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"Cheers" is filmed before
A live studio audience.
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That's it, folks. Closing it up.
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Good night, coach.
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See you later, coach.
Bye. Good night, guys.
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So, normie,
You want to stop off
And get a bite to eat?
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Come on, cliffie,
I have a wife
To go home to.
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That's all right.
We could stop by
And pick her up.
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I haven't
Met her yet.
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I don't think so.
Not tonight.
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Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
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Who are you
Ashamed of,
Me or her?
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A little of both,
I guess.
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* making your way
In the world today *
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* takes everything
You've got *
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* taking a break
From all your worries *
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* sure would help a lot *
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* wouldn't you
Like to get away? *
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* sometimes
You wanna go *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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* and they're always
Glad you came *
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* you wanna be
Where you can see *
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* our troubles
Are all the same *
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* you wanna be where
Everybody knows your name *
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* you wanna go
Where people know *
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* people are all the same *
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* you wanna go where everybody
Knows your name *
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Hey, everybody,
I'm back.
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Last week on cheers,
Yours truly, cliff clavin,
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Postman extraordinaire
And happy wanderer,
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Returned from a vacation
In the paradisiacal
State of florida.
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It was an invigorating and
Magnificent experience.
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I'd like to tell you
All about it,
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But certain parties insist
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I fill you in on the rest
Of the story, so...
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Diane and sam,
As you may know,
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Had a little falling
By the wayside.
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After they went
Their separate ways,
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Sam went back
To his old ones.
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I didn't happen to get
The license
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Of the wagon
That sam fell off of,
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But back to the bottle
He went.
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Diane, on her side,
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Went what we
Euphemistically call
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Adeeba-deeba-deeb,
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And spent a little time
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In a hospital
In the country.
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After she got out,
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Coach talked her
Into coming into cheers
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To try to talk
Some sense into sam.
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She talked him into seeing
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A psychiatrist of her
Acquaintance.
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Sam agreed, not knowing that
Said shrink
And said diane
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Were dating steadily
And, rumor has it, heavily.
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Sam, in fact,
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Is laboring under
The misconception
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That diane still carries
A torch for him.
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And diane actually
Thinks that sam
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Is the torchbearer
In this situation.
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You know something?
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I think I may have
The wrong batch of slides here.
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These are my snaps of fla.
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Well, you all know what
Sam and diane look like.
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But a lot of you
Poor, pasty wretches
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Have never seen
The old sunshine state.
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What we're
Looking at here is--
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Hey! All right,
Who pulled the plug?
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Very funny, wise guy.
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Come on.
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You're a failure
At everything you've
Ever tried to do.
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And you're gutless
Because you won't
Admit you're a failure.
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You've hurt
Your friends.
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You've hurt everyone
That's ever tried
To reach out to you.
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You make me sick!
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Sam, tell me
What's on your mind.
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I'm wondering how much
This is gonna cost me.
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You're thinking
Of money.
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I hope it's not going
To be a lot.
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Because the truth is
I could get diane to come in
Here and do this for free.
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She used to abuse me
For free all the time.
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Well, it wasn't
Exactly free.
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I had to sleep with her.
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You know, sam, beneath
Your flippancy,
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I sense a lot of
Hostility towards diane
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And towards myself.
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Look...
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I haven't had
A drink in 10 days.
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I know I got a problem,
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But I'm going to a.A.,
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And I really I think
I'm going to be ok.
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You're better
Than ok, sam.
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You're abundantly human.
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Didn't you just say
I made you sick a minute ago?
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I was confronting you,
Sam.
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Forget about
A minute ago.
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I'm now telling you that
You're abundantly human.
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Well, great. Great.
Because...
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I really think
I'm going to be able
To handle this now.
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I don't.
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I'm abundantly
Human, remember?
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Sam, don't you see
What I'm doing here?
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I'm putting you on
An emotional pendulum.
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I don't want to be on
An emotional anything.
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I just want to quit.
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Uh-oh.
What?
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This is very distressing.
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I hear
Sam the failure talking.
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You said I was
Abundantly human, twice!
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An abundantly human person
Is not resistant to change.
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I want to quit.
That's a change.
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Sam, you're becoming
Compulsive on this point.
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I think we should
Double our sessions.
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Double!
Oh, come on, frasier.
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I'm gonna be ok, really.
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Your progress
Has been remarkable.
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Good. Good.
Let's quit before
You change your mind.
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Sam, there's that word
"Quit" again.
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Do you realize that
You keep saying it?
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Could you stop saying it
If you wanted to?
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Frasier.
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Sam, I know a quiet,
Peaceful little place
In the country.
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I could get you in
For the weekend.
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Lovely grounds.
Nice food.
Dress is casual.
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In fact, your tie
And belt will be
Confiscated.
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Frasier, I'm not going
To the hospital.
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I'm not having
Any more sessions.
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We're through. That's it.
Now get the hell out of here.
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Sam, we did it!
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Did what?
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You're a whole
Person, sam.
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Really, I mean that.
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I am?
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You stood up to me
And took control.
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You're no longer
A man who needs
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To run away
From his problems,
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Who needs to drink,
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Who needs to spend
His weekends
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At a hospital
In the sticks
Bound on thorazine.
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Good-bye, sam.
Be well.
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Oh, uh, frasier,
Wait a minute.
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Sam, you must break
This attachment.
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Swim, sam. Swim.
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No, no, frasier. No.
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I just want you
To tell me
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What you think put diane
In the ha-ha house.
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Well, I'm not her doctor,
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And even if I were, I couldn't
Discuss it with you.
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Doesn't matter.
I know she went nuts
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'cause I kicked her
Out of here.
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And by the way, sam...
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I don't think you should
Use the word "Nuts"
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When discussing diane.
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Oh? You've met her.
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Give me a better one.
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Bonkers.
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You see? You don't need
Alcohol to have fun.
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In my profession,
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There's no such thing
As a closed door.
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That explains
How diane got out.
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You know, as long
As you hang on to that
Wonderful sense of humor,
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I don't think you can
Ever go completely astray.
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Good-bye, everybody.
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So long, doc.
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Hey, frasier.
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Say hello to all
Your loons for me.
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Carla, why do you keep
Building walls
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Between yourself
And everyone else?
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Have you taken a good
Look at everyone else?
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Touché.
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Here's to sammy.
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10 days without the slow
Death of demon alcohol.
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No, no.
Come on, you guys.
Don't toast me for that.
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I tell you, getting
Back on the bottle
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Was the stupidest
Thing I ever did.
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I was reading in an article
The other day...
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Alcohol actually
Eats huge holes in
The tissue of your--
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Cliffie, some people
Like bartenders
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Who tell great stories
And jokes.
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No, give me a good
Temperance lecture
Any time.
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I'm sorry, you guys.
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Well, thank god I don't have
An alcoholic personality.
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You don't have
A personality.
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Carla, I'm going to
Resist the temptation
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Of hurling a rejoinder
In your direction
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Primarily out of the
Respect I bear for
Members of your gender.
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Please, make sure
That's all you bear
For members of my gender.
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Hello, everybody.
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Coach,
Come here.
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Coach, this is the moment
I've been dreading.
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What, sam?
Well, diane's here,
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And she's probably
Going to beg me to get back
Together again.
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I'm going to have
To break her heart.
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My god,
That's terrible.
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No, the terrible thing is
I'm looking forward to it.
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Then after being in
The everglades
A couple of days,
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Seminole indians found me
And made me
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An honorary mail carrier
Of the tribe.
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Hi.
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Hi.
Sam, is frasier here?
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No, he just left.
We finished our session.
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He's making
Remarkable progress.
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Well, it's you I want
To talk to anyway.
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Yeah, I know.
I figured.
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Well, you probably
Still remember
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Where the office is.
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Oh, yes.
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I've seen it
In my dreams.
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Coach, I'm going
To take a break here.
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Hey, coach, who's miss god's
Gift to the world?
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Gee, I didn't see the show
This year, honey.
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I think
Miss kansas won.
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Strange to be
Here again.
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Whoa.
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Using a new cologne?
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Oh, no. That's
The roach bomb.
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But, you know...
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Hey, that's not a...
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Yes, well...
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Down to business.
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Sam...
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There's something
I've been keeping from you,
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And I've got to tell you
And tell you now.
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Well, there's something
I need to say to you,
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And I think I ought
To go first.
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No, no, I think maybe
I should go first.
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Maybe.
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I'm over you.
I'm over you.
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You're over me?
You're over me?
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You don't think I--
You don't think I--
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You bet your--
Of course--
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You thought--
You thought--
231
00:09:58,465 --> 00:10:01,034
Well, so did you!
So did you!
232
00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:03,236
We keep doing it!
We keep doing it!
233
00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:04,604
[laughter]
234
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,173
Coach, I think
Something
235
00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:07,507
We thought
We'd seen the last of
236
00:10:07,507 --> 00:10:08,776
Is just about to
Resurface.
237
00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:11,344
Yeah, my lunch.
238
00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:26,894
[laughter]
239
00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:31,131
Oh.
240
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,767
Diane...
241
00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:37,304
Rest assured, I have
No feelings left for you.
242
00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:38,739
Nothing.
243
00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:42,976
I assure you, I feel
Less than nothing for you.
244
00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:48,749
Then there's nothing
Really left to say.
245
00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:51,985
There is one other thing
You should know.
246
00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,821
It's quite
Important, really.
247
00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:55,723
There's another man
In my life,
248
00:10:55,723 --> 00:10:57,557
And he's someone
You know.
249
00:10:57,557 --> 00:11:00,293
Really? Who?
250
00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:03,596
Frasier and I
Have been lovers
For several weeks.
251
00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:06,033
Ooh.
252
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,469
What do you mean "Ooh"?
253
00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:10,904
No, I'm sorry.
254
00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:13,406
I just got a little
Mental picture there.
255
00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:15,408
It took me by surprise.
256
00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:18,779
Uh...Well...
257
00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:21,148
Why didn't you
Say something sooner?
258
00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:23,550
Well, frasier
Didn't wanna tell you
259
00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:26,219
Because he was afraid
It would interfere
With your therapy.
260
00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:29,456
We had a terrible
Fight about--no...
261
00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:32,559
Actually, we had
A wonderful fight about it.
262
00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:35,328
Frasier has taught me that
Fighting can be wonderful
263
00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:38,565
If you lay out
The ground rules,
Share your hurt,
264
00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:44,504
And never lose respect
For the other person's
Abundant humanness.
265
00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:47,941
Boy, you people
With full lives.
266
00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:56,850
Well...
Well...
267
00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:01,354
Wait a second.
268
00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:04,691
Guys, I think you
Ought to hear this.
269
00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:07,027
Diane here's got
Herself a new fella.
270
00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:10,697
Turns out that she
And frasier crane
Are...Lovers.
271
00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:12,132
Ooh.
272
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,636
What do you mean "Ooh"?
273
00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:18,772
I mean...
274
00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:21,308
Ooh-you two should be
Very happy together.
275
00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:27,514
Sam...
276
00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:30,683
I thought you said
She was still nuts
About you.
277
00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:31,785
Well, I was wrong, coach.
278
00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:33,386
I'm happy to be wrong.
279
00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:34,354
Me, too.
280
00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:40,093
Well, sam...
281
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,029
I guess this
Is good-bye.
282
00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:43,330
Yeah, I guess it is.
283
00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:44,798
Diane, what
Are you doing here?
284
00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:46,066
I've been looking
All over for you.
285
00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:48,969
Frasier, I'm so glad
You're here.
286
00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:50,904
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
287
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:59,579
Diane, you shared our happy
Secret with sam, didn't you?
288
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,815
Yes, and he took it
Wonderfully.
289
00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:04,117
In fact, just to show
How wonderfully,
290
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,353
Let me buy you a drink.
291
00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:08,288
Why...Thanks, sam.
292
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,523
I'll have
A white-wine spritzer.
293
00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:13,660
Well, ok.
294
00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:15,528
I'll have one, too.
295
00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,998
It's our drink.
296
00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:23,937
You two meet
In the bin, did you?
297
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:27,875
Yes, and it
Isn't a bin.
298
00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:32,980
Golden brook
Is a pastoral retreat.
299
00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:36,884
You hold hands
During the lobotomy?
300
00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:38,051
Carla...
301
00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:40,921
Diane, take a joke.
302
00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:43,190
I love you.
303
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:46,526
Frasier is a consulting
Psychiatrist at golden brook.
304
00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:48,595
He wasn't my therapist.
305
00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:50,230
How did you two
Get together?
306
00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:53,166
I was playing croquet
On the north lawn
307
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,634
One beautiful morning.
308
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:57,104
It's a game I learned
During my stay there,
309
00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:59,372
And I got quite
Good at it.
310
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:01,408
I saw you do that.
311
00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:03,676
You are a naughty,
Naughty girl.
312
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,845
I saw you do it.
Admit it.
313
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,314
Come on.
Be a grown-up.
314
00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:10,283
It was amazing to me
How I could just lose myself
315
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:11,885
In the flow of the game.
316
00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,453
Now I'm annoyed.
317
00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:15,956
I found when I played with
Someone of equal ability,
318
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,424
It gave me
An appreciation
319
00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:21,594
For the nobler aspects
Of sport and competition.
320
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:23,330
What is this business?
321
00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:26,299
No! I'm not going to play
With you anymore!
322
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,501
Well, fine.
Then--oh! Ow!
323
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:29,903
Frasier happened by
324
00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:32,105
In the midst of this
Spirited contest,
325
00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:36,509
And he stopped to correct
A flaw in my swing.
326
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:37,844
Come and get me.
327
00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:39,579
My opponent on that
Particular day
328
00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:42,149
Was as crafty
A strategist as I.
329
00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:44,918
We really brought out
The best in each other.
330
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:50,390
Girls.
Ladies.
331
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,759
Frasier remained not only
To watch my game,
332
00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:57,364
But to good-naturedly
Arbitrate a close call for us.
333
00:14:57,364 --> 00:15:00,267
I must admit that under
The attentive gaze
334
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:01,801
Of a distinguished doctor,
335
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:06,106
I lost some of my concentration
On the game itself.
336
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:07,607
Who's your doctor?
337
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:11,111
Who would guess that
A leisurely game of croquet
338
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,380
Would provide me
With such a trophy?
339
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,415
Indeed.
340
00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:19,552
That's quite a story.
341
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:22,389
How is your
Romantic life going, sam?
342
00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:24,824
I'm dating
A girl right now
343
00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:27,160
That I think may just
Turn out to be
344
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,362
The woman I've been
Waiting for all my life.
345
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:30,730
Thank you.
346
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:33,000
Sam malone!
347
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,068
You went out
With my sister!
348
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:38,905
How did you think that
Wasn't going to get back
To me, huh?
349
00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:43,176
I have had
Just about as much as
I can take from you!
350
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:45,545
As far as I'm concerned,
351
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:49,349
You never existed.
352
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:55,522
Well, the search
Continues.
353
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,692
Swim, sam, swim.
354
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,828
Great. Great.
355
00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:03,463
Now I got to work
356
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,398
Another saturday
Night by myself.
357
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,500
Sam, you promised
You weren't
358
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,869
Going to boink
Any more waitresses
In this joint
359
00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:12,105
Unless it was me.
360
00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:17,744
Well, obviously, I'm going
To have to find somebody
To fill this job
361
00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:21,148
Who I can keep
My hands off of.
362
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:25,118
You looking
For work?
363
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:28,388
Thank you very much
For the very attractive offer,
364
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:30,590
But I'm not interested.
365
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:33,693
Well, no, I understand.
Silly of me.
366
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:37,797
You couldn't possibly
Come back to work here.
367
00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:39,699
What are you talking about?
368
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:42,235
Well, it's--
It's interesting.
369
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:43,703
I mean, it doesn't
Bother me at all,
370
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:47,374
But obviously,
It creates a kind of
Problem for you.
371
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:52,011
Frasier, could
We go now, please?
372
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,480
Of course, dear.
373
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:56,116
I guess this is good-bye
For now, sam, but remember,
374
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:58,585
There's no such thing
As a former patient.
375
00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:00,920
I think you'll find
That once you've been
A patient of mine,
376
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,155
I'm always there
When you--
377
00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:03,856
[beep beep]
378
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,125
Oh, great.
379
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,759
I'll bet this
Is important.
380
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:11,864
Where's the phone?
381
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,733
Down the hall.
382
00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:17,870
Why don't you
Have a seat there?
383
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,939
No, thank you.
384
00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,141
I understand.
385
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:25,845
What do you understand?
386
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:28,881
Well, I assumed that
What you said in the office
There was the truth,
387
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:32,852
But obviously,
You're feeling some kind of
Sexual tension around me.
388
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:37,023
I guess sitting that
Close would be kind of
Rough on you.
389
00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:40,160
The fact of the matter is,
I don't want to work here
390
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:43,896
Because I think I have
A better lot in store
391
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:48,535
Than a life of serving
Beer to squamulose laggards.
392
00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:52,139
Please, diane,
The man's in the room.
393
00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:54,441
When frasier comes back,
394
00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:56,209
Will you tell him
I'm waiting outside, please?
395
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:57,744
I understand, really.
396
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,879
Maybe it'd be safer
To wait around
The corner there.
397
00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:01,881
I do give off
This kind of aura.
398
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:04,151
That's the roach bomb.
Ah.
399
00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:07,254
Diane, listen.
400
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:09,289
Diane, please,
I have something
To say to you,
401
00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:11,224
And it's straight
From here.
402
00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:13,193
What is it, coach?
403
00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:16,329
This is my heart,
Isn't it?
404
00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:18,465
Yes. Yes, it is.
405
00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:21,834
Diane, honey,
If you walk
Out that door,
406
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,136
He's back
On the bottle.
407
00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:27,874
Oh, well, I can't
Be responsible for that.
408
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:31,344
Please, diane,
Don't tear his heart
Out again, please.
409
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:33,280
You'd be doing us
Both a big favor
410
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,448
If you just stick around
For a little while,
411
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:36,983
A couple, three weeks,
412
00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:39,452
Just till he gets
Back on his feet.
413
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:40,653
Please.
414
00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:48,795
Well, I've gone this far.
415
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,731
I might as well persist
Until he's recovered.
416
00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:52,865
She's back!
417
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:59,839
If frasier approves,
I'll stick around
418
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:03,243
And help you through
Your waitress problem.
419
00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:06,313
Whoa. Wait a second here.
420
00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:09,749
You mean to tell me
You're actually coming
Back to work here?
421
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:13,453
I'll take it until
A better job comes along.
422
00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:18,090
Cleaning up after rodeos,
For instance.
423
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:20,360
Great, huh, sam?
424
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:21,761
Diane's back.
425
00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:23,930
That's great.
426
00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:25,632
What did you
Say to her?
427
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:28,335
It was easy.
I said, she walks
Out that door,
428
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:31,003
She's back in
That nut house
Within a month.
429
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:34,574
Oh, I see.
430
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:36,142
You're not going to
Tell her, are you?
431
00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:38,578
No, coach. No.
432
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:46,253
Well, welcome aboard,
Miss chambers.
433
00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:50,823
Thank you, mr. Malone.
434
00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:54,861
That coach is
A pretty smart fellow
Sometimes, isn't he?
435
00:19:57,797 --> 00:20:00,767
Yes, he is, sam.
436
00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:03,002
Well...
437
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,203
Enough said
About it.
438
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,272
Yes, enough.
439
00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:07,206
Well, diane,
Shall we be off?
440
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:10,577
Oh, frasier, I think I'm going
To come back to work here.
441
00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:11,878
What?
442
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:14,747
No, no, no, no, no.
443
00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:17,617
Listen,
As frasier crane, md.,
444
00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:19,986
I don't think that's
A good idea for
The two of you.
445
00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:22,655
As frasier crane, man,
446
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:25,224
I don't think
It's a good idea
For the three of us.
447
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,260
Frasier, listen to me.
448
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:32,164
Sam needs my help
In the bar.
449
00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:34,534
If you feel any spark
Of jealousy,
450
00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:35,768
Please, let me assure you
451
00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:37,670
I could work side by side
With this man
452
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,839
For the rest of my life
And feel nothing.
453
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:43,042
Work? Hell, I could
Live in the same
House with her
454
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:44,243
And never be tempted.
455
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:48,448
I could sleep
In the same bed and get...
456
00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:50,917
Nothing but
A good night's rest.
457
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:56,323
I could get out of jail
After 12 years,
458
00:20:56,323 --> 00:20:58,591
Serve on a ship
459
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,893
With an all-male crew
For another four,
460
00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:04,597
Be dropped off
On a desert island
For another three,
461
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:07,667
Eating nothing
But raw oysters,
462
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:10,937
And if diane were
To walk out of the surf
Naked one day,
463
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:14,240
All I'd want
From her would be
The hockey scores.
464
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:18,010
And you wouldn't
Even get that.
465
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:20,580
I'm afraid that's
Not good enough.
466
00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:22,849
Diane, we're leaving.
467
00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:24,384
Excuse me, diane.
468
00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:26,218
Doc, could I have
A word with you, please?
469
00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:27,820
What about?
470
00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:30,256
Listen, doc.
471
00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:32,659
You take her
Out that door now,
472
00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:34,327
And those two
Will be dreaming
473
00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:38,565
Dreams about each other
From now on.
474
00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:41,568
But if she
Worked here,
475
00:21:41,568 --> 00:21:45,505
Doc, the hatred, oh!
476
00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:54,881
You know, I'm glad
Coach stopped me
477
00:21:54,881 --> 00:22:00,687
To ask about career
Opportunities in psychiatry.
478
00:22:00,687 --> 00:22:03,322
Yes, harvard is excellent.
479
00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:08,361
You see, it gave me
Some time to reflect.
480
00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:11,898
Diane, you must
Come back to work.
481
00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:13,199
I must?
482
00:22:13,199 --> 00:22:14,467
You and sam
483
00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:16,603
Went through a violent
Emotional experience.
484
00:22:16,603 --> 00:22:19,439
Now this will give you
An opportunity to diffuse,
485
00:22:19,439 --> 00:22:23,376
To demythologize
Your romance.
486
00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:27,880
Isn't he amazing?
487
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,916
Abundantly.
488
00:22:34,387 --> 00:22:36,623
Sammy, are you going
To tell carla?
489
00:22:36,623 --> 00:22:41,594
Yeah. Uh, maybe you ought
To give me a hand here.
490
00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:51,137
Hey, what's this
All about?
491
00:22:51,137 --> 00:22:53,372
Hey, hey!
492
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:55,708
You got her?
Check!
493
00:22:55,708 --> 00:23:00,379
Carla, diane's
Coming back to work here.
494
00:23:05,452 --> 00:23:06,819
Really?
495
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,722
At last, some help,
496
00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:12,825
And she's had
Experience, too.
497
00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:15,495
I hope she can
Start right away.
498
00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:22,101
No, no, no.
Take her in the back.
499
00:23:22,101 --> 00:23:25,472
Oh, you think
I'm going to try
To kill her
500
00:23:25,472 --> 00:23:30,042
Or hurt her
Or maim her.
No, no, no.
501
00:23:30,042 --> 00:23:32,945
Walls, walls, walls.
502
00:23:32,945 --> 00:23:35,448
Well, sam, diane and I
Really must be going,
503
00:23:35,448 --> 00:23:37,584
But it looks like
We'll be seeing each
Other again.
504
00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:39,886
Yeah,
I guess we will.
505
00:23:39,886 --> 00:23:41,654
Hey, frasier,
506
00:23:41,654 --> 00:23:44,056
Let me
Congratulate you here
On your new honey.
507
00:23:44,056 --> 00:23:46,993
Why, thanks, sam.
I've never been happier.
508
00:23:46,993 --> 00:23:50,797
Let me congratulate
You, too, diane.
509
00:23:52,532 --> 00:23:54,801
For heaven's sake,
Give her a kiss.
510
00:23:56,135 --> 00:23:59,906
Uh...Yeah, why not?
511
00:23:59,906 --> 00:24:00,707
Why not?
512
00:24:00,707 --> 00:24:03,442
Seems appropriate.
513
00:24:12,251 --> 00:24:14,453
Um...
Mm.
514
00:24:29,769 --> 00:24:32,839
Now there's
A healthy beginning.
515
00:24:39,912 --> 00:24:42,381
Nuts about me.
516
00:24:42,381 --> 00:24:44,817
Pitiful.
517
00:24:50,222 --> 00:24:52,224
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