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"Cheers"Is filmed before
A live studio audience.
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Sam, two nights ago
On the boat,
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You demonstrated in
No uncertain terms
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That you and I
Are inevitable.
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You said those words
I had hoped to hear
For so long--
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"Will you marry me?"
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Before thinking,
I responded, "No."
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But then I realized
All I needed
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Was some time alone
To clear my mind.
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Now I have
Returned to you with
A resounding "Yes!"
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It's fate, sam.
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I don't like it
Any more
Than you do,
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But I've decided
To accept it.
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Therefore, I'm going
To work here
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So that when you
Finally accept it--
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As we both know
You will--
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We can move forward
To build and nurture
Our relationship.
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Excuse me.
I have customers
To wait on.
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No, you--
Lis--listen.
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I don't--I don't
Want you here.
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I don't want you
In the building.
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I don't want you
On this planet!
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He's crazy
About me.
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No, I'm not
Crazy about her.
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I tell you,
You make me sick
To my stomach.
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That's how I am
About her.
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We have kind of
A little thing going.
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Now, what would
You like?
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I'm sorry.
This isn't my table.
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Miss chambers?
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You know I'm your friend, and
Friends should stick together,
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So I'm really happy
You're back.
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Oh, woody, thanks.
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Well, kind of happy because
Sam's my friend, too.
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So I can't be too happy,
Or else he'll can me,
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Which would make me
Really sad.
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And I know you, as my friend,
Wouldn't be happy about that.
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So whatever you do,
Don't tell sam
What I just told you.
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What did you just
Tell me?
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Perfect.
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* makin' your way
In the world today *
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* takes everything
You've got *
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* takin' a break
From all your worries *
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* sure would help a lot *
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* wouldn't you like
To get away? *
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* sometimes
You wanna go *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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* and they're always
Glad you came *
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* you wanna be
Where you can see *
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* our troubles
Are all the same *
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* you wanna be *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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* you wanna go
Where people know *
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* people are all the same *
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* you wanna go where
Everybody knows your name *
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Sam, what do you
Think of vivaldi
At the ceremony?
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You can invite
Anybody you want.
I don't care.
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As a matter of fact,
Nobody's
Gonna be there
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Because there's
Not gonna be
A wedding.
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But if you want
To work here,
That's fine.
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You've got
My blessings.
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I'm glad you've come around
To see the wisdom of it.
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Oh, there's
Wisdom in it.
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There's tons
Of wisdom.
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Let me tell you why.
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I want you to have
A front-row seat here
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For all the luscious
Babes I'm gonna have
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Marching through
Here every night.
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As a matter of fact,
From now on,
It's casaba city,
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And you're looking
At the mayor.
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You'll pardon me if I don't
Refer to you as "Your honor"?
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I'm going down to
The cape this weekend
For a little r and r--
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That's rhonda
And room service.
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Hey hey!
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[laughter]
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I love the cape--
We spent so many
Happy hours there
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Sightseeing,
Talking.
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Well, rhonda and I aren't gonna
Have any time for sightseeing.
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We're gonna be just coming up
For air long enough to order
Some of that fish head soup.
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Bouillabaisse.
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No, I mean it.
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Fine. I couldn't
Care less.
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I'll just
Continue on
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Secure in the
Knowledge that
You love me.
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I did--I did not say
"I love you."
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You proposed to me.
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Love and marriage
Go together.
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Why else would you
Propose to someone?
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Nevertheless,
Do what you will.
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But keep in mind
That you might
Try to sabotage
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This tryst of yours
Because deep
In your heart,
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You know
It's not right--
We are.
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Oh, yeah, I see
What you're doing.
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You're trying to plant
A little seed in my brain.
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Oh, don't be silly.
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I know of nothing that
Grows in solid rock.
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Yeah.
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Hi, everybody.
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Hi, diane.
Welcome back.
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Carla, you don't
Seem surprised that
I'm working here.
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I knew you'd return.
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Your kind always does...
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Like roaches
After atomic testing.
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Well, I must say
I'm relieved to see
You act this way.
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I was expecting
Something a little
More violent.
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No.
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I'm glad you're back.
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You see, I got
This theory.
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If you and sam hang around
Each other long enough,
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One of you is gonna
Kill the other.
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Now, if sam
Kills you, fine.
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If you kill sam,
I'll turn you in,
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Get a reward,
And you'll get the chair.
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Ssss!
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Either way,
I come up a winner!
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I think we're
Becoming friends.
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Let's have a slumber
Party sometime.
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Hey! There's
A kitty cat in here!
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A guy gave him to me
On the way in
This morning.
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You know, my kids
Have been giving me
A lot of crap
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About not having
Any pets, so I
Figure max here
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Ought to shut
Them up for a while.
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What do you call
The little one?
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What little one?
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All that wheat's
Making you
Hallucinate.
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Oh, great!
She's having babies!
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There's another one!
You're a farm boy.
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What are you
Supposed to do
To stop this?
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Well, it's too late
To go to the drugstore.
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I swear,
I swear this cat
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Was not pregnant
When I got it!
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The minute it
Becomes a tortelli,
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It starts dropping
Them like...
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[phone rings]
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Oh, yeah.
There you are.
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Well, I'm off
For my weekend, diane.
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Oh, by the way, did I tell you
That rhonda was double-jointed?
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Woody: hey, sam?
It's for you.
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Yeah, hello?
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Oh, hey, rhonda. I was just
Talking about you.
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Oh--oh, no, don't
Do this to me, ple--
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Well...
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Can't you be
Born again on monday?
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All right.
Well, you, too.
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Phew! Do you believe that?
She canceled on me.
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Women.
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Reminds me of what my
Uncle henry used to say.
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Oh, yeah?
What was that, woody?
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"Women."
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Hey, sammy, don't let diane
Hear about rhonda.
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She'll load that info
Into her shotgun
And take aim, eh?
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Yeah, no one
Is gonna ruin
Sam malone's weekend,
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No matter what
Diane says.
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Yeah, hello, vicki?
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Yeah, it's sam malone.
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Yeah, yeah.
Listen, uh,
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How does the idea of
48 hours of sun and surf
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Up at the cape grab you?
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, if that grabs you,
How does the idea of me
Grabbing you grab you?
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Yeah, all right.
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All right.
Yeah, me, too.
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Ok, I'll see you
In about two hours,
Then, vicki.
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All right. Bye-bye.
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Cliff: yeah, yeah!
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I thought
Her name was rhonda.
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Well, uh,
Rhonda canceled,
But that's good.
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That's good because
I like--I like vicki
Better than rhonda.
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As a matter of fact,
I kind of hope that
Vicki cancels
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Because I have someone
Even better waiting
In the wings.
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I know--me.
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No, no, not you!
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You know, vicki,
I just want you
To know that
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This is gonna be
The most beautiful,
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Terrific,
Special weekend
Of my entire life.
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Listen, you don't need
To keep selling me
On this weekend.
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I'm sold.
All right.
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I'm famished. I wish
They'd take our order.
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They'll be here,
Don't worry.
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Nothing is gonna
Ruin this weekend,
I'll tell you that.
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Ah.
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Perfect.
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Have you decided?
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What'll
You have?
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What's the catch
Of the day?
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You mean
Besides me?
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Ha ha ha!
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Oh, this is
Great, isn't it?
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Isn't this
Great?
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We're having
Fun.
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I'll take
The scallops.
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Yeah,
Two of those.
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That'll be good,
Yeah.
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Oh! Jeez!
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Are you sure
You're ok?
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Yeah. Are you
Kidding me?
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That was fun
For me.
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Wasn't it fun
For you?
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Very spontaneous,
Refreshing? Ha ha!
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I'll move you
To another table.
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Don't you dare.
This is perfect.
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Thank you.
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Someone tried
To convince me
That this weekend
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Was gonna be
A total disaster.
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Vicki: really? Who?
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That person
Right there!
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Sam!
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What a surprise!
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Hello.
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Hello.
I'm vicki.
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I'm...
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Leaving,
Immediately.
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Diane.
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Are you enjoying
Your weekend?
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Of course
She's enjoying
Her weekend.
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It's a fantastic
Weekend.
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Did you notice
Your table's all wet?
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That's because
We want it
That way.
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As a matter
Of fact, we
Ordered it wet.
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Hey, I think
It's drying out
A little bit.
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Don't you?
There you go.
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That's better.
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Excuse me, miss?
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There's a telephone call
For you at the desk.
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Thank you.
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I'll be right back.
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I'll miss you.
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What the hell
Are you doing here?
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You know, all your talk
Of a lovely weekend
At the cape
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Made me realize
How much I needed
To get away myself.
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Uh-huh.
Hmm!
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It's just the most
Incredible coincidence
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That we ended up
In the same place!
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Yeah. I know what
You're trying to do.
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00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:08,776
You're trying
To rattle me, but
The joke's on you
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Because I'm better
Under pressure.
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I don't rattle.
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Only when you
Shake you head.
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Have fun.
All right.
Mm-hmm.
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You just guaranteed this
Is gonna be the most
Perfect weekend ever.
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Oh, good. Yeah,
You're back.
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Yeah, that's
Perfect.
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00:10:27,094 --> 00:10:28,561
No, why don't you
Sit down over there
At the end.
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This might be
Wet here.
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Sam?
Hmm?
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I'm afraid I'll
Have to leave.
247
00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:36,536
Oh, god, no.
Don't say that, please.
248
00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:39,973
I'm sorry. Look,
That was my sister
On the phone.
249
00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:42,175
Our grandmother's
Ill. I have to fly
To idaho.
250
00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:44,544
Why? You're not a doctor.
Oh, come---
251
00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:45,746
Please, please don't--
252
00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:47,080
Sam, I'm sorry
This happened,
253
00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:49,516
But you're going
To have to
Drive me back.
254
00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:51,051
No, no.
255
00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:53,186
Uh, I have to
Stay here.
256
00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:55,122
Uh, I'll
Call you a cab.
257
00:10:55,122 --> 00:10:57,725
Well, as long as you
Don't go out of your way.
258
00:10:57,725 --> 00:10:58,892
What, again, vicki?
259
00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:02,429
Boy, even rabbits
Take a break to eat.
260
00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:07,467
When you're
Finished there,
261
00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:09,803
Go upstairs
And help the lady
In mr. Malone's room
262
00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:11,471
With her bags.
263
00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:12,806
She's checking out--
264
00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:14,574
Her grandmother's
Ill.
265
00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:16,676
Diane: ha ha ha!
266
00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:21,214
I'd heard she was dead.
267
00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:23,884
It's nice to know
She's just sick.
268
00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:32,359
Woman on tv: pat,
I'd like to buy a vowel.
269
00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:33,493
A vowel?
270
00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:34,594
There are only two spaces left.
271
00:11:34,594 --> 00:11:35,763
She wants to buy a vowel?
272
00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:38,431
Where do they get
These people?
273
00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:41,301
[knock on door]
274
00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:43,236
[tv turns off]
275
00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:46,239
Who is it?
276
00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:48,575
Room service.
277
00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,543
Oh, yeah. Yeah, good.
Thank you.
278
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,946
Put it right over there.
279
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,689
I bet you're wondering
Why I ordered
Two of everything
280
00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:04,357
When there's only me
Up here, huh?
281
00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:06,426
Uh, no, not really.
282
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,597
Well, actually, it's
Because I want to give
The impression that
283
00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:12,833
There are two people
In the room.
284
00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:15,502
Well, you fooled me.
285
00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:19,039
Good, good, good.
286
00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,273
Where are my
Hot fudge sundaes?
287
00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:21,842
I couldn't
Fit them on the tray.
288
00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:23,143
I'll be right back up
With them.
289
00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:24,444
Great.
290
00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:26,179
Make sure you parade them
Around the lobby a couple times
291
00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:28,648
Before you bring them
On up, will you?
292
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:30,750
Sure.
293
00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:36,523
[phone rings]
294
00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:46,633
Hello?
295
00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:48,902
Hi, sam.
How's it going up there?
296
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,704
Uh, fine, fine.
297
00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:53,040
Ha ha ha!
298
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:56,877
Don't do that, vicki!
I'm ticklish!
299
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,747
Sam, I feel an apology
Is in order.
300
00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:04,417
I may have made
Your friend vicki a bit
Uncomfortable earlier.
301
00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:08,521
Well, she's plenty
Comfortable right now,
So I'll pass on her message.
302
00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:09,689
Bye-bye, diane.
303
00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:11,424
No, no, sam!
304
00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:14,694
I wouldn't feel right
Unless I expressed
My feelings personally.
305
00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:17,030
Let me speak with her, please.
306
00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:22,302
Sh--
307
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:25,438
She's in the, uh,
The bathroom right now.
308
00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:28,541
She's tickling you
From the bathroom?
309
00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:31,244
Well, she just went in there.
310
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,981
She--she always runs into the
Bathroom after she tickles me.
311
00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:37,184
Perhaps it's nausea.
312
00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:42,555
Sam, I really want to apologize
To her face to face.
313
00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:43,991
I'll be right up.
314
00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:46,259
No, no, no! Don't!
315
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,732
Oh, good, good!
Do me a favor, will you?
I'll pay you $50.
316
00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:27,034
I beg
Your pardon?
317
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:28,268
Let's go, harvey.
318
00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:30,370
No, no, no, please.
No funny stuff at all.
319
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,605
Come on. You'll be
Saving my life here.
320
00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:33,706
Come on in.
321
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,108
Hold it, now!
Just a minute here!
322
00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:36,843
I promise you,
No weird stuff.
323
00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:40,180
I just want your wife
To go into the bathroom
And make some noises.
324
00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:41,949
What kind of noises?
325
00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:43,650
I don't know.
Woman kind of
Stuff--
326
00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:46,353
Like you're getting
All dolled up for
Some hot action.
327
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:49,522
What does that
Sound like?
328
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:52,125
Uh, I don't know.
Whatever you
And harvey do--
329
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,660
Never mind,
Never mind.
330
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:57,530
Just--
There you go. $50.
331
00:14:57,530 --> 00:15:00,367
[knock on door]
332
00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:04,704
Hi, sam.
Hey.
333
00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:06,006
Where's vicki?
334
00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:08,875
She's still
In the bathroom.
335
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:11,511
Well, I'll
Just wait, huh?
336
00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:16,116
No, uh...
You know, um,
337
00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:17,784
This could take
A little while here.
338
00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:19,419
Why don't you, uh,
339
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:22,755
Why don't you just
Yell your apology
Through the door here?
340
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,992
Oh, that's silly.
I'll be here
All weekend.
341
00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:26,626
I can certainly
Wait.
342
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:29,262
[woman laughs]
343
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,536
She sure is busy.
344
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:41,541
Is that enough,
Or should we
Snap some towels?
345
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,818
See, uh, he's
The bathroom inspector.
346
00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:54,254
It's a new thing.
347
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:57,024
Sam, let's call
An end to this
Nonsense right now.
348
00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:58,992
I don't care
How rough
You were on her,
349
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:02,095
That is not vicki.
350
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:05,765
You see,
I know vicki left.
351
00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:08,701
I've known
All along.
352
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:12,105
And you let me go through
This whole stupid act?
353
00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:15,075
Well, I wanted to see
How far you'd go...
354
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:17,510
Ordering two sets
Of meals,
355
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:22,115
Leaving empty bottles
Of vitamin e
Outside your door.
356
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,683
Yeah, well,
What about you?
357
00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:26,286
You know, coming all the way
Up here to spy on me?
358
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:28,888
Oh, don't be ridiculous.
359
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:30,390
Yeah?
360
00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:35,162
What's the use?
361
00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:37,330
We both look
Like imbeciles.
362
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,032
All we do is
Find new ways
363
00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:41,601
To humiliate
Each other.
364
00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:46,206
I humiliate you
By saying no
365
00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:49,209
To your
Sweet proposal.
366
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:52,912
You humiliate me
By rejecting
My retraction.
367
00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:54,814
You carry off this
Ridiculous charade.
368
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:56,316
I spy on you
In hotel rooms.
369
00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:59,752
It's become sick
And degrading,
And quite frankly,
370
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,754
I'm embarrassed
To be a part
Of it, sam!
371
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:06,193
Yeah, well, I'm not too thrilled
You're part of it, either.
372
00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:08,495
Here you go, pal.
373
00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:10,263
Oh.
374
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:15,435
Oh, yeah, yeah.
375
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:17,504
I guess this all looks
Pretty weird, doesn't it?
376
00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:20,507
Oh, nothing I
Haven't seen before.
377
00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:26,379
I believe
You owe us $50.
378
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:29,516
Now, there's
A new one!
379
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:35,655
Boy, carla, you know,
I never thought
You'd be able
380
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,857
To unload all those
Kittens in one night.
381
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:41,027
Yeah, it was just
A simple matter of
Marketing technique, you know?
382
00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:45,098
Giving away a beer
With each kitten
Really did the trick.
383
00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:53,140
Come on. Let's go.
384
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:56,276
Time for your
First cab ride.
385
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,645
You know, you guys are
Really gonna love vera.
386
00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:01,414
She has legs just like
A scratching post.
387
00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:19,766
Oh, good evening.
388
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,501
Sam: evening.
389
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:36,216
Oh. It's you, huh?
390
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,419
Small world.
391
00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:40,720
Hmm.
392
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,723
I thought I was
Eating late enough
To avoid seeing you.
393
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:44,857
Me, too...
394
00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:48,027
The only reason why
I waited so long
To eat.
395
00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:51,531
Oh, I thought perhaps
It was because you've
Been eating for two.
396
00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:02,742
I'm kind of glad
You're here.
397
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:04,277
I've been sitting here
Driving myself crazy.
398
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:05,945
When we used to
Come here,
399
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:09,716
Wasn't there a lobster trap
Out in the lobby?
400
00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:11,751
Oh, yeah.
401
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,553
I guess the lobsters
Finally wised up
402
00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:15,522
And started coming
Through the kitchen.
403
00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:17,490
Ha ha ha!
404
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:28,100
By the way, I suppose
I owe you an apology
For being here this weekend.
405
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:31,571
In retrospect, I guess...
406
00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:34,140
It was probably
A mistake.
407
00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:35,808
"Probably"?
408
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:40,713
I'd say "Definitely,"
If you were to admit
That it was a mistake
409
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:43,950
To flaunt your date
In front of me.
410
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:47,387
Apology accepted.
411
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:52,525
Boy, the one thing
I really hate
Is to eat alone.
412
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:55,528
I always feel
Like someone's
Looking at me.
413
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:56,963
I'm the only one here.
414
00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:59,432
Well, you're
Looking at me.
415
00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:07,874
Then you can either
Join me, or I can eat
With my eyes closed.
416
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:11,978
Well, I'd hate
To have you butter
Your knuckles.
417
00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:13,946
Good.
418
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:20,887
Sam, you know what I remember
Most about being here before?
419
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,221
Oh, sure, sure.
420
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:26,293
I think the salt air
Gives me extra stamina.
421
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:32,965
Actually, I was thinking of
The clams oregano.
422
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:36,168
But now that you mention it,
I did enjoy the...
423
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:38,571
Salt air.
424
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:48,681
Sam, what I said before
About our relationship,
425
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:51,651
I'm--I'm sorry I said it.
426
00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:54,321
I was upset.
427
00:20:54,321 --> 00:20:57,590
It may not be ideal, but...
428
00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:00,927
It hasn't been
Without its moments.
429
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:07,734
Speaking of moments,
This is beginning
To feel like one here.
430
00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:14,607
Yes, I think I've decided
What I want, and it's
Not on the menu.
431
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,776
Oh. You want to
Skip the main course
432
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:20,279
And jump right into
The sammy souffle?
433
00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:25,284
I see you haven't lost
Your way with word.
434
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,659
Let's go.
435
00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:34,126
Yes, this is
The perfect moment,
436
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:39,332
But it is with
The understanding,
Isn't it, of...
437
00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:42,602
What this step we're
About to take means?
438
00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:44,270
Oh, yeah, yeah.
No problem.
439
00:21:44,270 --> 00:21:47,874
If they give us any
Trouble, I'll just
Pay for both rooms.
440
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:54,013
What it means
Between us.
441
00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:55,147
Now, wait, listen--
442
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,883
No, it has to
Mean something, sam.
443
00:21:56,883 --> 00:21:59,419
I'm only gonna
Agree to do this
If we agree that
444
00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:02,021
It doesn't mean
Anything.
445
00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:04,991
How can our lovemaking
Not mean something?
446
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:08,428
Well, it's easy--
Just concentrate.
447
00:22:12,198 --> 00:22:15,802
I don't want to get caught up
In a war of words with you.
448
00:22:15,802 --> 00:22:20,206
What I'm feeling right now
Is very...Special,
449
00:22:20,206 --> 00:22:23,976
And I think we should go
Upstairs and be with each other
450
00:22:23,976 --> 00:22:27,146
And figure out
What it means afterwards.
451
00:22:27,146 --> 00:22:28,781
Let's go.
452
00:22:28,781 --> 00:22:30,182
No.
453
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:32,118
What?
454
00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:34,387
I--I got to be clear
What I'm doing here.
455
00:22:34,387 --> 00:22:36,889
I mean,
My gut's telling me
One thing,
456
00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:40,593
But my head's
Telling me something
Quite different.
457
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:43,162
I don't believe
What I'm hearing.
458
00:22:43,162 --> 00:22:44,664
Ha ha ha!
459
00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:46,165
Ohh!
460
00:22:46,165 --> 00:22:48,601
Gotcha! Ha ha!
461
00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:50,202
You were joking?
462
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:51,871
Yeah. How's it feel?
463
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:54,607
I mean, how do you like
It when you get your
Motor all revved up,
464
00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:58,411
And then someone
Jerks the rug out
From under you?
465
00:22:58,411 --> 00:23:00,580
Well, mixed metaphors aside,
466
00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:01,981
I don't like it a bit...
467
00:23:01,981 --> 00:23:03,883
Yeah.
468
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:07,554
But your point
Is well taken
And I deserved that.
469
00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:10,790
Well, great.
Ha ha ha!
470
00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:13,860
All right.
Come on, let's go.
471
00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:17,096
No.
472
00:23:17,096 --> 00:23:18,431
What do you mean,
No?
473
00:23:18,431 --> 00:23:19,966
Oh, all right. I see
What you're doing.
474
00:23:19,966 --> 00:23:22,334
That's good.
That's very funny.
Ha ha!
475
00:23:22,334 --> 00:23:24,904
All right. Come on.
476
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:28,040
No. The only place
I'm going is home.
477
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,677
It was very funny.
I laughed. The
Joke's over here.
478
00:23:30,677 --> 00:23:34,647
Sam, this is the wrong time
For physical dalliance.
479
00:23:34,647 --> 00:23:36,115
It's too soon.
480
00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:38,485
If we rush into
A physical encounter now,
481
00:23:38,485 --> 00:23:43,523
We might ruin the much
More important nuptial
Consummation coming up.
482
00:23:43,523 --> 00:23:47,059
Smell the old
Salt air?
483
00:23:47,059 --> 00:23:49,395
Sam, please.
This is nothing
To worry about.
484
00:23:49,395 --> 00:23:50,930
We're on
The right course.
485
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:53,232
When we're married,
You'll be happy
We waited.
486
00:23:53,232 --> 00:23:55,535
Really, this is
Nothing to be
Upset about.
487
00:23:55,535 --> 00:23:57,436
Bye-bye.
488
00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:58,838
Fine! Fine, fine.
489
00:23:58,838 --> 00:24:00,540
I mean, it's perfect!
490
00:24:00,540 --> 00:24:02,174
You said someone was
Gonna ruin this weekend,
491
00:24:02,174 --> 00:24:05,778
But now I'm really
Gonna have some fun here!
492
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,649
Shoot.
493
00:24:11,217 --> 00:24:12,852
Did we lose
Another one?
494
00:24:12,852 --> 00:24:14,954
Yeah.
495
00:24:19,659 --> 00:24:23,195
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