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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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You guys! You guys, oh,
my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
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- What is it?
- What happened, Bebe?
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Clyde just sent me another text.
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Oh, what's this one say?
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I texted him if he thought
about me all the time,
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and he texted back,
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"It certainly seems like all the time."
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It's hard to get someone
like you out of my mind.
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Aw!
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Doesn't he just send
the best texts ever?
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- Yeah, he does!
- Sure does.
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Yesterday, I texted
him, "How do you know
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you're in love with me?" And he said,
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"I know I'm in love with you
because spending time with you
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makes me feel like I'm home
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and I can't imagine life without you."
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- Aw!
- That's so sweet!
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Clyde wrote that?
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- [CELL PHONE DINGS]
- OMG, Clyde.
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Do you really care about me that much?
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Does Stan ever talk to
you like that, Wendy?
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No. Every time I send
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Stan a text, he just responds
with a thumbs up emoji.
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Yeah, well, Clyde is
just really into me.
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Oh, he's texting back!
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"Yes, I do care about you that much.
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You mean a lot to me and
I care deeply about you."
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Aw!
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He sure is in love with you, Bebe!
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He's a goddamn dream boat!
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[CELL PHONE DINGS]
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Hey, Stan, is there
a time we could talk today?
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I'm feeling a little
insecure about some things.
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[MESSAGE SENT CHIME]
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Hey, Clyde, can I talk to you?
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- Sure, bro.
- Well, um,
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Wendy just came up to me
and was acting all hurt
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'cause she thinks
I don't care about her.
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Uh-huh.
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And she said that she wishes
I would reply to her texts
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the way that Clyde responds to Bebe's.
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So, like... how do you do it?
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ChatGPT, dude.
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- ChatGPT?
- Yeah, dude,
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there's a bunch of apps and
programs you can subscribe
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to that use OpenAI to do
all your writing for you.
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People use em to write
poems, write job applications,
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but what they're really good for
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is dealing with chicks.
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Here. Check it out.
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There's tons of ChatGPT
apps for you phone.
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So, then I can take
whatever latest dumb thing
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Bebe texted me, I copy it,
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then I open the GPT app,
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Click "respond to," paste
her text here, hit "write."
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It just thinks for a second.
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"You would look great
with any length of hair!
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Trying a new look could be fun."
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Copy that into messages and send it off.
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It's super easy and convenient
and it saves me a ton of time
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because she texts me so goddamn much.
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- [CELL PHONE BUZZES]
- Jesus Christ!
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"I probably won't do it, but
thanks for being supportive."
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Cut. Paste. Write. Cut. Messages. Paste.
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Send. There.
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All done with her stupid shit.
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This is a real app?
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It'll completely change your life, bro.
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Just, uh... Just don't
tell anybody, huh?
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If Bebe found out, I'd be a dead man.
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♪ Wet ink on the paper
makes me nervous ♪
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♪ I nearly lose my vision ♪
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♪ Then my breath and
my pulse and my mind ♪
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♪ Quicken ♪
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♪ Head below my knees ♪
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♪ I come alive ♪
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♪ Keeps me awake thinking back ♪
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♪ Oh, my first sight of you
was my first heart attack ♪
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♪ Every letter makes me lose my reason ♪
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♪ Every word is like
your kindest touch ♪
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♪ And if I told you ♪
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♪ How much I need you ♪
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♪ Would you give me
yourself or turn and run? ♪
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♪ I read to myself until I go blind ♪
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♪ Your words fall around
me all through the night ♪
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♪ I can't resist and
I don't want to fight ♪
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♪ Will you be held ♪
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♪ Will you be touched ♪
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♪ By my hand through this paper? ♪
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♪ This is all too much ♪
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♪ Will we be ravaged ♪
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♪ Will we be true ♪
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♪ To somebody perfect,
somebody like you ♪
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♪ I'm tired of yearning ♪
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♪ I'm tired of learning ♪
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♪ I need to drink you ♪
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♪ My heart has been burning ♪
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[CELL PHONE RINGING]
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[BEEP] Hello?
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Hey, Stan, I didn't get it yet.
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Didn't get what?
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You asked me if I wanted
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a bedtime story about
frogs or a song about swans.
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I said a bedtime story!
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Oh, yeah, I-I wrote it.
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I'll send it to you right now.
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Okay, bye!
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[BELL RINGS]
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Okay, children let's take our seats.
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I've graded your midterm essays,
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and I have to say, for the
most part, they were terrible.
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However, there were some
essays that I'm very happy with.
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There was a really
great essay from Clyde
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on the "1840s Labor Unions
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and Their Effect on the
Industrial Revolution."
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Let's hear it for Clyde, kids!
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Great work, Clyde.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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- Uh-huh.
- What?
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Someone who never writes
good essays, Butters,
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wrote an amazing piece
on "Post-Cold War Poland
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and the Changing Provision of Security."
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Check plus, Butters!
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Oh, uh... thanks. [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
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We also have another student
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who wrote a shockingly good paper.
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This one's called "A Feminist
Neoliberal Perspective"
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of Post-War Afghanistan"
by Eric Cartman!
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Ah, yes, thank you, thank you.
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And this week, we have a new
student to the check plus club.
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For an amazing essay
called "Writing a Policy
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About Improving the
Rights of Migrant Workers."
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Let's hear it for Stan!
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[APPLAUSE]
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All right, what the hell is going on?!
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You tell me what's going on!
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Clearly, somebody told
Stan about ChatGPT!
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You guys are using it
to write essays, too!
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Yes, we are all using it,
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and we had a pact that we
wouldn't tell anyone else
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because then everyone
will start using it
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and Mr. Garrison will figure it out!
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So who [BLEEP] blabbed to Stan?
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I just told Stan about it as
a tool to text his girlfriend.
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God damn it, Clyde!
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You don't use an amazing AI
cheating tool to talk to girls!
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You're gonna ruin everything!
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This can't be open source, you guys!
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If everyone starts using ChatGPT,
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then we lose our unfair advantage.
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[ZIPPER UNZIPS]
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[URINATING]
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[SNIFFS]
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[GRUNTS, FARTS]
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[ZIPPER ZIPS]
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[URINAL FLUSHES]
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Oh, God-[BLEEP]-damn it.
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[WATER RUNNING]
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If they find out that we
don't have to work anymore,
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then they aren't gonna want to
work and then we're all screwed!
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Who's the one who first found ChatGPT
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and thought to use it for essays?
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- Butters.
- Right.
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But then Butters told me about it,
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and I told him not to tell anyone else!
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Right, but then you went and
blabbed about it to Clyde.
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That's right. I was a little excited.
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You guys, I'm not going
to tell anyone else!
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You really think I want Wendy
finding out about this thing?
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Fine. So we're all in it together.
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But you guys need to be
careful what you use it for.
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Because once you bring
girls into things,
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they're gonna ruin it.
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Just like slavery.
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Ugh.
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Ugh, God, I can't take it, Rick!
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What's the matter?
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Oh, it's just grading these
stupid papers all the time!
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I have to read em' all and
comment on each one of them.
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Jesus Christ. Something's changed,
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and now a few of the kids
are writing these really long,
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detailed essays. I don't
know what's going on.
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I guess I've taught them really well,
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maybe a bit too well.
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Uh, yeah...
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Have you ever heard of ChatGPT?
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ChatGPWhoza what? The [BLEEP] is that?
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There's a few apps now, really. But see?
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It has AI and takes any subject matter
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and can instantly give you
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whatever kind of content you want.
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Wait a minute...
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There's an app that anyone can use
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that does all the thinking
and writing for you?
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Yeah.
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Well, this is gonna be amazing!
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I can use it to grade all my papers,
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and no one will ever know!
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Uh, yeah, sure.
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I'll just type the
title of the essay in,
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and it'll generate a comment,
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and I don't even have to
read the stupid things!
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Yeah, and then you'll
have more free time.
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Oh, this is great. Thanks so much!
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Just got to make sure nobody
finds out I'm being sneaky
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Oh, and... And, hey, Rick?
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Yeah?
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Thanks for all the
replies to my texts today.
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They were really supportive.
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Oh. Yeah. Sure thing.
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[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS IN BACKGROUND]
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This place is good, right?
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Yeah, it's really good.
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Well, I know it's not much,
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but I just wanted to
take you out somewhere
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- to say thanks, Stan.
- For what?
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For stepping up and
working on communication
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when I asked you to.
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Oh, that's cool.
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The things we've talked about, Stan,
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it's really helping me.
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I don't feel so alone and misunderstood.
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I've been so scared for
so long to tell anyone
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what happened to me when I was six.
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- Yeah.
- And...
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everything you had to say
about it was just right.
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It really changed the way I
think about the whole thing.
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Yeah.
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And when you said the same
thing happened to you, I...
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I couldn't believe it.
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Were you at home when it happened?
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- Yep.
- But you're right.
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We can't dwell on those things.
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You're right about a lot of stuff.
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There was just that one
thing I don't understand.
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About the boating
accident in Switzerland?
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The boating accident in Switzerland...
256
00:11:30,789 --> 00:11:32,691
was tough.
257
00:11:33,145 --> 00:11:34,780
I thought you said it was great.
258
00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:38,151
It was great. And very tough.
259
00:11:38,152 --> 00:11:40,902
But how did it cause the
thing with your cousin?
260
00:11:41,955 --> 00:11:43,738
Oh, shit. What time is it?
261
00:11:43,739 --> 00:11:45,207
It's a little after 4:00.
262
00:11:45,208 --> 00:11:46,643
Oh, shit. My mom told me to be home
263
00:11:46,644 --> 00:11:47,878
right at a little after 4:00.
264
00:11:47,879 --> 00:11:49,715
Sorry, Wendy. I-I gotta get going.
265
00:11:49,716 --> 00:11:52,355
No, no, no, that's totally
okay. I gotta get going, too.
266
00:11:52,356 --> 00:11:53,524
Okay, cool.
267
00:11:54,388 --> 00:11:57,316
Thank you so much, Stan.
268
00:11:58,810 --> 00:12:02,013
Thank you for being the
only real thing in my life.
269
00:12:08,805 --> 00:12:10,373
Shit.
270
00:12:11,992 --> 00:12:14,751
"Oh, Bebe, your name is like a song.
271
00:12:14,752 --> 00:12:17,457
A melody stuck in my head so long.
272
00:12:17,458 --> 00:12:20,361
I can't help but smile
when I hear it said...
273
00:12:20,362 --> 00:12:22,798
Bebe, the name always in my head."
274
00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:25,285
Oh, God, so obvious.
275
00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:28,222
"I dream of spending
my days with you, Bebe.
276
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In South Park or anywhere that maybay.
277
00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:33,379
Talking, laughing, just being together."
278
00:12:33,380 --> 00:12:35,746
"In a dream I hope will last forever."
279
00:12:36,382 --> 00:12:38,217
Excuse me, Mr. Garrison?
280
00:12:38,218 --> 00:12:39,719
♪ Beruhre meinen korper ♪
281
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Mr. Garrison?!
282
00:12:41,153 --> 00:12:42,425
Oh, yeah. What?
283
00:12:42,433 --> 00:12:45,069
I'm sorry, but I need to
address your class really quick.
284
00:12:45,326 --> 00:12:48,262
Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. Go ahead.
285
00:12:48,271 --> 00:12:52,041
M'kay, kids, I need to
discuss a very serious matter.
286
00:12:52,126 --> 00:12:55,363
There is a rumor going around
that someone at this school
287
00:12:55,364 --> 00:13:00,002
is using open AI
technology to do their work.
288
00:13:00,003 --> 00:13:02,305
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]
289
00:13:06,650 --> 00:13:09,486
Well, that's crazy! Who would do that?
290
00:13:09,487 --> 00:13:12,123
Now, I know that everyone
at this school is honest,
291
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:14,160
hard-working, m'kay, wouldn't...
292
00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:16,964
Wouldn't even want
to use this "ChatGBD."
293
00:13:16,965 --> 00:13:19,050
ChatGPT!
294
00:13:19,316 --> 00:13:21,485
Oh, m'kay, but the school board
295
00:13:21,485 --> 00:13:23,420
has decided to call in a company
296
00:13:23,420 --> 00:13:25,756
that can detect AI in schoolwork
297
00:13:25,756 --> 00:13:27,894
and make sure nobody here is cheating.
298
00:13:28,197 --> 00:13:30,132
They... They are gonna what?
299
00:13:30,133 --> 00:13:33,036
So we're just gonna collect all
the school work that we can...
300
00:13:33,037 --> 00:13:34,338
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
301
00:13:34,339 --> 00:13:35,698
And we are gonna have them analyzed
302
00:13:35,699 --> 00:13:37,534
for any AI contributions, m'kay?
303
00:13:37,534 --> 00:13:39,436
Well, those are... Those
aren't, uh, quite ready.
304
00:13:39,436 --> 00:13:40,838
Don't worry. We'll get
these all back to you
305
00:13:40,838 --> 00:13:42,340
after the testers look through them.
306
00:13:42,341 --> 00:13:43,909
M'kay, kids, sorry for the intrusion.
307
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:45,745
Get back to your day. M'kay.
308
00:13:47,610 --> 00:13:49,278
God [BLEEP] dammit!
309
00:13:49,279 --> 00:13:50,714
I told you guys this was gonna happen!
310
00:13:50,714 --> 00:13:51,949
What are we gonna do?!
311
00:13:51,949 --> 00:13:53,550
There's nothing we can do. It's over!
312
00:13:53,550 --> 00:13:54,707
We've lost our unfair advantage.
313
00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:56,242
That's not what's important.
314
00:13:56,243 --> 00:13:57,945
If they find out I've been
using open AI for class,
315
00:13:57,946 --> 00:13:59,648
Wendy's gonna know I've
been using it with her,
316
00:13:59,649 --> 00:14:00,886
and it's gonna crush her!
317
00:14:00,887 --> 00:14:03,129
Dude, same. Bebe's
gonna [BLEEP] kill me.
318
00:14:03,130 --> 00:14:04,799
And who's fault is that, you guys?
319
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,635
I told you that once
you bring women into things,
320
00:14:06,636 --> 00:14:08,488
they ruin it just like they did slavery.
321
00:14:08,919 --> 00:14:10,366
Okay, Eric, could you explain
322
00:14:10,367 --> 00:14:11,972
exactly how women ruined slavery?
323
00:14:11,973 --> 00:14:14,476
No, I can't, because I can't
use [BLEEP] ChatGPT anymore
324
00:14:14,477 --> 00:14:15,621
'cause we got [BLEEP] busted!
325
00:14:15,629 --> 00:14:16,941
Look, maybe...
326
00:14:16,942 --> 00:14:19,344
Maybe this AI-detection
technology won't work.
327
00:14:19,345 --> 00:14:21,080
It doesn't matter if it doesn't work.
328
00:14:21,081 --> 00:14:22,683
Cat is out of the bag now!
329
00:14:22,684 --> 00:14:23,985
This was supposed to be our thing
330
00:14:23,986 --> 00:14:26,288
for us to get ahead, but now...
331
00:14:28,676 --> 00:14:30,912
God dammit, get the [BLEEP] out of here!
332
00:14:33,807 --> 00:14:36,559
M'kay, I'm just a little confused.
333
00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:39,830
You think we shouldn't
have the kids' schoolwork analyzed
334
00:14:39,830 --> 00:14:41,660
for using AI writing apps?
335
00:14:41,661 --> 00:14:43,229
Look, it's just...
336
00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:45,065
It's really unfair to the kids.
337
00:14:45,066 --> 00:14:47,502
I mean, what are we saying?
That we don't trust them?
338
00:14:47,503 --> 00:14:49,305
I mean, geez!
339
00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:52,576
But don't you think if kids
aren't writing their own papers,
340
00:14:52,577 --> 00:14:53,707
we should know?
341
00:14:53,708 --> 00:14:55,543
Oh, what are people afraid of?
342
00:14:55,544 --> 00:14:57,933
That AI is gonna replace
real writers?
343
00:14:57,934 --> 00:14:59,415
That Hollywood is gonna become
344
00:14:59,416 --> 00:15:01,543
just a bland recycling of old ideas?
345
00:15:01,544 --> 00:15:04,047
It already is! AI might help it!
346
00:15:04,048 --> 00:15:06,441
Well, I don't know
what you want me to do.
347
00:15:06,442 --> 00:15:07,816
[INTERCOM BEEPS] Yes?
348
00:15:07,817 --> 00:15:09,386
Mr. Mackey, the technician
349
00:15:09,387 --> 00:15:10,888
from the school advisory board
350
00:15:10,889 --> 00:15:12,958
just pulled into the parking lot.
351
00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:17,034
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
352
00:15:17,034 --> 00:15:20,003
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
353
00:15:26,015 --> 00:15:30,119
Someone here using AI technology
to do their classwork?!
354
00:15:31,266 --> 00:15:34,102
If there is ChatGPT being used here,
355
00:15:34,103 --> 00:15:35,772
I will find it.
356
00:15:35,773 --> 00:15:37,720
Shadowbane! Fly!
357
00:15:37,721 --> 00:15:39,923
[SHADOWBANE SCREECHES]
358
00:15:44,451 --> 00:15:46,526
[BLOWS]
359
00:15:46,527 --> 00:15:48,196
[RINGS BELL]
360
00:15:48,211 --> 00:15:49,428
Uh, hello.
361
00:15:49,429 --> 00:15:51,585
I'm the counselor here
at South Park Elementary.
362
00:15:51,586 --> 00:15:54,280
This is one of our
teachers, Mr. Garrison.
363
00:15:54,727 --> 00:15:56,495
I...
364
00:15:56,496 --> 00:15:58,698
have been hired by the
Park Country School Board
365
00:15:58,699 --> 00:16:00,810
to determine if any students
366
00:16:00,811 --> 00:16:04,335
are using generative AI
technology to do their work.
367
00:16:05,291 --> 00:16:07,827
Uh, yes, we're excited to work with you.
368
00:16:07,828 --> 00:16:09,463
We have a lot of great students here.
369
00:16:09,464 --> 00:16:11,131
[SNIFFS]
370
00:16:11,327 --> 00:16:13,897
It only takes one student.
371
00:16:14,653 --> 00:16:15,987
[POPPING]
372
00:16:15,988 --> 00:16:17,957
And then it spreads like a cancer.
373
00:16:19,637 --> 00:16:21,071
Come, Shadowbane!
374
00:16:21,431 --> 00:16:24,735
Let us find this ChatGPT-using cheater!
375
00:16:24,735 --> 00:16:26,470
[SHADOWBANE SCREECHES]
376
00:16:30,049 --> 00:16:32,827
[SAD MUSIC PLAYS]
377
00:16:32,828 --> 00:16:35,905
I'm gonna get fired. That's it.
378
00:16:37,670 --> 00:16:39,625
Mr. Garrison, can I talk to you?
379
00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:41,127
Oh, is it important, Stan?
380
00:16:41,127 --> 00:16:43,319
'Cause I'm kinda dealing
with some stuff right now.
381
00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:45,222
Yes, it is important.
382
00:16:45,522 --> 00:16:48,600
You know, when you've
done something wrong,
383
00:16:48,601 --> 00:16:50,001
sometimes the best thing to do
384
00:16:50,002 --> 00:16:51,803
is just come out and admit it.
385
00:16:52,244 --> 00:16:54,413
[SIGHS] Okay.
386
00:16:54,420 --> 00:16:57,788
Okay, you're right.
How did you find out?
387
00:16:57,789 --> 00:16:59,691
Clyde told me about it.
388
00:16:59,692 --> 00:17:02,728
I came to you because if they
find something out about me,
389
00:17:02,729 --> 00:17:04,069
and you punish me,
390
00:17:04,070 --> 00:17:06,173
it's gonna really hurt Wendy.
391
00:17:06,174 --> 00:17:08,643
I don't wanna punish anyone, Stan.
392
00:17:08,644 --> 00:17:11,146
- I completely understand.
- You do?
393
00:17:11,147 --> 00:17:13,516
Sure, I think most the world does.
394
00:17:13,517 --> 00:17:16,086
I mean, why does it
matter who uses AI apps?
395
00:17:16,087 --> 00:17:18,924
It's just like having a
good writer's assistant.
396
00:17:18,925 --> 00:17:20,693
Yeah, like a good writer's assistant.
397
00:17:20,694 --> 00:17:22,934
Yeah! I mean, you're still the one
398
00:17:22,935 --> 00:17:25,288
taking the time to, like,
push the buttons and stuff.
399
00:17:25,289 --> 00:17:26,891
Yeah! So you really don't think
400
00:17:26,892 --> 00:17:28,260
Wendy would be upset that I used ChatGPT
401
00:17:28,261 --> 00:17:30,229
to respond to her texts?
402
00:17:30,342 --> 00:17:32,178
Hold on. People can use it
403
00:17:32,178 --> 00:17:33,946
to respond to other people's texts?!
404
00:17:33,946 --> 00:17:36,382
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]
405
00:17:41,051 --> 00:17:44,387
Rick! That lying piece of shit!
406
00:17:44,388 --> 00:17:46,024
But we were just saying
it was understandable...
407
00:17:46,025 --> 00:17:47,927
No! This is totally different!
408
00:17:47,928 --> 00:17:50,998
Whoever uses it for messages
is a [BLEEP] monster!
409
00:17:50,999 --> 00:17:53,334
[KIDS CHATTERING AND SHOUTING]
410
00:17:53,335 --> 00:17:55,771
M'kay, everyone, please just stay calm.
411
00:17:55,772 --> 00:17:56,794
They got him!
412
00:17:56,795 --> 00:17:59,169
They found the kid
that's been using AI apps.
413
00:18:01,509 --> 00:18:03,544
Get back! Get back, all of you.
414
00:18:03,545 --> 00:18:06,099
I have the student isolated inside.
415
00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:08,803
W-What exactly have you found?
416
00:18:08,804 --> 00:18:10,919
We went through thousands of papers.
417
00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:13,489
But then Shadowbane
detected Chatbot writing
418
00:18:13,490 --> 00:18:15,225
in this student's phone.
419
00:18:15,226 --> 00:18:16,728
[SHADOWBANE SCREECHES]
420
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:19,052
There, you see? She's going crazy.
421
00:18:19,733 --> 00:18:21,134
Oh, no.
422
00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:26,770
What is going on?
423
00:18:27,098 --> 00:18:28,666
Oh, God. No, no, no, no.
424
00:18:28,667 --> 00:18:31,005
The GPT stuff on her
phone didn't come from her.
425
00:18:31,006 --> 00:18:33,044
Keep all the children back, Mackey.
426
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:34,740
We can't let it spread!
427
00:18:34,741 --> 00:18:37,877
I will go inside and get her confession.
428
00:18:51,357 --> 00:18:54,660
[BELLS RINGING]
429
00:18:56,179 --> 00:18:58,615
You have been cheating
on your schoolwork.
430
00:18:58,616 --> 00:19:00,385
- No, I haven't.
- Say it!
431
00:19:00,386 --> 00:19:02,821
You have used ChatGPT
to write your essays for you.
432
00:19:02,822 --> 00:19:05,158
Now humble yourself before the school!
433
00:19:05,159 --> 00:19:06,810
I write my own essays.
434
00:19:06,811 --> 00:19:08,349
I don't know what to do.
435
00:19:08,350 --> 00:19:10,919
I'm not creative enough to
think of a way out of this.
436
00:19:11,056 --> 00:19:13,091
Wait. That's it.
437
00:19:18,926 --> 00:19:20,193
[BUTTONS CLICKING]
438
00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:23,926
_
439
00:19:27,318 --> 00:19:30,662
_
440
00:19:30,663 --> 00:19:32,331
[MESSAGE WHOOSHES]
441
00:19:39,533 --> 00:19:40,990
Once upon a time,
442
00:19:40,991 --> 00:19:44,094
there was a boy named Stan
who lived in South Park.
443
00:19:44,411 --> 00:19:46,713
Stan loved his girlfriend very much,
444
00:19:46,714 --> 00:19:49,784
but lately he hadn't
been truthful with her.
445
00:19:49,785 --> 00:19:51,787
One day, when Stan got to school,
446
00:19:51,788 --> 00:19:53,957
he was approached by his best friend.
447
00:19:53,958 --> 00:19:55,993
Dude, did you hear what
happened to your girlfriend?
448
00:19:55,994 --> 00:19:57,329
No, what about her?
449
00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:59,231
Dude, she got caught
cheating on her essay.
450
00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:02,669
Just then, Stan noticed a
commotion down the hallway.
451
00:20:02,670 --> 00:20:05,239
This student is going
to jail for cheating.
452
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:07,513
Drugs are bad, m'kay?
453
00:20:07,824 --> 00:20:10,327
Hold it right there!
454
00:20:10,428 --> 00:20:13,264
Look, everyone, we can't blame
people who are using ChatGPT.
455
00:20:13,265 --> 00:20:14,833
It's not their fault.
456
00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:16,436
Well, whose fault is it?
457
00:20:16,708 --> 00:20:17,787
I'll tell you who.
458
00:20:17,788 --> 00:20:20,091
It's the giant tech
companies who took open AI,
459
00:20:20,092 --> 00:20:22,294
packaged it, monetized it,
and pushed it out to all of us
460
00:20:22,295 --> 00:20:24,297
as fast as they could
in order to get ahead.
461
00:20:24,298 --> 00:20:26,467
Open AI is so powerful
that it has to be something
462
00:20:26,468 --> 00:20:28,670
that everyone can use,
control, and contribute to.
463
00:20:28,671 --> 00:20:30,722
Or else AI will be
controlled by corporations
464
00:20:30,723 --> 00:20:32,826
who just want an unfair
advantage like Cartman does.
465
00:20:32,827 --> 00:20:35,096
Hey! Screw you, you dumb Jew!
466
00:20:35,097 --> 00:20:36,632
We don't want big corporations
467
00:20:36,633 --> 00:20:38,502
deciding what's ethical
and acceptable for AI.
468
00:20:38,503 --> 00:20:39,849
We were all taken advantage of,
469
00:20:39,850 --> 00:20:41,699
and that's why my girlfriend
would totally understand
470
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,560
that I used ChatGPT to
respond to her texts.
471
00:20:43,561 --> 00:20:45,230
That's right!
472
00:20:45,231 --> 00:20:47,412
Well, I guess we can
let you go now, ma'am.
473
00:20:47,924 --> 00:20:50,742
I will find these tech companies
who are trying to use open AI
474
00:20:50,743 --> 00:20:52,841
for their own gains,
and I will stop them!
475
00:20:52,842 --> 00:20:56,212
M'kay, kids, I think we
can all go home, m'kay?
476
00:20:56,283 --> 00:20:57,794
Everyone was happy,
477
00:20:57,795 --> 00:21:00,932
and Stan's girlfriend
completely forgave him.
478
00:21:01,028 --> 00:21:02,820
Thanks for saving me, Stan.
479
00:21:02,821 --> 00:21:04,513
You're welcome, sweetheart.
480
00:21:04,580 --> 00:21:06,451
Class dismissed!
481
00:21:06,452 --> 00:21:08,060
ALL: Yay!
482
00:21:08,061 --> 00:21:10,163
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
483
00:21:10,596 --> 00:21:12,631
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
484
00:21:15,305 --> 00:21:17,177
Boy, I'm sure glad that's over with.
485
00:21:17,178 --> 00:21:18,552
Yeah, but...
486
00:21:18,553 --> 00:21:21,154
I'm still really not
sure what just happened.
487
00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:22,690
Well, now at least
we know that sometimes
488
00:21:22,691 --> 00:21:24,159
a good ol' thumbs up from a human
489
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:25,966
is better than a machine-generated lie.
490
00:21:25,967 --> 00:21:28,136
Yeah. Yeah, you're right, Stan.
491
00:21:28,137 --> 00:21:29,638
I love you.
492
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:32,863
Dude, how did you pull all that off?
493
00:21:32,901 --> 00:21:34,869
ChatGPT, dude.
494
00:21:37,861 --> 00:21:40,861
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