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Cheers is filmed before
A live studio audience
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Here's your mail.
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Oh, thanks.
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I'm afraid
They're all bills.
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I'll give them to bill
The moment he comes in.
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That's pretty funny.
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Oh, thank you.
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Hey, hold on
There, sport.
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Yeah?
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As you can see,
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I'm wearing the
Colors myself here.
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As a veteran
Postal carrier,
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I can only say
I'm both shocked
And dismayed.
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Sir?
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Department policy
Regarding the uniform
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States in part,
And I quote,
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"Uniform shirt shall
Be buttoned up to,
And including,
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The second button
From the collar
Of said shirt."
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You're letting
Us down, son.
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I'm sorry, sir.
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I didn't mean
Any harm.
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It's all right, son.
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I was green once,
Too.
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You'll make it.
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Thank you, sir.
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I'll try to do better.
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Carry on, son.
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Here's your beer,
Cliff.
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"Cliff"? Say, uh...
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You're not by any chance
Cliff clavin?
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Sure am.
You heard of me?
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Your name is a symbol
Around our branch office.
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Is that right?
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Yeah. Like, just
The other day, I messed up,
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And my supervisor
Told me
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To get my head
Out of my clavin.
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* makin' your way
In the world today *
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* takes everything
You've got *
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* takin' a break
From all your worries *
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* sure would help a lot *
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* wouldn't you like
To get away? *
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* sometimes
You wanna go *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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* and they're always
Glad you came *
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* you wanna be
Where you can see *
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* our troubles
Are all the same *
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* you wanna be where
Everybody knows your name *
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* you wanna go
Where people know *
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* people are all the same *
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* you wanna go where
Everybody knows your name *
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Damn.
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What's wrong?
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That was
Ann marie's teacher.
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She said she's going to
Have to hold her back.
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Oh, that's too bad,
Carla.
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Don't worry
About it, carla.
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It's just as bad
To skip a grade.
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You skipped a grade?
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I skipped four.
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High school,
I think they called it.
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Well, carla, I hope
Being held back
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Isn't going to be too traumatic
For ann marie.
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Nah, she's been held
Back twice already.
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In her class
Picture, she looks
Like snow white.
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Hey, coach, set me up
With another beer,
Please.
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Where's normie, carla?
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I've got a great story
To tell him.
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Ain't my job
To keep tabs
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On the walking
Beer keg.
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Besides,
Who cares about
Your stupid story?
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Yeah, thank you,
Carla.
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Coach,
If you serve the beer
Any slower,
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It's gonna be vinegar
Before I quaff it.
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Didn't I tell you, cliff?
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I'm on the verge
Of setting a new monthly record
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For fewest
Glasses broken.
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That's good.
How close are you?
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I just have
To make it to midnight
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Without breaking
Seven glasses.
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[glass doesn't break]
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Oh, holy quixote, coach,
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There must be at least
Four inches of feathers
Down there.
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Six inches, cliffo.
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You can't be too careful
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When you're
Going for a record.
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Coach,
Never thought I'd see you
Working with a net.
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And you never will.
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Hi, honey.
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So the camel says,
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Uh-uh, pal,
You get your own date.
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Evening, everybody.
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Norm!
Norm!
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What's shaking, norm?
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All four cheeks
And a couple of chins.
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What will it be?
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I'll take a pitcher.
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How about you,
George?
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Who's your
Funny friend here?
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Oh, sorry.
Cliff clavin,
George foley.
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Pleasure.
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We ran into each other
Down at unemployment.
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What line of work
You out of now, george?
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I was a tree surgeon.
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I had to quit
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Because I fainted
At sight the of sap.
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In fact, I'm getting
A little woozy right now.
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Yeah, very humorous, huh?
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Hey, norm,
Heard a great joke
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Down by
The sorting machine--
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Can this wait?
George claims he can
Run the table on me
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Before I get my
Cue stick chalked.
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Put your money
Where your mouth is,
Big guy.
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I tried it once,
But the bills got soggy.
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I like that guy, cliff.
He's funny.
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Coach, the rest of
Us are laughing
Out of pity
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At the man's
Ugliness.
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He looks like one
Of those grotesque
Creatures
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You might find
In a cave
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20 miles beneath the
Surface of the sea.
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Come to think of it,
He didn't say where he was from.
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You know what I hate
About working here?
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I know what I hate
About working here,
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But it couldn't
Be the same thing.
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Coach,
2 vodka rocks.
2 vodka rocks.
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We never get
The holidays off.
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It's george washington's
Birthday weekend,
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And we're all going
To be stuck here.
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Sam won't.
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This is when he goes away
On his ski trip.
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What ski trip?
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He and his baseball cronies
Go up to vermont
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The same week
Every year.
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They rent a chalet,
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Go skiing, and melt
A few snow bunnies.
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Been doing it
For years.
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Of course, he won't
Do it this year.
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Why not?
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Because he's involved
With me now, carla.
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I know,
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But I still believe
In the old sam malone.
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I say he's still got
Some hair on his butt.
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Perhaps, carla, your
Desperate observations
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Accurately reflect
The relationship
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Between men and women
In the demimonde
You inhabit,
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But, for those of us
Who no longer
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Scrape our knuckles
On the ground
When we walk...
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Your views are
Incredibly primitive.
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Says you.
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Oh, sam, listen...
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Sam,
What's the matter?
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Oh...
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I just
Got a call
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From my aunt alice
This afternoon.
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Uncle nathan
Died yesterday.
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Oh. I'm so sorry.
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What a shame, sam.
Was he sick long?
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No, coach.
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He was hit by a bus.
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Well,
That's comforting.
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Honey, I'm going to have
To leave right now.
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I've got to go
To vermont.
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The funeral's up there.
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Did you say vermont?
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Yeah.
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My condolences
In your time
Of sorrow.
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Oh, thank you,
Carla.
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I was talking
To diane.
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Where in vermont?
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Uh...Stowe.
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Stowe.
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Isn't that
A ski resort?
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I think there is
One nearby there.
Yeah.
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I got
To leave right now.
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I'm going to be gone
A couple of days,
Honey.
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Oh, this whole thing--
I don't know.
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Sam, you must have been
Very close with your uncle.
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Oh, yeah.
Very, very close.
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Well, I think
I should come along.
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I should be with you
At a time like this.
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No, no.
I think it would be
Too depressing for you.
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Anyway, I'm
Gonna be staying
In my aunt's house.
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She doesn't believe
In unmarried couples
Sleeping together.
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We don't have
To sleep together.
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Why would you
Be coming then?
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To support you emotionally
Through this tragedy.
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Oh, that.
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You are so sweet.
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I just don't think
It's a good idea.
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Oh, coach.
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Yeah, honey.
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Sam says
His uncle nathan
Up in vermont
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Just died.
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Yep, he sure did.
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Do you believe that?
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Of course.
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They wouldn't make
Funeral arrangements
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If the man wasn't dead.
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I think they got
A test for that.
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Hey, coach, come on.
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Why don't you
Tell diane
The truth?
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There is no
Uncle nathan.
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Well, right,
Sam's accepted it,
So we all have to.
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That guy is good.
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Made me look
Like a big dope out
There, cliffy.
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Oh, yeah? What did he do,
Turn the lights on?
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What's that
Supposed to mean?
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Nothing. Let me tell you
That great story--
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Uh, norm,
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We got to get going
Or we're gonna catch
The opening face-off.
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Right. We're going
To the islanders game.
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George has bruins
Season tickets.
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Oh, yeah? Right smack
In the middle, huh?
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I hope you guys
Have a good time.
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You got plenty
To laugh about,
Right?
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Nice to meet you.
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Yeah, I hope
You catch a puck...
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Right
In your clavin.
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Ok, honey.
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I'll call you
In a couple days, ok?
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00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:06,273
Please convey
My sympathy
To your aunt.
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Oh, I will.
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Thank you.
That's very sweet.
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Ok. Bye-bye.
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Oh, sam.
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Yeah?
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How long
Were your aunt
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And uncle nathan
Married?
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How long?
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Uh...50,
40, 50 years.
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I don't know.
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My, my.
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Must be
Very hard on her.
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Oh, yeah.
Oh, just imagine.
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Ok, I'm off now.
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Do you know
What the secret
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Of a long-lasting
Relationship is?
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Uh, no, I don't.
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I'll think about it
As I drive along, ok?
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It's honesty, sam.
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Once honesty leaves
A relationship,
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The relationship is
Over, finished,
Empty.
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For example, if one
Of us were to lie to
The other now,
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It would be a crime
Of the soul, a death
Of the spirit.
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Our lives would
Be diminished
Beyond redemption.
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Diane, this is not
One of the world's
Great good-byes here.
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Of course.
You better go.
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Be careful, huh?
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There will probably be
A lot of skiers
On the road.
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You know how careless
And insensitive
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People on their way to
A ski weekend can be.
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Ok. Ok.
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00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:26,219
You're hanging by
Your fingernails, honey.
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He'll be back before
Last call tonight.
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Ha ha ha!
255
00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:34,327
You don't believe her
Either, huh, coach?
256
00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:37,064
Ha ha ha!
257
00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:40,400
No, carla.
I got feathers
In my shoes.
258
00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:44,104
I don't know
How a chicken
259
00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:46,439
Keeps
A straight face.
260
00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:01,621
Coach,
I need a draft.
261
00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:03,690
One draft coming up.
262
00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:05,492
Oh, careful.
263
00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:06,693
Remember
The record, coach.
264
00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:09,162
Carla, the record's
In the bag.
265
00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:10,998
I got less
Than four hours
266
00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:13,000
And five glasses to go.
267
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,734
Yeah,
Don't get cocky.
268
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,336
Carla, I can't lose.
269
00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:19,372
I've never
Broken five glasses
In four hours in my life.
270
00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:20,540
Here, watch this.
271
00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:22,175
[glass breaks]
272
00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:26,246
Coach, you swept
Out the feathers.
273
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,782
Carla, feathers
Are for chickens.
274
00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:29,783
Here.
275
00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:31,284
[glass breaks]
276
00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:32,886
All right,
You made your point.
277
00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,187
I made my point, carla?
278
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:35,355
Watch this.
279
00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:38,091
[glass breaks]
280
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,759
Whoops.
281
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,662
Coach, you know you're
Only two away now.
282
00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:46,800
Two away, carla? You know
What I think of two away?
283
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:50,904
What?
Scares the hell
Out of me.
284
00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:53,440
Hey coach, you want to
Give me another drink?
285
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:57,077
Ok, cliffo.
286
00:12:57,077 --> 00:13:01,514
So what's
Your problem,
Droopy drawers?
287
00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,783
You've been moping
Around here
All night
288
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,752
Like a junior
High school girl
289
00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:07,855
That broke up
With her steady.
290
00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:10,057
I'm not moping, carla.
I'm not moping.
291
00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:13,026
This has been a little
Quiet time by myself.
292
00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:14,594
That's what a man is--
293
00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:17,164
Solitary,
Strong, independent.
294
00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:19,699
Ever hear
Of the lone wolf, carla?
295
00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:22,936
Lone wolf, c'est moi.
296
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:25,705
A man alone needing on one.
297
00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:27,941
I touch no one,
And no one touches me.
298
00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:31,544
I'm a rock.
I'm an island.
299
00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:36,049
Evening, everybody.
300
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:38,685
Norm!
Norm!
301
00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:39,686
Beer, normie?
302
00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:40,954
Uh, coach, I don't know.
303
00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:42,622
I had one this week.
304
00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:45,825
What the heck,
I'm young.
305
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,060
So, who won
The hockey game?
306
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:48,695
Bruins,
8-7 in overtime.
307
00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:52,065
Ooh,
A real yawner, huh?
308
00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:54,567
So, uh, where's
Rudy kazoody?
309
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:55,568
George?
310
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:56,803
Yeah.
311
00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:58,271
That guy turned out
To be a real jerk.
312
00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,473
He saw some friends
Of his at the game,
Right?
313
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:02,642
End of the first
Period, he goes
And sits with them,
314
00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:03,810
Leaves me there.
315
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,812
Well,
That happens, norm.
316
00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:07,747
You know, friend
Turns against friend.
317
00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:10,918
Yeah, I guess so.
318
00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:12,319
What do you say
We shoot some pool?
319
00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:16,389
What? You want
To shoot pool with me?
320
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:17,590
Hey, everybody,
321
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:20,527
Norm's asked me
To shoot pool with him.
322
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,996
Do I have time
To get down on my knees
323
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,231
And thank the very god
I pray to
324
00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:25,966
That you
Have selected me?
325
00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:29,436
Ok, but hurry.
I don't have...
326
00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:31,838
Norm, I just
Hope that I can
Be as delightful
327
00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:32,973
And effervescent
A companion
328
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:34,874
As you're used to.
329
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:38,045
Ok, this is, like,
Sarcasm, right?
330
00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:41,314
Yeah, you're
A real tack, norm.
331
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:46,353
Cliffie,
I understand
How you feel.
332
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:47,754
You're not
Second best, pal.
333
00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:49,990
You're aces.
334
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:51,024
All right.
335
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:52,792
Cliff,
I'd be honored
336
00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:54,594
If you'd shoot
Some pool with me,
All right?
337
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:57,097
Come on. Really.
338
00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:59,899
Well...Yeah,
All right--
339
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,701
Hey, norm,
Where were you?
340
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:03,570
Georgie, my man!
341
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,772
I looked all over
The garden for you.
342
00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:07,474
All right,
Go bruins.
343
00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:08,508
Yay!
344
00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:09,642
Boof! Boof! Boof!
345
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:11,511
The crowder
Brothers! Bam!
346
00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:13,180
Come on,
Let's go get a burger.
347
00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:14,214
I know where they're
The best in town.
348
00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:16,349
All right.
Scarf city.
349
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:17,417
Ohh.
350
00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:21,454
Uh, george...
351
00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:23,090
On second thought,
I don't think I'll go.
352
00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:25,392
You sure?
Yeah, I'm not
Too...
353
00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:27,961
Ok. Norm,
Whatever you say.
I'll go alone.
354
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:31,431
Best burgers in town
You say, huh?
355
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,865
Absolutely.
356
00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:34,567
Boy, I'd love
A good burger.
357
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:36,069
Glad to hear it.
358
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,841
You were going
To go with him,
Weren't you?
359
00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:43,643
With that jerk?
360
00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:47,247
I was just trying
To get his hopes up there.
361
00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:51,251
So, what do you say we go
Back there shoot some stick?
362
00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:54,287
All right, only
If you do that trick
363
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,922
Where you jam the cues
Up your nostrils
364
00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:57,257
And make like a walrus.
365
00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:59,192
Oh, right.
I got a new twist on it.
366
00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:00,760
I get the fat ends
In there now.
367
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:03,296
Oh, ho, ok.
368
00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:09,436
The fat end
You say, huh?
369
00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:11,171
Gee, we're almost
Out of olives.
370
00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:12,605
I wonder if sam
Ordered any.
371
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:15,708
Gee, coach, why
Don't you just ask him?
372
00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:21,781
Why, where's sam?
373
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:23,250
Well, I thought
That you said
374
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:26,053
Sam was
Coming tonight, diane.
375
00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,587
He is, carla.
376
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:29,922
He's probably just coming
Around the corner,
377
00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:32,759
Right down the stairs
At this moment.
378
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:35,128
Then I should hurry
Right over there
And greet him,
379
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:38,165
Open the door
For my boss
On his return.
380
00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:39,666
Hello there,
Sam!
381
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,000
Hi, carla.
382
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:49,709
Ski weekend,
Right? Huh?
383
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,311
What?
384
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:52,912
Come on,
I was three miles away
From my aunt's house,
385
00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:54,314
Three miles,
386
00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:56,549
And all of a sudden
It came to me.
387
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:58,151
Ski weekend, huh?
Am I right?
388
00:16:58,151 --> 00:16:59,819
Sorry, sam,
I'm a little confused.
389
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:01,088
What ski weekend?
390
00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:03,356
Oh, come on, somebody
Probably told you
391
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:07,026
That I used to go skiing
With my buddies
On this weekend.
392
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,196
Now that
You mention it,
393
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:10,997
I believe carla
Said something about that.
394
00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:13,032
I knew it.
I knew it!
395
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,168
Two drafts.
396
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:17,404
And all of a sudden,
Because of that,
397
00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:21,074
You decide that I'm lying
About my uncle nathan.
398
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,509
Well,
For a moment there,
399
00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:24,677
I was a trifle
Suspicious.
400
00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:27,647
That is totally,
Totally silly, honey.
401
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:30,717
That ski weekend
Is part of my past.
402
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,185
Hey, come on,
403
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:34,020
What kind of guy
With a swell chick
Like yourself
404
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:35,655
Would go fool around?
405
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,990
Anyway, even when I was
On that ski weekend,
406
00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:39,959
I didn't fool around
That much.
407
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,528
So even if I were,
408
00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:43,530
I wouldn't be doing it
As much as you think.
409
00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:45,132
And I'm not,
So it's even less...
410
00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:47,267
Or none.
411
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:50,670
So...You feel ok now?
412
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,172
I was never not ok.
413
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:54,141
You weren't? Great. Great.
414
00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:57,344
Boy, what a silly
Misunderstanding
This was.
415
00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:58,145
Sam.
416
00:17:58,145 --> 00:17:59,379
What?
417
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:02,249
There was never
A misunderstanding.
418
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:05,252
I knew the truth
The whole time.
419
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:07,520
Well, that's great.
That's great.
420
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:08,788
Well,
I'm off again.
421
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,390
Ok.
422
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,459
If you were going
To lie about this weekend,
423
00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:14,594
You certainly would have
Come up with something
424
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:18,698
A lot smarter than
This uncle's funeral thing.
425
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:23,336
What do you mean
By that?
426
00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:25,538
I could check on it
In a minute.
427
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:28,308
All I have to do
Is call up the
Local newspaper
428
00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:32,712
And ask them to check
On their death notices
For the last few days.
429
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:36,649
Oh, yeah, of course.
Everybody knows that.
430
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:38,285
Ok, well,
I got to skedaddle.
431
00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:40,620
I got a funeral
Waiting for me.
432
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,956
Don't we all?
433
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,793
Well, slats,
You blew it again.
434
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,461
This time he's gone.
435
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,630
He'll be back
Within the hour.
436
00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:06,746
Damn tropical drinks.
437
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:09,282
Gee, coach, it's too bad
About the record.
438
00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:11,984
We were really
Pulling for you,
Coach.
439
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,853
Yeah, and I came
So close,
440
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:15,955
But don't worry
About it, everybody.
441
00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:18,291
I still got a personal record
I'm very proud of.
442
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:19,826
What's that?
443
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,895
11 consecutive days
Without starting
A major fire.
444
00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:36,476
Diane...
445
00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:38,678
It's almost
Closing time.
446
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,480
You said that sam
Would be back
447
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:43,816
Before closing time.
448
00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:45,385
Damn!
449
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:50,923
Ok, let's you and me
Stop playing games, huh?
450
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:53,926
Alms, alms
For the dink.
451
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,497
Poor devil.
452
00:19:57,497 --> 00:20:00,132
Hey, would you just
Leave me alone, please,
All of you?
453
00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:02,835
You know,
I was almost all the way
Up there this time
454
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:04,036
Before it hit me--
455
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,505
You don't believe me.
456
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:06,806
I know it.
You don't believe me.
457
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:09,108
I think that
Is rotten,
Really rotten.
458
00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:10,377
Ohh!
459
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:12,144
Sam, I've never
Seen you like this.
460
00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:13,346
You're acting crazy.
461
00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:14,981
And it's so late now,
462
00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:17,850
You're even going to miss
Your uncle's funeral tomorrow.
463
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:20,186
Just tell me do you
Expect me to enjoy
A funeral
464
00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:22,655
When you're making
Me nuts like this?
465
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,594
I don't know what
You're talking about.
466
00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:28,761
Like hell you don't.
467
00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,697
Every time I walk
Through that door,
468
00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:32,499
You say some little thing
To make me drive all the way
Back down.
469
00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:34,166
I've been on that road
So many times
470
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:38,738
They've changed the sign
To "Welcome to vermont, sam."
471
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:41,474
What are you
Accusing me of?
472
00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:42,542
I'm accusing you
473
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:43,910
Of accusing me
Of being a liar.
474
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,513
I mean, all that crap
About calling the newspaper,
475
00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:48,681
You just said that
To get me crazy, huh?
476
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:52,051
You and I both know
That you wouldn't
Make that call,
477
00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:54,321
Would you?
478
00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:57,023
Would you?
479
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:00,360
You did it!
480
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:01,628
Oh, god,
You called them!
481
00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:02,795
I can't believe it!
482
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:04,364
Now, you know
There's no funeral.
483
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:05,998
There's no nathan malone.
484
00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:07,300
What a stupid name, nathan.
485
00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:08,901
I shouldn't
Have said nathan!
486
00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:11,170
Sam.
487
00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:12,171
Sam.
488
00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:13,239
What?
489
00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:14,874
I didn't call.
490
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:15,975
You didn't?
491
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:16,976
No.
492
00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:20,713
Well, then, I look
Like an idiot.
493
00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:25,051
No argument there.
494
00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:26,419
Ok, ha!
495
00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:28,555
Ok, ok, all right,
All right,
496
00:21:28,555 --> 00:21:31,358
I better tell you
The truth.
497
00:21:31,358 --> 00:21:33,192
That would be nice.
498
00:21:33,192 --> 00:21:37,397
Diane...I work
For the government.
499
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,703
What are you
Talking about?
500
00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:47,907
I'm on a top secret
Mission for my country.
501
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:49,709
You are an idiot.
502
00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:51,978
No, no, that's just
My cover.
503
00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:57,016
Well, come on,
You've been playing games
With me all day, too.
504
00:21:57,016 --> 00:21:59,018
You're right.
Don't you think
You deserve it?
505
00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:01,821
Deserve it? You know,
You're talking to me
506
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:04,357
Like a mother
Talks to her child.
507
00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:06,426
Don't you think
You've been acting
Like a child?
508
00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:09,161
Don't use that tone
Of voice on me.
I hate that. Don't.
509
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:10,530
What tone is that,
Sam?
510
00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:11,831
That one right there!
511
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:12,965
I hate it!
512
00:22:15,134 --> 00:22:17,103
Ok, fine.
513
00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:18,938
Here's
A different tone.
514
00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:21,974
You, slime!
What?
515
00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:24,377
How dare you
Lie to me
Like that!
516
00:22:24,377 --> 00:22:25,512
I had to lie to you.
Are you kidding me?
517
00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:27,847
You made me lie to you.
518
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:29,649
Oh, oh.
519
00:22:29,649 --> 00:22:30,950
Ok, all right, just tell me,
What would you have said
520
00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:33,019
If I came up and said,
"Honey, I want to go
521
00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:36,623
On a semi-harmless
Ski weekend with my buddies"?
522
00:22:36,623 --> 00:22:38,825
That's it.
I've had enough.
523
00:22:38,825 --> 00:22:40,326
I don't care
What you do.
524
00:22:40,326 --> 00:22:42,161
I just don't want
To have look
525
00:22:42,161 --> 00:22:44,731
At your big flabby
Face anymore.
526
00:22:44,731 --> 00:22:47,033
You can fool around
With every woman
In vermont.
527
00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:48,501
I don't care.
528
00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:50,937
Is that a fact?
Well, I'll tell you something,
529
00:22:50,937 --> 00:22:53,172
That's exactly, exactly
What I'm going to do.
530
00:22:53,172 --> 00:22:54,674
I'm going on
My ski weekend
531
00:22:54,674 --> 00:22:56,909
And I'm gonna
Have every girl
In vermont,
532
00:22:56,909 --> 00:22:58,645
Even the bowsers.
533
00:22:59,646 --> 00:23:01,714
Go, by all means, go.
534
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,683
Have all new england
For all I care.
535
00:23:03,683 --> 00:23:05,652
Maybe I'll
Just do that.
536
00:23:05,652 --> 00:23:07,487
Just mull this over
537
00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:09,789
On your ride
Up to paradise.
538
00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:15,161
There happens to be
A certain box boy
At my market.
539
00:23:17,263 --> 00:23:21,501
A sinewy youth
Who always wants
To carry my bags,
540
00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:23,503
If you know
What I mean.
541
00:23:23,503 --> 00:23:27,373
Perhaps, just perhaps,
I'll go there tomorrow
542
00:23:27,373 --> 00:23:30,409
And not demur
At his subtle,
543
00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:34,213
Yet, oh, so
Unequivocal advances.
544
00:23:34,213 --> 00:23:35,347
Ha ha!
545
00:23:35,347 --> 00:23:37,149
Yeah, you do that,
Diane,
546
00:23:37,149 --> 00:23:39,786
And I'll try real hard
To give a damn.
547
00:23:47,126 --> 00:23:48,394
Holy mackerel.
548
00:23:48,394 --> 00:23:50,897
I forgot to ask him
About the olives.
549
00:23:50,897 --> 00:23:53,332
Don't worry,
He'll be back
In 10 minutes.
550
00:23:53,332 --> 00:23:55,101
I say five,
Carla.
551
00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:57,036
Maybe even sooner.
552
00:23:58,805 --> 00:23:59,939
A box boy?
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