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Ah, the office party.
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Raw broccoli and sheet cake.
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I like when the universe
gives me easy choices.
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Thank you for coming.
If you haven't already,
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please don't forget
to Venmo four dollars to James
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for the broccoli and sheet cake.
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And I want to thank Paula
from HR for saving us
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a little money
by squeeze-farting
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the last three bottles of ranch
dressing onto a paper plate.
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Now, to the man of the hour:
Moses Beauford.
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Moses has been
our night watchman
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for the last 40 years.
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Paula, I think we're good.
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Today, he is retiring.
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So, please meet and say goodbye
to Moses Beauford.
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Now, I've looked through
all y'all desks.
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Where's Dave Lapoff?
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My man.
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Of course,
with Moses' departure,
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we'll need to begin our search
for a new night watchman.
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And what does the job entail?
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- Sitting.
- And?
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Watching.
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Interesting, but I don't know.
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Hey, what was in Dave's
desk anyway?
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I'll do it.
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You enjoying your walk there,
Brian?
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Good boy, good boy.
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What? I'm walking you,
you're not walking me.
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I'm not the one wearing
a leash, my friend.
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Lot of information on the base
of the pole today.
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That rottweiler up the street
has a UTI.
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Oh, Luna's pregnant!
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Oh, good for her,
I know she's been trying.
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Brian, this pole is AT&T,
not AT&Pee.
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"This pole is AT&T, not AT&Pee.
Potential tweet."
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Hey, check it out:
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a flyer for a missing dog
with a thousand dollar reward.
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All right, so?
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Well, it's just... this dog
kind of looks like me.
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Boy, imagine you paint
a couple spots on my face,
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return me to the owner and
walk off with a thousand bucks.
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Wait. That might actually work.
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Oh, because then you're
just going to live
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with the missing dog's owner
for the rest of your life?
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Come on, use your head, Brian.
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I wouldn't live with the missing
dog's owner, Stewie.
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I'd sneak out while
they're asleep and come home.
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Then we could split
the money 50-50.
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You know, you may be on to
something here, Brian.
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Damn right I am.
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Ooh, some poor bastard's
got a drinking problem.
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That's your pee.
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Some cool guy
knows how to party.
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Hey, thanks for showing me
around, Moses.
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No problem, Peter.
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First thing's first:
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being a night watchman
is about integrity,
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dedication and muttering things
you wish you'd said
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to your wife during a fight
earlier that day.
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Who buys a quart of mint chip
ice cream? You buy a pint.
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Mutter, Peter. We mutter.
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Sorry, this is all so new.
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Hey, what's that?
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Oh, every night watchman
has a six-inch portable TV
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broadcasting
a middle-of-the-night,
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sparsely attended
Oakland A's game.
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Welcome back to A's baseball:
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"The biggest 'who cares'
of professional sports."
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Bottom of the fourth now, Tim.
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Which Oakland A is batting next?
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I've said it before and I'll
say it again, Greg...
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who cares.
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Oh, a couple more things, Peter.
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And these are very important.
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First, these are the giant vats
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that hold all of
the brewery's beer.
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You must protect them
at all costs.
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Whoa.
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Yep, I spent many nights
fantasizing about throwing
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the world's biggest
keg party in here.
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So, Peter, you ready to
become a night watchman?
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Does Dave Lapoff
like giant Latina butts?
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You know he do!
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So I said, Denise,
it's your wedding,
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if you want to have it outdoors,
have it outdoors.
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Did I miss the memo where
the mother of the groom
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is now in charge of the wedding?
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Okay, now just sit tight
for a minute,
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I got to go check on Doris.
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That Doris is a riot.
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81, she still gets her hair
permed every month.
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Do you know she walks here?
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And she plays golf twice a week
with her sister, who's 90.
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Sharp as a tack, still drives.
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Stewie, are we almost done here?
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I just needed a quick touch-up
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so I can look
like that missing dog.
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We are completely done.
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Brian, say hello to $1,000.
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Wow, Stewie, this is
actually pretty good.
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At cosmetology school,
I was the only one
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who came back after lunch.
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We spell "school" with a "U"
for legal reasons.
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And a big hello to all
our night watchman viewers
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on the East Coast.
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Time for you guys to unwrap
that six-hour sandwich
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and listen to me
call foul balls.
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Fouled off. Oh and one.
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Bad guys.
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This is it, Peter.
Remember your training.
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Ah! Take whatever you want!
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Good evening, my good sir.
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We are an all-principal
drinking group
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called "Principals with Vices."
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"Vice Principals"?
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Ah, so you got it!
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Leonard said no one
would get it.
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You hear that, Leonard?
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Yeah, I heard it.
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Leonard's the principal
of an elementary school,
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which in our world
makes him my "beyotch."
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Anyway, like most principals,
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we stole the driver's ed car
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and have been cruising around
town asking women
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if we can have
their attention, please.
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They have not given it.
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No, they have not,
other Leonard.
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Two-thirds of all principals
are named Leonard.
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So now it's 2:00 a.m.,
the bars are closed,
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and we are all still
quite divorced.
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Can you provide us
with more alcohol?
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Uh, I don't know,
let me check the rules.
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Oh.
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Aw.
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I don't know why they
wrote the card that way.
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Are you sure you
can't let us in?
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I'll show you a picture
of a naked student.
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That's my son!
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Oh, well, I have others.
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No, that's him again.
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Nope, well, that's also him.
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Okay, these are all Chris.
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How about instead we give you
$20 per beer?
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Whoa, hang on.
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Are you saying
you'll give me cash
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just to let you come in here
and drink after hours?
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You betcha.
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Holy crap, I'm gonna be rich.
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Come on in!
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That was the night a secret
after-hours bar
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opened up in the back
of the brewery.
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I'm Chris Griffin.
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Naked photos were taken
of me without my consent,
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and my dad doesn't care.
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Place is packed, Peter.
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Word's really gotten around
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about your after-hours
beer operation.
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Thanks, Quagmire.
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It's only the second night,
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and I'm already raking it in.
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Peter, what if you get caught?
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Impossible. I know where all
the security cameras are,
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and we got a massive supply
of beer.
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The only problem is running
this place all by myself.
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You know, we could
probably help out.
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Really? That'll be great.
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- I could even cut you in
on the action.
- I'm down.
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Look, I'm a cop and this
is technically illegal,
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but I suppose I could
turn a blind eye
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if I were to be put in charge
of the music.
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Done. What kind of music
you thinking?
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Songs that
yell the name of places.
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You want to see
a guy lose his mind?
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Put on Huey Lewis'
"Heart of Rock And Roll."
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That little baby wastes no time.
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It's like,
"Oh, let's just hit play
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on this fun little song."
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"New York! New York!"
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It's sick.
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"Free Fallin'" is a good one.
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That song names a lot of places.
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Oh, sure. If your definition
of "a lot" is three.
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Reseda, Ventura Boulevard,
Mulholland Drive.
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Yeah, not exactly moving
this guy's needle.
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Isn't there four in that song?
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"America" is in the second line.
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Doesn't count. Too general.
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But the chorus in "Kokomo"
where The Beach Boys
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list all the islands
near Kokomo?
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The one where they mention
the singular Bahama?
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You know, not all the Bahamas,
just the one Bahama?
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Oh, baby. Huge needle mover.
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Wow, who knew running a
speakeasy would be so lucrative?
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Yeah, but you guys, now that
we're secretly raking in
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all this cash,
let's promise each other
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we're not gonna blow it
on mistresses and drug habits.
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Agreed.
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Hey, so quick update...
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Okay, the glory hole kissing
booth is up and running.
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I think that thing's gonna be
a big money-maker!
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Everything in this place
is a big money-maker.
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I know, it's all
going perfectly.
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Well, except Keith
from accounting
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keeps talking about
the guitar in his office,
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hoping somebody'll ask him to...
Uhp, he went and got it.
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Yeah, I kind of mess around
a little bit...
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You know, it's not even
so much his singing,
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it's that every song
has a tedious backstory.
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I'll be honest,
this next one I wrote
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during a pretty dark period
in my life
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when I was out in the desert,
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staring up at that
star-filled sky.
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This one's called
"Big Blue Marble."
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See, the thing about
the desert is...
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Ugh, God, go home and be
with your newborn, Keith.
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All right, Brian, now remember:
I'm the one who found you,
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and I'm taking you
back to your family.
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Why are you dressed like that?
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People aren't just
going to give a baby
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a thousand dollars, Brian.
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So, I've created a character.
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I'm a construction worker
from "around the way"
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named Bobby Beccorino.
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Yeah, what's up, chief?
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Bobby Beccorino
from around the way.
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How's it hangin'? Me? Probably
stuck to my frickin' thigh
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right now 'cause I sweat
so much during construction,
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know what I'm sayin'?
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I'm sorry. Who are you?
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Oh, I'm a whole plate
of pancakes, pal.
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Name's Bobby Beccorino.
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You know, from around the way?
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Oh, my God! Rover!
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Yeah, he was wanderin'
around the site
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where I do all
my construction stuff.
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Maybe you've seen it,
it's around the way.
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I haven't heard of
a construction site nearby.
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Oh, yeah. It's there.
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Just hop in your car,
drive around the road,
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and when you get to the way?
Go around it.
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Okay, well, thanks for...
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Yeah, ol' Bobby Beccorino
was layin' drywall
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with the boys when
he spotted this idiot
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takin' a big dump
near my bandsaw.
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Okay, sorry, but...
don't you hang drywall?
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Listen up, you little cranberry.
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Bobby Beccorino's
been layin' drywall
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since you were in Pampers!
250
00:10:35,543 --> 00:10:38,511
Okay! I'm sorry!
Here's your money.
251
00:10:45,036 --> 00:10:46,478
Nice place you got here...
252
00:10:46,629 --> 00:10:48,388
Whoa.
253
00:10:48,540 --> 00:10:49,814
What the hell?
254
00:10:49,966 --> 00:10:51,316
So, Rover Four,
255
00:10:51,393 --> 00:10:54,486
you thought you could escape
from Chase's TikTok house?
256
00:10:54,713 --> 00:10:56,729
Rover Four? TikTok house?
257
00:10:56,882 --> 00:10:59,306
This weekend I'll use you
for my most dangerous
258
00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:01,401
and humiliating viral stunt yet.
259
00:11:01,569 --> 00:11:04,721
And your fate will be that
of Rovers One through Three.
260
00:11:04,890 --> 00:11:06,550
Then, it'll be time
to find Rover Five.
261
00:11:06,574 --> 00:11:08,908
Enjoy your last couple
of days alive.
262
00:11:09,060 --> 00:11:10,727
Last couple days alive?
263
00:11:10,745 --> 00:11:12,562
Wait, no, no. This is a mix-up.
264
00:11:12,655 --> 00:11:13,821
Oh, God.
265
00:11:13,915 --> 00:11:15,231
Coming here was a mistake.
266
00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:17,158
Like buying that German plunger.
267
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:20,436
Ah, das gut! Yah! Yah! Yah!
268
00:11:20,438 --> 00:11:23,515
I am vurthless!
I am vurthless rubber boy!
269
00:11:23,666 --> 00:11:25,666
Punish me now!
270
00:11:30,339 --> 00:11:33,340
We got a problem!
We're out of beer!
271
00:11:33,418 --> 00:11:34,842
Crap. What are we gonna do?
272
00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:38,104
Why don't you just use the money
you made to buy more beer?
273
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,699
Hey, so quick update
about the money...
274
00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:48,522
Well, that's the last of 'em.
275
00:11:48,616 --> 00:11:51,559
I can't believe I used up
all the beer, you guys.
276
00:11:51,619 --> 00:11:52,877
I am in so much trouble.
277
00:11:53,104 --> 00:11:55,939
Well, well, well...
278
00:11:55,957 --> 00:11:57,106
Surprised to see me?
279
00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:58,441
We can't actually see you.
280
00:11:58,534 --> 00:12:00,012
Yeah, you're still
in the shadows.
281
00:12:00,036 --> 00:12:01,945
Damn it. Hold on.
282
00:12:01,963 --> 00:12:04,614
Well, well, well.
283
00:12:04,707 --> 00:12:06,632
Yeah, still not seeing you, bud.
284
00:12:06,727 --> 00:12:07,967
Maybe walk forward more?
285
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,954
I did that, man.
H-How about now?
286
00:12:11,122 --> 00:12:12,956
Yeah, I think I can see you now.
287
00:12:13,049 --> 00:12:15,049
- Are your shoes black?
- Brown.
288
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,568
Okay, yeah, I can't see you.
289
00:12:16,795 --> 00:12:19,295
Oh, for the love
of Luther Vandross!
290
00:12:19,314 --> 00:12:22,298
Peter, the truth is, every
night watchman steals beer.
291
00:12:22,317 --> 00:12:24,467
The key is only stealing
a single bottle a week
292
00:12:24,486 --> 00:12:25,802
over 30 years.
293
00:12:25,820 --> 00:12:28,187
Course, I'm man enough
to admit I ran out of beer
294
00:12:28,339 --> 00:12:30,156
from a party once
when I first started.
295
00:12:30,308 --> 00:12:33,734
My plan was to replace it
by robbing a beer truck.
296
00:12:33,828 --> 00:12:36,087
But I could never find
the right team to pull it off.
297
00:12:36,239 --> 00:12:38,923
You also didn't have Smash
Mouth's "Walkin' on the Sun."
298
00:12:39,075 --> 00:12:40,425
I'm sorry. Smash what now?
299
00:12:40,576 --> 00:12:43,169
Every successful heist
after 1998
300
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,597
began with Smash Mouth's
"Walkin' on the Sun."
301
00:12:45,824 --> 00:12:49,917
Yours didn't have it.
Hence, unsuccessful heist.
302
00:12:50,011 --> 00:12:51,603
Well, that makes no sense.
303
00:12:55,333 --> 00:12:56,735
- I'm in.
- I'm in.
- I'm in.
304
00:12:56,759 --> 00:12:57,776
I'm in.
305
00:12:57,944 --> 00:13:00,169
Well, all right.
Maybe this crew could pull off
306
00:13:00,188 --> 00:13:02,113
the beer truck heist
I never could.
307
00:13:02,265 --> 00:13:05,133
Let's do it. Joe's got access
to a police helicopter.
308
00:13:05,209 --> 00:13:07,786
- And I know how to fly.
- I'll bring the snacks!
309
00:13:08,013 --> 00:13:09,770
That's the guy we never got.
310
00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:11,456
We never got the snack guy.
311
00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:16,777
Chris, have you seen Brian?
312
00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:18,797
"How are you today, Chris?"
313
00:13:18,948 --> 00:13:21,691
is a nice way to begin
a conversation.
314
00:13:21,784 --> 00:13:23,968
I'm sorry. It's just
that he and I had this plan
315
00:13:24,195 --> 00:13:25,786
to make him look
like a missing dog
316
00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:26,879
and collect reward money.
317
00:13:27,032 --> 00:13:28,117
But I can't find him anywhere
318
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,957
and his cell phone
is going to voice mail.
319
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:31,621
Chris, you've got
to help me find Brian.
320
00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:35,555
Hang on, let me get out
my rude little boy translator.
321
00:13:35,723 --> 00:13:39,208
Oh, you said, "Will you please
help me find Brian?"
322
00:13:39,227 --> 00:13:41,820
Why, yes, that sounds
lovely, Stewie.
323
00:13:41,929 --> 00:13:45,548
Okay, Chris. Your agent
said you wanted more scenes.
324
00:13:45,567 --> 00:13:46,716
These are the scenes.
325
00:13:54,191 --> 00:13:56,817
Mint Milano? Mint Milano?
326
00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:59,320
I can't eat those without milk.
327
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,322
The mother-lovin' Snack Guy.
328
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,249
This is it, fellas.
Everyone ready?
329
00:14:03,401 --> 00:14:04,491
Wait...
330
00:14:04,736 --> 00:14:07,737
Now we're ready.
331
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:27,940
What do I do now?
332
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,534
We call the Weekapaug Brewery
333
00:14:29,685 --> 00:14:32,387
and redirect the truck
to our brewery.
334
00:14:32,447 --> 00:14:35,615
Then why the hell did I have to
be on the roof of the... Ah!
335
00:14:38,694 --> 00:14:39,694
Ah!
336
00:14:42,698 --> 00:14:44,048
Ah...!
337
00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:49,278
Way to go, Peter.
338
00:14:49,447 --> 00:14:53,282
This whole thing was a big
waste of time thanks to you.
339
00:14:53,301 --> 00:14:55,542
Hey, did anyone unstrap Joe?
340
00:15:00,141 --> 00:15:02,141
No. We did not.
341
00:15:06,131 --> 00:15:08,573
Wait, this is where you
dropped Brian off?
342
00:15:08,724 --> 00:15:11,150
- This is a TikTok house.
- How do you know that?
343
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:14,287
Every room in the house
is glowing from ring lights.
344
00:15:18,660 --> 00:15:19,660
Can I help you?
345
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,235
We're looking for our dog.
346
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,495
Dog?
347
00:15:22,738 --> 00:15:25,498
I think Chase brought a dog
to Dangerous Stunt Beach
348
00:15:25,650 --> 00:15:26,816
to do a dangerous stunt.
349
00:15:26,834 --> 00:15:28,834
Oh, no. We got to help him.
350
00:15:28,987 --> 00:15:30,077
Did you hear that, Stewie?
351
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,913
Already on your phone?
352
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,265
The world's up here, Stewie.
353
00:15:34,492 --> 00:15:38,177
Your mind's a prison,
and only you hold the key.
354
00:15:42,016 --> 00:15:45,168
All right, Chris. We don't
have much time to find Brian.
355
00:15:45,170 --> 00:15:47,779
- Maybe we split...
- Oh, my God. Stewie, look!
356
00:15:52,101 --> 00:15:54,527
Don't worry, Brian!
We're here to save you!
357
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,287
Stewie! Chris! Help!
358
00:15:56,439 --> 00:15:58,342
The guy's right over there
with the remote!
359
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,018
We got you, buddy!
360
00:16:02,111 --> 00:16:03,497
All right, Chris.
Here's the plan:
361
00:16:03,521 --> 00:16:05,349
When I give you the signal,
grab the remote,
362
00:16:05,373 --> 00:16:06,631
take control of the drone,
363
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,375
and I'll be here to safely
guide Brian ashore. Got it?
364
00:16:09,527 --> 00:16:11,302
Got it. Wait. What's the signal?
365
00:16:11,379 --> 00:16:12,528
What?
366
00:16:12,621 --> 00:16:14,455
The signal. You said
you'd give me a signal.
367
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,531
What is it?
368
00:16:15,624 --> 00:16:16,457
You'll know the signal
when you see it.
369
00:16:16,551 --> 00:16:17,867
Now go!
370
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:20,720
Yeah, look. I hate to be
getting into the weeds here,
371
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:22,463
but I'm just saying
if I was aware
372
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:23,797
of the signal going in,
I might...
373
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:25,057
Chris! I don't understand
374
00:16:25,134 --> 00:16:27,054
why you're making this
into such an issue.
375
00:16:27,136 --> 00:16:28,216
I mean, it's-it's a signal!
376
00:16:28,304 --> 00:16:30,730
It-It'll be
an unmistakable signal.
377
00:16:30,882 --> 00:16:34,826
Okay, see, even you classifying
the signal as "unmistakable"
378
00:16:34,977 --> 00:16:37,720
presumes there to be various
categories of signals,
379
00:16:37,739 --> 00:16:40,072
of which I am not
at all aware, mind you...
380
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,741
Hey! Shut up and get me down!
381
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:43,126
Just go.
382
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,912
Everybody, look! Up in the sky!
383
00:16:47,065 --> 00:16:49,048
It's a bird!
It's a plane! It's...
384
00:16:50,159 --> 00:16:52,251
"The Lubed-Up Butt Mutt."
385
00:16:57,258 --> 00:17:00,243
Butt Mutt! Butt Mutt! Butt Mutt!
386
00:17:00,336 --> 00:17:03,187
Oh, my God.
I'm sponsored content.
387
00:17:03,414 --> 00:17:05,672
Stewie! Give Chris the signal!
388
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,086
What's wrong with you people?
389
00:17:10,104 --> 00:17:12,864
I am a hardworking,
accomplished author!
390
00:17:12,940 --> 00:17:14,181
Brian...
391
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,808
I am an accomplished author!
392
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:16,995
Brian...
393
00:17:17,019 --> 00:17:19,111
- I am an author!
- Brian...
394
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:22,040
I mostly use my computer
for Bella Thorne's OnlyFans.
395
00:17:22,267 --> 00:17:23,949
There you go. Proud of you, man.
396
00:17:24,102 --> 00:17:25,102
Hey, Chris!
397
00:17:26,362 --> 00:17:27,528
A thumbs-up?
398
00:17:27,622 --> 00:17:30,273
That's the signal
you couldn't tell me about?
399
00:17:30,366 --> 00:17:32,441
This is bush league, man.
400
00:17:33,461 --> 00:17:34,719
Ah!
401
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,800
Ah!
402
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,062
Ah! Ah!
403
00:17:49,794 --> 00:17:51,885
Ah!
404
00:17:51,979 --> 00:17:53,112
What the deuce?
405
00:18:14,243 --> 00:18:15,484
We're gonna crash!
406
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,599
What the hell is this stuff?
407
00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:23,843
X-Y "Fire and Ice" Jelly.
408
00:18:23,995 --> 00:18:25,252
Ooh, 'cause it feels
really goo...
409
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:26,604
Oh! Too hot! Too hot!
410
00:18:26,831 --> 00:18:27,899
Ooh, it feels really goo...
411
00:18:27,923 --> 00:18:29,440
Oh! Too hot! Too hot!
412
00:18:34,430 --> 00:18:37,189
That's Preston. He's waiting
for me in my office.
413
00:18:37,342 --> 00:18:39,222
Time to fess up and admit
I'm the reason
414
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:40,952
the brewery's out of beer.
415
00:18:41,103 --> 00:18:42,194
Well, it's been fun.
416
00:18:42,347 --> 00:18:44,864
Peter, this is all our faults.
417
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,958
Let us come with you
and share the blame.
418
00:18:47,185 --> 00:18:49,293
No, Cleveland.
For once in my life,
419
00:18:49,445 --> 00:18:51,045
I got to be a man
about something
420
00:18:51,189 --> 00:18:54,132
and take full
and total responsibility.
421
00:18:56,361 --> 00:18:58,136
Preston!
There's a Black guy outside
422
00:18:58,212 --> 00:18:59,528
and he stole all the beer.
423
00:18:59,697 --> 00:19:01,121
What are you talking
about, Griffin?
424
00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:03,790
The brewery has plenty of beer.
425
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:04,791
How'd it go?
426
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,869
Well, well, well...
427
00:19:06,888 --> 00:19:07,888
Moses?
428
00:19:07,963 --> 00:19:08,980
Surprised to see me?
429
00:19:09,207 --> 00:19:10,964
Yeah, again, we cannot see you.
430
00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:14,152
You're really bad at this whole
"emerging from darkness" thing.
431
00:19:14,303 --> 00:19:16,212
Oh, sweet Patti LaBelle.
432
00:19:16,230 --> 00:19:19,565
Peter, the brewery has beer
again because I put it there.
433
00:19:19,642 --> 00:19:22,385
Wait! Are you one of those
magical Black guys
434
00:19:22,478 --> 00:19:23,977
who helps white people
with their problems
435
00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,145
and then disappears?
436
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:27,390
The kind Hollywood
had no problem making
437
00:19:27,408 --> 00:19:30,484
many movies about until
a shockingly recent time?
438
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:33,579
No, Peter. I just used every
bottle of beer I stole
439
00:19:33,731 --> 00:19:36,007
over the last 30 years
to refill the vats.
440
00:19:36,234 --> 00:19:37,082
You did?
441
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:38,901
I always thought
my retirement dream
442
00:19:38,994 --> 00:19:40,403
would be to move to Oakland.
443
00:19:40,421 --> 00:19:43,589
But man, there's a buttload
of homeless people there.
444
00:19:43,741 --> 00:19:46,184
But what do you expect given
the laissez-faire politics
445
00:19:46,335 --> 00:19:48,686
of a California Democrat
like Gavin Newsom?
446
00:19:48,837 --> 00:19:50,079
Hey, hey, buddy? Buddy?
447
00:19:50,172 --> 00:19:51,931
I only talk about
one politician,
448
00:19:52,007 --> 00:19:53,708
and that's Mayor McCheese.
449
00:19:53,710 --> 00:19:54,934
Oh, I'm sorry.
450
00:19:55,086 --> 00:19:56,861
So, I returned,
refilled the beer,
451
00:19:57,012 --> 00:19:58,938
and I'm taking my old job back.
452
00:19:59,090 --> 00:20:02,182
Wow. 30 years' worth
of beer in one night?
453
00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:03,684
That must have taken a while.
454
00:20:05,187 --> 00:20:06,429
You know, that works out
455
00:20:06,447 --> 00:20:10,099
to over 1,500 bottles
of beer on the wall.
456
00:20:10,117 --> 00:20:12,284
Which reminds me of a song.
457
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:13,378
A-one, a-two...
458
00:20:13,529 --> 00:20:15,169
Damn it, Keith.
Go home to your wife.
459
00:20:15,306 --> 00:20:17,106
She's totally overwhelmed.
Go on!
460
00:20:22,630 --> 00:20:25,114
Well,
we learned a lot this week.
461
00:20:25,132 --> 00:20:27,207
But unfortunately,
we all then died
462
00:20:27,334 --> 00:20:28,801
of carbon monoxide poisoning.
463
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:31,345
Probably because I took the
batteries out of the detector
464
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:34,640
and put them in an old
Star Tours visor that lights up.
465
00:20:34,792 --> 00:20:36,234
Was it worth it? I don't know.
466
00:20:36,385 --> 00:20:37,718
It wasn't so great indoors,
467
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:40,220
but it was pretty cool
to wear outside at night.
468
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,722
Lot of head nods.
469
00:20:41,816 --> 00:20:44,800
No conversations, but people
are wicked timid after COVID.
470
00:20:44,969 --> 00:20:46,244
Joe's the one who found us.
471
00:20:46,395 --> 00:20:49,413
I think he grabbed some stuff
before he called it in.
472
00:20:50,566 --> 00:20:52,750
I'm gonna miss you, pal.
473
00:20:53,811 --> 00:20:56,312
- Nice. Star Tours?
- Yeah.
474
00:20:56,330 --> 00:20:57,458
- When did you...
- Hey, I'd love to chat,
475
00:20:57,482 --> 00:21:00,091
but I'm a little timid
after COVID.
476
00:21:00,115 --> 00:21:02,115
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