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once upon a time,

there were three little girls
Who went to the police academy.

and they were each assigned
Very hazardous duties.

but I took them
Away from all that,

and now they work for
Me. My name is charlie.

next item, bosley.

Next is the danworth case fee.

$1250.

Hi, bos. Hi.

Then the manager case fee.

$2000.

Hi. Hi.

Didn't you bring your racket?

It's in the car.
Where's sabrina?

Oh, she's not here yet.

your voice is fading, bosley.

Would you hold just
A moment, charlie?

Guess who else is going
To be there this weekend?

Oh, who?

Oh, wuchinski.

No, wycinski. Wycinski.

Look, I get the impression

That an event of some
Import is going to take place

And I have not been informed.

Bos, didn't charlie tell you?

Uh-uh.

Well, it's r and r time.

You know, rest, rehabilitation.

Oh, are we talking
About a vacation?

Yes.

three days, bosley.

with pay.

Marvelously democratic, charlie.

I have a little croquet set
I've been dying to try out.

Wrong, bosley.

Uh, tell him, charlie.

Oh, you mean croquet
Is not allowed?

the idea was
That, uh, they play,

you work, bosley.

Uh, uh, let me grasp this.

You mean, that you three will
Be frolicking about at some spa,

Shirking your
Responsibilities, while I am here

Sweating over a hot set
Of bookkeeping ledgers?

You like bookkeeping, bosley.

Charlie you mean you want me
To pay them for doing nothing?

as you said, how
Marvelously democratic.

have a good time, angels.

Oh, we will, charlie!

Bye-bye. Bye.

But...

Okay.

Next case!

Wellman case fee $1850.

No, no wait, no. That's $1860.

Uh, charlie?

Charlie? Ch...

I am bereft.

♪ dum, da, dum ♪

♪ dum, dum, dum, da, dum ♪

How long are you
Going to keep doing that?

Till I get it right.

Look, you want to be
In the mood for polish,

You must hum "The polonaise."

I confess, I'm his greatest fan.

No, for a movie star
Or a quarterback,

You would be a fan.

But for an international
Political figure

Like peter wycinski,
You've got have

International simpatico.

I've got a gang of simpatico,

And you would too, if
You'd read some of his books.

He lays down some
Pretty heavy stuff.

You're not going to even
Get to see him, sabrina.

There'll be too much security.

Press, the cameras,
The whole package.

Listen. I get a glimpse
Of him from 100 feet away,

It makes the whole
Trip worthwhile.

If I don't, we're on vacation,
I work on my backhand.

Hey, maybe you could
Just wander around

Humming "The
Polonaise" very loudly,

Then he'll think you're
Polish and make a move on you.

Heaven.

Oh, a sixty-year-old man.

She has a crush on
A sixty-year-old man.

Genius!

♪ dum, da, dum, dum,
Dum, dum, da, dum ♪

Six-zero-four-o-m-b.

That's him.

My friend, I think he's
Having a heart attack.

Could you please help us?

Sure.

♪ dum, da, dum, dum,
Dum, dum, da, dum ♪

Can you hear it?

Is it polish to your ears?

♪ dum, da, dum, dum,
Dum, dum, da, dum ♪

Enough, enough, enough.

My racquet string broke.

Oh, no.

Now, what do you suppose
The tab is on a place like this?

I'm going to take
This one, okay?

This is nice.

What does it matter?

Well, I mean, you know.

Look.

"Stop worrying,
Sabrina. It's on me.

Enjoy, angels. Love, charlie."

That's cute. All right.

You heard the man.

Thank you.

I have been consumed
By an irresistible need.

Oh, you want the double bed?

No. A new swimsuit.

I saw a terrific little
Shop off the lobby.

You want to go?

Yeah, I can fix
My racket string.

Hey, you want to go, bree?

No, I think I'll stay
Here and get some

Of this mountain air.

See you in a little while.

- we'll meet you at the pool.
- okay.

Professor wycinski?

Wycinski.

Uh, I'm sorry. Wycinski.

I've arranged for the
Television interview

To be in the lounge-lobby

A few minutes
Before the luncheon.

Oh, good, good.

Professor wycinski!

It is indeed a great honor, sir.

A great privilege to meet you
And be a part of your cause.

What, uh...

I'm sorry. I am
Babbling like a fool.

I am anton rabitch,

The polish-american
Freedom league.

We wired you in london, sir.

Oh, yes, yes.

I am glad you came.

My dear friend, they
Have taken over poland...

But there are thousands
Of polish-americans

Who do welcome you here,

And offer you
Love, and affection.

And protection.

Glad to have you
With us, rabitch.

Haller, fbi.

Officially, we're only here

To protect the
Assistant secretary

Yes, I know, I know.

We must not offend
The official pigs,

Who sit in our
Consulate in los angeles.

Protocol.

I understand, my friend.

So, therefore, I am here

Officially to help you

While you unofficially
Protect the professor.

Personally, I'm very grateful.

We'll be back in
About 20 minutes.

I'll be ready.

Uh, thank you again for coming.

Thank you.

It's an honor.

Hello. Hello.

I didn't even hum
"The polonaise."

Do you know "The polonaise"?

Oh, uh.

♪ la, la, la la, la, la ♪

♪ la, la, la, la,
La la, la, la... ♪

Do you like slivovitz?

Slivovitz?

He danced with
The warsaw ballet.

Oh.

He's the polish
High-jump champion.

Sh.

Ooh!

In a minute.

Come.

This is slivovitz.

Here.

Thank you.

nazdrowie.

nazdrowie.

It's made from plums.

Old polish proverb.

Never underestimate
The power of a plum.

New polish proverb. Yes.

Very new.

Well, now,

My beautiful young lady,

What is your name?

Sabrina duncan.

Sabrina duncan. Good.

And I am...

Oh, you don't have to tell me

Who you are, professor wycinski.

My friends call me peter.

My friends will
Never believe this.

Do you climb over
Porch railings often?

Not nearly often enough.

But today I feel very good.

You see, I am
Going to see my son

For the first
Time in four years.

Jon wycinski.

Age 36. Profession, lawyer.

Present home, san
Francisco. Right?

Yes.

Your wife was
Killed during the war.

So, you raised jon by yourself.

And when poland was taken
Over by the communists,

He came to this country,

But you stayed there to
Begin your "War of words."

You know a great deal about me.

I've read nearly
Everything you've written.

I know that you're here
For a press conference

With the assistant
Secretary of state.

That you're going to
Discuss a resolution

That you both drafted to
Present before the united nations.

And that the resolution
Is an attempt to stop

Communist influence in
The eastern bloc countries.

Such a pretty head, and
So full of information.

And a great deal of respect
For you and what you're doing.

Thank you.

Ah, haller and
Rabitch will be worried.

They are my watchdogs, you see.

Oh! My son is unmarried.

Considering my age and yours,

Perhaps I should
Introduce him to you.

Is he coming here?

Any minute.

Well, shall we meet right after
The luncheon with the secretary?

I would be honored.

Good.

This little time I've stolen
From you, I'm very grateful.

Well...

Ah.

What do you think?

Shirley babashoff,
Eat your heart out.

Backstroke, anyone?

Do you know what
I've been doing?

I've been in our room having
Slivovitz with guess who.

What's slivovitz?

Plum brandy.

Plum brandy?

Plum brandy.

Where did you come
Across this odd nectar?

It was given to me,

By professor peter wycinski.

Professor peter wycinski?

Wycinski. We toasted each other.

Wait.

Let me get this straight,
You and professor wycinski

Toasted each other together?

In our room.

- in our room?
- uh-huh.

He came over the porch railing.

Now, wait a minute, sabrina.

Let's go over this again.

Professor peter wycinski

Hurdled his sixty-year-old
Body onto our porch

And marched into our room
Bearing a bottle of plum brandy.

It sounds crazy.

Oh, no, it makes perfect sense.

Yeah, just last
Week roslyn carter

Leaped through my kitchen
Window with a quart of chili.

Well, if it isn't the old
Porch-jumper himself.

Something's wrong.

I'm sorry, miss, security.

I... It's all right I am a
Friend of the professor.

I'm sorry, miss. You're
Going to have to stand back.

Listen, my name
Is sabrina duncan.

My name is john haller, fbi.

Now, we just flew in from london
With the assistant secretary

And the professor.

We're very busy.

Now, if you don't stand back,

I'm going to put
You under arrest.

Why don't you go get
Into your tennis clothes?

I'll get mine and meet
You at the lounge.

I mean, that's what we
Came here for, fun, right?

Yeah, remember what
Charlie said about a vacation?

Enjoy!

I'm telling you, I talked
To him, in our room.

Okay, so you talked to
Him. He's got a short memory.

No, he doesn't. There's nothing
The matter with his memory.

His memory's just fine.

Sabrina.

I'm telling you,
Something is wrong.

Hey, sabrina, you know...

Mr. Haller,

Could you give this to
The professor for me.

Please tell him he
Left it in my room.

He was in your room?

As I told you, we're friends.

Well, I have only just
Now met the professor.

But I researched some
Of his personal habits.

It seems he privately enjoys
The company of young women.

Publicly, he has an image
To protect, of course.

You understand that.

So, perhaps it would be
Less embarrassing all around

If I returned the lighter?

If you like.

Apology accepted.

That girl, she's the
One wycinski visited.

Yeah, she's a
Celebrity worshipper.

I think she's been discouraged,

But just to make sure,

Entertain her till 1:00.

Pleasure.

And you should
Stay in the chalet.

Okay, so the professor
Has a few flaws.

He's still a world beater
Where it counts, right?

Thank you.

I'll sign for these, okay?

It's already been taken care of.

Look, I hate to come
On in bars, but, well,

This kind of scenery
Is rare around here.

May I?

Sure, go ahead.

I could use a
Little ego boosting.

Oh, sounds like somebody's
Been raining on her parade.

She just found out one of
Her idols has feet of clay.

Feet of clay, mind of gold.

All that action out there in
The lobby a little while ago.

Your idol part of that crew?

Who, uh, who were
Those people anyway?

The assistant
Secretary of state,

And professor peter
Wycinski, no less.

The assistant secretary
Of state and who?

Wycinski?

Wycinski.

There's a big political
Pow-wow in the banquet room.

How about that?

You, uh, you know one of them?

Well, we had a brief encounter.

Very brief.

You didn't know the
Professor was here?

No.

I'm not into politics much.

Oh.

What room are you in?

Eight.

Eight?

Eight's my lucky number.

Is it mine?

This place has no ambience.

Oh, got to have ambience.

Knew you'd feel that way.

See you later, kelly.

Oh. I left my
Bracelet on the table,

I'll be right back.

Eight is not your lucky number.

And he is not telling the truth.

He was watching wycinski.

Come on, sabrina.

This is getting out of hand.

I'm telling you, he's
Watching wycinski,

And he's watching me now.

Okay. What do you want me to do?

Find jill. Have her follow
Him when he leaves the room.

I've got to get into
The banquet room.

Meet me outside the
Suite in 15 minutes.

Thank you.

Okay. Bye.

Bye.

Ambience.

Needs... Champagne
And hot water.

Hot water?

I have a thing about showers.

Uh, well, the shower's in there.

Any special kind of champagne?

Mm,

Dom perignon, '55.

Room service?

Yeah, uh, I need some
Champagne in room eight.

Uh-huh.

Do you have dom perignon, '55?

Good.

Bring it up.

♪ la, la, la, la ♪

♪ la, la, la, la ♪

♪ la, la, la, la ♪

Where's jill?

Waiting for the peanut king

To come out of room
Eight like you asked.

- how'd you get out?
- very carefully. Now, listen.

Wycinski's son should
Be here any second.

I want you to find
Him, talk to him,

Tell him what's happened

Sabrina, I don't
Know what's happened

And neither do you.

Listen, I know that everything

Peter wycinski
Does or says in public

To the press, to the secretary,
It's all very important.

Now, if he's being threatened...

You can't be sure of that.

I know our friend in room
Eight was lying when he told us

He didn't know who wycinski was.

He was lying when he told us

That he didn't
Know if he was here.

And the look on that man's
Face when I waved at him.

That wasn't embarrassment.

He was frightened.

And I'm going to find out why.

You'll never get past
The security people,

Haller and rabitch.

You just find wycinski's son.

There's an employee locker
Room outside the kitchen.

Take him there and wait for me.

Boy, am I late!

Uh, excuse me,
Your name is, uh...

Mary.

Mary. That's right. Mary, uh...

Jeffers.

Mary jeffers and your
Mother's maiden name was...

Johnson.

Right! Susan johnson.

No. Evelyn johnson.

Evelyn johnson.

There's just no tripping
You up, is there, mary?

Big deal. I know my
Mother's first name.

Now, listen, mary, I've
Got one more question.

I want you to listen
To it very carefully.

Consider it before
You answer it,

Because it could mean
A great deal to you.

All right?

Now, do you have a relative

Who recently passed away

That you hadn't seen
In quite some time?

Well, I,

Had an aunt.

Yeah?

Her name was, uh,

It was margaret! Aunt
Margaret on my father's side.

Is that right?

Quite right.

Hey, um, why are you telling
Me all these things, huh?

Mary, county courthouse,
Probate division.

Judge phillips.

Your aunt margaret's
Will is due to be read

In half an hour.

- her will?
- that's right.

Now, if you leave right
Now you can just make it.

Oh, okay.

But my job... It's all right.

I've talked to your boss.

Everything's been taken care of.

You just go on and go.

Judge phillips, and,
Uh, good luck, mary.

Oh, yeah, hey, thanks.

It's phillips, right? Phillips.

Good luck.

It's about time.

What'd you do, stomp
The grapes yourself?

Hardly, sir.

$280?!

There's no charge

For the cheeses
And crackers, sir.

You got change for a twenty?

No, sir.

Good day.

Are you sure we're
In the right place?

Well, I think so.

Great outfit.

Okay, what happened?

I followed him from room eight.

It looks like he has
A friend in a chalet

On the other side of the hotel.

They're holding
Somebody in there, sabrina.

Could you tell who it was?

I couldn't because
Of the drapes.

But it looks like a
Man tied to a chair.

He wasn't moving.

Sabrina, I checked with
The desk, wycinski's son,

He's got reservations here

And the airlines
Sent his luggage,

But he hasn't shown.

Okay.

Okay, you've got to
Get into that chalet.

I don't know how
You're going to do it,

But you've got to do
It and get back to me.

Bree, you know you're
Putting yourself

In between a rock
And a hard place.

She's right. I mean,
Those fbi fellas

Aren't kidding around and
You've already been warned.

Okay. All right. Thank you.

Now let's just get
Going, I'll be all right.

I'm here to clean your room.

The room was
Cleaned this morning.

Oh, don't you want it
Clean this afternoon?

It doesn't have to be
Cleaned this afternoon.

Oh. Right.

I guess I'll come back

And clean it again
In the morning.

Miss?

Miss?

Jill.

Wycinski's son still
Hasn't checked in.

Well, our peanut
King just took a car

Around to the
Back of the chalet.

They're leaving?

Yeah, I guess so. Listen,
You better go get the car.

I'm going to take a
Closer look inside, okay?

- wait, jill. Be careful.
- all right.

They put him in the trunk and
He's been drugged. Let's go.

Oh, no! He spooked.

If we lose him, the
Man in the trunk's dead.

Come on!

Get the keys!

What do you want?!

Who?

Sabrina?

No one named sabrina works here.

Excuse me.

I know everyone works here.

I tell you... No
One named sabrina!

Absolutely not!

I'm sabrina.

Here she is!

Thank you very much.

Yeah?

sabrina? It's jill.

now listen to me very carefully.

Kelly and I'll be
Coming back up the hill.

And we've got news for you.

Professor wycinski is with us.

You've got wycinski with you.

Yeah. He was the one they
Were holding in the chalet.

now wait a minute. You've
Got wycinski with you,

And I got him here with me.

So, what we have is a double.

right.

A switch, a ringer.

And that would be the reason

That he didn't
Recognize me in the lobby.

It was because he had never
Seen me before in our room.

All right, the question is,
What's going on? What for?

Well, maybe it's what you
Told us about the professor.

What he says publicly
Is very heavy stuff.

So, if somebody
Wanted him misquoted.

Right.

They could do a hell
Of a lot of damage.

Sabrina, maybe you'd better
Get to that fbi man, haller.

Rabitch too. Make
Them listen to you.

Right.

We're on our way.

Ladies and gentlemen,

While we're adding an inch
Or so to our waistlines,

With those desserts

That we promised
Ourselves we wouldn't eat,

Let me take this opportunity

To welcome you here today on
This very momentous occasion.

In a time when the world
Strives desperately for peace,

We're blessed with the
Presence of two men

Who are its most
Formidable proponents.

Two men whose untiring devotion
To duty have set an example

For men of good will
Throughout the world.

What does she think she...

Ladies...

May I continue where I left off?

As I was saying...

You!

You!

If I may, let me continue.

I was about to say that...

Please...

Ladies and gentlemen...

Hold it, miss!

Would you like a glass of wine?

It was especially
Prepared for the secretary.

Come on, go ahead.
Don't be afraid of it.

- why should I be afraid
Of it?
- go ahead, just take a sip.

One sip and I'll tell you.

All right, haller. Okay, okay.

You really don't know
About this stuff, do you?

Sabrina!

Next week, one of these men
Will present a most historic...

Did you see? She
Did it on purpose.

She must be some
Kind of radical.

So my friends, what we
Believe must be spoken.

What we feel must be expressed.

What we cherish
Must be protected.

We are privileged here
Today because we welcome

To our country...

The "Professor" will
Say he's not going

To present their resolution
To the united nations.

The crowd will be shocked.

Then he'll keep explaining
His change of positions.

Until the assistant secretary
Will suffer a sudden confusion

And the resolution will
Never get to the united nations.

In a minute... Less,
Less than a minute.

Professor peter wycinski.

Ladies and gentlemen.

My country is not oppressed
By the communist regime.

It was raped by the
Communist conspiracy!

No, it was not a
Rape of the flesh,

But of the spirit of the mind.

Which, I can assure you, is
By far a more heinous crime.

If you take from a
Man his right of choice,

Of free choice in all
Things, yes, then you rape him.

For a man without choice
Is a man without dreams,

Without hopes,

Without ambitions.

You make from him,

Not a man at all.

I am here to declare
That it is my intention...

No, my promise,

To work tirelessly
With all my energy

To return the right of
Free choice to all men.

let me understand this,

the man they
Kidnapped on the road,

it wasn't wycinski's son?

No. That was rabitch... I
Mean, the real rabitch.

Wycinski's son just
Missed his plane.

He called his
Father, but of course,

That message got
Mixed up in the shuffle.

I see. And they needed
Rabitch's credentials

to get close to wycinski.

to set up the switch.

That's right, charlie.

And I talked to the
Man from the fbi, haller.

Very interesting,
They analyzed the wine.

Very special
Stuff they put in it.

Causes brain damage
And no trace in an autopsy.

well, I must say, for
A casual weekend,

quite an experience.

You don't know the
Half of it, charlie.

Wycinski's son?

Heaven.

By the way, charlie,
How was your weekend?

actually, I've been
Doing some swinging.

with my golf clubs.

Oh, excellent, charlie.
Exercise. Good score?

no score yet but
I'm giving it my, uh,

My very best shot.

You always do, charlie.

You always do.

Always.