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Hey. Cheers is filmed
Before a live studio audience.

Good afternoon,
Everybody.

Norm!
Norm!

What'll you have,
Normie?

1929 lafite-rothschild,
Coach.

Or a beer--whatever
Everyone else is having.

Hey, norm, we haven't
Heard much lately

About your quest
To sire an heir for
The old throne.

So how goeth
The baby-making?

Not good. Vera
Thinks it's my fault
She's not pregnant.

She says I'm not
Trying hard enough.

Well, I hope before you
Answered intemperately, norm,

You took into account
Her frustration

In the old maternal
Instinct department.

I said, "Drop dead
In a ditch."

Perfect.

I used to think
That sleeping was

The greatest
Pleasure you could
Have in bed.

Now I'm sure of it.

Hey, norm,
What's the matter?

Don't you like having
Sex with your wife?

We're not exactly
What each other wants

In a sexual partner,
You know?

For example,
She wishes I looked a
Little more like, uh...

Charles bronson.

And, uh, I wish
She looked a little...

Less like
Charles bronson.

* makin' your way
In the world today *

* takes everything
You've got *

* takin' a break
From all your worries *

* sure would
Help a lot *

* wouldn't you like
To get away? *

* sometimes
You want to go *

* where everybody
Knows your name *

* and they're always
Glad you came *

* you want to be
Where you can see *

* our troubles
Are all the same *

* you want to be *

* where everybody
Knows your name *

* you want to go
Where people know *

* people are all
The same *

* you want to go *

* where everybody
Knows your name **

Carla, tell me what you think
About this new cologne of mine.

What do you think?

I like it.

When will I be able
To see again?

Thank you
Very much, carla.

You got some customers
Waiting for you over there.

Right away.

Someone want to lead me
To them, please?

White wine, please.

White wine.

Uh, coach...
I'll handle this one.

There you go.

I hope this is not
Going to embarrass you
Too much,,

But I just
Got to tell you

You have the most
Beautiful eyes that
I have ever seen.

Well, I kind of
Get flustered,

But that's nice
To hear.

If I were
To tell you you had
A beautiful body,

Would you hold it
Against me?

Gee, even I've
Heard that one.

I don't seem to be
Doing too well with
My patter tonight.

Maybe I ought to just
Rely on my looks.

Have you seen this one?

Ha ha! Oh, you.

I guess I'm just a sucker
For sophistication.

Now that I've charmed
Your socks off,

You want to go out to
Dinner with me tonight?

You know a place where
They don't require socks?

I'll bet I can find one.

What do you say?
Shall we?

I can't leave just yet.
I came by to see somebody.

Ah. Who?

Amanda?

Diane!

Hi!

So you two
Know each other, huh?

Nothing gets by
This guy.

Sam, this is my friend
Amanda boyer.

Amanda, this is
My friend sam malone.

Well, you're going to
Have to excuse us here.

I think we're on
Our way out to dinner.

Actually, I came by
To see you.

You want to have
Lunch sometime?

Lunch sometime.

Are you two
Going out together?

Ooh, you're pretty sharp
Yourself there, diane.

Uh...Before you do,
Could I speak with you

About a problem, sam?

Trouble in the back room.

You're not gonna
Talk about me,
Are you?

Don't be silly.

That woman's a mess.

Don't go out with her.

Why not?

Well...I can't
Tell you now.

Just trust me
For once.

You're going to
Have to give me
Some kind of hint.

I really can't say anything.

Oh, I can't
Believe you're so
Blatantly jealous.

You still can't stand
The sight of me with
Another woman, huh?

My heart goes out

To any living creature
In your company.

You know, one of
These days,

You're gonna wise up
And realize that
If you want a chance

Of getting back
Together with me,

You're gonna have
To start talking
A little nicer.

Sam.

Mm-hmm?

You are
An unmitigated
Egomaniac.

Too little, too late.

Good night.

You know, normie, I was
Just thinking,

When you and vera
Do have the baby,

You're gonna have to give
The kid a name, right?

Yeah, we're toying with
The idea of naming it.

Well, when it comes time
To name the baby,

You should
Consider barry.

Why? What's so special
About barry?

He's a wiz with names, cliff.
He gave me my nickname.

Coach?

What?

Uh, never mind.

As I was saying, norm,

Barry gave me
My nickname--coach.

Gee, that was inventive.

You were a coach,
So he called you coach.

You know, you're
Probably right, larry,

Because I always thought
He gave me the name

Because I never flew
First-class.

We're not going to need
Barry's help, coach.

We already have
A whole list of names
To fight over.

We're gonna wait
Till the baby's born

And fight over boy names
Or girl names.

Norm, you don't have to
Wait till the baby's born

To figure out a name

If you use,
You know, sonar.

Well, yeah. Sonar is
A beautiful name.

Hey, everybody.

Sam. Well,
What happened?

That was
An awfully long
Dinner.

Oh, this is pitiful,

You wearing your heart
On your sleeve like that.

Oh! How did you
And amanda get along?

Well, she's ok,
I guess.

Not triple "A",
But food was good,

And she's got pretty
Good table manners.

High praise
From a man who thinks

Mashed potatoes
Are a finger food.

So you didn't make any plans
To see each other again?

You know, I like it when
A woman's hot for me,

But this is ridiculous.

It's none of your
Business, but if
You must know,

Yeah, I was thinking
About calling her again.

Oh, no! I wish
Frasier weren't at

That nerve ending
Symposium.

I...Well, I guess I have
To tell you the truth.

Amanda and I
Became friends at...

A place.

Ooh, that's
Pretty fascinating.

You're going to
Have to fill me in
On that later.

The place was
Golden brook.

The booby hatch?

Oh, no!
She looked so normal.

What, were you guys
Cellmates or something?

There are no cells
At golden brook.

I was there
Of my own volition,

As were a lot
Of other normal people

Who just needed
A little time to rest

And sort out
Their feelings

Under constant
Psychiatric supervision.

Ahh.

I shouldn't even be
Talking to you.

Maybe I'm being
An alarmist.

She wouldn't be out
If she still had problems.

You're out.

What exactly is wrong
With that kid?

Oh...I didn't
Want to tell you

Because we were in
Group therapy together,

And I didn't want to
Violate her confidence.

I guess I have to
Tell you now.

Please don't ever tell
Another living soul.

No.

Amanda is obsessive
With men.

Oh, my god, no!

Wait a second.
Wait a second.

What does that mean, exactly?
She likes men a lot?

When she decides
She wants a man,

She develops an
Excessive preoccupation

And possessiveness

And becomes
Totally irrational.

Oh, you mean kind of
Like you...Landa.

Yulanda johnson.
You don't know her.
Very obsessive woman.

She is nothing
Like "Yulanda."

Whatever. Listen,
I wasn't thinking about it,

But if I ever do
Go out with her again,

First sign of trouble,
I'll back off. Ok?

Wait a second. Um...

What's an example of
Obsessive behavior?

Mom, dad,
There he is--

The man
I'm gonna marry.

This is
An example.

Sam, these are
My parents,

Mona and todd.

Hello, sam.

We've heard
So much about you.

When?

On the drive over here.
It was a long drive,

And I feel like
I know you.

Oh, daddy, stop it.

Mom and dad came by
To visit me,

And I thought it'd be nice
For them to meet you.

Amanda, can I
Have a word with
You in private?

Hi, amanda.
Mona, todd.

Uh, sam, I need
To talk to you

About
The inventory.

We'll be
Right back.

That girl looks familiar.

Is she the one I met
On basket day?

Mm-hmm.

What were you
Going to do when
I interrupted?

I was gonna get
Rid of her before
This gets serious.

Sammy, better
Get out there.

She's picking out
Silver patterns
With her parents.

Yeah, look, and tell them
Fleurs-de-lis are passé.

They won't listen to me.

Yeah. Ha ha!

Uh, we're trying to have
A private conversation.

We're not trying
To be nosy, I swear.

Just go on about
Your business.

Oh, very well.

You can't give her
Some standard
Prearranged speech

You have
For dumping women.

I do not have a
Standard prearranged speech

For dumping women.

Every situation
Is different.

For example, the speech
I dumped you with

Would be
Totally inappropriate.

I don't think
You dumped me.

Well, you see?
That was the beauty of it.

Come on! Give me
Credit, will you,

For knowing that I
Couldn't possibly have

One speech
For every situation.

Yeah. He's got six.

Yeah. Sammy, I think
This one calls
For number three--

"It's times like
These I'm ashamed
To be a man."

Get out!

Let's wait a minute
Here, diane.

Sam's a very close
Personal friend.

He's in a crisis now,
And I just don't think--

Ok. Have a couple
Of beers on me.

Ok.

Sammy, you know
Where to find us

If you need any help.

Oh, boy.

Sam, that woman
Out there is
Very vulnerable.

Whatever you say
To her has to be
Sensitive and real.

Mm.

Otherwise,
The consequence
Could be horrendous.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What do you
Mean by that?

Well, she could do
Something ghastly again.

You don't mean...

Yeah. She could try
To kill herself.

Oh, thank god!
I thought I was
In danger there.

No, no! That's not
What I meant.

You're making me a
Nervous wreck here.

Just tell me
What to say to her

So she doesn't
Hurt herself,
And I'll say it.

Well, I wish I knew.

Come on, come on.

Well, she'll try
To manipulate you.

Be strong. Don't waver.

And ease into
The rejection gently.

Ok. You think
That will work?

Well, if not,
Have a nice honeymoon.

Oh...

Hi. I'm sorry to keep you
And your folks waiting.

That's ok.
They like you a lot.

You make a wonderful
First impression.

Well, it's my best one.

Uh, amanda, I--

Please! Please don't
Dump me.

Please, sam. Please.

Give me
Another chance.

I shouldn't have
Brought my parents.

That was just stupid
And impulsive of me.

And I don't even
Like them.

I'm gonna
Get rid of them.

Wait, wait. I was
Just gonna say...

I wonder if they would
Like to have a drink.

Oh?

Oh. Ha ha ha!

No, thank you.
They don't drink,

But thank you for
Thinking of them.

You're welcome.
Then I was gonna say--

No, no!
Please, sam. Please.

Would you just please let me
Finish what I was gonna say

Before you jump
To conclusions?

Just sit down
And don't say anything.

I'm sorry.

It's ok.

Amanda...

I like you,
And I respect you too much

Not to be honest.

Now, I'm sorry
If I misled you,

But I just don't
Want to pursue
This relationship.

Ooh, I'm
So embarrassed...

And ashamed...

And tired.

Oh, I'm very tired.

I'm--I'm sorry, sam,
For everything.

Good-bye, sam.

Are you, uh,
Are you all right?

Oh, sure.

It--it's my fault.

You are such a nice guy.

Please,
Don't blame yourself

For anything
That has ever happened.

Or anything
That's going to happen.

Whoa, whoa! Wait
A second here, now.

What do you mean
By that?

Sam, you don't
Have to worry about me
Anymore, remember?

We're through.

But I didn't mean
The bad through.

I meant
The good through.

What's the good through?

Well, that's where
We would go out
To dinner right now

And then maybe
Have a drive
Down the cape

And, uh, maybe
Even see each other
Tomorrow, huh?

The cape would be
Pretty tonight.

I'd like that, sam.

Well, there.
You see how fun
Through can be?

I'll get my parents,

And we'll drop them off
At some bus stop.

You have another date
With her, right?

Well, no, I wouldn't
Call it exactly a date.

It's more like a...
Lifetime commitment.

My goodness, norman.
You and vera have compiled

Quite an extensive list
Of baby names.

Yeah. We think up names
While we make love.

It sort of helps
To pass the time.

May I suggest
That you add one more
To the boys list?

My favorite
Has always been toby.

Toby? Why don't you
Just name him precious

Or pumpkin pie
And be done with it?

You know, my ex may
Not be a class act,

But he's got a first-rate
Male name--nick.

Well, it's on the
List here--nick.

Oh, good.

You ought to have
Sam down there.

Sam's here, coach,
Right next to ernie.

Oh, thank you, norm.

Looks like my buddy's
Got all the bases
Covered here, huh?

Yup.

Where's, uh...
Where's my name?

What?

Clifford.
Where's clifford?

Come on.

Name a kid cliff?

Have a heart,
Will you?

Well, hey, look, norm,

You got every other
Male name down there
Except, eh, zeus.

Zeus. I like that.
Zeus.

Oh, hey, diane,
You're back. Good.

I think you might be
Interested to know

I finally handled
That sticky situation
With amanda,

And I did it in
A way that will make
You very proud of me.

Really?

Yeah.
Oop, got to go.

Diane...

I know that sam would not
Have wanted a big fuss...

But shouldn't we
Have some sort of
Funeral for him?

Good lord.

Amanda, I think
We'd better
Straighten this out.

Sam.

Sam, open the door.
We have to talk.

Is the freak
Show gone yet?

Oh, hi. Uh...

We haven't been
Introduced yet.

I'm ed, sam's
Twin brother.

I'm here
To handle
The estate.

Oh, boy.

Twin brother.
What a trick, huh?

That's why he's the boss.

I can't believe you
Did this to me, sam.

I'm sorry, amanda. I know
It was stupid and cruel.

I could have
Handled it better.

I guess I could have
Pretended to be sick

For a few days first.

You don't have to
Apologize, sam.

I do.

I put you in
A terrible spot.

Amanda...

Don't despair.

Just when my life
Seemed to be its darkest,

I met frasier crane

And discovered love doesn't
Have to hurt you.

Yeah. You can sleep
Right through it.

I made a lot of
Mistakes here, sam,

And I have a history

Of being wrong
About men.

But I know
It's different

This time with you.

No matter
What happens,

I'll never stop
Loving you.

Till the day
I die,

You'll always
Be mine.

Well, this is going
Pretty well,

Wouldn't you say?

Amanda, I didn't
Want to do this,

But I have to tell you
Something now

That will change
The way you feel about sam.

Nothing you could
Ever say

Would change the way
I feel about him.

Except this.

Except nothing.

No matter what
You ever do,

No matter where
You ever go,

I'll never get over you.

Amanda, do you
Remember the man

I used to talk about
In group therapy?

Ralph?

This is ralph.

Sam is ralph?

That's right.

The man to whom
You just pledged
Your undying love

Is ralph.

Well, he can't
Hold me to that.

If they won't let me
Sign contracts

Or have a credit card
Or vote,

Then I am not responsible
For hysterical hogwash

That I babbled
In the back room of a bar!

Thank you for
Saving me, diane.

Ohh!

Sam, I will
Think of you...

Every time I see
Something scurry
Under the sink.

I--I don't mean
To seem ungrateful...

What exactly did you
Say about me

In this group therapy?

I told them
The truth.

For instance?

Oh, I don't want to
Get into this.

I made a lot
Of mistakes myself.

I was not a perfect
Girlfriend.

No. Come on. I want
To know what lousy things

These people know
About me.

Oh...I told them
About christmas.

That again?
What is wrong with
Giving steak knives?

I give them to my mother,
And she loves them.

I give them to you,
And I never hear
The end of it!

Sam, for heaven's sakes,
I was your lover!

You could have given me
Something more personal.

What did you give me
For christmas? A scarf.

What's so personable
About that?

I knit it myself.

And I had to
Take took classes
To learn how.

I sent away
For the cashmere
Months in advance

Just to get that
Particular grade.

I consulted a colorist

To determine
The best colors for you,

And I hand-dyed
The fabric myself!

Yeah, well, I would have
Made the steak knives,

Except I hocked my forge
To buy the bar.

What else?

Ohh...

I told them
About the time

I was laid up
With the flu

And you didn't
Visit me once.

That--that--

And you sent me
Second-hand flowers

For valentine's day.

Well, I was
Nowhere near--

Do you want to
Hear this or not?

I told them
About the time
I cooked you

A seven-course
Szechuan dinner
For your birthday,

And you had a burger
On the way over.

I remember that.
There was an explanation.

I just can't remember
What it was.

And the time you lied
About a relative dying

So you could go
Skiing and debauching
With your buddies?

You still don't see
The humor in that?

I wanted to spend
The day with you

After our first
Night together,

And you went
To a football game.

It wasn't a football game.

The winners went
To the playoffs.

Oh, just forget it!

I'm sorry.

What?

I'm sorry.

I did the best I could
When I was with you.

I mean, you're right.
I have blind spots,

And I'm not
A very good boyfriend,

But I've never tried
Harder with any woman
In my life.

I mean, we had
Some bad times,

But I tell you,
The good times with you

Were some of the best
Of my life.

That's the nicest thing
You've ever said to me.

Diane, I--

No, sam, stop. I want
To get out of here

Before you say
Something stupid
That ruins it.

I'm not gonna
Ruin it--

No, no, no. Now, stop.
Don't ruin it.

I'm not gonna ruin it!

Shh shh shh shh!

Oh, yeah,
That would have ruined it.

Oh, would it ever!