All language subtitles for Grand Crew s02e08 Wine & Bachata.eng

- So you're really leaving LA?

- Sadly, yes.

But for good reason.
- That's right.

I'm starting a Cru Bar
in New York City,

and Fay's gonna be
my general manager.

- I can't believe
this is really happening.

- I know.
It was a tough choice,

but I think I made
the right one.

- Well, congrats.
I mean, this is pretty dope.

Amir, you ruin everything, man!

- [laughs]

That's--that's really funny,
Noah. Right?

- So just one week left.

- Just one week left.

- Well, the job sounds
incredible.

Amir, you're a monster.
- Okay.

- Nah, but for real, we are
really excited for you, Fay.

Amir, I'ma beat that ass.

- Uh-oh.

- To Fay.
Clang, clang.

all: Clang, clang.

- No, you don't get to say
"clang, clang," Amir.

- Uh, you know what?
Next round of drinks on me.

- Well, that guilt trip worked.
We got free drinks.

To Fay!
Clang, clang!

all: Clang, clang!

- ♪ Whoop, whoop

♪ Cabernet and sauvignon

♪ Team is here
and now it's on ♪

♪ Carry on and Carignan,
sippin' on Perignon ♪

♪ Fine wine,
got notes like a cello ♪

♪ Pull up in the spot
like hello ♪

♪ If you got me,
then I got you ♪

♪ This is the vibe,
this is the crew ♪

♪ Grand crew, grand crew, uh

♪ Grand crew, grand crew,
grand crew, uh ♪

♪ Grand crew

[mellow music]

- Hey, what's up?
I got your message.

- Hey. Um, yeah,
I just wanted to talk to you

for a sec
without anyone else around.

- I know we talked
about not doing long distance.

Are you having second thoughts?

Because as much as it kills me
to admit this,

I think you're right.

You shouldn't jump into your
new role

with one foot back here,
in bed with me.

- Mm. You know it would be
more than one foot, right?

- [chuckles] Well, there was
that one time on the dresser

when you only had one foot
on the bed.

- Okay, we need to stop.

No, the reason why I wanted
to talk to you

is that I'm worried
about Nicky.

I think me leaving to New York
is really upsetting her.

- Really?
She seems happy to me.

She's vibing.

- I think those are sad vibes.

Noah told me to look out

because ever since
their mom died,

she has a hard time
letting people go.

When her old friend Tasha
moved to Santa Monica,

she had a hard time coping.

- So what did she do?

- Apparently,
she just started saying

that nothing really mattered,

and it led to some
pretty reckless behavior.

- I mean, she's grown
a lot since then.

I think she'll be all right.

[both gasp]
- I am so sorry.

- It's fine!
It don't matter.

I literally don't care
about anything right now.

- Man, I am gonna miss playing
this game with Fay.

She was so bad at it.

- Yeah, but good energy,
though, right?

- Oh, that reminds me.

Fay gave me some reservation

to some restaurant she made
like a year and a half ago.

She can't go now
because she's leaving.

- Oh, nice. Where?

- It's called Dirt & Honey.

- What?
- Are you serious?

- Oh, so you guys
have heard of it?

- You haven't heard of it?

It's like
the hottest restaurant

in the country right now.

- It has three Michelin stars,

and the chef's name
is Danny Cooks.

I mean,
and that's his real name.

This guy was born to culinate.

- Why'd she give it to you?

Because I was
"standing near her"

when she "received an email
from Resy."

But I know it's really because
of our super close bond.

Anyway, are either of you
free to go?

Reservation's for two
next Wednesday.

- Absolutely.
I will go with you.

- You're married.

Why don't you go
get dinner with your wife?

- And you're single.

Go have dinner
with some floozy.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, fellas.

Let's not make a big deal
out of this. [chuckles]

How about we turn it
into a high-stakes competition?

I think it's time
for The Perfect Pair Part Two.

- Oh, that's the game
you guys played

last year at the vineyard
that Wyatt lost.

[game pieces clatter]

- We did not lose.
What had happened was--

- Nobody cares, bruh.
[chuckles]

Let's just play the game.
I want that reservation.

- Well, too damn bad,
'cause it's mine. I'm in.

- Ooh, I love the drama.

Let the games begin!

[upbeat hip-hop music]

- This is nuts.

We don't have to do
a wellness check on Nicky.

- She hasn't texted me
in hours,

and the last couple texts
I've gotten from her

had no emojis.

No emojis, Anthony!

- That's not a big deal.
I think she's fine.

- Oh, hey.

- Ooh.
Hey, Nicky.

[disquieting music]

[plate clatters]
- [chuckles softly]

- I think you missed
the trash can.

- Can't miss
what you're not aiming at.

Michael Jordan said that.

What are you guys doing here?

[sneezes] Oh.
[cats meowing]

- Nicky, aren't you allergic
to cats?

- Oh, big time.

I went out to get the mail,
and they followed me inside,

so I gave them salmon,
and now they're my sistahs.

That's Eunice, Boo-nice,
and that's Mila Kunis.

I think she's pregnant.
[sneezes]

- Hey, Nicky, you good?

- I'm fine.
I'm just... [coughs]

Having a little bit
of trouble breathing.

- 'Cause you're allergic
to cats.

- Oh, yeah.
Maybe that's what it is.

[sneezes]

Anyway, I think I'm gonna go
take a shower

and see if that helps.

♪ Boo-boo ba-doo boop
[kisses]

BRB.

[coughs]

[sneezes]
- Okay.

- Welcome back
to The Perfect Pair Part Two:

Restaurant Edition.

All right, here's the deal.

Both of you wanna go
to Dorky Bunny.

- It's called Dirt & Honey.
- Semantics.

Anyway, I'll give you each
an opportunity

to tell me in your own words

why you deserve to be
my plus-one.

You've both had an hour
to prepare.

- We've had five minutes.
- Wow.

Someone has a poor grasp
of time.

He'll probably be late
to dinner.

- Ooh, noted.

Noah, make your case.

- Look, you hardly even know
Wyatt.

He didn't grow up with you
like I did.

You guys are
barely even friends.

- Hey, Sherm and I are close.

- Your relationship is tenuous
at best.

- That is not true.

Sherm and I even have
our own inside jokes, huh?

I'll take a big ol' booty
to go.

[laughs]

- This is the first I'm hearing
of this.

- Come on, you remember.
It was your birthday,

and I ordered a big old burger
to go, but you thought I said--

- I said I don't remember.
Please move on.

- Okay, first off,
I make more sense practically

because I eat small portions

and this place has
shared plates.

Now good luck sharing anything
with this garbage disposal.

- That is low,
that is slanderous,

and that is not based in truth.
- Oh, really?

Then what'd you have
for lunch today?

- What does that have to do
with anything?

- I'll tell you what I had
for lunch today.

I had a Caesar salad
with four croutons.

And I only ate
one of those croutons,

which leaves three croutons
for you, Sherm.

- Hmm, I like the way
that math shakes out.

Noah, I would like to know
what you had for lunch today.

- What?
Well, that's irrelevant.

- Answer the damn question!
- Fine!

Three burritos!

Some chicken fried rice and...

and then two cannolis.
- Damn.

What kind of crazy-ass fusion
spot did you get all that at?

- I went
to three different spots.

- Oh, damn.

[mellow hip-hop music]

♪

- Oh, here she comes.

[cat meows]

Oh, that's not her.

She's been in her room
for over 45 minutes now.

- Yeah, and it sounded like
she was either singing

or screaming in the shower.

- Oh, here she comes.

- Woo-whee!

Sorry, y'all.
I fell asleep in the shower.

Anyway, I gotta go.
I have a date.

- What? We just got here.
Who's the date with?

- Oh, this guy that I met
on Heart Match.

I don't remember his name,
but it don't matter.

I'ma call him Sal.
[chuckles]

Ooh, this bag will do.
All right, ha-ha!

- Okay, she's clearly
not doing great.

- Yeah, but I guess
it could be worse.

I mean, she's not doing
anything reckless.

[engine revving]
- Later, bitches!

- All right.
That's pretty reckless.

.

- Have you heard anything
from Nicky?

- No, and if anything

happens to her,
I'm gonna feel so bad.

- Hey, it's not your fault.

- She's upset
because I'm moving,

so yeah, it is.

- Yeah, I guess it is kinda
your fault.

Sorry. Was I not supposed
to agree with that?

[engine rumbling]

- [sighs]
Come here.

[both grunt and kiss]

Ugh, I gotta go.

I don't know
why my friends are still here.

- Okay. Well, I guess
I'll see you soon?

- I don't know.
Maybe, Sal.

- My name's James.

- Goodbye, Sal.

Ooh, yeah! Get it!
[chuckles]

[sighs]

- Nicky, what are you doing?

- And did you buy a motorcycle?

- It's a rental.
I was feeling adventurous.

- When did you get
your motorcycle license?

- You need a special license
for a motorcycle? Huh.

- Nicky, can we talk about
what you're going through?

- No. I don't need to talk.

I don't need you guys
waiting around for me.

I don't understand why you guys
are still here.

- Whoopi Goldberg!

- Whoa, are you serious
right now?

You're pulling the Whoopi card?

- What the hell is
"the Whoopi card"?

- Last year, Nicky and I
had a movie night,

and we watched
her favorite film, "Ghost."

- Perfect film. No notes.

- And then afterwards,
we stayed up all night,

getting real about our lives.

And we made a promise
to ourselves

that if either of us
ever held back

our true feelings,

we could play the Whoopi card.

- Cool.
Thanks for the backstory.

- So I'm using the Whoopi card.

'Cause, Nicky,
you in danger, girl.

- What am I supposed to do,
Fay, make new friends? Ew!

- Well, yeah.

- Well, I don't want to,
though.

- I totally understand.
I'm gonna miss you too.

But I'm not dying.

I'm just moving to New York.

We can still be friends.
- True.

- We can do everything
we do now, just on FaceTime.

- You're right. I guess it
won't be so different.

- Right.
- Exactly.

- You know what?
I wish I could handle it

as well as you, Anthony.

You're so strong.

- Yeah, I guess I am.

- You know, I'm a mess,

and my friendship with Fay

is pretty much gonna stay
the same.

But your relationship,
it's D-E-A-D, it's dead.

And look at you,
walking around just fine.

- Yeah, totally fine.

- Yeah, I mean, I could
FaceTime Fay any time I want,

but you? Oh, you'll never kiss

or embrace her again
in a sexual way.

But you're fine.

- Right.

- I feel better.

I'm gonna be strong like you,
Anthony.

- Good. I love you.

- I love you too.
Now hug me.

- Okay

- [chuckles]

- Mm, you smell like a satchel.

- Do you wanna get on the bike
and go for--

- No.
- Absolutely not.

- There you are.

The suspense
has been killing us.

Now, who are you gonna take
to dinner?

- Okay.

After a long night
of deliberation,

I have decided

that I'm still undecided...

- Oh, come on!
- Damn!

- Which means it's time
for round two.

- Fine.
- Let's go.

- So I've put together
some scenarios

to help me come
to a decision.

Contestant number one,
we're at Dirty Sexy Money.

- Dirt & Honey.
- Whatever.

We order some cocktails,

and mine is too spicy.

What do you do?
- Easy.

I politely wave down the
server,

tell him that your drink
was unsatisfactory

and that we'd like
a replacement

with much less spice.

- Mm, interesting.

Contestant number two,
what's your response?

- Trick question.
Sherm love the spice.

- And the spice love Sherm.

Point, contestant number two.
- Yes!

- You know you can use
our names, right?

- You remain nameless
until I name a winner.

Next question.

We just finished eating,
and it was amazing,

mostly because of my hot takes.

Where will you take me
after dinner?

Contestant number one,
we'll start with you.

- Oh, well, there's
this really dope wine bar

called Mignon
which is close by.

Figure we could go there
for a nightcap post dinner.

- [chuckles] That's lame.

I'd take you
to a Clippers game.

- You're pandering.

I'm more
than just a Clippers fan.

Point, contestant number one.

- [laughs]
- Damn it.

- Hey, so, I think something
might be up with Anthony now.

- What makes you say that?

- Well, yesterday,
after you said

that our relationship was dying

and that
he might never kiss me again,

he started acting really weird.

And then we went out to dinner,
and he spent a lot of money.

Like, a lot.

- Thank you for dining with us
this evening.

Would you mind
if I take the check?

- Oh, for sure.
Here you go.

- Holy [bleep]!

Are you sure about this?
- Oh, yeah, I'm sure.

- [stammering] I mean, I--

did you see this?
- I--

He tipped the waiter 400%.
It was crazy.

- Damn.

Usually he, like,
throws himself into work,

but when he is really
going through it,

he stress-spends.

- But he's an accountant.
- I know.

It's his dirty, freaky,
nasty little secret.

- Oh, I feel terrible.

First, I messed up your life,
and now I'm messing up his?

We should probably check on him
before he goes bankrupt.

- Let's hop on my hog.
- What?

- I have the motorcycle
for another week.

Trust me, you're gonna love it.

[funk music]

♪

- Gentlemen, I know this
is taking some time,

but no one said it would be
easy figuring out

who would be my plus-one
to Sand & Syrup.

- It is Dirt & Honey.

- Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot.
Because I don't care.

Now, it's time for the third
and final round.

- Okay.
- So what's up?

- I'm very excited to announce

that we have a new challenger
entering the competition.

both: Ron Ron?

- What up, man?

Thanks for having me.

Happy to throw my hat
into the ring, man.

- What?
- Come on.

- I thought you guys were
on bad terms.

- Oh, we settled
our differences.

Ron Ron's the homey again.

- And I've always wanted
to go to Gin & Rummy.

both: Dirt & Honey!

- Tomato, tomato.

- I can't believe this.

- Sherm, I got
two Clippers tickets

with your name on it.

- Mm, that's pandering.
And I like it.

- You didn't like it
when I did it before.

- What can I say?
Another classic Sherm 180.

- You know what?
I've had enough.

This competition is wack.
I'm out.

- What?
- Me too.

- We almost done!

[chuckles] Well, looks like
you win by default, Ron Ron.

- A win's a win.

Thanks again, man.
- [chuckles]

[knocking on door]

- I still can't believe
how good you are

at riding a motorcycle.

- I know, right?

My secret is,
I'm very good at everything.

- Hey.
What are you guys doing here?

- Hey, um,

we were just a little worried
about you.

- What? Why?

- You know, because
of all the overspending?

- I have no idea what you guys
are talking about.

Oh, uh, can you guys move
to the side, please?

Fourth flatscreen just arrived.
- Fourth?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

.

- Ooh, ooh-whee.

- Y'all want
some vegan chocolate fondue?

It's delicious.

- Good lord, Anthony.

How much money did you spend
in the last 48 yours?

- Oh, not too much.

I got good deals
on all this stuff.

Oh, and Fay,
I got you something.

Yeah.

- Oh, wow.
- It's vegan.

- How much did that cost?

- Not much.
Just a couple racks.

- A couple of racks?
- What?

Anthony, this is
really thoughtful and all,

but if you were doing
the accounting

on all these purchases,

how would you classify
all this?

- Um, well, gifts,
dining and entertainment,

home office
furniture and equipment,

miscellaneous.

- And what would you tell
someone

who was spending this much?

- I'd tell them, "great job."
[laughs]

- Anthony.

- Yeah, I'd tell them,
"great job ruining your life."

Oh, no!

Patrick Swayze!

- The hell are you
talking about?

- Patrick Swayze from "Ghost"?
- I know him.

- I figured since I'm a guy,
I'd, you know, use Swayze.

- Well, that's kind of dumb.

Also, "Ghost" is kind of like
our thing.

- Be nice.
- All right.

- Hey, what's going on?

- I just--

I was doing well until Nicky
started talking

about how you and I were done.

- We'll always be friends.

- Yeah, but done romantically.

It just hit me,
and it hit me hard.

Guess I just channeled all my
feelings

into all
these crazy-ass purchases.

I'm ashamed to be an accountant
right now.

- No.

Channel your feelings
into helping me throw Fay

a great going-away party.

- Right, smart.

That'll be a good distraction.
- Exactly.

A great way to hide

our horrible, sad,
no-good feelings

about Fay leaving.

- Yes. Let's throw a party.
Yeah?

[mellow music]

[indistinct conversation]

- Hey. How's Ron Ron?

Bet he's excited
about that dinner.

- Well, it turns out Ron Ron
had a conflict

and he can't make it anymore.

- Oh, really?
What was the conflict?

- You owe me a drink.
Next round's on you!

- Nah, nah, nah!

You owe me a drink.
The next round's on you.

- How about a roundhouse
to the face?

- Oh! So you wanna boogie-bop?

- Yeah, so let's bop
the boogie then.

- No, guys--

- I wanna say I'm sorry

for what I put y'all two
through

with this reservation.

- We don't trust you.

What's the endgame here?

- Nah, for real.
I just couldn't decide

because y'all
are both great friends

and I didn't wanna let
either of you down.

- So what's the endgame here?

- Nah, I'm done with the games.

I think you two should take
the reservation

to Dirt & Honey.

- He said the name right.
- Wow.

I guess the games
really have ended.

But you know what?

I don't wanna go
to that restaurant without you.

- Neither do I.

Fay wouldn't want us being
all petty

about who you should take.

So let's just get a reservation
for the three of us.

For five years from now.
- OK, word. That sounds great.

But what do we do
with this reservation?

- I think I have an idea.

[soft electronic music]

♪

- Ladies and gentlemen,
friends and family,

welcome to Fay's
Bye-Bye-Bachata Bash!

Please welcome
the woman of the hour,

Fay Guadalupe Garcia Peña
de la Cruz!

[cheers and applause]

[Latin music playing]

♪

Fay?
- [hushed] Fay isn't here.

- Huh?
- What happened?

- She left five minutes ago,

right after she told me

she's not gonna take the job
in New York.

She seemed really distraught

and wouldn't go
into any details,

but I just know it's because
of something I did.

- Definitely.
So give us a second

to clean up this little mess
that you made, okay?

- Okay.
Thank you so much.

- Okay.

[chuckles, groans]

We definitely screwed this up.
- Yup.

We need to find her.
- Yes.

- Do you have any idea
where she might be?

- Um... um, um, um,
um, um, um, um...

I think so. Let's go.

- How are you so good at that?

- The internet's
the wild, wild west.

Everybody's traceable.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!

.

[downbeat music]

♪

- Hey, Fay.

- Hey, guys.

- So you're not
at your own party,

and Amir tells us that you quit
the New York job?

- I don't wanna talk
about it.

- Whoopi Goldberg.

- [sighs] Okay.

Seeing you guys so upset
about me leaving

made me wonder if I made
the right choice

moving back to New York.

- But we didn't mean
to do that.

- I know.
It's just, I took the job

because I've been inspired
by you two.

I mean,
I literally asked myself,

"what would Nicky
and Anthony do?"

And I feel like you guys
would follow your careers.

But then you both spiraled out,
that made me spiral,

and now I'm just not sure.

- Fay, as much
as we're gonna miss you,

we'd be terrible friends
to keep you

from an incredible opportunity
like this.

- Yeah, and if you think
we're sad now,

you have no idea
how much we'll spiral

if you don't take this job
because of us.

- I will go bankrupt.
- I will get a motorcycle

and never get
a motorcycle license.

[laughter]

- [speaking Spanish]

- Sexy. What does that mean?

- It means distance is just
a measure of love's reach.

My abuela used to say that
to me.

She lived in the D.R.,

but I never felt
like she was that far away.

- And neither are we.

You'll always be
a part of the crew.

- Aw.

I'm gonna miss you guys.

- We'll miss you too.

Bring it in. Ah!
- Ah! [laughs]

[laughter]

- ♪ To just flow

♪ Flow, oh, oh

- Anthony, Nicky,

thank you so much
for bringing Fay back here.

- Yeah, of course.
- For sure.

- Fay, look,
I know I upset you.

- What?
- It's okay.

I'm taking full ownership
of it.

I put you in your head

about this whole
New York thing.

- Oh, no, that wasn't--

- No, no, it was him.
Let him finish.

- Look, I put way
too much pressure on you.

And if you're willing,

I'd love to offer you
the general management position

and give you an ownership stake
in Cru Bar New York.

Will that make up
for everything I've done?

- Yes. I accept.

And I forgive you.
- Perfect!

I'm so glad
we were able to work this out.

What a journey
this has been for us, huh?

Hey, everybody.
Drinks on me tonight!

[cheering]

- ♪ Winter's tough
♪ Winter is tough

♪ I've been waiting
for summer ♪

- Hey, Fay. The three of us
wanted to get you something

a little special
for your going away.

- Aww.

[gasps] I love it.

"Clang, clang"!

all: Clang, clang.

- I hope you guys didn't spend
too much on this.

- No, we used that reservation
you gave me.

We sold it to this rich couple
in Pasadena

and used the money to buy that.

- Oh, so I kind
of got this for myself.

- Uh, no.
- I still love it.

[laughter]

- Nicky, didn't you say that
you got a gift for Fay too?

- No, you misheard me.

- I'm pretty sure
I heard you say

that you got her something.

- Okay, well, maybe
I didn't realize

we were doing
sentimental stuff,

so let's leave it at that.
I'm good.

- No. What is it?

- [sighs]
Okay, let's just say--

- Did somebody call
for a repair man?

- Jerry Pipe?

Aww, thank you, Nicky!
[both laugh]

- Congrats on the new gig, Fay.

I'm so proud of you.

- Ooh.

Here, hold this.

[upbeat music]

♪

[mellow hip-hop music]

- ♪ Somebody give me

♪ Somebody tell me
the answers ♪

♪ Me and you
isn't the answer ♪

♪ Me and you isn't

♪ Maybe I'm telling myself
that ♪

♪ But there ain't nothing
that'll change that ♪

♪ What good would it be

♪ If I knew how you felt
about me ♪

♪ It could've been right
but I was wrong ♪

- So...

this is it.

- This is it.

- ♪ You know that
I can't get caught up ♪

- Fay, I, uh--

- I know.

- ♪ Now and again,
we will dream about ♪

♪ And think about
what we could have been ♪

♪ Oh, I'm holding it in
'cause I know in the end ♪

♪ We can dream about,
I think about what ♪

[horns honking]

♪ We could have been

♪ Oh, no

♪

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