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Shit!
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Late again.
Story of my life.
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My first job interview in ages.
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Oh, shit!
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And with Mike Reddy, no less,
hottest media mogul in the biz.
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Shit.
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I need to pull it together.
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- I'm pulling it together.
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I got this.
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Oh, thanks.
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Look out, world,
today is my day.
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- Oh, oh. Oh.
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Shit. Damn it.
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I got it.
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Oh, my goodness,
that is very kind of you.
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Of course.
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What kind of person would I be
if I didn't?
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Oh, thank you.
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Did you hear Mike pulled a Karen
on Karen?
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He went off on her.
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Oh, this place used to be
so much fun.
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Uh, Mike Reddy wouldn't know fun
if it kneed him in the balls.
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Well, I got my feelers out
and when I land something,
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- I'm gonna bounce.
- Okay.
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I know I'm two minutes late.
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There was a lot
of elevator traffic,
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which I could have avoided,
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but then there
was this old lady--
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Sorry, elderly lady.
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Anyways, it was
a real ethical Sophie's choice.
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Zucky, I-- I have to go,
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but you know,
this is why no one likes you.
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- He's so meta.
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All right, your uncle
speaks very highly of you.
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I looked through your résumé.
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Top of your class at BU.
Very nice.
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I also went to college
in Boston.
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- Emerson.
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Very funny.
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Two years out of school
and still no job.
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- Your parents must be...
- Dead.
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- Oh, I--
- No, I'm kidding.
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Well, no, I'm not,
they are dead.
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Um, I don't know
why I said that.
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What I meant to say is
if they were alive,
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they would probably blame
this post-pandemy economy.
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Am I right?
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Fair point.
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So tell me what um, excites you
about Heywood Media?
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So many things.
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a media company whose CEO
is also the founder
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with over 200 employees
in offices across the country.
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Or should I say "globe"?
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Congrats
on the new London office.
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Looks like you did
your homework,
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but anyone can Google.
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What do you really know
about my company?
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Well, um,
I didn't wanna go here,
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but since you asked,
word on the street is
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- company morale is low.
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Our employees
are some of the highest paid
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in this industry.
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Studies show that money
doesn't replace fun.
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People wanna feel appreciated.
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Are you telling me how
to run a company
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- that I started from scratch?
- Of course not.
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I-- I'm just
keeping it fortune 100.
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and I know not everyone
can be Sara Blakely
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taking her team to Hawaii
on a private jet.
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- She-- she does that?
- Yes.
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But little things,
like bowling
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or softball or a company picnic,
they go a long way.
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In over 20 years,
I've never had someone
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come in for an interview
and talk to me like this.
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I'm sorry.
I was just speaking my mind.
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And you might be right.
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I admit I have become
a little bit of a...
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- Tight ass?
- Don't push it.
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But you do make a valid point
and I do respect honesty,
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so what the hell?
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- Let's do this.
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Um, so embarrassing.
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Let me just uh...
I'm so sorry.
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Holy shit!
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My TikTok is blowing up!
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Oh! Well, congratulations.
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You know,
we are a media company.
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- Let me take a look.
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So boycott Vikki's,
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because you vote
with your dollar.
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Plus, I heard
they found the prototype
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for these bras
on Epstein's island.
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Ew.
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I read that in the comments.
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- Our company made this ad.
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- Oh, shit.
- Oh, shit.
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I spoke with Mike.
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Ah, now I get it.
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I really tried!
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You know,
not every single thought belongs
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on the internet.
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Can I get
a tequila on the rocks?
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- Extra limes. Make it a double.
- She'll have an iced tea.
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Tío, this is a time for alcohol.
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Oh, si, como no?
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Poor millennial
blowing yet another interview
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your rich Tío set up for you.
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Will some avocado toast
make you feel better?
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First of all, I'm Gen Z,
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and secondly,
it wasn't my fault.
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Uh, maybe I'm just not cut out
for a traditional 9:00 to 5:00.
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Ariana, you're educated,
smart, charming,
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so why do you keep getting
in your own way?
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Do you remember
what your parents always said?
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No empiences.
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Show me your friends
and I'll show you who you are.
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But I don't have any friends.
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That's the problem.
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I'm doing a lot of traveling,
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so I spoke to the head
of Gilmore Country Club
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and I'm gifting you
a seasonal membership.
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Tío, you might enjoy
showing off your timepiece
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with those nepo baby boomers,
but I could never.
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I planned a party at the club
for your birthday
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and I fully expect you
to fill it
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with all your new friends.
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Yeah, I'd love to,
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but I have a root canal
that day.
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Look, I'm serious.
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IQ isn't enough,
you need to have EQ.
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And your stuffy country club
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is gonna give me
emotional depth?
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It's worth a try.
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If you prove that you've matured
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and surrounded yourself
with high-quality friends,
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I'll get you another interview
at Heywood.
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Besides I think
it would do you good
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to get back
to some family traditions.
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And if you don't, well--
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I'll have no choice,
but to cut you off.
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You can't do that!
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All because
I don't wanna assimilate?
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Gilmore is full of lawyers,
doctors, business owners.
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I want you to surround yourself
with that caliber of friends.
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- Ensenyame tus amigos--
- And you'll show me who I am.
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You already said that.
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I'd appreciate it if you didn't
use my dead parents
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as emotional manipulation.
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Ariana... that accident
wasn't your responsibility.
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What you do
with the rest of your life is.
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You know what you have to do.
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Go drown my sorrows
in Postmates tequila,
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and self-loathing?
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Mr. Peters will be expecting you
at noon tomorrow.
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Don't be late.
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I'll consider it,
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but you're not
my favorite tío right now.
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Oh.
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I'm your only tío.
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Oh, this day
couldn't get any worse!
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[birds chirping in background
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Ariana?
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- Oh, fuck me.
Oh, my God, girl!
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I haven't seen you
since you dropped out of kappa!
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- Yeah.
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- Ooh, you're...
- Pregnant!
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- On purpose?
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You always were the funny one.
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Of course, on purpose.
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Harry and I.
You remember Harry?
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Hung-like-a-horse Harry?
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They called him that?
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Anyway, we did Europe
after graduation
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- and he proposed in Paris.
- Wow.
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Yeah, planning a wedding,
while I was at Yale Business,
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was no easy feat,
but it all worked out.
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Whoa! Elon Musk could see
that thing from space!
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Oh, you think?
I could ask him.
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Congratulations on everything.
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But I just gave you
my one-woman show.
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What about you?
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Are you just killin'
the PR world?
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Uh, yeah, pretty much.
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I just had an interview
at Heywood Media.
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Congrats. When do you hear back?
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Any day now.
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But you know,
I pretty much crushed it.
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- Yes, you did.
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And any boyfriends
or girlfriends?
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I'm still looking
for the right guy,
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but you know, can't hurt
to have fun in the meantime.
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Aw!
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And I went viral this morning.
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- No big deal.
- That's nice.
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I also just joined this
really exclusive country club.
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It was super hard to get into,
but I pulled some strings.
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Oh, my God, which one?
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Gilmore Country Club.
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Get out. That's my club!
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Whoa! What are the chances?
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Oh, you'll love it!
It's a great place to network.
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I mean it has to be, right,
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to make up for
that 100-grand initiation fee.
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Oh, you could stop
climate change
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- with that kinda cash.
- Well, listen, I have to run.
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So uh, let's meet up at Gilmore.
I'll introduce you to the girls.
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You'll have margs,
I'll have tea.
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It'll be great.
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- Yeah, great.
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Oh,
even your hair smells perfect.
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- Okay, bye.
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Can't wait!
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Romeo, Romeo,
wherefore art thou, Romeo?
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Oh, hi, over here.
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- Romeo.
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Men are so fickle.
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I know I've only known Damien
for 10 minutes,
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but we're for sure soul mates.
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Hell yeah. Soul mates!
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Pfft! I call bullshit.
Right, Romeo?
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I just wanted to show Damien
my best side, right?
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so I'm not telling him
about the three kids I have.
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Romeo, you're my friend, right?
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Shit.
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Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Employee parking's around back.
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I'm actually a member.
My tío is George Alvarez.
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Ms. Alvarez, I'm so sorry.
Mr. Peters is expecting you.
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It's Ariana.
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Oh, let me park the car for you.
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- It's okay. I'll do it myself.
- Of course, yeah!
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Uh, just right over there
in between that uh,
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the Porsche and the Cadillac.
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Mmhmm.
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Phew!
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Oh, I said dressing on the side.
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I'm sorry, Mrs. Harrison.
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I will have the kitchen
fix that.
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Oh, Skyler, mine is on the side.
We can switch.
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Don't be ridiculous,
she can bring me a new one.
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And no croutons. Thank you.
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Mmhmm.
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Since when does staff
get to walk
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through the main building?
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I'm calling Mr. Peters.
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No, that's Ariana!
We went to college together.
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She's a member.
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Honey, members know
how to dress at Gilmore.
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She's new. And she's very funny.
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- Just give her a chance.
- Well, I wanna meet her.
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Ugh, golf.
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Eh, Ms. Alvarez!
Thanks for comin' in.
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I'm Richard Peters,
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the General Manager here
at Gilmore.
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Your uncle has spoken
very highly of you.
255
00:12:03,305 --> 00:12:05,349
Well, either you're lying
or he is.
256
00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:06,725
But either way, I appreciate it.
257
00:12:06,725 --> 00:12:08,978
He also said you were blunt
258
00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:11,397
and that you'd need help
with the dress code.
259
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:15,484
So, let's go to the pro shop,
and pick out some proper attire,
260
00:12:15,484 --> 00:12:17,236
and then I can show you around.
261
00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:19,613
Yeah, I actually worked
really hard on this outfit.
262
00:12:19,613 --> 00:12:20,990
I know it looks
like I just threw it together,
263
00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:22,741
but that's like
kind of the point.
264
00:12:22,741 --> 00:12:24,118
Well, your uncle also mentioned
265
00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:26,370
that you
have oppositional behavior.
266
00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:29,290
- Okay, now, who's the blunt one?
- Shall we?
267
00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:38,841
Jason,
this is Mr. Alvarez's niece.
268
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:41,886
We need to get her
into proper golf attire.
269
00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:58,777
Jason.
- Oh, hi. I mean...
270
00:12:58,777 --> 00:13:00,905
Why don't you pick out
a few things
271
00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:02,490
and head out to the patio
for a drink,
272
00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:04,033
and I'll meet you there?
273
00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:09,038
Wow! He seems fun.
274
00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:11,499
He's strict, but great.
275
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,510
You don't have to stare.
I'm not gonna steal anything.
276
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:25,513
- No, Ms. Alvarez, I wasn't--
- And it's Ariana.
277
00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:27,973
Uh, last names only.
It's club policy.
278
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:30,726
Oh, gosh, what is this place?
Some kind of cult?
279
00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:31,936
'Cause that might make it
more appealing.
280
00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:35,231
- Woah! $90 for a skort!
281
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:36,565
Are you kidding me?
282
00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:37,942
They're really comfortable.
283
00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:40,110
Uh, I mean that's what
all the ladies say.
284
00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:42,029
For 90 bucks,
it better make me squirt
285
00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:43,030
and do my taxes.
286
00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:45,032
Uh, I can check with my manager.
287
00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:49,119
I mean it is pretty cute.
And I'm a sucker for pockets.
288
00:13:49,119 --> 00:13:50,829
Almost makes me
wanna hit some balls.
289
00:13:50,829 --> 00:13:52,957
- Have you ever played?
- Yes.
290
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:55,751
Mini golf
with a bad online date.
291
00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:57,086
If you're interested,
292
00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:59,046
I could set you up
with some lessons.
293
00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:00,381
I appreciate the hustle,
294
00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:02,299
but I'm just here
for the day-drinking
295
00:14:02,299 --> 00:14:03,884
and the patriarchal dress code.
296
00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:04,969
Fair enough.
297
00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:08,722
Charge it to my tío's account.
298
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:11,225
Wow!
299
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:16,772
Okay, ladies, I win again.
That's 200 from both of you.
300
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:21,110
Ariana! You made it.
Good to see you.
301
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:23,279
Come meet everyone.
This is Skyler.
302
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,447
Harrison. Also club champion.
303
00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:27,449
Five years running,
but it's not that important.
304
00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:29,868
Of course not
or you wouldn't mention it.
305
00:14:29,868 --> 00:14:30,828
Well, the champion does get
306
00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:32,371
their yearly membership
dues waived.
307
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,164
So, it keeps the hubby happy.
308
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,709
Skyler, you're so bad.
309
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,920
And this is Jenny.
Recently married.
310
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,171
The wedding was stunning.
311
00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:43,549
Hey, I've seen you before.
312
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:46,468
Wait, you're on Lusty Lagoon!
You're a Dallas cheerleader!
313
00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:50,139
That's me! Or was me.
314
00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:52,850
I'm retired now.
Also, keeps the hubby happy.
315
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,643
What about you, Air-anna?
316
00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:56,979
- It's Ariana.
- Same, same.
317
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:59,148
Becky has really
sung your praises.
318
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:00,357
Becky?
319
00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:01,442
So what are you?
320
00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:04,111
Married? Divorced? Children?
321
00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:04,903
I'd like to say
322
00:15:04,903 --> 00:15:06,697
I'm a connoisseur
of dating apps.
323
00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:09,033
So, single. How surprising.
324
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:09,908
I'm not worried.
325
00:15:09,908 --> 00:15:11,744
Marriage is basically
legal prostitution
326
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,246
that's been romanticized into
this billion-dollar industry.
327
00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:20,419
- But congrats, Jenny!
- Aw, thank you so much!
328
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:22,838
But tell me,
how much locker-room action
329
00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:24,214
do you cheerleaders really get?
330
00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:26,300
- Ariana.
- Oh, come on!
331
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,719
53 big, chiseled men.
How many can you count?
332
00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:31,096
Jenny, no,
you don't have to answer that.
333
00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:33,223
Ariana, that--
that's not appropriate.
334
00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:35,809
Jenny's married
to a highly-respected attorney.
335
00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:37,102
Twenty-two.
336
00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:38,979
Yeah, threesomes, foursomes.
337
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:40,981
And don't even get me started
with Super Bowl Sunday.
338
00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:42,733
- Jenny!
- It was wild.
339
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:43,776
Jenny, what has gotten into you?
340
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:44,818
Come on, Becca!
341
00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:46,070
Like you don't let Harry
in the back door
342
00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,613
- once in a while!
343
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,198
- Oh, only on special occasions.
344
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,616
Ladies, that's enough!
345
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:55,996
Good afternoon, ladies.
346
00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:58,666
Ms. Alvarez, are you ready
for the grand tour?
347
00:15:58,666 --> 00:15:59,583
I can't wait.
348
00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:04,254
- Lovely to meet you all.
- You, too.
349
00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:05,130
Bye.
350
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,300
Well, that got way
off the rails.
351
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,760
I don't know what came over me!
352
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,970
Sounds like a lot of people
from what you just said.
353
00:16:11,970 --> 00:16:13,555
Please, stop!
354
00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:15,557
This is exactly the kind
of vile behavior
355
00:16:15,557 --> 00:16:18,060
someone like Ariana brings out
in all of us.
356
00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:21,689
Your friend may clean up nicely,
but she's not Gilmore material.
357
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:22,898
She's not my friend.
358
00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:26,318
We just knew each other
from college.
359
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:27,403
I understand.
360
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:30,239
You.
361
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,408
Come here. What's her deal?
362
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:34,993
- How'd she get in here?
- Mr. Alvarez's niece?
363
00:16:34,993 --> 00:16:37,121
He's sponsoring her
for a seasonal membership.
364
00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:39,498
I see. So, she's not a member.
365
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:40,833
She's a member's guest.
366
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,209
What difference does it make?
367
00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:44,545
All the difference in the world.
368
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:46,714
She won't last a week.
369
00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:48,257
Cheers, ladies.
370
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:53,262
I get it.
371
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:54,930
I don't know what came over me
and then you were like
372
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:56,849
- Jenny, enough.
373
00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:02,187
Thanks for saving me.
374
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:04,106
Did they welcome you
with open arms?
375
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:05,149
Not exactly.
376
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:09,445
Yeah, I didn't think so.
But they'll warm up to you.
377
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:11,864
Or they won't. It's a tossup.
378
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:12,948
So where's Mr. Peters?
379
00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:14,491
Did you knock him off
for the insurance money?
380
00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:17,035
Uh, I was about to,
381
00:17:17,035 --> 00:17:19,204
but then he got pulled
into a meeting.
382
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:21,331
Oh, love a plot twist.
383
00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:25,294
So, now, it's my job
to give you the grand tour.
384
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:29,465
I was given orders to explain
some very important rules.
385
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:31,884
Okay. This is a cult.
386
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,844
Could be.
387
00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:36,138
Um, but listen,
the trick is knowin'
388
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:38,557
which rules matter
and which ones don't.
389
00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:42,936
Alright, so, rule number 1.
390
00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:44,521
The dress code is everything.
391
00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:49,818
And no public intoxication,
no gambling, and no cursing.
392
00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:02,289
Fuck! You little cock-sucker,
you cheated!
393
00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:03,999
Take a chill pill, Dad.
394
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:07,753
I'm sorry, son,
but you can take that chill pill
395
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,671
and shove it up
your little 8-year-old ass,
396
00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:11,173
- okay?
397
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,217
I guess
that rule doesn't matter.
398
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:15,969
Yeah, we try to keep that
to a minimum.
399
00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:18,722
But you catch on quick, Alvarez.
400
00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:20,808
A loophole
to the last-name policy.
401
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:21,809
I'm impressed.
402
00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:24,770
Okay, what's next?
403
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:28,565
Yeah, um, sorry about all that.
404
00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:32,361
Um, but we do
have one of the top courses
405
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:33,195
in the world,
406
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:36,198
which is, of course,
wasted on you.
407
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:39,993
Unfortunately, yes.
I hate the sport. Do you play?
408
00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:42,412
Presently, no.
It's not really for me.
409
00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:44,623
But I am one hell of a caddie.
410
00:18:58,595 --> 00:19:01,807
So, uh,
this is our men's lounge,
411
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:05,602
and per rule number 5,
no women are allowed in.
412
00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:08,689
It's a deeply problematic tradition.
413
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:11,567
Yeah, it's almost like
our forefathers hated women.
414
00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:19,741
And this is the main
dining room.
415
00:19:19,741 --> 00:19:21,952
Wow! Fuck me!
416
00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:25,372
- Uh, excuse me?
417
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:33,005
And that is the perfect segue
to our last rule.
418
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,132
No fraternizing with the staff.
419
00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:36,425
Fraternizing?
420
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:38,427
No hookin' up, dating
421
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:40,596
or falling madly and deeply
in love.
422
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:41,597
Hmm.
423
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,849
You know, fraternizing.
424
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:48,937
Ms. Alvarez, my apologies,
425
00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:51,565
but I'm sure Jason
has properly introduced you
426
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:54,735
- to Gilmore.
- Yes, he was very informative.
427
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:56,445
It was my pleasure.
428
00:19:56,445 --> 00:20:00,824
Well, just in case, here
is everything you need to know.
429
00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:02,159
Please read it, thoroughly.
430
00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:03,660
- It'll help you--
- Assimilate?
431
00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:06,038
- Fit in.
- Hmm.
432
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:09,541
Your uncle is family here.
So that makes you family, too.
433
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:12,544
Just respect the rules
and we'll all have a great time.
434
00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:14,671
Oh, I will be on
my best behavior.
435
00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:15,505
Good.
436
00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:17,633
Jesus Christ, Peters!
437
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:20,469
No wonder we can't attract
any fresh blood around here,
438
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:22,679
- you're scaring off the youth.
439
00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:25,891
Ms. Alvarez,
this is Ms. Archebold.
440
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,060
The name is Stella, my dear.
441
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,062
- Ariana.
- Very nice to meet you.
442
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,605
Welcome to Gilmore.
443
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:33,357
Come to the luncheon
this afternoon.
444
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:34,691
You can sit at my table.
445
00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:37,319
I will let you get me drunk
and then I will start gossiping.
446
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:39,321
That's a tempting offer,
447
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:41,865
but I gotta catch up
on some light reading.
448
00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:43,909
- Yes.
- It's all you can eat lobster.
449
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:44,952
Oh, I'll be there.
450
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:46,662
I look forward to it.
451
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,252
Looks like Ariana's
really getting
452
00:20:54,252 --> 00:20:55,837
her uncle's money's worth.
453
00:20:56,713 --> 00:20:59,883
- I feel a little under-dressed.
- You look fine.
454
00:21:02,177 --> 00:21:03,804
So, I've heard a lot about you.
455
00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:06,348
Yes, I'm a liberal,
no, I did not get a boob job,
456
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,684
and yes,
I binge-watch cat videos.
457
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:13,105
A little personality
will do this club some good.
458
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,565
Too many cardboard cutouts
around here
459
00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:17,567
if you ask me,
which you did not,
460
00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:19,528
but I'm never one
to withhold an opinion.
461
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:20,737
Mm, respect.
462
00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:23,699
- My apologies.
- Oh!
463
00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:26,118
I believe this belongs
to you, Ms. Archebold.
464
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:29,037
Jason, you're a lifesaver.
Thank you so much.
465
00:21:29,037 --> 00:21:30,580
Anything for my favorite member.
466
00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:37,129
Oh, if I were 20 years younger,
the things I would do to him.
467
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:40,257
- Mm, no dating staff. Page 16.
- The rule book!
468
00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:43,135
You read the rule book,
that outdated rag?
469
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:46,388
Yeah. Lots of rules,
not enough fun.
470
00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:48,765
Well, you're right.
This place is a little stuffy.
471
00:21:48,765 --> 00:21:49,975
I can overlook the stuffy part
472
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:52,269
as long as I can eat
and drink for free.
473
00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:53,395
I'm gonna help my uncle
make his minimums.
474
00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:55,397
Well, good for you.
475
00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:56,815
So, which one's the cool table?
476
00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:59,067
They're all cool table.
477
00:22:00,318 --> 00:22:02,696
There are a lot
of wonderful people here.
478
00:22:02,696 --> 00:22:05,574
It's just so much more fun
to talk about the bad ones.
479
00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:08,744
- I'm listening.
- First, we have the Rockbridges.
480
00:22:09,786 --> 00:22:10,370
Old money.
481
00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:12,664
He's an idiot son
who inherited a fortune.
482
00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:15,208
She's a former lingerie model.
483
00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:17,169
And you've met the ladies.
484
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:19,588
I use that term loosely,
but only about of them.
485
00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:22,799
That's new money
and a lot of it.
486
00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:24,634
That Skyler
seems pretty intense.
487
00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:28,013
I think you could take her.
488
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:30,599
And then there
are the young marrieds.
489
00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:32,059
Meet the Smiths.
490
00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:34,478
They have
the most perfect children
491
00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:35,645
on the planet.
492
00:22:35,645 --> 00:22:37,689
Watch what she does
with those olives
493
00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:38,940
in her martini.
494
00:22:42,110 --> 00:22:44,613
Wow! That would be genius
if it wasn't child abuse.
495
00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:45,530
Mmhmm.
496
00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:48,283
Of course, once you surpass
a certain income bracket,
497
00:22:48,283 --> 00:22:49,785
we call it "character building."
498
00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:53,914
Oh, I wasn't finished yet.
499
00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:55,999
And you're supposed
to clear from the right!.
500
00:22:55,999 --> 00:22:58,210
What's going on with this place?
501
00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,962
- I'm sorry, Mrs. Harrison.
- Do it again.
502
00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:03,965
The correct way.
503
00:23:07,427 --> 00:23:08,595
Much better.
504
00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:13,141
Sorry.
505
00:23:13,141 --> 00:23:14,768
Oh, man.
506
00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:16,561
You don't have to be so mean.
507
00:23:16,561 --> 00:23:19,147
Becky, I was teaching her
a lesson.
508
00:23:19,147 --> 00:23:20,857
You'd think
they'd train them better here.
509
00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:27,864
Yes, can I help you?
510
00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:39,417
Didn't think so. Good idea.
511
00:23:39,417 --> 00:23:41,545
I'm sure the dishwasher
could really use some help.
512
00:23:48,301 --> 00:23:50,345
Oh, don't cry.
I'm sorry those women were--
513
00:23:50,345 --> 00:23:52,347
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
514
00:23:52,347 --> 00:23:53,890
We're not supposed to eat
in front of members,
515
00:23:53,890 --> 00:23:55,225
but this was all
just gonna get thrown out.
516
00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:56,810
No, please, eat!
517
00:23:58,228 --> 00:24:00,480
- It is so good!
- Yeah.
518
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,941
I'm sorry those girls
were so mean to you.
519
00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:05,110
Them? Nah.
520
00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:07,154
Most people here are cool.
521
00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:08,238
They just put me down,
because they know
522
00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:09,948
without their husbands
they'd be back here
523
00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:11,950
sneakin' lobster with me.
524
00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:13,493
Honestly,
I feel kinda bad for them.
525
00:24:13,493 --> 00:24:15,078
Really?
526
00:24:15,078 --> 00:24:16,329
I'm a psych major.
527
00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:18,748
So I don't take anything personally.
528
00:24:18,748 --> 00:24:21,960
- Wow, that's really freeing.
- Hmm.
529
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,171
What's the professional term
you'd use for Skyler?
530
00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:27,716
Mm, cunty probably.
531
00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:31,595
I'm sorry I shouldn't say that.
532
00:24:31,595 --> 00:24:32,888
You're not gonna have me fired,
are you?
533
00:24:32,888 --> 00:24:35,015
- Not a chance.
- Cool.
534
00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:38,310
Oh, my God!
535
00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:40,562
They're throwing away
the lobster!
536
00:24:40,562 --> 00:24:42,480
Yeah. Happens all the time.
537
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,774
Well, can't they give it
to the homeless or something?
538
00:24:44,774 --> 00:24:47,194
Food safety regulations.
If they get sick they could sue.
539
00:24:47,194 --> 00:24:49,988
- It's a whole thing.
- That's not accurate.
540
00:24:49,988 --> 00:24:51,907
That's a lie fed to us
by corporate America
541
00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:54,451
to excuse capitalistic laziness.
542
00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:56,036
Hell yeah.
543
00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:59,206
Well, could I take some home
for my cat?
544
00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:00,582
For your cat?
545
00:25:00,582 --> 00:25:02,542
Sure.
546
00:25:02,542 --> 00:25:04,961
I will pack some up for you.
547
00:25:04,961 --> 00:25:07,797
Hey, would you wanna hang out
some time?
548
00:25:10,050 --> 00:25:12,219
Um, I'm just really busy
right now,
549
00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:13,386
like with school and work.
It's--
550
00:25:13,386 --> 00:25:15,430
Oh, yeah. No, I totally get it.
551
00:25:15,430 --> 00:25:16,223
But you never know.
552
00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:18,183
Something could change,
my schedule could free up.
553
00:25:20,143 --> 00:25:22,562
- Let me pack this up for you.
- Great, thank you.
554
00:25:32,781 --> 00:25:33,448
Jason?
555
00:25:42,290 --> 00:25:44,376
Please don't let me end up
on a murder podcast.
556
00:25:46,711 --> 00:25:47,796
Jason?
557
00:25:49,130 --> 00:25:50,173
What are you doing?
558
00:25:50,173 --> 00:25:50,966
- Oh.
559
00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:52,926
Hey, uh, wine?
560
00:25:55,011 --> 00:25:56,263
These stars look fake.
561
00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:58,974
They're just so bright.
562
00:26:01,351 --> 00:26:02,811
Oh, yeah, it's uh,
563
00:26:02,811 --> 00:26:04,437
'cause there's no lights
on the course.
564
00:26:09,109 --> 00:26:11,027
You're gripping it too tight.
Keep the pressure firm,
565
00:26:11,027 --> 00:26:13,071
but only
in your three left fingers.
566
00:26:13,071 --> 00:26:16,116
Well, excuse me, Michelle Wie.
How do you know uh--
567
00:26:16,116 --> 00:26:18,326
Hang around long enough,
you pick up the lingo.
568
00:26:20,745 --> 00:26:22,038
Okay.
569
00:26:26,042 --> 00:26:27,294
- Damn!
570
00:26:27,294 --> 00:26:28,837
I thought you couldn't play.
571
00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:32,841
Uh, yeah, I used to,
but uh, I don't play anymore.
572
00:26:32,841 --> 00:26:34,926
It's a long story.
573
00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:35,885
My favorite kind.
574
00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:39,472
My stepdad
was a caddie at Gilmore.
575
00:26:39,472 --> 00:26:42,434
He taught me how to play
and I was pretty good.
576
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:44,769
I got a full ride to Stanford.
577
00:26:44,769 --> 00:26:47,981
Wow! So, you're like amazing.
578
00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:50,108
- Yeah, I was.
579
00:26:50,108 --> 00:26:52,193
But I got to school
580
00:26:52,193 --> 00:26:57,157
and I felt like everyone
was so privileged.
581
00:26:57,157 --> 00:26:59,909
I was the only scholarship kid
without a trust fund.
582
00:26:59,909 --> 00:27:01,995
I felt like I didn't fit in.
583
00:27:01,995 --> 00:27:04,622
So, I dropped out.
584
00:27:04,622 --> 00:27:07,500
My stepdad got me a job
at the club,
585
00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:09,627
and rest is history.
586
00:27:09,627 --> 00:27:11,796
And your parents were cool
with you quitting?
587
00:27:12,881 --> 00:27:15,759
Um, no. they were pretty pissed.
588
00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:19,554
But when I got there,
I felt like charity case.
589
00:27:20,555 --> 00:27:22,891
- Like I...
- You didn't belong.
590
00:27:22,891 --> 00:27:23,767
Exactly.
591
00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:26,561
Yeah, I know the feeling.
592
00:27:27,729 --> 00:27:29,981
I think my time at Gilmore
has come to an end.
593
00:27:29,981 --> 00:27:31,399
Already?
594
00:27:31,399 --> 00:27:34,235
Gilmore and me
are like post-breakup bangs.
595
00:27:34,235 --> 00:27:38,490
Good in theory,
but in execution, big mistake.
596
00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:39,908
I feel like you'd look good
with bangs.
597
00:27:39,908 --> 00:27:41,868
Mm, no,
the receipts prove otherwise.
598
00:27:41,868 --> 00:27:43,745
I could not pull it off.
599
00:27:43,745 --> 00:27:45,330
Alvarez, we both know
600
00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:46,915
you can pull off
anything you want to.
601
00:27:46,915 --> 00:27:48,750
Operative word being "want".
602
00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:50,794
Okay, so what do you want?
603
00:27:52,754 --> 00:27:55,382
I'm still figuring it out.
604
00:27:58,176 --> 00:27:59,552
Holy shit! Oh, my God!
605
00:27:59,552 --> 00:28:01,471
Did you see that?
That was a shooting star!
606
00:28:01,471 --> 00:28:04,933
- Am I in a fairytale?!
- Um, depends.
607
00:28:04,933 --> 00:28:07,352
- Did you make a wish?
- Oh, shit.
608
00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:09,104
No, it happened so fast.
609
00:28:11,856 --> 00:28:14,692
- What was that?
610
00:28:14,692 --> 00:28:17,362
Uh, could be a rabbit.
611
00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:20,824
Or a snake.
612
00:28:20,824 --> 00:28:21,699
Or a coyote.
613
00:28:21,699 --> 00:28:24,202
- Yeah, we should probably go.
- Yeah.
614
00:28:28,206 --> 00:28:31,126
I hope you're hungry, Romeo,
because we hit the jackpot!.
615
00:28:31,126 --> 00:28:33,378
We're gonna eat lobster
for weeks!
616
00:28:36,339 --> 00:28:39,384
Tío! How's my favorite
jet-setting one-percenter?
617
00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:41,094
Uh, just landed in Paris,
618
00:28:41,094 --> 00:28:42,971
and the driver talked
about this throuple
619
00:28:42,971 --> 00:28:44,973
and smoked a cigarette
the whole time.
620
00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:46,224
I don't know which was worse.
621
00:28:46,224 --> 00:28:48,226
Anyway, how are you?
622
00:28:48,226 --> 00:28:50,311
I'm good. Really good.
623
00:28:50,311 --> 00:28:52,647
TÍO JORGE ON PHONE:
Day one
and you already met a man?
624
00:28:52,647 --> 00:28:54,107
What? No!
625
00:28:54,107 --> 00:28:56,609
I can hear your smile
from France.
626
00:28:57,485 --> 00:29:00,029
Who is he?
Did you meet at Gilmore?
627
00:29:00,029 --> 00:29:02,991
Yes, but it's not like that.
It's complicated.
628
00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:04,075
He's not married, is he?
629
00:29:04,075 --> 00:29:05,869
Ew, Tío, no!
630
00:29:05,869 --> 00:29:08,079
But please just drop it, okay?
631
00:29:08,079 --> 00:29:10,582
Besides, I could actually
use some advice.
632
00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:12,417
You're asking me for help?
633
00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:13,710
Go on.
634
00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:15,628
I really
wanna give this place a chance.
635
00:29:15,628 --> 00:29:17,005
Some people
have been really cool
636
00:29:17,005 --> 00:29:18,923
and some have been...
637
00:29:18,923 --> 00:29:20,508
Skyler Harrison.
638
00:29:20,508 --> 00:29:22,510
I don't wanna name names,
but, yes.
639
00:29:22,510 --> 00:29:25,555
And it's not just her,
I feel like I don't fit in.
640
00:29:25,555 --> 00:29:28,141
Even today at the luncheon,
everyone was staring.
641
00:29:28,141 --> 00:29:29,267
TÍO JORGE ON PHONE:
What were you wearing?
642
00:29:29,267 --> 00:29:31,269
My new skort,
from the golf shop.
643
00:29:34,856 --> 00:29:36,191
You still there?
644
00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:36,774
Yes.
645
00:29:36,774 --> 00:29:40,069
Uh, mijita, you have to dress
for the class you wanna be in,
646
00:29:40,069 --> 00:29:41,613
not the class you are.
647
00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:43,364
Was that Gandhi?
648
00:29:43,364 --> 00:29:45,700
TÍO JORGE ON PHONE:
These spaces
aren't always made for us,
649
00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:47,285
but that doesn't mean
we don't belong.
650
00:29:47,285 --> 00:29:49,454
You gotta make one ally
at a time.
651
00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:51,789
Walk in
with your head held high,
652
00:29:51,789 --> 00:29:53,666
and for the love of God
never wear a skort
653
00:29:53,666 --> 00:29:55,960
to the main dining hall again.
654
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:58,713
- How'd I do?
- Solid 10 outta 10.
655
00:29:58,713 --> 00:30:00,089
TÍO JORGE ON PHONE:
Great.
656
00:30:00,089 --> 00:30:03,551
And not to ruin the moment,
but um,
657
00:30:03,551 --> 00:30:05,178
did you put your parents up?
658
00:30:08,389 --> 00:30:09,098
Not yet.
659
00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:11,893
Don't wait too long, mijita.
660
00:30:13,144 --> 00:30:15,146
I know. I won't.
661
00:30:15,146 --> 00:30:16,981
TÍO JORGE ON PHONE:
Great. Now go give them hell.
662
00:30:22,403 --> 00:30:23,696
Romeo!
663
00:30:27,242 --> 00:30:29,285
Christina. Christina.
664
00:30:29,285 --> 00:30:31,162
- Christina!
- No! Stay back!
665
00:30:32,872 --> 00:30:35,833
Oh, my God, Ms. Alvarez,
I am so sorry!
666
00:30:35,833 --> 00:30:37,418
Holy shit!
667
00:30:37,418 --> 00:30:38,628
Where'd you learn to do that?
668
00:30:38,628 --> 00:30:40,713
Jiu-jitsu. My muscle memory
just took over!
669
00:30:40,713 --> 00:30:42,757
Holy shit,
I just assaulted a member.
670
00:30:42,757 --> 00:30:44,634
And not at all in the way
I pictured it would happen.
671
00:30:44,634 --> 00:30:46,427
- Are you okay?
672
00:30:46,427 --> 00:30:47,637
Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
673
00:30:47,637 --> 00:30:50,974
I was just wondering
if you were free this afternoon.
674
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:55,103
Uh, actually, yeah, I am.
675
00:30:55,103 --> 00:30:57,814
- Today's your lucky day.
676
00:30:57,814 --> 00:30:58,690
I hope no one saw that.
677
00:30:58,690 --> 00:30:59,983
- Come on.
- Yeah.
678
00:31:00,817 --> 00:31:03,778
The best consignment store
in town.
679
00:31:03,778 --> 00:31:05,029
All the richest bitches
come here
680
00:31:05,029 --> 00:31:06,906
to drop off
their last-season cast-offs.
681
00:31:08,908 --> 00:31:10,159
Ooh!
682
00:31:10,159 --> 00:31:12,036
This one feels...
683
00:31:12,036 --> 00:31:13,538
Deeply problematic?
684
00:31:13,538 --> 00:31:16,165
- I was gonna say racist.
- Yeah, yeah.
685
00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:19,627
- This one's a maybe.
- Okay.
686
00:31:19,627 --> 00:31:20,878
For home use only.
687
00:31:20,878 --> 00:31:22,880
Hey, I don't slut shame.
688
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:25,258
I have the same one in red.
689
00:31:25,258 --> 00:31:26,217
I feel beautiful.
690
00:31:26,217 --> 00:31:28,803
Uh, there's a wine stain
on the back.
691
00:31:28,803 --> 00:31:30,430
Oh, God, I think that's blood!
692
00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:33,308
Oh, my God, ew!
Ew! Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!
693
00:31:33,308 --> 00:31:35,310
- Classic.
694
00:31:35,310 --> 00:31:38,313
- I feel like a Bond girl.
- You look like a Bond girl.
695
00:31:38,313 --> 00:31:39,564
This is it.
696
00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:41,065
- Pish.
- Mmhmm.
697
00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:44,319
Okay, if you don't buy that,
I will kill you.
698
00:31:44,319 --> 00:31:46,029
And then I'll buy it,
and I'll wear it to the trial.
699
00:31:49,991 --> 00:31:51,492
You look beautiful.
700
00:31:51,492 --> 00:31:52,452
How do you feel?
701
00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:55,955
Different, but good different.
702
00:31:58,499 --> 00:32:00,126
Thank you for bringing me here.
703
00:32:00,126 --> 00:32:01,586
Any time.
704
00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:03,463
But we probably
should get going.
705
00:32:03,463 --> 00:32:04,964
Some of us actually have
to work.
706
00:32:04,964 --> 00:32:06,299
Yeah, let's go.
707
00:32:10,011 --> 00:32:11,929
♪ I wanna see you bring
the heat ♪
708
00:32:11,929 --> 00:32:13,056
♪ The heat ♪
709
00:32:13,056 --> 00:32:15,183
♪ I wanna see you bring
the flavor ♪
710
00:32:15,183 --> 00:32:16,267
♪ The flavor ♪
711
00:32:16,267 --> 00:32:18,311
♪ Come on, let's move it
to the beat ♪
712
00:32:18,311 --> 00:32:19,437
♪ The beat ♪
713
00:32:19,437 --> 00:32:21,564
♪ We gonna do it now and later ♪
714
00:32:21,564 --> 00:32:23,650
♪ And later ♪
715
00:32:23,650 --> 00:32:25,443
- ♪ Like that, huh, you got it ♪
- ♪ You got it ♪
716
00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:26,861
♪ Yeah, let's move that body ♪
717
00:32:26,861 --> 00:32:28,363
♪ We just swingin'
to the music ♪
718
00:32:28,363 --> 00:32:30,031
Hey, ladies!
Let's lunch soon.
719
00:32:30,031 --> 00:32:31,699
- ♪ Bring the heat ♪
- ♪ The heat ♪
720
00:32:33,368 --> 00:32:37,121
- Wow! Uh, you clean up nice.
- Thanks.
721
00:32:37,121 --> 00:32:38,456
I had a little help
from a friend.
722
00:32:38,456 --> 00:32:39,999
I thought you didn't
have friends.
723
00:32:39,999 --> 00:32:41,709
It's called "personal growth."
724
00:32:41,709 --> 00:32:43,628
Ah! I'll have to try
that sometime.
725
00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:47,006
- I had a lot of fun yesterday.
- Me, too.
726
00:32:47,006 --> 00:32:49,342
Do you think you--
727
00:32:51,219 --> 00:32:52,637
Okay, I'll be right there.
728
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:57,517
I should probably go,
but I'll see you soon, Alvarez.
729
00:33:02,271 --> 00:33:04,440
Good lady,
a tequila on the rocks.
730
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:06,109
- Make it double.
- Oh!
731
00:33:06,109 --> 00:33:08,528
I guess I'm a proper lady
of society now.
732
00:33:08,528 --> 00:33:10,863
Well, you certainly look
the part,
733
00:33:10,863 --> 00:33:11,864
but now you've gotta act it.
734
00:33:11,864 --> 00:33:13,866
Well, you've spent a lot of time
around these bougie a-holes.
735
00:33:13,866 --> 00:33:14,867
What should I do next?
736
00:33:14,867 --> 00:33:17,328
Give up my voting rights
or start preparing a dowry?
737
00:33:17,328 --> 00:33:17,995
Wow!
738
00:33:17,995 --> 00:33:20,415
Uh, first, I'd start by getting
that chip off your shoulder.
739
00:33:20,415 --> 00:33:21,666
- Ouch.
740
00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:24,544
Ariana, you are spending time
at an amazing club
741
00:33:24,544 --> 00:33:25,753
on your tío's dime.
742
00:33:25,753 --> 00:33:27,755
A million people
would kill to be here.
743
00:33:27,755 --> 00:33:30,133
- Check your privilege, missy.
- You're right.
744
00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:32,510
Consider the chip gone.
Any other pointers?
745
00:33:32,510 --> 00:33:34,178
Ooh,
you're gonna hate this next one.
746
00:33:34,178 --> 00:33:35,430
I don't wanna date old dudes.
747
00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:37,890
It's worse. You have to golf.
748
00:33:37,890 --> 00:33:39,225
I'd rather date an old dude!
749
00:33:39,225 --> 00:33:41,269
I know, but it's a golf club.
You gotta golf.
750
00:33:41,269 --> 00:33:42,770
From what I've seen,
it's a drinking club
751
00:33:42,770 --> 00:33:43,980
with a golf course.
752
00:33:43,980 --> 00:33:46,482
Listen, it's an amazing way
to earn the ladies' respect
753
00:33:46,482 --> 00:33:48,317
and it shows the men that
you're not just here shopping
754
00:33:48,317 --> 00:33:49,402
for a husband.
755
00:33:49,402 --> 00:33:50,737
I'll consider it.
756
00:33:50,737 --> 00:33:53,322
But I want the record to show
I'm not happy.
757
00:33:53,322 --> 00:33:54,657
- Noted.
758
00:33:54,657 --> 00:33:58,369
And last but not least,
I'd enjoy this place
759
00:33:58,369 --> 00:33:59,495
while it's still here.
760
00:33:59,495 --> 00:34:01,038
Still here? Where's it going?
761
00:34:02,457 --> 00:34:05,084
- Money problems.
- I have money problems.
762
00:34:05,084 --> 00:34:06,961
Trust me, this place
is doing just fine.
763
00:34:06,961 --> 00:34:08,796
No, girl, membership is down.
764
00:34:08,796 --> 00:34:09,839
The older members are dying off
765
00:34:09,839 --> 00:34:11,799
and they're certainly
not attracting any younger ones.
766
00:34:11,799 --> 00:34:12,842
Well, boo-hoo!
767
00:34:12,842 --> 00:34:15,887
The oldies can manifest
this place up in heaven.
768
00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:18,389
- I sense a chip.
- Sorry, old habits.
769
00:34:18,389 --> 00:34:20,266
Ariana,
it's not just the members.
770
00:34:20,266 --> 00:34:21,559
Look around this place.
771
00:34:21,559 --> 00:34:24,353
There's over 100 employees
that depend on Gilmore.
772
00:34:24,353 --> 00:34:26,272
If something doesn't change,
this could be the last year
773
00:34:26,272 --> 00:34:27,982
for all of us.
774
00:34:27,982 --> 00:34:29,317
Well, I can think
of a million ways
775
00:34:29,317 --> 00:34:30,318
to make this place more fun.
776
00:34:32,153 --> 00:34:33,863
- Oh, no.
- I'm here for back up.
777
00:34:34,864 --> 00:34:36,741
- What's going on?
- Hole in one!
778
00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:38,242
- But that's a good thing.
- Mm-mm.
779
00:34:38,242 --> 00:34:39,368
Not for us.
780
00:34:39,368 --> 00:34:40,995
The entire club
gets a free drink.
781
00:34:40,995 --> 00:34:42,538
- Which leads to more drinks.
- Mm-hmm.
782
00:34:42,538 --> 00:34:43,873
- Here they come.
- Shit.
783
00:34:58,721 --> 00:35:00,348
My martini, if you please!
784
00:35:00,348 --> 00:35:02,683
There she is! Woman of the hour!
785
00:35:02,683 --> 00:35:05,353
Sank that sucker
from 150 yards out.
786
00:35:05,353 --> 00:35:06,771
I heard it was a lucky shot.
787
00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:09,273
Lucky my ass,
you cheap son of a bitch!
788
00:35:09,273 --> 00:35:11,192
Drink the only free thing
you'll ever get from me.
789
00:35:11,192 --> 00:35:11,984
Hmm.
790
00:35:11,984 --> 00:35:14,070
I heard it was windy
that probably did it.
791
00:35:14,070 --> 00:35:15,863
Three divorces, Bill.
Wonder why.
792
00:35:15,863 --> 00:35:18,991
Hey, Christina, a beer
before my wife gets here.
793
00:35:20,117 --> 00:35:21,035
Thank you.
794
00:35:21,035 --> 00:35:24,413
She's really got a tight grip
on your balls, huh, son?
795
00:35:24,413 --> 00:35:28,417
Yeah, I mean more or less,
but mostly more.
796
00:35:28,417 --> 00:35:29,377
Tough place.
797
00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:32,255
Yes, I bet. God, I love beer!
798
00:35:32,255 --> 00:35:33,297
Kyle!
- Hey.
799
00:35:34,465 --> 00:35:35,883
What are you doing?
800
00:35:35,883 --> 00:35:38,177
Just uh, havin' a beer,
a little celebration.
801
00:35:38,177 --> 00:35:38,845
Mmhmm.
802
00:35:38,845 --> 00:35:41,055
It's time
to let your balls drop.
803
00:35:41,055 --> 00:35:42,890
Bill, you would be
so much more attractive
804
00:35:42,890 --> 00:35:44,809
if you talked
just a little less.
805
00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:47,478
That's funny!
That's what Kyle says about you!
806
00:35:48,437 --> 00:35:51,065
- Honey, can I talk to you?
- Yup. Yup.
807
00:35:52,024 --> 00:35:52,733
Well played.
808
00:35:52,733 --> 00:35:56,320
Well, gentlemen, it is time
for us to journey on.
809
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:57,488
Where's everyone going?
810
00:35:57,488 --> 00:35:59,448
Oh, we're going
to the men's lounge!
811
00:35:59,448 --> 00:36:02,451
There' just too much estrogen
out here.
812
00:36:02,451 --> 00:36:03,744
It's my kryptonite.
813
00:36:03,744 --> 00:36:06,414
Why not just stay here
and have another drink on--
814
00:36:06,414 --> 00:36:07,748
On Mr. Alvarez?
815
00:36:07,748 --> 00:36:10,626
Oh, we're goin' in there
where there's um, books.
816
00:36:10,626 --> 00:36:13,170
- Oh, you read?
- Yeah. Do you read?
817
00:36:13,170 --> 00:36:14,463
Romance novels?
818
00:36:14,463 --> 00:36:16,340
- Good for you.
- Um...
819
00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:17,133
Another time.
820
00:36:18,092 --> 00:36:20,428
Honey, you want him to go.
821
00:36:20,428 --> 00:36:22,597
Watching him drink
with his penis,
822
00:36:22,597 --> 00:36:24,557
it's not for everybody.
823
00:36:24,557 --> 00:36:25,933
Romance novels?
824
00:36:25,933 --> 00:36:28,895
Oh, honey, it's See Spot Run.
825
00:36:28,895 --> 00:36:30,897
The Adventures of Dick and Jane.
826
00:36:30,897 --> 00:36:32,440
- Dick likes his dick.
827
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,483
- Bill likes his dick.
828
00:36:34,483 --> 00:36:37,570
Maybe I could just have one
with the boys.
829
00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:39,447
Honey,
I made us reservations at Fork.
830
00:36:39,447 --> 00:36:40,531
She is a top chef.
831
00:36:40,531 --> 00:36:42,283
- It took me months to get us in.
- Yeah, I know.
832
00:36:42,283 --> 00:36:44,535
And I'll--
I'll still make it to dinner.
833
00:36:45,745 --> 00:36:46,913
Okay.
834
00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:48,581
But you know, I hate
when you hang out with Bill.
835
00:36:48,581 --> 00:36:49,957
He's a creep
and he always looks at my--
836
00:36:49,957 --> 00:36:52,251
I-- I-- I know, I know.
837
00:36:52,251 --> 00:36:55,212
Hey, I promise, I'll be good.
838
00:36:55,212 --> 00:36:56,672
Hmm?
839
00:36:56,672 --> 00:36:57,965
- You better.
- I would.
840
00:36:57,965 --> 00:36:59,133
Or I'll know.
841
00:36:59,133 --> 00:37:00,968
I know you will. Love you.
842
00:37:00,968 --> 00:37:01,844
Love you.
843
00:37:06,307 --> 00:37:08,392
Hey, hey!
Who's bangin' the new chick?
844
00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:12,480
Well, I don't know
if you're talking about reality
845
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:13,689
or what's happened in my mind,
846
00:37:13,689 --> 00:37:15,900
because in my mind,
we're having our third child.
847
00:37:17,485 --> 00:37:19,320
I'm gonna ride that thing
like a choo-choo train.
848
00:37:23,407 --> 00:37:26,452
Hey, don't tell my wife.
849
00:37:26,452 --> 00:37:28,996
Sometimes it sucks
to have a vagina.
850
00:37:28,996 --> 00:37:32,083
What a stupid, archaic,
sexist rule!
851
00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:34,210
I mean no wonder you guys
aren't getting any new members.
852
00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:36,921
You are correct,
but it is a tradition.
853
00:37:36,921 --> 00:37:39,257
Fuck tradition.
It was your hole in one!
854
00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:41,342
You should be in there
celebrating!
855
00:37:41,342 --> 00:37:43,386
Oh, sweetheart,
I'm too tired for that fight.
856
00:37:44,595 --> 00:37:46,389
Then I'll fight it for you.
857
00:37:46,389 --> 00:37:47,974
I'm goin' in.
858
00:37:47,974 --> 00:37:50,559
Fine, well,
as the ranking board member,
859
00:37:50,559 --> 00:37:51,644
I will tell you
that the tradition
860
00:37:51,644 --> 00:37:53,521
is 125 years old.
861
00:37:53,521 --> 00:37:55,272
Other than that, I know nothing.
862
00:37:56,190 --> 00:37:57,900
Christina, hit me up!
863
00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:00,111
Hang on!
864
00:38:02,613 --> 00:38:05,116
- You'll also need these.
- Thank you.
865
00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:05,992
Good luck.
866
00:38:09,203 --> 00:38:10,454
She's so plucky.
867
00:38:10,454 --> 00:38:13,040
You don't come here
for the huntin', do you, boy?
868
00:38:16,669 --> 00:38:18,087
- Fuck your tradition.
- Oh!
869
00:38:18,087 --> 00:38:20,256
I'm here and I've got tequila.
870
00:38:22,633 --> 00:38:23,342
- Tequila!
- Tequila!
871
00:38:26,721 --> 00:38:28,306
- Night, boys.
872
00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:29,432
- Bottoms up.
873
00:38:33,310 --> 00:38:34,103
Ono más.
874
00:38:35,146 --> 00:38:36,731
You said
she wouldn't last a week.
875
00:38:37,773 --> 00:38:38,941
We may have to step things up,
876
00:38:38,941 --> 00:38:41,235
but we'll find a way
to get her out.
877
00:38:41,235 --> 00:38:42,820
Do you think she really wants
to have lunch with us
878
00:38:42,820 --> 00:38:44,739
or was she just being nice?
879
00:38:44,739 --> 00:38:46,782
You know,
she did seem pretty cozy
880
00:38:46,782 --> 00:38:48,743
chatting it up
with Jason earlier.
881
00:38:48,743 --> 00:38:49,285
I wonder--
882
00:38:49,285 --> 00:38:51,620
This feels a little mean, girls.
883
00:38:51,620 --> 00:38:53,956
Can't we just give her a chance?
884
00:38:53,956 --> 00:38:56,167
- We could invite her to Fork.
- No! No.
885
00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:58,669
Ladies, no, just trust me.
886
00:38:58,669 --> 00:39:01,297
This club will never accept
someone like Ariana.
887
00:39:01,297 --> 00:39:05,426
- Ariana! Ariana! Ariana!
- Ariana! Ariana! Ariana!
888
00:39:05,426 --> 00:39:07,720
Ariana! Ariana!
889
00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:08,387
Sure about that?
890
00:39:08,387 --> 00:39:11,182
Ariana! Ariana! Ariana!
891
00:39:13,017 --> 00:39:15,311
Hey, let me just squeeze
in there quick.
892
00:39:15,311 --> 00:39:17,271
Hey, thanks for bringin'
the tequila.
893
00:39:17,271 --> 00:39:18,147
This is fun.
894
00:39:18,147 --> 00:39:19,315
- Stop.
- Oh, ticklish?
895
00:39:19,315 --> 00:39:20,357
- Stop.
- Oh...
896
00:39:20,357 --> 00:39:21,734
What? Oh, Kyle!
897
00:39:23,277 --> 00:39:25,613
Your wife
is in the men's lounge.
898
00:39:25,613 --> 00:39:29,283
You know the rules.
Next round is on you, jackass.
899
00:39:29,283 --> 00:39:31,702
Kyle, we don't wanna miss
our dinner reservation.
900
00:39:31,702 --> 00:39:33,454
Let's go. Now.
901
00:39:33,454 --> 00:39:35,039
Yes, dear.
902
00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:38,375
Come on, Sky,
we're just havin' some fun.
903
00:39:38,375 --> 00:39:39,460
Hey, for the record,
904
00:39:39,460 --> 00:39:41,837
your husband
can really pound the tequila.
905
00:39:41,837 --> 00:39:44,840
For the record, that dress
looked great on me last year.
906
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:47,551
I bet you didn't notice
my initials on the inseam.
907
00:39:47,551 --> 00:39:51,180
Okay, Skyler, men's lounge,
you out.
908
00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:53,849
- But what about her?
- You don't know my pronouns.
909
00:39:57,561 --> 00:40:01,649
- Ariana! Ariana!
- Ariana! Ariana!
910
00:40:03,025 --> 00:40:04,693
Ms. Alvarez!
Ariana! Ariana!
911
00:40:06,403 --> 00:40:07,696
May I speak with you, please?
912
00:40:08,781 --> 00:40:09,615
Privately.
913
00:40:12,910 --> 00:40:14,745
Ms. Alvarez, your behavior
in the men's lounge
914
00:40:14,745 --> 00:40:16,205
was totally unacceptable!
915
00:40:16,205 --> 00:40:17,790
You know what's unacceptable?
916
00:40:17,790 --> 00:40:20,000
Separating genders
like it's the 1900!
917
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,753
- It's a tradition!
- Well, it's regressive.
918
00:40:22,753 --> 00:40:25,506
Even so, I've already received
too many complaints about you.
919
00:40:25,506 --> 00:40:27,299
I have no choice
but to contact your uncle.
920
00:40:27,299 --> 00:40:29,510
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Let's not do anything rash.
921
00:40:30,427 --> 00:40:33,597
Mr. Peters, word on the street
is the club isn't doing great.
922
00:40:33,597 --> 00:40:36,100
- So why don't we make a deal?
923
00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:37,935
I'll help you
get your membership numbers up
924
00:40:37,935 --> 00:40:40,688
and you keep this whole incident
on the DL.
925
00:40:40,688 --> 00:40:42,314
Let's leave Tío Jorge out of it.
926
00:40:42,314 --> 00:40:44,483
What happens in Gilmore,
stays in Gilmore.
927
00:40:44,483 --> 00:40:47,361
Excuse me. This club
doesn't need your help.
928
00:40:47,361 --> 00:40:50,156
We both know it does.
Gilmore needs to change.
929
00:40:50,156 --> 00:40:53,701
If not, lots of jobs go bye-bye,
including yours.
930
00:40:58,122 --> 00:41:02,918
Well... the annual
new member drive is comin' up.
931
00:41:03,294 --> 00:41:05,546
I could recommend you
to the committee.
932
00:41:05,546 --> 00:41:06,130
Great.
933
00:41:06,130 --> 00:41:07,798
It's run
by Mrs. Skyler Harrison.
934
00:41:07,798 --> 00:41:10,050
Yeah, that's not gonna work.
Let me guess.
935
00:41:10,050 --> 00:41:12,261
Charity auctions,
wine-tasting parties,
936
00:41:12,261 --> 00:41:13,804
and black-tie events.
937
00:41:13,804 --> 00:41:16,265
And the women's golf tournament
at the end of the season.
938
00:41:16,265 --> 00:41:18,559
Boring, boring, boring!
939
00:41:18,559 --> 00:41:21,020
You want new members,
you need new ideas.
940
00:41:21,020 --> 00:41:23,314
We gotta think
outside Skyler's box.
941
00:41:24,940 --> 00:41:27,234
- I'm listening
- Oh, now? Oh, okay.
942
00:41:27,234 --> 00:41:30,029
Uh, well, just spitballing here.
943
00:41:31,363 --> 00:41:34,158
I think you need to appeal
to a younger demographic.
944
00:41:34,158 --> 00:41:37,328
They don't want galas,
they want yappy hours.
945
00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:38,913
- Yappy hour?
- Yes!
946
00:41:38,913 --> 00:41:40,873
You know, like drinks and dogs!
947
00:41:42,374 --> 00:41:44,168
You take care of Skyler
and the committee,
948
00:41:44,168 --> 00:41:45,544
I'll take care
of the new members.
949
00:41:45,544 --> 00:41:47,880
And Uncle George
stays none the wiser.
950
00:41:50,549 --> 00:41:52,760
You really think
you can pull this off?
951
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:54,637
I think I can save this place.
952
00:41:55,638 --> 00:41:56,847
Then you got yourself a deal.
953
00:42:01,936 --> 00:42:03,604
The parking lot is packed.
Where is everyone?
954
00:42:03,604 --> 00:42:05,522
Welcome Gilmore members
and guests!
955
00:42:05,522 --> 00:42:08,317
Let's get ready to play
The Price is Right!
956
00:42:08,317 --> 00:42:09,235
I love that show!
957
00:42:10,277 --> 00:42:12,529
My grandma won a trip
to the Grand Canyon.
958
00:42:12,529 --> 00:42:13,656
She didn't take me though.
959
00:42:22,122 --> 00:42:23,499
Skyler!
960
00:42:23,499 --> 00:42:25,084
Oh, I'm sorry,
961
00:42:25,084 --> 00:42:26,835
I don't see your name
on the list.
962
00:42:26,835 --> 00:42:28,796
But you're more than welcome
to wait in line.
963
00:42:28,796 --> 00:42:30,673
What the hell is going on?
964
00:42:30,673 --> 00:42:33,550
It's new member week.
And we all have to do our part.
965
00:42:33,550 --> 00:42:35,803
Give a round of applause
to Kyle Harrison
966
00:42:35,803 --> 00:42:37,805
and his brand-new peloton!
967
00:42:37,805 --> 00:42:38,806
I'm gonna get Mr. Peters.
968
00:42:38,806 --> 00:42:41,058
Oh, don't bother.
I'll go in and grab him for you.
969
00:42:41,058 --> 00:42:42,518
In the meantime, feel free
to check out all
970
00:42:42,518 --> 00:42:43,811
these activities I have planned.
971
00:42:43,811 --> 00:42:46,647
S'mores bar and stargazing?
972
00:42:46,647 --> 00:42:47,648
- How romantic!
- Hmm.
973
00:42:47,648 --> 00:42:49,149
Harry would love that!
974
00:42:49,149 --> 00:42:50,609
Oh, my God! A yappy hour!
975
00:42:50,609 --> 00:42:52,486
Spots are filling up quick so...
976
00:42:52,486 --> 00:42:55,447
And don't forget to follow
the hashtag Gilmore 2.0
977
00:42:55,447 --> 00:42:56,991
for the most up-to-date news.
978
00:42:56,991 --> 00:42:58,742
And please welcome to stage,
979
00:42:58,742 --> 00:43:02,371
our wonderful hostess
Ariana Alvarez!
980
00:43:03,706 --> 00:43:05,249
Gotta go, duty calls.
981
00:43:08,794 --> 00:43:09,670
Ladies, come through
982
00:43:09,670 --> 00:43:11,463
for tomorrow's
self-defense class.
983
00:43:11,463 --> 00:43:14,174
Gilmore
is a no-pussy-grabbing zone!
984
00:43:15,134 --> 00:43:16,677
This means war.
985
00:43:20,472 --> 00:43:23,309
25 new pledges. A club record.
986
00:43:23,309 --> 00:43:25,436
What do you say you take me out
to celebrate?
987
00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:27,855
I'd say meet me after my shift.
988
00:43:27,855 --> 00:43:29,356
Hmm.
989
00:43:29,356 --> 00:43:30,649
I'll text you!
990
00:43:35,195 --> 00:43:38,032
Yes, maybe, yeah.
991
00:43:38,032 --> 00:43:41,076
Hey, um, we'll start
with a flight of ales
992
00:43:41,076 --> 00:43:43,579
and a couple of pretzels, please.
993
00:43:43,579 --> 00:43:45,914
Flight? I want one of those.
994
00:43:48,834 --> 00:43:50,586
Are you sure
you can handle all that?
995
00:43:50,586 --> 00:43:52,046
You scared?
996
00:43:53,297 --> 00:43:55,049
We'll take two of those, please.
997
00:43:55,049 --> 00:43:56,467
A good choice.
998
00:43:58,093 --> 00:44:00,262
So, this place is cute.
999
00:44:00,262 --> 00:44:01,305
Yeah, I love it.
1000
00:44:01,305 --> 00:44:03,766
The food's good
and the beer's cheap.
1001
00:44:03,766 --> 00:44:05,601
And there's no chance someone
from the club
1002
00:44:05,601 --> 00:44:07,269
will see us
together, right?
1003
00:44:07,269 --> 00:44:08,896
I see your angle.
1004
00:44:08,896 --> 00:44:10,939
Trust me, it's for the best.
1005
00:44:10,939 --> 00:44:12,399
It's a stupid rule.
1006
00:44:12,399 --> 00:44:14,860
People should be allowed
to fall for each other.
1007
00:44:14,860 --> 00:44:16,570
No one should lose their job
over it.
1008
00:44:18,030 --> 00:44:19,239
Is that what's happening?
1009
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:21,617
We're falling for each other?
1010
00:44:21,617 --> 00:44:23,077
I don't know. You tell me.
1011
00:44:23,077 --> 00:44:24,995
♪ Yeah, yeah, girl you know--♪
1012
00:44:26,705 --> 00:44:28,999
Let's play a game,
truth or drink.
1013
00:44:28,999 --> 00:44:32,169
Well, I already plan
on drinking, but okay.
1014
00:44:32,169 --> 00:44:33,170
Gentleman, first.
1015
00:44:35,005 --> 00:44:36,090
When we met,
1016
00:44:36,090 --> 00:44:38,050
what was your first thought
about me?
1017
00:44:38,050 --> 00:44:41,178
That you were fucking hot. You?
1018
00:44:41,178 --> 00:44:42,888
- ♪ I'll try, I had to say ♪
- Hmm.
1019
00:44:42,888 --> 00:44:44,556
- ♪ The way that I'm feeling ♪
- Drink?
1020
00:44:44,556 --> 00:44:45,974
Wow, you can't answer that?
1021
00:44:45,974 --> 00:44:46,975
♪ That kinda feelin' ♪
1022
00:44:46,975 --> 00:44:50,354
It was the second grade
and Jimmy just yelled,
1023
00:44:50,354 --> 00:44:52,147
-"He's goin' in his pants!"
1024
00:44:52,147 --> 00:44:55,943
And for the next three years,
that was my cross to bear.
1025
00:44:55,943 --> 00:44:57,319
Did you ever poop your pants?
1026
00:44:58,404 --> 00:45:00,823
Drink. Oh, no!
1027
00:45:00,823 --> 00:45:03,909
Definitely Zac Efron cover
of Rolling Stone.
1028
00:45:03,909 --> 00:45:06,662
Ah! That was
your sexual awakening?
1029
00:45:06,662 --> 00:45:09,915
Yeah, and it was glorious. You?
1030
00:45:09,915 --> 00:45:10,833
Drink!
1031
00:45:10,833 --> 00:45:12,000
- I am.
1032
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,336
♪ Put your money on me ♪
1033
00:45:14,336 --> 00:45:15,963
♪ Yeah ♪
1034
00:45:15,963 --> 00:45:18,340
♪ I can feel that you want it,
put somethin' on it ♪
1035
00:45:18,340 --> 00:45:20,759
♪ Put your money on me ♪
1036
00:45:20,759 --> 00:45:22,386
♪ Yeah ♪
1037
00:45:22,386 --> 00:45:23,178
♪ 'Cause I feel magic tonight ♪
1038
00:45:23,178 --> 00:45:25,764
If a genie suddenly appeared
and gave you one wish,
1039
00:45:25,764 --> 00:45:26,807
what would it be?
1040
00:45:26,807 --> 00:45:28,475
That's not how genie's work.
I get three.
1041
00:45:28,475 --> 00:45:31,311
Mm, this is
a post-pandemic recession genie.
1042
00:45:31,311 --> 00:45:32,438
You get one.
1043
00:45:32,438 --> 00:45:33,856
I'd ask for 100 more wishes.
1044
00:45:33,856 --> 00:45:36,150
- Ugh, boring!
- Fine.
1045
00:45:36,150 --> 00:45:38,444
Uh, I guess
a part of me still wonders
1046
00:45:38,444 --> 00:45:40,362
what if I hadn't quit Stanford?
1047
00:45:40,362 --> 00:45:42,072
Would I be pro?
1048
00:45:42,072 --> 00:45:45,242
So I'd wish I could go back
and do it all over.
1049
00:45:45,242 --> 00:45:46,368
It's never too late.
1050
00:45:46,368 --> 00:45:48,829
Sometimes it is. What about you?
1051
00:45:48,829 --> 00:45:50,205
What's your wish?
1052
00:45:50,205 --> 00:45:53,959
Um, I wish...
1053
00:45:54,835 --> 00:45:56,753
- Drink, come on.
1054
00:45:56,753 --> 00:45:59,214
♪ Put your money on me ♪
1055
00:45:59,214 --> 00:46:00,757
♪ Yeah ♪
1056
00:46:00,757 --> 00:46:03,177
♪ 'Cause I feel magic tonight ♪
1057
00:46:03,177 --> 00:46:05,596
♪ Put your money on me ♪
1058
00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:06,263
♪ Yeah ♪
1059
00:46:06,263 --> 00:46:07,848
- Fuck, Marry, Kill.
- Uh-huh.
1060
00:46:07,848 --> 00:46:09,391
Skyler, Rebecca, and Jenny.
1061
00:46:09,391 --> 00:46:11,268
- Marry Rebecca, fuck Jenny.
- Okay.
1062
00:46:11,268 --> 00:46:14,354
And gently, non-problematically,
and non-violently kill Skyler.
1063
00:46:14,354 --> 00:46:16,732
- Same. Come on.
- Bottoms up.
1064
00:46:16,732 --> 00:46:18,358
Ooh!
1065
00:46:18,358 --> 00:46:19,943
♪ Yeah ♪
1066
00:46:19,943 --> 00:46:21,320
♪ I can feel that you want it,
put somethin' on it ♪
1067
00:46:22,070 --> 00:46:25,491
So, are we falling
for each other?
1068
00:46:27,534 --> 00:46:29,411
I'm gonna guess, you're not.
1069
00:46:29,411 --> 00:46:32,706
♪ Hey ♪
1070
00:46:32,706 --> 00:46:35,292
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1071
00:46:36,084 --> 00:46:37,836
My sexual awakening
was Ryan Reynolds.
1072
00:46:37,836 --> 00:46:39,755
I pooped my pants
at a 4th grade sleepover.
1073
00:46:39,755 --> 00:46:41,632
I don't do well with dairy
as I found out.
1074
00:46:41,632 --> 00:46:42,132
When we first met,
1075
00:46:42,132 --> 00:46:43,759
I honestly thought
you were the ballsiest person
1076
00:46:43,759 --> 00:46:45,010
and you weren't even trying.
1077
00:46:45,010 --> 00:46:47,346
- I know what I'd wish for.
- What?
1078
00:46:47,346 --> 00:46:49,014
From the genie, my wish.
1079
00:46:50,098 --> 00:46:52,184
I'd ask to have my parents back.
1080
00:46:52,184 --> 00:46:53,852
They died in a car accident,
comin' to visit me
1081
00:46:53,852 --> 00:46:55,229
when I was in college.
1082
00:46:56,813 --> 00:46:59,107
- I'm so sorry.
- Oh, it's okay.
1083
00:46:59,107 --> 00:47:01,193
I just needed
to say it out loud.
1084
00:47:04,196 --> 00:47:07,407
Ariana,
I'm one 1,000% falling for you.
1085
00:47:09,618 --> 00:47:10,911
♪ Uh, she said ♪
1086
00:47:10,911 --> 00:47:13,705
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
1087
00:47:13,705 --> 00:47:16,124
♪ She'll come look
at what she wanted ♪
1088
00:47:16,124 --> 00:47:18,377
♪ I'll give you
just one warnin' ♪
1089
00:47:18,377 --> 00:47:20,003
♪ You don't know
what you started ♪
1090
00:47:20,003 --> 00:47:21,755
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
1091
00:47:21,755 --> 00:47:24,675
- Are you sure you wanna do this?
- Yeah, I'm sure.
1092
00:47:25,133 --> 00:47:27,511
- Are you sure?
- I'm sure.
1093
00:47:27,511 --> 00:47:29,680
♪ Girl, I know I just want you,
ooh ♪
1094
00:47:32,266 --> 00:47:34,601
One of us smells like mustard.
1095
00:47:34,601 --> 00:47:35,978
- What?
1096
00:47:38,272 --> 00:47:41,733
Hot? Sweet?
1097
00:47:41,733 --> 00:47:44,278
♪ Waste no more time,
no more, no more ♪
1098
00:47:45,153 --> 00:47:45,988
Spicy.
1099
00:47:45,988 --> 00:47:47,864
♪ Uh ♪
1100
00:47:48,657 --> 00:47:51,034
Hot. Very hot.
1101
00:47:53,620 --> 00:47:56,456
♪ Oh, oh, yeah ♪
1102
00:48:04,673 --> 00:48:06,008
- Hey.
- Hey.
1103
00:48:07,843 --> 00:48:09,720
Hello, Ms. Alvarez.
1104
00:48:11,096 --> 00:48:12,556
You slept with Jason,
didn't you?
1105
00:48:12,556 --> 00:48:15,267
I can't stop smiling.
I feel like I'm in a rom-com.
1106
00:48:15,267 --> 00:48:17,269
Okay, I love this for you,
like amazing,
1107
00:48:17,269 --> 00:48:19,396
but I would keep that on the DL.
1108
00:48:19,396 --> 00:48:21,023
If Skyler finds out
about the two of you,
1109
00:48:21,023 --> 00:48:22,649
- she will be sure to ruin it.
1110
00:48:22,649 --> 00:48:23,984
Speak of the devil...
1111
00:48:23,984 --> 00:48:24,985
Good luck.
1112
00:48:25,694 --> 00:48:27,946
- Skyler, so glad you made it!
- Oh, my goodness,
1113
00:48:27,946 --> 00:48:30,032
I wouldn't miss it
for the world!
1114
00:48:30,032 --> 00:48:32,701
What's good for the club
is good for everyone, right?
1115
00:48:32,701 --> 00:48:33,327
Right.
1116
00:48:33,327 --> 00:48:34,911
It's a great turn out,
by the way.
1117
00:48:34,911 --> 00:48:35,621
Thanks, Rebecca.
1118
00:48:35,621 --> 00:48:37,998
Yes, can't wait
to see how it goes.
1119
00:48:37,998 --> 00:48:39,499
Well, you shouldn't have
to wait too much longer.
1120
00:48:39,499 --> 00:48:41,668
Our instructor
will be here any second.
1121
00:48:41,668 --> 00:48:42,711
Wonderful.
1122
00:48:45,047 --> 00:48:46,840
Will she?
1123
00:49:00,937 --> 00:49:02,105
Aw, Ariana,
1124
00:49:02,105 --> 00:49:04,816
seems like your instructor
is a no-show.
1125
00:49:04,816 --> 00:49:06,276
I'm so sorry it's a bust,
1126
00:49:06,276 --> 00:49:07,778
but this is why we
have a committee.
1127
00:49:07,778 --> 00:49:10,614
Not everyone has the skillset
to plan club events.
1128
00:49:15,202 --> 00:49:17,579
Oh, there she is!
The woman of the hour!
1129
00:49:17,579 --> 00:49:18,914
Everyone,
give a round of applause
1130
00:49:18,914 --> 00:49:20,457
for Christina.
1131
00:49:22,459 --> 00:49:24,711
- What are you doing?
- I owe you.
1132
00:49:24,711 --> 00:49:26,505
You all know her
as a fabulous bartender
1133
00:49:26,505 --> 00:49:26,963
and server,
1134
00:49:26,963 --> 00:49:29,341
but what you don't know
is that she's highly trained
1135
00:49:29,341 --> 00:49:30,717
in the art of Jiu-jitsu.
1136
00:49:34,304 --> 00:49:36,473
Uh, uh, yes. Hi.
1137
00:49:37,391 --> 00:49:40,811
Thanks you, Ariana,
for that wonderful intro.
1138
00:49:40,811 --> 00:49:44,731
Um, and I'm so sorry
that I'm so late.
1139
00:49:44,731 --> 00:49:49,111
But I'm really excited
to empower you all today,
1140
00:49:49,111 --> 00:49:51,863
both physically and mentally.
1141
00:49:53,115 --> 00:49:54,783
Okay. Alright, everyone up.
1142
00:49:55,826 --> 00:49:57,160
I'm gonna need a volunteer.
1143
00:49:58,995 --> 00:50:01,164
Mrs. Harrison, come on up.
1144
00:50:03,250 --> 00:50:04,876
So, let's all pretend
1145
00:50:04,876 --> 00:50:07,546
that I am walking alone
in a parking lot
1146
00:50:07,546 --> 00:50:10,006
and Mrs. Harrison
is following me.
1147
00:50:10,006 --> 00:50:12,050
I don't know why I'm
in the employee parking lot,
1148
00:50:12,050 --> 00:50:13,093
but okay.
1149
00:50:14,010 --> 00:50:15,387
Alright, I want you
to come up behind me
1150
00:50:15,387 --> 00:50:16,555
and grab my shoulder.
1151
00:50:19,766 --> 00:50:21,393
- Touch me again
1152
00:50:21,393 --> 00:50:23,478
and I will put you
in a shallow grave!
1153
00:50:25,605 --> 00:50:26,898
Okay.
1154
00:50:26,898 --> 00:50:28,316
So, that's how it's done, ladies.
1155
00:50:28,316 --> 00:50:32,779
First, you attack physically,
and then psychologically.
1156
00:50:32,779 --> 00:50:33,613
Alright?
1157
00:50:33,613 --> 00:50:34,823
Eve, great!
1158
00:50:34,823 --> 00:50:36,533
Uh, Eve's gonna assist me.
1159
00:50:36,533 --> 00:50:38,702
- Alright, who's next?
- Me!
1160
00:50:40,287 --> 00:50:41,496
Nice. With one move.
1161
00:50:42,539 --> 00:50:43,623
I was parallel parking
1162
00:50:43,623 --> 00:50:45,625
before you were
in your father's nutsac,
1163
00:50:45,625 --> 00:50:47,335
- so back off!
You heard me!
1164
00:50:47,335 --> 00:50:48,670
I heard you, I heard you!
1165
00:50:48,670 --> 00:50:50,046
Let's go!
1166
00:50:50,046 --> 00:50:51,381
Uh-huh.
1167
00:50:51,381 --> 00:50:54,134
My belly's not a petting zoo,
so hands off!
1168
00:50:54,134 --> 00:50:56,386
And my name's Rebecca,
not Becky!
1169
00:50:56,386 --> 00:50:57,012
Yes!
1170
00:50:57,888 --> 00:50:59,014
Yeah, Rebecca!
1171
00:51:01,349 --> 00:51:04,686
I will shove my dick
so far up your asshole
1172
00:51:04,686 --> 00:51:07,689
that it will split in two
out of your nostrils,
1173
00:51:07,689 --> 00:51:11,067
you mansplainin' waste of space!
1174
00:51:16,406 --> 00:51:17,616
Cheerleading was hard.
1175
00:51:20,786 --> 00:51:22,412
Okay. Okay.
1176
00:51:23,205 --> 00:51:24,122
Okay. Yeah, yeah.
1177
00:51:30,003 --> 00:51:31,379
That was fun.
1178
00:51:31,379 --> 00:51:33,757
- Thanks for organizing.
- Hey, thanks for coming.
1179
00:51:33,757 --> 00:51:36,259
Oh, and see you guys Friday.
1180
00:51:37,594 --> 00:51:39,554
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
1181
00:51:42,057 --> 00:51:43,892
- I like your hair.
- Thanks.
1182
00:51:48,438 --> 00:51:50,440
You must really be
enjoying this.
1183
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:51,316
I am.
1184
00:51:51,316 --> 00:51:54,110
Especially since you tried
to sabotage my event.
1185
00:51:54,110 --> 00:51:55,904
What'd you do?
Call the instructor and cancel?
1186
00:51:55,904 --> 00:51:57,823
Oh, don't be ridiculous.
1187
00:51:57,823 --> 00:51:58,907
Gilmore's a family.
1188
00:51:58,907 --> 00:52:01,076
When one of us succeeds,
we all succeed.
1189
00:52:01,076 --> 00:52:03,286
Oh, in the spirit of family,
1190
00:52:03,286 --> 00:52:05,288
I'd love to see you
at Friday's mini golf.
1191
00:52:05,288 --> 00:52:07,833
It's sold out, but I could
make an exception
1192
00:52:07,833 --> 00:52:09,835
- for the club's reigning champ.
1193
00:52:11,753 --> 00:52:15,006
Just remember this, Ariana,
I win.
1194
00:52:15,006 --> 00:52:16,383
I always win.
1195
00:52:24,975 --> 00:52:26,601
I hope more people are coming.
1196
00:52:29,354 --> 00:52:32,607
I mean, I'm sure more people
are coming.
1197
00:52:32,607 --> 00:52:34,317
Wait, I thought you said
it was sold out.
1198
00:52:34,317 --> 00:52:36,736
Uh-uh, that's Ariana's event.
1199
00:52:38,071 --> 00:52:39,573
I've been thinking I know people
1200
00:52:39,573 --> 00:52:41,408
who can make people like her disappear.
1201
00:52:42,409 --> 00:52:43,493
You know Criss Angel?
1202
00:52:47,622 --> 00:52:48,707
Hey, Gilmore fam,
1203
00:52:48,707 --> 00:52:50,667
the party
is just getting started.
1204
00:52:50,667 --> 00:52:53,211
The music's loud
and the slushies are strong.
1205
00:52:53,211 --> 00:52:55,005
So even if you hate golf
as much as I do,
1206
00:52:55,005 --> 00:52:56,089
you'll still have fun!
1207
00:53:00,510 --> 00:53:02,345
Oh, my God, I love this song.
1208
00:53:02,345 --> 00:53:04,639
Oh, damn, me, too.
1209
00:53:06,099 --> 00:53:08,602
But not as much as a harpist, obviously.
1210
00:53:13,231 --> 00:53:14,524
What are you two talking about?
1211
00:53:16,151 --> 00:53:19,195
Just how I'm feeling
so nauseous.
1212
00:53:19,195 --> 00:53:21,615
Morning sickness
isn't just for the morning!
1213
00:53:21,615 --> 00:53:24,326
- Who knew?
- Totally!
1214
00:53:24,326 --> 00:53:26,036
And I'm also feeling sick.
1215
00:53:26,786 --> 00:53:28,330
I think
it might be sympathy pains.
1216
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:31,875
Lovely party, Skyler.
1217
00:53:31,875 --> 00:53:33,376
We'll see you tomorrow.
1218
00:53:33,376 --> 00:53:34,336
Wait, Becky--
1219
00:53:34,336 --> 00:53:36,922
Rebecca,
what am I supposed to do?
1220
00:53:36,922 --> 00:53:38,214
Host this all by myself?
1221
00:53:42,177 --> 00:53:43,261
I think you'll manage.
1222
00:53:44,971 --> 00:53:46,348
Bye.
1223
00:53:52,395 --> 00:53:54,064
No, thank you. No.
1224
00:53:55,023 --> 00:53:55,565
Go!
1225
00:54:07,786 --> 00:54:08,870
Thanks for coming.
1226
00:54:08,870 --> 00:54:09,913
Oh, there's drinks over there.
1227
00:54:09,913 --> 00:54:12,290
You made it! Have fun!
1228
00:54:14,501 --> 00:54:17,087
Well, this is quite
the turn out.
1229
00:54:18,004 --> 00:54:19,297
Your uncle would be very proud.
1230
00:54:19,297 --> 00:54:20,507
Mm, the night is young.
1231
00:54:20,507 --> 00:54:22,217
Still plenty of time for me
to screw it up.
1232
00:54:22,217 --> 00:54:24,386
Ariana, take the compliment.
1233
00:54:24,386 --> 00:54:25,720
Thank you.
1234
00:54:25,720 --> 00:54:28,598
These clubs are too damn small!
1235
00:54:28,598 --> 00:54:31,559
It's called "mini golf",
Ms. Archebold.
1236
00:54:31,559 --> 00:54:32,936
Yes, but you know,
1237
00:54:32,936 --> 00:54:35,897
I only like to play
with big things, Peters.
1238
00:54:36,856 --> 00:54:38,233
- Oh, no.
- No, no, no.
1239
00:54:38,233 --> 00:54:39,609
Oh, I'm not done with you.
1240
00:54:42,696 --> 00:54:43,613
Ari!
1241
00:54:43,613 --> 00:54:45,115
Ah! Oh, guys!
1242
00:54:46,324 --> 00:54:49,035
This is so much more fun
than Skyler's party.
1243
00:54:49,035 --> 00:54:50,996
The harp is so boring.
1244
00:54:50,996 --> 00:54:53,623
- Don't tell her I said that.
- That's very sweet, Jenny.
1245
00:54:53,623 --> 00:54:55,709
How many of those red slushies
have you had?
1246
00:54:55,709 --> 00:54:59,212
Mm, this is my third!
1247
00:55:00,630 --> 00:55:02,173
Oh shit. I have to pee.
1248
00:55:03,133 --> 00:55:05,719
- See you soon, girly!
1249
00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:07,512
I should probably
make sure she's good.
1250
00:55:07,512 --> 00:55:08,638
Yeah.
1251
00:55:08,638 --> 00:55:11,474
You always did know
how to throw a party.
1252
00:55:11,474 --> 00:55:13,059
Keep doing new.
1253
00:55:13,059 --> 00:55:15,395
Gilmore loves you.
1254
00:55:15,395 --> 00:55:16,563
Thanks, Rebecca.
1255
00:55:25,780 --> 00:55:27,741
Those rat bastards!
1256
00:55:33,747 --> 00:55:35,498
Want to play a few rounds later?
1257
00:55:35,498 --> 00:55:37,459
Loser takes the winner home.
1258
00:55:37,459 --> 00:55:39,753
I thought you didn't play.
1259
00:55:39,753 --> 00:55:40,920
I could make an exception.
1260
00:55:41,963 --> 00:55:42,797
Okay, fine.
1261
00:55:48,887 --> 00:55:50,055
- Yeah.
- Okay.
1262
00:55:54,392 --> 00:55:56,019
- It's good.
1263
00:55:56,019 --> 00:55:56,936
Thank you.
1264
00:55:59,397 --> 00:56:00,815
I'll take a club and a bucket, please.
1265
00:56:01,316 --> 00:56:02,525
Skyler, you made it!
1266
00:56:02,525 --> 00:56:04,235
Yes, thank you for the invite.
1267
00:56:04,235 --> 00:56:05,987
It's quite the party.
1268
00:56:05,987 --> 00:56:07,197
Thanks?
1269
00:56:07,197 --> 00:56:11,117
So, Jason, my cousin Summer
is coming into town next week.
1270
00:56:11,117 --> 00:56:13,620
She's the hot one in the family
and very sweet.
1271
00:56:13,620 --> 00:56:15,705
But I haven't been single
in so long,
1272
00:56:15,705 --> 00:56:17,707
I-- I don't know
all the fun bars.
1273
00:56:17,707 --> 00:56:19,918
I could, um, recommend a few.
1274
00:56:19,918 --> 00:56:21,628
You're such a doll.
1275
00:56:21,628 --> 00:56:24,047
But it might be easier
if I gave her your number.
1276
00:56:24,047 --> 00:56:25,590
Maybe you could show her around.
1277
00:56:25,590 --> 00:56:28,426
Who knows?
You two might really hit it off.
1278
00:56:28,426 --> 00:56:30,929
Um, of course, Ms. Harrison.
1279
00:56:30,929 --> 00:56:32,847
- Anything for our club champion.
1280
00:56:32,847 --> 00:56:34,057
You flatter me.
1281
00:56:35,350 --> 00:56:36,351
See you later, Ariana.
1282
00:56:37,310 --> 00:56:38,311
Thanks, Jason.
1283
00:56:40,146 --> 00:56:42,899
- Ariana, I had to--
- No, you don't have to explain.
1284
00:56:42,899 --> 00:56:44,943
I totally understand.
1285
00:56:44,943 --> 00:56:46,361
I better go make my rounds.
1286
00:56:48,655 --> 00:56:49,906
Damn.
1287
00:56:54,369 --> 00:56:56,079
Two tequila shots. Doubles!
1288
00:56:56,079 --> 00:56:57,580
You got it!
1289
00:56:57,580 --> 00:56:59,415
Ariana, this place is poppin'.
1290
00:56:59,415 --> 00:57:01,876
I haven't seen it like this
in years, girl!
1291
00:57:01,876 --> 00:57:03,128
You should be really proud.
1292
00:57:06,464 --> 00:57:06,965
Oh!
1293
00:57:07,966 --> 00:57:09,342
Whoa, okay.
1294
00:57:09,342 --> 00:57:11,719
Um, are we sure this
is a good idea?
1295
00:57:12,762 --> 00:57:14,305
Oh, you're j--
you're just gonna keep going.
1296
00:57:14,305 --> 00:57:15,515
They're all for you. Okay.
1297
00:57:15,515 --> 00:57:17,433
Hey, is everything alright?
1298
00:57:17,433 --> 00:57:18,518
Never better.
1299
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:21,813
I'm gonna be holding her hair later.
1300
00:57:27,527 --> 00:57:30,446
- Hey, do you wanna dance?
- Fuck yeah!
1301
00:57:35,326 --> 00:57:35,660
Yeah.
1302
00:57:37,203 --> 00:57:38,705
Oh. Yeah.
1303
00:57:38,705 --> 00:57:40,039
Oh. Uh, stop!
1304
00:57:40,039 --> 00:57:41,583
What? Come on, Ariana.
1305
00:57:41,583 --> 00:57:42,834
The tension is killing me.
1306
00:57:42,834 --> 00:57:44,002
No, you're married.
1307
00:57:44,002 --> 00:57:45,962
I know, right?
1308
00:57:48,214 --> 00:57:50,341
You fucking slut!
1309
00:57:51,342 --> 00:57:53,344
Skyler, it's not what you think.
1310
00:57:53,344 --> 00:57:54,762
- You slimy-
Oh!
1311
00:57:54,762 --> 00:57:56,723
Duplicitous hoe bag!
1312
00:57:57,557 --> 00:57:58,641
It's not what you think!
1313
00:57:58,641 --> 00:58:00,643
Come out here
and face me like a woman!
1314
00:58:00,643 --> 00:58:03,855
- Skyler, he tried to kiss me!
- Liar!
1315
00:58:03,855 --> 00:58:06,024
I knew you couldn't be trusted.
1316
00:58:06,024 --> 00:58:07,650
- Oh!
- Oh!
1317
00:58:12,030 --> 00:58:14,365
You're the one trying
to ruin every second of my life!
1318
00:58:16,784 --> 00:58:19,662
That is because you,
Ariana Alvarez,
1319
00:58:19,662 --> 00:58:22,916
are insignificant trash
and everyone knows it!
1320
00:58:22,916 --> 00:58:25,585
Not even the damn caddie
will commit to you.
1321
00:58:25,585 --> 00:58:26,753
That's right, everyone!
1322
00:58:26,753 --> 00:58:28,922
Jason is sleeping
with this whore.
1323
00:58:28,922 --> 00:58:32,884
Which according to page 106
is against the code of conduct!
1324
00:58:32,884 --> 00:58:34,093
Jason, is this true?
1325
00:58:37,597 --> 00:58:38,973
Jason, are you gonna tell them?
1326
00:58:41,601 --> 00:58:42,769
Ms. Alvarez,
1327
00:58:42,769 --> 00:58:44,520
I think you've had too much
to drink.
1328
00:58:48,983 --> 00:58:51,361
Fuck you, Jason.
And fuck you, Skyler.
1329
00:58:51,361 --> 00:58:54,447
And fuck this whole
fucking place!
1330
00:58:54,447 --> 00:58:57,116
I quit, effective immediately.
1331
00:59:00,370 --> 00:59:01,037
Uh-uh!
1332
00:59:01,037 --> 00:59:02,413
Don't even think about it, homeboy.
1333
00:59:07,794 --> 00:59:11,130
Back to the party, guys.
1334
00:59:32,527 --> 00:59:35,238
Looks like
it's just you and me, Romeo.
1335
00:59:52,547 --> 00:59:56,759
Sorry. I'm so sorry.
1336
01:00:14,777 --> 01:00:17,238
Jason, go away.
1337
01:00:20,825 --> 01:00:22,243
Rebecca,
what are you doing here?
1338
01:00:22,243 --> 01:00:23,328
I was in the neighborhood
1339
01:00:23,328 --> 01:00:25,621
and I thought
I'd make us breakfast.
1340
01:00:25,621 --> 01:00:26,789
Do you still like pancakes?
1341
01:00:27,707 --> 01:00:29,292
- I love pancakes.
- Great.
1342
01:00:29,292 --> 01:00:30,960
Is your kitchen this way?
1343
01:00:37,133 --> 01:00:39,135
Rebecca,
what are you really doing here?
1344
01:00:39,135 --> 01:00:41,137
- I quit the club.
- I know.
1345
01:00:41,137 --> 01:00:43,514
Skyler was on fire last night.
1346
01:00:43,514 --> 01:00:45,183
Yeah, Kyle tried to kiss me.
1347
01:00:45,183 --> 01:00:48,603
Yup, he's a creep and deep down,
Skyler knows it, too.
1348
01:00:49,771 --> 01:00:52,023
Uh, where are your mixing bowls?
1349
01:00:52,023 --> 01:00:53,858
Look around.
Does it look like I bake?
1350
01:00:53,858 --> 01:00:54,692
I need a mixing bowl!
1351
01:00:54,692 --> 01:00:56,819
I can't make pancakes
without them.
1352
01:00:56,819 --> 01:01:00,073
I-- I need to do something
with these stupid, chubby hands!
1353
01:01:00,073 --> 01:01:01,657
You're not chubby, you're--
1354
01:01:01,657 --> 01:01:03,284
Gonna have a baby.
1355
01:01:04,952 --> 01:01:06,371
I'm not ready for this.
1356
01:01:07,163 --> 01:01:09,248
Rebecca, of course, you are.
1357
01:01:09,248 --> 01:01:11,376
Look at you, you're perfect.
1358
01:01:11,376 --> 01:01:14,003
Your husband's perfect,
your life is perfect.
1359
01:01:14,003 --> 01:01:15,505
I bet your vagina
is gonna snap back
1360
01:01:15,505 --> 01:01:18,091
- into place perfectly.
1361
01:01:18,091 --> 01:01:19,842
I'm not ready to be a mom.
1362
01:01:22,887 --> 01:01:26,307
Look, I'm not exactly an expert
in that department,
1363
01:01:26,307 --> 01:01:27,767
but for what it's worth,
1364
01:01:27,767 --> 01:01:29,977
I think you're gonna be
a great mom.
1365
01:01:31,312 --> 01:01:33,689
You kinda remind me of my mom.
1366
01:01:33,689 --> 01:01:34,941
In a good way.
1367
01:01:36,192 --> 01:01:38,528
God, I miss her.
1368
01:01:38,528 --> 01:01:41,280
I know you really
miss your parents.
1369
01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:43,157
I'm sorry.
1370
01:01:43,157 --> 01:01:44,200
Thanks.
1371
01:01:46,494 --> 01:01:48,579
Look, you're gonna do
the best you can.
1372
01:01:48,579 --> 01:01:49,956
You're gonna give them
lots of love,
1373
01:01:49,956 --> 01:01:51,666
and teach them right from wrong,
1374
01:01:51,666 --> 01:01:55,503
and what they do with their life
is up to them.
1375
01:01:55,503 --> 01:01:58,423
That's really sweet to say, Ari.
1376
01:01:58,423 --> 01:01:59,757
Thank you.
1377
01:01:59,757 --> 01:02:02,635
But are you-- are you really
leavin' the club?
1378
01:02:02,635 --> 01:02:05,430
Skyler may be cruel,
but she's not wrong.
1379
01:02:05,430 --> 01:02:08,599
- I'm not Gilmore material.
- Bullshit.
1380
01:02:08,599 --> 01:02:10,977
You belong at that club
just as much as anybody else.
1381
01:02:10,977 --> 01:02:13,479
Skyler's just insecure,
because she met Kyle
1382
01:02:13,479 --> 01:02:16,482
when she was a waitressing
at Scooter's Wild Wing Shack
1383
01:02:16,482 --> 01:02:17,692
and married him.
1384
01:02:17,692 --> 01:02:20,319
Wait, Skyler was a waitress?
1385
01:02:20,319 --> 01:02:22,321
Yep, and now her whole life
is that club,
1386
01:02:22,321 --> 01:02:24,574
and her man's a dog,
it's complicated.
1387
01:02:26,075 --> 01:02:27,910
But she's wrong about you.
1388
01:02:27,910 --> 01:02:30,455
You are not trash.
1389
01:02:31,330 --> 01:02:32,623
And don't you forget it.
1390
01:02:33,833 --> 01:02:35,001
Thanks, Rebecca.
1391
01:02:36,085 --> 01:02:38,045
What are friends for?
1392
01:02:52,185 --> 01:02:53,936
Hi, Mr. Reddy,
it's Ariana Alvarez.
1393
01:02:54,896 --> 01:02:56,647
I was wondering
if you were free tomorrow.
1394
01:02:58,357 --> 01:02:59,442
Great.
1395
01:02:59,442 --> 01:03:01,694
♪ Hey you, get down,
lace up my loops ♪
1396
01:03:01,694 --> 01:03:02,236
♪ Wooh ♪
1397
01:03:02,236 --> 01:03:03,446
♪ Here's the queen
comin' through ♪
1398
01:03:03,446 --> 01:03:04,071
♪ Uh, uh ♪
1399
01:03:04,071 --> 01:03:06,491
♪ Hey you, pull up,
make me some food ♪
1400
01:03:06,491 --> 01:03:08,159
- ♪ Wooh ♪
- ♪ It's your highness to you ♪
1401
01:03:08,159 --> 01:03:08,826
♪ Uh, uh ♪
1402
01:03:08,826 --> 01:03:11,370
♪ Hey you, you a thug
on the run with it ♪
1403
01:03:11,370 --> 01:03:12,413
♪ Wooh ♪
1404
01:03:12,413 --> 01:03:13,873
♪ She do it for the wealth, eh ♪
1405
01:03:13,873 --> 01:03:14,624
♪ Wooh ♪
1406
01:03:14,624 --> 01:03:16,209
♪ She don't need nobody else ♪
1407
01:03:16,209 --> 01:03:17,001
♪ Wooh ♪
1408
01:03:17,001 --> 01:03:18,544
- ♪ Sellin' water to a well ♪
- ♪ Uh ♪
1409
01:03:18,544 --> 01:03:20,171
And she's back.
1410
01:03:21,255 --> 01:03:23,382
Can't get rid of me that easily,
I'm like a roach.
1411
01:03:24,383 --> 01:03:27,094
- Wait, let me try that again.
- Yeah.
1412
01:03:27,094 --> 01:03:29,055
No, no, no, no, no. You quit.
I heard you.
1413
01:03:29,055 --> 01:03:31,015
Everyone did.
And you don't even golf!
1414
01:03:31,015 --> 01:03:33,226
I-- i-- is there a problem here?
1415
01:03:33,226 --> 01:03:35,061
Section 5, paragraph 3,
1416
01:03:35,061 --> 01:03:37,730
"A member must submit his
or her resignation in writing
1417
01:03:37,730 --> 01:03:39,774
and it must be accepted
by the board."
1418
01:03:39,774 --> 01:03:41,359
She's actually right,
Mrs. Harrison.
1419
01:03:41,359 --> 01:03:43,236
She is not stepping foot
on that course.
1420
01:03:43,236 --> 01:03:44,529
I'll file a complaint!
1421
01:03:44,529 --> 01:03:46,739
For fuck's sake, Skyler, relax!
1422
01:03:46,739 --> 01:03:49,659
It's just golf.
We're not curing cancer.
1423
01:03:51,118 --> 01:03:52,161
What's the matter, Skyler?
1424
01:03:52,161 --> 01:03:54,372
Worried
about a little competition?
1425
01:03:55,456 --> 01:03:57,458
The only thing I'm worried about
is where I'm gonna put
1426
01:03:57,458 --> 01:03:59,919
- this year's trophy.
- You better hope so.
1427
01:03:59,919 --> 01:04:01,671
Because if I remember correctly,
1428
01:04:01,671 --> 01:04:04,507
the champion gets their dues
waved for a year.
1429
01:04:04,507 --> 01:04:08,469
So, when I win,
I won't be going anywhere.
1430
01:04:15,977 --> 01:04:18,521
Those are literally the rules.
1431
01:04:18,521 --> 01:04:22,066
- Aren't you a bartender?
- I'm multi-faceted.
1432
01:04:25,945 --> 01:04:27,029
You go, girl.
1433
01:04:33,619 --> 01:04:36,080
Ariana,
what're you doin' here?
1434
01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:37,415
It's Ms. Alvarez.
1435
01:04:37,415 --> 01:04:39,834
And I'm not here for you,
I'm here to play.
1436
01:04:39,834 --> 01:04:42,295
You're playing? Against Skyler?
1437
01:04:42,295 --> 01:04:43,296
Yes.
1438
01:04:43,296 --> 01:04:45,548
And I'll obviously need
a different caddie.
1439
01:04:45,548 --> 01:04:47,508
Perhaps one who isn't a coward
1440
01:04:47,508 --> 01:04:49,343
that would rather watch people
play his whole life
1441
01:04:49,343 --> 01:04:51,137
than go after what he wants.
1442
01:04:52,305 --> 01:04:53,014
Thanks.
1443
01:04:59,562 --> 01:05:01,897
- That was harsh.
1444
01:05:01,897 --> 01:05:04,692
- Of course, she's right.
- I know.
1445
01:05:06,319 --> 01:05:07,737
Let's take a walk.
1446
01:05:09,614 --> 01:05:12,700
Jason, I have watched you
grow up at this club.
1447
01:05:13,701 --> 01:05:16,746
You are young, bright, talented.
1448
01:05:17,955 --> 01:05:19,457
what do you want?
1449
01:05:20,499 --> 01:05:23,419
Well, I played in college
and I really miss it.
1450
01:05:23,419 --> 01:05:24,920
Competition.
1451
01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:27,340
Hanging with the other players.
I don't know.
1452
01:05:27,340 --> 01:05:30,134
A part of me still thinks
I could go pro.
1453
01:05:31,052 --> 01:05:33,220
- You think so?
- I do.
1454
01:05:34,347 --> 01:05:35,806
It's an expensive sport.
1455
01:05:35,806 --> 01:05:37,433
You'll need sponsor.
1456
01:05:41,854 --> 01:05:44,440
Take this card,
call my office on Monday,
1457
01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:46,108
and we will arrange a try-out.
1458
01:05:47,109 --> 01:05:49,695
- Ms. Archebold, this is amazing!
- I know!
1459
01:05:51,489 --> 01:05:53,616
Listen, honey, aside from you,
1460
01:05:53,616 --> 01:05:55,534
your stepfather
was the best caddie
1461
01:05:55,534 --> 01:05:57,536
that this club ever had.
1462
01:05:57,536 --> 01:05:59,580
And he always thought
that his boy
1463
01:05:59,580 --> 01:06:01,540
could be the next Tiger Woods.
1464
01:06:01,540 --> 01:06:03,292
So, let's prove him right,
shall we?
1465
01:06:04,335 --> 01:06:05,503
Thank you.
I won't let you down.
1466
01:06:05,503 --> 01:06:07,546
No, you won't.
1467
01:06:08,881 --> 01:06:12,218
Two things I never mess with,
my money and my martinis.
1468
01:06:12,885 --> 01:06:14,637
I've seen what you can do
with the martini.
1469
01:06:14,637 --> 01:06:16,764
Now, let's see what you can do
with my money.
1470
01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:21,686
Mike! So, glad you made it!
1471
01:06:21,686 --> 01:06:24,355
Thank you for the invite.
It's a beautiful course.
1472
01:06:24,355 --> 01:06:25,898
And the drinks aren't half bad.
1473
01:06:25,898 --> 01:06:28,025
- Let me get the first round.
- Well, I don't wanna be rude.
1474
01:06:29,276 --> 01:06:31,278
- Tequila?
- Always.
1475
01:06:31,278 --> 01:06:32,905
Two tequila sodas, please.
1476
01:06:34,490 --> 01:06:35,783
Thank you.
1477
01:06:35,783 --> 01:06:37,368
I don't wanna
talk too much shop,
1478
01:06:37,368 --> 01:06:38,869
but I've been thinking
about your company
1479
01:06:38,869 --> 01:06:40,913
and I have a great idea
on how to boost morale.
1480
01:06:40,913 --> 01:06:43,332
- I'd love to hear more.
- I'll cheers to that.
1481
01:06:46,419 --> 01:06:49,296
Now, I've got to go take care
of something.
1482
01:06:49,296 --> 01:06:51,048
- Wish me luck.
- Luck.
1483
01:06:53,050 --> 01:06:55,094
Bezos, I told you I'm golfing.
1484
01:06:55,094 --> 01:07:00,933
It's a great day here
at Gilmore Country Club!
1485
01:07:00,933 --> 01:07:01,600
Yes!
1486
01:07:02,351 --> 01:07:07,815
Welcome to the annual
Women's Championship Round!
1487
01:07:08,733 --> 01:07:10,443
Good Lord, is that thing today,
Dan?
1488
01:07:10,443 --> 01:07:11,444
Hey, Bill.
1489
01:07:11,444 --> 01:07:14,196
You think I need a quick night
in before you tee off?
1490
01:07:14,196 --> 01:07:15,406
- Not gonna happen today.
- Alright.
1491
01:07:15,406 --> 01:07:16,198
There's a tournament.
1492
01:07:16,198 --> 01:07:17,450
Well, you wanted something
from the bar,
1493
01:07:17,450 --> 01:07:19,535
- but you'll get a gin and tonic.
- Sure, I'll do gin and tonic.
1494
01:07:19,535 --> 01:07:20,661
Alright. Double?
1495
01:07:20,661 --> 01:07:21,620
- Thank, Bill. Sure, Bill.
- If I know you.
1496
01:07:21,620 --> 01:07:22,913
Thanks, Bill.
1497
01:07:22,913 --> 01:07:25,541
Each participating golfer
will start a full 18.
1498
01:07:25,541 --> 01:07:28,169
Golfers will be eliminated
1499
01:07:28,169 --> 01:07:29,670
when it's
mathematically impossible
1500
01:07:29,670 --> 01:07:32,757
to catch up or take the lead.
1501
01:07:32,757 --> 01:07:34,216
- Hey, Dan, real quick.
- Yeah.
1502
01:07:34,216 --> 01:07:35,676
It's uh,
mathematically impossible--
1503
01:07:35,676 --> 01:07:37,553
- Uh-huh?
- For me to be interested.
1504
01:07:37,553 --> 01:07:37,970
All right.
1505
01:07:37,970 --> 01:07:40,473
Can't we just
make this one hole?
1506
01:07:40,473 --> 01:07:41,640
- No, we're not.
- Oh.
1507
01:07:41,640 --> 01:07:44,101
This is important to me.
I-- I enjoy doing this, so--
1508
01:07:44,101 --> 01:07:45,686
Can't blame a fella for trying.
1509
01:07:45,686 --> 01:07:47,062
Yeah, I'll thank you to leave, Bill.
1510
01:07:47,062 --> 01:07:47,938
Appreciate.
1511
01:07:47,938 --> 01:07:51,650
All right,
all lady competitors--
1512
01:07:51,650 --> 01:07:53,319
I didn't know
it was gonna be a full 18.
1513
01:07:53,319 --> 01:07:55,738
I thought it's like one hole,
kind of a mercy.
1514
01:07:55,738 --> 01:07:57,323
- Yeah. That's not at all.
- All right.
1515
01:07:57,323 --> 01:07:58,908
It's 18 holes women,
it's gonna be great.
1516
01:07:58,908 --> 01:08:00,534
I already finished my drink.
You want another?
1517
01:08:00,534 --> 01:08:03,496
Yeah, you can have mine.
Thanks. Thanks, Bill.
1518
01:08:03,496 --> 01:08:09,502
All right, all lady competitors,
please step forward!
1519
01:08:19,512 --> 01:08:20,763
Okay.
1520
01:08:20,763 --> 01:08:23,099
So, looks like
we got ourselves a twosome.
1521
01:08:24,642 --> 01:08:26,894
Let the golf begin!
1522
01:08:54,380 --> 01:08:55,631
Oh, wow.
1523
01:08:57,132 --> 01:08:57,633
- Wow.
1524
01:08:57,633 --> 01:08:59,468
Yeah, she's consistent,
she's good.
1525
01:08:59,468 --> 01:09:00,469
- She's consistent...
- Yeah, babe!
1526
01:09:00,469 --> 01:09:01,637
She is.
1527
01:09:02,388 --> 01:09:06,100
Smooth! Wow.
1528
01:09:12,481 --> 01:09:13,357
Okay, this is it.
1529
01:09:13,357 --> 01:09:15,234
Yeah, y-- I am-- I am--
I am brimming.
1530
01:09:15,234 --> 01:09:18,153
I'm-- I'm a cup of excitement
for this day.
1531
01:09:18,153 --> 01:09:19,989
- Dan. Dan!
- I'm full-- a drink-up today.
1532
01:09:19,989 --> 01:09:20,948
Dan!
1533
01:09:20,948 --> 01:09:22,157
You're gonna give yourself
another stroke.
1534
01:09:22,157 --> 01:09:23,325
- Just calm down.
- Yeah.
1535
01:09:23,325 --> 01:09:24,493
Just calm down.
I should probably bring it down.
1536
01:09:24,493 --> 01:09:25,327
It's hard.
1537
01:09:27,413 --> 01:09:28,330
I got a good feeling about this.
1538
01:09:28,330 --> 01:09:29,290
- Hmm.
- Me, too.
1539
01:09:29,290 --> 01:09:30,457
- Yeah.
- Yeah, there's something,
1540
01:09:31,667 --> 01:09:32,585
And a glow, an orb.
1541
01:09:32,585 --> 01:09:33,669
- Okay, yeah.
- Dan.
1542
01:09:33,669 --> 01:09:35,087
- Right? All right.
- Right, sorry.
1543
01:09:35,087 --> 01:09:35,838
Extra, but I'm with you.
1544
01:09:35,838 --> 01:09:36,672
- Right, thanks.
- Okay, stop!
1545
01:10:03,198 --> 01:10:04,950
Not what you were expecting,
was it?
1546
01:10:04,950 --> 01:10:06,619
Neither were they.
1547
01:10:07,912 --> 01:10:08,621
Yes!
1548
01:10:08,621 --> 01:10:09,705
- Oh, my God!
- Woo-hoo!
1549
01:10:09,705 --> 01:10:12,166
- Oh, yes, she did it!
- Wooh!
1550
01:10:12,833 --> 01:10:14,168
Yeah.
1551
01:10:14,168 --> 01:10:15,127
This is gonna be good.
1552
01:10:16,295 --> 01:10:18,547
- But you can't... I--
- I can, and I do.
1553
01:10:19,965 --> 01:10:22,468
I used to play every weekend
growing up with my parents.
1554
01:10:22,468 --> 01:10:23,302
After I lost them,
1555
01:10:23,302 --> 01:10:25,054
I never thought I'd set foot
on a course again,
1556
01:10:25,054 --> 01:10:27,973
but now that I'm here,
I feel right at home.
1557
01:10:29,308 --> 01:10:31,060
Plus, I'm still a 4 handicap!
1558
01:10:36,815 --> 01:10:38,901
Now, I won't bore you
with the details of a full 18.
1559
01:10:38,901 --> 01:10:40,819
So, I'll just give you
the highlights.
1560
01:10:40,819 --> 01:10:42,947
Skyler, of course,
was off to a great start,
1561
01:10:42,947 --> 01:10:44,114
but so was I.
1562
01:10:44,114 --> 01:10:45,449
My short game wasn't bad either.
1563
01:10:53,165 --> 01:10:54,208
- Oh!
- Oh!
1564
01:10:56,377 --> 01:10:57,753
Nice!
Yes!
1565
01:10:57,753 --> 01:10:58,879
Okay!
1566
01:11:18,190 --> 01:11:19,400
- Oh!
- Oh!
1567
01:11:19,984 --> 01:11:21,193
- Oh!
- Oh!
1568
01:11:27,574 --> 01:11:28,575
- Oh!
- Oh!
1569
01:11:42,715 --> 01:11:44,008
Okay.
1570
01:11:44,008 --> 01:11:46,927
We're all tied up,
heading into 18.
1571
01:11:46,927 --> 01:11:49,555
Swing like a girl.
1572
01:11:50,848 --> 01:11:51,473
Got it.
1573
01:11:54,268 --> 01:11:57,104
- Bitch is goin' down.
- Oh, that was aggressive.
1574
01:11:58,731 --> 01:12:01,900
18 is gonna be fun. Real fun.
1575
01:12:35,267 --> 01:12:36,518
- Oh!
- Oh!
1576
01:12:40,355 --> 01:12:41,315
Shit.
1577
01:12:43,942 --> 01:12:44,860
Aw, Ariana,
1578
01:12:44,860 --> 01:12:46,653
maybe you should quit
while you're ahead.
1579
01:13:12,805 --> 01:13:13,597
Tough shot.
1580
01:13:21,021 --> 01:13:22,147
- Oh!
- Oh!
1581
01:13:33,117 --> 01:13:35,160
Hey, Skyler,
maybe after the tournament
1582
01:13:35,160 --> 01:13:37,037
we could go for--
oh, I don't know,
1583
01:13:37,037 --> 01:13:38,747
Scooter's Wild Wing Shack.
1584
01:13:40,541 --> 01:13:42,417
- Who told you that?
- Don't worry.
1585
01:13:42,417 --> 01:13:43,710
Your secret's safe with me.
1586
01:14:06,442 --> 01:14:07,776
- Oh!
- Oh!
1587
01:14:19,705 --> 01:14:21,331
Phew!
1588
01:14:24,585 --> 01:14:26,211
- Fucker!
1589
01:14:26,211 --> 01:14:27,337
Oh, my gosh.
1590
01:14:38,390 --> 01:14:39,224
Your shot.
1591
01:14:45,397 --> 01:14:46,523
Go, Ariana!
1592
01:14:46,523 --> 01:14:47,649
You got this!
1593
01:14:47,649 --> 01:14:49,818
Show 'em how it's done!
1594
01:14:49,818 --> 01:14:51,987
You got this, Alvarez.
1595
01:15:05,209 --> 01:15:07,085
Yes.
1596
01:15:07,085 --> 01:15:09,004
Wow.
1597
01:15:22,100 --> 01:15:23,977
- Thank you.
1598
01:15:23,977 --> 01:15:25,562
I'm so proud of you!
1599
01:15:25,562 --> 01:15:27,105
I knew you had it in you!
1600
01:15:28,565 --> 01:15:29,733
We're so proud,
we're so proud of you.
1601
01:15:36,823 --> 01:15:38,283
- You really put a good show.
- Just got outplayed.
1602
01:15:38,283 --> 01:15:40,661
Oh, don't cry, Stella.
1603
01:15:40,661 --> 01:15:42,037
I have to cry.
1604
01:15:45,290 --> 01:15:46,375
Shit.
1605
01:15:55,550 --> 01:15:57,177
Skyler.
1606
01:16:05,185 --> 01:16:07,771
- The club is all I have.
- That's not true.
1607
01:16:07,771 --> 01:16:10,190
You have perfect skin!
1608
01:16:11,358 --> 01:16:12,567
That's the Botox.
1609
01:16:12,567 --> 01:16:14,736
A-- and so many friends.
1610
01:16:14,736 --> 01:16:17,155
They don't really like me.
1611
01:16:17,155 --> 01:16:19,574
And Kyle?
1612
01:16:19,574 --> 01:16:21,493
Yeah, Kyle's a dirtbag.
1613
01:16:22,995 --> 01:16:26,039
But I wouldn't be here
without him, so...
1614
01:16:26,039 --> 01:16:28,166
Yeah, he is a dirtbag.
1615
01:16:29,626 --> 01:16:31,586
But you're still you
without him.
1616
01:16:35,590 --> 01:16:38,302
I hate this lounge. It's so--
1617
01:16:38,302 --> 01:16:40,679
Problematic. Sexist. Misogynist.
1618
01:16:40,679 --> 01:16:42,139
Yes!
1619
01:16:42,139 --> 01:16:44,933
Wait, did we just agree
on something?
1620
01:16:45,892 --> 01:16:48,562
Crazier things have happened.
1621
01:16:48,562 --> 01:16:50,814
You know,
if you really hate something,
1622
01:16:50,814 --> 01:16:52,774
you can change it.
1623
01:16:52,774 --> 01:16:56,069
Yeah. I guess you're right.
1624
01:16:56,069 --> 01:16:57,988
Look, I'm sorry
for getting all caught up
1625
01:16:57,988 --> 01:17:00,907
in this like high-school drama.
1626
01:17:00,907 --> 01:17:03,785
Sometimes it's easy to forget
who the real enemy is.
1627
01:17:03,785 --> 01:17:04,661
I know.
1628
01:17:05,746 --> 01:17:08,457
And I'm truly sorry
about your parents.
1629
01:17:09,541 --> 01:17:13,170
Thanks. Truce?
1630
01:17:15,255 --> 01:17:16,298
Congrats on the win.
1631
01:17:16,298 --> 01:17:17,924
Thanks.
1632
01:17:17,924 --> 01:17:20,719
Our new Gilmore Women's Club
champion!
1633
01:17:24,181 --> 01:17:26,099
Hey, smile for the newsletter.
1634
01:17:32,647 --> 01:17:33,607
- Look at that.
- Great, wow!
1635
01:17:33,607 --> 01:17:34,316
- Amazing.
- Congratulations.
1636
01:17:34,316 --> 01:17:36,151
It's pretty.
You did a very good job.
1637
01:17:45,869 --> 01:17:47,662
It wasn't just
for the newsletter,
1638
01:17:47,662 --> 01:17:49,873
they put it all over the club.
1639
01:17:49,873 --> 01:17:51,458
And you both will love this.
1640
01:17:52,250 --> 01:17:53,168
I blinked.
1641
01:17:54,503 --> 01:17:56,588
But I don't know,
I kinda like it.
1642
01:17:58,924 --> 01:18:01,968
Oh shit, I gotta go.
Big day at the office.
1643
01:18:01,968 --> 01:18:03,887
Can't be late. Te quiero.
1644
01:18:09,935 --> 01:18:10,352
Yes, and uh...
1645
01:18:10,352 --> 01:18:13,772
So, here's the final contract,
as discussed.
1646
01:18:13,772 --> 01:18:15,524
The top 20
Heywood Media employees
1647
01:18:15,524 --> 01:18:17,359
will get yearly memberships
to Gilmore.
1648
01:18:17,359 --> 01:18:19,111
And the day passes
for the rest of my company?
1649
01:18:19,111 --> 01:18:21,405
Also in the contract,
last Saturday of every month.
1650
01:18:21,405 --> 01:18:22,906
Perfect.
1651
01:18:22,906 --> 01:18:24,783
Any videos I should know of?
1652
01:18:24,783 --> 01:18:26,910
- Ha, very funny.
1653
01:18:26,910 --> 01:18:31,081
So, just sign the dotted line
and we can have some whiskey.
1654
01:18:31,081 --> 01:18:33,625
Ariana, it's been a pleasure
doing business with you.
1655
01:18:33,625 --> 01:18:37,379
Yes, we're very lucky
to have Ariana
1656
01:18:37,379 --> 01:18:39,589
as our new Membership Director.
1657
01:18:39,589 --> 01:18:40,841
Yes, you are.
1658
01:18:40,841 --> 01:18:42,342
Jason Handley used to work here?
1659
01:18:43,468 --> 01:18:45,679
- Didn't he just win the open?
- He did.
1660
01:18:45,679 --> 01:18:46,972
He's a talented up-and-comer.
1661
01:18:46,972 --> 01:18:48,390
I think he could be
the next Tiger Woods.
1662
01:18:48,390 --> 01:18:49,724
He's got quite a swing.
1663
01:18:49,724 --> 01:18:51,017
Hopefully not the same libido.
1664
01:18:53,311 --> 01:18:55,063
Uh, I'm so sorry,
I have to take this.
1665
01:18:55,063 --> 01:18:55,772
Elon.
1666
01:19:00,527 --> 01:19:05,115
Ariana, that is 500 members!
1667
01:19:05,115 --> 01:19:07,451
I mean, we are officially
in wait-list status.
1668
01:19:07,451 --> 01:19:09,077
I'm so excited!
1669
01:19:09,077 --> 01:19:10,454
- But the work is just beginning.
1670
01:19:10,454 --> 01:19:12,122
Okay,
we have to plan the Fall Ball.
1671
01:19:12,122 --> 01:19:13,748
And I wanna revamp happy hour.
1672
01:19:13,748 --> 01:19:14,499
I'm thinking...
1673
01:19:14,499 --> 01:19:18,253
Uh, uh, we are not doing
a Lusty Lagoon watch party.
1674
01:19:18,253 --> 01:19:20,839
You can't tell me no,
on today of all days.
1675
01:19:20,839 --> 01:19:22,757
Fine.
1676
01:19:22,757 --> 01:19:23,884
- Great.
- I'll think about it.
1677
01:19:25,552 --> 01:19:26,970
Oh, uh, and Ariana...
1678
01:19:28,263 --> 01:19:28,972
...happy birthday.
1679
01:19:29,973 --> 01:19:30,682
Thanks.
1680
01:19:34,102 --> 01:19:34,895
Cheers to me.
1681
01:19:37,189 --> 01:19:38,940
Oh!
1682
01:19:38,940 --> 01:19:40,275
Yep, yep.
1683
01:19:41,943 --> 01:19:42,944
Hoo!
1684
01:19:55,290 --> 01:19:57,250
I'm proud of you, nena.
1685
01:19:57,250 --> 01:19:59,211
Well, I wouldn't
have gotten here without you.
1686
01:19:59,211 --> 01:20:00,128
So, thank you.
1687
01:20:01,755 --> 01:20:03,924
Tío Jorge,
these are all of my friends.
1688
01:20:03,924 --> 01:20:04,132
Hi!
1689
01:20:04,132 --> 01:20:05,592
Friends,
some of you already know him,
1690
01:20:05,592 --> 01:20:08,053
but this is my uncle
and the reason we all met.
1691
01:20:08,053 --> 01:20:09,513
Hi.
- Hello.
1692
01:20:09,513 --> 01:20:10,680
Hello, tío.
Join us.
1693
01:20:10,680 --> 01:20:12,599
- Oh, come, come on.
- This is for you.
1694
01:20:12,599 --> 01:20:13,517
Yeah.
1695
01:20:13,517 --> 01:20:14,601
I know what you like.
1696
01:20:14,601 --> 01:20:15,560
- Cheers.
- Oh, yeah, happy birthday.
1697
01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:16,394
- Cheers.
- Oh, yeah!
1698
01:20:16,394 --> 01:20:18,730
- Happy birthday.
1699
01:20:20,482 --> 01:20:21,233
And welcome back. Oh, yeah.
1700
01:20:21,233 --> 01:20:22,359
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
1701
01:20:22,359 --> 01:20:23,610
So, good to have you back.
1702
01:20:23,610 --> 01:20:27,030
Ariana, I hope you don't mind,
I invited a guest.
1703
01:20:27,030 --> 01:20:28,657
Oh, a date?
1704
01:20:31,284 --> 01:20:32,577
Not exactly.
1705
01:20:32,577 --> 01:20:33,620
Surprise.
1706
01:20:34,579 --> 01:20:36,164
Happy birthday, Ariana.
1707
01:20:36,164 --> 01:20:37,874
Jason Handley!
1708
01:20:37,874 --> 01:20:40,126
That was quite a round
on Saturday.
1709
01:20:40,126 --> 01:20:41,086
Oh, thank you.
1710
01:20:41,086 --> 01:20:43,463
Uh, my sponsor certainly
thinks so.
1711
01:20:43,463 --> 01:20:44,548
She does, indeed.
1712
01:20:44,548 --> 01:20:46,675
So how did you get
into the sport?
1713
01:20:46,675 --> 01:20:47,926
I played since I was a kid.
1714
01:20:47,926 --> 01:20:50,303
I just didn't pursue it seriously
1715
01:20:50,303 --> 01:20:53,348
until someone showed me
what it means to be brave.
1716
01:20:53,348 --> 01:20:54,766
She sounds incredible.
1717
01:20:54,766 --> 01:20:56,226
And beautiful.
1718
01:20:56,226 --> 01:20:57,686
She is.
1719
01:20:57,686 --> 01:20:59,938
She's smart, funny,
1720
01:20:59,938 --> 01:21:02,399
and always her authentic self.
1721
01:21:02,399 --> 01:21:04,234
So where is she?
1722
01:21:04,234 --> 01:21:05,902
Oh, I screwed it up.
1723
01:21:07,571 --> 01:21:10,907
The only way I can see her now
is if I beg a mutual friend.
1724
01:21:12,951 --> 01:21:15,245
The thing is I'd really love
a second chance.
1725
01:21:16,621 --> 01:21:18,123
Mira Jason, I don't know you,
1726
01:21:18,123 --> 01:21:20,000
But I do know
that life is short,
1727
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:22,168
Time is precious,
and love is rare.
1728
01:21:23,128 --> 01:21:25,255
So, if you really love someone,
you have to go after 'em.
1729
01:21:26,339 --> 01:21:28,258
But only
if they feel the same way.
1730
01:21:29,134 --> 01:21:31,136
Use your common sense.
1731
01:21:31,136 --> 01:21:32,846
Do you think
she might be interested?
1732
01:21:34,598 --> 01:21:35,515
She could be.
1733
01:21:43,565 --> 01:21:45,942
Okay.
1734
01:21:45,942 --> 01:21:46,985
Yes!
1735
01:21:47,652 --> 01:21:51,114
- You could have warned me.
- Yes, I could've.
1736
01:21:51,114 --> 01:21:52,657
But where's the fun in that?
1737
01:21:57,621 --> 01:21:59,247
Oh, look at that.
- Oh, my goodness!
1738
01:21:59,247 --> 01:22:01,166
Oh, my God!
- Hey, it's gorgeous!
1739
01:22:02,459 --> 01:22:03,668
- TÍO JORGE: Nice.
- Gorgeous.
1740
01:22:03,668 --> 01:22:06,254
- TÍO JORGE: Beautiful.
- Should we sing?
1741
01:22:06,254 --> 01:22:07,672
- Oh, God, no.
- Yes.
1742
01:22:07,672 --> 01:22:09,466
But that's so anti-climatic.
1743
01:22:09,466 --> 01:22:12,427
- Yeah, how about a speech?
- Yep, speech.
1744
01:22:12,427 --> 01:22:14,220
Oh, yeah, give a speech.
Give a speech, speech, speech.
1745
01:22:14,220 --> 01:22:16,222
Alright.
1746
01:22:16,222 --> 01:22:20,477
Um, my parents used to say,
"Show me your friends
1747
01:22:20,477 --> 01:22:23,188
and I'll show you who you are."
1748
01:22:23,188 --> 01:22:25,398
And I think
if they were here today,
1749
01:22:25,398 --> 01:22:26,775
they would be
really disappointed.
1750
01:22:26,775 --> 01:22:28,860
- Okay. Yeah, sounds about right.
1751
01:22:29,819 --> 01:22:31,488
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
1752
01:22:31,488 --> 01:22:32,989
I think
they would be really proud
1753
01:22:32,989 --> 01:22:34,240
of who I've become.
1754
01:22:35,367 --> 01:22:36,451
I know I am.
1755
01:22:39,162 --> 01:22:40,163
Oh!
1756
01:22:42,290 --> 01:22:43,333
- Hey!
1757
01:22:43,333 --> 01:22:44,918
Happy birthday!
1758
01:22:46,920 --> 01:22:48,129
Well, I did it.
1759
01:22:48,129 --> 01:22:49,297
It's incredible.
1760
01:22:49,297 --> 01:22:50,423
I got a job.
1761
01:22:51,508 --> 01:22:52,926
I got some great friends.
1762
01:22:53,843 --> 01:22:54,803
Oh, my God!
1763
01:22:54,803 --> 01:22:55,970
And got out of my own way.
1764
01:22:58,014 --> 01:23:00,225
Tío Jorge was right all along.
1765
01:23:00,225 --> 01:23:03,019
Okay, please don't tell him
I said that.
1766
01:23:03,019 --> 01:23:04,979
Also,
I'm not cut out of the will,
1767
01:23:04,979 --> 01:23:07,649
so he's my favorite tío again.
1768
01:23:12,821 --> 01:23:14,489
You got plans tonight?
1769
01:23:14,489 --> 01:23:16,157
What did you have in mind?
1770
01:23:17,575 --> 01:23:19,452
- There they go.
1771
01:23:19,452 --> 01:23:20,453
They're in love.
1772
01:23:21,996 --> 01:23:25,166
You know, I can't guarantee
you'll see a shooting star.
1773
01:23:25,166 --> 01:23:28,086
I know.
But a girl's gotta try!
1774
01:23:31,297 --> 01:23:34,509
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
1775
01:23:36,428 --> 01:23:39,389
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
1776
01:23:41,474 --> 01:23:44,102
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
1777
01:23:46,521 --> 01:23:49,774
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
1778
01:24:15,800 --> 01:24:17,010
♪ I die for you ♪
1779
01:24:17,010 --> 01:24:18,344
♪ My life with you ♪
1780
01:24:18,344 --> 01:24:19,763
♪ My time with you ♪
1781
01:24:19,763 --> 01:24:21,014
♪ No lie to you ♪
1782
01:24:21,014 --> 01:24:22,348
♪ I fight for you ♪
1783
01:24:22,348 --> 01:24:23,683
♪ No hide the truth ♪
1784
01:24:23,683 --> 01:24:24,434
♪ No, not tonight ♪
1785
01:24:24,434 --> 01:24:27,145
♪ My love,
take my lead in distance ♪
1786
01:24:27,145 --> 01:24:30,774
♪ My love, look me
into my eyes, mija ♪
1787
01:24:30,774 --> 01:24:33,067
♪ Hold you closer
to me, baila ♪
1788
01:24:33,067 --> 01:24:34,319
♪ Hey, baila ♪
1789
01:24:34,319 --> 01:24:35,779
♪ Hey, hey ♪
1790
01:24:35,779 --> 01:24:38,364
♪ When you walk up in the room,
my head turn ♪
1791
01:24:38,364 --> 01:24:40,742
♪ Never seen that thing
like you want to be my girl ♪
1792
01:24:40,742 --> 01:24:43,787
♪
...in a circle ♪
1793
01:24:43,787 --> 01:24:46,414
♪ Tryin' to see the thing...
♪
1794
01:24:46,414 --> 01:24:48,917
♪ Only one I'll be with,
but you gotta be my girl, uh ♪
1795
01:24:48,917 --> 01:24:51,544
♪ The only girl I ever chased
this side of world, uh ♪
1796
01:24:51,544 --> 01:24:54,214
♪ Hey, baby, because
I takin' it so serious ♪
1797
01:24:54,214 --> 01:24:57,008
♪ Could you be not my juju
right up in Aquarius ♪
1798
01:24:57,008 --> 01:24:58,343
♪ I run for you ♪
1799
01:24:58,343 --> 01:24:59,677
♪ I die for you ♪
1800
01:24:59,677 --> 01:25:02,430
Girl, can you believe
homeboy tried to tell me
1801
01:25:02,430 --> 01:25:03,681
I'm too independent.
1802
01:25:03,681 --> 01:25:06,017
♪ Hey you, get down,
lace up my loops ♪
1803
01:25:06,017 --> 01:25:06,559
♪ Wooh ♪
1804
01:25:06,559 --> 01:25:07,727
♪ Here's the queen
comin' through ♪
1805
01:25:07,727 --> 01:25:08,311
♪ Uh, uh ♪
1806
01:25:08,311 --> 01:25:10,730
♪ Hey you, pull up,
make me some food ♪
1807
01:25:10,730 --> 01:25:11,272
♪ Wooh ♪
1808
01:25:11,272 --> 01:25:12,482
♪ It's your highness to you ♪
1809
01:25:12,482 --> 01:25:12,982
♪ Uh, uh ♪
1810
01:25:12,982 --> 01:25:15,985
♪ Hey you, you a thug
on the run with it ♪
1811
01:25:15,985 --> 01:25:17,737
♪ Never had a chick
to blow stacks and hunnids ♪
1812
01:25:17,737 --> 01:25:18,988
- ♪ Hey you ♪
- ♪ Wooh ♪
1813
01:25:18,988 --> 01:25:20,865
♪ Is you glockin' or mobbin' ♪
1814
01:25:20,865 --> 01:25:22,575
♪ 'Cause I cut the ounce
and I'm poppin' ♪
1815
01:25:22,575 --> 01:25:24,953
♪ 'Cause I be in the club
poppin' bottles like you ♪
1816
01:25:24,953 --> 01:25:27,038
♪ And I struck the bags
on a brand-new coupe ♪
1817
01:25:27,038 --> 01:25:27,288
♪ Hey ♪
1818
01:25:27,288 --> 01:25:29,624
♪ So, tell me what you gonna,
what you, what you gonna do ♪
1819
01:25:29,624 --> 01:25:31,835
♪ 'Cause everything you do,
I could do for me, too ♪
1820
01:25:31,835 --> 01:25:34,546
♪ Oh, na, nae, do for me, too ♪
1821
01:25:34,546 --> 01:25:36,506
♪ Wax, unwax,
got a bus on the loose ♪
1822
01:25:36,506 --> 01:25:39,217
♪ So, na, nae, do for me, too ♪
1823
01:25:39,217 --> 01:25:41,553
♪ Wax, unwax,
got a bus on the loose ♪
1824
01:25:41,553 --> 01:25:42,512
♪ Wooh ♪
1825
01:25:42,512 --> 01:25:43,972
♪ She do it for the wealth, eh ♪
1826
01:25:43,972 --> 01:25:44,806
♪ Wooh ♪
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