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Who are you?
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I'm your daughter!
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That's impossible.
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And yet, here I am.
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I never met you before.
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Well, I guess that's what happens,
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when you abandon your child
before she's even born.
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- Did not.
- Did too.
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- Did not!
- Did too!
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Did...
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Okay.
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Look, you can't be my daughter
because angels can't procreate.
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Amenadiel did.
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Not helping, Daniel!
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Lucifer, look me in the eyes
and tell me.
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Tell me I'm not your daughter.
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Look, it's not a paternity test.
Get you to holster these wings of death?
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Thank you.
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Now...
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Can I get you a drink or a Xanax, maybe?
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No? Fine, fine.
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I don't believe this.
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I'm sorry, but you can't be.
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Well, I am!
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Look, I'm sorry, that your father
abandoned you, truly.
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I know how painful that is.
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But I promise you,
you are not my daughter.
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Uhh.
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You know what?
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I'm actually glad you abandoned me.
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Wouldn't want you to be my dad anyway.
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Who was that?
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And how is it possible
there's an angel I've never met?
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I don't know, but you're welcome.
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You're welcome?
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Yeah.
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Beam me up.
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Oh, Daniel.
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You know that I want to help you,
but we've been through this before.
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That's not how it works.
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Yeah, I know.
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I know it's all about my own guilt,
but I figured it out, man.
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You see, I was feeling guilty,
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for betraying you to Michael,
but I just saved your life.
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So, even-Steven.
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Huh? Up we go!
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Come on.
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Why am I still here?
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Well you must feel guilty
about something else.
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Or maybe you actually have no idea
how any of this works.
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As former ruler of hell,
and soon to be ruler of the full monty,
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I believe I'm the only one who knows
how any of this works.
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Really?
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Well, you had no idea that you were able
to bring me up to earth,
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and yet here I am, in the flesh.
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Kind of.
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Of course I knew that.
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I just didn't think it was for the best.
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So you did know?
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And yet you still left me
in ping pong purgatory,
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to return belios's pathetic backhand
for thousands of years?
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Exactly.
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Wow.
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You know what, man?
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You have no idea what's right for me.
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You stay away from me.
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Daniel.
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I can't get you out of my head
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can't get you out of my head
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I got it buried in
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-Chloe.
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So, since we went to hell,
I've been thinking a lot about heaven,
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like, all night.
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And since you're finally
ready to become god,
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and I will be your partner up there,
I have a few questions.
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- Do you have a second?
- Well, I was just on my way...
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Okay, so, uh, number one.
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Time goes much faster in hell
than it does on earth.
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So, is it the same in heaven?
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I mean, say, I'm up there for a year.
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How long am I gone on earth,
for, like, a minute?
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And then number two.
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If that is the case,
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would trix even notice
if I'm gone for the day?
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Because I've just been so nervous
to talk to her about this, you know,
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the heaven, of all of it.
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- Well...
- And then, speaking of teleportation...
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- We were speaking of teleportation?
- Are you even going to have time?
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To fly me up and down, every time?
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Or are you just gonna, what,
blink your eyes and...
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Beam me up whenever you want to?
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Why does everyone think
beaming up is a thing?
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Look, everything is going to be fine.
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Like I keep saying,
when I'm god, I will figure things out.
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Okay?
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Okay. I'm sorry. I just,
you know, I have no idea what to expect.
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As you know,
when I get nervous, I investigate.
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Oh, I know you do, detective.
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But there's nothing to be scared about.
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I promise I will be right there
beside you.
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Okay.
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I can't believe
this is finally happening.
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What's wrong?
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I just need to take care
of a little misunderstanding.
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What happened?
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Is it Dan? Did you find him?
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No. Daniel, is...
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He's fine. Um, now,
this is something else,
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which will be cleared up in no time,
and then we will be off to heaven,
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and we will figure things out, together.
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Okay?
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Okay.
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Brother!
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Why haven't you answered my calls?
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There has been
a catastrophic miscarriage of justice.
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Is this another excuse
to put off being god?
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No, no. This is about some rando angel,
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flying around, accusing me
of being her father.
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An angel that we don't know about?
Describe her.
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I don't know.
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Early 20s, resting mean face,
loves blaming others,
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combative, rebellious, insists
that I abandoned her.
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Hmm, sounds like someone I know.
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- Maybe she is your daughter, luci.
- Ha-ha!
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Do I need to remind you
that angels cannot produce offspring?
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And need I remind you of your nephew?
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Uh, well, that's different.
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You subconsciously wanted
to get closer to humanity,
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so you lost your powers and made a baby.
A human baby!
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This girl is an angel!
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And I may do a lot of sinful things,
but incest is not on the list.
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Well, you have certainly slept
with plenty of humans, so...
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Wait a minute.
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If you made an angel child
with one of them, then...
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Then perhaps there is still a chance
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that Charlie could grow
to be an angel as well.
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Maybe his wings will pop out at puberty!
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Oh, yes. The three signs of puberty,
acne, pubes and wings.
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Can we focus on my problem, please?
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Yes, yes, yes. Okay. Well...
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Charlie appears to be growing
at normal human rate.
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So, I think we could assume
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that your half-human baby
will do the same.
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So, the only way that you could
be this girl's father is
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if you were on earth,
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around 20 years ago
when she was conceived.
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And had sex with a woman.
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I just assume that every time you are
on earth, you had sex with a woman?
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Not always a woman, brother.
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True. True.
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But were you on earth in the late '90s?
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Of course not.
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Who wants to visit the '90s?
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Frosted tips. Dial-up. Creed!
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Oh, hang on.
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Hang on. I did pop up
to celebrate the end of the '90s.
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Falcons, broncos,
super bowl, '99, Miami.
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Epic party, lots of bodies,
very few clothes.
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It's starting to sound
like congratulations are in order.
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Keep the champagne corked, brother.
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She is not my daughter!
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Rum de de dum da dum dum dum da de da
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love how you vibe on it
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rum de de dum da dum dum dum da de da
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like a song on repeat
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hey, daddy.
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Now that's where you're mistaken,
buddy boy.
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I am here to prove that I...
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Am nobody's daddy.
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My head is in the clouds,
that's where I stay, yeah
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I'm never coming down,
this is my place, yeah
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no, you can't touch me now,
from outer space, yeah
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I'm never slowing down...
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Wait, so nobody can see me.
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Hey.
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What's up, everybody?
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So, no one can hear me?
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Can you hear me?
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Vvhoo.vvhoo.vvhoo!
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This really sucks.
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Ella. Yes! If any human
can see me, you can.
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You're the most spiritual person
I know. Yes!
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Ella!
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It's me.
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It's Dan.
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Can you hear me?
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Ella!
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Can you hear me?
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Ella!
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Dan?
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Is that you?
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Wait, can you smell me?
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What...
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You recognize my axe bodywash?
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Is that what it is? This is great!
This is great! I'm right here! Look...
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Smell that, come on.
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Not only does this report say that
you are just a regular old bullfrog,
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with zero traces of the supernatural,
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you are also stinking up my lab!
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Dan!
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Thanks for the false hope, buddy.
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And just so you know,
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she only named you Dan
because she misses me.
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Can you see me?
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Hey.
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I feel it too, little guy.
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My sixth sense, off the charts.
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It's like an m. Night shyamalan movie
up in here!
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I don't know what's going on.
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But I'm going to figure it out.
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It's me.
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Ella, it's me! That's what you're
sensing, I'm right here.
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Ella, come on, please!
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But first, you, my slimy friend,
are in serious need of a spa-day.
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Whoo.
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Ella...
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- Linda?
- Yes, hello.
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Linda.
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Hi!
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Hey, has Lucifer stopped by?
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Um, I haven't seen him.
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Is everything okay?
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Oh, um...
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I'm sure it's fine.
He just had to run a little errand
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before we start our new job in heaven.
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And you're worried he's
putting it off again?
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No, but it's a little weird,
he hasn't returned my texts or calls.
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I mean, I'm nervous about the god thing,
so maybe he is too. He's probably just
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off somewhere, trying to
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deal with that... it's just that,
he hasn't done this since...
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February 2nd, 2017.
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- Mm-hmm.
- When he disappeared to Vegas,
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and married candy morningstar.
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Mm-hmm.
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I mean, but what are the chances
he would run off to Vegas
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and marry a stripper twice?
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Okay. But maybe,
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maybe what you're really worried about
is maintaining your hard-fought level of
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communication and trust.
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Yeah. I mean, our relationship,
our partnership has come so far,
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I just... I just don't know why he
wouldn'tjust tell me what he's up to.
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Now you're both past the point
of guessing games,
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why don't you ask him?
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Right. Yes, like, um, I'll just find...
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Find out where he is, and yeah,
I'll just ask him.
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There is, um, this app, um,
sort of, just tells me where he is.
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He is where?
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So, I just sent you the info you wanted,
you've gotta tell me what this is about.
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Call it a finder's fee.
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A young lady playing,
pin the tail on the daddy,
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picked me as the ass.
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Well, good thing you're shooting blanks,
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or you would have what, 10,000
Lucifer jrs. Running around?
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00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:19,299
Ten thousand seems a tad superfluous.
256
00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:21,360
Well, you did come down here
for one night in the '903
257
00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:23,928
and managed to orgy it up
with 36 people.
258
00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:28,308
It was y2k! People were getting jiggy
with it, left, right and center.
259
00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:30,518
Anyway, did you manage
to locate the women
260
00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:32,645
who gave birth to daughters
nine months later?
261
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:35,273
Yeah, addresses for the four women
are in your inbox.
262
00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:37,692
Numero uno is the only one
still in Miami,
263
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:41,029
a dance teacher,
Ana Christina Perez del rio.
264
00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:42,113
Excellent.
265
00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:44,675
All I have to do is verify
that none of those women's daughters
266
00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:46,260
was the girl that showed up
at the penthouse,
267
00:13:46,284 --> 00:13:47,618
then it'll be clear.
268
00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:49,579
There's no way that kid is mine.
269
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,515
Can't wait to watch the re-run
on Jerry springer?
270
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:52,457
Very funny.
271
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,292
Greatjob!
272
00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:56,753
Work it. Work it.
273
00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:01,674
More hips, move those hips. Come on.
274
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:04,719
Nice job. Yes!
275
00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:06,179
Lucifer?
276
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,348
Never thought I'd see you again.
277
00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:10,183
You haven't changed a bit.
278
00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:13,853
Last time I saw you, you're
a Denver bronco's cheerleader.
279
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:17,815
Yes.
280
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:18,899
We need to talk.
281
00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:21,861
Do have a bit of salsa, on my chips.
282
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:26,824
I have missed yourjokes.
Mm! And a lot of other things too.
283
00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:28,034
I'm sure you have.
284
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,371
People change, except you, apparently.
285
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:35,917
Well, I certainly hope I'm the
same childless man I was back in '99.
286
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:39,879
Don't lie. Is it good genes or Botox?
287
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:40,962
Immortality.
288
00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:42,548
You should check out our next class.
289
00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:45,343
I'm here on business and not pleasure.
290
00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:47,887
Is this your daughter?
291
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,138
Kind of hard to tell.
292
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,849
How about now?
293
00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:52,933
What are you playing at?
294
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:56,687
Well, I'm trying to prove that
your daughter isn't also my daughter.
295
00:14:56,771 --> 00:15:00,149
So, if you wouldn't mind showing me
a photograph or a picture...
296
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:04,028
No need to worry Lucifer, I always
triple-checked my iud before an orgy.
297
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:07,657
Lovely, I'm sure you did.
Irrespective of that, a picture?
298
00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:09,367
Oh, a tattoo.
299
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:11,911
Thank me.
300
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:12,994
I'm not the dad.
301
00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:14,664
One down, three to disprove.
302
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:15,832
I'm not the father.
303
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,359
She looks refreshingly unfamiliar.
304
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,211
Thank me, I'm not the dad.
305
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:22,672
I mean, yeah. You, a father?
306
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,048
That'd be disastrous.
307
00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:25,258
I beg your pardon?
308
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:26,843
You're not the sticking around type.
309
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,094
No offense.
310
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:30,805
Offense taken.
311
00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:32,807
I'd be a great father,
thank you very much.
312
00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:35,143
In fact,
I'm about to be world's best dad
313
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:36,561
to seven billion people, so...
314
00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:39,063
Mm, well.
315
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:44,152
If you wanna be a dad so bad,
maybe there's still time.
316
00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:46,404
My divorce just finalized
317
00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:49,699
and I'm ready to party like it's 1999.
318
00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:52,577
I'm sorry, but I'm not that
same male slut
319
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:55,830
that you had sex with
many, many times that night.
320
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,290
I do stick around these days.
321
00:15:57,373 --> 00:16:00,501
Elisa, what are you doing?
I told you I've evolved.
322
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:02,628
Lucifer!
323
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,548
You haven't changed at all.
324
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:09,969
Chloe!
325
00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:11,947
I can't believe you were halfway
across the country
326
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,264
and you didn't even tell me.
327
00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:15,784
I mean, everything between us,
I thought you were better than this.
328
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,161
- Better than what?
- Than running off again.
329
00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:18,185
Would you marry her, too?
330
00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:20,947
I'm just here to prove she's not
the mother of my illegitimate child.
331
00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:22,273
Child?
332
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:23,649
What child?
333
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,778
Look, a young lady broke
into my penthouse
334
00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:31,115
acting like the devil's spawn
and claiming to be one to boot.
335
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,035
- But angels can't...
- Exactly.
336
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,387
- Exceptamenadiel because...
- Right.
337
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,079
So, what, the woman who came to see you?
338
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,748
Is deeply confused, precisely.
339
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,165
We're all good now, right?
340
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:44,879
No, we're not all good.
341
00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:48,424
All this talk, about being partners,
why would you keep this from me?
342
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,009
I didn't see the need to upset you.
343
00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:55,848
Well, your super strength
is suggesting otherwise.
344
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,978
Look, I am sorry.
345
00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:02,522
I should have told you.
346
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:06,734
Just promise me.
347
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,486
No more secrets, okay?
348
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:10,905
Absolutely. I promise.
349
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:14,534
Good news is there's only one woman
left on the list. So...
350
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:16,160
What list?
351
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:23,626
Lucifer, you still here?
352
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:28,506
Oh, no. This is giving me, like,
generic demon bounty hunter vibes.
353
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:29,715
I want to feel special.
354
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:32,843
Oh, maze!
355
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:34,762
Thank god.
356
00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:38,724
I have been looking
for someone to talk to all day.
357
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:42,353
I mean, iwent to visit Ella.
Of course, she couldn't see me.
358
00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:44,772
But, I mean, you could see me,
right, maze?
359
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:45,940
Maze?
360
00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:47,858
Maze?
361
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,278
I don't get it.
362
00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:51,445
I don't get it.
363
00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:54,073
Dan, the stupid frog can see me,
but you can't?
364
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:57,577
Can somebody please,
please, just tell me the rules?
365
00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:58,828
Mm-mm.
366
00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:01,205
No, way less peg on the ankle, Milan.
367
00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:02,540
I don't want to look like Dan.
368
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:05,251
Oh, yes.
That would be a tragedy.
369
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:08,087
Poor guy.
His pants were always so tight.
370
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:10,590
That's all you have to say? Huh?
371
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:15,052
The first time anyone said anything
about me since I got back,
372
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:19,765
except to name a stupid frog after me,
is to take a dump on my fashion sense?
373
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:20,850
Well, you know what?
374
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,811
I am glad you can't see me!
375
00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:25,271
And another thing.
376
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:30,693
Everybody knows that la
is way too hot for leather.
377
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:36,615
Mazel tov.
378
00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:38,868
Mazel tov!
379
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,996
I haven't been to a bris
since little baby Sigmund's.
380
00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:43,039
Really?
381
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,999
Yes, the mohel made a freudian snip.
382
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,253
So, maze said the last person
on the list works here?
383
00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:51,589
Mm. Esther barnum.
384
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,008
And there she is.
385
00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:56,719
Well, a rabbi.
386
00:18:56,802 --> 00:19:00,056
I can see why you two
would have a special connection.
387
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,060
No.
388
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:07,855
Our special connection lasted
about fifteen very shallow minutes.
389
00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:09,649
I doubt I even made an impression.
390
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:10,732
Lucifer?
391
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:22,953
I have waited 22 years to tell you
how much you changed my life.
392
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:25,414
For the worse?
393
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:29,210
You left a Mark on my soul.
394
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:33,047
You're the reason I became a rabbi.
395
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,966
Oh, because I brought out
her deepest desires.
396
00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:37,593
But, it could have happened to anyone.
397
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,221
Yes, it's lovely to see
you again, Esther.
398
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:44,350
Um, if you wouldn't mind showing us
a photograph of your daughter...
399
00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:46,602
Not in a creepy way.
400
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:47,770
Then we'll be off.
401
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:48,854
Is this about Mira?
402
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:50,814
Mira?
403
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,496
Have you heard from her?
Did you find her?
404
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,860
Um, did something happen to her?
405
00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:57,446
She ran away.
406
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,530
Five years ago.
407
00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:00,700
I even hired a private detective.
408
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:03,911
This is one of the last pictures
I have of her.
409
00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:05,955
Oh, well, that settles it.
410
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,332
I'll take "I am not the father"
for 200, please, Alex.
411
00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:09,959
You barely even looked at the photo.
412
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:10,918
I don't need to,
413
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:13,438
because the girl in my penthouse
had pink streaks in her hair,
414
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:14,922
heavy eyeliner, angry eyebrows.
415
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,090
That sounds like Mira.
416
00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:17,383
Itdoes?
417
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:19,093
She was always a troubled girl.
418
00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:20,386
Upset a lot.
419
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:21,989
And she always wanted to dye her hair.
420
00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:25,224
Why did Mira run away?
421
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,060
She was looking for her father.
422
00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:30,146
And you named me as the unlucky chap.
423
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:34,525
To be honest,
I don't know who her dad is.
424
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,319
I was a different person back then.
425
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:39,029
Mm. Me too.
426
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:42,241
I tried to be enough for Mira, but...
427
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,285
She wanted answers.
428
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,538
Missing a child?
429
00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:51,083
It's like missing a part of yourself
that can never be replaced.
430
00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:57,256
Well, as a mother myself, I can't
imagine what you're going through.
431
00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:00,009
We will help you find your daughter.
432
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,347
Oh, absolutely.
433
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:07,266
Uh, your daughter,
434
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:10,352
who definitely,
definitely isn't my daughter.
435
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:31,706
Amenadiel.
436
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,127
You're an angel. You can see me, right?
437
00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:41,217
Amenadiel, please. Come on, man.
I just want my friends back.
438
00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:43,092
Amenadiel.
439
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:49,808
This sucks!
440
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:53,812
Dan?
441
00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:57,775
Dan, is that you?
442
00:21:57,858 --> 00:22:00,361
Wait, you... you can see me?
443
00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:01,963
Wait, wait, wait.
Did Lucifer bring you up here?
444
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:04,865
No, no, no, no.
Some crazy psycho punk rock angel did.
445
00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:06,242
Oh, I heard about her.
446
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:07,952
Yeah, man, shejust left me here.
447
00:22:08,035 --> 00:22:10,222
She left me here without explaining
any of the stupid rules.
448
00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:11,473
Well, what have you been doing, man?
449
00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:12,933
I mean, have you...
Have you seen Trixie?
450
00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:13,957
- Uh..
- Chloe?
451
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,210
No, no, no, no, man.
452
00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:18,546
You know, I kind of wanted to figure out
453
00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:21,340
what being a ghost really,
really meant first.
454
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:22,675
You know?
455
00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:24,736
I mean, I didn't want to give Trixie
456
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:27,080
a coronary popping out
of the bathroom mirror or something.
457
00:22:29,807 --> 00:22:31,284
Were you just studying police procedure?
458
00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:33,394
Yeah.
459
00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:37,147
Yeah, man, I made it into the academy,
thanks to you.
460
00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:39,567
- What?
- Yeah, it meant a lot to me.
461
00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:41,235
You submitted my application.
462
00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:44,405
That's great, man. It's great.
463
00:22:47,575 --> 00:22:48,784
Hey, I'm so...
464
00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:51,954
I'm so sorry about
getting upset with you before.
465
00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:54,307
You know, I've been feeling so bad
466
00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:56,458
about the fight that we had
right before you...
467
00:22:59,253 --> 00:23:00,462
Died?
468
00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:02,172
Yeah.
469
00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:04,008
Yeah.
470
00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:05,759
I've been feeling bad
about that too, man.
471
00:23:05,843 --> 00:23:06,945
That's why I didn't come visit.
472
00:23:06,969 --> 00:23:08,888
Yeah. You don't have to explain.
473
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,557
Really. It's okay.
474
00:23:13,601 --> 00:23:14,602
I love you, man.
475
00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:20,858
Right! You're a soul without a body.
476
00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:23,319
Yep. And I guess only angels can see me.
477
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,528
What's up, Dan?
478
00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:29,241
Wait. What?
479
00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:31,160
What? You can actually see me now?
480
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:33,996
Yeah, I could see you all along.
Duh, it's me!
481
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:38,407
Dammit, maze! I might have figured this
out early if you hadn't screwed with me.
482
00:23:38,459 --> 00:23:40,586
Demon love. It's so confusing.
483
00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:42,338
Yeah. You should know.
484
00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:46,300
Oh, man, I'm just so happy
I can actually talk to you guys.
485
00:23:46,383 --> 00:23:48,278
I don't know why Lucifer
didn't bring you back, man,
486
00:23:48,302 --> 00:23:50,137
but it's... it's great to see you, Dan.
487
00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:52,598
Yeah, we really missed you, bro.
488
00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:55,059
Oh, man.
489
00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:57,353
I missed you guys, too.
490
00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:03,067
Shit. Yeah.
491
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,995
Thank you for flying Lucifer ainnays.
492
00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:17,498
Please ensure your table
is in the upright position.
493
00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:18,832
I know mine is.
494
00:24:20,918 --> 00:24:21,961
Hey, Lucifer.
495
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:25,798
Um, have you flown anyone else before?
496
00:24:26,757 --> 00:24:27,967
Only maze.
497
00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:30,094
Oh, and amenadiel once.
498
00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:31,279
He killed a goose with his face.
499
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:33,097
Fabio style.
It was the highlight of my day.
500
00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:36,934
Oh, if it's any consolation,
501
00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:39,186
it's much more romantic
with you in my arms.
502
00:24:40,062 --> 00:24:41,981
Yeah, it's just I've been thinking...
503
00:24:42,064 --> 00:24:43,744
What? About other things
we can try midair?
504
00:24:43,774 --> 00:24:44,900
Yes, me too.
505
00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:46,610
No, no. About...
506
00:24:46,694 --> 00:24:49,694
How you've been keeping all this from me
because you don't want to upset me.
507
00:24:50,572 --> 00:24:52,282
That's what I said, yes.
508
00:24:52,408 --> 00:24:55,828
Okay, well, you know,
it took you a while to
509
00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:57,579
realize your feelings for me.
510
00:24:57,663 --> 00:25:02,459
So, maybe, way deep down,
you know that
511
00:25:02,543 --> 00:25:04,086
you and Esther have a thing together.
512
00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:07,172
I mean, it's looking pretty possible
that you actualized a child with her.
513
00:25:07,256 --> 00:25:08,799
Mira is not my daughter.
514
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:12,845
Okay, but if if you and Esther
did have a thing, it's totally fine.
515
00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:16,390
Totally okay. Not like I didn't have
any relationships before you.
516
00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:18,517
You know, I was... I was married to Dan.
517
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,728
So, just so you know,
you can tell me about it.
518
00:25:20,811 --> 00:25:24,440
Right. Well, there has, and never will
be anything between Esther and I.
519
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,608
- Okay?
- Okay. Okay.
520
00:25:27,276 --> 00:25:30,029
Well, then why do I feel like
you're still keeping secrets from me?
521
00:25:30,112 --> 00:25:31,488
What secrets?
522
00:25:31,572 --> 00:25:33,407
You know everything.
523
00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:37,036
A young woman accused me of being
her father and, enraged, flew away.
524
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:38,245
What?
525
00:25:38,328 --> 00:25:40,247
She's an angel?
Why wouldn't you tell me that?
526
00:25:40,330 --> 00:25:41,540
I...
527
00:25:42,332 --> 00:25:43,727
I don't know.
I must have been distracted.
528
00:25:43,751 --> 00:25:46,295
What, with the death threats
and Daniel coming back to earth.
529
00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:49,047
What?
530
00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:51,717
Dan?
531
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,511
Is... is on earth?
532
00:25:54,595 --> 00:25:56,555
Yes.
533
00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:59,224
But he's a ghost, so,
you can't see him anyway.
534
00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:07,983
Okay? I thought we were past
the point of keeping secrets,
535
00:26:08,442 --> 00:26:10,778
but you clearly cannot help yourself.
536
00:26:10,861 --> 00:26:13,030
Why is that?
I mean, I gave up everything.
537
00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:15,657
I gave up everything to be your partner.
538
00:26:15,741 --> 00:26:17,618
We are past keeping secrets.
539
00:26:17,743 --> 00:26:19,429
Then why wouldn't you tell me
that you have a daughter?
540
00:26:19,453 --> 00:26:20,370
'Cause it isn't true.
541
00:26:20,454 --> 00:26:22,956
I can't keep a secret
if I don't know what the secret is.
542
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,541
But you keep keeping secrets.
543
00:26:29,213 --> 00:26:30,547
Look_.
544
00:26:30,631 --> 00:26:32,007
Look, I know you're upset,
545
00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:36,136
but right now, I think we need to focus
on why we're here, okay?
546
00:26:40,182 --> 00:26:42,351
Yes, let's focus on why we're here.
547
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:43,519
Right.
548
00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:48,774
So, the p! That Esther hired said
that he'd heard Mira had worked here,
549
00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:51,902
- but the trail went cold.
- So, let's find out why, shall we?
550
00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:54,905
After you.
551
00:27:01,745 --> 00:27:05,499
Hi there. Excuse me, sir.
Have you seen this girl?
552
00:27:09,253 --> 00:27:10,838
Uh, it might have been a while ago.
553
00:27:10,921 --> 00:27:11,964
I can't help you.
554
00:27:12,047 --> 00:27:14,091
Well, she's much angstier looking now.
555
00:27:14,174 --> 00:27:15,276
There's some pink in her hair.
556
00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:16,844
And wings, apparently.
557
00:27:17,719 --> 00:27:19,638
We're told that she used to work here.
558
00:27:22,891 --> 00:27:24,393
Uh, what about at the diner?
559
00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:31,483
Well, could she maybe
have worked out there?
560
00:27:31,567 --> 00:27:33,193
At the avocado stand?
561
00:27:33,277 --> 00:27:36,071
I ran those dirty hippies out
over a year ago. Ain't seen 'em since.
562
00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:37,364
Good riddance.
563
00:27:38,615 --> 00:27:40,492
If you've run out of questions,
I'm busy.
564
00:27:40,576 --> 00:27:42,119
Well, actually, Billy Bob...
565
00:27:42,244 --> 00:27:45,455
No, you know, we will take one of these,
566
00:27:45,581 --> 00:27:47,021
and thank you so much for your time.
567
00:27:57,176 --> 00:27:58,594
I was just about to mojo him.
568
00:27:58,677 --> 00:27:59,877
I didn't want to tip them off.
569
00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:01,305
What are we tipping?
570
00:28:01,388 --> 00:28:04,725
He said that he hadn't seen anyone
from the avocado farm in a year.
571
00:28:04,808 --> 00:28:07,436
If that's the case,
then why is he selling this?
572
00:28:09,479 --> 00:28:11,064
Holy guacamole.
573
00:28:11,148 --> 00:28:12,691
He was lying to us. It's theirs.
574
00:28:13,567 --> 00:28:16,820
Hide one truth,
you're probably hiding something else.
575
00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:19,781
Well, I wonder what
that something else is.
576
00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:22,326
Looks like we have some hippies to find.
577
00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:37,424
Very once upon a time in Hollywood,
isn't it?
578
00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:39,593
Hello there?
579
00:28:39,676 --> 00:28:41,053
Oh. Go, go, go.
580
00:28:41,136 --> 00:28:45,182
We're just looking
for a young lady about 21, 22-years-old.
581
00:28:46,141 --> 00:28:47,935
Goes by the name of Mira.
582
00:28:48,018 --> 00:28:51,980
We, um, have a photo of her here,
if you want to come take a look.
583
00:28:52,856 --> 00:28:55,651
No one's in trouble, promise.
We're just worried about her.
584
00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:00,948
Did you say Mira?
585
00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:18,882
All right. I'm going to Grant you
two seconds to get off my property.
586
00:29:18,966 --> 00:29:20,652
I'd point that somewhere else
if I were you.
587
00:29:20,676 --> 00:29:22,028
You don't know who you're dealing with.
588
00:29:22,052 --> 00:29:23,332
What are you, cops or something?
589
00:29:25,055 --> 00:29:28,100
Well, actually,
I'm about to be a supreme being
590
00:29:28,183 --> 00:29:30,023
and she's about to be
first lady to all things.
591
00:29:30,060 --> 00:29:32,562
If you ain't cops, get the hell
off my land or I call the cops.
592
00:29:32,646 --> 00:29:34,082
Well, then I'll call social services.
593
00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:36,306
I'm sure they'd love to see
what's going on around here.
594
00:29:36,733 --> 00:29:37,943
Everyone's here by choice.
595
00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:40,028
Is that so?
Let's ask them, shall we?
596
00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:41,238
Tell me, young lady,
597
00:29:43,282 --> 00:29:44,616
what is it you desire?
598
00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:46,617
I wanna go home!
599
00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:48,120
Shut up. Get back inside.
600
00:29:50,247 --> 00:29:54,501
How dare you treat
these children this way?
601
00:29:59,715 --> 00:30:01,842
I've shot trespassers before,
I'll do it again.
602
00:30:05,429 --> 00:30:06,429
Lucifer!
603
00:30:08,849 --> 00:30:09,849
Lucifer?
604
00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:11,768
Lucifer?
605
00:30:12,477 --> 00:30:13,812
Lucifer!
606
00:30:13,895 --> 00:30:15,355
Oh, my god. Are you okay?
607
00:30:15,439 --> 00:30:16,982
Oh, yeah, I'm fine, but
608
00:30:18,191 --> 00:30:20,902
this neanderthal has soiled
my di Stefano!
609
00:30:24,489 --> 00:30:26,158
Oh, dear.
610
00:30:26,241 --> 00:30:28,702
You don't still have
amenadiel's necklace, do you?
611
00:30:58,398 --> 00:30:59,900
Ooh!
612
00:31:08,450 --> 00:31:11,787
Now, their parents can't protect them,
so you'll have to deal with me.
613
00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:12,996
Okay, Lucifer, put him down.
614
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:15,582
What did you do with Mira?
Did you hurt her too?
615
00:31:16,249 --> 00:31:17,250
She's not here.
616
00:31:17,334 --> 00:31:20,003
Where is she? Tell me!
617
00:31:20,128 --> 00:31:21,838
It's okay. We got him.
618
00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:29,262
Then where is she?
619
00:31:29,346 --> 00:31:30,639
We will find her.
620
00:31:31,807 --> 00:31:33,058
We will.
621
00:31:40,148 --> 00:31:41,274
Thank you.
622
00:31:42,109 --> 00:31:43,777
So, most of the kids are runaways.
623
00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:46,029
They were forced
to work in the orchards.
624
00:31:46,113 --> 00:31:49,574
They weren't able to leave
or call their friends or family.
625
00:31:49,658 --> 00:31:50,898
What's going to happen to them?
626
00:31:52,119 --> 00:31:56,039
Be reconnected with loved ones
or find safe homes.
627
00:31:57,499 --> 00:31:59,126
Right, well, there's no sign of Mira.
628
00:31:59,209 --> 00:32:02,129
Perhaps, she didn't end up
here after all.
629
00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:04,005
Yeah.
630
00:32:12,097 --> 00:32:14,349
Um, this drawing...
631
00:32:15,809 --> 00:32:18,103
It's almost identical
to the one in the photo.
632
00:32:18,186 --> 00:32:19,271
Did Mira draw it?
633
00:32:21,314 --> 00:32:24,317
Mira, the girl that I'm looking for,
did she draw this picture?
634
00:32:25,152 --> 00:32:28,697
We don't mean Mira any harm.
But she was here, wasn't she?
635
00:32:37,539 --> 00:32:38,957
Do you know where she is now?
636
00:32:41,585 --> 00:32:43,253
She met a guy online.
637
00:32:44,504 --> 00:32:46,047
She ran away to be with him.
638
00:32:46,131 --> 00:32:47,799
How wonderful. She goes from a cult
639
00:32:47,883 --> 00:32:49,968
to a relationship with
an online stranger.
640
00:32:50,051 --> 00:32:51,428
I don't know what's worse.
641
00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:53,013
Do you know the guy's name?
642
00:32:56,057 --> 00:32:58,226
Rob Daniel, I think.
643
00:32:58,310 --> 00:33:00,854
Mira mentioned something
about San Francisco.
644
00:33:01,354 --> 00:33:03,023
Okay, great. Thank you.
645
00:33:03,732 --> 00:33:04,732
Thank you.
646
00:33:05,442 --> 00:33:06,526
Oh, and...
647
00:33:08,028 --> 00:33:12,157
If you need anything, anything at all,
just say a little prayer.
648
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:14,534
I plan to be a boots
on the ground type of god.
649
00:33:21,249 --> 00:33:22,375
Thank you.
650
00:33:22,459 --> 00:33:25,879
So, I have an address
for a Rob Daniel in San Francisco.
651
00:33:25,962 --> 00:33:27,255
Great. Shall we?
652
00:33:27,923 --> 00:33:30,467
But actually, I'll send you the address,
653
00:33:30,550 --> 00:33:32,344
but I think maybe
you should go on your own.
654
00:33:33,386 --> 00:33:35,066
You're not still mad about Esther,
are you?
655
00:33:35,722 --> 00:33:37,265
No. No.
656
00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:40,894
I thought you were hiding feelings
for Esther, but I saw you back there.
657
00:33:41,603 --> 00:33:43,313
How you reacted.
658
00:33:43,813 --> 00:33:45,941
I think I know why you're so scared.
659
00:33:46,733 --> 00:33:49,319
You think that Mira might actually
be your daughter, don't you?
660
00:33:52,614 --> 00:33:53,614
Chloe...
661
00:33:54,616 --> 00:33:56,493
I mean, what if she actually is?
662
00:33:57,244 --> 00:33:59,246
That means I let all of this
happen to her.
663
00:33:59,329 --> 00:34:00,598
This is not your fault, Lucifer.
664
00:34:00,622 --> 00:34:01,540
You didn't know.
665
00:34:01,623 --> 00:34:02,663
Why does that even matter?
666
00:34:02,916 --> 00:34:06,670
What matters is what you do
going fonnard, of what we do.
667
00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:10,799
If you go to San Francisco and Mira is
668
00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:12,842
the girl who showed up
at your penthouse,
669
00:34:12,926 --> 00:34:15,053
if she really is your daughter,
670
00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:20,267
we will figure this out together, okay?
As partners.
671
00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:27,774
I may not be certain of a lot right now,
but one thing is for sure.
672
00:34:28,858 --> 00:34:32,195
I have never loved anyone
the way I love you, Chloe Decker.
673
00:34:41,538 --> 00:34:42,789
Go, find her.
674
00:35:16,031 --> 00:35:17,073
Bloody hell.
675
00:35:20,368 --> 00:35:21,620
Pervert.
676
00:35:22,287 --> 00:35:23,663
What are you, 72?
677
00:35:24,164 --> 00:35:27,375
I don't know what's going on,
but for the record, I'm 43.
678
00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:29,627
Where is she?
679
00:35:29,753 --> 00:35:30,753
Hey, get out of my house!
680
00:35:30,795 --> 00:35:31,838
Mira!
681
00:35:32,589 --> 00:35:33,590
Mira!
682
00:35:33,673 --> 00:35:34,673
Dad?
683
00:35:42,057 --> 00:35:43,892
You're not the girl from my penthouse.
684
00:35:54,194 --> 00:35:55,320
Who are you?
685
00:35:56,071 --> 00:35:57,322
Not Mira's father.
686
00:35:57,405 --> 00:35:59,616
Well, I am, and I'll call the cops
if you don't leave.
687
00:36:01,201 --> 00:36:02,952
You're Mira's father.
688
00:36:03,036 --> 00:36:05,538
But I thought you were
some basement dweller,
689
00:36:05,622 --> 00:36:07,499
catfishing young ladies on the Internet.
690
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,210
Right.
691
00:36:11,878 --> 00:36:17,467
I owe you an apology. Both of you.
This has been an embarrassing mistake.
692
00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:23,640
Mira, call your mother.
She's worried about you.
693
00:36:25,684 --> 00:36:26,726
Sheis?
694
00:36:29,813 --> 00:36:31,815
I thought about contacting her a million
695
00:36:31,898 --> 00:36:33,983
times, but I was so angry
when I ran away.
696
00:36:34,067 --> 00:36:35,610
I said such awful things. It's...
697
00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:39,280
I didn't think she wanted to see me.
698
00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:41,950
But she never stopped looking for you.
699
00:36:43,993 --> 00:36:45,286
I will call her today.
700
00:36:47,163 --> 00:36:48,289
Right.
701
00:36:48,832 --> 00:36:50,250
Wait.
702
00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:51,793
How do you know my mother?
703
00:36:53,962 --> 00:36:57,465
There's a chance, I thought I might have
18 years of child support
704
00:36:57,549 --> 00:36:59,884
due to 15 shallow minutes
at a super bowl orgy.
705
00:37:01,594 --> 00:37:03,430
You must be Lucifer morningstar.
706
00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:06,683
I spent years looking into the men
who could have been my father
707
00:37:06,766 --> 00:37:08,810
and you're the only one I couldn't find.
708
00:37:08,935 --> 00:37:10,335
Well, that's because I was in hell.
709
00:37:10,395 --> 00:37:12,439
Not exactly on Google maps, is it?
710
00:37:13,606 --> 00:37:16,192
But I'm glad that you found
your real father.
711
00:37:17,110 --> 00:37:19,571
The best day of my life,
when she showed up on my doorstep.
712
00:37:20,655 --> 00:37:22,031
Well, not at first.
713
00:37:22,115 --> 00:37:23,835
To be honest, I thought
I was being scammed.
714
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:26,536
Well, what changed your mind?
715
00:37:26,619 --> 00:37:28,179
How did you realize that she was yours?
716
00:37:30,623 --> 00:37:33,183
You know, I think it was the first
moment I looked into her eyes.
717
00:37:34,419 --> 00:37:36,796
Just felt it in my gut.
718
00:37:55,356 --> 00:37:57,400
When I was young
719
00:37:59,319 --> 00:38:02,947
I thought the world of you
720
00:38:03,364 --> 00:38:05,617
you were all
721
00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:10,830
And I saw you again
722
00:38:10,914 --> 00:38:13,208
but I won't
723
00:38:14,626 --> 00:38:15,835
think of...
724
00:38:15,919 --> 00:38:17,837
I miss my daddy.
725
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:20,200
I know you do.
726
00:38:20,256 --> 00:38:25,804
Won't be enough don't let me go
727
00:38:26,513 --> 00:38:29,891
stay by my side
728
00:38:34,062 --> 00:38:37,065
don't let me go
729
00:38:37,565 --> 00:38:40,485
stay with me still
730
00:38:41,736 --> 00:38:42,736
Take me back.
731
00:38:47,075 --> 00:38:48,409
Take you back where?
732
00:38:49,202 --> 00:38:50,411
To hell.
733
00:38:52,121 --> 00:38:54,001
I know why
you didn't bring me up here, Lucifer.
734
00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:57,293
Seeing Chloe, seeing Trixie,
735
00:38:57,377 --> 00:39:00,004
not being able to hug them,
it's worse than hell.
736
00:39:02,257 --> 00:39:04,592
Please, please take me back.
737
00:39:05,510 --> 00:39:06,761
Daniel...
738
00:39:07,887 --> 00:39:09,389
I'm so sorry, but
739
00:39:10,431 --> 00:39:14,143
once you reached the mortal plane,
you became intangible.
740
00:39:15,436 --> 00:39:17,856
I can't carry you back
even if I wanted to.
741
00:39:17,939 --> 00:39:19,107
And I do, believe me.
742
00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:21,025
So, what? I'm just stuck here?
743
00:39:27,115 --> 00:39:29,093
I could kill this stupid angel
who brought me up here.
744
00:39:29,117 --> 00:39:30,368
Don't blame her.
745
00:39:31,327 --> 00:39:32,537
She was just looking for me.
746
00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:33,830
Yeah, to kill you.
747
00:39:33,913 --> 00:39:35,665
No, I'm not sure
she knows the whole story.
748
00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:39,002
Neither do I, for that matter.
749
00:39:39,127 --> 00:39:43,381
Because if I'd known she existed,
there's no way I...
750
00:39:48,052 --> 00:39:49,679
Let's just say,
I know better than anyone
751
00:39:49,762 --> 00:39:51,848
what it's like to grow up
with an absent father.
752
00:39:54,767 --> 00:39:55,852
Wait, are you saying...
753
00:39:58,438 --> 00:40:00,523
Lucifer, are you saying
what I think you're saying?
754
00:40:05,445 --> 00:40:07,322
When I stared into her eyes,
755
00:40:08,865 --> 00:40:09,908
it was...
756
00:40:11,784 --> 00:40:13,286
It was so familiar.
757
00:40:14,746 --> 00:40:17,081
Like, I knew her like, I...
758
00:40:19,167 --> 00:40:20,460
Like I knew her.
759
00:40:23,004 --> 00:40:25,214
I don't know
how it's possible, Daniel, but...
760
00:40:27,216 --> 00:40:28,509
She is my daughter.
761
00:40:31,179 --> 00:40:32,221
Wow.
762
00:40:33,348 --> 00:40:34,641
That's great, man.
763
00:40:36,351 --> 00:40:39,103
Congratulations!
Having a daughter, it's...
764
00:40:39,187 --> 00:40:40,772
It's the best.
765
00:40:41,731 --> 00:40:43,232
I think I may have screwed my chance
766
00:40:43,316 --> 00:40:48,071
of making things up with her
by acting like a dick.
767
00:40:48,905 --> 00:40:50,365
Yeah, but you gotta try, man.
768
00:40:52,075 --> 00:40:55,370
I mean, if there's one thing
that I've learned coming back
769
00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:58,122
is that you got to
take advantage of the time
770
00:40:58,206 --> 00:41:00,124
you have with your kid
before it all goes away.
771
00:41:03,169 --> 00:41:06,130
And you're lucky because
because she's still out there.
772
00:41:07,256 --> 00:41:08,424
Somewhere.
773
00:41:13,846 --> 00:41:15,014
Go, get her.
774
00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:26,818
Only problem is, she could have
flown anywhere by now.
775
00:41:32,365 --> 00:41:33,365
Goodnight, sweetie.
776
00:41:58,766 --> 00:42:00,018
Lucifer?
777
00:42:09,736 --> 00:42:10,903
Dan?
778
00:42:22,707 --> 00:42:23,707
Who are you?
779
00:42:31,507 --> 00:42:32,633
Hi, mom.
780
00:42:36,846 --> 00:42:37,847
Mom?
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