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Cheers is filmed
Before a live studio audience.
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Afternoon,
Everybody.
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Norm!
Norm!
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How's life,
Normie?
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I'm not going
To win any awards, coach.
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Put a brew
In my face,
Please.
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Coach:
Coming right up.
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So, what you
Been up to there,
Normie?
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I went out
This afternoon
For the first time
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Since vera
And I split up.
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Oh, hey, ok.
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Who's the lucky damsel?
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Arlene horsley.
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She was a typist
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At that firm
I got fired from.
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I gave her a slice
Of my pizza
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One day during
Coffee break,
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And things kind of
Took off from there.
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Anyway, we caught
A little movie
This afternoon.
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What was playing?
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Finally got around
To seeing gandhi,
Coach.
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Whoa, gandhi.
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Fine piece of cinematic
Art there, huh?
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Well, I'm
Out of here.
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Where you going?
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I've got
To get back there
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Before arlene
Starts to miss me.
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Where is she?
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She's watching gandhi.
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I'm just--I'm just
Out for popcorn.
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See you in about an hour
When I go out for jujubes.
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* makin' your way
In the world today *
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* takes everything you got *
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* takin' a break
From all your worries *
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* sure would help a lot *
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* wouldn't you like
To get away *
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* sometimes
You want to go *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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* and they're always
Glad you came *
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* you want to be
Where you can see *
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* our troubles
Are all the same *
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* you wanna be where
Everybody knows your name *
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* you wanna go
Where people know *
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* people are all the same *
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* you want to go *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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You did.
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Thank you for
A wonderful afternoon.
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Yeah, right. My heart's
Still pounding.
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Sam.
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Ecchh.
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Carla, if you have
Something to say,
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Come right out
And say it.
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All right.
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Yecch!
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What is your problem?
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Look,
Everyone knows there is
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No bigger romantic
Than carla tortelli.
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But if you two are going
To do stuff like that,
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At least
Have the decency
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To do it
Out by the garbage.
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Even you cannot
Ruin our mood, carla.
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Sam and I had
A wonderful afternoon
Gallery haunting.
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We saw some of the works
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Of new england's
Finest artists.
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Lose a bet,
Huh, sam?
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As a matter of fact,
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Mr. Malone is on his way
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To developing
An appreciation
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Of non-representational art.
That's right.
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Name any
Piece of art
You saw today.
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Well, gee, there
Were so many, uh...
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Name any piece
Of art in the world.
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Buck says
He gets this one.
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You're on.
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Michelangelo's
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Two muscular guys
Touching fingers.
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Pay up.
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Fooled me.
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Why? Why?
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Well, diane, diane,
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I wouldn't try too hard
To domesticate the guy.
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You're going
Against eons of biology
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On this one.
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What are you
Talking about?
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Well, early cave men,
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They went out hunting
For the very food
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That graced
Their simple table.
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Women stayed in the cave
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And developed
Art, culture,
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What have you.
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Men down through
The centuries
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Have always
Been hunters,
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You know,
Doers, adventurers.
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Cogito, it is not in
Man's nature to sit alone
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And be passive
And docile.
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Ugghh.
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What's the matter,
Norm?
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Nothing.
It's just my shorts
Are binding up on me.
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Just, you know, stand up
And straighten them out
A little.
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Nah, I'll give them
Five minutes.
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Sometimes
They self-correct.
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You wear boxers?
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The level of conversation
In this bar
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Could not sink
Any lower.
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Hiya, wonder buns.
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Going down.
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Mr. Richards.
Hey, dave.
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Hi, sports fans.
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Hey, dave, dave,
What was that
You said
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At the end of
Your sports report
Last night?
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Oh, I said,
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"Good night.
And remember,
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"The world is full
Of winners and losers.
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Here's hoping
You're one of them."
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Oh, I guess
I did hear it right.
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Hey, big fella.
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How you doing,
Mayday?
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Good. How
Are you, dave?
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Miserable.
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Brenda and I split.
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I'm sorry
To hear that.
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Yep. This is
From the heart, big guy.
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It's the most devastating
Period of my life.
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Want to talk
About it?
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Nope. Fall off a horse,
You get right back on.
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Hey, sam,
I was just wondering.
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How about you and me giving
The females of boston
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10 minutes' head start,
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And then go round them up,
Like the old days?
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We did have fun,
Didn't we?
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We were pretty good.
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I was wondering
On the way over here,
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What do you think
Was the best night
We ever had?
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Oh, that's tough.
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No, wait, I think
I'd have to say
July 4, chicago.
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Ooh.
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Yankee doodle, eh?
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Oh, I was thinking
About minneapolis.
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Minneapolis.
Minneapolis was great,
But that was quantity.
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I'm talking
Quality here.
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Ooh.
Ooh.
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Hey, you guys,
Was there
Ever a night
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Where there
Was, like,
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Both quantity
And quality?
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Vegas!
Vegas!
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What are we
Waiting for, sam?
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Nothing.
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Don't wait up
For us.
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Females of boston,
Stop dreaming.
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It's on its way.
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See you later,
Sweetheart.
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You take care, dave.
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Don't you
Be a stranger.
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Don't you
Be a stranger.
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Did you get a chance
To say hi to dave?
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Good, old guy.
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Where were you
Going with him?
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Oh. Oh, wait.
Where am I?
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Last thing I remember,
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I was standing
Behind the bar.
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I must
Have blacked out.
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Coach, I'm
Having blackouts.
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Kind of a nice break
In the day, isn't it,
Sam?
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Sam, what gives?
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Dave, there's no way
I'm going to make it
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To the aquarium
With you today.
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I'm sorry.
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I know where
You two were going.
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You were going
Trollop hunting.
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That sounds like fun.
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Can you do that
With women?
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Listen, I was
Not thinking, diane.
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It was just
An automatic reaction.
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That's all.
I promise.
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Sam, you're not
Gonna tell me
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That you
And the human brain here
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Got something
Going, are you?
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Well, uh...
Kind of, yeah.
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Definitely.
I mean, totally.
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Very romantic
Phrasing.
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Boy, you must be
One hot honey.
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Hey, hey, whoa.
Take it easy here.
Listen.
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It just so happens
We got a good thing
Going here
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And I'm very proud
Of it.
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And speaking
Of things going,
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Why don't you,
Dave?
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Yeah, maybe
You oughta, dave.
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I'll talk
To you later.
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Ok. I'll come back
When you split up.
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I've got
About an hour to kill.
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Hey, whoa,
Whoa, whoa.
Listen.
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I'm telling you
This is going to work out.
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Hey, sam,
Who you talking
To here?
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You were
A worse hound than me,
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Which makes you
The worst hound
That ever was.
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David, that has
All changed now.
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Some things
Never change.
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You cannot
Give an old leopard
New stripes.
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Why are
We talking to
This person?
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Hey, look, I don't have
Anything against
You personally.
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I just want my
Old buddy back.
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I say I can
Break you two up.
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This time tomorrow,
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Sam and I will be out
Scouting those el feminitos.
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Well, you're wrong.
There's no way.
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And you're way
Out of line here.
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24 hours,
You two are bye-bye.
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Bye-bye.
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Do you believe that?
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I mean,
That's ridiculous.
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Sam...He can
Give us 24 hours,
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24 days, 24 years.
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We have
Transcendent time.
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Right, right,
But right now,
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The important thing
Is the next 24 hours.
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Now, just to be
On the safe side here,
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Why don't we
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Not even get into
A heated discussion
Today, ok?
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Sure, that's easy.
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Good. I hope so.
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The truth is
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We have never gone
24 hours without a fight.
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We most certainly have.
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We haven't.
Sam malone--
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All right, you're right.
You're right.
You're right.
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The important
Thing here now
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Is just no arguing,
No fighting...
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No breakup.
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I couldn't
Agree more.
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Oh, sam.
Hey, listen.
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Seeing as you're going
To be out of commission,
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Or so you say,
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You think you could
Give me the number
Of that lydia chick
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You used to keep
For yourself?
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You're impossible,
You know that?
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Cliff, the book.
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Ohh!
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That still her number?
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Come on, come on,
Come on, man.
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You're smudging
Judy wilson's number
There.
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Thanks, buddy.
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See you, gang.
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Oh, and,
Uh, moonbeam...
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Seeing as you'll
Be split up tomorrow
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And you'll probably
Likely be free,
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So maybe
You and I could--
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I'd rather be staked out
On an ant hill naked.
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You see, sam, how they
Always get the word naked
In there?
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Go on. Go on.
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What a scuzzy,
Egotistical, greasy,
Rotten sewer rat.
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00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:53,954
Cliff:
Uh, you're right.
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I think
I'm in love.
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You know, diane,
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I'm glad that jerk
Came by today.
256
00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:02,930
It's moments like that
That make me realize
257
00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:06,166
What a good thing
We got going here.
258
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,301
Why do you
Still have that thing?
259
00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:09,202
What's that, babe?
260
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,040
The book.
261
00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,307
Why are you
Keeping it?
262
00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:19,546
Sweetheart...
263
00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:21,181
This is
My address book.
264
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,250
I've got emergency
Numbers in this.
265
00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:30,557
Ok.
266
00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:34,928
What emergency service
Does wanda mendelsohn render?
267
00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:36,196
She's an
All-night plumber.
268
00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:43,503
She's
The only plumber
In boston
269
00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:46,239
You have to go
To her house.
270
00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:47,407
Hey, carla.
271
00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:50,310
Sam, you have not
Answered my question.
272
00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:52,679
Why are you holding on
To the phone numbers
Of other women?
273
00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:54,214
I'm not
Holding on to it.
274
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:57,684
I just haven't
Gotten around
To getting rid of it.
275
00:11:57,684 --> 00:12:00,754
Fine.
Then you won't mind
If I help you with that.
276
00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:01,855
Cliff.
277
00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:06,193
Cliff,
You touched it!
278
00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:10,230
I can see!
279
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:15,235
Normie, I can walk!
280
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,037
He's walking!
Hallelujah!
281
00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:18,171
Hallelujah!
Cliff's walking!
282
00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:19,873
He's walking!
Hallelujah!
283
00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:23,844
I'm just saying
284
00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:26,513
It would be a wonderful
Gesture to me
285
00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:29,449
If you
Destroyed the book.
286
00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:31,919
Are you nuts?
287
00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:35,255
It took me years
To meet all these people.
288
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,290
And even longer
To alphabetize them.
289
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:39,459
All right!
290
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,995
I knew you'd
Bring this around
To stupid again.
291
00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:44,431
Any argument with you
Begins and ends
With stupid.
292
00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,133
Listen, you can
Put up with this book
293
00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:49,970
If I can put up
With an afternoon
Of paint splatters.
294
00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:52,139
Paint splatters?
295
00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:53,640
Sam, if brains
Were money,
296
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:54,674
You'd have
To take out a loan
297
00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:57,010
For a cup of coffee.
298
00:12:57,010 --> 00:13:00,713
I got that.
I got that one.
299
00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:02,582
You're making
Marvelous progress.
300
00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:04,852
I'll tell you something--
I'll tell you something
301
00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:06,219
That's not making
Progress around here,
302
00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:08,021
And that's you and me.
303
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,923
We can change that
In an instant.
304
00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:12,125
Well, whatever, because
I'm keeping that book.
305
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,994
And you know
Where you can keep it?
306
00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:17,030
Right straight...
Shh shh shh.
307
00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:20,000
Under the pillow
You dream on, big guy.
308
00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:44,091
Oh, sam,
Got a minute?
309
00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:46,159
Listen, I just wanted
To congratulate you
310
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,660
On your
Recent falling out
311
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,829
With miss chicken parts.
312
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:53,300
I suggest you
Take this opportunity
To make it permanent.
313
00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:55,068
You know something, carla?
Whenever we fight,
314
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:57,304
You just love to gloat.
315
00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:59,206
Well, sam, as a matter
Of fact,
316
00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:01,774
I feel a little sad
About this one.
317
00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:04,044
Why?
I wasn't the cause
Of it.
318
00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:12,953
Oh...Maybe me and diane
Being together
319
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,421
Just doesn't
Make any sense.
320
00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:17,557
Oh, love, sam,
Who could explain it?
321
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:19,059
Fools would try.
322
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,360
Yeah, you're right,
Coach.
323
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,695
I've got this theory,
Though, see--
324
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,397
Coach, could you
Take me home?
325
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:25,232
Ok, carla.
326
00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:26,566
You know, coach,
Every night,
327
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,168
You walk out of here
And you forget
Your keys.
328
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:29,502
You got 'em this time?
329
00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:32,072
It's ok, carla.
I got it
All figured out.
330
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:34,674
I left them
In the car.
331
00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:36,609
Aren't you
Afraid someone's
Going to steal it?
332
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,178
I locked the doors.
333
00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:40,480
How are you gonna
Get in without
Your keys?
334
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,115
I made a duplicate set.
335
00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:43,483
Well, where are
They, coach?
336
00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:45,552
Holy mackerel.
337
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:46,453
Sam.
338
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:50,623
Carla, we've really
Got to make a scramble.
339
00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:51,724
Looks like rain.
340
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,193
Come on. I left
The windows open.
341
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,309
Just so I don't
Mistake this
342
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:12,479
For you being
Deep in thought about
How much you love me,
343
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:14,714
You're not
Talking to me, right?
344
00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:15,949
I hate you
With the white-hot
345
00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:18,018
Intensity of 1,000 suns.
346
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:23,090
* somebody's cranky *
347
00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:28,996
Hold on. I'll tell you
What I'm gonna do.
348
00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:32,232
As a gesture to put
All of this behind us,
349
00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:33,666
I'm going to take
This book of mine--
350
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:35,202
Oh, I see, I see.
351
00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:36,603
You're going to
Patch it up now
352
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:39,806
So you don't
Lose face with
Your buddy dave.
353
00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:42,009
No, no.
Forget about dave.
354
00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:44,877
I'm concerned
About us right now.
355
00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:46,179
I'm going
To take this book--
356
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:49,816
Which represents my
Past, do you understand?
357
00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:51,784
I'm going to rip up...
358
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:52,752
"X" through "Z"
359
00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:54,154
And all but one of "Q."
360
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,327
You just don't
Understand, do you?
361
00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:01,728
I don't think there's
Any more to say.
362
00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:26,219
Well, girls,
There he is.
363
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:28,788
Isn't he pretty?
364
00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:30,990
What do you want, dave?
365
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,860
Hey, sam, was that diane
I saw leaving?
366
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,728
Yeah. She had
To go home early.
367
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:39,132
She has a few
Pictures of me
She wants to hang.
368
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:41,534
Yeah. Sam,
I'm in a bind.
369
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,770
You don't look
Too bad off to me.
370
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:46,473
The one on the left
Is valerie and the other
One's didi.
371
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:47,707
I'm one
Over the limit.
372
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,209
I got to throw one back.
373
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:50,410
Can you take her
Off my hands?
374
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:51,578
Gimme a break here.
What, is this
375
00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:52,779
Part of your plan?
376
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:56,283
No. Come on.
I'm asking
A favor from a buddy.
377
00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:58,318
Look, ordinarily,
I wouldn't ask you,
378
00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:00,420
But valerie there
Thinks I'm complex.
379
00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:03,956
Need I say more?
380
00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:05,358
Look, just see
That she gets home.
381
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,460
Oh, come on,
Dave.
Give me a break.
382
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:11,631
Sam, will you just see
That she gets home, ok?
383
00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:12,832
Thanks.
384
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:14,101
Valerie, what do you say
385
00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:16,303
You and I just jump
In that davemobile, huh?
386
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:21,141
So...
387
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:22,642
Didi...
388
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:23,943
Where do you live?
389
00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:25,044
Chicago.
390
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:27,547
Excuse me?
391
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:30,483
Chicago.
It's in illinois.
392
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,885
I know
Where chicago is.
But I thought--
393
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,188
I'm just here overnight.
394
00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:37,624
I'm a stewardess.
I'm at the stafford hotel.
395
00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:38,525
Oh.
396
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:44,164
Why don't you just
Let me call you
A cab?
397
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:47,100
Oh. Well...Ok.
398
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:51,204
Gee, dave said
You were a fun guy.
399
00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:53,606
I used to be a fun guy
Before I met...
400
00:17:57,977 --> 00:17:59,579
Before I met you.
401
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,548
Now I'm
A really fun guy.
402
00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:02,449
Great!
403
00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:03,950
Stafford hotel?
Yeah.
404
00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:04,851
All right.
405
00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:16,763
Normie, how come you're
Not out with arlene tonight?
406
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,097
Oh, gee, I am!
407
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,135
What?
408
00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:23,670
Where are you gonna be?
409
00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:25,472
I think we're
At the circus.
410
00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:27,940
No. That's tomorrow.
411
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,976
We're in a balcony
Somewhere.
412
00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:31,144
I don't know.
413
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:36,983
Hey, coach.
I thought it was
414
00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:39,352
Your turn
To drive today.
415
00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:41,921
Oh, did I forget
To pick you up, carla?
416
00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:43,490
Gee, I'm sorry, honey.
417
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:44,791
Look, I'll make it
Up to you.
418
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:45,758
It's ok.
419
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:46,693
No, no, no.
420
00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:48,528
Tomorrow, you
Forget to pick me up.
421
00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:53,032
Coach,
Is sam in yet?
422
00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:55,134
No, he's not
Here, honey.
423
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:58,838
What's the matter?
Feel a case
Of the nags coming on?
424
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:00,373
I deserve that.
425
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:03,876
No. Actually, I wanted
To apologize to him.
426
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:10,149
I made too big a deal
Of that address book.
427
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:14,921
But he was being
Insensitive himself.
428
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:19,659
I guess I should learn
To control myself, huh?
429
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:23,763
I still think
Sam was wrong!
430
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:29,101
Cheers.
431
00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:31,838
Coach, that ringing
Is in your head.
432
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:32,772
Oh, I'm sorry.
433
00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:38,010
Coach, I don't blame you
For being confused.
434
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,078
My relationship
With sam
435
00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:41,581
Is making me
A little crazy.
436
00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:44,217
Aww. And you used
To be so together.
437
00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:48,355
Oh, good, good.
Diane, you're here.
438
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:49,856
I got something
I want to tell you.
439
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:52,959
Sam, I'm really
Sorry the way I
Reacted yesterday.
440
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:54,461
I had
A miserable night--
441
00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:56,162
It's ok.
It's all right.
It's all right.
442
00:19:56,162 --> 00:19:57,196
Yeah?
Come on.
I can't wait.
443
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,164
You're going
To love this.
444
00:19:58,164 --> 00:19:59,332
This is so good.
445
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:01,133
Well, great.
I can't wait, either.
446
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:03,270
[telephone rings]
447
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:07,740
[ring]
448
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:09,709
Coach, your phone's
Ringing there.
449
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,411
No, no, cliff,
It's in my head.
450
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:16,949
Oh, the big guy's chair,
Huh?
451
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:18,184
Tell me. Tell me.
452
00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:22,422
Diane, last night
I took a beautiful woman
453
00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:23,923
Back to my place.
454
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:26,693
She was ready,
Willing and able,
You know what I mean,
455
00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:27,694
And so was I.
456
00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:29,228
We were right
In the sack.
457
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,196
And then
All of a sudden,
458
00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:32,465
Get this--I stopped.
459
00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:33,733
I thought about you,
460
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,702
I thought about how much
You mean to me,
461
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:37,270
And I said,
"Didi, I can't do this.
462
00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:38,471
I got a chick."
463
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:43,876
What do you think,
About that, huh?
464
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:53,586
Well, I was expecting
A hug or a kiss,
465
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,622
But this is
More personal, I guess.
466
00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:00,460
How could you?
467
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:03,262
Hey, diane,
This is good news.
468
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,564
This is good news?
469
00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:06,198
You go to bed
With another woman
470
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:07,634
And this is
Good news?
471
00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:09,469
You're not getting
The big picture here.
472
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:11,103
I mean, this is
The first time
473
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,772
I've never said no
To a woman.
474
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,441
And she was
A gorgeous woman.
475
00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:16,108
I mean, there's not
A man in the world
476
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,444
Who'd say no to her.
477
00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:20,813
Not many women, either,
I'll tell you that.
478
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:22,749
Besides, at that point,
I mean, you and I
479
00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:26,218
Were as good
As broken up.
480
00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:28,287
The only thing
As good as broken up
481
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,423
Is being broken up,
And we are.
482
00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:31,424
Oh, come on.
Don't you see
483
00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:33,225
What this
Means here?
484
00:21:33,225 --> 00:21:34,694
Oh, damn it!
485
00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:39,532
Hey, you two.
Your 24 hours
Is about up.
486
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:47,907
Ooh, do I sense tension
In this room?
487
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:49,776
You know, that was really
A crummy thing you did,
488
00:21:49,776 --> 00:21:52,311
Pushing didi on me
Like that.
489
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,481
If diane and I
Didn't have such a--
490
00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:56,749
Such a good thing
Going here,
491
00:21:56,749 --> 00:21:59,586
That might
Have split us up.
492
00:21:59,586 --> 00:22:02,889
Come on. You two?
Good thing going?
493
00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:04,223
I get along better
With my wife,
494
00:22:04,223 --> 00:22:05,725
And we've
Exchanged gunfire.
495
00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:09,929
David, you'll be very
Happy to hear that--
496
00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:11,698
Now, wait, wait.
497
00:22:11,698 --> 00:22:14,333
Now, whatever dave hears,
He'll hear from me.
498
00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:18,337
I made a mistake
Last night, dave--
499
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,907
I almost made a mistake.
500
00:22:20,907 --> 00:22:22,909
I've admitted this
To diane,
501
00:22:22,909 --> 00:22:27,414
And now I'm telling her
That I'm finally convinced.
502
00:22:29,281 --> 00:22:31,183
I mean, I'm crazy
About this woman.
503
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:32,785
She is the best
Thing going,
504
00:22:32,785 --> 00:22:34,887
And I don't care
About anybody else,
505
00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:36,389
And I'll tell
You something.
506
00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:38,625
I'm not gonna let anything
Come between us.
507
00:22:44,764 --> 00:22:45,732
Sam.
508
00:22:45,732 --> 00:22:47,333
Well...
509
00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:48,568
Oh, puke.
510
00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:55,875
Dave, you're just gonna
Have to find someone else
To waste your evenings with
511
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,176
Because I'm gonna be
Wasting mine with
512
00:22:57,176 --> 00:22:58,445
This little filly
Right here.
513
00:22:58,445 --> 00:23:01,648
Oh, sam.
514
00:23:01,648 --> 00:23:04,851
Well, I know
When I'm beat.
515
00:23:04,851 --> 00:23:06,919
Hey, wait a second here.
I want you--
516
00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:08,888
I want you to watch me
Kiss my woman here.
517
00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:11,458
You might
Learn something.
Come here.
518
00:23:13,660 --> 00:23:15,695
Oh, that's great, sam.
519
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:20,232
Yeah, didi said
You were the best kisser
She'd ever had.
520
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:21,200
Really?
521
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,735
Oh! Aah!
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