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[Adult Adam] Back in the '80s,
my sister was a new mom,
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and she was loving it,
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which meant she had to put her
dream of law school on hold...
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until now.
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There are
my two loves.
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One innocent and pure,
the other terrifying and hot.
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You know, you can also
just walk in and say "hi."
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So, how's the law school
application coming?
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What's another word
for perfect?
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Because it's
the opposite of that.
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Oh, I'm sure my legal eagle
is just being modest.
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"Do you have any
unusual hobbies?"
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"Yes,
the Diaper Olympics."
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You're looking
at the gold medalist of applying butt paste.
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"What are you
passionate about?"
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"My daughter and,
sometimes, my husband."
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I wrote what I wrote.
Deal with it.
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These answers seem
kinda baby-centric.
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It's just these
last few months,
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my brain's been
nothing but "baby, baby, baby,"
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and it's hard
to switch gears.
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Erica, look at me.
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Being a lawyer
is your dream,
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and you're gonna
make it happen.
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-I know it.
-You know, I coulda been a lawyer.
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Oh, really?
You never mentioned it.
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I have experience
arguing with judges,
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police officers,
magistrates,
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and a homeless man
I like to call Matlock
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because of his
Southern accent. [laughs]
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I made more homemade
baby food for Muriel.
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Nice, she gobbles
this stuff up.
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And I have to admit,
I may have sampled the wares
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during a peckish moment,
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and my review is in--
delish.
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I'm the best
at what I do.
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-[door opens, closes]-In this very
specific case, sure.
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Beep-beep, working attorney
coming through.
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Greetings, small talk,
compliments. Now let's get to it.
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I asked
Joanne to come by
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to maybe help you out
with your essay.
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Oh, that's so nice
of you, Joanne.
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Especially since it sounds
like you're busy.
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Currently, I'm smack dab
in the middle of a 16-hour workday.
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Whoa, 16 hours?
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And with that,
I am halfway through my 20-minute lunch break.
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Lunch breaks,
that's new.
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This sounds like the firm
for you, Schmoopie.
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Yeah, maybe.
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End of day
would be best.
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Can we say
11 o'clock?
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-P.M.?
-Yes. [chuckles]
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No overnighters
with this firm.
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I am done
with that nonsense.
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And the perks
just keep on coming.
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Joanne, are you eating
the baby food?
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I have a tight
lunch window,
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and this stuff is so good,
it should be illegal.
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And then Erica would
have to defend me.
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-If she has the time.
-Yeah. [chuckles]
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-Hey, don't hog the jar.
-I was here first.
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-I really like it, though.
-I get this now. I need this.
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-I really like this flavor.
-You live here!
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-This is my baby's food!
-Oh!
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♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪
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♪ But nonetheless
I feel the need to say ♪
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♪ I don't know the future ♪
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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[Adult Adam]
It was April 5th, 1980-something
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and I was in search
of inspiration.
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I needed a creative jolt to
get me back behind the camera.
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Boring.
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Lackluster.
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Yawn.
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Men with hats
in black and white.
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-[TV static hisses]
-Welp, I did it.
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I reached the end of TV.
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[Adult Adam]
But then I saw it.
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A music video that blew my mind
and captured my heart.
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It was so full of joy,
so fresh, so singular,
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it gave me the spark
of originality I needed.
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We're making an homage
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to the Billy Joel video
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"Uptown Girl"!
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The cute
doo-wop song?
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Cute?
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It's a modern masterpiece
by a genius
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at the height of his form.
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Doesn't he sing into
a wrench and skip dance
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while rhyming "boy"
with "toy"?
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Height of his form.
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I just have
one question--
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Is Barry
gonna be involved?
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No. He just plopped down
on the couch
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and refused to leave.
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Power move!
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And he's also been
screaming "power move"
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off and on
for the last hour.
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Which is, in itself,
a power move!
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So, Billy Joel.
What are we thinking?
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I'm thinking Carmen and I
could play the lead roles
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of high-class beauty
and everyman hero.
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Yes!
It's settled.
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I will play the role
of William Joel--
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The curly-haired
musical prodigy
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dripping with charisma,
sex appeal, and sweat.
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Again, I don't want
you involved,
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and you could never fill
the shoes of the piano man.
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-Then the obvious
choice is Carmen. -What?
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[chuckling]
Yeah, what?
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Carmen's
the uptown girl.
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I'mthe downtown boy.
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Uh, not buying it.
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Carmen's the one
with the real world bonafides
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to play
a hard-working man.
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Thanks?
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Her father owns
an auto body shop,
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while you live
in a white bread world
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of Pudding Bars
and stunning older brothers.
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You'rethe uptown girl
in a fancy car,
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unable to handle a minor
automotive inconvenience.
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He does paint
a compelling picture.
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-I'm invested.
-No!
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She's Christie Brinkley
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and I'm the rough-and-tumble
Billy Joel.
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Is Billy Joel even
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the rough-and-tumble
Billy Joel?
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Wait. Barry's idiotic idea
gave me a good one.
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We can shoot the video
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at Carmen's dad's
auto body shop!
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Power move!
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Starting to think
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you don't have a grasp
on that phrase.
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Whaddaya say, Carm?
It's the perfect location.
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Plus, I can finally
meet your dad.
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Oh. [chuckles]
Um, I'm not sure.
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It's a real business,
you know?
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We'll shoot after hours.
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And if you're worried about
whether your old man
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will like me or not,
don't be.
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-Parents love me.
-It's true.
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His delicate and
non-threatening demeanor
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makes dads
feel at ease.
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Kinda what
Dave Kim said.
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What do you say?
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Sure, let's do it.
It'll be fun.
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-Huzzah!
-Power move!
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[grunts, groans]
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[Adult Adam]
As my piano man homage took shape,
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Erica wasn't exactly perfecting
her law school essays.
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Dammit, 17 misses.
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-[doorbell rings]
-[breathes sharply]
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Yes, a legitimate
distraction.
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Oh, thank Goddess
you're home.
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[door closes]
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I need more of your mom's
homemade baby food.
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It's the only natural
product Hazel will eat.
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Wait-- she ate
my mom's baby food?
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I hate saying this
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because I've seen
how much bacon grease
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your mom pours
into her pancake batter,
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but she's an amazing cook.
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Did somebody say
amazing cook?
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Oh.
Hello, Lauren.
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I see you're still
friendly with Erica.
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Beverly. Your car
wasn't in the driveway
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and I got my hopes up,
but here you are.
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[chuckling] Yes.
I'm always here.
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-I live here.
-It certainly seems that way.
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Okay. It seems that you guys
have some common ground.
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-Hmm.
-Her daughter likes your baby food.
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It's true.
[sighs]
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Can I get a few more jars?
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For your
adorable daughter
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who rightfully prefers
my delicious baby food
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to that
of her weirdo mother's?
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Of course.
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I'm off to get
fresh produce.
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[door opens, closes]
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Oh, what a fun lady to have
deeply embedded in your life.
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But honestly,
after seeing Hazel
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hoover up those pureed peaches
[breathes sharply]
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you should totally do
a Baby Boom.
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Oh, Barry did
an adult boom earlier.
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-I think we're good.-[chuckling] No, no, no.
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Baby Boom,the movie.
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[Adult Adam]
She meant the inspiring Diane Keaton flick
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about the high-powered exec
who quit the corporate life
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to spend more time
with her child,
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and somehow started
a baby food empire.
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She found a viable way
to have it all.
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[chuckles]
I gotta watch this again.
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[Adult Adam]
AsBaby Boom inspired my sister,
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I was getting inspired
with the location scout
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of Carmen's dad's auto shop.
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Would you look
at this place?
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-What a set!
-Ohh.
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Gritty realism
and, also, real grit.
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Not a set.
Place of business.
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Ah, cinema verite.
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I've been told
that film style's good
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by adults,
so it must be.
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Hey, baby.
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Papi. I thought
you'd be busy.
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Are you kidding?
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I wouldn't miss
the opportunity
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to meet
the famous Adam.
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Oh, no.
This happens a lot.
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I can understand
why you'd hope a specimen like myself
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would be your
daughter's beau, but alas, no.
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-[chuckling] Um...
-I am Adam.
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Enchante, good sir.
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Uh, okay.
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Pleasure to meet you,
Mr. Ortiz.
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Thank you so much
for letting me shoot my video here.
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I do have a few
set questions, though.
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This ragtag crew
of mechanics.
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Will they be here
on the day?
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I hope so.
It's their job.
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Real-world experience.
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Always a plus
for background actors.
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Maybe a little less grimy
on the day, though, guys?
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Wanna see those smiles
in the close-ups.
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[Adult Adam]
And after sort of nailing that intro,
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it was time
to prep for the shoot.
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Surely Carmen's dad
would be impressed.
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The grease--
so authentic.
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Anyone have one of those
wet towels you get
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in a Japanese restaurant?
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So, Carmen,
you're gonna be here.
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And remember, we're really
trying to capture
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that divine femininity
in this scene.
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So glow, like this.
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Yeah, Carmen,
I'm gonna go.
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-I got stuff
to do, okay? -All right.
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Hey, where's
your dad off to?
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You know, the back.
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The magical place
where things get done
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that's not the front.
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Too bad.
I was hoping to get a chance
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to impress him
with my dolly work.
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Oh, you should not
bring in your dolls.
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First of all,
those are action figures.
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And I meant the track
the camera wheels on.
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There ya go.
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Can you please
take that hat off?
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You're right, keep it clean.
[chuckles]
248
00:07:43,670 --> 00:07:44,912
I'm so excited
we're doing this.
249
00:07:44,947 --> 00:07:46,983
Yep. [chuckles]
250
00:07:47,018 --> 00:07:48,571
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
251
00:07:48,606 --> 00:07:50,849
[Adult Adam]
Or nope, nope, nope, nope.
252
00:07:50,884 --> 00:07:52,332
What the hell, dude?
253
00:07:52,368 --> 00:07:54,681
What where you doing
with all that "director" stuff?
254
00:07:54,715 --> 00:07:56,752
You made a terrible
impression on Carmen's dad.
255
00:07:56,786 --> 00:07:58,961
What are you
talking about? I quoted Doris Day.
256
00:07:58,995 --> 00:08:00,238
I was on top of my game.
257
00:08:00,272 --> 00:08:02,999
Mr. Ortiz
is a manly man,
258
00:08:03,034 --> 00:08:04,691
a blue collar Joe.
259
00:08:04,725 --> 00:08:06,002
He doesn't want
his daughter
260
00:08:06,037 --> 00:08:08,073
dating some
dainty uptown boy.
261
00:08:08,108 --> 00:08:09,454
Uptown boy?
262
00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:10,697
No way.
263
00:08:10,731 --> 00:08:12,630
Although he did seem
a little miffed
264
00:08:12,664 --> 00:08:14,459
when I asked for
a second toilet seat cover.
265
00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,185
Never cover, bro!
266
00:08:16,219 --> 00:08:18,774
Lucky for you,
I'm taking it upon myself
267
00:08:18,808 --> 00:08:20,983
to help you awaken
your inner manliness.
268
00:08:22,225 --> 00:08:24,400
I assume I'm supposed
to follow you?
269
00:08:24,434 --> 00:08:27,610
[Adult Adam]
As Barry swore to give me the gift of manly knowledge,
270
00:08:27,645 --> 00:08:29,888
my mom was showing off
a gift of her own.
271
00:08:29,923 --> 00:08:32,546
And this is Hazel's
baby food basket.
272
00:08:32,581 --> 00:08:33,823
What do you think?
273
00:08:33,857 --> 00:08:34,996
I think you just
spent two hours
274
00:08:35,030 --> 00:08:36,619
meticulously
putting together
275
00:08:36,654 --> 00:08:37,895
a basket for the child
of a woman
276
00:08:37,931 --> 00:08:40,001
you barely know
and definitely hate.
277
00:08:40,036 --> 00:08:41,624
Ginzy, when someone
loves your cooking,
278
00:08:41,659 --> 00:08:42,970
you bask in the glow.
279
00:08:43,005 --> 00:08:45,317
-[door opens, closes]-Someday you'll see.
280
00:08:45,352 --> 00:08:46,560
Great news.
[chuckles]
281
00:08:46,595 --> 00:08:47,906
Muriel and I
spent all day
282
00:08:47,941 --> 00:08:49,218
doing research
at the library,
283
00:08:49,252 --> 00:08:50,978
and guess what?
284
00:08:51,013 --> 00:08:52,221
We got a business license.
285
00:08:53,567 --> 00:08:55,673
"Bubbe Bevy's Baby Food"?
286
00:08:55,707 --> 00:08:57,813
Oh, oh.
[gasps]
287
00:08:57,847 --> 00:08:58,917
You...
288
00:08:58,952 --> 00:09:01,817
want to start
a business with me?
289
00:09:01,851 --> 00:09:03,197
Well, it sounds
insane when you
290
00:09:03,232 --> 00:09:05,165
or anyone uses
those words, but yes.
291
00:09:05,199 --> 00:09:06,407
Yes, I do.
292
00:09:06,442 --> 00:09:07,823
That's the greatest
thing I've ever heard!
293
00:09:07,857 --> 00:09:08,893
-Whoa!
-[laughs]
294
00:09:08,927 --> 00:09:10,032
Well, I'm gonna go
put Muriel down,
295
00:09:10,066 --> 00:09:12,172
and then we can
brainstorm new flavors.
296
00:09:12,206 --> 00:09:13,656
-Mm-hmm.
-Baby Boom!
297
00:09:13,691 --> 00:09:15,589
Baby Boom!
Ha-ha!
298
00:09:15,624 --> 00:09:17,177
Yay!
299
00:09:17,211 --> 00:09:18,592
Ohhh.
300
00:09:18,627 --> 00:09:19,697
[bleep]
301
00:09:19,731 --> 00:09:21,768
[Adult Adam]
This was amazing news.
302
00:09:21,802 --> 00:09:23,701
-[bleep] Ohh!
-Or was it?
303
00:09:23,735 --> 00:09:26,876
-No! [bleeping]
-While always unpredictable,
304
00:09:26,911 --> 00:09:28,326
-this seemed to be
an over-the-top reaction... -[bleeping]
305
00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:30,362
-...even for my mom.
-[stomping]
306
00:09:30,397 --> 00:09:31,709
[grunts]
307
00:09:31,743 --> 00:09:33,952
[bleeping]@
308
00:09:33,987 --> 00:09:35,402
[exhales heavily]
309
00:09:35,436 --> 00:09:36,576
Is there a problem, Bev?
310
00:09:36,610 --> 00:09:38,508
I may have...fibbed.
311
00:09:38,543 --> 00:09:39,751
Fibbed?
312
00:09:39,786 --> 00:09:41,235
-[Adult Adam]
Oh, yes. She fibbed. -[gasps]
313
00:09:41,270 --> 00:09:42,374
Sweet mama-jama!
314
00:09:42,409 --> 00:09:43,617
Are those Gerber?
315
00:09:43,652 --> 00:09:45,895
I don't make
homemade baby food.
316
00:09:45,930 --> 00:09:47,897
I just un-jar
and re-jar Gerber's
317
00:09:47,932 --> 00:09:50,106
-and pass it off
as my own! -Why?
318
00:09:50,141 --> 00:09:52,695
I am an international
cookbook authoress.
319
00:09:52,730 --> 00:09:55,111
My fans demand homemade,
320
00:09:55,146 --> 00:09:57,217
but it's so
time-consuming.
321
00:09:57,251 --> 00:09:59,391
We both know what needs
to happen now--
322
00:09:59,426 --> 00:10:00,772
tell Erica the truth.
323
00:10:00,807 --> 00:10:01,877
Or...
324
00:10:01,911 --> 00:10:02,947
I double down,
325
00:10:02,981 --> 00:10:05,432
and with my vast
knowledge of cooking,
326
00:10:05,466 --> 00:10:07,089
I duplicate
Gerber's magic
327
00:10:07,123 --> 00:10:09,401
and keep this
business going.
328
00:10:09,436 --> 00:10:11,369
Yeah. Baby Boom!
329
00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:12,439
[chuckling] Oh!
330
00:10:13,509 --> 00:10:14,717
Shh!
331
00:10:16,063 --> 00:10:17,617
Baby Boom.
332
00:10:20,585 --> 00:10:22,000
[Adult Adam]
Tasked with making me manly
333
00:10:22,035 --> 00:10:23,795
to save my relationship
with Carmen,
334
00:10:23,830 --> 00:10:26,073
Barry pulled out
all the stops...
335
00:10:26,108 --> 00:10:28,317
Adam, behold.
336
00:10:28,351 --> 00:10:30,837
The greatest collection
of men the world--
337
00:10:30,871 --> 00:10:32,873
and a one-block radius--
has to offer.
338
00:10:32,908 --> 00:10:34,150
The JTP!
339
00:10:34,185 --> 00:10:35,842
With pity inclusion,
Matt Bradley.
340
00:10:35,876 --> 00:10:37,119
[all] JTP!
341
00:10:37,153 --> 00:10:38,776
-[both] With pity inclusion,
Matt Bradley! -Oh, come on.
342
00:10:38,810 --> 00:10:41,606
-Bill Lewis!
-Hey-diddle-diddle.
343
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:44,264
And Pop-Pop,
a surly alpha man
344
00:10:44,298 --> 00:10:45,921
who has survived
innumerable wars.
345
00:10:45,955 --> 00:10:47,577
Including that
foreign invasion
346
00:10:47,612 --> 00:10:49,200
happening in the park
down the street.
347
00:10:49,234 --> 00:10:51,202
-You know the one.
-Can he say that?
348
00:10:51,236 --> 00:10:53,307
He is getting
a lot of leeway because of his age.
349
00:10:53,342 --> 00:10:55,344
Our knowledge
of man-dom is vast,
350
00:10:55,378 --> 00:10:58,243
so we'll be focusing
on four categories--
351
00:10:58,278 --> 00:11:00,142
Muscles! Aggression!
352
00:11:00,176 --> 00:11:02,109
Athleticism! Mechanics!
353
00:11:02,144 --> 00:11:03,663
So..."ma'am"?
354
00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:04,974
Ugh!
355
00:11:05,009 --> 00:11:06,666
I didn't see that.
Darn!
356
00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:08,322
[chalk tapping]
357
00:11:08,357 --> 00:11:09,461
[sighs]
358
00:11:09,496 --> 00:11:11,360
So..."Mama"?
359
00:11:11,394 --> 00:11:12,464
Aw, damn it!
360
00:11:12,499 --> 00:11:14,190
Maybe I'll
jump in here.
361
00:11:14,225 --> 00:11:16,054
Adam, stand up
and give us a sit.
362
00:11:20,334 --> 00:11:22,233
Aw, geez.
You call that a sit?
363
00:11:22,267 --> 00:11:23,959
Our people didn't walk
across Europe
364
00:11:23,993 --> 00:11:25,615
for you
to bend like that.
365
00:11:25,650 --> 00:11:26,720
What did I do wrong?
366
00:11:26,755 --> 00:11:28,101
Watch me, son.
367
00:11:28,135 --> 00:11:29,171
[clears throat]
368
00:11:31,069 --> 00:11:32,346
Notice your feet.
369
00:11:32,381 --> 00:11:34,141
They're on the floor--
unguarded,
370
00:11:34,176 --> 00:11:36,212
defenseless to a kick
or a stomping.
371
00:11:36,247 --> 00:11:37,386
Now, look at my feet.
372
00:11:37,420 --> 00:11:39,250
Always keep one foot
off the floor.
373
00:11:39,284 --> 00:11:41,010
Then you're primed
for action.
374
00:11:41,045 --> 00:11:42,356
Ready for a leap
or a kick.
375
00:11:42,391 --> 00:11:43,979
Ha! Ha!
376
00:11:44,013 --> 00:11:45,325
So you're never
really sitting,
377
00:11:45,359 --> 00:11:46,636
but never really
standing, either.
378
00:11:46,671 --> 00:11:49,018
All right, fellas.
Let's show him our sits.
379
00:11:49,053 --> 00:11:50,088
[Adult Adam]
And they did.
380
00:11:50,123 --> 00:11:51,193
[breathes deeply]
381
00:11:51,227 --> 00:11:52,263
And it was strange.
382
00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:56,681
Very, very...strange.
383
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,441
Are you ready
to learn more?
384
00:11:58,476 --> 00:12:00,512
Or will you eternally
embarrass yourself
385
00:12:00,547 --> 00:12:02,204
in front of your
girlfriend's dad?
386
00:12:02,238 --> 00:12:03,723
Teach me
your mannish ways.
387
00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:05,655
Always bring up
local sports teams.
388
00:12:05,690 --> 00:12:07,416
But always mention
that they suck.
389
00:12:07,450 --> 00:12:09,038
And all of your emotions
that you keep bottled up
390
00:12:09,073 --> 00:12:12,352
in your day-to-day life,
sports lets 'em come roaring out.
391
00:12:12,386 --> 00:12:13,905
None of this
seems healthy.
392
00:12:13,940 --> 00:12:15,527
-It's not.-My chest always hurts.
393
00:12:15,562 --> 00:12:16,908
I cry in the shower
394
00:12:16,943 --> 00:12:18,496
and let the salty tears
disappear down the drain.
395
00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:20,291
Abruptly pivoting.
396
00:12:20,325 --> 00:12:22,224
There are three things
you need to know about a car.
397
00:12:22,258 --> 00:12:23,397
You look under the hood,
398
00:12:23,432 --> 00:12:24,778
you listen
to the engine purr,
399
00:12:24,813 --> 00:12:26,297
you kick the tires.
400
00:12:26,331 --> 00:12:28,126
You know the phrase
"kick the tires"?
401
00:12:28,161 --> 00:12:29,887
I once read about
Steven Spielberg
402
00:12:29,921 --> 00:12:32,441
"kicking the tires" on an
adaptation of Sweeney Todd.
403
00:12:32,475 --> 00:12:33,718
Cat chasing a dog,
404
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,375
what did you
just say to me, son?
405
00:12:35,409 --> 00:12:37,790
[Adult Adam]
Okay, so I had my work cut out for me.
406
00:12:37,826 --> 00:12:40,104
And so did my mom,
who had enlisted help
407
00:12:40,138 --> 00:12:41,415
getting her out
of a baby jam.
408
00:12:41,450 --> 00:12:43,555
We are here today
to replicate
409
00:12:43,590 --> 00:12:46,386
the recipes
of Gerber baby food.
410
00:12:46,420 --> 00:12:49,078
A daunting task, but I have
assembled a crack team
411
00:12:49,113 --> 00:12:51,874
consisting solely of me
because I am,
412
00:12:51,909 --> 00:12:54,325
after all,
a professional-grade chef.
413
00:12:54,359 --> 00:12:56,051
Did someone
tell you that, or...
414
00:12:56,085 --> 00:12:58,260
You know, I don't know if
I've ever mentioned it, Ginzy,
415
00:12:58,294 --> 00:13:00,952
but I am an international
best-selling cookbook author.
416
00:13:00,987 --> 00:13:02,229
And what
am I here to do?
417
00:13:02,264 --> 00:13:04,645
You are here to be
my taste-tester, although,
418
00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:07,441
judging from your outfit today,
I'm not sure you have any.
419
00:13:07,476 --> 00:13:09,305
All that matters is that
you called me to help
420
00:13:09,340 --> 00:13:11,549
instead of Linda.
Essie's moving up.
421
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:12,757
To your tasting station!
422
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,241
Let's Baby Boom!
423
00:13:14,276 --> 00:13:17,175
[Adult Adam] AndBaby Boom they did.
424
00:13:17,210 --> 00:13:21,007
My mom sliced, sniffed,
steamed, spiced, and mashed
425
00:13:21,041 --> 00:13:23,457
all the fruits and veggies
she could get her hands on.
426
00:13:23,492 --> 00:13:26,150
-And poor Essie sampled
spoonful after spoonful... -Oh!
427
00:13:26,184 --> 00:13:28,635
-...until, finally...
-Sweet Jesus!
428
00:13:28,669 --> 00:13:30,154
-We did it.
-We did?
429
00:13:30,188 --> 00:13:32,604
Guys...
it's Gerber.
430
00:13:32,639 --> 00:13:33,709
Essie picked up
the wrong jar.
431
00:13:33,743 --> 00:13:37,299
Dammit, Essie!
You had one job-- not to suck!
432
00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:38,576
I'm sorry. Please don't
replace me with Linda.
433
00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:39,819
[door closes]
434
00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:42,649
Say hello
to Bubbe Bevy's.
435
00:13:42,683 --> 00:13:44,202
[gasps]
436
00:13:44,237 --> 00:13:46,998
Your new company and logo
design featuring your face.
437
00:13:47,033 --> 00:13:49,898
It's me in all
my blond glory.
438
00:13:49,932 --> 00:13:53,280
Oh, my God, this is the most
amazing thing I've ever seen!
439
00:13:53,315 --> 00:13:54,764
Oh, look,
there's a slogan...
440
00:13:54,799 --> 00:13:56,111
"Always homemade."
441
00:13:56,145 --> 00:13:58,389
You know what's also
made in a home?
442
00:13:58,423 --> 00:14:00,840
The trust that
loved ones will--
443
00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:03,394
Embrace
the business slogan?
444
00:14:03,428 --> 00:14:05,361
[chuckles]
Indeed I do.
445
00:14:05,396 --> 00:14:07,432
"Always homemade,"
mm-hmm.
446
00:14:07,467 --> 00:14:08,502
Always.
447
00:14:08,537 --> 00:14:10,056
Wow, fun!
448
00:14:10,090 --> 00:14:11,989
I had this made
for our new stall
449
00:14:12,023 --> 00:14:13,300
at the farmer's market
tomorrow.
450
00:14:13,335 --> 00:14:14,715
Farmer's market
tomorrow.
451
00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:16,925
Wow, this
is happening so fast.
452
00:14:16,959 --> 00:14:19,168
-Hm. You can stop it
at any time. -Tomorrow's fine.
453
00:14:19,203 --> 00:14:20,514
We need
at least 400 jars.
454
00:14:20,549 --> 00:14:21,619
[chuckling]
That's a lot.
455
00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:23,000
Do you know
what's also a lot?
456
00:14:23,034 --> 00:14:24,553
The amount of peaches
we need to puree?
457
00:14:24,587 --> 00:14:26,486
Yes, good idea.
458
00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:28,522
Let's go, ladies.
We'll need all three cars.
459
00:14:28,557 --> 00:14:30,697
Come on.
460
00:14:30,731 --> 00:14:33,217
My love, you're devoting
a lot of time to all this.
461
00:14:33,251 --> 00:14:35,150
-[door closes]
-Aren't your law school applications due tomorrow?
462
00:14:35,184 --> 00:14:36,496
I already dropped them off
with Joanne.
463
00:14:36,530 --> 00:14:38,222
She's gonna mail them
from her office.
464
00:14:38,256 --> 00:14:39,948
-Free postage.
-Oh, I'm so proud of you.
465
00:14:39,982 --> 00:14:42,364
Save that pride for when
I'm running a baby food conglomerate.
466
00:14:42,398 --> 00:14:44,262
And when you're
a superstar attorney.
467
00:14:44,297 --> 00:14:46,057
Sure, both of those things.
468
00:14:46,092 --> 00:14:49,543
[Adult Adam]
Yep, for my sister, it wasBaby Boom or bust.
469
00:14:49,578 --> 00:14:51,097
Meanwhile, I was ready
to bust out
470
00:14:51,131 --> 00:14:53,340
my new manly self
to Carmen's dad.
471
00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:54,410
Ohh!
472
00:14:54,445 --> 00:14:55,687
Sorry, man.
473
00:14:55,722 --> 00:14:57,413
-Adam?
-Oh, hey.
474
00:14:57,448 --> 00:14:59,036
I wasn't expecting
to see you here.
475
00:14:59,070 --> 00:15:00,900
I work here on
the weekends, remember?
476
00:15:02,211 --> 00:15:03,247
What are you
doing here?
477
00:15:03,281 --> 00:15:04,662
You know, manly stuff
478
00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:07,182
other men respect
and recognize.
479
00:15:07,216 --> 00:15:09,356
Yo, Mr. O!
480
00:15:09,391 --> 00:15:11,531
[Adult Adam]
Time to kick things off with an active sit.
481
00:15:11,565 --> 00:15:13,429
-What's shaking?
-Adam.
482
00:15:13,464 --> 00:15:14,637
Hey, don't put your foot
up there.
483
00:15:14,672 --> 00:15:15,845
You're gonna scuff
the whitewall.
484
00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:17,123
Oh, sorry.
485
00:15:17,157 --> 00:15:20,126
[Adult Adam] No biggie.
I had sports in my back pocket.
486
00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:22,438
So, those Phillies.
487
00:15:22,473 --> 00:15:23,819
-They suck.
-[scoffs]
488
00:15:23,853 --> 00:15:25,890
Just won seven straight
and they're about to clinch.
489
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,893
Yeah, but that sucks,
right?
490
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,999
No, not really.
491
00:15:31,033 --> 00:15:33,208
[Adult Adam]
Good thing I could talk endlessly about cars.
492
00:15:33,242 --> 00:15:35,382
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo,
hoo-hoo!
493
00:15:35,417 --> 00:15:36,763
I'd love to have one
of these of my own.
494
00:15:36,797 --> 00:15:38,765
Does the engine purr?
495
00:15:38,799 --> 00:15:40,042
What?
496
00:15:40,077 --> 00:15:41,285
Y-You know, purr,
like a cat?
497
00:15:41,319 --> 00:15:42,734
Meow!
498
00:15:42,769 --> 00:15:44,529
Are you on drugs, son?
499
00:15:44,564 --> 00:15:46,566
Time to kick the tires!
500
00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:47,877
No, please don't.
501
00:15:47,912 --> 00:15:48,948
Oh, no...
502
00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:50,052
No, no, no,
no, no!
503
00:15:50,087 --> 00:15:51,364
Carmen!
504
00:15:51,398 --> 00:15:52,399
Adam!
505
00:15:55,851 --> 00:15:57,577
[breathing quickly]
Am I dead?
506
00:15:57,611 --> 00:15:58,750
Is this how I died?
507
00:15:58,785 --> 00:15:59,924
Kid, you okay?
508
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,995
I'm sorry.
509
00:16:02,030 --> 00:16:04,308
I was trying to impress you
to get you to like me,
510
00:16:04,342 --> 00:16:06,448
but then,
I screwed things up and made it even worse.
511
00:16:06,482 --> 00:16:08,243
Who said
I don't like you?
512
00:16:08,277 --> 00:16:09,796
I thought you didn't
even want to meet me.
513
00:16:09,830 --> 00:16:11,142
Why would you
think that?
514
00:16:12,488 --> 00:16:14,801
[stammers]
Let me explain.
515
00:16:14,835 --> 00:16:16,803
No need.
[breathing heavily]
516
00:16:16,837 --> 00:16:19,495
It wasn't your dad who thought
I was embarrassing.
517
00:16:19,530 --> 00:16:20,531
It was you.
518
00:16:21,497 --> 00:16:23,499
Adam, I--
519
00:16:23,534 --> 00:16:24,984
[Adult Adam]
While I had just faced
520
00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:26,606
a wake-up call
in my relationship,
521
00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:27,952
Geoff was about
to be alerted
522
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,127
to an alarming reality
of his own.
523
00:16:30,161 --> 00:16:31,197
Knock-knock.
Lawyer coming through.
524
00:16:31,231 --> 00:16:32,405
Love the shirt.
Blah, blah.
525
00:16:32,439 --> 00:16:33,682
Where's Erica?
526
00:16:33,716 --> 00:16:34,855
She's at the farmer's market
527
00:16:34,890 --> 00:16:36,478
working on her new
baby food side business.
528
00:16:36,512 --> 00:16:38,445
I hope it's going well
because I perused her
529
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:41,000
"Personal Statement" essay
and I have concerns.
530
00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:43,415
But her applications
were in sealed envelopes.
531
00:16:43,450 --> 00:16:45,004
Read.
532
00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:46,384
"What it means
to be a lawyer."
533
00:16:46,419 --> 00:16:48,835
"Eh, it is what it is."
Oh, no!
534
00:16:48,869 --> 00:16:50,561
That's nowhere
near 600 words!
535
00:16:51,527 --> 00:16:53,219
[Virginia] Wow, Bevy.
536
00:16:53,253 --> 00:16:55,462
Uh, people sure do love the,
uh, homemade baby food.
537
00:16:55,497 --> 00:16:56,808
[Erica] They do.
538
00:16:56,843 --> 00:16:59,535
-Thanks for the inspiration,
Diane Keaton. -I love her.
539
00:16:59,570 --> 00:17:01,330
-Such a treasure.
-Incredible.
540
00:17:01,365 --> 00:17:03,125
Um, Erica, can I talk
to you for a sec?
541
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:05,368
No. I'm sorta busy
having it all right now.
542
00:17:05,403 --> 00:17:07,233
It's about
your law school application.
543
00:17:07,267 --> 00:17:09,545
-Like I said,
taken care of. -Are you sure?
544
00:17:09,579 --> 00:17:11,167
'Cause this last one,
you ended it with
545
00:17:11,202 --> 00:17:12,721
"Smell ya later,
dummies!"
546
00:17:12,755 --> 00:17:15,241
The hell?
Ginzy, you're in charge.
547
00:17:15,275 --> 00:17:16,724
Well, since you have yet
to make correct change,
548
00:17:16,759 --> 00:17:17,829
I think that's best.
549
00:17:17,864 --> 00:17:19,141
it's simple, guys.
550
00:17:19,175 --> 00:17:21,247
I wanted to be a lawyer,
now I don't.
551
00:17:21,281 --> 00:17:23,249
-Well, it doesn't
sound simple. -It is.
552
00:17:23,282 --> 00:17:26,424
You're gonna run the day-to-day
of this burgeoning empire,
553
00:17:26,459 --> 00:17:28,323
and I'm gonna spend
more time with my daughter.
554
00:17:28,357 --> 00:17:29,738
Baby Boom.
555
00:17:29,772 --> 00:17:31,084
Bubbe Bevy's
is the reason
556
00:17:31,119 --> 00:17:32,913
you don't want to be
a lawyer anymore?
557
00:17:32,948 --> 00:17:34,260
We're taking
the world by storm.
558
00:17:34,294 --> 00:17:35,882
Suck on that, Gerber!
559
00:17:35,916 --> 00:17:38,057
Well, we can't take down
Gerber because...
560
00:17:39,265 --> 00:17:41,267
-...we are Gerber!
-Whazzdatnow?
561
00:17:41,301 --> 00:17:43,062
I lied.
This was never homemade.
562
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:45,409
I just re-jarred
their delicious mush.
563
00:17:45,443 --> 00:17:46,858
No. No, no,
no, no, no.
564
00:17:46,893 --> 00:17:49,206
This mush was supposed to be
my way out of law school.
565
00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:51,277
Is that why you phoned in
one of your essays,
566
00:17:51,311 --> 00:17:52,830
and then the other one,
you just wrote the transcript
567
00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:54,280
for Eddie Murphy Raw?
568
00:17:54,314 --> 00:17:57,041
I just know that I don't want
to do what Joanne does.
569
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,767
And every time that
I think of leaving Muriel,
570
00:17:58,801 --> 00:17:59,906
I feel like crying.
571
00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:03,220
[sighs]
Oh, Erica, sweetie.
572
00:18:03,254 --> 00:18:05,084
I'm so sorry.
We didn't know.
573
00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:06,602
I thought
I could Baby Boomit
574
00:18:06,637 --> 00:18:09,053
like Diane Keaton
and have it all.
575
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:12,091
But now I-- I guess
I can't have anything.
576
00:18:13,782 --> 00:18:14,886
Go.
577
00:18:17,372 --> 00:18:20,444
[Adult Adam] Turns out
it wasn't my girlfriend's dad who didn't approve of me.
578
00:18:20,478 --> 00:18:21,928
It was my girlfriend.
579
00:18:21,962 --> 00:18:23,619
Hi.
580
00:18:24,758 --> 00:18:27,520
Downtown girl here,
looking for an uptown boy.
581
00:18:27,554 --> 00:18:29,211
Don't. Just don't.
582
00:18:29,246 --> 00:18:31,455
Now, hold on.
You don't understand.
583
00:18:31,489 --> 00:18:32,732
[door closes]
584
00:18:32,766 --> 00:18:35,838
[sighs] I was super
embarrassed by you.
585
00:18:35,873 --> 00:18:38,082
Wow, what an unexpected path
to an apology.
586
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,911
-Let me finish.
-No need.
587
00:18:39,946 --> 00:18:41,396
I'm proud of who I am.
588
00:18:41,430 --> 00:18:43,639
I may be afraid of beetles
and love Beetlejuice,
589
00:18:43,674 --> 00:18:44,778
but I'm not ashamed
of either.
590
00:18:44,813 --> 00:18:46,090
You shouldn't be.
591
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,160
And I don't care
if the world knows
592
00:18:47,195 --> 00:18:48,472
I'm scared of dentists.
593
00:18:48,506 --> 00:18:49,714
That one I get, actually.
594
00:18:49,749 --> 00:18:51,302
And you know what?
595
00:18:51,337 --> 00:18:54,167
I sit the way I sit, and I'm
not changing it for anybody!
596
00:18:54,202 --> 00:18:55,479
Now you're losing me.
597
00:18:55,513 --> 00:18:59,138
But...what I'm saying
is that I was wrong.
598
00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:00,967
I was afraid that my dad
wouldn't accept you
599
00:19:01,001 --> 00:19:02,348
because you're both
so different.
600
00:19:02,382 --> 00:19:03,487
Maybe a skosh.
601
00:19:03,521 --> 00:19:05,523
But that shouldn't matter.
602
00:19:05,558 --> 00:19:07,076
The only thing
that matters is that
603
00:19:07,111 --> 00:19:09,355
I really, really,
really love you.
604
00:19:09,389 --> 00:19:11,253
That's...
605
00:19:11,288 --> 00:19:12,427
That's a lot of reallys.
606
00:19:12,461 --> 00:19:14,325
Well, here's some more--
607
00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:16,948
I'm really, really,
really, really sorry.
608
00:19:16,983 --> 00:19:18,778
[chuckles softly]
Apology accepted.
609
00:19:18,812 --> 00:19:21,021
Great. [chuckles]
610
00:19:21,056 --> 00:19:23,092
Now let's go reintroduce you
to my dad.
611
00:19:23,127 --> 00:19:24,508
["Uptown Girl" plays]
612
00:19:24,542 --> 00:19:27,821
[Adult Adam]
The road of life is full of twists and turns.
613
00:19:27,856 --> 00:19:30,134
Just when you think you've got
your whole future mapped out...
614
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,653
I love you,
Schmoopie.
615
00:19:31,687 --> 00:19:33,517
♪ Uptown girl ♪
616
00:19:33,551 --> 00:19:35,001
...you realize
you want to go
617
00:19:35,035 --> 00:19:36,830
in an entirely
different direction.
618
00:19:36,865 --> 00:19:38,729
And I love you,
Schmoopie.
619
00:19:38,763 --> 00:19:40,489
I'm sorry
I lied to you.
620
00:19:40,524 --> 00:19:42,008
It's okay, Mama.
621
00:19:42,042 --> 00:19:44,528
You were just doing
what good moms do,
622
00:19:44,562 --> 00:19:46,150
giving their babies
what they need.
623
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,980
And I'm sorry I pushed
so hard for law school.
624
00:19:49,015 --> 00:19:50,844
I thought it was
what you wanted.
625
00:19:50,879 --> 00:19:52,950
I thought so, too.
626
00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:54,572
But maybe one day.
[breathes deeply]
627
00:19:54,607 --> 00:19:56,195
Just not right now.
628
00:19:57,161 --> 00:19:59,059
Sometimes
our dreams change,
629
00:19:59,094 --> 00:20:02,546
especially after
having a baby.
630
00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:04,582
You know, even though this
business didn't work out,
631
00:20:04,617 --> 00:20:07,171
you did get it up
and running surprisingly quickly.
632
00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:10,347
And you still had time
for Muriel.
633
00:20:10,381 --> 00:20:13,764
Huh, well, maybe
there's another business out there for me.
634
00:20:13,798 --> 00:20:16,318
I'm sure there is,
and we'll find it together.
635
00:20:16,353 --> 00:20:19,770
And you don't have to
Baby Boomalone, Erica.
636
00:20:19,804 --> 00:20:21,599
We can all
Baby Boomtogether.
637
00:20:21,634 --> 00:20:23,291
♪ She'll say
that she's mi-i-ine ♪
638
00:20:23,325 --> 00:20:25,741
[Adult Adam]
And sometimes, that road and our relationships
639
00:20:25,776 --> 00:20:27,087
can get a little rough.
640
00:20:27,122 --> 00:20:28,606
[laughter]
641
00:20:28,641 --> 00:20:30,194
But it's nothing a little
maintenance can't fix.
642
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,540
♪ I'm in love
with an uptown girl ♪
643
00:20:31,575 --> 00:20:33,093
♪ Uptown girl ♪
644
00:20:33,128 --> 00:20:36,131
♪ She's my uptown girl ♪
645
00:20:36,165 --> 00:20:39,099
♪ You know I'm in love
with an uptown girl ♪
646
00:20:39,134 --> 00:20:40,687
[laughter]
647
00:20:40,722 --> 00:20:43,552
♪ My uptown girl ♪
648
00:20:43,587 --> 00:20:45,347
♪ You know I'm in love
with an uptown girl ♪
649
00:20:45,382 --> 00:20:47,073
[Adult Adam]
But when you're taking the trip
650
00:20:47,107 --> 00:20:48,902
surrounded by
the people you love,
651
00:20:48,937 --> 00:20:50,525
it doesn't matter
where you're headed.
652
00:20:50,559 --> 00:20:53,079
You'll always
enjoy the journey.
653
00:20:53,113 --> 00:20:54,805
♪ You know I'm in love with
an uptown girl, my uptown... ♪
654
00:20:59,396 --> 00:21:02,053
I know our baby food
business went bust,
655
00:21:02,088 --> 00:21:05,264
but I have been thinking
of other ideas for businesses.
656
00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:08,094
We're actually watching
Hart to... Hart.
657
00:21:08,128 --> 00:21:10,303
-"Bubbe Bevy's Baby Booties."-Pass.
658
00:21:10,338 --> 00:21:12,478
"Bubbe Bevy's Baby Bottles."
659
00:21:12,512 --> 00:21:14,065
I don't want to have
this conversation right now,
660
00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:15,274
but if you're gonna
start a business,
661
00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:16,827
it doesn't have to be
baby related.
662
00:21:16,861 --> 00:21:18,829
"Bubbe Bevy's Bath Bombs."
663
00:21:18,863 --> 00:21:20,071
How many pages
are in that pad?
664
00:21:20,106 --> 00:21:21,590
"Bubbe Bevy's Beer Cozies."
665
00:21:21,625 --> 00:21:24,144
"Bubbe Bevy's Boudoir Photos."
666
00:21:24,179 --> 00:21:25,594
-Yes!
-You love it?
667
00:21:25,629 --> 00:21:26,837
Not at all--
I just realized
668
00:21:26,871 --> 00:21:28,390
there's a TV
in the other room.
669
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:32,990
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