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[radio plays "A foggy day
In old london town"]

See, every time I hear
"Foggy day in old
London town",

I think of my wife.

Aww. Was that
Your song, coach?

No, but sinatra
Sang that, sam,

And it always reminds me
Of that movie,

"From here to eternity."

Aw, you took her
To see that

On your first date,
Huh, coach?

No. That movie
Reminds me of hawaii.

Oh. You and your
Wife met in hawaii?

No. I've never been
To hawaii, diane.

Neither has
Wally engels.

I'll take it.

Uh, coach, who's
Wally engels?

An old pal of mine
In the navy.

He introduced me
To my wife.

Oh.
Oh.
Oh.

Boy, that's some memory
You got there, coach.

Yeah, huh, sam.

[radio plays "Moon river"]

Ah, that song brings back
Some great memories for me.

Oh, yeah, really?
What?

They were playing it
The day my daughter
Got married.

Yeah?

That's all.

We sure get 'em
In here, don't we, sam?

* making your way
In the world today *

* takes everything
You've got *

* taking a break
From all your worries *

* sure would help a lot

* wouldn't you like
To get away? *

* sometimes
You wanna go *

* where everybody
Knows your name *

* and they're always glad
You came *

* you wanna be
Where you can see *

* our troubles
Are all the same *

* you wanna be where
Everybody knows your name *

* you wanna go
Where people know *

* people are all the same

* you wanna go where
Everybody knows your name *

Hello, sam.

Hey, becky.

Boy, long time,
No see, huh?

Yeah, I finally got
Transferred back to boston.

I really missed this city
And a lot of its landmarks.

Speaking of which,
When do you get off?

Oh, I don't get off
Anymore, becky.

What--what I meant
By that was,

Diane and I are
Going together here.

Who?

Oh, I'm sorry.
Diane chambers,
This is becky hawley.

Hi, becky.

Hi, diane.

Diane and I have been
Going together now, what,

9, 10 months?

Four.

Eh, whatever.

I'm really glad
To see you have such
A nice thing going, sam.

Although I must say,

I will miss the fun
That we used to have.

Well, I've got something
A lot better than fun now.

I got good,
Solid pleasantness.

You're a real rush
Yourself.

Yeah.

Oh, I didn't mean
To upset anyone.

Oh, becky,
You didn't.

I've come to terms
With sam's past.

It doesn't
Bother me a bit.

Besides, I'm not
The jealous type.

Well, sam, I guess
I'll be seeing you.

Yeah, good to
See you again.

You, too.

Hey, why don't
You let me walk you
To your car, all right?

On second thought,
Maybe I'll just stand

Behind the bar here
For a while.

I liked her.

Yeah, I'll bet.

Ohh.

Have an accident,
Sammy,

Or are you just
Glad to see me?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Both, coach.

Two cutty rocks,
Sam.

Norm is late
Again today.

Yeah, I noticed.

It's eating
Into my beer profits.

I'm gonna have to raise
The price of a draft here

Just to get even.

That'll be
$11 there, cliff.

You know, he hasn't
Been in before 5:00
All week.

You don't suppose norm's
Finally gotten himself
A job, do you?

Nah, nah. If norm
Had gotten a job,

He would have told us
All about it.

Gee, I hope he didn't
Tell me and I forgot.

Nah, I'd remember forgetting
Something that big.

No, I think cliff's right.
If norm got a job,

He would've made
A big deal about it.

You know...

Yesterday
I saw something
Very disturbing.

The price of peroxide
Went up?

I was born
A blonde.

What were you saying?

Well, on
My way here,

I saw a fellow who
Looked very much
Like norman

Sneaking in
The back door of
Melville's kitchen.

Now, he looked so
Much like norman,
I said hi to him,

But he pulled his
Coat over his face
And ran inside.

What would norm be doing
In melville's kitchen?

I think norman's
Been reduced
To taking a job

As a bus boy
Or a dishwasher.

No, no. Norm would
Never stoop to
Something like that.

He probably just went in
To beg for table scraps,
That's all.

Oh, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

I just thought of something.

Oh, I thought
I heard a clank.

No, about a week ago,

Norm asked me if a real man
Would wash dishes.

Oh, norm.

I don't believe it.

It's impossible to
Escape the conclusion.

I found a way.

Now, look. I'm not gonna
Believe that my buddy,

A professional man
Like myself,

Has been reduced to
Scrubbing pots and pans
In a fish house.

I mean, if he had,
There'd be telltale signs--

You know, he'd come in
Reeking like a mackerel.

Get outta here!

Go on, beat it! Scram!
Outta here!

[cats meowing]

Beat it!
Get out of here!

[meowing]

Go on,
Get out of here!

Well, that proves it.

He's either washing
Dishes at melville's,

Or he's driving a herd
Of cats to dodge city.

No, sam, you need
At least 200 head

For that drive to dodge.

Afternoon, everybody.

Norm!
Norm!
Norm!

Cam I draw you
A beer, norm?

No, I know what
They look like.

Just pour me one.

Hey, norm,
What's with
All the cats?

What? Animals like me.

Good, 'cause no
Human is gonna.

Aww.

Whew. Norm...

You smell like low tide
In bridgeport.

Must've been that
Tuna sandwich I ate.

Oh. What'd you do,
Eat it or roll in it?

Hey, norm, everything ok?
Any luck finding a job?

Let's just
Drop it, huh?

Ok.

Oh, here, normie.
Need a napkin there.

Gee, normie,
Look at your hands.

They're all red and rough
And wrinkled.

Yeah, so's
Your brain, ok?

Normie, come on.

I'm sorry, coach.

It's ok, norm.

Everybody, look,
I'm sorry.

I might as well
Come clean here.

Please!
Please!
Please!

I'm washing dishes
Up at melville's, ok?

The unemployment
Ran out.

I had to do something.

Here, give me your hands.

This will cut the smell.

Oh, norman, you must be
Hopelessly depressed.

Last night I went home
So depressed

I almost
Jumped out my window.

So many cats down there,
They would have
Broken the fall.

That, uh--
Those guys out there

Is only
A scouting party.

Go on,
Get out of here!

Raaaah!

Norman...

There's dignity
In any work.

Now, don't be ashamed
Of physical labor.

Oh, no, diane.
I know exactly
How normie feels.

When I was a youngster,
I was a bus boy.

And I'm telling you,
The humiliation,

The getting
Ordered around,

It's more than
A man can take.

Hey, get a beer over here,
Huh, grandpa?

Yes, sir. Right away.

A dishwasher.

I guess I've sunk
About as low as an
Accountant can sink.

I graduated 30th
In my class.

Now I spend
My afternoons

Watching
Lettuce float.

Norman, I've got it.

You're an accountant.

You should be accounting.

Sam, why don't you put norman
On as your accountant?

Yeah.
Yeah, sam.

Oh, that would
Be fabulous.

I already
Have an accountant.

Well, fire him
And hire norman.

That's how it works.

Can I speak to you
Over here for a minute?

Certainly. Certainly.

What's the matter, sammy?
Don't you think it's
A good idea?

Oh, no, you bet. You bet.
I just want to tell her
In private

How much I like it.

Ohh. Looks like
Ms. Chambers

Is going to get
A buss on the cheek.

Let's hope it's going
At least 80.

No, no, no.
Listen, listen, listen.

There are two areas
Of my life

That I don't want
Anyone to touch.

Now, I've already told
You about one of them.

And I didn't.

No, I know. You've been
Very good about that.

The other area
Is my business.

Now, I worked very hard
To get this bar,

And it's been a struggle
To keep it.

Now you've got me
Committed

To turning my books over
To a dishwasher.

He's not a dishwasher.

He's an accountant,
And he's a friend.

Yeah, you're right
He's my friend,

But how do I know
He's a good accountant?

I mean, he hasn't been
Hired for over a year.

There must be
Some reason.

Well, that just means
He's highly motivated
To do a good job.

Besides, you only have to
Keep him on long enough

To help him
Get his pride back.

Sammy, I don't
Want to put you
On the spot here.

I don't have to be
Your accountant.

I could always
Just kill myself.

Yeah, yeah. This man has
Options here, sam.

Sam, now, it's true,

Hiring norman
Has emotional overtones,

But without emotions,

The mind becomes
A stagnant pond.

And let's fact it,
In your case,

We're not exactly dealing
With whitewater rapids
In the first place.

Ok, all right, fine.

I'll put norm on,
But just--hey--

Just remember
When I have to
Fire him later on,

You're gonna be
Responsible for him

Losing what's left
Of his self-respect.

How can he miss with such
A positive attitude?

Norm...

Hey, you're
My new accountant.

Hey!
All right?

Sammy,
I am honored.

Well, yeah.

I want
You to know

This is one of
The great moments
Of my life, sammy.

Aw, come on. Give me a break.
One of your greatest moments?

Easy, sam. There have
Only been two.

I'm aware you're doing
This out of pity, sam,

But I want you
To know

You just you got
The best damn
Accountant around.

Yeah, I'll second that.

What, that he just
Got the best damn
Accountant around?

No, that he's doing it
Out of pity.

[indistinct]

Whoa, here he is,
Ladies and gentlemen--

Norm "Render unto caesar
That which is zilch" peterson!

Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.

Diane, a little
More coffee, please.

Oh, norman,
I'm proud of you.

Yeah.

When there's a job to be done,
You put the beer aside.

That's 'cause I want
To do a good job
For sammy there.

Isn't that nice?
Yeah.

Isn't that nice, sam?

How's it--
How's it going, norm?

Almost done, sam.

You're not gonna be
Disappointed, big buy.

I found a couple things
In there, you know.

You're gonna have
The best damn tax return

That's ever
Been audited.

Oh, lighten up, will ya?
It's a tax joke. Come on.

Boy, sam, you know,
There's a bounce
In normie's step

I haven't seen
In months.

Tonight may be
The turning point

In that man's life.

He might come out
Of that office,
His job complete--

Who knows, maybe even
Make amends with vera--

And start building
A new life.

Oh, that would
Be wonderful.

Then again, he might
Drink till he passes out

With his head
In the toilet.

Too close to call,
Really.

I just hope he's not
Trying too hard
To impress me.

Well, what if he is?

You're helping him out,
And he appreciates that.

I just don't like
Taking chances
With the irs.

I was very satisfied
With my old accountant.

Every year I'd pay
Two, three grand in taxes,

I'd pay them,
And there'd be no trouble.

That's what I want from norm--
No chances, no risks.

Aw, sam, you just
Worry too much.

Normie's a great
Accountant.

How do you
Know that, coach?

Because my mother
Always used to say

Everybody has one thing
They're great at.

Yeah, right,
And with norm,

We've eliminated
Everything

But accountant and
Great white hunter.

Here we go, sam.

All done.

How did it come out, norm.

I'll let my return
Speak for itself.

I'm getting back $15,000?

We make camp here, bwana?

Of course
Babies can eat pizza.

Just put it
In the blender.

Excuse me, do you
Have a cigarette
Machine in the back?

Back room.

Thank you, beautiful.

What did you
Call me?

Beautiful.

Sounded different
The first time.

Beautiful.

That was the word.

Good afternoon, everybody.

Norm!
Norm!
Norm!

Norman.

How about a beer, norm?

Eh, I'm high
On life, coach.

Of course,
Beer is my life.

Hey, there's
My boss man.

How's it going,
Buddy?

Pretty good.
Just waiting for that

Great big tax refund
To come rolling in.

You figure out what
You're gonna do with
All that loot yet, pal?

Well, I think that
Some of it should go

For something sheer, sexy,

And, yes,
A little breathtaking

For the special someone
In his life.

I think you're right.

What are you,
An extra-large, norm?

In peignoirs, yes,

But I can squeeze
Into a large teddy.

Ooh.
Heh heh heh!

Wait, wait, wait.

You gotta check
These out here.

Ooh!

Aw, hey, lookie there.

Printed matches!

Just spread
Them around.

"Norm peterson,
Incorporated--

An accountancy firm."

Oh, that's very
Impressive, norm.

Business must be good,
Huh, normie?

Yeah, coach.

It just took sammy
Here having
Faith in me,

And my getting
A little faith
In myself,

And stuff sort of
Took off.

Bingo!

How many new clients
Do you have now
Besides sam?

Just one other,
But I've been
Hustling a little bit,

And I got some
Nibbles on here.

Which reminds me.
Diane!
Yeah?

Here's your return.

Oh, thank you.

Ooh, a nice,
Healthy refund.

I thought
You'd like that.

All those
Psychiatrists' fees
Were deductible, diane.

Boy, those daily sessions
Back in february,

Whoo, we're talking
A gold mine here.

Shut up, norman.
I'm better. I'm better.

Sam...

February was
Kind of a rough
Month, wasn't it?

Ok.
Ha ha!

Sam, what you've
Done for norman
Is a miracle.

I'm very proud.

It was nothing.

No, don't be modest.

You stood by him
When he needed you.

When he told you you were
Getting $15,000 back,

Even I blanched.

And money means
No more to me

Than it does to
The creatures in the forest

Or the beasts in the field.

Ooh, sammy,
Give me a hand here
With this stuff.

[telephone rings]

Coach, could you
Get that?
Yeah.

[ring]

Cheers.

Sam, it's for you.

I'm busy, coach.
Can you take a message?

Can I take a message?
He's busy.

Uh-huh.

Yeah. Right.

Right, right, right.

Sam, that was
Your accountant, sy.

He said--
Oh, bell day! Bell day!

[inaudible]

And he said your
Tax returns are ready.

[clank]

What the hell's
Going on here, sam?

What do you mean,
About bell day?

Did you send in
The return I prepared
For you or not?

No, norm. I--I didn't.

Why not?

Well, I probably
Should have told you this,

But I'm--I'm real conservative
When it comes to money.

Ok, let me just get
This straight here.

You don't trust me
And my work,

So you had somebody
Else do your taxes.

It's just--a $15,000 refund
Scared the hell out of me.

I mean, I've never
Gotten any kind of
Refund before at all.

You know why?
That accountant

You had
Is a wimp, sam.

I went through
Those previous returns.

The guy wouldn't
Know a deduction
If he sat on it!

What are you trying
To say, sammy,

That norm pulled
A $15,000 boner?

Yeah.

Come on. I was just trying
To protect myself.

Any one of you would've
Done the same thing, right?

Oh, come on. You would,
Too, and you know it.

Ok, let's just--
Let's just drop this,
All right?

I didn't want norm to
Do my taxes in the
First place, remember?

It just goes to show you
Shouldn't do business
With your friends.

Then you're safe
Going into business

With anybody
In this room.

Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.

Oh, come on now.

Isn't anybody
On my side here?

Listen, all I wanted
To do was try to
Protect my business

And not offend norm
In the first place.

Sam, I'm standing by you.

I may not agree with you,
But I admire your courage.

I know exactly
How you feel.

Wait, you do?

Yes. I've had
Personal experience

Standing
Against the majority,

Resisting the force
Of public opinion

For the sake
Of personal principle.

Is that right?
Like what? What?

Well, my senior year,
I fought single-handedly

To integrate my sorority.

Hey, you hear this?

What, they wouldn't
Let blacks in?

Well, it wasn't
Exactly blacks.

That's really
Not the point.
The point is--

What was it,
Just some other race?

Well, no.

A religion?

Well, it wasn't
Exactly a religion.

Well, come on.
Who? Who?

[mumbling]

What? Who wouldn't
They let in?

Girls with
Poorly publicized
Coming-out parties.

And within
A couple of months,
They blended right in.

All right,
Thank you.

I mean, if you don't
Trust me as an accountant,

You don't trust me
As a friend.

Come on,
Stop right there.

Listen, you've got
To learn to separate

Business
From friendship.

No, no. The only thing
I have to separate

Is you from my life.

Hey, come on.
Listen, if I get
Into trouble at the irs,

I could go to jail.

And you know what
Happens to pretty boys
When they go to jail.

You know, your--
Your attitude
Is unprofessional.

Oh, now I'm unprofessional.
Is that it?

Yeah.

You know what you are?

Listen, guys.
Don't say anything
You'll regret.

You're a back-stabber.

You know something?
You are a big baby,
Norman.

Hair hat!

Ham hock!

Goose neck!
This is fun.

We are not the ones
Fighting here,

Spaghetti breath.

You're bad, malone.
B-a-d, you're bad.

You're starting
To get on my nerves.
You know that?

The truth hurts,
Huh, malone?

Oh, my god!
Would the two of you
Listen to yourselves?

Standing there arguing,
Bickering?

You're making a mockery
Out of bell day!

Sammy, sammy, sammy.

I've just been through
The roughest year
Of my life.

I know that.

The only thing
That kept me going

Was a belief in myself

And the hope that someday
Somebody else would say,

"I believe in you,
Too, norm."

I thought you'd be
That guy--

Oh, come on, man.
That won't work.

You're trying to lay
A guilt trip on me,
And I think that stinks.

Fine, I'm outta here.
I'm gone for good.

Hey, you better mean it,
'cause I don't want you

Coming back
In here tomorrow

Thinking this whole
Thing's gonna blow over.

Uh-huh.

Yeah, as a matter
Of fact, hey, listen,

You go out that door,

I don't want you
Back in my bar again.
I mean it.

Ok, fine. You got it.

But before I go,

I've got to settle
One thing with that man.

Norman, now, wait.

Don't do anything
Silly, please.

Diane, you'd better
Stay out of this.

This is part of the male
Ritual that you don't
Know anything about.

Coming in, malone!

Ok, norm, how do you
Want to do this?

I don't
Want to go, sam.

[sobbing]

Oh, hey.
Hey, come on.

I didn't mean--

Aah!

Hey, hey, hey.

Come on. Come on.
Listen. Listen.

We're not gonna
Get anywhere

Unless you start acting
Like an adult here,

Big fella.

Come on.

[indistinct]

Whoa.

Here. Here. Here.

This bar
Is all I have, sam.

You people
Are my family.

You're my brother.

Oh, well, you're
My brother, too, norm.

Oh, sam...

Norm, hey,
You're my accountant.

You mean it, sam?

Right after
This tax season.

I'll take it,

But I don't
Want to beg.

No, no.

So as we see, the roots
Of physical aggression

In the male
Of the species

Is found right here
In the old dna
Molecule itself.

Right up here
At about 1:00,
As I recall.

Fascinating, cliff.

Oh, yes, diane.
Fascinating.

Hold onto your hat, too,

Because the very
Letters "Dna"

Are an acronym
For the words

"Dames are not
Aggressive."

They stand for
Deoxyribonucleic acid.

Yes, but parse that
In the latin declension,

And my point is still moot.

You know, cliff,

If it's true that
A little knowledge
Is dangerous,

You are a walking
Time bomb.

Oh. Thank you, diane.

Let's talk about
The gas turbine engine
For a while.

Coach!

Coach, buy
My buddy a beer,
Will ya?

Coming up.

Oh, so you didn't resort
To physical violence.

Nope. As a matter
Of fact,

I want you all
To meet my new
Accountant.

Yay!
All right, norm!

Congratulations, normie.

As it turns out,
I've been with
The wrong guy

For the last 10 years.

Thanks, sam.

Thank you, norm.

Well, this is such
A beautiful moment

Seeing you two friends
Reconciled,

I could almost cry.

Girls.

Yeah, boy.