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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:09,640 We haven't got any more room. Gotta get one more thing. 2 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:11,720 Rob, he doesn't need that. 3 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:15,560 Hey, at least you're in halls. 4 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:18,760 No damp patches, mice in the toaster. 5 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:22,040 Landlord with a baseball bat. Until next term. 6 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:26,440 Ignore him. He never even went to university. 7 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:30,000 I've had Mancunian squalor. 8 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:31,840 But without the sense of entitlement. 9 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:35,720 Bye, mum. 10 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:40,560 -I love you. -I love you too. 11 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:45,880 Hey, we're living the dream. 12 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:48,400 Footloose and child free. 13 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:53,280 Ready to rock 'n' roll? 14 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:12,360 I love you. I miss you already! 15 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:22,160 Freedom! 16 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:56,600 Love? Jo? 17 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:00,760 Jo? 18 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:04,240 You can't just keep... 19 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:08,160 You were the one who wanted him to go to uni. 20 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:14,320 I've got a viewing. 21 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:18,800 I'll call you later, okay? 22 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,520 He's not died, he'll be home at Christmas. 23 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:36,600 It might not float your yacht from the outside, Jack, 24 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:38,160 but once you see the inside. 25 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:40,960 -I love the house, Rob. -Really? 26 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:44,560 Great. I had a feeling that this might be the one. 27 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:48,280 Mate? 28 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:50,000 There's a school down the road. 29 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:54,600 Is that gonna be a problem? 30 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:58,840 I'm on the sex offenders register. 31 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:08,800 I'm kidding. Just fucking hate kids. 32 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:13,440 We all do. 33 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:18,920 Back to the drawing board. 34 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:28,840 You're all right Rob, I don't mind a bit of porn at lunchtime. 35 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:31,120 I'm actually pretty busy. 36 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:33,840 Ask your Finance Director how busy you are. 37 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:43,480 -What are you eating? -Pastie. I like to live on the edge. 38 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,320 Of what? Diabetes? 39 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,960 Did you take Jack Watson to view another property? 40 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:54,560 He's got three million in his back pocket, he's Jesus, Mary and Joseph. 41 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:57,160 Where do you think he got that three million? 42 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:01,200 -You shouldn't touch his money. -I'll dip it in Dettol. 43 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:02,680 I'm being serious. 44 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:06,400 You look a bit fucked Rob. 45 00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:08,800 I don't mean good fucked. 46 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:14,280 You did hire me, which suggests you want to save your business. 47 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:15,800 I'm actually pretty busy. 48 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:19,160 Just make sure you look at those quarterly projections I sent you. 49 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:20,720 -Mhm. -Okay. 50 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:22,880 Or I will have your bollocks for earrings. 51 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:58,000 Well, Jo. You're burning up. 52 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:01,520 I'm hot and itchy. 53 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:03,840 I can scratch your itch. 54 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:11,360 How about you go feed the dog? 55 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:16,160 -Okay. Is that a euphemism? -No. 56 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:44,120 Ben. My office, now. 57 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:47,840 Actually, it doesn't matter. 58 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:57,200 Actually, you call a vendor a muppet in front of a client again 59 00:07:57,280 --> 00:07:58,640 and I'll turn you into one. 60 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:10,440 -Hello Fred, you all right? -Rob, hi. I can't get into my car. 61 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:15,840 -You sold your car three months ago. -Yes, I did... 62 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:17,400 -Stupid me. -Tell you what. 63 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:19,880 I was gonna head on. Let me drive you. 64 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:22,440 -Okay. -Go this way. 65 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:34,720 Here, have some tea. 66 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:38,880 Oh, sorry. 67 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:42,800 I don't know where my head is today. 68 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:45,600 Have you been forgetting other things? 69 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:47,000 Well... 70 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:51,800 Not that I remember. Excuse me. 71 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:06,240 Oh fuck! 72 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:12,400 Are you okay? 73 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:17,960 All these damn doors, they look the same. 74 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:23,200 -It's okay pal. It's all right. -No. 75 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:25,240 No, it's not. 76 00:09:27,680 --> 00:09:28,680 I don't know. 77 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:31,080 Whoa, it doesn't matter. Does it? 78 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,760 Fred, come on, it's okay. 79 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:38,840 Hey. 80 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:47,000 It's only gonna get worse, and he'll become a danger to himself. 81 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:50,320 I know. All right? 82 00:09:51,560 --> 00:09:52,560 I know. 83 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:59,280 -He could just move in with us. -I didn't say that, did I? 84 00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:02,840 It wouldn't be like when mum was dying. 85 00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:05,440 -It wouldn't be as hard. -I don't want that. 86 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:07,520 -Why not? -I just don't. 87 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:11,640 Can't we be here, on our own, and be happy? 88 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:15,720 You don't know what it's like. 89 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:20,400 I can't focus on my work, I miss the kids... 90 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:24,240 I'm just rattling around this house all day by myself. 91 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:27,040 You don't have the monopoly on loneliness, all right? 92 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:03,840 Who's Gloria, and why did you steal her cup? 93 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:07,080 It's my coffee shop name. 94 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:11,280 I always wanted to be called Gloria when I was a kid, so. 95 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:14,280 Don't know if it's for me or Gloria. 96 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:16,160 Has Gloria got a missive crush on me? 97 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:19,080 Yeah. She thinks you're a good frontman. 98 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:24,520 -Not such a good businessman. -I've always hated Gloria. 99 00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:30,960 Why have you got four branches, Rob? 100 00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:36,240 We're gonna have to close two. And streamline the other two. Okay? 101 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:39,360 You're gonna have to get your head around it. 102 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:42,760 Have you thought of a new investor? 103 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:47,400 -I've considered my options. -Well... 104 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:50,480 Well, we can either call in the receivers or... 105 00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:53,840 you can ask your wife for the money. 106 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:55,480 Give us time to restructure. 107 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:59,480 -How did you know about her money? -Everybody does. 108 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:04,640 Just ask her. 109 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:07,360 Swallow your pride, kid. 110 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:20,840 -Hi. -Hiya. 111 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:22,320 That's good. 112 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:25,800 Thomas, this is my parents, Jo and Rob. 113 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:29,240 Pleased to meet you. That's a lovely dress you're almost wearing. 114 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:32,320 Yeah, roll your tongue in. Dad. 115 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:36,680 -Robert. -No glasses? 116 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:38,440 -Contacts. -Ah, cool. 117 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:41,120 So, walk this way. 118 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:45,840 Whoa, did Santa relocate? 119 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:55,440 So... How did you two meet? 120 00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:01,120 I was going for a bit of a dark period. 121 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:04,080 Black dog pissing against my leg. 122 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:08,040 And I ended up talking more to Sash than my girlfriend at the time 123 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:10,720 and here we all are. 124 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:15,920 It's all we need sometimes, isn't it? Just a really good listener. 125 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:17,320 Yes. 126 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:27,000 Must be antisocial hours, bar work? 127 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:29,880 I live in the flat upstairs so I trip out of bed 128 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:31,920 and into work still doing my flies up. 129 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,760 It's a beautiful home you have here. 130 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:40,640 Thank you. 131 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:43,640 We have so much these days, it's almost immoral, isn't it? 132 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:46,800 Have you heard from baby bro, mum? 133 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:52,200 No. I was hoping he'd text but... 134 00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:55,640 Maybe he's enjoying his space. 135 00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:05,240 I hear you've been going through a dark period of your own, Jo. 136 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:18,080 Yeah. Something like that. 137 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:25,360 Why don't you volunteer at the refugee centre, mum? 138 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:29,800 -You could use your languages... -No. 139 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:33,720 -Mum speaks like 20 of them. -Five, none of them perfect. 140 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:35,560 Wow. 141 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:37,280 All I can say is 142 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:40,720 "You stand on my penis, it's longer than average" in Portuguese. 143 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:52,320 Ta. 144 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:05,760 -You all right with the food? -Fine. 145 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:10,600 She only spent all afternoon in the kitchen preparing it. 146 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,040 It's just... 147 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:18,600 I had a really bad experience with an aubergine, once. 148 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:21,560 But I had some therapy for it 149 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:24,560 and I don't think we can change our beliefs about anything... 150 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:27,240 even aubergine. 151 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:31,880 -Bravo. -Thank you very much. 152 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:35,880 -Are you for real? -Excuse me? 153 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:37,520 Rob? 154 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:40,000 He's flirting with you. 155 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:53,240 -Dear lord, Jo. -Yeah. Welcome to my neurosis. 156 00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:58,920 -Sorry about Rob. -Probably the wine talking. 157 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,800 No. 158 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:03,240 It's good wine. 159 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:09,240 Ah, what have we got here? 160 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:13,280 Wonder what this drawer says about you. 161 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:15,480 It says I love order. 162 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:19,000 Or... you really hate disorder. 163 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:21,800 What are you doing... No, stop! 164 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:26,400 -No, he's definitely not flirting. -Fuck off! 165 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:29,680 -You could do so much better. -Right. Okay, we're leaving. 166 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:33,160 -Clearly outstayed our welcome. -What? No, Sash! 167 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:36,720 Dad's been a fucking arsehole. Come on. 168 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:43,640 It was a lovely meal, Jo. Hopefully see you soon. 169 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:47,880 Happy hour, five till seven. Come, be happy, for two hours. 170 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:52,640 Cheers, Rob. Lovely to meet you both. 171 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:53,720 Rob? 172 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:57,120 Rob? 173 00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:03,440 Oh god. Sash? Guys, don't leave, please. 174 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:06,520 Just please. Come back in. 175 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:10,640 No. I'm so sorry. 176 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:28,560 -I'm not keen on this place either. -We can keep looking. 177 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:32,120 And the other thing? 178 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:36,760 Listen, Rob. 179 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:41,560 I'm not gonna invest in someone who can't sell me a fucking house. 180 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:27,960 No seriously, a 75-year-old, women only commune. 181 00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:34,320 You can do whatever the fuck you like whenever the fuck you like. 182 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,600 Come on, Bobbin. 183 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:46,480 Come on, you lazy... 184 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:50,920 Bobbin? 185 00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:20,280 Jo... 186 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:26,360 Jo! 187 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:42,920 This is all very mysterious. 188 00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:48,280 I thought if you could see what was on our books or stock, 189 00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:50,440 I thought it might be useful. 190 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,440 Did you? 191 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:14,240 Either I'm about to get fired... or fucked. 192 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:14,960 Come on, tiger. Even me out. 193 00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:16,800 -I don't smoke. -You do. 194 00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:26,520 Hello mate. 195 00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:32,280 -How are you feeling? -Okay. 196 00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:36,400 It's just a long time since I did that with anybody else. 197 00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:39,400 Sorry if it was a bit quick. 198 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:46,840 Don't worry about it. Just a bit of fun. 199 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:49,880 It won't happen again, boss. 200 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:27,480 -Yours okay? Sure? -Yeah. 201 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:29,800 My steak's a wee bit chewy. 202 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:32,360 -How's yours, Bob? -It's fine. 203 00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:38,760 You know her? 204 00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:41,600 Yeah, it's Anna, our newish Finance Director. 205 00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:43,360 Oh. 206 00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:46,880 -Oh, wow. -Hello. Fancy seeing you here. 207 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:48,840 Hey. 208 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:53,760 This is my wife, Jo, this is Anna, this is Cathy and this is Jim. 209 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:58,400 -So how's finance? -It's great, thank you. 210 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:01,920 -What are you up to? -A date. 211 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:02,880 Oh. 212 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:04,960 It'll probably be a disaster. 213 00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:07,720 They never look like they do in the pictures, do they? 214 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:08,760 What do they say, 215 00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:11,600 you have to play the odds to find Mr Right, am I right? 216 00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:17,240 -We're celebrating their anniversary. -How lovely. 217 00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:19,640 -How many years? -We've been together forever. 218 00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:22,000 15, since we tied the noose. 219 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,320 -The date's here. -You did well. 220 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:29,120 -You did well. -He's fit. 221 00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:31,360 Yeah, I did very well. 222 00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:34,880 Congratulations. Jo, lovely to meet you. Bye. 223 00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:38,400 Anyway, the husband who was having the party announced, 224 00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:42,320 sometimes we get asked how we've stayed together such a long time. 225 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:44,600 He said something I'll never forget. 226 00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:48,080 Go on, Jim. We're all ears. 227 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:49,560 He said the secret is 228 00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:52,440 never fall out of love at the same time. 229 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:55,520 Very good. Excuse me. 230 00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:59,080 -What? -It's true. 231 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,000 -You don't get it? -No. 232 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:04,480 Listen, one of you is always gotta be in love. 233 00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:06,720 Isn't that kind of fucking depressing, Jim? 234 00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:16,680 -Are you gonna sleep with him? -She's stunning, your wife. 235 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:21,800 I don't want you to sleep with him. 236 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:39,200 Twenty minutes late, and they said "No, we can't serve you." 237 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:46,240 The whole thing was absolutely... ridiculous. 238 00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:54,680 They are my trophies. 239 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:06,280 I think we're gonna need the old... 240 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:10,760 -No, we'll be good. -Good. 241 00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:17,320 We are gonna need it. 242 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,880 -Do you want me to do it? -No, not really. 243 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:29,160 Let me try. 244 00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:35,160 Can you just... back off one fucking second? 245 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:41,320 I'll do it. Don't look at me. 246 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:12,000 What's she like, Jo? 247 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,000 -You don't want to know about that. -I do. 248 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:20,680 Well, you met her. 249 00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:24,480 -She's funny, beautiful, smart. -Yeah. 250 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:27,080 You're definitely punching above your weight there. 251 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:36,680 -And? -And nothing. 252 00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,920 I don't know, maybe it's her age. 253 00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:57,240 We lost a child. 254 00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:02,360 Oh my god. Sorry. 255 00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:06,600 It was about 15 years ago. He was... 256 00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:11,440 dead before he came out. 257 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:12,840 I don't know. 258 00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:18,240 I just resent... being made to feel in the way. 259 00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:22,480 Like... my feelings don't count. 260 00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:30,320 I know it was devastating for her, but I lost a son too. 261 00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:33,920 I felt it too. 262 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,520 I'm sorry. 263 00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:04,560 Oh, god. 264 00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:14,080 -Last in, first out. -Yeah. 265 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,320 I'm really sorry, Ben. 266 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,200 Anna started after me. 267 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:35,160 I'll give you a decent reference and you'll get a month's basic. 268 00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:59,960 ...we just lose interest in the same old 269 00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:03,480 okayish sex we've been having for years. 270 00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:05,960 Yeah, sex that doesn't blow our minds. 271 00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:07,520 Hello, ladies. 272 00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:09,480 Hi. 273 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:13,320 The first rule of book club, don't talk about the book? 274 00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:18,000 We're forced to come to terms with 275 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:21,080 what we're really like on the inside, what's left. 276 00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:24,280 I'm just so angry, all the time! 277 00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:27,360 -Hope you're listening to this, Rob. -I'm living it! 278 00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:40,520 -New painting? -Yes. 279 00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:43,200 It's our imaginary commune which we'll form 280 00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:45,560 once we've killed all our husbands. 281 00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:50,880 And I'm working late tonight, at the refugee centre. 282 00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:52,960 Again? 283 00:30:56,840 --> 00:31:00,720 Listen... I need to ask you for a loan. 284 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:07,880 It's this fucking downturn, I... We've got a plan. 285 00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:11,320 Close two branches, streamline the rest. 286 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:14,720 And go back to what we're best at; boutique. 287 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:18,440 It can work, but I just need... 288 00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:23,840 I thought business was good? 289 00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:27,360 How much do you need? 290 00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:32,360 We'll go through the figures with you later. 291 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:35,160 Okay. 292 00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:40,360 Okay to going through the figures or to the loan? 293 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:43,880 Okay to the loan. 294 00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,400 Who are you and what have you done with my wife? 295 00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:42,680 I thought I'd try to have a little more fun, because... 296 00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:46,800 -What do you think? -I think... 297 00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:50,560 I like it, it's a bit of a surprise, but... 298 00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:52,800 It looks good, it looks great! 299 00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:57,600 So this is where you hang out? 300 00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:02,160 -It's a bit... -Don't belittle it. 301 00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:04,320 Why would I do that? 302 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:10,960 The Lighthouse has had a cancellation this weekend 303 00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:12,440 and I was gonna take my wife 304 00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:14,520 but I wondered if you'd like to come instead. 305 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:17,320 I know you've always wanted to go there. 306 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:24,280 Hi. You must be Rob. 307 00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:26,120 -Rob. -Nick. 308 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:27,640 -Hello mate. -Hey. 309 00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:29,520 -Pleased to meet you. -Pleasure, hi. 310 00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:34,160 Rob Harding. From Harding's Estates. 311 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,880 I see your for sale boards everywhere. 312 00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:43,160 Jo actually suggested that we might do some kind of tie-in, 313 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:47,000 I don't know what, maybe a function of some sort. 314 00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:52,080 We were talking about having a fund raiser, and it could 315 00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:55,160 raise your profile, and bring in a bunch of cash for the centre. 316 00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:59,680 Okay, that could work. That's great! 317 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:02,480 Brilliant. 318 00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:19,680 Hello? Hi, Nick. 319 00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:37,120 Darling, I'm so sorry, we must cancel that weekend to the Lighthouse, 320 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:38,760 it's just too much to organise. 321 00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,720 We'll do it another time, okay? 322 00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:41,800 Sorry. 323 00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:56,240 What? How? 324 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,520 You haven't half got some swimmers there, kid. 325 00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:05,160 The thing is... 326 00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:08,440 I've lost a couple of babies, 327 00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:11,200 nothing like you and Jo. 328 00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:13,720 Ten weeks, eight weeks. 329 00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:17,600 I want to keep it, Rob. 330 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,320 I would like it if you would... 331 00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:31,040 if we could... 332 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,120 but not reluctantly, I don't want that. 333 00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:42,600 Also... 334 00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:47,800 I might have fallen in love with you. 335 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:51,280 So there's that. 336 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,520 I'm sorry it's so messy. 337 00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:32,600 I don't do social media. I don't like term "followed", it's creepy. 338 00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:36,200 I just don't wanna expose myself to the world. 339 00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:42,440 She's really come out the other end, hasn't she Rob. 340 00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:45,760 -She's done great. -Excuse me, I've just gotta... 341 00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:52,120 -All right Bob? -All right Cathy. 342 00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:54,640 Jo looks like she's in her element. 343 00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:03,880 So... Are you shagging your Finance Director? 344 00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:05,400 Ha! No. 345 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:09,080 -All right, dad? -In a minute. 346 00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:10,200 Dad, seriously! 347 00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:12,320 Finn, we will talk, just I'm really... 348 00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:16,280 What are you two ladies talking about? 349 00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:20,560 I was asking her about the hot date the last time we met. 350 00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:22,640 A bit more lukewarm if I'm being honest. 351 00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:24,040 It wasn't so great. 352 00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:27,440 I'm starving, Sorry, it was lovely to see you, you look beautiful. 353 00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:29,120 You too. Bye. 354 00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:31,960 I have to go talk to more people with deep pockets, okay? 355 00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:43,360 For fuck's sake! Can you look where you're going? Shit! 356 00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:45,800 Fuck you. 357 00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:11,320 Ben. It's a turn up for the books when you're a friendly face. 358 00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:19,280 -Whoa! -Why don't you shut the fucking door? 359 00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:20,440 No offence Rob, 360 00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:23,360 but some of us need help to get through nights like this. 361 00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:37,560 Rob. I think you've forgotten that that woman 362 00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:39,960 isn't who you'll wake up with tomorrow morning. 363 00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:42,760 You're married to Jo, who won't get out of bed, 364 00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:44,600 who's mean to you, who won't fuck you. 365 00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:47,680 That's not exactly true. She will get out of bed. 366 00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:51,120 I'm fucking pregnant, Rob. 367 00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:52,640 Or did you forget? 368 00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:54,520 Yeah, it just went right out my head. 369 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:04,080 -Oh, nervous Nick. -Just a bit. 370 00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:06,480 You've just gotta go for it, mate. 371 00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:13,880 Do not be afraid For I have redeemed you 372 00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:19,320 I have called your name You are mine 373 00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:23,040 Please, welcome to the stage, 374 00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:27,320 Rob Harding, founder of Harding's Real Estates. 375 00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:49,800 Hello. Good evening. 376 00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:58,480 A big round of applause 377 00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:01,960 for the people who run this brilliant centre. 378 00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:11,240 And Jo Harding, my wife. 379 00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,360 And also... 380 00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:26,880 And also the people who use this centre, 381 00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:31,080 people who've actually got problems in their lives 382 00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:34,240 who we seem to have forgotten to invite. 383 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:40,200 Actually, I tell a lie, we've got one... 384 00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:42,400 Look at the state of him. 385 00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:46,680 Dr Farid... Kassa, 386 00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:51,920 who's gonna be talking later about fleeing Aleppo. 387 00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:05,800 So thank you all for coming, and... 388 00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:12,120 it's Nick next, so can you be nice, because he's been nervous. 389 00:41:13,720 --> 00:41:14,720 Thank you. 390 00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:20,120 Knock them dead. 391 00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:27,240 Good evening. 392 00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:31,640 For those of you who've come all the way down from London, 393 00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:36,040 that strange smell that's been bothering you, that's... oxygen. 394 00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:42,120 -Great speech mate. Not a dry eye. -Fuck off, arsehole. 395 00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:50,840 Wait, I forgot my bag, I'll be right back. 396 00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:12,600 Got it. 397 00:42:30,240 --> 00:42:31,560 You're amazing, Jo. 398 00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:35,400 Jo. 399 00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:40,640 You're like a rare flower. 400 00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:17,720 -It's not that complicated! -It is for me. 401 00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:20,280 Fuck... 402 00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:32,040 I vowed I'd never be the kind of woman who'd say this, but... 403 00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:36,640 you're gonna have to choose. 404 00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:41,480 You're gonna have to choose, Rob. 405 00:43:45,240 --> 00:43:47,920 Just give me a couple of days to get my head straight. 406 00:43:58,480 --> 00:43:59,480 Rob! 407 00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:14,680 You're happier with me. 408 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,040 I'll see you later. 409 00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:32,200 Okay. 410 00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:04,520 Hello Jo, it's me, I just wanted to ring to say that I love you, 411 00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:08,520 and I'm gonna cook something this evening. 412 00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:10,000 something special. 413 00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:11,600 As a well done for last night, 414 00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:14,160 I'll pick up something up on the way home, and... 415 00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:16,120 did I say that I love you? 416 00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:19,040 All right, see you in a bit. Bye. 417 00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:53,440 I know you're home! You shit fuck! 418 00:45:57,400 --> 00:46:00,680 -Are you okay? -Tickety-fucking-boo! 419 00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:04,240 -Oh you... -Are you drunk? 420 00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:05,240 Oh yeah. 421 00:46:06,240 --> 00:46:08,040 And I wonder why that is. 422 00:46:11,240 --> 00:46:12,240 I know. 423 00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:16,000 It's because of this. 424 00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:21,480 No... this! 425 00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:28,000 And this. 426 00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:32,440 Are you gonna say something? 427 00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:38,800 -It's not what you think. -Seriously? 428 00:46:40,240 --> 00:46:41,800 It's not what I think. 429 00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:46,760 You're such a fucking disappointment. 430 00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:50,240 Have you any idea what it's been like living with you 431 00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:53,240 for the last year, it's been a fucking nightmare! 432 00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:55,240 Get out of my house! 433 00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:59,040 Get out of my fucking house! 434 00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:08,560 Subtitles: Annika Bidner www.plint.com 31777

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