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Operator, this is
Charlie Townsend.

I'd like
to place a call

to Los Angeles, California.

Townsend Detective Agency.

It looks delicious.

Operator, cancel that call.

I'll place it later.

And you can cook too?

Hello?

Good afternoon, Bos/e y.

Is our new Angel there?

Right here, Charlie,
and feeling like family already.

Lknewyou would.

Welcome aboard.

How's the weather in Hawaii, Charlie?
Perfect.

We're having
a smog alert.

Then you'd better all get
on a plane and come here.

Is it a case, Charlie?

You might say that.
I've been kidnapped.

Why did you kidnap
Charlie Townsend?

My husband is in jail,

and it is a very
dangerous place for him.

We have many enemies,
and they will try to kill him,

unless you break him out.

What if we don't get
your husband out of jail?

Then your Charlie
is a dead man.

You tell Lani

I appreciate what she's
trying to do for me.

I love her for it,

but I don't want
all this shooting

and people getting hurt.

There's already been
shooting, Billy.

Who?

Your sister.

Tell him to move
now, and fast.

Bring me Charlie Townsend.

Got you.

Oh, lady!

Okay, let's go.

Hey, there he goes!

And they got Billy.

I said I no longer
have Charlie.

Some of our
competitors have him,

and that is not my
problem, it is yours.

I want my husband
returned.

Now...

Or you are three
dead Angels.

The coroner's office called.

A man's body washed
up on the beach.

The wallet in his jacket

identified him
as Charlie Townsend.

Oh...

Is it your Charlie?

Well,
we don't know.

How can you
not know?

The man's in perfect condition...
considering.

It's Charlie's wallet.

Bosley gave it to him
last Christmas.

But you don't know
if the body's his?

No.

Uh... sorry.

You work for the man,
you don't know what he looks like?

How could we?
We've never seen him.

Never.

Muyi, there's a man waiting outside for me.
His name is Ned.

Ask him to come in
for a minute, would you?

Anything you say,
Mr. Hollis.

Leilani sent me to make certain
you don't misunderstand...

Think that she had
anything to do with this...

Ugly business.

I'm here to give you her word

that she has no
responsibility in this.

What's her word worth?

She's a professional gambler,
her word's as good as gold.

It has to be.

Ned'II know
if it's Charlie.

I don't like to look at
deceased people who are on ice.

No choice.

Well?

I know him.

But it ain't Charlie Townsend.

That guy's name
is Harold.

He does odd jobs for Blue.

How did he get
Charlie's wallet?

Harold was a thief.

You give him half a chance
at your purse right now,

and he'd still clean it out.

Oh...

No signs of violence.

Harold was also a drunk.

Probably fell off
a dock or something.

Excuse me,
I got to get out of here.

I was crazy in love
with her,

but her father...

her father was
a big time gambler.

My dad worked as a guard
at the Oahu State Prison,

tended bar nights.

Anyhow, she comes
home with her PhD.

I saw her at a party.

"What the hell," I tell myself.
You know, why not?

Sol... Walked up
to her and said,

"Leilani, you know what?
I think I'm in love with you."

She, uh, looks up at me...

there were tears in her eyes.

She leans up,

kisses me...

just like a little girl's
kiss, you know? Soft.

After that, all she had to do was
point her finger, and I'd jump.

Oh, she jumped too,
when I pointed.

But one thing
she won't do for me...

get out of this stinking
business we're in.

You know, I...

I think you've got the
makings of a book there.

Book? Hmm.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'd call it, uh...

"Two Hoods In Love In Hawaii."

No, I'm serious.

Come on, John.

Guys like me...

we don't write books.

Maybe you should.

Want another beer?

Yeah. Okay, thanks.

James Bond movies
are my favorite.

I mean, there's a guy who knows
how to live, you understand?

That's how I got into drinking
these shaken martinis here.

I'm really into them.

My own preference
runs to Mai-Tais.

Oh, the worst.

I can't drink that local garbage around
here with all those fruity colors,

the bananas and
the pineapples,

and the little umbrellas
stuck in the glass.

Bananas are for monkeys.
You know what I mean, huh?

I mean, how can you sit around and have a
Kansas City steak with some coconut juice?

I get the idea you don't care
much for the islands, Mr. Blue.

Great observation
there, Mr. Charlie.

You see, I miss the smog.

I like to see the air
I breathe, huh, Ace? Huh?

You're too much, Mr. Blue.

Well, why did
you come out here?

Well, once in a while, a guy in my
business gets a little heat occasionally.

You know what
I'm talking about?

So I had to leave Chicago.

This is the farthest I can get
and still be in the States.

Mmm. Thank you, sir.

You see,
I'm a real American.

Ace, take him down below and
put the chains back on him, huh.

Right.

Do you mind
if I finish my drink?

No.

Do you mind if he puts the
chains back on you, huh?

Ooh! I hate that!
I hate that. Not bad, Bree.

Well, thanks a lot.

The hula's great exercise.
Tightens you up here.

Mm-hmm. Could throw your sacroiliac out.
No, thank you.

That's if you
start out too fast.

This is fast?
Well, no, that's not fast.

If you start nice and slow...
This is slow.

Yeah, that's slow.
I know it's slow.

Do your figure eight.

This is my figure eight!
That's a figure eight?

This is my figure eight!
Oh, you let it go.

I'm letting it go.

Oin .
Keep g 9 I'm trying.

Uh, excuse me.

Isn't that dance illegal?

Joke all you want.
The hula's really great exercise.

Uh-huh. I'm just talking
about what else it is.

Oh.

It's 9:00.

Hello.

Good morning,
Sabrina.

Yeah, good morning, Charlie.

Are you all right?
You sound a little strange.

I'm fine.

I'm talking to you from a...

I'm not allowed
to explain,

but don't worry.

Sorry to put you
to all this trouble.

Oh...

That was Charlie?
Yeah.

Well, we know
he's still okay.

What we need now
is a line on Mr. Blue.

That means finding
Sammy Tellford,

- the one that Kona told us about.
- Yeah.

I called Don Ho.

When I mentioned Sammy's name,
he laughed for five minutes.

Seems like Sammy's sort
of the local island nut.

Well, he's all we've got.
Where do we find him?

Well, Don said
he's a crusader.

He finds something
that he's against

and then he goes
out and preaches.

Well, what's he preaching
against this week? Sunburn.

Oh...
Honest, it's sunburn.

Don said to try the beaches and,
uh, we'd probably find him there.

All the beaches?
In Hawaii? Mm-hmm.

I tell you what.
Why don't you check in every half hour?

I'll stay here.
Don said he'd call back

if he found out
anything else.

Come on, Kris.

There couldn't be more than a thousand
miles of beach on this island.

Good luck.
Yeah.

Yeah. Bye.
Bye, Bree.

Bye-bye.

Get them in the car.

Hold it!
Hold it!

Take it! Take it!

You all right?

Sure, don't I look all right?
Yeah, you look fine.

Hey, thanks for your help.
It's okay.

He's not one of us.
He belongs to Sako.

What were they
doing jumping you?

I don't know,
but we're going to find out.

Hey, you be careful, lady.

Hey. Pardon me, uh...
Kelly, is that her name?

Yeah.

Is she, uh, married
or anything?

Married and, uh,
five kids.

Move that for me,
will you?

I told you not to come here.

Yeah, well, that deal was off
when your people attacked us.

I had nothing to do
with that.

You deny those
were your people?

It was Ned's own idea.

He thought,
if we had one or two of you,

we could make an
exchange for my Billy.

Well, it wouldn't have
worked that way.

Of course,
but Ned is a little...

headstrong.

Then you'll see to it

that we don't get
any more visits from Ned.

Of course.
Thank you.

How is Billy?

Don't worry.

He's okay.

Hello?

Just checking in, Bree.

We've been halfway
around the island, no Sammy.

Well, listen, I've got two more possible
leads for you. Take this down...

Right.

Okay, I'll check you back
at the hotel. Bye.

So, anything?

Bree had a couple
of possibles.

We're running out of time,
so we'd better split up.

You take the car.
I'll grab a cab.

Check this one out and I'll see
you back at the hotel, okay?

Got it.

Taxi.

You're absolutely sure Sammy
Tellford is inside there?

Yes, ma'am.

And he won't come out
and talk to me?

Not till sundown.

But I can go in, right?

Yes, ma'am.

As long as I comply
with the sign?

That's it.

No exceptions.

Jill, where are you
when I need you?

Medical science has proved
beyond a reasonable doubt

that exposure to
the sun's rays

is a serious,
clear and present danger.

Now, you add to that the fact that
the repeated scorching of the skin

causes the skin
to lose its oils,

its elasticity,

its youth...

Don't take my word for it.

Ask your doctors.

Practice your nudism indoors,

away from the dangerous
rays of the sun.

Thank you for your time.

Young woman,
get out of the sun.

It is a danger to your health
and your complexion.

I'd be more than happy to.

I just need to talk to you
for a few minutes first.

Unless, of course, I could convince
you to come outside the fence,

and then we could both
put our clothes on.

As long as the brothers
and the sisters are here,

risking their hides
in the sun,

so will I risk mine.

Now what did you want
to talk to me about?

A man named Blue.

A leech without a single
redeeming human quality.

I've told him so to his face.

Next subject.

No, no, I need to know more.

What else can you
tell me about him?

He runs gambling operations.

Smuggling.
Vice.

He styles himself
a modern-day Al Capone.

He is both dangerous
and ridiculous.

Next subject.

Oh, pl... please.
One more thing.

Uh... If he had a prisoner,
where would he keep him?

That requires
no speculation at all.

Having been a psychiatrist in
another life... Did you know that?

No.

Oh, yes, yes. I had a practice
right here in Honolulu.

That's how I met Mr. Blue.

I treated him.

Mr. Blue? What for?

A dislocation anxiety.

He loathes
the good climate.

He despises
beauty and nature.

He hates pineapple.

What he misses is the cold,
harsh wind of Chicago.

Wait. Wait a minute.

You were going to tell me if Mr. Blue
had a prisoner where he would keep him.

Anything of real value,
he would keep on his yacht.

Okay, thank you.
I really appreciate this.

Thank you. Bye.

You may thank me if you will
run, not walk,

to some shelter
from these brutal sun rays.

If you doubt me,
ask your doctor,

or, better yet,
ask your dermatologist.

Well, fine.

What would you do
in my place?

The same thing.

I just wouldn't have thought it would
have been as funny if it had been me.

When the hilarity is over, I would appreciate
discussing what it is we're gonna do.

Okay, I am sorry that
I laughed at you, Kris,

and Kelly is sorry that she laughed.
I'm sorry.

Oh...

It's just that, of all the things we've
ever had to do, that is probably the worst.

Well, I think the
embarrassment was worth it.

Wait a minute.

Do you believe what Sammy
told you about Mr. Blue?

Well, Sammy's kind of a wacko.

I mean, the guy's nuts.
You know what I mean?

But I believe
what he told me about Blue.

If Blue has Charlie,
he's got him on the yacht.

Well, then all we have to do is
get the police and the Coast Guard.

They swarm all over the boat.

They get Charlie,
we give Billy back.

And then we do
a short term in jail

for busting Billy out
in the first place.

Oh, boy. That's right.

Besides, we can't even
prove Charlie's on the yacht.

We can't even really prove
he's been kidnapped.

We can't even
describe Charlie.

Well, we've ruled out
the police, the FBI,

the Coast Guard,
and the US. Navy.

Right.

Then I think we know who's
going to have to do it.

Yeah. Us.

Oh!

Ooh...

Sunburn.

That's awful.

Mr. Blue?

How can I know
anything about him?

I... I don't even
know any Mr. Blue.

No, no, of course not.

You wouldn't have any way of
knowing that type of person,

being such a reputable lawyer.

However...

if you did just happen to know
something about his boat...

Oh, you mean
the Blue Peregrine,

anchored just outside the territorial
limits, due east of Lanakai?

You wouldn't happen to have any pictures
of the boat? By coincidence, of course.

By coincidence,
I happen to have a photo right here.

Of course, photos of the interior,
stateroom, engine room...

for that, I need
a day or two.

Uh, six hours.

That's what I said,
six hours.

Uh-huh, I'd appreciate it.

I like your style,
Miss Duncan.

When this is all over,

I'd like you have dinner
with me one evening.

Oh, I don't think that'll
be possible, Mr. Hollis.

Why not?

I don't have dinner
with crooked lawyers.

Man, I feel like I should
have a bell around my neck.

Check again and make sure
we're not being followed.

Nobody.

Okay, let's go.

Gin.

How do you do it?

Oh...

Bosley?

Hi, Bosley.
How are you?

I am deeply in debt,
that's how I am.

If you don't arrange
this exchange soon,

I'm gonna owe Billy
here a year's salary.

Bosley, it got kind
of complicated.

You see, uh... Mrs. Sake

lost Charlie.

Lost Charlie?

Somebody took him from her.

Blue?

Yeah.

I knew it.

Oh, man. Lani must be
climbing the walls.

John, she doesn't
like to lose anything,

but to Blue?

Shhh.
You people got trouble.

You know, there are some
things Lani would stop at.

Not Blue.

But then, maybe you
don't have trouble.

He'd swap Charlie
for me in a second.

What would he want you for?

Swimming lessons with a sack
of cement tied to my ankles.

With me out of the way,
he can make a hard move on Lani.

Did you hear from Blue?

Yeah.

He's got Charlie all right.

Look,
if you got to do it, do it.

He's your boss, right?

I understand.

Do what, Mr. Sake?

Swap me.
Turn me over to Blue.

Hey...

I'm in a tough racket.

I know how it goes.

I don't blame you.

You really think that we'd turn you over
to Blue, knowing that he'd kill you?

You mean you wouldn't?

Of course not.

On the other hand,
it would cancel my gambling debt.

You're good people,
you know that?

I mean, I would understand
if you turned me over,

but that don't mean
I'm gonna like it.

Well, there it is.

Charlie's
out there?

It's a long way out,
and they're probably armed to the teeth.

Hey, you know what?
We could get killed trying this.

Well...

if we do...

I have only one wish.

Yeah, that,
before we die...

we all get
to see Charlie.

Hey, you're
under arrest.

What are you doing?

I'm supposed
to be following you.

I want to talk
to your boss.

Me, nobody else.

Mr. Blue?

You working for
somebody else?

Yeah. Okay...

Yeah, yeah?

Your wife know you
read junk like that?

Can I take this off?

Sure.

Ooh. Ooh, ow.

Oh, hi.
It's me.

Did you have any trouble
getting him into the hotel?

No, we brought him up
the service elevator.

Good, I've got the
pictures of Blue's boat.

Great.
Great.

Okay, it's got a terrific
engine, very fast.

Only reasonable
for smugglers.

Yeah, there's a lot
of bullet-proof glass.

Kris...

that's the entrance
to the engine room.

Right.

Now, it's got a crew
of three or four,

and probably
the two hoods

we've grown
to know and love.

Well, it's sticky,
but I don't know what choice we have.

Billy...

you know we can't
make you do this.

Ain't no big thing.

I'm going back
to jail anyway.

If there's a chance
I can take Blue with me,

I'm all for it.

Okay, it'd better be for me.

Hello?

Yeah, Sabrina, Mr. Blue here.
I got your message.

What does it mean,
"Talk to me and nobody else?"

Well, as I see it, you've got my
employer, Charlie Townsend,

and no matter
how I put it together,

I don't see him coming
out of this alive.

Yeah, well, listen.
Hold on a minute here.

I give you my word.
I swore.

You give me Billy Sako,
and I'm gonna give you your boss.

What if I just gave you Billy?

That's, uh...
very interesting.

And it's not so complicated.

And you're going to do this
out of friendship, right? Huh?

I mean, out of the...

out of the goodness
of your beautiful heart?

I see it as trading
one employer for another.

One that pays better.

Hey, yeah, that's
for sure, huh?

What about the, uh...
the others?

Oh! They're all over town trying to
come up with a plan to stick it to you.

You see, I don't think they're
gonna be able to do that,

and that's another reason
for changing bosses.

Yeah, well,
it can work out, huh?

I'll tell you what,
I'm on my boat over here on the, uh...

What island is this here?

Lanakai.

Lanakai.

I'll, uh... I'll, uh, send
somebody over to pick you up.

No, it's safer if
I come myself.

Three hours.

How was I?

Great.

Terrific.

I was starting
to believe you myself.

Had me worried.

Bos?

I get seasick.

Oh, Bosley.

I do.

I'm coming in, Charlie.

I hope you're still there.

Unlikely I'd be anywhere else,
considering the irons.

Oh, I'm sorry. You see, I like to
keep a closed fist on my valuables.

My last kidnapping
was a lot more civilized.

Well, listen, Charlie.

You can't win them all.
You know what I'm talking about?

Don't worry.
This is all gonna be over soon.

One of your little
Angels is coming over.

To negotiate?

No. To sell you out.

I hope the price
is wrong.

Mr. Blue.

Yeah?

We got a speedboat
in sight.

Hey, hang loose
in there.

I'll let you know
how it turns out.

She's right on time.

Hey, how about slowing down?
I'm getting seasick myself.

We're almost there.

Just get under that thing
and keep your mouth shut.

Oh, fine...
we've signed on with Captain Bligh.

What, are you tired?

Go to the bridge.
Check the radar.

See if there are
any other boats coming.

What's that crazy
broad doing?

Okay, now!

Get out of my way.

Go downstairs.
Give her a hand, will you?

Go ahead, move it.
You too, fatso. Move it.

As soon as she gets up here,
you go downstairs,

and check under
the whatcha-ma-call-it.

The whatcha-ma-call-it?
Yeah, under the cover.

Whoo! I'm sorry.
That's all right.

And make sure there's no
one else on this boat.

There's nobody
on this boat.

Yeah?
Yeah.

And turn it loose.
Turn it loose?

That's right. Turn it loose.
You heard me.

Cut the thing loose.

Just in case you want to leave
before you're supposed to,

you're gonna have
to swim back to shore.

I don't swim. You don't even
know how to drive this boat here.

You almost ran into us.

You almost hit us
with that boat.

I know. I'm sorry.
It's the speed that makes me crazy.

I can't help it.
It makes me crazy and sexy.

I'm sorry.
Yeah?

Sorry.
What are you looking at?

Want to go inside?
Mm-hmm.

So tell me, beautiful lady, what is it
exactly you think you can do for me?

Well, Mr. Blue,
the possibilities are so limitless,

you'll have to give me some
time to think about that.

You, uh...
You want me to get rid of him?

I think we should
discuss business first.

How much for BMW Sake?

Hundred-thousand big ones.

Mmm?
Mmm.

And continued employment.

We have him hidden
in a shack at Kaiana Point.

You sure if I send
someone over there,

he's going to be there, huh?
I'm sure.

And you're gonna wait
right here until we do?

Why, Mr. Blue...

That's what I thought you meant
by "continued employment."

Hey, Duce,
go make some phone calls

and get somebody
over there, huh?

No, no, no. Not here.

Down below.

You have beautiful ears.
You know that?

Hi.

What are you doing here?

Just swimming by.

Come on.

Just swimming by?

Mr. Blue
know you're here?

Does Mr. Blue have
to know everything?

No, he doesn't have to...
Yam!

Go, Billy, go.

Get in there.
It's a raid.

What?

I said go on, get out of here.
It's a raid.

Yes, ma'am.
Whatever you say.

Don't you knock?
You got no manners?

Didn't you hear that alarm?

What alarm?

Mr. Blue, I think
we're sinking.

If we're sinking,
you're sinking.

Come on, we'll go up
to the bridge.

Stay there.

What happened to you?

I don't know.

Get up.

Open this door.

Do you hear me?
Open this door!

Hey. We're moving.
We're heading for shore!

Give me your gun.

But, Mr. Blue...

Give me your gun!
Mr. Blue!

I'm telling you,
Stop the boat!

You hear me?

Stop it!

What is this?
Well, you wanted them made bullet-proof.

Take this gun down
below, quickly.

Move it, and turn off
those engines.

Open up in there.
I'm not kidding.

Turn this boat back.

Charlie?

Charlie?

Charlie?

Sabrina?

Charlie, is that you?

Hello, Angel.

You okay? Yes, I'm fine.
A little cramped, that's all.

It's sure good
to hear your voice.

Oh, Charlie.
I'm glad to hear your voice.

What are you both
standing around for?

You're supposed to be
opening the hatch door.

It's locked.
Somebody's down there.

Hey, look,
we're moving in.

We're inside
the legal limit.

They can make us
on a kidnapping.

Charlie Townsend.

What are we going to do?

We're gonna kill him
and dump him over the side.

This isn't gonna work,
Charlie.

I'm gonna have to try
to find something else.

Maybe this'll
help you?

You got big ears.

Get rid of her.
Charlie!

Charlie!

Stand by.

We're coming aboard.

It's the Coast Guard.

Get inside.
Get rid of your gun.

What are you doing on the floor?

Forget about her.

Go! Take that gun!

Anything wrong,
Lieutenant?

We have information indicating
there's a fugitive on board this ship.

A fugitive?
That's ridiculous.

I surrender.
Don't shoot.

Don't shoot.
Thanks, Mr. Blue.

Hey, what is this?

I appreciate all you did for me.
It was a good try, brother.

Hey, wait a minute. Hey, this is a set-up.
The girls set me up.

Girls?

Yeah, the Angels.

Angels don't
do things like that.

Bree?

Where's Charlie?

He's swimming to shore.

The Coast Guard's here. Kris is
hiding up front. Come on. Let's go.

Well, if he
can do it, we can do it.

Bosley, what is that step?
What is this?

It's called
"The Pineapple."

I will never have another
Mai-Tai as long as I live.

I Will.

Hello, Charlie!

Hello, Boss/ex
Angels.

Did you enjoy the luau?

Only thing missing
was you, Charlie.

I'm sorry,
but I had to hurry back to my boat

to try an experiment.

Is that what we hear in the
background, Charlie?

Yes.

I'm having a martini
shaken for me.

Mr. Blue recommended
it highly.

He's in jail, incidentally.

In addition to Billy,
the Coast Guard found

a few thousand pounds of contraband
coffee, worth a fortune.

He'll get about five years.

What about Billy and Leilani?

I am happy to report that they are
getting out of the crime business.

Well... my martini is ready.

Aloha, Angels!

Aloha, Charlie.

Listen... Are we ever
gonna get to see Charlie?

Oh, yeah, you did.
He was right there at the luau.

What?
What are you talking about?

Of course.
Who do you think took the movies?

- Oh, Bosley...
- Bosley!

We're supposed
to be detectives?

Hey, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

Hold it. Hold it!
Hold it!

Watch the movie.