, I'm sorry everything
is such a mess in here

but my superior got
kicked upstairs and..

...now I've got to get
tuned in to all his cases.

And we think we have
an ocean of paperwork.

Oh, you guys
just make the first wave

and lucky me,
I've inherited seven cases

prosecuting clients
of Ted Stern.

Now, I know why you called us.

Arthur Holmes and Stan West?

Well, something is funny
with the Holmes case.

Stern is taking it
to trial in a hurry.

What does he know
that I don't know?

Have you seen the record?

If we ace him this time,
he gets to ride the bus, right.

That's right.

So, he and his wife
pulled a switch routine.

Now, did you actually
see the switch or surmise it?

Look, by the time we had
checked for injuries

Arthur Holmes' wife
was behind the wheel.

But, he was driving.

I observed him seconds,
before the crash.

Oh, brother.

Stern is going to
have fun with us.

Now, the question is.

Do we reduce
or...go for nothing?

I say we take
what we can get.

Wait a minute. Stern's trying to
put him back out on the streets.

There's no justice in that

and I'm not serving the public
unless I try to prevent it!

A trial will not be pleasant.

Who asked for pleasant?

Uh.

Why don't we talk
about Stan West, huh?

Reckless driving
and trying to leave the scene?

It's a first
violation, right?

I can hear Stern now,
clean record, frightened

fled the scene in panic.

Unless we give him some heat

we might as well
tell him it's okay.

Look, arrest report is better
than an accident report.

I hear you.

Uh, thanks a lot.

There's been an accident.

The construction crew
has broken a gas main.

There will be an evacuation van
at the east exit.

Crittenden Memorial.
No siren, but make it snappy.

Burbank is ready for you.

Just call us
the stork express.

Hey, buddy, come on!
Move it!

Come on!
You're blocking traffic!

Hey!

Next time, buddy!

Yeah, yeah,
same to you, fella!

Uh, get some help.
I'll see to the babies.

Anybody hurt?

No. Here, hold this one.

Yes, ma'am.

Oh, my gosh.

Uh..

15, Mary 5.

11-83, Eastbound Jefferson
at Normandy.

11-41! 11-42!
11-84! 11-85!

Now, now, now.

Where did they
come from?

This is an emergency transfer.

We had an...an accident
at the hospital.

Here you go, Bonnie.
Latch on to one.

They're so tiny!
Whose are they?

No one. These are
orphans and foundlings.

Can you get us
some transportation?

We need to get them
out of here.

Well, there's my cruiser

and Turner's right behind me.

Hey, listen, we're
only five minutes from Central.

Why don't you have
a hospital unit meet us there?

Good. I'll call in
and tell Getraer.

No, hold it!
Wait a minute!

Let's surprise him.

Excuse me!

Look, I've got
a budding soprano here.

I think my alto will take
your soprano any day!

Where can I put these?

Hey, how come she's got two
and I've only got one?

'Well, here.'

I'll go check
on our transportation.

Where can I put these?

Aren't they cute?

Hmm.

Sarge, a gas line broke
at the hospital.

Jon, this situation
is strange enough.

I don't think I wanna
hear an explanation.

Harlan, will you put
these things down?

- Right here.

No, no, no, no.

This is my favorite.

Easy.

Easy.

Well, hello there.
What's your name, huh?

Harlan, he can't talk.

He can try.

We had to get 'em
off the freeway, sarge.

Nice baby.

Come on, sarge,
you know more about babies

than the rest of us.

Well, uh, there's
no one foolproof way

to soothe a baby.

Now, take Jeb here.

'He's attempting
the swinging approach.'

'Now, Baricza, the more
traditional rocking method'

and, uh, Bonnie,
is having little success

'with the ever-popular
bouncy-bouncy technique motion'

and Jon's, uh, funny-face
method will work sometimes

'and Ponch's TLC.'

But, when all else,
uh, fails..

Huh?

Uh, yeah.

I try a little
swaying motion.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.
There we go.

You see, skate and sway,
skate and sway, skate and sway.

Oh, okay.
Oh, yeah. Oh, oh.

Yeah, I invented that trick.

Skate and sway,
skate and sway.

It's working!

Skate and sway.
It's Getraer method.

Okay.

'Mm-hmm.'

Okay.
Fine, thanks.

Transportation will be here
in about ten minutes.

Oh, great.

Listen, we'd like to talk to you

a little bit about,
about the accident.

Oh, okay.

I think the car
that hit us was cut off.

The guy that caused it all got
away, and he was a real maniac.

What kind of car?

A T-bird, shiny,
sort of silvery color.

Did you get
a license number?

It was one of those
personalized plates.

It started with B-A..

Oh, it had two A's,
but not together.

B-A something A.

Like B

Yes, something like that.

- Could have been.

Yeah. Silver color fits.

Oh, it's him, man.
You know it's him.

Reckless and leaving the scene.

Stan West.

Did the silver car
hit your van

or was it some other car?

Oh, I don't know.
It all happened so fast.

Okay, all we need is a dent

or a smudge
of transferred paint.

'
- Highway patrol.

Mr. West,
I'm Officer Poncherello.

Yes. I remember you.

Is anything wrong?

There was a bad accident

at Pershing and Grant,
a little while ago.

Oh! Was anybody hurt?

We have witnesses that state
they saw your car there

'and leave the scene.'

Well, I just came in
from Glendale.

I'm sure there's nothing
wrong with my car!

Uh, it's clean.

Noncontact hit-and-run

with serious injury
is a felony.

Look, whatever it was,
my car was not involved!

But I'll be glad
to cooperate in any way.

Well, that's reassuring,
Mr. West.

Thank you.

What's that
supposed to mean?

Come in.

- Hi, Jon.
- Hi.

Well, I asked to
have you call me.

Oh, yeah,
I was passing by

and I noticed the light on
in your window, so, uh..

- Um..

I wish you hadn't gone
pressing Stan West

on that random accident.

'Ted Stern was in here
threatening a complaint.'

Hey, now, wait a minute.

We had a partial description

that pointed directly at West.

We called on him.
We did not press.

Can you prove
that West caused it?

No, not yet.

Then lay off him, Jon!

Leaning on him at this point,
for whatever reason

is only going to help
Stern's posture in court..

...on a case
that we already have.

Fine.

Jon!

Hey, look, Janice,
nothing personal.

But, I'm just out there
doing my job.

And I don't feel like
apologizing for that.

Jon.

Do you wanna go out
tonight or don't you?

Yes.

Alright.

May be we need
a new department policy.

I mean, if I make
an enforcement stop

perhaps I should say to the man

"May I please have
the name of your attorney

"so I can ask for your
driver's license?"

A bottle of
Rubesco Riserva, please.

Look, I'm sorry, I called it
a random accident

but even if
Stan West is guilty

it's still a separate issue.

Oh, yeah,
separate for you, maybe

and separate in the courts,
but for us, no.

That's just fine,
thank you.

But to us, it's the same guy

doing it over and over again

and you people keep putting him
out on the streets.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wait. Don't take it out on me.

I'm on your side.

Oh, no, I'm talking
about Ted Stern.

Thank you.

Look, Jon,
there's a fine line

between prosecution
and persecution.

'We all stand on that line'

you, me, Ted Stern,
the judges, the jury.

If I give Ted Stern
the advantage of a technicality

he's gonna take it.

That's his job.

To defend to the best
of his ability

whether or not
I do my job well.

Artichoke salad,
eggplant parmesan

and toasted ravioli, please.

Innocent until proven guilty.

Our system may have its faults

but, it is the best one going.

Well, listen, I agree with you

as long as it remains
a system of laws

but when Ted Stern
and technicalities take over

I mean, that's the day
I turn in my uniform.

This is really good.

You know, I am
so naive about wines.

How did you learn to order?

Well, it's no big secret.

Every expert has their system.

Mine is, when I want
an Italian wine

I go to an Italian restaurant.

That's great.

- Here's to you.
- Cheers.

What's the deal with
this guy Stan West?

We arrested him,
what, last month?

And we're gonna go
to court on it soon.

No, no, I mean,
what happened yesterday?

Oh, we, uh, followed the lead
that took us to him

but, uh, might have hurt
the cases pending, right?

Yeah, something
like that.

The guy's wound too tight.

He does a Jekyll and Hyde act

when he gets
behind the wheel.

Dr. Poncherello's theory?

Well, it fits.

It's some kind of
a compensation

getting even
with the world.

Did you say this guy
drives a T

See?
She thinks I'm right!

I didn't say that.

Yeah, silver color '78

personalized plates
uh, "Balance," accountant.

Yeah, who thinks
he's Mario Andretti.

I think I stopped
that dude.

'Thin build, thick glasses?'

Yeah, but his name
wasn't West.

Wait a minute.
Who was telling me...Turner!

Turner was telling me
a guy he stopped up

in the 7-B
that was like that.

- Williams!

- Hi, sarge.

Uh, that's interesting.

The rest of it
fits like a glove.

I could look it up,
but I'm pretty sure

my stop's name is Williams.

That's funny. DMV said
Stan West had a clean record.

Yeah, real funny.

Why don't
one of you call Sacramento

and ask them to chew
on Mr. West's identity?

- Wouldn't be the first time.

'After I arrested Mr. Holmes'

'I read him his rights,
and then he was transported'

'to the Van Nuys station
for a Breathalyzer test.'

And the results?

Well, he was tested twice
as required by law

point 2-7, point 2-8.

Now, for the record,
is that high?

Point 1-0 is drunk,
legally drunk.

No further questions.

Officer Baker, would you say

it's harder to make
an identification

of someone
in a moving vehicle

or a vehicle
that's standing still?

Harder in a moving vehicle.

Right. And harder still
when you yourself are moving?

Depends on the circumstances.

Yet you maintain
that Arthur Holmes

was driving
the vehicle in question.

I do.

Would you tell us again
who you saw behind the wheel

'when the car
was standing still?'

Denise Holmes.

How do you explain that?

While my partner and
I were checking for injuries

they switched places.

Oh, they switched places.

You saw them switching places?

I know what I saw
before we began the pursuit.

I hope, you know,
what you didn't see as well.

'Did you see them
switching places?'

No.

No further questions,
your honor.

Defense calls
Denise Holmes.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean
to hurt anybody.

Now, Denise, I know
this is very hard for you.

One more time,
could you tell the court

who was behind the wheel?

I was.

'It was me driving.'

My husband had had
too much to drink, and..

It was me.
It was my fault.

Now, if the court pleases

in light
of the overwhelming testimony

I think we can conclude
that Officer Baker

made a serious mistake,
and I ask for dismissal

of the charges
against Arthur Holmes.

Counselor?

Your honor, the state
is willing to drop

charges of driving
under the influence

if the defendant will plead
guilty to public intoxication.

Mr. Stern?

Your honor,
client so pleads.

Arthur Holmes, please rise.

Court finds you
guilty of public intoxication.

Fine $62.50.

Well, another case

that didn't make it
through the fan blades.

Come on,
let's get out of here.

Uh, Frank, Jon,
it seems DMV is finding

your Stan West
a slippery individual.

- Oh, more like radioactive.

CII, has a hunch
he has a very creative way

of settling his traffic cites.

His license was clean.
I made the call myself.

Stan West is an alias,
the latest of..

Well, the total count's
not in yet.

I wonder if Ted Stern knows

he'll be defending
a master criminal.

Well, if he doesn't,
I know a good time to tell him.

Go get him.

Jon! Hi, Ponch.

Glad I caught you.

I guess I, uh,
just wanted to say..

...sorry we lost
Arthur Holmes.

I try my best,
but, um..

I guess Ted Stern
bent that fine line

you were talking
about, right?

Could be his client
was innocent.

Hey, look,
I'm always ready

to admit I'm wrong,
when I'm wrong.

Well, then where
are you coming from?

Oh, where am I coming from?

The pavement, the freeways

the madhouse out there

trying to save some lives.

But half the time
when we go to court

somebody says
that we're incompetent

or that we're
untruthful or both

and this time
the court believed 'em.

Jon,
it isn't personal.

In court, no.
It's all bloodless, abstract.

That's why you don't know
where I'm coming from.

Wow.

I love you.

Uh, now, can we talk
about the Stan West case?

Oh, can't we
have a truce?

We may have
a surprise for you.

Really?

Let's have it.

It wouldn't be a surprise

'if we told you, would it?'

Oh, come on.

Oh, you guys,
come on!

Officer Baker, could you
please tell the court

the findings of the DMV
investigation of Stan West?

Stan West exists
only on paper.

'Only on paper?'

Stan West
is one of 22 aliases

the defendant uses
in order to avoid prosecution

on at least as many
code violations.

Uh, not in evidence!

Offered in evidence,
your honor.

Stan West,
Stanley Wesley

Wesley Jones,
Carl Williams.

We get the picture.

Also offered are depositions

from a CII graphical analyst

and fingerprint experts

showing that all 22
temporary license applications

were filled out
by the same person.

That man.

The state moves for
an order to hold, um..

Eugene Stanley Eagleton,
to the best of our knowledge.

So ordered.

The witness may step down now.

That's it!
There he goes!

There he goes!
Touchdown! What did I say?

What did I tell you?
What did I tell you?

When defense caves in,
the best breaks in the world

don't mean diddly.

I knew it.

What do you say?
Time to go?

Oh, yeah,
right.

Hey, everybody,
we have to go.

Ah! Ooh.

- Ah.
- Whoa.

Art, let me get you
a cup of coffee. Just a minute.

No, thanks.
Keeps me awake.

Oh, it's okay.
I'm gonna drive.

Sure, honey.
Ain't she a doll?

Terrific girl.

Thanks a lot.
Bye-bye.

What did you embarrass me
like that for in there?

Do we have to go through this
over and over again?

Take it or leave it.
Get in or walk.

Okay.

But tomorrow we're
gonna go get some help.

V-I-C-T-O-R-Y!

Victory, victory,
that's our cry!

Rah, rah, rah!

Victory, victory,
rah, rah, rah!

Hurray!
V-I-C-T-O-R-Y!

Victory, victory,
that's our cry! Woo!

Oh, no.

We're almost home, too.

Art, please!

This never happens to me
when I'm alone, Denise.

Can't we just stop
and face it?

You'd be proud of me then,
would you, huh?

Hold back.
He's gonna do something crazy.

Woo! V-I-C-T-O-R-Y!

Victory, victory,
that's our cry! Woo!

Victory, victory,
that's our cry!

15, Mary 3. 11-83
at Lincoln and Bayview.

Roll 11-41.

'Mary 3, 10-97'

'11-83 Lincoln and Bayview.'

'Rolling 11-41.'

'Wait.'

Huh?

- It's no good, man.

Leave me alone.

Hey.

Baby, can you hear me?

'Baby, baby.'

'Can you hear me?'

Denise, can you hear me?

Baby, baby.

Baby.

Mission accomplished.

They'll be so glad
to get to their new home.

Now, they'll fuss and cry
for a while, but..

Yeah.
There we go, baby.

Skate and sway,
skate and sway.

It's the Getraer method.

There we go.

Yeah.