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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:11,196 How much longer till we go home? 2 00:01:11,238 --> 00:01:13,824 Captain decides when we go home! 3 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:17,160 Can you go ask him? 4 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:20,122 Jesus Christ! 5 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:22,624 No one's gonna ask the captain what time they can go home! 6 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:23,625 Got it, kid? 7 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:25,168 Jesus. 8 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:26,837 Em pty. 9 00:01:26,878 --> 00:01:28,880 Got to soak them again, cap! 10 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:31,216 Gonna be a long one tonight, boys. 11 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:40,517 Mother of Jesus. 12 00:01:41,685 --> 00:01:43,895 - What the fuck? - Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. 13 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:45,814 What the fuck's that? 14 00:01:45,856 --> 00:01:48,275 Get the fuck down! 15 00:01:50,068 --> 00:01:51,612 Fuck! 16 00:01:54,323 --> 00:01:55,866 You boys all right? 17 00:01:55,907 --> 00:01:58,702 What the fuck was that?! 18 00:01:58,744 --> 00:02:00,621 I don't know. 19 00:02:06,752 --> 00:02:08,670 What do you think it is? 20 00:02:08,712 --> 00:02:10,756 I don't think it's a plane. 21 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:14,009 I don't think we should be here. 22 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:16,970 Boys, we're... we're getting out of here. 23 00:02:18,347 --> 00:02:20,432 - Man: Aaah! - Bruce! 24 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:21,767 Bruce! 25 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:23,101 Bruce! 26 00:02:25,062 --> 00:02:27,064 Bruce! 27 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:28,190 Bruce! 28 00:02:29,107 --> 00:02:30,692 Bruce! 29 00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:32,778 Aah! 30 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:34,237 Captain: Jimmy! 31 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:35,447 Jimmy! 32 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:38,533 J-Jimmy! 33 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:42,746 J-Jimmy? 34 00:02:42,788 --> 00:02:43,914 Jim? 35 00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:47,668 Who's out there?! 36 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:02,766 Gary: There's dinos dead ahead! 37 00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:10,190 Fire the laser Cannon! 38 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:15,362 - Yeah! - Yeah! 39 00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:20,742 There's dinos dead ahead. 40 00:03:20,784 --> 00:03:23,412 - Let's teach them how to die. - You'll die this time! 41 00:03:26,081 --> 00:03:28,750 This dino spine is mine! 42 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:32,963 Aaaaah! 43 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:34,631 Let's go berserk! 44 00:03:34,673 --> 00:03:38,844 Yeah! 45 00:03:39,845 --> 00:03:42,723 Gary: Your dino treachery ends here! 46 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:46,476 No! No! 47 00:03:51,815 --> 00:03:53,442 Stop! Stop it! 48 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:54,818 Stop! Stop! 49 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:06,371 It's the dino sorcerer. 50 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:09,791 Prepare to die, you human fleshbags! 51 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:11,710 - Eat him alive! - Yeah! 52 00:04:20,135 --> 00:04:21,928 Do a dropkick! 53 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:24,139 Aaah! 54 00:04:26,308 --> 00:04:28,393 Yeah! Ha ha! 55 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:32,397 Your space magic doesn't scare me. 56 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:34,107 Then clearly you don't understand 57 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:36,193 the true power of the crystal. 58 00:04:36,234 --> 00:04:37,861 Give me the crystal! 59 00:04:37,903 --> 00:04:39,112 Never! 60 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:47,162 You should have stayed extinct. 61 00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:49,247 Dino: Shit. 62 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:50,999 Gary, this is stupid. 63 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:52,310 Gary: What? What are you talking about? 64 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:54,169 Yeah. What's wrong? 65 00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:56,630 This is so... like... 66 00:04:56,671 --> 00:04:58,274 I got to shoot him in the head? That's it? 67 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,008 Why does he get a sword and I don't? 68 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:02,677 Gary: Well, first of all, you have a gun, stupid. 69 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:04,137 Guns are better than swords. 70 00:05:04,179 --> 00:05:06,681 And, two, you're a girl. You don't use swords. 71 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:08,975 Um, that's not true. Girls totally use swords. 72 00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:10,268 I kick ass with a sword. 73 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,479 Well, guess what. One, I don't care. 74 00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:14,940 Two, I'm the director, so that's just how it's going to be. 75 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:17,609 And three, we need to get the shot before it gets dark. 76 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:19,861 So come on. Let's shoot this thing. 77 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:21,947 Okay. Action! 78 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:24,241 You should have stayed extinct. 79 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:27,202 Holy shit. Are you okay? 80 00:05:27,244 --> 00:05:28,453 Ow! What the fuck? 81 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:30,455 Who threw a beer bottle at me?! 82 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:32,123 Billy: I did. 83 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:33,416 You little piss trap. 84 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:36,127 This would be a great place to party. 85 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:38,880 0h, fucking teenagers. 86 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:40,274 I always thought this place was abandoned. 87 00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:41,883 - It's Billy mcdougal! Run! - Holy shit. 88 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:44,219 Guys, guys! 89 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:50,517 Are you fucking serious? You ruined the fucking movie! 90 00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:52,686 Get out of our clubhouse, and stop smoking in here. 91 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:55,146 This place is a fucking dump. 92 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:56,815 I'm gonna put this clown to sleep. 93 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:58,608 No, miles, don't. 94 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:00,360 Gary: Yeah, kick his ass! 95 00:06:00,402 --> 00:06:03,154 Yeah, smile when I knock your fucking mouth out. 96 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:04,990 Gary: Get him! 97 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:06,950 Billy: Hey, whoa, whoa. 0h! 98 00:06:06,992 --> 00:06:08,702 Stop! Stop it! 99 00:06:08,743 --> 00:06:10,383 - Miles: Fuck off! - Sam: Leave him alone. 100 00:06:11,746 --> 00:06:13,331 Miles: 101 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:17,043 I'm serious. 102 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:19,045 Knock it off. 103 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:20,297 Fuck off, man. 104 00:06:20,338 --> 00:06:22,799 I said knock it off! 105 00:06:22,841 --> 00:06:24,092 Fuck, man. 106 00:06:24,134 --> 00:06:25,510 Miles: Get the fuck off me! Jesus. 107 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:28,555 Hey, please use your brain next time. 108 00:06:28,597 --> 00:06:31,224 - You good, man? - Yeah, I'm fine. 109 00:06:31,266 --> 00:06:33,643 Hey, haven't I seen you at school before? 110 00:06:33,685 --> 00:06:35,437 Oh, come on. 111 00:06:35,478 --> 00:06:37,772 You have. 112 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:39,190 Yeah. 113 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:41,359 Pretty girl like you. How could I not? 114 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:44,487 Why the fuck are you hanging out with these losers anyway? 115 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:49,200 Um, well, he's my brother, 116 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:51,077 those are his friends, and they're not losers. 117 00:06:51,119 --> 00:06:52,370 Okay? 118 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,122 Trish: Um 119 00:06:54,164 --> 00:06:58,460 Why don't you have friends your own age? 120 00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:02,464 I do. I'm just babysitting them. 121 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:05,175 Babysitting? 122 00:07:05,216 --> 00:07:06,856 You wanted to be in our movie, didn't you? 123 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:09,363 - Stop it. - Why are you telling me to stop? 124 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:11,806 - Please. - You got a boyfriend, Sam? 125 00:07:16,728 --> 00:07:18,563 You fucking anybody? 126 00:07:19,898 --> 00:07:21,024 Stop. 127 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:22,442 Gross. 128 00:07:24,027 --> 00:07:26,696 She's not your type, Billy. She's still a kid. 129 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:31,409 Look at how she dresses. 130 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:37,374 Sam's way cooler than you, you troglodytes. 131 00:07:38,667 --> 00:07:40,085 What's a troglodyte? 132 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:42,545 Oh, it's like a... Like a caveman. 133 00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:45,632 It's calling them, like, underdeveloped, stupid. 134 00:07:45,674 --> 00:07:48,009 - That's you guys. - Why the fuck are we still here? 135 00:07:48,051 --> 00:07:50,053 This shit is lame. Let's dip. 136 00:07:51,763 --> 00:07:54,224 Gary: Yeah, run away. 137 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:55,976 I hope to see you around, Sam. 138 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:04,401 They're lucky I didn't leave them in a pile of blood. 139 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:06,194 Yeah, those guys are assholes. 140 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:08,196 Yeah, they weren't very nice. 141 00:08:08,238 --> 00:08:11,616 Gary: Come on, Jack. Say something meaner. 142 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:13,576 Jack: They were dumb. 143 00:08:13,618 --> 00:08:17,205 Broadcaster: Divers are still searching for three fishermen 144 00:08:17,247 --> 00:08:20,166 whose boat was found adrift earlier this week. 145 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:23,420 Many people reported seeing a fiery object 146 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:26,172 fall from the sky that same evening. 147 00:08:26,214 --> 00:08:28,758 It is unknown if the two events are related, 148 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:33,263 but police are asking for any witnesses to come forward. 149 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:37,726 In other news, Halloween is only two days away. 150 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:40,437 Do you know what costume you'll be wearing? 151 00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:43,940 Coming up, we've got some great ideas. 152 00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:02,917 Gary: Sam, why do you always lock your door? 153 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,378 Sam, I know you're in there. 154 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:07,130 Are you coming out to wrestle or not? 155 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:09,090 Not right now. 156 00:09:10,675 --> 00:09:13,636 What? Come on. Why not? 157 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:15,388 We need you. 158 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:18,016 Because I don't feel like it. 159 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:20,268 Come on. 160 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:22,979 We need you for this movie. 161 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:25,774 I thought you were gonna be my tag-team partner. 162 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:30,070 Come on. 163 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:32,530 Why not? 164 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,074 Gary, I have homework. 165 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:46,461 Just shoot it without me. 166 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:49,297 And don't do anything that'll get me in trouble. 167 00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:52,342 Fine. Be like that! 168 00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:57,305 I you wanted me, and I didn't see it I 169 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:04,145 I now I'm so lost without you I 170 00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:16,407 Get off me, dummy! 171 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,660 Gary: Nice. 172 00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:20,245 Where's Sam? 173 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:23,206 Uh, she needed to do homework. 174 00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:24,666 What the fuck? 175 00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:26,268 Why would she want a main role in the movie 176 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:27,794 if she's not gonna be in it? 177 00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:29,480 Yeah, I know. I thought the exact same thing. 178 00:10:29,504 --> 00:10:32,006 It's kind of weird. She's never ditched us before. 179 00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:34,968 Jack, here are the glow sticks you wanted. 180 00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:36,886 Sweet. Thanks. 181 00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:38,972 What are you even doing? 182 00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:40,515 I already told you. 183 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:42,284 I'm working on the grand finale for the movie, 184 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:44,644 and it's going to be glorious. 185 00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:46,187 Sure. 186 00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:50,567 Yeah, just, um, don't blow anything up, please. 187 00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:53,236 No promises. 188 00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:55,280 Wait. 189 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:58,074 So she totally ditched us for homework. 190 00:10:58,116 --> 00:11:00,034 Yeah. Well, guess what. 191 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:02,620 Sucks to be her because she won't get to film 192 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,081 the best movie ever. 193 00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:07,208 Let's film this fucking thing. 194 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:11,087 It's pandemonium here as one half of the berserkers 195 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:14,382 faces off against the treacherous dino sorcerer. 196 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:18,344 A match that's been 65 million years in the making. 197 00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:21,181 Now let's rumble! 198 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:24,100 Dino: My kind was frozen in the dirt 199 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:27,604 until the souls of your ancestors brought us back! 200 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,608 I can't believe it! 201 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:33,889 The dino sorcerer has brought the berserker to his knees. 202 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:40,533 Holy smokes, folks! 203 00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:42,869 We're watching history rewrite itself. 204 00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:48,583 Just because my tag-team partner isn't willing to help me 205 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:49,918 because they have homework, 206 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,544 that doesn't mean that I'm not ready 207 00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:54,756 to fight anything and anyone in this shithole universe 208 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:56,758 to protect my planet earth. 209 00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:01,888 The dino sorcerer is hurt. 210 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:04,557 The fate of the planet comes down to this very moment. 211 00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:06,017 I'm unstoppable! 212 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,269 Oh, fuck! 213 00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:11,606 My arm! I broke it! 214 00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:12,690 Go get my sister! Go, go! 215 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,275 Jack, go! 216 00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:15,860 Don't be a wuss, man. 217 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:18,446 You don't be a fucking dumb-ass! Get off my arm! 218 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:21,115 It's not my fault! 219 00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:25,453 Fuck, fuck, fuck! Mom and dad are gonna piss! 220 00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:26,996 I just broke my arm. 221 00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:29,415 Can you stop yelling at me for fucking second? 222 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:30,833 Sam: I didn't want to bike 223 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,835 to the fucking hospital today, you moron! 224 00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:35,922 Gary: Too fucking bad! I broke my arm! 225 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:40,551 God. Sam, this looks so cool! 226 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:43,012 It's like glow-in-the-dark and everything. 227 00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:46,015 Why do you look like that? 228 00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:48,268 Like what? 229 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:50,728 Like that. It looks stupid. 230 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,898 Gary, you fell off a ladder. 231 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:56,693 At least I was doing something for the movie. 232 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:58,528 You really picked an inconvenient time 233 00:12:58,569 --> 00:13:00,405 to break your arm, honey. 234 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,323 It's not like I planned it. 235 00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:03,700 Well, maybe next time you should. 236 00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:05,994 Your father and I have a flight tonight. 237 00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:07,954 But you just got back. 238 00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:10,081 We'll only be gone a couple of days. 239 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,250 And you got your big sister to take care of you. 240 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,584 No way. 241 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,461 No, I was gonna go out for Halloween. 242 00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:18,214 Oh, honey, you look... Different. 243 00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:20,508 - Yeah. See? - No, I don't. 244 00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:22,027 - You look different. - I literally don't. 245 00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:24,137 - Yes, you do. - Dad: I know it's important. 246 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:25,972 I'm just dealing with some family shit. 247 00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:28,182 Mom: I'm sure you'll have a nice Halloween together. 248 00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:30,059 Dad: They're there now. Okay. Yeah. 249 00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:31,894 We're on our way. 250 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:34,647 Hey, bud, we have to head off to the airport, okay? 251 00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:37,025 You're good to get home with Sam, right? 252 00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:41,821 I mean, yeah, sure, I can bike. 253 00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:43,573 Great. By Gary. We love you. 254 00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:45,241 Outside. 255 00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:47,660 What? What did I do? 256 00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:49,287 You're in trouble! 257 00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:53,291 Ow! 258 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,046 This isn't fair. 259 00:13:58,087 --> 00:14:00,190 Look, we put our trust in you to be the responsible one. 260 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:01,591 You bought him the ring. 261 00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:04,177 You were supposed to be in charge. 262 00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:06,179 I thought that meant something to you. 263 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,348 No phone, no friends over. 264 00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:10,308 Is Gary allowed to have friends over there? 265 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,393 Gary's punishment is having a broken arm. 266 00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:15,271 - Are you serious right now? - We've got to go. 267 00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:18,358 No, no, no. I will not be stuck at home with Gary. 268 00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:20,902 - You've got the cats. - We don't have any cats. 269 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:22,904 If you ever want one, I will buy you one. 270 00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:25,573 Just keep an eye on your brother, okay? 271 00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:28,951 If we die, he's all you've got. See you when we get back. 272 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:44,443 Trish: What the fuck are we doing for Halloween? 273 00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:48,513 I don't know. I haven't heard shit. 274 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:51,516 I just want to get fucked up and do some fucked-up shit. 275 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,645 Billy, what are we doing? 276 00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:58,231 - Billy? - Billy. 277 00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:03,027 I'm working on something. 278 00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:11,411 Working on something. 279 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,377 Man: Going for another pass. 280 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,587 Situation 14-9 confirmed. 281 00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:25,049 We have the location and remains of the fishermen. 282 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,677 Do we have eyes on the target? 283 00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,095 Negative. 284 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:30,430 Orders are to immediately detain 285 00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:32,014 the suspect who was reported, 286 00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:35,393 and the site is to be sealed and cleared. 287 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,769 Copy. 288 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,483 Gary: All right. Action! 289 00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,110 Aaaah! 290 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:46,154 Your dino treachery ends here. 291 00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:48,656 Dino: Surrender your earthly flesh! 292 00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:50,575 You'll never take my skin! 293 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,118 Gary: And now dropkick him! 294 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,662 What? I-I can't do that. 295 00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:57,290 Gary: Uh, just try it. Come on. 296 00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:59,208 But Sam's the dropkick expert. 297 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,335 Eh, forget Sam. We need more dropkicks. 298 00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:03,212 - Come on, do it! - Come on, kick me! 299 00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:06,007 - Gary: Yeah, screw Sam! - All right. You're the boss. 300 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,886 Sorry. I told you. 301 00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:12,180 Uh, just do the line! 302 00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:13,890 Give me the crystal! 303 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:15,892 Yeah, now scream it this time! 304 00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:18,102 - Give me the crystal! - Car! 305 00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:22,482 What the fuck?! 306 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:25,902 Guys! 307 00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:33,034 - You guys okay? - Yeah. 308 00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:34,785 What are you doing here?! 309 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,622 I'm here to see your sister. 310 00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,251 - Dude! - What the hell?! 311 00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:46,923 Guys, you know what this means? 312 00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,549 He's gonna make you an uncle. 313 00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:49,592 Gross. 314 00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:55,139 This means war. 315 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:04,524 Billy. 316 00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:05,858 Hey. 317 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,402 Hi. I didn't know you were coming over. 318 00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:09,880 Yeah, you said your parents were gone, 319 00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:12,365 so I thought it'd be cool to come over. 320 00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,785 Nice place. 321 00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,456 This place is fucking perfect. 322 00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:24,377 Yep. This is my house. 323 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:29,298 Jeez. 324 00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:30,633 Parents must be rich. 325 00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:32,969 They should be. 326 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:36,347 I mean, they work all the time, so... 327 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,807 Yeah. 328 00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:39,433 So you gonna show me around, or what? 329 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,562 Is this your room? 330 00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:44,146 Yes, but, oh, my gosh, close your eyes. 331 00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:46,732 - It's a disaster. - No, it's not. 332 00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:54,824 Whoa. 333 00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:58,703 This is cool. 334 00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:01,747 Yeah. 335 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,003 Got a lot of neat stuff. 336 00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:14,677 - What is this? - Oh, my god, no. 337 00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:16,679 It's just something I was, like, working on. 338 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:20,808 I thought maybe I'd, like, wear it for Halloween or something. 339 00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,521 I think it'd look very cute on you. 340 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,945 Who is she? 341 00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:36,741 That is valora. 342 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,409 She's my favorite wrestler. 343 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,202 She's cool. 344 00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:43,914 She stands for, like, strength and bravery 345 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:47,126 and never surrendering to your enemies. 346 00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:49,462 Always kicking ass. 347 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:51,297 Cool. 348 00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:53,507 I used to be into wrestling when I was kid. 349 00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:59,138 Think you could take me? 350 00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:01,474 You? 351 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,353 No problem. 352 00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:09,231 All right, go easy on me. 353 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:12,777 Oh! 354 00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:16,822 You like my moves? 355 00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:18,824 All right, yeah. 356 00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:20,201 Can I show you mine? 357 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,377 Do you really think I'm pretty? 358 00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:33,506 I think you're beautiful. 359 00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:59,532 Gary: They're in here. 360 00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:01,367 Okay. 361 00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:03,679 You guys ready to make these guys wish they were never born? 362 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,246 What do you think they're doing? 363 00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:07,456 Sucking and fucking, for sure. 364 00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:11,419 Well, suck time... is over. 365 00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:20,803 Holy shit. 366 00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:22,471 I know. 367 00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:33,733 This is for the beer bottle, you creep! 368 00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:38,738 Billy: Aah! Fuck! 369 00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:39,989 Sam: Get out! 370 00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:43,367 Miles: You asshole! 371 00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:44,452 Fuck you up! 372 00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,245 You are fucking dead! 373 00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:51,751 You missed me, you little fuck! 374 00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,878 Oh, my god. I'm sorry, Sam. 375 00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:06,098 What the hell? 376 00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,975 What was that? 377 00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:10,519 - Quit breathing on me. - Shut the fuck up! 378 00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:13,230 Gary, what the fuck did you do? 379 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,607 That wasn't me. 380 00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:17,568 Gary, I am so sick of being responsible 381 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,820 for all the stupid shit that you do. 382 00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:21,864 Grow up, stop being such a loser, 383 00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:24,283 and stay out of my fucking life. 384 00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:32,124 - And get of my room! - Get your hands off! 385 00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:39,048 Fuck you, Sam! 386 00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:41,008 I don't want to be in your shit life anyway! 387 00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:42,301 Stay out of mine! 388 00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:44,428 No, Billy, what are you... ow! 389 00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:45,888 - Ow! - Get the fuck out of here 390 00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:48,307 before I rip your fucking shrimp dicks off! 391 00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:49,934 Well, guess what. 392 00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:53,229 If you even touch our shrimp dicks, you'll go to jail! 393 00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:54,688 Fucking pervert! 394 00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:56,398 Screw you, Billy. 395 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,326 Gone. 396 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:16,293 Miles: Man, Sam's changed. 397 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,838 Jack: Hey, guys, what do you think that light was? 398 00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:20,756 - It really freaked me out. - I don't know. 399 00:22:20,798 --> 00:22:23,384 It sounded like a... whaa! Or something like that. 400 00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:25,010 I don't know. 401 00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:27,429 Hey, Gary, you all right? 402 00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:31,392 I fucking hate that guy. He ruins everything. 403 00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:32,935 Fucking hate that guy too. 404 00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:36,105 Right? He ruins everything. He's annoying. 405 00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:38,440 Hey, guys, look. 406 00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:43,279 Gary: That must be where it's coming from. 407 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:46,991 Wait, guys, we don't know what that is. 408 00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:49,118 Don't be a chickenshit. Come on. 409 00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:53,664 Gary: Whoa! Look at that. 410 00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:55,892 Miles: Looks like something out of a movie or something. 411 00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:58,669 - Gary: Yeah. - Jack: Hey, don't go near it. 412 00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:00,754 - Gary: Why? - Miles: Yeah, why? 413 00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:05,217 Jack: Well, what if that light and sound was a ship exploding, 414 00:23:05,259 --> 00:23:09,638 and this is poisonous gas from whatever blew it up? 415 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:12,433 Like napalm gas? 416 00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:17,521 Yeah. Or something from space, like aliens or something. 417 00:23:17,563 --> 00:23:19,231 You're just being paranoid. 418 00:23:19,273 --> 00:23:21,066 Gary: Why'd it turn off? 419 00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:25,154 Guys, we're gonna tell Sam about this, right? 420 00:23:25,195 --> 00:23:27,698 Fuck Sam. 421 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:30,117 Yeah. I'd rather go punch myself in the dick. 422 00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:33,746 Anyone else hungry? Let's go chew something. 423 00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:35,080 Yeah. 424 00:23:38,459 --> 00:23:41,086 There's something weird going on around here. 425 00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:45,174 Wait. Hey, guys, wait up. 426 00:23:57,519 --> 00:23:59,480 Crystal. 427 00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:02,566 We need the crystal. 428 00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:04,276 Aah! 429 00:24:04,318 --> 00:24:06,278 Something's got me! 430 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:07,613 Help! 431 00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:10,074 - Yaah! - Yaah! 432 00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:12,052 Billy and his prick friends are hanging out with Sam 433 00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:13,243 in my backyard. 434 00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:14,453 Let's go spy on them. 435 00:24:14,495 --> 00:24:15,955 - Fuck yeah! Let's go! - Yeah! 436 00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:22,002 Haven't seen your brother and those little creeps around. 437 00:24:22,044 --> 00:24:23,087 Yeah. 438 00:24:24,505 --> 00:24:26,215 It's kind of nice. 439 00:24:26,256 --> 00:24:29,218 Yeah, that little shit must have finally learned his lesson. 440 00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:32,262 Are we partying tonight, or what? 441 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:33,973 I don't know yet. 442 00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:38,686 Great. Another boring Halloween in this shithole town. 443 00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:41,063 Yeah, well, whatever you're doing 444 00:24:41,105 --> 00:24:43,107 is better than what I have to do. 445 00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:46,652 I have to take care of my little brother. 446 00:24:46,694 --> 00:24:48,362 Yeah. 447 00:24:49,363 --> 00:24:50,698 No, thanks. 448 00:24:52,658 --> 00:24:56,120 Well, shit. We got to do something. 449 00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:59,248 We should have a party. 450 00:24:59,289 --> 00:25:02,292 Yeah, you guys should totally do that. 451 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:05,212 We should party in that old shitty barn. 452 00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:08,257 Billy: No, the place is filled with little kids' shit. 453 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:11,969 We should have it here. 454 00:25:13,804 --> 00:25:15,472 What? 455 00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:17,725 Well, yeah. That way, you can go. 456 00:25:19,101 --> 00:25:21,353 Yeah, right, that's not happening. 457 00:25:21,395 --> 00:25:24,732 Why not? I'm sure you have a costume. 458 00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:29,111 Yeah, she does. And it is very fucking cute. 459 00:25:29,153 --> 00:25:30,362 How about that? 460 00:25:31,739 --> 00:25:33,615 Why not? 461 00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:37,244 Um, because my parents will kill me. 462 00:25:37,286 --> 00:25:39,455 Fuck parents, man. Who cares what they think? 463 00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:45,794 You should just do what you want. 464 00:25:45,836 --> 00:25:47,963 Hold on. 465 00:25:48,005 --> 00:25:51,216 What if we just call your parents 466 00:25:51,258 --> 00:25:55,012 and ask them if we can have the party here? 467 00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:56,430 Problem solved. 468 00:25:58,515 --> 00:26:01,393 Think about what you just said. 469 00:26:01,435 --> 00:26:03,103 Sounds good, man. 470 00:26:07,441 --> 00:26:09,818 Trish: 471 00:26:09,860 --> 00:26:13,030 Fuck you, Billy! Fucking freezing out here! 472 00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:14,239 Holy fuck! 473 00:26:18,035 --> 00:26:21,205 It's just water, you pussy. 474 00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:22,247 Fuck you guys! 475 00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:24,500 You're fucking drenched, bud. 476 00:26:26,752 --> 00:26:29,671 Hey, we'll keep it small, and your parents won't find out. 477 00:26:29,713 --> 00:26:31,006 I promise. 478 00:26:31,048 --> 00:26:32,591 Billy. 479 00:26:32,633 --> 00:26:35,010 - I don't know. - Come on. 480 00:26:36,178 --> 00:26:39,515 I want to show you off to everyone at school. 481 00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:41,934 I want them to meet my new girlfriend. 482 00:26:44,978 --> 00:26:46,063 Really? 483 00:26:47,564 --> 00:26:49,483 And my parents won't find out? 484 00:26:49,525 --> 00:26:52,319 I swear on your life. 485 00:26:57,699 --> 00:26:58,992 Okay. 486 00:26:59,034 --> 00:27:00,327 Really? 487 00:27:00,369 --> 00:27:02,246 Let's have a party. 488 00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:04,206 We're having a party. 489 00:27:05,541 --> 00:27:07,835 Party! Whoo! 490 00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:10,546 Sam. 491 00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:13,757 Ha ha! 492 00:27:13,799 --> 00:27:15,092 All right, boys. 493 00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:18,887 Tonight we inflict maximum vengeance. 494 00:27:18,929 --> 00:27:20,347 Miles: Come on. 495 00:27:20,389 --> 00:27:21,640 Gary: Miles! 496 00:27:21,682 --> 00:27:22,808 Trish: Ahh! 497 00:27:30,691 --> 00:27:33,777 Happy fucking Halloween! 498 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:46,248 Girl: Sam? Sam! 499 00:27:46,290 --> 00:27:49,459 Hey! What are you doing here? I never see you at parties. 500 00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:52,546 No, my party. This is my house. 501 00:27:52,588 --> 00:27:53,755 Have you seen, Billy? 502 00:27:53,797 --> 00:27:56,967 This is your house? Holy shit! 503 00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:58,802 Yeah, my parents would kill me. 504 00:27:58,844 --> 00:28:00,738 I mean, sometimes you just have to, like, do what you want. 505 00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:02,556 - You know? - Yeah, totally. 506 00:28:02,598 --> 00:28:05,601 Wouldn't be letting people paint on my walls, though, you know? 507 00:28:05,642 --> 00:28:08,604 What? 508 00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:10,731 Sorry. Excuse me. 509 00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:11,982 Whoo! 510 00:28:17,446 --> 00:28:20,157 Dallas, what the hell are you doing? 511 00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:22,534 What? Billy said you were cool with it. 512 00:28:22,576 --> 00:28:24,244 Would you do this to your parents' house? 513 00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:33,337 Billy, what the fuck? People can't smoke in here. 514 00:28:34,504 --> 00:28:36,840 Hey. What's wrong? 515 00:28:36,882 --> 00:28:38,592 Billy, this is seriously crazy. 516 00:28:38,634 --> 00:28:40,385 You said this was gonna be a small party. 517 00:28:40,427 --> 00:28:42,721 This is out of control. You have to help me do something. 518 00:28:42,763 --> 00:28:44,389 Look, Sam, people are having a good time. 519 00:28:44,431 --> 00:28:45,724 That's what's important. 520 00:28:45,766 --> 00:28:47,035 But the house is getting destroyed. 521 00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:48,435 Okay. Your parents are very rich. 522 00:28:48,477 --> 00:28:49,519 They can just fix it all. 523 00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:51,104 Billy, help me. 524 00:28:51,146 --> 00:28:53,148 My parents are gonna murder me. 525 00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:02,407 Okay. 526 00:29:02,449 --> 00:29:04,201 - Party's over. - Come on, just let it go. 527 00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:06,262 - What do you mean, let it go? - Just chill the fuck out. 528 00:29:06,286 --> 00:29:07,764 You can't make all these people leave now. 529 00:29:07,788 --> 00:29:09,915 - It's my house. - Yeah, well, it's my party. 530 00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:20,509 Billy, is that your girlfriend or something? 531 00:29:20,550 --> 00:29:22,594 No, man. She's just the keys to the house. 532 00:29:26,181 --> 00:29:28,850 Okay, people, party's over. Safe drive. 533 00:29:28,892 --> 00:29:30,435 Actually, don't drive, please. Bye. 534 00:29:30,477 --> 00:29:32,145 - Get out. - Sam! 535 00:29:32,187 --> 00:29:34,356 What the fuck are you doing? 536 00:29:34,398 --> 00:29:35,983 Billy, stop. You're hurting me. 537 00:29:36,024 --> 00:29:37,693 You said we could have a party, 538 00:29:37,734 --> 00:29:39,778 and that's what we're gonna fucking do. 539 00:29:39,820 --> 00:29:40,946 Do you understand me? 540 00:29:40,988 --> 00:29:43,657 You scaring me. 541 00:29:43,699 --> 00:29:44,950 Good. 542 00:29:47,077 --> 00:29:48,537 Party's back on. 543 00:29:48,578 --> 00:29:51,164 Let's tear this place apart! Whoo! 544 00:29:51,206 --> 00:29:52,874 Go fucking break something. 545 00:29:57,337 --> 00:30:00,173 They're gonna regret trashing my house. 546 00:30:00,215 --> 00:30:02,592 Fucking teenagers. 547 00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:04,386 What is that costume even supposed to be? 548 00:30:04,428 --> 00:30:07,055 Bro, what's up with your house? 549 00:30:07,097 --> 00:30:09,182 It's being destroyed. 550 00:30:09,224 --> 00:30:12,686 We know you didn't get any candy, so we got you covered. 551 00:30:14,271 --> 00:30:16,106 Okay, what's the mission status, captain? 552 00:30:18,734 --> 00:30:21,445 Just hooked up the drone, and I'm locking down on the enemy. 553 00:30:21,486 --> 00:30:23,155 What do you think he's going to do? 554 00:30:23,196 --> 00:30:24,573 Something stupid. 555 00:30:24,614 --> 00:30:26,158 How do you know? 556 00:30:26,199 --> 00:30:30,120 Because it's Billy. He's bound to do something stupid. 557 00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:32,331 What a stupid idiot. 558 00:30:33,790 --> 00:30:36,043 Move. Get the fuck out of my way. 559 00:30:36,084 --> 00:30:38,295 Get the fuck out of my way. Nice costume, bitch. 560 00:30:39,004 --> 00:30:40,714 Get the fuck out. I need to piss. 561 00:30:42,716 --> 00:30:43,925 Come on, my dick's full! 562 00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:45,510 Trish: Hey, Billy. 563 00:30:45,552 --> 00:30:48,180 There's a better bathroom in here. 564 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:53,226 God is good. 565 00:30:57,898 --> 00:31:00,942 Holy shit. Is that Sam's room? 566 00:31:00,984 --> 00:31:02,211 I can't hear what they're saying. 567 00:31:02,235 --> 00:31:04,905 Shh. Be quiet and you listen. 568 00:31:04,946 --> 00:31:07,532 Take it out, Billy. 569 00:31:07,574 --> 00:31:08,867 Trish, I got to piss. 570 00:31:08,909 --> 00:31:11,411 Then do it. 571 00:31:11,453 --> 00:31:14,748 If you'll let me hold it. 572 00:31:14,790 --> 00:31:17,334 You are so fucking weird, Trish. 573 00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:19,795 Is that suck time? 574 00:31:19,836 --> 00:31:21,755 That's not suck time. 575 00:31:23,924 --> 00:31:27,677 Boys, we just hit the mother lode. 576 00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:29,596 Trish: 577 00:31:29,638 --> 00:31:31,640 Sorry, Jack, you shouldn't be seeing this. 578 00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:38,814 Fuck my life. 579 00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:46,446 Jack: Listen up, all you scumbags and scumballs. 580 00:31:46,488 --> 00:31:49,116 Now, pay attention to the TV. 581 00:31:49,157 --> 00:31:50,492 Hit 'em, Gary. 582 00:31:50,534 --> 00:31:52,619 When I was a kid, I thought I had 583 00:31:52,661 --> 00:31:54,955 the coolest sister in the world. 584 00:31:54,996 --> 00:31:56,099 God, Gary, what are you doing? 585 00:31:56,123 --> 00:31:57,666 But I was wrong. 586 00:31:57,707 --> 00:31:59,709 I mean, what happened to you, Samantha? 587 00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:01,294 You could have been tough. 588 00:32:01,336 --> 00:32:03,588 You could have kicked ass in the ring, 589 00:32:03,630 --> 00:32:05,424 and you could have been a legend. 590 00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:07,092 But then you walked away. 591 00:32:07,134 --> 00:32:08,844 You abandoned the ring... 592 00:32:08,885 --> 00:32:11,179 Let's go! You get that shit, Gary?! 593 00:32:11,221 --> 00:32:12,347 Yeah! 594 00:32:12,389 --> 00:32:14,933 The fans, Jack, miles. 595 00:32:16,643 --> 00:32:19,438 You abandoned me 596 00:32:19,479 --> 00:32:20,981 and all the respect you earned 597 00:32:21,022 --> 00:32:22,941 for someone who treats you like shit. 598 00:32:24,693 --> 00:32:27,028 Oh, my god, Trish, Sam is such a fucking idiot. 599 00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:29,239 We throw the best party of the fucking year, 600 00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:30,716 and then she tries to kick everybody out. 601 00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:32,284 She's such a fucking moron, dude. 602 00:32:32,325 --> 00:32:34,786 What did you expect? She's not cool. 603 00:32:34,828 --> 00:32:37,706 She hangs out with little boys. 604 00:32:37,747 --> 00:32:39,249 Yo, Billy. 605 00:32:40,208 --> 00:32:42,127 Can't you see I'm doing someone... something? 606 00:32:42,169 --> 00:32:44,129 Sam's little brother's on TV talking shit 607 00:32:44,171 --> 00:32:45,172 about you out there. 608 00:32:46,715 --> 00:32:48,550 Come on, let's go. 609 00:32:48,592 --> 00:32:50,677 Get the fuck up. Get your clothes on. Let's go. 610 00:32:50,719 --> 00:32:52,679 Billy: Look, she fucking plays with action figures 611 00:32:52,721 --> 00:32:54,139 and is into wrestling. 612 00:32:54,181 --> 00:32:56,308 It was so fucking hard not to laugh 613 00:32:56,349 --> 00:32:57,851 in her fucking face when I found out. 614 00:32:57,893 --> 00:32:59,603 Trish: Oh, my god. 615 00:32:59,644 --> 00:33:01,438 Did you see her costume tonight? 616 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,773 She looks like a fucking child. 617 00:33:08,111 --> 00:33:10,280 Take it out, Billy. 618 00:33:10,322 --> 00:33:11,781 Billy: Trish, I got to piss. 619 00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:14,242 Trish: Then do it. 620 00:33:14,284 --> 00:33:17,287 If you'll let me hold it. 621 00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:20,790 Billy: You are so fucking weird, Trish. 622 00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:24,711 Trish: Oh! 623 00:33:24,753 --> 00:33:27,005 - Billy: Get it everywhere. - Trish: I know! 624 00:33:27,631 --> 00:33:29,007 Oh, my god. 625 00:33:29,049 --> 00:33:31,009 Gary: That's the respect you deserve 626 00:33:31,051 --> 00:33:33,220 when you betray your teammates. 627 00:33:33,261 --> 00:33:36,556 Your boyfriend's pissing all over your room. 628 00:33:36,598 --> 00:33:39,601 This dumb little fucker is still in this house. 629 00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:41,186 You're the one with no life, 630 00:33:41,228 --> 00:33:42,828 and you're the one who's a gutless loser! 631 00:33:42,854 --> 00:33:46,483 Just like you and your stupid new friends! 632 00:33:46,525 --> 00:33:48,026 You good? 633 00:33:48,068 --> 00:33:49,611 That was a bit harsh at the end there. 634 00:33:49,653 --> 00:33:51,279 I really deserved it. 635 00:33:51,321 --> 00:33:54,491 So, yeah, fuck you, Billy and Daryl... 636 00:33:54,533 --> 00:33:56,952 - Billy's here! - Jack: Let go of him! 637 00:33:56,993 --> 00:33:59,829 Gary: Get your pissy hands off me! 638 00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:01,414 Get off of me! 639 00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:02,582 Billy: Move! 640 00:34:07,921 --> 00:34:09,506 Gary: What is this? Ritual murder? 641 00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:11,299 Miles: Looks like a circle jerk to me. 642 00:34:11,341 --> 00:34:13,301 Billy: No, I'm not gonna murder you, kid. 643 00:34:13,343 --> 00:34:14,403 Just gonna break all the other bones 644 00:34:14,427 --> 00:34:16,805 in your shitty little body. 645 00:34:16,846 --> 00:34:18,765 Sam, help us. 646 00:34:18,807 --> 00:34:21,309 Yeah, Sam. Have a heart. 647 00:34:21,351 --> 00:34:22,978 We're so sorry. 648 00:34:23,019 --> 00:34:24,729 You boys like to wrestle, huh? 649 00:34:26,690 --> 00:34:28,817 Ow, my arm! 650 00:34:28,858 --> 00:34:30,402 Let him go! 651 00:34:30,443 --> 00:34:31,837 Don't worry. It's not real. It's just wrestling. 652 00:34:31,861 --> 00:34:33,530 Let go of us! 653 00:34:33,572 --> 00:34:35,949 Sam, he's gonna break my fucking arm. Help me out here! 654 00:34:37,158 --> 00:34:39,578 You liked my moves, didn't you, Sam? 655 00:34:40,579 --> 00:34:42,956 You fucking asshole. 656 00:34:42,998 --> 00:34:45,625 Hey, who wants to see Dallas break this kid's fucking arm? 657 00:34:45,667 --> 00:34:47,460 - Crowd: Yeah! - No, no! 658 00:34:47,502 --> 00:34:48,628 No, you don't. 659 00:34:48,670 --> 00:34:50,046 Are you joking, man? 660 00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:51,548 Come on! 661 00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:53,758 No, man, I'm not fucking doing that. 662 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:57,345 Dallas! Dallas! Dallas! 663 00:34:57,387 --> 00:34:59,097 Gary: Stop! Stop! No. 664 00:34:59,139 --> 00:35:00,974 - Stop! - Dallas! Dallas! 665 00:35:01,016 --> 00:35:03,268 No! I'm not fucking doing that. 666 00:35:03,310 --> 00:35:04,769 - Stop! - You fucking coward! 667 00:35:04,811 --> 00:35:06,396 I'll do it myself! 668 00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:07,522 No, Billy, wait! 669 00:35:20,493 --> 00:35:23,622 Is that a-a fucking... 670 00:35:34,883 --> 00:35:37,052 Are you fucking kidding me? 671 00:35:37,927 --> 00:35:40,138 Why are you acting like a bunch of scared little kids? 672 00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:42,140 It's just one of their stupid fucking pranks! 673 00:35:42,182 --> 00:35:43,462 No reason to break up the party. 674 00:35:44,934 --> 00:35:46,645 Aaah! 675 00:35:46,686 --> 00:35:49,356 It's aliens! 676 00:35:51,274 --> 00:35:53,026 Let's go! 677 00:36:06,247 --> 00:36:08,208 Where's Sam?! 678 00:36:12,962 --> 00:36:14,255 Gary! 679 00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:36,569 Fucking arms off me, you alien fuck! 680 00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:38,905 Shit! 681 00:36:38,947 --> 00:36:41,366 Help! Sam, help! 682 00:36:44,577 --> 00:36:45,745 Get off! 683 00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:54,963 Please stop! 684 00:37:03,304 --> 00:37:05,014 Please go away! 685 00:37:17,444 --> 00:37:18,778 Gary. 686 00:37:32,292 --> 00:37:33,418 Gary? 687 00:37:37,380 --> 00:37:38,631 Gary? 688 00:37:41,843 --> 00:37:43,511 Gary! 689 00:37:43,553 --> 00:37:45,930 Hey, do you know where they took my brother? 690 00:37:45,972 --> 00:37:48,475 Please, help me. Please, we have to do something. 691 00:37:50,059 --> 00:37:51,770 They took them to the water. 692 00:37:53,229 --> 00:37:54,856 God damn it. 693 00:38:35,188 --> 00:38:36,940 I'm coming for you guys. 694 00:39:56,895 --> 00:39:57,979 Gary. 695 00:40:00,315 --> 00:40:01,900 Gary? 696 00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:06,029 Gary?! 697 00:40:10,658 --> 00:40:12,076 Gary?! 698 00:40:36,809 --> 00:40:38,436 Gary?! 699 00:40:41,481 --> 00:40:43,066 Gary? 700 00:41:46,879 --> 00:41:48,464 Trish: Help me! 701 00:41:58,474 --> 00:42:00,143 Billy, please, help me! 702 00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:12,905 Billy, help me! 703 00:42:17,493 --> 00:42:18,661 Help, Billy! 704 00:42:18,703 --> 00:42:21,372 Billy, please, help me! 705 00:42:26,961 --> 00:42:29,088 Please, Billy, help me! 706 00:42:30,048 --> 00:42:33,092 - What do you want me to do?! - I'm scared! 707 00:42:33,134 --> 00:42:35,636 Just get a fucking grip, man! You got to fucking do something! 708 00:42:35,678 --> 00:42:38,473 Get the fuck off and stop fucking talking! 709 00:42:38,514 --> 00:42:41,059 I don't want to die! 710 00:43:31,025 --> 00:43:32,610 No, no! 711 00:43:33,611 --> 00:43:36,697 What the fuck are you doing?! Fuck you! 712 00:43:36,739 --> 00:43:39,784 I fucking always had your back! Son of a bitch! 713 00:43:39,826 --> 00:43:42,078 No! What the fuck?! 714 00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:43,847 Get the fuck off of me! Where are you taking me?! 715 00:43:43,871 --> 00:43:45,099 Guys! Come on, this is our chance! 716 00:43:45,123 --> 00:43:47,500 - Not happening! - Get off him! 717 00:43:49,669 --> 00:43:51,254 Gary. 718 00:43:52,672 --> 00:43:54,924 Miles: Gary! 719 00:43:54,966 --> 00:43:57,635 Gary: Your hands taste like shit! 720 00:43:58,678 --> 00:44:01,681 G ow! Uys, guys, guys! 721 00:44:01,722 --> 00:44:03,933 Billy: Bye, loser! Can't wait to watch you die! 722 00:44:03,975 --> 00:44:06,269 Guys, guys, guys! 723 00:44:06,310 --> 00:44:08,354 Help! Guys, help! 724 00:44:08,396 --> 00:44:09,856 I'm not ready to die yet! 725 00:44:09,897 --> 00:44:10,982 Please, help! 726 00:44:14,193 --> 00:44:17,363 No! What the fuck?! What is this shit?! 727 00:44:17,405 --> 00:44:19,782 Billy, you fucking piece of shit! 728 00:44:19,824 --> 00:44:22,660 Where the fuck am I? What are you gonna do to me? 729 00:44:22,702 --> 00:44:24,996 Who the fuck are you? 730 00:44:25,037 --> 00:44:26,414 What do you want from me? 731 00:44:26,455 --> 00:44:28,916 Fuck. Just let me go. 732 00:44:28,958 --> 00:44:30,668 Somebody help me! 733 00:44:30,710 --> 00:44:34,213 Holy shit! You're sick, man! 734 00:44:34,255 --> 00:44:37,133 Listen, my dad's a doctor, okay? I'll take you to him. 735 00:44:37,175 --> 00:44:39,260 He can help you. All right? Just let me go. 736 00:44:41,721 --> 00:44:43,431 No. Don't put that shit on me. 737 00:44:43,472 --> 00:44:45,892 Fuck off. No. Get that shit away. 738 00:44:45,933 --> 00:44:48,728 No! No! 739 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:56,277 Get it off me! 740 00:45:06,412 --> 00:45:07,997 Gary: Guys, I can't move. Help! 741 00:45:08,039 --> 00:45:09,790 You've got garbage breath! 742 00:45:09,832 --> 00:45:12,835 Watch your friend die. Watch your fucking friend die. 743 00:45:14,337 --> 00:45:17,298 Billy, let go of them, you fucking asshole! 744 00:45:17,340 --> 00:45:18,925 - Billy: Say it! - Miles: I'm so sorry! 745 00:45:18,966 --> 00:45:21,594 Billy: Say it! Say you're sorry! 746 00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:26,432 No sto, p! Sam! 747 00:45:26,474 --> 00:45:28,559 Shh. Shh. 748 00:45:35,107 --> 00:45:37,109 Sam, hurry! 749 00:45:39,654 --> 00:45:41,530 - Yeah! - Holy shit! 750 00:45:41,572 --> 00:45:43,282 Gary: Get the fuck off me! 751 00:45:49,330 --> 00:45:50,748 Sam, look out! 752 00:45:53,834 --> 00:45:55,253 Fuck yeah! 753 00:45:58,506 --> 00:46:00,341 You fucking murderized them all. 754 00:46:00,383 --> 00:46:01,926 Where did you get the crazy sword? 755 00:46:03,261 --> 00:46:05,221 I stole it off a dead body. 756 00:46:05,263 --> 00:46:07,181 Whoa. Sick. 757 00:46:08,182 --> 00:46:09,225 Where's Billy? 758 00:46:11,477 --> 00:46:12,853 Shit. 759 00:46:12,895 --> 00:46:15,064 I can't see a fucking thing. 760 00:46:16,941 --> 00:46:18,526 Fuck do I get out of here? 761 00:46:22,405 --> 00:46:23,447 Dahas? 762 00:46:25,491 --> 00:46:26,534 Dahas? 763 00:46:35,584 --> 00:46:37,795 Holy fuck, buddy, is that you? 764 00:46:37,837 --> 00:46:39,922 Dahas? 765 00:46:39,964 --> 00:46:42,341 What the fuck did they do to you? 766 00:46:42,383 --> 00:46:44,593 Aah! 767 00:46:44,635 --> 00:46:47,305 Fuck! 768 00:46:49,932 --> 00:46:51,559 Holy shit! 769 00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:53,144 Go that way! 770 00:46:53,185 --> 00:46:55,187 That wa I go! Y. 771 00:47:00,943 --> 00:47:03,362 Billy? Hey, no, that's my gear! 772 00:47:03,404 --> 00:47:04,864 See you, fuckers. 773 00:47:06,782 --> 00:47:10,494 I hope a shark bites out your fucking throat, you coward! 774 00:47:11,620 --> 00:47:13,247 Guys, we need to go. 775 00:47:13,289 --> 00:47:15,329 Take this. Swim as fast as you can. Don't turn back. 776 00:47:17,001 --> 00:47:18,836 Guys, I don't think I can do this. 777 00:47:18,878 --> 00:47:20,921 It doesn't matter. We have to. 778 00:47:47,114 --> 00:47:49,158 Where's Jack?! 779 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:51,911 I don't know. Where's Sam? 780 00:47:51,952 --> 00:47:54,288 Where are you guys? 781 00:48:16,060 --> 00:48:17,978 Get to the dock. Quickly. 782 00:48:18,020 --> 00:48:19,105 Miles: Okay. 783 00:48:24,985 --> 00:48:26,987 Come on, Gary! Come on. 784 00:48:34,537 --> 00:48:36,163 Oh, my god. 785 00:48:40,292 --> 00:48:41,919 Come on, I have to go back! 786 00:48:41,961 --> 00:48:45,047 We can't. Those fucking aliens will get us. 787 00:48:45,089 --> 00:48:47,133 But she went out there to save us. 788 00:48:47,174 --> 00:48:50,344 Listen, if we go back, we're screwed. 789 00:48:50,386 --> 00:48:52,304 But it's my fault that they're dead anyways! 790 00:48:52,346 --> 00:48:54,056 I was such a dick! 791 00:48:54,098 --> 00:48:57,017 Listen, man, we were just kids being kids. 792 00:48:57,059 --> 00:48:59,937 We're allowed to be pieces of shit sometimes. 793 00:49:02,690 --> 00:49:07,153 My parents were never there for me, but Sam always was. 794 00:49:07,194 --> 00:49:11,740 And now my best friend and my only sister are fucking dead! 795 00:49:25,171 --> 00:49:26,672 We have to go back. 796 00:49:28,632 --> 00:49:30,759 I'm coming with you. 797 00:49:30,801 --> 00:49:31,969 All right. 798 00:49:32,011 --> 00:49:34,388 Count of three. Three, two... 799 00:49:35,598 --> 00:49:37,516 I got him! 800 00:49:37,558 --> 00:49:38,934 Sam! Sam, you're okay! 801 00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:40,269 Miles: Jack! 802 00:49:41,770 --> 00:49:43,939 We got to fucking go! They're coming! 803 00:49:46,442 --> 00:49:48,736 He's not breathing! 804 00:49:50,404 --> 00:49:51,530 Flashlight. 805 00:49:53,616 --> 00:49:55,159 Gary: Sam. Sam, he's not breathing. 806 00:49:55,201 --> 00:49:56,619 I know that, Gary. I know that. 807 00:49:56,660 --> 00:49:58,054 - Gary: Come on. - Miles: Oh, my god. 808 00:49:58,078 --> 00:49:59,705 Is he dead? 809 00:50:02,416 --> 00:50:04,877 - Fuck, fuck, fuck. - Gary: Come on. 810 00:50:04,919 --> 00:50:06,962 Jack, please. Wake up. 811 00:50:07,004 --> 00:50:08,756 Wake the fuck up, man! 812 00:50:08,797 --> 00:50:10,257 Come on, Jack. 813 00:50:10,299 --> 00:50:11,926 Jack, okay, don't die on us. 814 00:50:16,472 --> 00:50:19,058 Gary: Jack, they're coming! Here they come! 815 00:50:19,099 --> 00:50:20,893 Fuck. Come on. 816 00:50:20,935 --> 00:50:22,937 Gary: Come on, they're here! 817 00:50:22,978 --> 00:50:24,772 Miles: Fuck, don't stop! 818 00:50:24,813 --> 00:50:26,857 Come on, fuck! Wake up, Jack! 819 00:50:26,899 --> 00:50:28,901 Breathe! Fucking breathe! 820 00:50:28,943 --> 00:50:31,070 Sam: Fucking breathe! 821 00:50:31,111 --> 00:50:33,113 Come on, Jack! 822 00:50:35,991 --> 00:50:37,368 Jack, you're alive! 823 00:50:38,911 --> 00:50:41,413 - Jack, you're alive. - I'm alive? 824 00:50:42,665 --> 00:50:45,084 - Go! Run! - Oh, fuck! Go! 825 00:50:47,127 --> 00:50:48,796 - Go! - Run, run! 826 00:50:57,805 --> 00:50:59,056 Come on, we got to go! 827 00:51:03,644 --> 00:51:04,895 Come on, open the door! 828 00:51:04,937 --> 00:51:06,081 It's not opening! It's locked! 829 00:51:06,105 --> 00:51:08,566 Sam, why is the door locked? 830 00:51:08,607 --> 00:51:11,318 Fucking right, it's locked. Everything is locked. 831 00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:12,695 None of you fucks are getting in. 832 00:51:12,736 --> 00:51:15,698 Open the fucking door! It's our house! 833 00:51:15,739 --> 00:51:17,449 It's mine now. 834 00:51:17,491 --> 00:51:20,286 Billy, why are you doing this to us? 835 00:51:20,327 --> 00:51:23,038 Because you guys are a bunch of fucking losers, 836 00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:25,749 and no one's gonna give a fuck if you guys disappear. 837 00:51:25,791 --> 00:51:27,418 Fuck you, Billy! 838 00:51:27,459 --> 00:51:29,253 You're a piece of fucking garbage, 839 00:51:29,295 --> 00:51:31,422 and you're the one who has the shrimp dick! 840 00:51:32,590 --> 00:51:34,133 Guys? 841 00:51:40,472 --> 00:51:42,474 You guys remember Dallas. 842 00:51:42,516 --> 00:51:44,143 Ooh, he's looking pretty sharp. 843 00:51:47,688 --> 00:51:49,023 Go! 844 00:51:50,232 --> 00:51:51,859 Fuck! 845 00:51:56,905 --> 00:51:58,240 Fuck off, Dallas! 846 00:52:23,724 --> 00:52:26,185 Sam: Come on! Get to the woods! 847 00:52:31,148 --> 00:52:32,858 Come on! 848 00:52:32,900 --> 00:52:35,235 - Go! - Right behind you! 849 00:52:39,323 --> 00:52:41,575 Fuck! Fuck. 850 00:52:44,203 --> 00:52:45,245 Fuck. 851 00:52:53,087 --> 00:52:54,505 Fuck! 852 00:52:55,589 --> 00:52:57,007 Fuck! Fuck! 853 00:52:58,133 --> 00:53:00,552 What the fuck?! My fucking car! 854 00:53:00,594 --> 00:53:02,930 What the fuck?! 855 00:53:06,558 --> 00:53:09,186 You always were such a fucking idiot! 856 00:53:12,940 --> 00:53:14,233 Fuck! 857 00:53:25,953 --> 00:53:27,496 They're following us! 858 00:53:27,538 --> 00:53:30,249 Don't let them catch you! Bike faster! 859 00:53:30,290 --> 00:53:32,251 I don't think we can outbike this. 860 00:53:33,377 --> 00:53:35,087 Follow me! 861 00:53:46,432 --> 00:53:47,808 Follow me! 862 00:53:55,315 --> 00:53:57,693 Get down, get down. 863 00:54:00,195 --> 00:54:03,115 Shh! Guys, stay quiet. 864 00:54:30,267 --> 00:54:33,479 What? Where'd they go? 865 00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:35,481 I don't know. 866 00:54:35,522 --> 00:54:37,483 Did they finally leave? 867 00:54:37,524 --> 00:54:39,067 Miles: I hope so. 868 00:54:47,576 --> 00:54:48,827 You guys okay? 869 00:54:49,828 --> 00:54:51,330 I've never been this cold in my life. 870 00:54:51,371 --> 00:54:53,832 Whoa, whoa. Miles, deep breaths, okay? 871 00:54:53,874 --> 00:54:56,251 We're gonna be all right. 872 00:54:58,253 --> 00:55:01,256 I think the aliens were using human skin 873 00:55:01,298 --> 00:55:04,218 to fuel their spaceship. 874 00:55:04,259 --> 00:55:08,180 I don't want my body to be alien fuel. 875 00:55:10,015 --> 00:55:12,893 I'm never gonna see my mom again, am I? 876 00:55:15,187 --> 00:55:18,315 We're gonna get through this together. All right, buddy? 877 00:55:21,985 --> 00:55:23,612 Uh, Sam... 878 00:55:29,493 --> 00:55:34,623 I'm sorry for being such a piece of shit to you all this time. 879 00:55:34,665 --> 00:55:36,708 You were always there for me, 880 00:55:36,750 --> 00:55:39,711 even when our own parents weren't. 881 00:55:39,753 --> 00:55:42,172 And I just didn't want you to leave. 882 00:55:42,214 --> 00:55:45,509 Hey, Gary. Gary. 883 00:55:45,551 --> 00:55:47,010 I'm your sister. 884 00:55:48,345 --> 00:55:50,430 I'm not going anywhere. 885 00:55:53,100 --> 00:55:55,894 - I love you, okay? - I love you too. 886 00:55:57,646 --> 00:55:59,731 Okay. 887 00:55:59,773 --> 00:56:03,235 So, what do we do now? 888 00:56:03,277 --> 00:56:06,113 I mean, someone must have seen what just happened here. 889 00:56:08,282 --> 00:56:10,158 Just stay put and wait for help. 890 00:56:14,788 --> 00:56:16,540 Gary: Go! 891 00:56:25,382 --> 00:56:26,550 Run to the barn! 892 00:56:38,061 --> 00:56:39,438 What do you want?! 893 00:56:39,479 --> 00:56:43,942 Stay the fuck away from us! 894 00:56:52,075 --> 00:56:53,201 You want to dance? 895 00:56:55,370 --> 00:56:56,997 Let's go! 896 00:57:04,463 --> 00:57:05,672 Aah! 897 00:57:09,343 --> 00:57:11,053 Enjoy the view. 898 00:57:14,598 --> 00:57:18,393 Gary: Sam! Sam, come on! 899 00:57:28,070 --> 00:57:29,655 Close the door. 900 00:57:32,282 --> 00:57:34,326 - Did we lose them? - I fucking hope so. 901 00:57:34,368 --> 00:57:36,870 Okay, let's just find a place to hide. 902 00:57:36,912 --> 00:57:38,538 Let's go. 903 00:57:38,580 --> 00:57:40,707 Hey! Hey, let go of her! 904 00:57:40,749 --> 00:57:42,960 Get the fuck out of my hiding spot. 905 00:57:43,001 --> 00:57:45,420 What's your problem, Billy? Let her go. 906 00:57:45,462 --> 00:57:47,381 Jack: Yeah, let her go. 907 00:57:49,383 --> 00:57:53,679 Gary: Billy, get your hands off my sister. 908 00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:57,724 She saved all of our lives, including yours. 909 00:57:57,766 --> 00:58:00,060 She saved me? 910 00:58:02,020 --> 00:58:04,022 I saved her. 911 00:58:05,691 --> 00:58:07,985 Gave her a chance to be popular. 912 00:58:08,026 --> 00:58:10,696 Treated her like a queen, and what did she do? 913 00:58:10,737 --> 00:58:14,658 She threw the worst party ever, and now we're all going to die! 914 00:58:14,700 --> 00:58:18,453 Billy, I swear to fucking god, let her go! 915 00:58:18,495 --> 00:58:20,330 Billy, don't. 916 00:58:20,372 --> 00:58:21,581 Shut up! 917 00:58:21,623 --> 00:58:23,041 This is your last fucking chance. 918 00:58:23,083 --> 00:58:24,626 Let her go now! 919 00:58:24,668 --> 00:58:26,461 Be quiet. 920 00:58:28,338 --> 00:58:30,632 He'll hear you. 921 00:58:30,674 --> 00:58:32,217 Who? 922 00:58:32,259 --> 00:58:35,178 So your best friend is still trying to kill you? 923 00:58:35,220 --> 00:58:37,014 Okay. 924 00:58:37,055 --> 00:58:38,223 How about this? 925 00:58:39,725 --> 00:58:43,562 You let her go right now, maybe I won't scream so loud 926 00:58:43,603 --> 00:58:45,331 that Dallas will be here in a couple seconds! 927 00:58:45,355 --> 00:58:47,858 - Shut your mouth! - No! 928 00:58:47,899 --> 00:58:50,152 You shut your shitty-ass mouth! 929 00:58:50,193 --> 00:58:52,529 Yeah, I'm tired of hearing and smelling shit 930 00:58:52,571 --> 00:58:54,614 coming out of your face hole! 931 00:58:54,656 --> 00:58:56,324 What? 932 00:58:56,366 --> 00:58:58,452 - You heard me! - Yeah! 933 00:58:58,493 --> 00:59:00,120 Fine, fine, fine. 934 00:59:00,162 --> 00:59:02,497 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 935 00:59:02,539 --> 00:59:03,999 I'll just kill your fucking sister! 936 00:59:04,041 --> 00:59:06,126 You're a psycho, Billy! 937 00:59:06,168 --> 00:59:08,378 Night-night, Billy. 938 00:59:08,420 --> 00:59:09,755 Yeah! 939 00:59:09,796 --> 00:59:11,381 Die, Billy! 940 00:59:11,423 --> 00:59:12,841 Suck crystal! 941 00:59:12,883 --> 00:59:14,676 - Miles: Go, Jack! - Gary: Fuck you! 942 00:59:16,261 --> 00:59:18,638 Let's feed him to Dallas! 943 00:59:21,975 --> 00:59:23,560 Oh! 944 00:59:25,437 --> 00:59:27,439 Aah! 945 00:59:33,945 --> 00:59:35,489 Oh, fuck. 946 00:59:36,406 --> 00:59:37,866 Jack! 947 00:59:39,201 --> 00:59:41,078 You fucking monster! 948 00:59:44,456 --> 00:59:45,582 Jack! 949 00:59:49,336 --> 00:59:50,378 You. 950 00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:52,923 Billy, what did you do? 951 00:59:54,007 --> 00:59:56,760 It's not my fault, Sam. You made me do this. 952 00:59:56,802 --> 00:59:58,553 I didn't make you do this. 953 00:59:58,595 --> 01:00:01,723 I didn't make you do anything! You did this! 954 01:00:01,765 --> 01:00:03,767 I said shut the fuck up or he'll hear you! 955 01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:11,775 Billy. 956 01:00:11,817 --> 01:00:12,901 Billy. 957 01:00:12,943 --> 01:00:14,986 Oh, shit, it's Dallas. 958 01:00:15,570 --> 01:00:16,738 Billy! 959 01:00:16,780 --> 01:00:18,406 Let's go! 960 01:00:20,117 --> 01:00:22,285 Go, go, go, go, 90! 961 01:00:22,327 --> 01:00:25,080 - Come on! - No, where the fuck you going? 962 01:00:25,122 --> 01:00:26,623 Slow the fuck down! 963 01:00:32,170 --> 01:00:33,672 The attic. Let's go. 964 01:00:33,713 --> 01:00:35,924 - Okay. - I'm gonna fucking kill you! 965 01:00:41,054 --> 01:00:44,599 Fuck you, you fucking maniac. 966 01:00:45,851 --> 01:00:46,852 Ah! 967 01:00:46,893 --> 01:00:48,770 Broke my fucking nose. 968 01:00:55,152 --> 01:00:56,278 Holy shit! 969 01:00:56,319 --> 01:00:57,445 Go, go, go! 970 01:00:57,487 --> 01:00:59,156 Gary, they're coming! 971 01:00:59,197 --> 01:01:02,242 Gary: Why won't these fucking aliens leave us alone?! 972 01:01:06,371 --> 01:01:08,582 Dallas. 973 01:01:08,623 --> 01:01:11,751 Look, I fucked up. 974 01:01:11,793 --> 01:01:14,087 I was scared. 975 01:01:14,129 --> 01:01:15,797 I know you're still in there, bro. 976 01:01:18,425 --> 01:01:20,218 I know you're still my buddy. 977 01:01:20,260 --> 01:01:23,263 So fucking fight it, man. Fucking fight it! 978 01:01:23,805 --> 01:01:26,141 Aaaaaah! 979 01:01:39,946 --> 01:01:41,406 Hurry the fuck up! 980 01:01:46,828 --> 01:01:49,080 What the fuck? Oh, my god. 981 01:01:49,122 --> 01:01:50,540 Oh, Jack. 982 01:01:58,924 --> 01:02:00,592 Oh, my god! 983 01:02:01,801 --> 01:02:03,178 Gary, look out! 984 01:02:04,471 --> 01:02:05,472 Hey, Dallas. 985 01:02:08,308 --> 01:02:10,310 Come on, I never did anything to you. 986 01:02:14,856 --> 01:02:16,483 Please, I'm sorry! 987 01:02:16,524 --> 01:02:18,360 Please! 988 01:02:25,283 --> 01:02:26,368 Holy shit! 989 01:02:26,409 --> 01:02:27,827 Sam, be careful! Watch out! 990 01:02:32,249 --> 01:02:33,583 Oh, fuck. 991 01:02:36,711 --> 01:02:38,463 Dropkick. 992 01:02:42,968 --> 01:02:46,304 Sam, do the dropkick! 993 01:02:47,806 --> 01:02:49,307 Sorry, Dallas. 994 01:02:49,349 --> 01:02:50,475 Aah! 995 01:02:58,275 --> 01:02:59,901 - Aah! - Gary! 996 01:03:04,948 --> 01:03:06,449 Don't let go, Gary! 997 01:03:06,491 --> 01:03:09,077 I'm holding on! 998 01:03:15,625 --> 01:03:16,960 Hold on, Gary! 999 01:03:18,169 --> 01:03:20,213 I'm slipping! I'm slipping! 1000 01:03:20,255 --> 01:03:22,882 No, you're fucking not! Hold on to my hand! 1001 01:03:24,634 --> 01:03:26,177 Aaah! 1002 01:03:26,219 --> 01:03:28,638 No, Gary! 1003 01:03:32,851 --> 01:03:36,021 Gary, hold on! Hold on! 1004 01:03:37,188 --> 01:03:39,024 Sam, help! 1005 01:03:40,817 --> 01:03:43,987 Help! 1006 01:03:44,029 --> 01:03:46,156 Somebody help us! 1007 01:03:46,197 --> 01:03:49,617 Please, help! 1008 01:03:49,659 --> 01:03:53,371 Help us! Please! 1009 01:03:53,413 --> 01:03:55,540 Holy shit! 1010 01:03:55,582 --> 01:03:57,167 What are we gonna do? 1011 01:03:57,208 --> 01:04:00,545 Grand finale. 1012 01:04:00,587 --> 01:04:02,380 What? 1013 01:04:02,422 --> 01:04:06,051 The grand finale. 1014 01:04:06,092 --> 01:04:11,806 Send those aliens to hell, and tell them Jack sent them. 1015 01:04:11,848 --> 01:04:15,643 You're a fucking genius, buddy. Don't die on me! 1016 01:04:24,444 --> 01:04:26,529 Fuck space. 1017 01:04:36,748 --> 01:04:38,500 Holy shit! 1018 01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:47,926 Aaah! 1019 01:04:47,967 --> 01:04:49,427 Help! 1020 01:04:49,469 --> 01:04:51,096 Help us! 1021 01:04:51,137 --> 01:04:52,597 Please! 1022 01:05:04,401 --> 01:05:06,236 Grand finale. 1023 01:05:06,277 --> 01:05:07,821 Holy shit! 1024 01:05:07,862 --> 01:05:09,030 You did it, Jack. 1025 01:05:12,700 --> 01:05:14,202 Sam, catch! 1026 01:05:23,002 --> 01:05:25,547 I told you I kick ass with a sword. 1027 01:05:25,588 --> 01:05:27,298 Whoa! 1028 01:05:30,552 --> 01:05:31,886 Jack! 1029 01:05:31,928 --> 01:05:33,680 - Jack, are you okay? - Is he all right? 1030 01:05:33,721 --> 01:05:34,848 Miles: Barely. 1031 01:05:34,889 --> 01:05:37,225 Sam: Hey, Jack. Hey, buddy. 1032 01:05:37,267 --> 01:05:40,270 Hey, Jack. 1033 01:05:40,311 --> 01:05:41,688 Jack, hey. 1034 01:05:41,729 --> 01:05:43,940 What happened? 1035 01:05:43,982 --> 01:05:46,234 Where am I? 1036 01:05:49,279 --> 01:05:50,864 There was just a little accident. 1037 01:05:50,905 --> 01:05:53,825 But you're in our clubhouse. You're gonna be fine. 1038 01:05:53,867 --> 01:05:55,660 We're gonna get you some help, okay? 1039 01:05:55,702 --> 01:05:58,037 What happened to the aliens? 1040 01:06:00,165 --> 01:06:01,833 Blew them up. 1041 01:06:01,875 --> 01:06:03,877 It was fucking awesome. 1042 01:06:03,918 --> 01:06:05,628 Come on. Help me get him up. 1043 01:06:09,632 --> 01:06:11,468 Come on, Jack. Stay with us, Jack. 1044 01:06:11,509 --> 01:06:13,261 - Sam... - Stop, stop. 1045 01:06:15,722 --> 01:06:17,724 Hey, Jack, what is it? 1046 01:06:19,434 --> 01:06:24,481 Will you protect the crystal? 1047 01:06:33,656 --> 01:06:35,366 With my life, buddy. 1048 01:06:35,408 --> 01:06:38,411 You're the coolest. 1049 01:06:41,706 --> 01:06:43,249 Jack, Jack. 1050 01:06:43,291 --> 01:06:44,918 Wake up. Come on! 1051 01:06:44,959 --> 01:06:46,628 Stay with us, Jack. Come on. 1052 01:06:46,669 --> 01:06:49,255 Gary: Jack. Jack, Jack! 1053 01:06:49,297 --> 01:06:50,483 Miles: Come on, Jack. Stay with us. 1054 01:06:50,507 --> 01:06:51,674 Jack, come on. 1055 01:06:51,716 --> 01:06:54,177 Come on, Jack. Come on. 1056 01:06:54,219 --> 01:06:55,720 Jack. 1057 01:06:56,930 --> 01:07:00,099 Jack. Come on, Jack. 1058 01:07:00,141 --> 01:07:01,684 Come on! Come on, Jack. 1059 01:07:08,191 --> 01:07:10,068 Shit, shit, shit! 1060 01:07:11,778 --> 01:07:13,446 Shit, why now?! 1061 01:07:13,488 --> 01:07:15,406 Give us a fucking break already! 1062 01:07:33,675 --> 01:07:36,135 We got kids. Bag them. 1063 01:07:39,222 --> 01:07:40,598 They're fucking here. 1064 01:07:40,640 --> 01:07:42,117 Our friend is dying. You got to help us. 1065 01:07:42,141 --> 01:07:44,561 Please help... 1066 01:07:46,479 --> 01:07:48,273 Sam, no! 1067 01:07:48,314 --> 01:07:50,775 Get it off me! 1068 01:08:09,586 --> 01:08:10,878 Take it away. 1069 01:14:15,242 --> 01:14:19,163 Dad: Oh, my god. Family portrait is ruined. 1070 01:14:19,205 --> 01:14:20,915 I mean, what happened here? 1071 01:14:20,957 --> 01:14:22,708 Mom: Did they have a party here? 1072 01:14:22,750 --> 01:14:24,001 Dad: You got to be kidding me. 1073 01:14:24,043 --> 01:14:26,379 They turned our house into a shithole? 1074 01:14:26,420 --> 01:14:28,339 Mom: Sam, how could you let this happen? 1075 01:14:28,381 --> 01:14:30,800 Dad: This is gonna cost a fortune to fix! 1076 01:14:30,841 --> 01:14:32,468 Mom: Where's Gary? 1077 01:14:32,510 --> 01:14:33,779 Dad: I'm so... 1078 01:14:33,803 --> 01:14:35,805 - Mom: Samantha! - Dad: Angry! 1079 01:14:35,846 --> 01:14:36,973 I don't even know where... 1080 01:14:37,014 --> 01:14:38,641 I can't believe we trusted them! 1081 01:14:38,683 --> 01:14:41,769 You're the one who wanted to have them! Ohh! 1082 01:14:41,811 --> 01:14:44,981 - Is that thing on? - You've got to be kidding me! 1083 01:14:45,022 --> 01:14:47,066 I mean, our place is fucked! 1084 01:14:47,108 --> 01:14:49,360 Gary, if this has something to do with your movie, 1085 01:14:49,402 --> 01:14:51,028 I'm gonna ground you and your sister 1086 01:14:51,070 --> 01:14:52,655 for the rest of your lives. 1087 01:14:52,697 --> 01:14:55,408 These damn kids don't deserve parents like us. 1088 01:15:00,955 --> 01:15:02,331 Dad: What's happening?! 68083

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