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Woody: cheers is filmed before
A live studio audience.
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And we're on
The help line
With...
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Oh. Me.
Me. Hi. Uh...
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Hello? My name
Is r...Rapunzel.
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And I'm sorry if I sound
A little bit nervous,
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But this is
The first time
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I've ever called
A radio show for help.
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But I have this problem
And it's so horrendous
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And I didn't have
Anyplace else to turn.
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Now, I have this new boss
At work.
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And he's incredibly rich
And he's incredibly powerful,
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But he's also
Sort of...
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Oh, god, how can I put this
Without sounding mean...
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A weaselly little twerp.
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Anyway, this guy
Asked me out.
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And to get out of going out
With him, I told him
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That I was going with
This guy named sam...Son.
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So samson, who can be
An incredible jerk sometimes,
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Told my boss, the twerp,
That we broke up.
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All right.
So my boss--
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The twerp?
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Right.
My boss asked me out,
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And you're not
Gonna believe this--
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He proposed to me.
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I mean, the only thing
I could think of to do
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Without jeopardizing my career
Was to tell my boss
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That I was still
In love with samson.
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But I cannot keep
Avoiding the guy.
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As an example, he is upstairs
Right now
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Having lunch at mel--monaco.
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Melmonaco's.
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The thing is that
Now I'm worried.
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Do you think I did
The right thing?
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I think so.
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Now, did you have
A gardening
Question?
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You called the "Dr.
Green thumb" show.
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Just a reminder, rapunzel,
Plant your bulbs early.
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[laughs]
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* sometimes
You wanna go *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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* and they're always
Glad you came *
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* you want to be
Where you can see *
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* our troubles
Are all the same *
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* you want to go *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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That's a beautiful birdie
You got there on the ninth.
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You guys are
Playing golf today, eh?
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Yeah.
Nothing like bashing
The ol' pill around.
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Young woody nicklaus here
Broke 80.
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All right,
Wood man.
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You shot under 80
For 18 holes?
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Well, no, actually,
It was 17.
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The 18th hole's
The windmill.
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If you're stupid
Enough to play
That one,
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It's going to eat
Your little
Colored ball.
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You were playing
Miniature golf?
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Do you have any idea
How long those real
Golf courses are?
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Gentlemen, that was
A pretty poor showing
For a power lunch.
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Ralph, you're going to
Have to start doing
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Something more than
Just taking up space
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At these meetings.
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How does a guy
So young get to be
So incredibly powerful?
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I just try to maintain
A cheerful attitude
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And not abuse
My position.
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I recently read
A "Forbes" profile
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On our young mr. Teal.
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Apparently, he started
With his father's firm,
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Kicked the old guy out
When he was 17,
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Hasn't looked
Back since.
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Big deal.
Did he ever win
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A purple ribbon in
The jefferson county spelldown?
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Anathema.
A-n-a-t-h-e-m-a.
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Anathema.
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Touche, woody.
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Touche. T-o-u-c-h-e
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And a little slanty line.
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Touche.
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Excuse me.
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Is miss howe in?
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She's in her office.
You want me to go
Get her?
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No. Don't bother.
Dennis.
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Miss howe?
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Oh, no.
Oh, yes.
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The master of the universe
Awaits your presence.
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Dennis,
I sense bitterness.
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I've never
Heard you talk
Like this before.
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Oh, I could tell you
Stories, honey.
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Here she is, sir,
Per your request.
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So, how's the greatest
Love story ever told
Working out?
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Sam and I are just
As steady as ever.
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As steady as yesterday
When you broke up twice?
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Things are different.
It's more serious.
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I won't consider it
Really serious
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Until I see a ring
On your finger.
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Well, what I meant
By serious is, um...
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Is that sam and I
Are engaged.
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Hey, everybody.
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Congratulations,
Sammy.
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What for?
She was just
A stewardess.
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Stop joking,
You big lug,
And come here.
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Can you excuse us
Just a second, martin?
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We have to discuss
Our silver pattern.
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Dennis, get me
The papers on
The tri-cor merger.
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Just keep your
Stupid mouth shut,
And smile.
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We're engaged.
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Well. Great. Well,
Let's begin the honeymoon.
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Sam, we're not actually
Getting married.
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Well, that's
Even better.
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I can enjoy
The honeymoon.
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Come on, sam.
It's just a way
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To get martin
Off my back.
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Oh, dear!
You mean
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The problem-free
Relationship suddenly
Developed a glitch?
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I can't very well tell
The future president
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Of the corporation no.
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I'd never
Work again.
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Please, sam, just
Help me out here.
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Just until
Martin gets over me.
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Come on.
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I don't know.
I...
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You know,
If I go along
With this,
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Will you go
To bed with me?
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Let's put it
This way--
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If you don't
Go along with this,
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I will never
Go to bed with you.
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All right.
So in other words...
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If I don't...
No, wait, wait.
That means if you...
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All right, this is
Me, this is you,
This is the bed.
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Sam, just do it!
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I don't personally
Think we need
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The salad forks,
Honey,
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But you're
The entertainer
In the family.
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Well, I suppose
Congratulations
Are in order.
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Oh, well,
Thank you, sir.
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Yeah, I never thought
I'd get her,
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But it looks like
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Becky here is going
To be my everloving,
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Everlasting, little
Bundle of kisses.
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Little bundle of
Open-mouth kisses.
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Isn't he sweet?
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I'd like to propose a toast
To the happy couple,
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And especially
To rebecca howe,
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The only thing I ever wanted
And haven't gotten.
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Same here. Um...
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Will you excuse me
Just for a minute?
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Hey, sammy! Quite
A squeezerooney
You got there.
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I had no idea.
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Sammy, tell me
It isn't true.
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Carla, come on.
It's not true.
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I knew that.
You're a lousy actor.
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I'm pretty good,
Though, huh?
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Well, actually, carla,
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As a student
Of the theater,
I have to correct you.
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What you were doing
There is not
Called acting.
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It's called improvising.
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Shut up, woody.
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Now, that
Would be directing.
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So when's
The big event?
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I was kind of
Planning on tonight.
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You're getting
Married tonight?
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Married?
Oh, no, I'm sorry.
I thought you were
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Talking about
Something else.
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It is definitely
Not gonna be tonight.
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The important thing is,
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That we are as one
Forevermore,
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Honeys till
The end of time.
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Well, sam...
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I guess you
Wouldn't be interested
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In spending the next month
Tending bar
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At a seaside resort
We reopened in cancun.
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I'm there!
Whoa, hey.
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Sam!
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Oh, right.
Yeah. Um,
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That wouldn't be
Fair to rebecca here.
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Who could we get
To replace me?
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No problem.
I'll make an exchange
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With the bartender
Down there.
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Well, then
I'm out of here.
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Hey, I'll see you
In a month.
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Adios, amigos!
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Sam?
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Sam! Sam?
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Sam.
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Martin, is this
Your little way
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Of breaking
Sam and me up?
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It's a bona fide
Offer.
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I need
An experienced man
Down there.
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I know what
You're thinking.
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You're thinking
That when sam
Gets down there,
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And he's all alone,
He's gonna start roving.
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Well, I can
Tell you this--
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You can send sam away
For a month or a year,
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And he will only
Think of me.
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Excuse me.
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Do they have
Drugstores there,
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Or should I pack
An extra bag?
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[no audio]
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Ramon, ramon, ramon.
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You have been a terrific
Replacement for sammy.
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I'm really gonna be
Sorry to see you go.
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Although I will
Enjoy watching you
Walk up the stairs.
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Mi corazon
Esta triste
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Porque voy extranar
Toda la gente de cheers.
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Mi carlita.
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La mas que todas.
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Adios, amigos.
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Bye. Take care
Of yourself.
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I don't know what
That latin lover said,
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But I sure dig
The way he said it.
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If you ask me,
Ramon's a lot more
Latin than lover.
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Study after study
Show that the old
Sons of spain
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Just don't have
Our sexual prowess.
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Cliffie, nobody
Has your sexual
Prowess.
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Thanks, man.
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You know,
It seems that
The tropical sun
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Dries out a man's
Vital juices.
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You ever seen
A raisin?
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Have you ever
Seen a doctor?
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Sam was supposed
To be in hours ago.
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Has anybody
Heard from him yet?
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No one's heard a word
From him in weeks.
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Hello, rebecca.
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Heard
From sam recently?
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Have I?
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Every hour
On the hour.
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It's almost
Embarrassing.
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Well, then what's happened
Seems all the more curious.
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What's happened?
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According
To our reports,
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Mr. Malone missed
The corporate jet home.
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I'm sure
There's a simple
Explanation.
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I'll just
Call cancun
This afternoon
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And find out what
The trouble is.
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We have cancun
On the line.
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You're so helpful.
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I'm five months
From retirement.
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Hello? Sam, hi,
This is rebecca.
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You must
Have missed
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Your plane,
You naughty boy.
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So when should
I pick you up
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At the airport,
My darling?
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Sam?
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Sam?
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Hello?
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Sam? Sam?
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Hello, operator?
Operator?
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Yes, I was just
Talking to my
Fiance and--
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Me talko to me
Boyo amigo
In cancun,
250
00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:27,020
And we were
Cut offo.
251
00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:31,058
It's a beautiful
Language, isn't it?
252
00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:35,763
What? You
No operator?
253
00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:37,430
You booseboy?
254
00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:39,366
Oh, busboy.
255
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:40,333
Ok, adios.
256
00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:42,369
No, no adios.
257
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:43,536
Damn.
258
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:44,437
Thank you, dennis.
259
00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:50,110
Rebecca, you're not
Losing anything in sam.
260
00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:51,544
I hear he hasn't
Stopped fooling around
261
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,346
Since he
Got down there.
262
00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:54,414
You had him watched?
263
00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:55,783
I didn't have to.
264
00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:57,751
The man's escapades
Have become legendary.
265
00:11:57,751 --> 00:12:00,821
The indians
In the mountains sing
A folk song about him.
266
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:05,725
Rebecca, let me help you
267
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,560
Take your mind
Off your problems.
268
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,896
I'll pick you up
For dinner,
269
00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:12,599
Maybe a drink,
A trip to paris,
A few laughs.
270
00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:14,067
Martin, not tonight.
271
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,503
I really need time
To get over this.
272
00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:17,938
Well, then,
Tomorrow night.
273
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:19,472
I won't take no
For an answer.
274
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:25,378
I got him.
I got him.
275
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:28,581
I caught my little
Ricardo montalban
276
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,650
Just as he was
Getting into a cab.
277
00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:33,386
Go get your little
Apron on, honey.
278
00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:36,089
Carla, how come
You call ramon
Ricardo montalban?
279
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,791
Because his
Tight little chinos
280
00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:40,393
Are so packed with
Rich corinthian leather.
281
00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:45,966
Oh, yeah, I see
Now that you mention it.
282
00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:48,135
Norm:
I'd, uh...
283
00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:49,469
I'd hate
To change
The subject,
284
00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,071
But I don't know
If anyone else
Recognizes
285
00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:53,240
We seem to have
A little
Problem here.
286
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:54,875
Oh, you need
Another beer,
Mr. Peterson?
287
00:12:57,010 --> 00:13:00,113
Ok, we have
Two problems.
288
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,214
There's
A distinct
Possibility
289
00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:03,150
That sammy may
Never come back.
290
00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:04,651
Frasier: frankly,
I don't blame him.
291
00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:06,419
Beautiful weather,
Miles of beaches.
292
00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:07,720
Yeah, chicks.
293
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,589
No suits, no rules,
No tight shoes
294
00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:10,891
To pinch your feet.
295
00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:12,192
It would be good
To get out of
296
00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:14,027
The city a little
Bit, wouldn't it?
297
00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:17,064
I got five vacation
Days coming to me.
298
00:13:17,064 --> 00:13:18,331
Say, it may be
A crazy idea, but
299
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:20,033
Why don't we go
Down there, too?
300
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:21,101
Lie out in the sun
For a while,
301
00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:23,303
Work on that old
Manana attitude.
302
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,038
Should we do it?
What do you say, guys?
303
00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:29,476
Ah, maybe
Tomorrow.
304
00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:34,347
[mariachi band playing]
305
00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:43,756
Excuse me, bartender.
Can we get a couple of
Pina coladas over here?
306
00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:46,927
Sure thing.
Let me just finish
Making this margarita.
307
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:48,161
So, anyway, margarita...
308
00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:53,533
Buenas noches,
Amigos.
309
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,535
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
310
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,178
¿que tal, pepe?
311
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,746
Los calzones,
Sammy.
312
00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:09,883
Esta agua
Esta muy fria.
313
00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:11,418
Good one, man.
Good one.
314
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:15,555
Let's go, sam.
We're leaving.
315
00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:17,224
I have
A cab outside.
316
00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:20,027
Paquita, what
Are you doing here?
317
00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:23,463
I took the liberty of
Stopping by your room
And packing your bags.
318
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:26,233
I can't believe
You didn't pack
One pair of underpants.
319
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,903
Now, come on.
We're going home.
320
00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:32,572
Home? Sweetheart.
321
00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:33,673
This is home.
322
00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:34,942
I love this place.
323
00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:37,144
Sam, we are leaving
And we are leaving now.
324
00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:39,046
I'm not gonna get
Stuck with martin.
325
00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:42,015
Oh, right, right.
The little one.
326
00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:43,250
Sweetheart, yeah,
I gotta tell ya,
327
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,217
I think
It's high time
328
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,652
You told him
The truth.
329
00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:48,188
I can't tell him
The truth.
I'll get fired.
330
00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:49,990
Well, they got
Plenty of good
331
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:52,425
Job opportunities
Down here.
332
00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:54,361
Can you paint
Pictures on turtles?
333
00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:58,865
Sam, I am asking you,
334
00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:00,400
Not as a woman
Speaking to a man,
335
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,002
I'm asking you
As a friend.
336
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,370
Please, sam,
337
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:06,406
When you
Look back at all
The countless selfish,
338
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:09,242
Petty, vindictive
Things you've done
In your life,
339
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,978
Wouldn't it be wonderful
If you could say,
340
00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:12,245
For one brief moment,
341
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:15,282
That you did something
Good and fine?
342
00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:17,817
This shouldn't be
Turning me on,
Should it?
343
00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:18,785
That's it.
344
00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:19,919
Cerveza, sammy.
345
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,421
Be right there,
Pepe.
346
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:22,922
If you won't listen
To my pleas,
347
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,924
Maybe you'll
Listen to this.
348
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,193
You're coming
With me, sam.
349
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,600
Now, let's not do
Anything crazy here.
350
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,136
I bet you wish you had
Those underpants now.
351
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:42,309
Listen, I'm going
To just reach out
352
00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:44,844
My hand here
Real slowly.
353
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:45,979
I want you to relax
354
00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:48,381
And take your finger
Off the trigger.
355
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:50,083
Just put the gun
In my hand.
356
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:54,654
I'm sorry
It's not loaded.
357
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:57,590
I mean,I'm sorry. Period.
It's not loaded. Period.
358
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,928
It's all right,
Everybody.
359
00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:03,663
It was just a joke.
360
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,036
I'm gonna
Go now.
361
00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:10,503
Where do you think
You're going?
362
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:11,771
You can't just walk
Out of here.
363
00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:13,106
You pulled
A gun on me
364
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:15,708
In a resort in the middle
Of a foreign country.
365
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,644
They have laws,
You know.
366
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:18,545
Don't they?
367
00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:22,449
Good-bye, sam.
368
00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:27,987
Pobrecita.
369
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,989
Oh, no, she's
Like that all the time.
370
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,159
This isn't even
A bad day for her.
371
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:33,826
¿son todas las
Babes de boston
372
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,395
Locas como esta?
373
00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:37,764
No. No. She's kind of
The queen of loco.
374
00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:41,168
I mean, she was nutty
The first day
I met her.
375
00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:44,437
She's hyper.
You know what I mean?
Hyper?
376
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,706
All she thinks about
Is her stupid career
377
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:47,940
And she keeps
Blowing it.
378
00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:49,142
I can't tell you
How many times
379
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,577
I've had to pull
That lady's fat
380
00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:52,812
Out of the fire.
381
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:53,813
Get this--
You know,
382
00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:56,116
This is
Her latest escapade.
383
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:58,485
She wants me to pretend
To be her fiance
384
00:16:58,485 --> 00:16:59,619
Because she doesn't
Want to marry
385
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:02,222
This pint-sized executive
Back home.
386
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:03,390
And what do I get
For my troubles?
387
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:06,459
A gun stuck in my face.
388
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,961
You know what
The sorriest thing is?
389
00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:11,298
Me.
390
00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:14,033
I still like her.
391
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,268
Why is that, pepe?
392
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,339
Nice buns, sammy?
393
00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:25,378
You people see things
So clearly.
394
00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:34,154
Hey, ramon, listen.
We're heading over
To casa de clavin
395
00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:37,290
For our weekly
Video film classic.
396
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,092
You want to take
Sammy's seat?
397
00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:40,260
I'm busy.
398
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:41,961
I got it rented
For a couple of days.
399
00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:43,530
How about
Tomorrow night?
400
00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:44,864
Uh...
401
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:45,832
I am busy.
402
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:46,799
Yeah?
403
00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:49,035
Sorry.
404
00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:50,170
He's a nice guy,
That ramon,
405
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:52,205
But he's no sammy,
Is he, now?
406
00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:55,408
But then again,
Cliffie...
407
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,744
He's a lot more sammy
Than you and I will ever be.
408
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:06,553
Hey, boss.
409
00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:08,288
The last of the riffraff
Just cleared outta here.
410
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:09,422
You want to lock up?
411
00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:15,495
Sure, carla.
Can you show me how
A key works again?
412
00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:17,964
Oh, brother.
You been in there
Drinking all night?
413
00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:20,200
Carla,
I am celebrating.
414
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,169
I think I am
The luckiest woman
415
00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:23,703
In the world.
416
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:26,173
I'm going to marry
The geek tycoon.
417
00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:30,843
And you know, he's gonna
Give me money and jewels
418
00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:33,146
And all sorts
Of rich stuff.
419
00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:35,315
I'm gonna be so rich,
I can stink,
420
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:37,184
And no one
Will even tell me.
421
00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,920
I'm sure you two will
Be very happy together.
422
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,722
I'm sure
I will, too.
423
00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:44,257
I'm gonna spend
The rest of my life
424
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:46,159
Living in
Big, old mansions,
425
00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:47,560
Wearing
Fabulous clothes,
426
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:50,830
And being real
Nasty to the help.
427
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,334
You feeling
Sorry for yourself
428
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:56,869
Because you have
To marry a rich guy?
429
00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:59,539
Boo-hoo, boo-hoo.
430
00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:02,609
Come on, carla,
You wouldn't
Trade eddie for him.
431
00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:04,744
I'd trade eddie
For a ride in his car.
432
00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:08,681
Now, if you'll
Excuse me,
433
00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:11,684
I have a spam casserole
Lurking in the oven.
434
00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:18,558
Hey, we're
The same size.
435
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:29,369
Hi, honey.
You're home.
436
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:34,541
See? Aren't I gonna make
You a wonderful wife?
437
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:37,043
You've been drinking,
Haven't you?
438
00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:39,412
Just a sippy or two
To celebrate.
439
00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:40,813
Well, now that sam's
Out of the picture,
440
00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:43,049
I assume that leaves
The path clear for me.
441
00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:45,117
Shall we proceed?
442
00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:48,020
Rebecca, will you
Do me the honor
443
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,156
Of becoming my wife?
444
00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:51,524
I guess.
445
00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:56,028
Outstanding.
Shall we set a date?
446
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,730
Whenever.
I don't care.
447
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,435
You're about to see
My impulsive side.
448
00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:10,443
This is justice
Of the peace wilson.
449
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:13,546
These are four dozen
Long-stemmed red roses.
450
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:16,182
I'm the prospective
Bridegroom.
451
00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:18,217
Guess what you are?
452
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,652
Dead meat on a hook?
453
00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:25,091
Um, martin,
You can't do this.
454
00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:27,627
My parents
Aren't here.
455
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:29,929
Your parents
Aren't here.
456
00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:31,130
My mother passed away,
457
00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:32,799
And you know my father.
458
00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:40,440
Dennis?
459
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:44,277
Welcome
To the family.
460
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:45,778
Rebecca, you should
Know by now
461
00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:47,213
That I haven't gotten
Where I am
462
00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:49,516
By waiting for things
To come to me.
463
00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:51,984
As far as I'm concerned,
This is a done deal.
464
00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:53,420
So, let's make it legal.
465
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:56,188
Hey, baby, I'm back!
Call off the federales.
466
00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:57,724
Sam!
467
00:20:57,724 --> 00:20:59,125
I couldn't stay
Away from you
468
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:01,661
For another second,
My darling.
469
00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:02,629
Kiss me.
470
00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:13,706
Oop!
471
00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:16,976
Hey, did I interrupt
Something here?
472
00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:19,379
No, martin and I
Were just gonna
Get married.
473
00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:20,980
But now that
You're back--
474
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:23,516
Ah, martin...
475
00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:24,784
I'm so sorry.
476
00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:29,789
This is really
Tearing me apart,
477
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:32,792
But I need
To follow my heart.
478
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:36,363
Well, if that's
What you feel, rebecca,
You got it.
479
00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:38,998
I hope you two will be
Very happy together,
480
00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:40,400
But remember,
You blew it
481
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:43,235
In a big, big way.
482
00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:46,906
I hope this won't
Affect our business
Relationship.
483
00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:47,974
Why should it?
484
00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:51,944
Gee, when I sober up,
485
00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:55,081
I'm probably gonna
Worry about this.
486
00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:56,082
Better not
Let that happen.
487
00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,489
I don't believe this.
488
00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:05,558
You came all the way
Back here just for me?
489
00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:06,893
I just feel
So terrible
490
00:22:06,893 --> 00:22:10,797
For everything
I ever said
Or did to you.
491
00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:11,798
Well, gee, now,
492
00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:16,235
There must be some way
You can thank me.
493
00:22:16,235 --> 00:22:18,438
You're right, sam.
494
00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:20,907
I think the time
Has finally come.
495
00:22:20,907 --> 00:22:22,174
Yeah.
496
00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:23,776
You've waited
Long enough.
497
00:22:27,614 --> 00:22:28,448
Oh!
498
00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:29,582
Oh, no, no.
499
00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:36,589
That's funny.
500
00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:38,525
Usually they
Pass out afterwards.
501
00:22:50,236 --> 00:22:51,404
No, no, no, no.
502
00:22:51,404 --> 00:22:52,739
I am a gentleman.
503
00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:57,076
But I may never
Have this chance again.
504
00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:05,685
[humming]
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