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Woody: "Cheers" is filmed before
A live studio audience.

Excuse me.

Does a carla tortelli
Lebec nee lozuponi
Work here?

You're talking
To her.
What's it to you?

My name is
Whitley morris.

I represent the estate
Of your late grandfather,
Antonio lozuponi.

No doubt you know
That antonio deserted
Your grandmother in 1921.

What you may not know
Is that he hopped a freight
To los angeles that year,

Taking with him only
His lucky quarter.

He worked packing fruit
Until he raised enough capital

To open up his own business
Selling candied peaches.

With the profits from this,
He invested in oil,

And through
Judicious management
Of his funds

Amassed a fortune
In excess of $20 million.

Miss, can I order a beer?

What do I look like,
A waitress?

Go on. Go on.

On his deathbed, antonio
Felt remorse for the family

He left behind in boston,

And he made out a will
Leaving his entire fortune

To the surviving lozuponis,
Of which you are one.

Yeah, yeah?

Unfortunately,
This was not discovered

Until the death last month
Of antonio's unscrupulous
Illegitimate son paolo,

Who suppressed the will

And in 10 short years
Squandered the entire fortune

On fast horses
And loose women.

What does
That leave me?

Grandfather lozuponi's
Lucky quarter.

Congratulations.

* makin' your way
In the world today *

* takes everything
You've got *

* takin' a break
From all your worries *

* sure would
Help a lot *

* wouldn't you like
To get away? *

* sometimes
You want to go *

* where everybody
Knows your name *

* and they're always
Glad you came *

* you want to be
Where you can see *

* our troubles
Are all the same *

* you want to be *

* where everybody
Knows your name *

* you want to go
Where people know *

* people are all
The same *

* you want to go *

* where everybody
Knows your name **

Woody?

Yes, miss howe.

I just got my butt chewed
Out on your account.

Must've been
A real light eater.

My boss was going
Through the personnel
Records,

And he found
An alarming discrepancy.

Ok...

I confess.

I was $3.47 short
On the receipts
Last october,

So I put money in
From my pocket.

I always knew it would
Catch up with me.

You don't have to
Say anything, miss howe.

I'll get my things
And leave quietly.

Woody, I'm not
Talking about that.

Oh. Then never mind.

Woody, the comptroller
Found out that

You have been
Working at cheers
For four years,

And you have never
Taken one vacation.

That's true.
I have a perfect
Attendance record.

Well, you have to
Take one now.
It's company policy.

Well, I don't like vacations.
I like working here.

I like the people.

Well, why should I leave?
What's the point?

The point is
A happy workplace!

The point is
Dealing with stress.

Look at you, woody.

Can't you see that
You're on the verge
Of an emotional burnout?

Gee, I am beginning to feel
A little on edge.

I'm sorry, woody.
Woody, why don't you
Just do this for me,

Please?

Why don't you go
Take a trip and see
Your folks?

My folks were just here.

Whoa, woody.
Your parents were
In boston?

Why didn't you bring
Them by to meet us?

What, like they got
Nothing better to do?

Good point.

I'm gonna call
The corporate
Travel agent

And have her create
A wonderful trip
For you, woody.

You're gonna
Love it.

If you say so,
Miss howe.

Look, woody, travel
Is great.

When I left the country
To go see expo,

It gave me a whole new
Slant on life.

Really?

Oh, yeah.
You haven't lived
Until you've seen

Bonanza dubbed
Into french canadian.

Woody, let's go.

So, frase,
Where's lilith
These days?

It's been 3 or 4 weeks
Since we've seen
Old death with hips.

You're not trying
To hide her from us,
Are you?

No, no. Why would I do
A thing like that?

How's she handling
Her pregnancy?

Same as any other woman--

Perfectly normal.
Nothing unusual.

Well, true,
She does experience

The occasional temporary
Hormonal imbalance,

But you know lilith.

She's so repressed
Emotionally that

Only her husband
Would notice.

Lay your hands
Upon me, everyone.

I am life.

Oh, boy.

I am mother.

My man's seed
Is nourished within me.

Touch my breasts,
My friend.

I am lactating.

Well, I tell you,

This is kind
Of a first for me,

But I'm
Going to pass.

Forgive me
For bursting in on you

But the little bud
Couldn't bear to be parted
From his/her daddy

Another instant.

Whisper to him/her
Through my navel.

Um, later, after
I finish this drink.

Perhaps a few more.

Oh, carla,
Sister-woman...

Why didn't you ever
Share with me

The religious wonder
Of this experience

When you were
Great with child?

I was too busy puking.

A small price to pay

For becoming
A fountain of life.

A moist, nourishing
Acre of loam,

From which shall spring
The future of the human race.

Speaking of puking,

Would you excuse me
For a minute?

I am a cradle of life.

My womb is the tigris
And the euphrates.

I am a slender tendril
Reaching back

To the primordial ooze.

I'm planning on
Having her committed.

It must've been a very
Difficult decision
For you.

Oddly enough, no.

Ooh! I don't know
What they did
With the birth goo,

And I don't
Want to know.

But the placenta is
The tidal pool of life.

I'm planting mine
Under a tree
In the backyard

So my nutrients
Can feed its roots.

I shall become
One with the planet.

I shall suckle
The earth itself.

I shall unite with--

For god's sake, woman,
Get hold of yourself!

You're having a baby!
Big deal.

A fly is a mother
A thousand times.

You don't see her making
An ass of herself

In front of her
Husband's friends.

I beg your pardon.

Well, lilith,
It was fine in the
Privacy of our own home,

But, I mean, now
You're embarrassing me

In front of people
Who would like to be
My peers.

I'm sorry, frasier.

I thought
You were as enraptured

By this life force
We're creating as I am.

Well,
I am in theory.

Oh, yes.
Well, that's right.

For the man,
It's all theory.

For the mother,
It's the deepest,

Richest, most moving,
All-encompassing love

You'd ever hope
To imagine,

But I'll suppress it
For you.

Are you happy?

That's my girl.

Lilith,
You misunderstood.

I loved it.

Darling? Angel face?

Pea pod?

He's a dead man.

Yeah, put the tag
On his toe,

Close the drawer.

Hey, normie,
Looky here.
Yeah?

I was on my route,
Somebody gave me
A box of chocolates.

You want one?

Yeah.
Here you go.

Assortment, huh?

You know, I like
Butter creams,

But I can never tell
Which one's which.

No.

Not this one,
Either.

Hey, frase.

What's the latest
With madame ovary?

Oh, she's fine.

You don't sound
Too happy about it.

Well, frankly, sam,
I'm not.

I feel like hell
For what I said to her
The other day.

I've taken the most
Beautiful experience
Of her life

And turned it
Into something as pedestrian
As flossing one's teeth.

I wish I could take back
Every hateful word I said.

Frase--no. Nougat.

Vera and I have this
Little technique
That we use

That whenever we
Say something
That we regret

To each other,

We agree never to
Talk about it again,

And it works
Like a charm.

Well, norm,
I don't agree.

Once you start
To bury your feelings,

You stop talking.

You finally don't spend
Any time together at all.

Right.
Works like a charm.

Do you believe that?

An entire
Box of chocolates

And not one
Butter cream.

I hate that!

Woody,
Your passport came.

Thanks, miss howe.

Gee, woody, where
Are you going?

Oh, I'm going to venice
And then florence.

Then I got to see
The seven hills of
Something or other,

I don't know.

Woody,
You're gonna love italy.

I'll never forget
My first trip--

Bunking
In youth hostels,

Thumbing rides,

This wild fling
With this crazy italian boy

Who never
Told me his name,

And then one night
Getting hold of
Some cheap wine

And getting
Really plastered

And ripping off
All my clothes and...

Changing
For choir practice.

I was
With my church group.

Seems like you used
To be a lot more fun
Back then.

When did you lose
This childlike
Love of life?

And why couldn't
I have known you

Back when you were
Cheap and slutty?

What's this, miss howe?

Oh, they just
Want to know
Who to notify

In case of death
Or accident.

What do they think
Is gonna happen to me
Over there?

They don't think
Anything is gonna
Happen, woody.

Just calm down.

What's this
About not smuggling

Foreign meats
Into the country?

What's wrong
With foreign meat?

And if there is something
Wrong with it,

What's going
To happen to me

After I've been
Eating it for a week?

And look. It says here if I
Mutilate this passport,

It renders it invalid?

Suppose I'm just about
To go through
U.S. Customs,

Some crazy person
Breaks into my luggage,
Mutilates my passport,

And fills my suitcase
Full of meat.

That's a chance
All travelers take.

Why, there's my kanga
And her little roo.

Do you feel
The butterfly of life

Fluttering within you?

It's either that
Or gas.

Could I speak with you
For a moment

In relative privacy?

Of course.

Now, I know
You don't want me

Carrying on
About the pregnancy,

And, believe me,
I don't intend to,

But I thought as a doctor
You might like
To hear one thing.

What is that?

It sounds like--

It is.

Is it...
A little heartbeat?

My child's
Heartbeat.

Life. I am
A giver of life.

I have planted my seed.

I am your fertile ground.

Lo, see what
We have wrought.

Let's go sleep
On the roof nude, my dear,

And let the rain
Nourish our child.

Yes, why not?
Nude and unashamed.

Why should we be
Ashamed?

Our child will
Never be ashamed.

Want to bet?

Oh, woodman,
Today's the day, huh?

Yeah. You ready for
The big trip, bud?

I guess so. I'm just
Going through this book

Trying to put together a few
Useful italian phrases.

Let's hear one.

All right.

"Sono stato
Rendimente straziato

"En un disastro
Fraviare.

Per fervoro,
Spertime."

That's great.
What's it mean?

I have been
Hideously mangled
In a train accident.

Please shoot me.

Woody.

Greetings, everyone.

Ho. My goodness.

What time are you two
Due at the square dance?

I'll thank you
To be serious.

My woman
Made this shirt.

It's my first.

Yes, we've decided
To stopped
Parasitically

Living off
The labor of others.

From now on,
We provide
For ourselves.

We've been examining
Our lives,

And we've discovered
Some frightening things.

You finally found diane
Walled up in frasier's
Crawl space?

We're so civilized,

We've cut ourselves off
From our true
Animal nature.

Accordingly, we've
Decided to forsake
The city

And go live
In the wilderness.

Yes. We're going to
Leave behind
The 20th century,

And I will build a cabin
With my own two hands

And the sweat
Of my brow.

You guys want these
Pretzels?

Uh, no.
No thank you.

From now on,
I only eat
What I kill.

Then I suggest you kill
About a half-dozen beers

And lighten up.

Don't you think you guys
Are getting a little
Carried away?

I mean, all of us want
To chuck it all sometimes,

But you can live to regret
That kind of thing.

I mean, believe me, I know
What I'm talking about.

Sammy, excuse me.

You're not gonna
Tell that long,
Boring story

About how you
Sold the bar

And bought a boat
To sail around
The world

And then the boat
Sank, are you?

No, norm.

Come on.
I'm perfectly aware

How that turning point
In my life

Means nothing to you.

So I'm going
To tell a story about...

A friend of mine
Who bought a truck

To drive
Around the world.

Sam, if this story
Is meant
To discourage us,

It's going to fall
On deaf ears.

I have already burned
Our last bridge.

I'm proud to announce
That the doctor has
Given up his practice.

You did what?
Oh, come on.

Yes. We put our house
On the market,

I helped lilith compose
Her letter of
Resignation

To boston general,

And I just cancelled
My paranoia workshop.

So all we need to do now
Is buy a stout ax

And a plot of land
In the wilderness.

And I'll stand by your side
And bear your young
And cook your meals.

Try not
To get them mixed up.

No. Wait. Whoa. Hold it.
Listen.

Have either of you
Even lived outside
Of the city?

Well, I admit
We are urbanites,

But we've always
Enjoyed the country

Whenever we've
Flown over it.

Listen. Why don't you try
Living, you know, for
A week in the woods?

See how you like it.

Well, that's
A possibility.

Hey, as a matter of fact,
A friend of mine

Has a cabin
In northern maine.

Sammy, he didn't
Take it around
The world, did he?

Why don't you
Just borrow it
For a little while?

See how
You like it, huh?

Well, it's
A tempting thought.

What do you think,
Lilith?

Well, it's possible.

We could put
Our careers on hold
Just for now

And take a few days off
Next week

To become one with nature.

By george,
We'll do it.

Next week,
It's into the woods.

Great.
Thank you,
Sam.

Oh, gee. If I run,
I can make my 3:00.

But, dear,
You just cancelled
Your paranoia workshop.

Oh, right.

Well, I'll deny it

And tell them it's part
Of a government conspiracy.

They'll eat that up.

It's perfect.

Not quite.

What's this
Abomination?

There. Now we can live
Like our forefathers.

I will go, my love.

And I will go
To innisfree

And a cabin
Build there,

Of clay
And wattles made.

Frasier, dearest,
I feel the coldness.

It's good.

Let's celebrate
The coldness.

There. That's done.

Now let's
Celebrate warmness,
And quickly.

Yes. Warmth.

I will give
My family warmth.

Where are the matches?

I thought
You brought them.

Are you telling me
You didn't bring any matches?

No, I'm telling you
You didn't bring
Any matches.

Well, not to worry.
Even better.

Right. We'll do as
Our forebears did.

Yes. I'll
Go slit open a moose,

And we can climb in
And bunk there
For the night.

It's pioneer humor.

Well, our forebears
Laughed.

Oh. Here's
Just the thing.

[muttering]

Frasier,
What are you doing?

Well, I'm striking
Two stones together
To get a spark.

Ah. Then
Be ready to jump back

Lest a flame
Singe your eyebrows.

Lilith, please. I've never
Done this before,

And I could use some support.

Well, if you don't know
What you're doing,

Why did you drag me
Up here in the dead
Of winter?

Because that's when
You just happened
To get pregnant.

No, I think that's when
You just happened
To knock me up.

No, I think that's when
You just happened

To forget
To take your pill.

I sense civilization
Creeping in.

My wild asparagus,
Forgive me.

No. It's I who
Should apologize.

We don't need a fire.
We have our body heat
To keep us warm.

No, no, my wife and child
Need a fire,

And I'm going to build it
For them if it takes all day.

And we'll stand right
By you while you do it.

Say, lilith,
You know,

It might help me
To get a rhythm going

If you would sing
One of those
Simple work songs

That our forefathers
So beloved.

I don't know
Any work songs.

Well, sing whatever
You do know.

I only know one song.

Well, sing that, then.

* my funny valentine *

* sweet,
Comic valentine *

* you make me smile
With my heart **

Hey, everybody!

Hey! Woody, man,
How was your vacation?

I never had
So much fun
In my whole life.

Oh, I knew
You'd love italy

If you'd just
Give it a chance.

Oh, well, I never
Actually made it
To italy.

What?

Yeah. I fell asleep
And missed
My flight.

Ok, pay up.
Pay up.

So, woody,
Where were you
All week?

The airport.

It was great.

I met people
From all over
The world.

You spent
Your entire vacation
At the airport?

Oh, yeah.
I mean, at first
I felt terrible

About
Missing my flight,

But then
I started talking

To this really
Nice guy,

And it turned out
He's from india.

Can you
Imagine that?

I'm from indiana,
And he's from india?

We laughed
About that
For hours.

At least,
I think that's what
He was laughing at.

Well, I'm glad
You had a good time, woody.

I didn't
Expect you back today.

I thought you needed rest,
So I didn't schedule you
Until tomorrow.

Great.
I'm outta here.

Where are you going?

I hear great things
About the bus depot.

* stay,
Little valentine *

* stay *

* each day is-- **

Shut up!

Ow! Ow!

Oh, no. Oh, god.

My finger's going
To turn black now,

And the nail's
Going to fall off.

No one said
Life in the wilderness
Would be easy.

Here. Let me try.

No. No, lilith.

I must get back up
On that horse.

A spark!

Lilith, did you see that?
I made a spark.

I knew you could
Do it.

This is the most
Glorious moment
In my life.

I've never felt so proud
And triumphant.

No prouder than I,
My prometheus.

Lilith, with these two rocks,
I can accomplish anything.

I've never felt
Closer to you.

Nor I you.

Of course,
We haven't actually
Achieved fire yet.

Ah. Good point.

Say, you know what?
Grab some more
Of that paper,

And we'll wad it up

And use it
To catch it on the spark.

Thank you, dear.

Oh, a boston paper.

Is it?

The restaurant
Review section.

Restaurants. Ha!

Of course,
They're raving
About la porta's.

$200 for a dinner.
How decadent.

No doubt about it,

Our society is in decay.

Can you believe
We actually
Frequented that place?

Perfumed and pompous.

Living off
The labor of others.

Eating the flesh
Of animals
We didn't even kill.

It was good, though.

The tarragon glaze
Was impeccable.

The creme brulee
Was a poem.

Of course, quality
Isn't the point.

No. It's a moral issue.

And if it's food
You want, why,

I'll cook you a hearty
American meal--

Lentils and okra
Over our open fire.

My mouth
Is watering already.

Lilith, I'm
Thinking something.

And I think you're
Thinking it, too.

But neither of us
Wants to admit that
We're thinking it

For fear that the other one
Isn't thinking it.

So I think it's very important

That we both say
What we're thinking
Simultaneously

If indeed we are
Thinking the same thing,

And I think we are.
So, are you ready?

I want to go home.

Say, if we drive 70
All the way,

Do you think
We can make it to la porta's
For the 10:00 seating?

I don't think so.

Then we'll
Charter a plane.

That's the beauty
Of civilization.

You can buy anything.