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♪
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The key to a gigantic
afternoon cocktail
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is a well-balanced skewer.
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You can't go wrong.
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Yes, Klaus, ya can.
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I like my olive holes
clean as a whistle.
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Dang, you straight-up
inhaled that blue cheese!
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I don't think your esophagus
even opened!
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I prefer to let my lungs
digest the useless stuff.
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Klaus, my good man!
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Jeffrey, my good sir!
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To what do I owe
this great pleasure?
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I'm here to invite you
on a pleasant afternoon!
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A pleasant afternoon,
you say?
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That sounds delightful!
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Ugh. Every day with
the pleasant afternoons.
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You're like an old
retired couple.
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- Thank you!
- Thank you!
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♪ Ooh, that's why I'm easy ♪
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♪
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♪ I'm easy like Sunday morning ♪
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[horn honks]
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪
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♪ That's why I'm easy ♪
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♪ I'm easy like Sunday morning ♪
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Hey Klaus, what's your
greatest dream?
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Probably renting
a lake house together.
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[gasps] Imagine
the pleasant afternoons
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we could have there together!
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What's your
greatest dream?
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[sighs]
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I think
this might be it...
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[horror music playing]
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♪
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[scream echoing]
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♪
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[flag pole clinking,
birds chirping]
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[door opens]
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Klaus, my good man!
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Jeffrey, my good sir!
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They're still doing
pleasant afternoons?
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[slurps] Yep.
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Today is actually
quite pleasant, Stan!
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We're going to an estate sale!
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The sellers make up
the craziest stories
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to unload
some dead guy's junk.
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Every sword is Excalibur
and all the guns killed Kennedy.
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- [door closes]
- Headed to Sub Hub.
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Might be
my last shift ever, though.
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Everyone's freaking out
about a new sandwich shop
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opening tomorrow.
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The owners are some hot shots
from Albuquerque.
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Did you say... Albuquerque?
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- Yeah.
- The ABQ is home
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to the world's foremost
sandwich innovators!
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It's a proving ground
for sandwich artists, Hayley!
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Yeah, whatever.
I'm leaving now.
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- [door closes]
- I heard in Albuquerque
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they shave the meat so thin
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you can hold it up to the light
and look through it
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to see the exact moment
of your death.
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Yum.
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♪
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Hey, it's the Pleasant Boys!
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Looking good!
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Principal Lewis,
shouldn't you be in school?
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Shh, I'm playing hooky.
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I never miss an estate sale.
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They're treasure troves
for vintage pornography.
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- Oh?
- Oh.
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Very much "oh."
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Last month, I found
a poor-condition
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Penthouse number one!
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It tells the vagina's
origin story.
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- [hands clap]
- Welcome, everyone!
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Here comes the crazy backstory.
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I bet she'll say
an astronaut lived here.
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No!
A disgraced sea captain!
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Bet you a slice of pie.
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You're on!
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The items in this house
are very special,
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because the owner
was very unique.
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The house was owned by...
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Come on,
disgraced sea captain...
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...a wizard!
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- Damn!
- Pie!
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Better get your checkbooks out,
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because you pathetic mortals
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can own a dead wizard's
air fryer!
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ROGER: I'll pay
fifty dollars for it!
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Rolex Gordini,
and I'm my own boss.
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Reselling random stuff on eBay
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is one of my many side gigs
in the new economy.
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Okay.
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How much for this fancy comb?
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Ahh, yes.
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- The enchanted hair comb.
- Save it, lady.
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- Five bucks?
- Sold.
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Is this a first
generation Sonicare?
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I'll give you ten dollars
for it.
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Two hundred if it comes
with the gunky base.
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Three hundred if it comes
with a funky vase.
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That comb gives me the creeps.
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What's with all the weird
writing on the side?
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Whatever, man, it's gonna
look sick in my alcove.
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Let's boogie.
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♪
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Ooh.
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Get in line, those are
the hottest boys in town.
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Anyhoo, I'll be taking this
turn o' the century strap-on.
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That's a Civil War telescope.
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Right...
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♪
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Albuquerque has been
on warp speed
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with sandwich development
for years, Francine!
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Who would've thought we'd see
jalapeño ciabatta
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in our lifetime?
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[Eastern European house music
playing through speaker]
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Is this joker serious?
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Think ya could use
headphones, pal?
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Nah.
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This [bleep] guy, Stan!
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The nerve! And so ugly!
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Please,
let's not do anything rash--
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Especially his face is ugly!
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[music continues]
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[music shuts off]
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Okay, sure, that was
my black cherry Zevia--
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♪
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[object thumping]
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[gasps] What was that?
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[shivers] Little chilly.
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Jesus, Stan. It's cold
as a mummy's popsicle in here.
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Stan?
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Who's there?
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[object thumps]
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Who's down there?
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Jeff?
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Hayley?
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Jurgen?
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♪
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♪
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[screaming]
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You saw a ghost?
Are you okay?
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This is gonna sound weird,
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but I'm actually
better than okay.
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I want you to meet my...
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♪
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- G-g-g-g--
- Yes!
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My new girlfriend!
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She's a wraith, bro!
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[shrieks]
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[gasps]
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I get it, man.
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I passed out last night, too.
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From exhaustion.
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From all the lovemaking.
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Jeff, wake up,
you're being rude right now.
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♪
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As I was saying,
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making love to a wraith
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is like boning a fine mist.
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Is that good?
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[chuckling]
Oh, yes.
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Oh, my God!
There's a ghost doing sudoku!
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She's my new girlfriend!
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How?
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Love is a mystery, Hayley.
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I was just explaining that
to these jabronis.
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- Pull up a seat.
- Definitely not.
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Hey, don't you have a pickleball
match against the Debs?
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[shrieks]
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Don't be jealous,
you can come.
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I'm actually a bit
of an athlete.
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[grunts]
Feel my bicep.
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[straining]
I'm not even flexing.
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Waddup, Debs?
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Ready to get your shit
rocked again?
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Is the wraith gonna sit there
the whole time?
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Of course, she's my girlfriend.
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Head in the game.
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It's just-- I didn't
want to say anything before,
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but it kinda feels like
she's staring through my soul.
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You wish, bro.
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Head in the game!
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Okay!
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Fault! Heh!
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Looks like your ace server's
having an off day, Klaus!
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Classic Deb,
always with the razzing!
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[bleep] this bitch up.
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Aah!
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I'm so sorry!
I'll bring water!
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And a beer!
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[birds chirping]
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[monitor beeping]
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Oh, good, you're awake.
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I have terrible news.
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Stan, your jaw
is completely shattered.
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[muffled]
Need sandwiches.
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Sandwiches? Oh, hell no.
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Your life is headed
in another direction right now.
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You're entering the straw phase.
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[mid-tempo guitar music plays]
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♪
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Um, Klaus?
You missed the part
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where you bang
coconuts together.
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Let's talk about the creative
direction of this band.
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This song sounds too,
I dunno, happy?
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But good music isn't happy, right?
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I think our songs
should be darker, wraithier.
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Our songs should be wraithier?
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Exactly.
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And this is your idea?
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Yes. I've been wrestling with it
for weeks.
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Really?
You wanted our music
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to be wraithier
even before you two met?
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We should be experimenting
with new kinds of instruments.
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Like instead of coconuts,
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I could shake this coffee tin
filled with old teeth.
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[teeth rattling]
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Sounds great, right?
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- Klaus--
- Or I could rattle chains.
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Klaus?
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[laughs]
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Sorry, sometimes
she hijacks my brain
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and shows me hilarious visions.
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- She's so funny.
- Ugh.
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Jeff, where are you going?
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Damn, he's gone.
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Show me the cat video again.
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[laughing]
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♪
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How's your lasagna, Stan?
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Smooth enough for ya?
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Let me guess. Mom pissed off
another beefy dude
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and Dad got caught
in the crossfire.
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Sorry we're late.
We were making love.
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Well...?
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You're too kind.
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Now, I have an announcement!
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The wraith and I are going
to rent a lake house together!
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What? You're taking that thing
to our lake house?
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I'm sorry, did we talk about
renting a lake house together?
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Yeah! You said it was
your greatest dream!
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Really? Huh.
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I don't even remember
thinking that.
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May I be excused?
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Who are you asking?
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Permission!
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[crickets chirping]
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I need advice, Roger.
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You caught me at a bad time.
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I'm freelance graphic
designing a new Apple logo.
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It's on spec, so I won't get
paid until Tim Cook buys it.
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[sighs] I can't stand
Klaus's girlfriend.
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She ruined
our pleasant afternoons!
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Sounds like a textbook
comb wraith.
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- A what?
- [cellphone dings]
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I'll explain in the car.
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I'm also a Lyft driver.
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If I can design a couple
of logos on the way,
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bring Greg his Pad Thai,
and build a shed,
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I'll make
forty-five dollars today.
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00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:57,221
This is the last surviving
Lyft mustache.
266
00:10:57,221 --> 00:10:59,528
They don't want people
to use these anymore.
267
00:10:59,528 --> 00:11:01,661
Go ahead, try it on.
268
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:05,316
JEFF: Ugh, I wish Klaus's wraith
would disappear forever.
269
00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:07,144
Are you being selfish, Jeff?
270
00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:09,712
- No.
- Okay, then I will help.
271
00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:11,279
Klaus's wraith is tethered
272
00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:13,716
to the comb
he bought at the estate sale.
273
00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:15,544
Wherever the comb goes,
the wraith goes.
274
00:11:15,544 --> 00:11:17,981
Steal the comb
and give it to someone else.
275
00:11:17,981 --> 00:11:19,722
It's the only way
to break them up.
276
00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:20,897
- [cellphone dings]
- Oh, I got a hit
277
00:11:20,897 --> 00:11:22,725
on My Sweet Chef.
278
00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:25,119
It's this app where the angry
chef at a mediocre restaurant
279
00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:28,688
lets out his frustrations on me
instead of the waitresses.
280
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:33,867
[eerie music playing]
281
00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:37,914
♪
282
00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:39,742
JEFF: Bingo.
283
00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:41,352
♪
284
00:11:41,352 --> 00:11:43,093
[object thumps]
285
00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:44,399
[shrieks]
286
00:11:44,399 --> 00:11:47,184
Aah! I'm pooing,
I'm pooing myself!
287
00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:53,930
This is exceptional work, Jeffrey.
288
00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:55,715
Outstanding!
289
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,629
Bravo!
290
00:11:58,674 --> 00:12:00,197
You're quiet today.
291
00:12:00,197 --> 00:12:01,503
Oh, it's nothing.
292
00:12:01,503 --> 00:12:03,723
Hey, did you see my wraith
this morning?
293
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,855
When I woke up, she was gone.
294
00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:07,901
Gone, you say?
295
00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:10,381
And she took all her stuff,
even her comb.
296
00:12:10,381 --> 00:12:12,470
She did leave some shitty
underwear on the floor,
297
00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:14,951
so I guess that's a good sign.
298
00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:16,997
[funk music playing]
299
00:12:16,997 --> 00:12:23,917
♪
300
00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:26,615
We get it, Tuttle.
You're in a good mood.
301
00:12:26,615 --> 00:12:28,835
Oh, I'm better than good.
302
00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:30,793
I don't want
to speak out of turn,
303
00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:34,014
but last night I got
la-la-la-la-la-laid
304
00:12:34,014 --> 00:12:35,493
by a wra-wra-
wra-wra-wra-wraith!
305
00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:38,975
[gasps]
306
00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:41,238
That's how I looked last night,
307
00:12:41,238 --> 00:12:42,500
for like an hour.
308
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:45,155
After the sex
that lasted thirty seconds.
309
00:12:45,155 --> 00:12:47,941
I was doing what I do every
night-- getting my reps in.
310
00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:51,945
Three hundred ninety-six...
311
00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:53,555
Three hundred ninety-seven...
312
00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:01,737
Oh, hello.
313
00:13:01,737 --> 00:13:03,652
And now we're in love!
314
00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:07,003
[funk music plays]
315
00:13:08,178 --> 00:13:11,442
She left me... for Tuttle.
316
00:13:11,442 --> 00:13:13,096
[sobbing]
317
00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:18,449
Klaus, this isn't
the place to do this.
318
00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:20,538
Would you like me
to walk you to Chili's?
319
00:13:20,669 --> 00:13:23,454
♪
320
00:13:23,454 --> 00:13:27,241
[slurps] Do you ever feel lonely
during the day?
321
00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:29,634
God, no.
I have the TV,
322
00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:31,854
a handful of imaginary friends.
323
00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:34,814
This right here
is the good life.
324
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,598
My good man!
325
00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:39,035
Care for a pleasant afternoon?
326
00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:41,342
Sorry, but I'm too depressed
327
00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:43,561
about losing
the love of my life.
328
00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:46,086
Well, then
a pleasant afternoon
329
00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:48,479
may be just
what the doctor ordered.
330
00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:50,655
I'm just gonna stay here
and watch CoComelon
331
00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:52,788
until I understand it.
332
00:13:52,788 --> 00:13:55,530
This is effing horse crap!
333
00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:58,054
We're going to have
a pleasant afternoon
334
00:13:58,054 --> 00:13:59,795
whether you like it or not!
335
00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:01,710
You can't make me.
336
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:04,365
I guess you can.
337
00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:07,150
Stan! Where are you?
338
00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:10,937
Your banana-ribeye smoothie
is starting to look nasty.
339
00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:12,547
Stan?
340
00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:16,464
♪
341
00:14:16,464 --> 00:14:21,512
♪
342
00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:26,778
♪
343
00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:29,564
Eating a sandwich in your
condition would be suicide.
344
00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:31,348
[grunts]
345
00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:37,267
♪
346
00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:40,923
♪
347
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:44,709
♪
348
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:49,497
♪
349
00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:53,805
♪
350
00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:57,853
[straining]
351
00:14:57,853 --> 00:15:00,421
[exhales sharply]
352
00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:05,252
Let's go, son.
There's nothing to see here.
353
00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:08,037
♪
354
00:15:08,037 --> 00:15:09,691
[grunting]
355
00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:15,915
♪
356
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:19,875
♪
357
00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:21,485
[triumphant music playing]
358
00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:28,492
♪
359
00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:34,934
♪
360
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,501
[cheers and applause]
361
00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:38,981
♪
362
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,330
[groans]
363
00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:44,247
[camera shutter clicks]
364
00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:46,902
[birds chirping]
365
00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:49,209
This is the lake house
I rented for my ex-wraith!
366
00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:50,645
Why would you take me here?
367
00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:53,561
Because before it was
your guys's dream,
368
00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:56,085
it was our guys's dream.
369
00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:58,783
I already set up Scrabble,
370
00:15:58,783 --> 00:16:00,960
the most pleasant board game.
371
00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:13,842
Uh, let's play something else.
372
00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:15,365
Just stop, Jeff!
373
00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:19,369
Leave me alone so I can die
in heartbroken agony.
374
00:16:19,369 --> 00:16:22,633
Or a blood infection from
scooting along this cabin floor.
375
00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:23,721
[door slams]
376
00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:25,419
[sighs]
377
00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:28,639
- [birds chirping]
- [beep, phone line ringing]
378
00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:32,426
Roger, I need you to steal
the comb back from Tuttle.
379
00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:33,862
I'm delivering grub tonight.
380
00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:36,038
Log onto the app, order a
Mediterranean platter,
381
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:37,344
and write "comb" in the notes.
382
00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:39,172
[cellphone beeps]
383
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:41,478
My cheek must've grazed
the screen
384
00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:44,046
because I accepted
a housecleaning job in Chimdale.
385
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:45,700
[car crashes]
386
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,919
Oh, I hit a deer!
387
00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:50,009
Never mind, it's just a guy.
388
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:54,274
♪
389
00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:56,363
DOCTOR:
Well, look who it is.
390
00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:59,757
Stan Smith,
star of the local newspaper!
391
00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:03,109
"Amazing Man Eats Sandwich"
was the headline, I believe.
392
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:05,763
I don't think
I like your tone, Doctor.
393
00:17:05,763 --> 00:17:08,157
My husband is a hero.
394
00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:11,334
Your husband broke expensive
medical equipment.
395
00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:14,076
That's not considered
very "heroic" where I come from.
396
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:16,078
That's odd, Doctor.
397
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:19,081
I could've sworn you came
from up your own ass.
398
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:21,301
- [whimpers]
- Excuse me?
399
00:17:21,301 --> 00:17:24,130
Oh, I must be mistaken.
400
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:26,523
That's where
yo mama came from!
401
00:17:26,523 --> 00:17:27,916
[muffled grunting]
402
00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:30,092
Oh, now you're
starting with me?
403
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,963
[grunting]
404
00:17:31,963 --> 00:17:33,835
You call those punches?
405
00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:35,489
If you're gonna
give him a massage,
406
00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:37,795
I'm gonna go to the cafeteria.
407
00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:39,928
[crickets chirping]
408
00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:45,194
Thanks, Roger.
409
00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:48,415
Whoa, what's up
with this cucumber salad?
410
00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:51,070
It's all sloshed around
with the hummus--
411
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,463
These mountain roads
are extremely winding,
412
00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:55,944
but that twenty percent tip
is gonna go a long way
413
00:17:55,944 --> 00:17:58,686
towards the repairs
the car needs.
414
00:17:58,686 --> 00:17:59,861
Okay.
415
00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:07,129
ROGER: Awwww, shucks.
416
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:09,697
Still depressed.
Just taking a leak.
417
00:18:12,352 --> 00:18:14,528
I'm sorry, Klaus.
418
00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:15,833
The wraith's comb?
419
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:17,313
Why do you have this?
420
00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:19,707
The wraith never
left you for Tuttle.
421
00:18:19,707 --> 00:18:22,492
She is forced to go
wherever the comb goes...
422
00:18:22,492 --> 00:18:25,495
so I stole it
while you were sleeping
423
00:18:25,495 --> 00:18:27,410
- and gave it to him.
- What?
424
00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:30,196
I thought she was ruining
pleasant afternoons,
425
00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:32,459
but I was the real problem.
426
00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:33,677
Are you kidding me?
427
00:18:33,677 --> 00:18:35,244
You sabotaged my relationship
428
00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:37,638
to save pleasant afternoons!?
429
00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:38,769
I did.
430
00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:42,077
That's...
the most beautiful thing
431
00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:44,514
that anyone has ever done
for me.
432
00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:47,561
- Huh?
- You fought for me, bro!
433
00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:49,780
No one's ever done that before.
434
00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:51,086
What about the wraith?
435
00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:53,132
I really thought I loved her,
436
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,221
but I guess
she never had a choice.
437
00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:57,788
She had to go
where the comb told her.
438
00:18:57,788 --> 00:18:58,833
You know what?
439
00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:00,051
I'm gonna do the right thing
440
00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:02,576
and set this bad bitch free!
441
00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:10,584
♪
442
00:19:10,584 --> 00:19:11,889
[both screaming]
443
00:19:11,889 --> 00:19:16,155
That comb was my [bleep] home!
444
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,592
Now I destroyed your home!
445
00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:20,637
How does that feel?
446
00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:23,118
- Technically, it's a VRBO.
- Klaus!
447
00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:26,904
How about I destroy
your bodies instead?
448
00:19:26,904 --> 00:19:28,384
JEFF: How about you don't!
449
00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:31,561
Klaus just set you free.
He's a good guy.
450
00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:34,651
You'd be lucky
to have a guy like Klaus!
451
00:19:34,651 --> 00:19:39,090
He told everyone we had sex,
which is not true.
452
00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:42,616
- You didn't?
- Easy now, we did some stuff.
453
00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:44,183
No, we didn't.
454
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,880
Do you want to... now?
455
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,665
[shrieking]
456
00:19:48,665 --> 00:19:51,015
[hissing]
457
00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:55,281
♪ He goes by the name
of Old Ulysses ♪
458
00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:57,718
♪ Old Ulysses ♪
459
00:19:57,718 --> 00:19:59,937
Stop! You're free now!
460
00:19:59,937 --> 00:20:01,635
Do you really want to kill us?
461
00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:03,289
I...
462
00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:06,814
I don't know what I want.
463
00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:09,208
No one has ever
asked me before.
464
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,906
Well, what do you want?
465
00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:15,388
No, I'm too embarrassed to say.
466
00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:17,520
Christ, girl! Just say it!
467
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:22,133
Well, I guess
I always wanted to, um...
468
00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:24,701
visit every Major League
baseball stadium
469
00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:27,487
over one unforgettable summer.
470
00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:32,100
That sounds... pleasant.
471
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:33,928
[camera shutter clicking]
472
00:20:33,928 --> 00:20:35,973
♪
473
00:20:35,973 --> 00:20:38,672
JEFF: And that's how
a pleasant afternoon
474
00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:41,762
turned into the greatest
summer of our lives.
475
00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:49,335
Wraithy, I'm home!
476
00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:50,336
Belinda?
477
00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:52,903
[gasps] Ohh!
478
00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:55,297
She's gone!
479
00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:57,473
Bye-bye! See you soon!
480
00:20:57,523 --> 00:21:02,073
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