All language subtitles for CHiPs S02E14 Repo Man 1080p Amazon WEB-DL DD+2.0 x264-TrollHD_track3_[eng]

Sindy, no, wait.

Listen, ignore that.
Grossie may be watching.

You know, they printed
the article he wrote.

It's a pretty good article.
Have you read it, Ponch?

Yeah, but don't tell Grossman.
We're all pretending we haven't.

You know, just
putting him on.

Listen, I got to go.

I'm gonna go check on my
water bed, see if it came in.

I'll meet you on the freeway,
alright?

Alright. Ciao.

Hey.

Hey, you hit
the driver.

Now what?
Oh, these kids.

'All the way back here.'

- Help!
- Help!

'Help us.'

Hey, driver.
Turn the ignition off.

I can't reach it.
I can't stop.

Okay.
Just hold it steady.

- Take it easy now.
- It's okay, I..

LA 15, 7 Mary 3
pacing a runaway bus

eastbound Homer
from Gibson.

Kid, get it over
on the white line.

'Right on the white line'

'and just hold it there,
alright?'

Okay. Just hold it steady now.
Hold it steady, alright?

Okay.

Just hang
in there, partner.

'Help us.'

Okay, Mike. You want to
give me a hand here?

One more time, alright?
Grab his legs.

I'm a doctor.
Can I help?

Hey, Ponch, got
a heart-attack victim. 11-42.

LA 15, 7 Mary 4. 10-97.
The runaway bus. Code 4.

Roll paramedics
and an ambulance.

'10-4, 7 Mary 4.'

You Okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Just, uh, broke my wristband,
that's all.

Okay.

Okay, get back.
Come on now.

That's about it.
Michael's in charge here.

'Look, uh, we're taking
care of your driver'

and, uh, I want you all
to sit quiet until

we get another one to get you
where you're going, okay?

- Say okay.
- Okay.

Hey, Michael, you're a man
before your time, you know that?

- I prayed to God a lot.
- Attaboy.

Excuse me, officer.

Who's the one
who jumped on the bus?

Uh, I did, but, uh,
your story's in there.

This kid Michael,
he did the steering.

That's your story, huh.

You broke the wristband.

Yeah. Would you
put on a new one?

Uh, how about this one
right here?

Three dollars labor.
Come back tomorrow.

Tomorrow? Why can't
you do it now?

Oh, a rush job
under pressure?

Five dollars labor.

Tomorrow's fine.

I'm telling you now,
I ain't got all day.

Move the car. Because I got
the letter right here.

'You know what you can do
with that letter?'

You should have thought of that
before you--

Never mind about that.

I'm not moving
my station wagon one inch.

Excuse me. Excuse me.
Who owns this station wagon?

I do.

I'm Doyle Ware.
I'm a licensed collector.

'Just get him to move the car,
and I'll be on my way.'

What's the story
here, ma'am?

This is our home.

There was a mix-up
with the pension checks

and we fell behind
in our payments.

But we explained it all
to the bank.

Alright. You just
take it easy, okay?

You got a court order,
Mr. Ware?

You read this.
That's my authorization to act

in the interests
of the legal owner.

'Oh, you need a court order'

to legally repossess
a trailer, Mr. Ware.

And these people gotta get
a court order

and pay fees
and charges to get it back

even if you
take it illegally.

Now, do you think
that's fair?

What are you,
some higher power

of judgment or something?

Mr. Ware, you can't take
that trailer off

of private property.

Unhitch it.

- Move your car, please.
- Sure.

Step back there,
please, ma'am.

Okay, amigo.

'Be a hero with the old folks,
but you're in big trouble.'

'Cause this is the way
I make my living.

And this is the way
we make ours.

Now, I want your names,
both of you.

And you better be clean

or it's gonna be
tough maracas.

Amigo, I don't
like the way

you're swinging
that wrench around.

Wait a minute, Ponch.

Our name's are Baker
and Poncherello, uh, Mr. Ware.

Yes.
And I'm Poncherello.

Uh..

Thanks a lot
for your help.

Oh, we handled
a traffic problem.

Look, uh, can you move that
trailer back where it belongs?

Sure.
Our neighbors will help us.

I'm sure we can straighten
the whole thing out

with the bank.

- Thank you.
- Okay.

But you oughta know
your legal rights

in a case like this.

Contact the department
of consumer affairs.

'They have any
information you want'

and they're listed
in any phone book.

We'll try to
remember that.

Thank you again.

You drive carefully.

Oh, you'll hear
from me, believe me.

Believe me.

I believe him.

- Great technique, Jon.

Yeah, they say the driver's
gonna be alright.

Hey, fantastic.
Really fantastic.

Sorry you missed
the TV news.

They shot some great film
from the helicopter.

Yeah, jumping onto that bus.
Man, that was just great.

Maybe some national publication
will pick this up.

Why don't you tell me
about it, you know?

Jon Baker's story.
I'll write it.

You're a writer, Grossie?

Novelist.
But I do lighter things.

Ah, no, thanks.
I subscribe.

Oh, I get courtesy copies

whenever they publish
my material.

Uh, hey, guys, I gotta go.
See you tomorrow, huh?

Hey, check the late news.
You'll see yourself.

- Excuse me.
- Later.

If I ever see you perform
another flashy circus stunt

like that again,
I'll put you down for a month.

I did what I had
to do, sarge.

Now, um..

...I'd like you to do some
personal appearances for us.

Are you kidding?

Look, people have been calling
ever since the TV news.

It's an opportunity to enhance
the image of the patrol.

It's a duty assignment.

Now, there's a pioneers' day
parade coming up in Calabasas.

How's your horse?
I want you to ride.

Well, I don't have
any parade equipment

but I mean,
maybe I can get some.

Good.
Get on it.

You mean, you're
not really sore?

Yeah, I'm sore.
You're darn right I'm sore.

On the other hand, uh..

...when you're hot,
you're hot.

'Grossman.'

Are you finished
with that magazine?

- Yeah, sure, Harlan. Here.
- Thanks.

Hey, you guys seen the new issue
of "The Highway Patrolman"?

Here.
Come on, Dave.

Attaboy, Dave.
Attaboy. Come on.

'Come on, boy.'

Right on the paper.
Right on the paper.

Good boy. Good boy.
Right on the paper.

'Right on the paper.
Good boy.'

Hey, Jon?

How would you like to do me
a great big favor tonight?

Two of my cousins are in town,
Jackie and Babe

'and they saw you on television,
and they'd love to meet you.'

'They're really great kids.'

Look, I'd like to, Sindy,
but I gotta feed

and exercise
my horse, alright?

But, look, I got tickets
to the forum.

I'll even pop
for dinner, okay?

That bad, huh?

You know yourself that
blind dates never work out.

Oh, I see what you're thinking,
but I wouldn't do that to you.

What we're really
talking about--

What wouldn't you
do to him?

Are you being mean
to our hero?

Well, it's kind of
a date, but not--

Yeah, well, it's one date

that your hero is not
gonna be part of.

- I'll see you later.
- Hey, wait a minute, Jon.

Sindy's our buddy,
and she needs help, right?

Wait a minute, guys.

You too big to help
a buddy these days?

Okay. You want me
to pick you up?

No.
They have a car.

What I'm trying to tell you is
Jackie and Babe are not--

Hey, if they're
cousins of yours

they're beautiful girls.

Bear, they are not--

Oh, who cares?

Jon'll show them
a real good time, right, Jon?

I'll, uh, meet you
at the Pizza Paradise.

It's close to the forum.
About 7 p.m.?

Okay, but I didn't
say that--

And you don't have to.
A deal's a deal.

I'll see you at 7:00.

- Ha. Okay.
- Excuse me.

Hi, Jon.

These are my cousins,
Jackie and Babe Cago.

- Officer Baker.

Officer Baker.

Oh, you..

Just call me Jon, alright?

Oh..
Aah.

Nice to meet you guys.

We saw you on
that TV newscast.

And Sindy said she knew you.
Wow, man.

Well, I didn't tell Jon
much about you guys.

I tried,
but he wouldn't listen.

Hey, we play college football.
What you did was real.

I mean, how'd you
psych yourself up

for a thing like that?

Wait, it is okay
to talk about it?

How do you feel?

Well, actually,
I feel pretty silly

because I thought Sindy's
cousins were both girls.

That's what she figured.
Sorry to disappoint you.

It's no disappointment.
It's a relief.

He expected
to be gallant

to a pair
of ugly ducklings.

Really?

Well, now we can just
sit back and relax

have a nice time, huh?

Good evening, and how are--

- Aah!
- Oh.

- Oh--
- I saw you on TV.

Oh, but you're
right here.

You're the one
who stopped the bus.

I saw it on TV.

A highway patrol cop.

Oh, I knew it was you.

You did a wonderful thing.

He did a wonderful thing.

Be careful.
There's broken glass there.

Can we have your
autograph, please?

Please, please.

You did a wonderful thing.

He did a wonderful thing.

Okay, but It was my partner
who jumped on the bus.

He'll be out in a minute.

What? He's kind of handsome,
isn't he?

All I needed was a wristband.

When I brought it in,
it was running.

It's been running for years.

From jumping on buses,
a man can destroy a watch.

Watches are made up of
a lot of small parts.

Each little part can break.

Yeah, okay.
What's broken?

I wouldn't know.
I didn't open it up.

Without permission,
I don't open no watches.

Alright.
You have my permission.

Come back tomorrow.

And push those people away
from the front of the store

so a customer can come in.

Oh..

"To Mary, with love.."

'15, 7 Mary 3,
this is 7 Mary 4.'

I'm 10-97 west of you
at 10-20.

11-98 or you'll be
in a 4-15 BC.

Excuse me, folks.
That's an emergency.

They're calling me.
Excuse me. Excuse me.

Look it's right here.

You are 10-2, Mary 4.
10-4.

Mary 3 is 10-8.
Please 10-23 or 10-20.

It's gotta be something big.

Hear all them numbers?

I'd like to speak to
Mrs. Otis Jessup, please.

It's urgent.

Oh, Mrs. Jessup?

Yes, I'm calling from
the school dispensary. Your..

Your little boy's been hurt.

Well, I'd get over here
right away.

Mrs. Jessup, hold it.

I made that phone call.

There's nothing wrong
with your little boy.

I'm Doyle Ware.

Otis Jessup is hiding a car.

'He's not making
his payments'

'and the legal owner
wants it back.'

I've been authorized
to repossess it.

You? You make a call
like that just--

Mrs. Jessup,
just be grateful

there's nothing wrong
with the kid.

I got you out here so we
could do this in private.

I know you and Otis
are getting a divorce

but you must know
where he lives, where he works.

I wouldn't tell
you anything.

This is the lowest,
cruelest thing

I've ever heard of.

Oh, come on.

You don't want me
to go in there and

and make a big thing
and jeopardize your job.

Just give me an address.

Hey, pull it over.
Pull it over.

Hey, you.
Pull over now.

LA 15, 7 Mary 4, 10-97.

A rollover westbound
210 at Vermont.

Request one unit for
traffic control and 11-85.

'10-4, 7 Mary 4.'

You had me worried.

Hey, thanks for hitting
the siren, huh?

I looked back
just in time.

Man, he wrecked my car.

Stole it right out
of my garage.

Otis Jessup, uh,
who's George Jessup?

That's my brother.
This is his car.

He knows I have it.

Say, are you writing me
a ticket, man

for following
a car thief?

Unsafe driving,
Mr. Jessup.

Now, that hook was
state-approved.

I've towed a hundred
cars with it.

You lost this one.

Well, maybe it's
because the clown

in the other car rammed me.

Look, I got a court order
to pick up that car.

It took me a month to find it,
and now look at it.

I'm citing you for reckless
driving, Mr. Ware.

If you care to contest it,
do it in court.

The side of the road
is not the place.

First the old folks,
and now this.

I'm not gonna let you
take the food off my table.

Uh, Poncherello, huh?

The "F" is for Frank.

Officer, we saw you on TV.

Grossman.

Can you and Sindy
take over here?

We're being
recognized again.

Yeah.
Learn to enjoy it, Ponch.

Some people who deserve it
never know how it feels.

Uh, credit rating?

This is Doyle Ware,
D.W. Collections.

I'd like the current status
of a Frank Poncherello

and a Jon Baker.

I just got an out-of-state
lien assignment on Baker

and I got two judgments
on Poncherello.

Yeah.
It's, its just right.

Right size tree
and everything.

Well, about your
credit application..

Yeah. Right.
One third down.

Mr. Baker, we're going to
have to ask you for cash.

Cash
My credit is good.

Not according to our exchange.
They rate you a bad risk.

Well, that's ridiculous.

I mean, I don't owe a dime.

Well, we have to go
by the rating.

Yeah, well, what reason
did they give?

They don't give
any reasons. Here.

I-I wrote the name
and address down there

and you gotta go by there
to get any information.

I'm sure we can
work something out.

Uh, no.
That's alright. Uh..

I probably shouldn't
even buy the saddle.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

- Hey
- Oh.

- I was just coming to see you.
- Ah, good.

I was just coming to find you.
Come on in.

What's up?

Jon, if any officer
has personal problems

that might affect
his judgment or his safety

I'm interested,
you know?

Jon, if you were
in any trouble

you'd level with me,
wouldn't you?

Let me try to help?

Of course.
Are you serious?

Somebody contacted
the captain

about you skipping out
on some debts you owed.

And these came
for Frank this morning.

I signed for them.

'Uh, somebody is
mixing him up'

either accidentally
or on purpose

with a deadbeat by
the name of Franco Panchero.

Why would he take
the license plates off the car?

That's what
I'd like to know.

I guess we're gonna be
busy tomorrow, huh?

Tomorrow's our day off.

That's right.

I see what you mean.

Pick you up at the coffee shop
around the corner.

You still owe me for
the last one, Mr. Ware.

Yeah, well..

I cleared 570 on it

so 10 percent
is 57 bucks.

Buy your wife a mink.

Here's one.

"Coming home, I turned
into the wrong driveway

and ran into a tree
I didn't have."

"I was on my way to the mechanic
with rear-end trouble

when the telephone pole smashed
into my front end ."

I don't get it.

They're just
ridiculous explanations

that people have given
for accidents, Harlan.

- That's all.
- Yeah.

Grossman put them in
the form of an article.

And you know, guys, I think
the joke's gone far enough.

'I think we ought
to tell Grossie'

'that we were just--'

Tell Grossie what?

Hey, Grossie. We've been, uh..
We've all read your article.

We've been kidding you
all the time.

Oh..

Could I have some
of the copies back?

I'd like to mail them
to friends.

You deserve recognition,
Grossie.

I know how you feel.

Someday I'd like to be
in the limelight myself.

Um, listen, guys,
I gotta go meet Jon.

If you see the sergeant,
tell him that

we got some ideas we want
to talk over with him.

- Okay.

Listen, Grossie, we really did
like your article, honest.

I thought it was semi-funny.

- Funny.

It was good, Grossie.

Here he is.

Well, somebody said
you wanted to see me.

You must think you've done
something right.

Well, we think we know
what this Doyle Ware

is doing that's wrong.

Our guess is that he repos
out-of-state cars

takes plates off a wreck,
then takes pictures of it

and sends it to the owner
to make him think

his car has been totaled out.

Ware offers to buy
the alleged wreck for salvage.

Legal owner sells it
for pennies.

Sends him the papers
for the real car.

Which Ware now owns
and sells "Legally."

Not bad.

Yeah, I've watched him operate.

I just haven't been
able to arrest him

'cause I haven't seen
enough to make it stick.

Besides, we think he's
fencing stolen cars too.

He had something
locked in his garage

but I couldn't see what.

Okay. Well, turn it over
to the D.A. for investigation.

'Uh, wait a minute, sarge.
Uh..'

The point we're
making is we'd like

another shot at it,
tomorrow.

What do you have in mind?

Catching him at the wheel
of a stolen vehicle

if he has one.

You think you can do that?

I gotta pick up
my watch today.

- Uh..

I was thinking
about Grossman.

We really hurt his
feelings, you know?

Oh, come on. We'll find
a way to make it up to him.

Good luck.

- Oh, by all means.

I thought we might talk about

our credit ratings,
my partner's and mine.

I told you once,
"Tough maracas."

I can prove you gave
false information

bring charges against you.

Hey, I may have made a mistake,
but "False information?"

Me? I wouldn't do that.

Then a few phone calls
will straighten it out.

Now, look, I'm out there
returning merchandise

from some deadbeat

who has skipped
on an honest businessman.

You guys come along
and harass me.

You cost me a bundle, you know,
you and your partner.

My heart aches, you know?

Well, learn to live
with the lumps.

Now, get out of here.

Would you show me the papers
on the vehicles

out there and the one
in the garage?

I would not.

Okay. We got
the license plate numbers.

- We'll start with them.

Mr. Ware, an honest collector
is one thing.

Your license plate racket
is larceny.

I don't know what
you're talking about.

I'm talking about a scam
that would also work

on vehicles that were stolen.

Every car out there
is a legit repo.

Okay, I'll tell
the district attorney

that's what you said.

District attorney?

Yeah, man.
"Tough maracas."

Hey, you're going
too fast for me.

Oh, no.
Not again.

Our fame is fading.

Yeah, well, It couldn't happen
at a better time.

If he skips this time,
you can bet your socks

the car is hot.

LA 15, 7 Mary 3 and 4
are in pursuit

of a copper-colored
'78 T-Bird.

Possibly stolen.

Westbound Sutter
and 84th street.

No units.
Switch to tap two.

'Looks like that
TV helicopter again.'

LA Mary 5, advance
on Bellevue going east.

'7 Adam, advance
on Portney going west.'

Alright.
Let's go.

Let's go.
Alright.

Put your left hand
on your head.

Could you drive
this thing, Grossie?

Sure.

Take it and get
a scoop of dirt

and dump it
on that fire, alright?

Hey, Bear?

Will you take this guy
in for us?

Alright.

Reckless driving
and failure to yield

and if that car he's driving
isn't stolen

I'll eat it
on toast with mayo.

Alright, Grossie. Yeah.

Yay.

I came for my watch.

You wouldn't want it.

The main spring is broken

the balance wheel is broken,
a jewel is missing.

Wait a minute,
when I brought it in here

everything was working
except for the wristband.

You gave permission to open it,
I opened it.

I found spaghetti.

All I want is
a watch that works.

So, take a watch.

You've got a stick.
You've got a gun.

I wouldn't put up a fight.

Look, I want a watch, huh?

What do you have
for 30 or 40 dollars?

Forty dollars,
I could put this one

back together
again like new.

I'll think about it.

Hey, Grossie,
what are you doing here?

Ah, I busted my watch
driving that skip loader.

Gotta get it fixed.

You've come to the right place.

If you wanna deal,
just mention my name.

You're the one we saw
on the TV news

when you put out
that fire.

Well, Jon, now that
they got a new hero..

..what are you gonna do
with all your free time?

Uh, maybe I'll write
an article about Grossie

for the CHP magazine.