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♪ Oh, I love you back,
you know ♪
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- ♪ Let's take it back, hey ♪
- ♪ Let's take it back, hey ♪
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♪ I didn't have a chance,
I was walking with my bag ♪
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♪ Down the street to
Harrison Ave, summer's over ♪
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♪ Back to class,
way before I had a sedan ♪
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♪ Hit the bus stop
and then glanced at the kids ♪
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♪ And then bam, I saw Brittany
for the first time ♪
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♪ I was in a trance,
"Who the hell was this?" ♪
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♪ New chick I never met,
was friends with girls ♪
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♪ But I hadn't really been
attracted to nobody yet ♪
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♪ But eighth grade
was going crazy ♪
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♪ This bitch was so amazing ♪
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♪ Walked up and said,
"Hi, I'm Dave" ♪
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- ♪ And then shit changed ♪
- ♪ Whoa ♪
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♪ She told me
she just moved into town ♪
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♪ I knew it, no doubt,
I loved this girl ♪
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♪ Inside and out,
her beautiful smile, her hair ♪
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♪ And her style
were driving me wild ♪
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♪ We sat together on the bus,
we sat together every lunch ♪
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♪ She had me switching up
the polos and ditching yo-yos ♪
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♪ I went from moving solo dolo ♪
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♪ To being so
O-B-S-E-double-S-E-D ♪
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♪ Thought about her constantly ♪
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♪ On Kazaa burning her CDs ♪
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♪ 'Cause I saw her
and she saw me ♪
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♪ But back then I was gross ♪
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♪ I'd do the most for a joke ♪
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♪ I'd show my asshole to girls,
and I just really wasn't ♪
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♪ The brand of guy
that would get the girls ♪
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♪ I had no facial hair,
just curls ♪
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♪ And all my friends
had kissed a girl, except me ♪
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♪ And I just wanted
to be realistic about it ♪
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♪ I didn't want to mess
the whole thing up ♪
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♪ And I just loved being
around her, so I took ♪
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♪ The best friend route,
that shit was so fun ♪
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♪ I don't care what any of you
guys say, the hottest girl ♪
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♪ I ever met tickling my arm,
going to the mall with her ♪
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♪ Chatting on AOL all night,
we talked about plenty things ♪
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♪ Everything we could,
how her parents treated her ♪
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♪ And how she felt
misunderstood ♪
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♪ She would tell me shit
on AIM ♪
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♪ In person
that she never could ♪
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♪ I talked her through it,
I took a ton ♪
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♪ Of pride up in the fact
that I made her feel good ♪
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♪ Started hanging out
up in the basements ♪
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♪ Playing spin the bottle ♪
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♪ Watching her turn
land on Jason ♪
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♪ I closed my eyes, until
we played the nervous game ♪
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♪ Where I would place my hand ♪
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♪ Up on her breast
over her bra ♪
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♪ That was incredible,
that was raw ♪
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♪ I jerked off to that
all fall ♪
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♪ Winter snow days watching... ♪
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- DAVE: Cut, cut! Cut, cut!
- EMMA: Dave,
we're already behind.
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- Cut, cut, cut.
- Let's get ready
to go again please.
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- MAN: Right away, everybody!
- Okay, right now,
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you're making this
super lowbrow face
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when you're grabbing
her breasts.
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Opposite energy. It's emotional.
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This is the love of your life,
not some little slut.
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You guys are doing really great.
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We're just looking for some
levels. Like, the intension...
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Guys, please, please, I got
to talk to you for a second.
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Play it cool. Cool.
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ACTOR:
So, like, cooler, right?
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Not "cool."
Not cool in that way.
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- These kids fucking suck.
- I know. It's like...
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the talent pool in Philadelphia
is fucking atrocious.
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That's what I told you.
That's exactly what I said.
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- Well...
- But you wanted to shoot here.
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You wanted to make it real, so...
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It's my parents' house,
where all this shit happened...
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Dave, Dave, Dave.
I need to speak to you,
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'cause it's actually--
it's kind of urgent.
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Look, here's the deal.
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Eighth-grade Dave hasn't
logged enough school hours,
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which means he's gonna
get pumpkined,
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which means I have
to pull him for two hours.
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We can't be in this scene
in two more hours.
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- We're already two hours behind.
- I understand. I understand.
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But in order to get
all the Daves together
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for the Evolution of Man scene,
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I had to stagger
their schooling.
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- You understand? So he's...
- So what's the solution?
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- What's the solution?
- Well, the only thing
I can think of
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is that we have Toddler Dave.
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He's available to work
right now. Wait, copy that...
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- DAVE: Toddler Dave?
- Steph, can you cover for me, please?
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It's a spin the bottle scene.
Like-like, you can't have, like,
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an eighth grader
get fondled by toddler.
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EMMA:
You said you wanted abstract.
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Can we have the intimacy
coordinator over here, please?
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- No, that's not the...
- We need to know if a toddler
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can touch
our eighth grader's breasts.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Please, like,
we're just spitballing here.
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- Let us have a conversation.
- Copy. 86 on the intimacy coordinator.
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- They're just spitballing.
- You got to realize, like,
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the reason I'm making this video
right now is to engage
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a female fan base that I don't
even currently have.
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Like, ticket sales on this tour
are not going well.
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Look at my fan base right now.
It's all dudes.
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- (crowd cheering)
- Hi, guys. Good to see you.
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And I certainly, like,
I love these people,
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but it's like we're not even
tapping into half the world.
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So people need to see
my sensitivity at some point.
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Yeah, and they're not
gonna see anything
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if you don't finish
the video today.
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We leave Philly tomorrow, so...
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- figure it out, Dave.
- I know. I'm working on it.
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But, like, I assume
our female director has a P. O. V.
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on not wanting
the main character of the video
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- to act like a fucking animal,
you know?
- Oh, my God.
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Guys, you're both right.
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We can cut around the face
and move on.
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- Cut around the face?
- Great. Yes.
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- Mm-hmm?
- Emma, good call. Let's move on.
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Okay. I got to go to playback
to understand...
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- Dave.
- STEPH: Dave's walking
to playback.
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- Cut around the face?
- Dave, if we don't move on,
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we're gonna lose the light
for the bus stop.
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Emma, it's my romantic
origin story.
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They have to see the love,
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the heartbreak,
all that, you know?
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If you didn't know
Batman's origin story,
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he'd be just a guy
who, like, beats--
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Can I see playback on that?
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Ready to do a test
on the cum rig?
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Not now, John.
Play it back, Lonny?
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John, John, John, that's for
the coming the pants scene?
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- Yeah.
- Why is it a boner?
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Like, I was totally soft
when I came.
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Totally soft?
Like, no blood at all?
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Yeah, exactly.
Like, people have seen scenes
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where guys cum their pants.
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This is trauma
because I came soft.
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I mean, I essentially
pissed cum.
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Maybe I can hollow this out.
It'll hang soft...
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- EMMA: Just watch playback.
- I don't need, like,
an indentation.
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I used to call my dick
a "life crouton."
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- I was jerking off to TRL...
- CAROL: David?
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David, can I see you
for a second, please?
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- Yeah.
- There's blue tape
all over the living room walls.
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I never said you could
use tape on my walls.
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DAVE:
Okay, it's designed to come off.
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- Your house is gonna be fine.
- These fucking hearing aids.
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We just repainted.
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Those walls are smooth
as lacquer.
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- Okay. It's gonna be okay.
- LONNY: Did she say lacquer?
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- Huh?
- Is there lacquer?
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I don't know.
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Can I see playback?
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♪ Hanging out
up in the basements ♪
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♪ Playing spin the bottle ♪
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♪ Watching her turn
land on Jason... ♪
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That's funny.
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Well, it's not supposed to be,
so that's a failure.
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- Oh...
- 'Cause-- I'm serious.
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It's like, this sucks.
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These kids are never
gonna be able
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to inhabit my actual headspace.
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I wish I could be in this video.
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Yeah, well, it's too bad that no
one wants to see a 30-year-old
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- grope an eighth grader,
so new plan.
- I get it!
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I totally get it.
We're hamstrung to these kids.
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So at this point, it's like,
what generation of Dave
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actually has the most
sensitivity, of all our actors?
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For me, it's that guy Helhim.
Can we get Helhim out here?
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- He at least can be directed.
- Who's Helhim?
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Helhim. Uh, I don't know.
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Young Dave, one of them.
Like, Helhim.
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He had a name tag that said--
I might be pronouncing it wrong.
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He/him. His pronouns.
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Andrew's pronouns.
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Oh, Andrew's in hair and makeup.
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Okay, well,
he responds to "Helhim," F. Y. I.,
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so he's sensitive
to something. God.
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Oh, hey, guys,
I've been meaning to tell you,
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y-you've been hacked.
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What the fuck
are you talking about, Don?
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The-the website on your bus,
Dave.com?
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It-it goes to a banking site.
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No. No, no, that's our
sponsor for tour.
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It's, like, a banking app.
You can request an advance.
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GATA:
Hey, I got to be
in that video, LD.
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I could be a young jock.
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Gata, you look 45.
Where's this kid? Hey.
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Hey. I need you to take on
a bigger role
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than you might have been
expecting to, okay?
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The key is you got to play
this sweet and sensitive,
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- and it's...
- Dude, put me in anything.
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I'm literally gonna slay
so much oxtail
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when this video comes out.
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You're drenching me.
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- In-in pussy.
- Right.
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Right. Roger.
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Roger, that kid will not work.
He's an actual ape.
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- Like, I need different options.
- Okay. Brittany's here.
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Which Brittany?
Which generation?
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Brittany Brittany.
The one the video's about.
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- Brittany Parker?
- Right. Yeah.
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ELZ:
What the fuck?
Brittany Parker's here?
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DON:
Oh! Invite her in.
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- It's been years.
- She's outside right now?
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Yeah. She's out there right now.
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How did she even find out
I was here? Oh, my God.
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- I didn't text her...
- Dave, how did she find out
you were here?
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You are sitting
on Harrison Avenue
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shooting a music video
with your pink tour bus
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- parked outside with your
big-ass face on the side.
- MIKE: Yeah.
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And nobody cares, uh,
about Brittany Parker.
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- Exactly.
- Dave, we need to make
decisions right now.
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We were talking before.
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- Are we gonna have to cut
the spin the bottle scene?
- DAVE: No...
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All right, then, we got to
figure out which Dave you like
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because I got to get him
to wardrobe.
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- (overlapping chatter)
- ELZ: Guys, nobody right now
should believe
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in this Dave, because he's
so whipped by this woman, dawg.
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I'm not whipped anymore.
I'm not in eighth grade, okay?
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There's a crowd of people
outside trying to meet me.
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- ELZ: Are you crying?
Are you crying?
- I'm un-whippable.
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So stop putting me
in that fucking...
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GATA:
Is this the girl
that broke his heart?
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Hey, is that the one
this video about, bro?
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- She broke your heart?
- Bro. Broke his heart?
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Broke him in half, dawg.
This nigga so whipped.
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I got to figure out
what to do with these guys.
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- Dave, make a decision.
- Look, at him, look at him.
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(laughs)
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His dick was green
or something, bro.
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- Just let him go or...?
- MIKE: No, no, don't let him go.
231
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Don't make any decisions. I need
one minute to talk to her.
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- MIKE: Dave, Dave...
- Shut the fuck up!
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- ELZ: Leave her outside, bro.
- GATA: Damn, dude.
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DAVE:
This is school?
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- Hi. Hey.
- He literally is one
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of my oldest friends.
This is so overdramatic.
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Yeah, no, she's with me.
We're good, Cliff. Thank you.
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- CLIFF: Hey, I'm just
doing my job, baby.
- Jesus Christ.
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Am I allowed to see you now,
Mr. Hollywood?
240
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Oh, yeah, I'm not being
Hollywood at all.
241
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- I had no idea that you were...
- You're not?
242
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- No, I'm not.
- This is my day off.
243
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I don't want to spend it in line
like a fucking groupie.
244
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Totally understood.
Like, my phone wasn't on me
245
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- and I'm really busy and...
- Listen, I'm just
giving you shit.
246
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- (both laugh)
- Just relax. Come here.
247
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Yeah.
248
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- Hi, Boobie.
- Hey, Boobie. How you doing?
249
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But seriously, why didn't you
tell me you were in town?
250
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Because I knew
that this music video
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would take up
every single minute of my time,
252
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and I just didn't want to have,
like, a false expectation.
253
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Whatever. What is
this video even about?
254
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Uh, like, a period piece.
255
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- Uh-huh.
- First and foremost. 2004.
256
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Uh, young love.
My perspective on young love.
257
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- Stop.
- What?
258
00:07:30,544 --> 00:07:31,913
'04?
259
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Yeah.
260
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It's about us?
261
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Yeah. But I should
probably get back inside,
262
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'cause this whole fucking
video's going haywire right now.
263
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"I should probably go back
inside 'cause the whole video's
264
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- going fucking haywire
right now."
- (laughs)
265
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If the video's about us,
where's my cameo?
266
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Well, it's, like, kids.
267
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But... yeah.
268
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Want to be in it?
269
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- Fuck yeah.
- Want to work on your off day, sweetheart?
270
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- (laughs)
- Let's go. I'll put you
in the video. That's easy.
271
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Hey, we got a whole
new plan, okay?
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♪ I love you back, you know ♪
273
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♪ With all your tenderness ♪
274
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♪ High school, next year,
this a problem ♪
275
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♪ Sophomores, juniors, seniors,
everybody saw her ♪
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♪ I remember browsing
Blockbuster with her ♪
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♪ When this senior cocksucker
told her she looked beautiful ♪
278
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♪ She blushed, she was popular ♪
279
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♪ I just stood to the side
and waited ♪
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♪ Obviously,
they started dating ♪
281
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♪ Harrison Ave just wasn't
the same without her ♪
282
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♪ The bus stop,
he drove her to school ♪
283
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♪ In a car with rims
and real big bass ♪
284
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- ♪ Hated this guy, hated... ♪
- This way.
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EMMA:
Dave, it's fine.
Just keep going.
286
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(sighs)
287
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ROGER:
Okay, back to places!
288
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- Getting ready to shoot.
- Okay!
289
00:08:43,891 --> 00:08:45,861
Here's where the senior
with the cool car's gonna be.
290
00:08:45,861 --> 00:08:48,734
Okay, I need all of this
cleared. Cut on rehearsal.
291
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Yes! Boobie, you are
a natural at this.
292
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- You're awesome.
- Wow.
293
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- You remembered everything.
- I did.
294
00:08:54,011 --> 00:08:56,148
God, you were, like, obsessed.
295
00:08:56,148 --> 00:08:57,985
Lil Dicky, I am such a huge fan.
296
00:08:57,985 --> 00:08:59,321
- Aww, thank you.
- Ew, stop.
297
00:08:59,321 --> 00:09:01,058
You know he has
a purple dick, right?
298
00:09:01,058 --> 00:09:02,895
- I don't have a purple dick.
- Maroon. Whatever.
299
00:09:02,895 --> 00:09:05,133
Hey. Can we have a video now
or do we have a video
300
00:09:05,133 --> 00:09:06,837
now that Uncle Dave's
in front of the camera?
301
00:09:06,837 --> 00:09:09,074
Am I R or W? I knew it was right
to put her in the video.
302
00:09:09,074 --> 00:09:10,878
Now I can be in it.
She's amazing. This is great.
303
00:09:10,878 --> 00:09:12,180
What's amazing
is how she bullied you
304
00:09:12,180 --> 00:09:13,884
into being the star
of your video.
305
00:09:13,884 --> 00:09:15,286
That's not at all what happened.
I'm actually just, like,
306
00:09:15,286 --> 00:09:16,823
placating her to get
exactly what we need.
307
00:09:16,823 --> 00:09:18,560
- Whatever you say.
- Where is playback here?
308
00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:19,896
Don't worry about it.
Keep doing what you're doing,
309
00:09:19,896 --> 00:09:20,965
'cause it's way better
with you in it.
310
00:09:20,965 --> 00:09:22,100
You guys have great chemistry.
311
00:09:22,100 --> 00:09:23,904
- Yeah.
- (imitates whip lashing)
312
00:09:23,904 --> 00:09:25,340
You know, "whipped" is, like,
a racially backed term,
313
00:09:25,340 --> 00:09:27,344
- so just keep that in mind.
- Sorry, Master.
314
00:09:27,344 --> 00:09:29,148
- Hey, show me the next shot
that you're setting up.
- Okay.
315
00:09:29,148 --> 00:09:30,718
Way ahead of you. Can I get
A-cam to frame up, please?
316
00:09:30,718 --> 00:09:32,688
So I thought it would be good
to come in
317
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on Brittany's perspective.
318
00:09:34,258 --> 00:09:35,961
Brittany's perspective?
Never from her perspective.
319
00:09:35,961 --> 00:09:37,632
- No, it's like a...
- Well, the way I see it is,
320
00:09:37,632 --> 00:09:38,934
- if you see it from her...
- No, no. Okay, wait.
321
00:09:38,934 --> 00:09:40,604
What if we came down
from my feet,
322
00:09:40,604 --> 00:09:43,142
and it goes up like this:
classic hero shot, okay?
323
00:09:43,142 --> 00:09:44,846
And then, when that guy
she starts dating--
324
00:09:44,846 --> 00:09:46,282
the older dude with the car--
comes, it's like,
325
00:09:46,282 --> 00:09:48,219
we flip it and we make it
underdog mode.
326
00:09:48,219 --> 00:09:50,658
- Where is, like, the guy?
- Uh, stand by.
One second, there.
327
00:09:50,658 --> 00:09:51,860
Uh, pulling up
in that car right now.
328
00:09:51,860 --> 00:09:53,262
- That's him?
- Yeah, that's him.
329
00:09:53,262 --> 00:09:55,100
Okay, I'm just gonna
give him a few notes.
330
00:09:55,100 --> 00:09:56,603
No, no, Dave, where are you
going? Where are you going?
331
00:09:56,603 --> 00:09:58,139
We got to keep shooting, guys!
Let's go!
332
00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:00,310
Hey, man.
So here's the backstory.
333
00:10:00,310 --> 00:10:01,980
I'm in love with this girl,
334
00:10:01,980 --> 00:10:03,884
you're the older guy
who starts dating her.
335
00:10:03,884 --> 00:10:05,621
Um...
336
00:10:05,621 --> 00:10:07,090
You said there was something
on the props truck
337
00:10:07,090 --> 00:10:08,794
that I had to look at, right?
338
00:10:08,794 --> 00:10:11,232
So I will be right back
and we'll th-- Yeah.
339
00:10:11,232 --> 00:10:12,735
Who the fuck is that guy?
340
00:10:12,735 --> 00:10:14,037
That's the guy
you cast to play Matt.
341
00:10:14,037 --> 00:10:15,674
That's the--
Brittany's older lover.
342
00:10:15,674 --> 00:10:17,110
I didn't cast that guy.
That's a seven-foot man.
343
00:10:17,110 --> 00:10:19,047
- You picked him.
- Yeah, yeah, we cast him.
344
00:10:19,047 --> 00:10:20,751
I didn't know he was
the Jolly Green Giant.
345
00:10:20,751 --> 00:10:22,722
I just-- We-- He just-- Sorry.
346
00:10:22,722 --> 00:10:25,059
- He's a legit seven-footer.
Like, I don't understand.
- Yeah.
347
00:10:25,059 --> 00:10:26,897
- His audition was chest-up.
You got to...
- It's almost at his neck.
348
00:10:26,897 --> 00:10:28,399
EMMA:
The eyelines are gonna be
all over the place.
349
00:10:28,399 --> 00:10:29,636
- It's gonna look weird as fuck.
- Yeah, no shit.
350
00:10:29,636 --> 00:10:31,105
Okay, okay. I tell you what.
351
00:10:31,105 --> 00:10:32,708
We could put him in, like,
a green screen suit.
352
00:10:32,708 --> 00:10:33,977
A green screen suit?
What's that gonna do?
353
00:10:33,977 --> 00:10:35,648
I don't need
to make him disappear
354
00:10:35,648 --> 00:10:37,050
- or, like, turn into
a fucking alien.
- Okay.
355
00:10:37,050 --> 00:10:38,754
I need a human being
to play this girl's...
356
00:10:38,754 --> 00:10:39,989
- We got to shoot...
- Can we upgrade an extra, maybe?
357
00:10:39,989 --> 00:10:41,660
- Like, I don't know.
- EMMA: Yeah.
358
00:10:41,660 --> 00:10:43,664
Like, that fucking piece
of shit kid with the hair?
359
00:10:43,664 --> 00:10:45,433
- Like, he looks kind of...
- Oh, yeah, he looks like
a piece of shit.
360
00:10:45,433 --> 00:10:46,903
- He's perfect.
We got to keep this going.
- Okay, hold on.
361
00:10:46,903 --> 00:10:47,839
Hey, Steph, Steph.
Go prep the guy
362
00:10:47,839 --> 00:10:49,041
with the-the hat, please.
363
00:10:49,041 --> 00:10:50,043
Then you can go
release our Matt.
364
00:10:50,043 --> 00:10:51,312
Go ahead and release Matt.
365
00:10:51,312 --> 00:10:52,882
No, don't release
the seven-foot guy.
366
00:10:52,882 --> 00:10:54,418
No, no, no.
He's, like, a funny visual.
367
00:10:54,418 --> 00:10:55,353
We'll have him sneeze,
or do something interesting.
368
00:10:55,353 --> 00:10:56,990
Bending over is funny.
369
00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,927
I thought you didn't want
the video to be funny.
370
00:10:58,927 --> 00:11:00,698
- Emma, it can have
moments of comedy.
- Actually, question.
371
00:11:00,698 --> 00:11:02,167
Should we release the
Young Daves and Brittanys now
372
00:11:02,167 --> 00:11:03,402
at this point,
or-or do you want to hold on...
373
00:11:03,402 --> 00:11:04,939
Are you serious?
Release the Young Daves?
374
00:11:04,939 --> 00:11:06,208
What about the Evolution of Man scene
375
00:11:06,208 --> 00:11:07,979
where we need
every single Young Dave?
376
00:11:07,979 --> 00:11:09,314
- How am I telling you this?
- Of course. Yeah, yeah.
377
00:11:09,314 --> 00:11:11,085
Are we getting a crane
for that scene?
378
00:11:11,085 --> 00:11:12,855
Okay, we couldn't fit the crane
in the parking lot.
379
00:11:12,855 --> 00:11:14,391
They would need a crane
to bring in the other crane,
380
00:11:14,391 --> 00:11:16,161
- so we just--
we couldn't afford it.
- Okay.
381
00:11:16,161 --> 00:11:17,999
Tell Lonny that I need playback
ready at all times.
382
00:11:17,999 --> 00:11:19,034
Now that I'm in the video,
I can't see what's being shot.
383
00:11:19,034 --> 00:11:20,470
Or you could just trust me.
384
00:11:20,470 --> 00:11:21,773
- Don't do that.
- STEPH: Joo! Coffee for Joo!
385
00:11:21,773 --> 00:11:24,278
Joo. Coffee for Joo.
386
00:11:24,278 --> 00:11:25,981
There you go, Joo.
387
00:11:25,981 --> 00:11:29,154
Sam! Coffee for Sam!
388
00:11:29,154 --> 00:11:31,358
- ROGER: All right,
places, everyone!
- DAVE: Thank you.
389
00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,862
ROGER:
Getting ready to shoot.
390
00:11:32,862 --> 00:11:34,398
- Hi.
- Hi.
391
00:11:34,398 --> 00:11:36,736
- So sorry.
- Why are we showing Matt
pick me up?
392
00:11:36,736 --> 00:11:38,774
- I thought it was about us.
- Uh, it is.
393
00:11:38,774 --> 00:11:40,744
Like, it's just about context
and, you know,
394
00:11:40,744 --> 00:11:42,380
like, really getting
the full scope of it.
395
00:11:42,380 --> 00:11:43,850
ROGER:
All right, everybody!
396
00:11:43,850 --> 00:11:44,919
Can I have background
back to one
397
00:11:44,919 --> 00:11:46,923
and we're gonna roll camera!
398
00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:48,326
Car should arrive
at "cocksucker."
399
00:11:48,326 --> 00:11:49,829
- The lyric "cocksucker."
- Can you do me a favor
400
00:11:49,829 --> 00:11:51,332
and cue the car
at "cocksucker," please?
401
00:11:51,332 --> 00:11:53,402
- What?
- No, it should arrive
on "cocksucker."
402
00:11:53,402 --> 00:11:55,206
- Uh, make sure it arrives...
- Can I have last looks
for my hair?
403
00:11:55,206 --> 00:11:57,344
Emma, how does my hair
look in frame right now?
404
00:11:57,344 --> 00:11:59,047
EMMA:
We're on your feet.
405
00:11:59,047 --> 00:12:00,450
Right.
406
00:12:07,264 --> 00:12:09,201
I just think that it's not
a wide enough shot. Like...
407
00:12:09,201 --> 00:12:12,407
Oh, my God, I can't stop
reading these.
408
00:12:12,407 --> 00:12:15,146
(gasps)
"Dear Boobie Boobois,
409
00:12:15,146 --> 00:12:17,417
"going to the mall
won't be the same without you,
410
00:12:17,417 --> 00:12:19,923
but Mr. Tobayashi
sends his best."
411
00:12:19,923 --> 00:12:22,427
Mr. Tobayashi.
Do you still have him?
412
00:12:22,427 --> 00:12:26,035
I don't know, but hang on,
I'm just, like, DM'ing Iverson.
413
00:12:26,035 --> 00:12:28,406
Can you look
for Mr. Tobayashi, please?
414
00:12:28,406 --> 00:12:31,178
- Please? (chuckles)
- Yeah. Yes, yes.
415
00:12:31,178 --> 00:12:33,984
Mom? Where's Tobayashi kept?
416
00:12:33,984 --> 00:12:36,255
- (whispers): Yes.
- Uh, ooh.
417
00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:37,758
Probably in the closet, I think.
418
00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:39,963
Oh, where are you, Tobayashi?
419
00:12:39,963 --> 00:12:42,334
Oh! I found him.
420
00:12:42,334 --> 00:12:43,870
He was eating his chips.
421
00:12:43,870 --> 00:12:45,908
- There he is. Tobayashi.
- There he goes.
422
00:12:45,908 --> 00:12:48,981
- I cannot believe
you kept all this stuff.
- Yeah.
423
00:12:48,981 --> 00:12:52,253
I mean, this period of time
had a profound impact on me.
424
00:12:53,890 --> 00:12:56,261
But we evolve, you know?
425
00:12:56,261 --> 00:12:59,134
Did I tell you that I was dating
Doja Cat for a little while?
426
00:12:59,134 --> 00:13:00,804
Which one is Doja Cat?
427
00:13:00,804 --> 00:13:02,374
Doja Cat, like,
she's made of milk.
428
00:13:02,374 --> 00:13:04,846
She's, like,
a huge global pop star.
429
00:13:04,846 --> 00:13:06,215
It started off
really hot and heavy.
430
00:13:06,215 --> 00:13:08,085
It's so hard to maintain
that level of heat.
431
00:13:08,085 --> 00:13:09,121
You know, like,
she's always doing her thing,
432
00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:10,456
I'm always doing mine.
433
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,060
Lifestyles don't always--
one sec--
434
00:13:12,060 --> 00:13:13,396
like, a-allow
for that type of thing.
435
00:13:13,396 --> 00:13:14,866
When you're dating someone
in the industry,
436
00:13:14,866 --> 00:13:16,402
it's, like, not always--
What's up, Steph?
437
00:13:16,402 --> 00:13:18,573
Your mom is in the bathroom
and she's not coming out.
438
00:13:18,573 --> 00:13:20,109
What do you mean she's not
coming out? She's in this scene.
439
00:13:20,109 --> 00:13:21,546
She's got to come out.
Can you get her?
440
00:13:21,546 --> 00:13:23,049
Well, no,
I don't feel comfortable
441
00:13:23,049 --> 00:13:24,451
going into the bathroom,
it's her house.
442
00:13:24,451 --> 00:13:27,090
Okay, one sec, Boobie.
Bye, Mr. Tobayashi.
443
00:13:27,090 --> 00:13:29,294
What's going on?
444
00:13:29,294 --> 00:13:30,964
Dave, Dave, I just got off
the phone with Macaroni Grill.
445
00:13:30,964 --> 00:13:32,334
We got to be out of there
by 8:00 p. m.,
446
00:13:32,334 --> 00:13:33,537
'cause they have to open up
the kitchen.
447
00:13:33,537 --> 00:13:35,440
- What? They said midnight.
- I know.
448
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,077
- Well, what are you gonna do?
- Did you tell them it was me?
449
00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:38,914
Yeah. They did not know
who you were, so...
450
00:13:38,914 --> 00:13:40,483
Okay, so you're saying I'm still
an underdog in my own city?
451
00:13:40,483 --> 00:13:42,320
No, that's not what I'm saying.
What I'm saying is
452
00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:44,124
- we need to finish this up.
- Dave, where are you going?
453
00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:45,594
We're underdogs.
It's cool. That's cool.
454
00:13:45,594 --> 00:13:46,529
- I like being an underdog.
- Where are you going?
455
00:13:46,529 --> 00:13:47,898
I'm getting my mom.
456
00:13:47,898 --> 00:13:49,502
- Hurry the fuck up.
- Okay.
457
00:13:49,502 --> 00:13:50,938
- Mom.
- (muffled groaning)
458
00:13:50,938 --> 00:13:52,340
DON:
Oh, Carol.
459
00:13:52,340 --> 00:13:54,478
- (Carol retching)
- Oh, Carol...
460
00:13:54,478 --> 00:13:56,315
Carol, the-- oh...
461
00:13:56,315 --> 00:13:58,386
Whoa. What is going on
in here right now?
462
00:13:58,386 --> 00:14:00,991
Your mother ate
her hearing aids.
463
00:14:00,991 --> 00:14:02,394
She ate her hearing aids?
464
00:14:02,394 --> 00:14:03,997
Yeah. She-she took them out,
465
00:14:03,997 --> 00:14:05,501
she put them
on the table for some reason.
466
00:14:05,501 --> 00:14:07,203
To get relief
from all the noise.
467
00:14:07,203 --> 00:14:08,406
And-and I had some kettle corn
that I got from...
468
00:14:08,406 --> 00:14:10,009
That he just opened up and put
469
00:14:10,009 --> 00:14:10,978
- all over the table.
- ...I got it from crafty.
470
00:14:10,978 --> 00:14:12,615
And yeah, look.
471
00:14:12,615 --> 00:14:15,053
This-this is a several-thousand-
dollar problem that we got.
472
00:14:15,053 --> 00:14:16,556
- Mom?
- Insurance is not gonna
cover this.
473
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,459
- Yes?
- Uh, c-can you vomit out
your hearing aids
474
00:14:18,459 --> 00:14:20,163
after we shoot
this one scene, please?
475
00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:21,900
David?
476
00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:24,438
There's still tape
all over the walls.
477
00:14:24,438 --> 00:14:26,543
We just repainted.
478
00:14:26,543 --> 00:14:30,383
Okay, I'll tell them to...
Just hurry the fuck up, Mom.
479
00:14:30,383 --> 00:14:32,020
♪ ♪
480
00:14:33,924 --> 00:14:35,226
Dave, do you have any free time?
481
00:14:35,226 --> 00:14:36,596
Uh, make playback so accessible,
482
00:14:36,596 --> 00:14:38,365
'cause this is the big scene
right here.
483
00:14:38,365 --> 00:14:40,203
She's coming, she's coming.
Like, let's just do it.
484
00:14:40,203 --> 00:14:41,606
She'll be here on her mark
by the time we start shooting.
485
00:14:41,606 --> 00:14:43,008
Ready to dance?
486
00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:44,645
Oh, my God.
487
00:14:44,645 --> 00:14:47,183
- (sighs)
- I can't believe
we are recreating
488
00:14:47,183 --> 00:14:48,954
this moment right now. Insane.
489
00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:51,125
It is insane. I agree.
490
00:14:51,125 --> 00:14:54,499
So, um, when are we gonna
have time to actually hang out?
491
00:14:55,299 --> 00:14:57,036
Uh, like, beyond
what we're doing?
492
00:14:57,036 --> 00:14:59,040
I don't know that I will,
just 'cause, like,
493
00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:01,579
we're gonna wrap late, and then
I have to go on tour tomorrow.
494
00:15:01,579 --> 00:15:03,583
- Mm-hmm.
- And my parents,
I need to see...
495
00:15:03,583 --> 00:15:05,319
It was a stupid idea, you know?
496
00:15:05,319 --> 00:15:07,223
It's actually
kind of insane to want
497
00:15:07,223 --> 00:15:10,062
- to carve out time with
one of my oldest friends.
- Okay.
498
00:15:10,062 --> 00:15:12,701
I'll-- Fine. I will figure out
some way after wrap
499
00:15:12,701 --> 00:15:15,707
- to, like, stay up all night.
- Did you just say "fine"?
500
00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:18,045
I don't want to be a "fine."
I don't want to be a surrender.
501
00:15:18,045 --> 00:15:19,982
No, no surrender at all.
I'm excited. Let's hang out.
502
00:15:19,982 --> 00:15:22,420
Because I'd love to chitchat
about a few things and catch up.
503
00:15:22,420 --> 00:15:25,026
- I would like that. Cool.
- Me, too.
504
00:15:25,026 --> 00:15:26,462
- Cool.
- ROGER: You guys good
to give it a shot?
505
00:15:26,462 --> 00:15:27,965
- DAVE: Yeah. Let's do it.
- Okay.
506
00:15:27,965 --> 00:15:29,401
Perfect. Okay, lock it up!
507
00:15:29,401 --> 00:15:31,940
- I'll be at village.
- Okay, roll camera!
508
00:15:31,940 --> 00:15:34,545
- Camera set.
- ROGER: Set!
- Let's do it right.
509
00:15:34,545 --> 00:15:36,248
And action!
510
00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:41,325
♪
I love you back, you know... ♪
511
00:15:41,325 --> 00:15:43,062
(exhales)
No.
512
00:15:43,062 --> 00:15:44,464
(moaning)
513
00:15:47,370 --> 00:15:48,507
- Uh...
- Oh, my God.
514
00:15:48,507 --> 00:15:50,209
Yeah. Too much, I think, right?
515
00:15:50,209 --> 00:15:51,713
EMMA:
Stay in it.
516
00:15:51,713 --> 00:15:52,715
It doesn't look that bad.
517
00:15:54,217 --> 00:15:55,419
Uh...
518
00:15:55,419 --> 00:15:56,756
Wow, this...
519
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:58,092
What do you want...
520
00:15:59,060 --> 00:16:00,697
(Dave stammers)
521
00:16:00,697 --> 00:16:01,966
Mom, get out.
522
00:16:01,966 --> 00:16:03,435
He-he just told me to come in.
523
00:16:03,435 --> 00:16:05,206
I couldn't really hear you.
524
00:16:05,206 --> 00:16:06,509
I'm in the scene, Mom.
Just read the fucking script.
525
00:16:06,509 --> 00:16:09,214
Get out! Okay, uh...
526
00:16:09,214 --> 00:16:10,483
All right, way too much cum.
527
00:16:10,483 --> 00:16:11,986
Cut, cut, cut.
528
00:16:11,986 --> 00:16:12,988
What are you d-- Are you coming?
529
00:16:12,988 --> 00:16:14,424
You said pissing cum.
530
00:16:14,424 --> 00:16:16,529
This is way too much cum.
I'm not a fucking yak.
531
00:16:16,529 --> 00:16:18,332
- You said pissing cum.
- I'm trying to get, like,
a female demographic
532
00:16:18,332 --> 00:16:19,702
- out of this.
- That is pissing cum
right there.
533
00:16:19,702 --> 00:16:21,539
It's supposed to be highbrow
and poetic,
534
00:16:21,539 --> 00:16:23,610
like, no one's ever cum soft,
that's why we're doing it.
535
00:16:23,610 --> 00:16:25,547
- Not this.
- Well, you didn't tell me that.
536
00:16:25,547 --> 00:16:27,317
I don't know what you imagined,
but, like, how could you
537
00:16:27,317 --> 00:16:28,553
- have imagined this?
- Look, I mean, that's not fair.
538
00:16:28,553 --> 00:16:30,256
I mean, I worked on this
for a long time.
539
00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:32,060
It's too much. Whatever it is,
it's way too much.
540
00:16:32,060 --> 00:16:33,362
I got to look at playback
and see if this is even usable.
541
00:16:33,362 --> 00:16:35,066
CAROL:
That's all over my floor. David?
542
00:16:35,066 --> 00:16:36,569
DAVE:
Where's playback?
I got to watch that.
543
00:16:36,569 --> 00:16:38,507
CAROL:
David, don't get that
on my couch.
544
00:16:38,507 --> 00:16:40,042
What is the next scene?
545
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:41,345
EMMA:
It looked less bad on camera
546
00:16:41,345 --> 00:16:42,748
than it probably felt
in the moment.
547
00:16:42,748 --> 00:16:44,519
I have to watch playback
because it felt horrible.
548
00:16:44,519 --> 00:16:46,288
- This is crazy.
- Why can't you just trust me?
549
00:16:46,288 --> 00:16:48,593
Emma, I obviously value
your opinion, I really do,
550
00:16:48,593 --> 00:16:50,329
and I'm trying
to make this our thing,
551
00:16:50,329 --> 00:16:52,033
but it's still a Lil Dicky video
at the end of the day,
552
00:16:52,033 --> 00:16:53,670
and it's got to be my thing,
it's my life story.
553
00:16:53,670 --> 00:16:55,641
I'm sorry. Stop guilting me
for looking at the footage.
554
00:16:55,641 --> 00:16:57,678
- Hey, we got to watch
the playback.
- Hey, Dave. Can we talk?
555
00:16:57,678 --> 00:16:59,381
- No, we have to watch
the footage.
- I'm having an issue here.
556
00:16:59,381 --> 00:17:01,653
- What?
- Okay, listen, um...
557
00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:04,357
I-I used to make
furniture, okay?
558
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,661
Truly beautiful furniture.
559
00:17:05,661 --> 00:17:07,531
- Okay.
- No, it was my purpose in life,
560
00:17:07,531 --> 00:17:09,301
it was my joy,
I was really good at it.
561
00:17:09,301 --> 00:17:11,471
I-I did Pat Croce's
entire living room.
562
00:17:11,471 --> 00:17:13,175
What are we talking
about right now?
563
00:17:13,175 --> 00:17:15,046
As the business grew,
so did the pressure.
564
00:17:15,046 --> 00:17:18,152
To relieve that pressure,
I-I started to huff.
565
00:17:18,152 --> 00:17:19,822
- To hu...?
- To huff. Huff.
566
00:17:19,822 --> 00:17:21,291
Huff. Huff.
(inhales sharply)
567
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:23,295
- Oh!
- Yeah. Shellac, lacquer.
568
00:17:23,295 --> 00:17:24,431
I got a-- I got addicted.
569
00:17:24,431 --> 00:17:26,168
- Oh. Oh, God.
- Okay? I'd huff,
570
00:17:26,168 --> 00:17:28,405
- create, huff some more,
you know?
- Yeah.
571
00:17:28,405 --> 00:17:29,809
I smoke weed when I rap.
I-- You know.
572
00:17:29,809 --> 00:17:31,679
Yeah, of all--
Did you lose your family? I did.
573
00:17:31,679 --> 00:17:33,215
That-- No, sorry.
574
00:17:33,215 --> 00:17:34,619
- No apologies from you, please.
- Okay.
575
00:17:34,619 --> 00:17:37,390
Okay? I lost my family,
I lost the store.
576
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:40,363
And-and, look, these floors,
they've recently been redone.
577
00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:42,568
- Fumigation? Yeah.
- It's-it's getting bad.
578
00:17:42,568 --> 00:17:44,572
So if I stay here, all right,
by the end of the night,
579
00:17:44,572 --> 00:17:47,277
I'm in a dumpster behind a frame
store, digging to get that...
580
00:17:47,277 --> 00:17:48,580
You can sleep over.
Like, I mean,
581
00:17:48,580 --> 00:17:50,082
it's probably bad
to sleep over, but, like,
582
00:17:50,082 --> 00:17:51,485
you don't have to go to
the frame store.
583
00:17:51,485 --> 00:17:53,122
- I'll pin you to the bed.
- I-I think you're great.
584
00:17:53,122 --> 00:17:54,692
- I'm sorry, I got to go.
- No, because if you go,
585
00:17:54,692 --> 00:17:56,596
I won't be able to watch
the footage, and I have no idea
586
00:17:56,596 --> 00:17:58,165
- what's going on in the video.
- I got to take care of myself.
587
00:17:58,165 --> 00:17:59,434
No, please don't go, Lonny.
Please don't go.
588
00:17:59,434 --> 00:18:00,604
- Hi.
- Do you have a...
589
00:18:00,604 --> 00:18:02,373
Would you want to blaze?
590
00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:04,244
D-- No, no.
591
00:18:04,244 --> 00:18:05,647
- I would not.
- Okay.
592
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:12,126
Boobie! We're gonna give that
one more time, okay?
593
00:18:16,836 --> 00:18:19,642
♪
♪
594
00:18:19,642 --> 00:18:22,246
♪ I strategized my hallway
walks so I could see her some ♪
595
00:18:22,246 --> 00:18:23,850
♪ The only class
we had together, Spanish ♪
596
00:18:23,850 --> 00:18:26,154
♪ What the fuck?
I was Carlos, she was Mia ♪
597
00:18:26,154 --> 00:18:27,658
♪ Why do they make us choose
Spanish names, by the way? ♪
598
00:18:27,658 --> 00:18:29,294
♪ Isn't that insane? ♪
599
00:18:29,294 --> 00:18:31,298
- ♪ Yes ♪
- ♪ I digress ♪
600
00:18:31,298 --> 00:18:33,168
♪ Of course he cheated on her,
she would call me ♪
601
00:18:33,168 --> 00:18:34,839
♪ So depressed,
but she kept going back ♪
602
00:18:34,839 --> 00:18:36,576
♪ MapQuest-ing,
printing out directions ♪
603
00:18:36,576 --> 00:18:37,678
♪ I designated-drive
to his parties ♪
604
00:18:37,678 --> 00:18:39,582
♪ That shit was so ♪
605
00:18:39,582 --> 00:18:41,586
♪ I was soft, I was pussy,
I was weak, I was lame ♪
606
00:18:41,586 --> 00:18:43,455
♪ But whatever, I'm in ninth
grade, what the hell ♪
607
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:45,192
♪ Could I say?
But one time I stayed home ♪
608
00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:46,696
♪ His party got busted
by the po-po ♪
609
00:18:46,696 --> 00:18:48,600
♪ It made me
so, so, so, so, so ♪
610
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:50,804
♪ So, so happy, he got grounded
and the dance ♪
611
00:18:50,804 --> 00:18:52,608
♪ Was this week,
I never went to those ♪
612
00:18:52,608 --> 00:18:54,712
♪ But now she could just
stay home with me ♪
613
00:18:54,712 --> 00:18:56,549
♪ Why didn't I go to them?
Okay, 'cause I was scared ♪
614
00:18:56,549 --> 00:18:58,218
♪ Of getting boners
on the dance floor ♪
615
00:18:58,218 --> 00:18:59,889
♪ The whole thing
was overwhelming ♪
616
00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:01,626
♪ It was just a bizarre
social situation ♪
617
00:19:01,626 --> 00:19:03,329
♪ I didn't drink,
everyone did, whatever ♪
618
00:19:03,329 --> 00:19:05,232
♪ Back to the story,
I was excited ♪
619
00:19:05,232 --> 00:19:06,569
♪ To just chill with her,
return to our glory ♪
620
00:19:06,569 --> 00:19:08,339
♪ Then she like, "Dave, wait" ♪
621
00:19:08,339 --> 00:19:10,176
♪ "We should go
to the dance together ♪
622
00:19:10,176 --> 00:19:11,646
♪ Just be my date,"
I'm like, "What?" ♪
623
00:19:11,646 --> 00:19:13,482
♪ She like, "Yeah,"
I'm like, "Uh" ♪
624
00:19:13,482 --> 00:19:15,486
♪ I came and came,
my brain just said yes ♪
625
00:19:15,486 --> 00:19:17,758
♪ Popularity-wise, this is a
jetpack, and I miss my friend ♪
626
00:19:17,758 --> 00:19:19,461
♪ And obviously I was
fully in love with her ♪
627
00:19:19,461 --> 00:19:20,731
♪ So I said,
"Okay, no problem" ♪
628
00:19:20,731 --> 00:19:22,568
♪ I got my suit with my mama ♪
629
00:19:22,568 --> 00:19:23,703
♪ Then we all met up
at a fella's house ♪
630
00:19:23,703 --> 00:19:25,640
♪ To take a few pics ♪
631
00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:27,611
♪ 16 girls, 16 guys,
parents filming this shit ♪
632
00:19:27,611 --> 00:19:29,615
♪ I pull up with my mama,
oh, my God, there's a problem ♪
633
00:19:29,615 --> 00:19:31,619
♪ The fucking guy
isn't grounded ♪
634
00:19:31,619 --> 00:19:33,623
♪ He's really there
with his arm around her ♪
635
00:19:33,623 --> 00:19:35,761
♪ I couldn't believe it,
she said that he showed up ♪
636
00:19:35,761 --> 00:19:37,230
♪ And surprised her, and then
of course somebody's like ♪
637
00:19:37,230 --> 00:19:39,367
♪ "We gotta take a wide pic." ♪
638
00:19:39,367 --> 00:19:42,608
♪ 33 people, only one had no
date, my mama asking me why ♪
639
00:19:42,608 --> 00:19:44,411
♪ But I felt way too ashamed,
so I just lied ♪
640
00:19:44,411 --> 00:19:46,549
♪ I told her that I knew
this was happening ♪
641
00:19:46,549 --> 00:19:49,622
♪ And that everything was good
and I could not abandon it ♪
642
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,391
♪ So I went with them,
in the limo ♪
643
00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:53,228
♪ In the dinner,
Macaroni Grill ♪
644
00:19:53,228 --> 00:19:55,199
♪ I'm the 33rd wheel,
is this real? ♪
645
00:19:55,199 --> 00:19:56,736
♪ But it got worse,
right before the bill ♪
646
00:19:56,736 --> 00:19:57,938
♪ A bunch of waiters
and waitresses ♪
647
00:19:57,938 --> 00:19:59,875
♪ Bring a cake to my table ♪
648
00:19:59,875 --> 00:20:01,746
♪ They're all singing
happy birthday to me ♪
649
00:20:01,746 --> 00:20:04,785
♪ Happy birthday to me,
not my birthday ♪
650
00:20:04,785 --> 00:20:06,923
♪ And of course,
this fucking restaurant ♪
651
00:20:06,923 --> 00:20:09,528
♪ Has this custom where you got
to stand up on a table ♪
652
00:20:09,528 --> 00:20:11,966
♪ And wave a fucking napkin
while everyone stares ♪
653
00:20:11,966 --> 00:20:14,370
♪ I saw the older guys laugh
so I just played into it ♪
654
00:20:14,370 --> 00:20:15,574
♪ I'm on a table dancing,
embarrassed ♪
655
00:20:15,574 --> 00:20:17,644
♪ But no one knew it ♪
656
00:20:17,644 --> 00:20:19,815
♪ Except Brittany did and
she had been drinking, shit ♪
657
00:20:19,815 --> 00:20:21,318
♪ The water bottle
full of liquor ♪
658
00:20:21,318 --> 00:20:22,521
♪ Lower than my confidence... ♪
659
00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:23,556
CROWD (chanting):
Dave! Dave! Dave!
660
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:24,959
Brittany, where are you...?
661
00:20:24,959 --> 00:20:26,662
- Cut! Where is she going?
- Dave, don't call cut.
662
00:20:26,662 --> 00:20:28,533
- We're leaving in two minutes.
- Okay.
663
00:20:28,533 --> 00:20:30,537
- Oh, no, no.
- Let me reset
while we get her, please.
664
00:20:30,537 --> 00:20:32,440
- No, wait, we got
to shoot now, man!
- EMMA: We can't go again!
665
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,845
...hung up on this girl, man.
We have no video now, Dave.
666
00:20:34,845 --> 00:20:37,250
Yeah, we got 90 seconds
or they pull that plug.
667
00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:38,953
- Literally.
- Okay, well, then
bring everyone outside
668
00:20:38,953 --> 00:20:40,423
for the Evolution of Man scene.
669
00:20:40,423 --> 00:20:41,692
- We'll do it out there.
- No, Dave,
670
00:20:41,692 --> 00:20:43,262
we don't have permits
to shoot outside.
671
00:20:43,262 --> 00:20:44,965
Roger, this is Philly.
672
00:20:44,965 --> 00:20:47,303
Nobody gives a fuck
about permits.
673
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:52,648
Okay, everybody,
we're moving outside!
674
00:20:53,917 --> 00:20:55,587
DAVE:
Boobie!
675
00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:57,490
We're almost finished.
Please don't go right now.
676
00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,294
That's the end
of your fucking video?
677
00:20:59,294 --> 00:21:00,964
I-I'm not gonna let you
make me into a villain, Dave.
678
00:21:00,964 --> 00:21:03,736
Are you actually surprised
by the contents of this video?
679
00:21:03,736 --> 00:21:05,841
Like, I'm just showing
what happened that night.
680
00:21:05,841 --> 00:21:07,744
Cool, you're just gonna do
681
00:21:07,744 --> 00:21:09,615
the exact same thing
you always do to me. Great.
682
00:21:09,615 --> 00:21:11,686
I should've known that this
was where it was gonna go.
683
00:21:12,621 --> 00:21:14,859
What are you talking about?
684
00:21:14,859 --> 00:21:17,898
You're used to owning me
and controlling me
685
00:21:17,898 --> 00:21:20,336
and manipulating me
and having me do your bidding,
686
00:21:20,336 --> 00:21:22,306
- and it's just not
that way anymore.
- I'm manipulative?
687
00:21:22,306 --> 00:21:24,645
- Yeah.
- Uh, I came here today
to hang out with my friend,
688
00:21:24,645 --> 00:21:26,649
and all of a sudden,
I'm in a video
689
00:21:26,649 --> 00:21:28,620
- where you're making me
look like an asshole.
- If you feel
690
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:30,624
like an asshole by watching
what went down in there,
691
00:21:30,624 --> 00:21:32,026
again, I don't know
what to tell you.
692
00:21:32,026 --> 00:21:33,630
That's just, like,
what occurred.
693
00:21:33,630 --> 00:21:34,999
You know what I think?
694
00:21:34,999 --> 00:21:36,502
What you're actually feeling
is the fact
695
00:21:36,502 --> 00:21:39,307
that I've moved on from you.
696
00:21:40,777 --> 00:21:42,480
Boobie?
697
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:46,021
We just spent a whole day
shooting a video about me.
698
00:21:46,021 --> 00:21:47,624
It's closure. It's closure.
699
00:21:47,624 --> 00:21:49,495
You're clearly not over it.
700
00:21:49,495 --> 00:21:52,466
And you left out the biggest
fucking detail.
701
00:21:52,466 --> 00:21:54,070
What?
702
00:21:54,070 --> 00:21:56,041
That we dated for a month
after that.
703
00:21:56,041 --> 00:21:59,414
One month, Brittany.
You gave me one month.
704
00:21:59,414 --> 00:22:01,886
Five years of being
your absolute best friend,
705
00:22:01,886 --> 00:22:02,921
and then what happened?
706
00:22:02,921 --> 00:22:04,925
You broke my heart so quickly
707
00:22:04,925 --> 00:22:06,929
for another piece of shit
older guy.
708
00:22:06,929 --> 00:22:08,766
So forgive me for not including
that second ending
709
00:22:08,766 --> 00:22:10,670
in this video, okay?
710
00:22:10,670 --> 00:22:12,039
It fucking killed me.
711
00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:13,510
And it really is probably
exactly why
712
00:22:13,510 --> 00:22:15,412
I am today the way
that I am today.
713
00:22:15,412 --> 00:22:16,949
This fucking relationship.
714
00:22:16,949 --> 00:22:18,953
(laughs):
Okay, well, yeah.
715
00:22:18,953 --> 00:22:21,057
Uh, it's life, Dave.
I don't know what to tell you.
716
00:22:21,057 --> 00:22:24,063
I was 16 years old.
It was depressing for me, too.
717
00:22:24,063 --> 00:22:26,067
I had family problems.
718
00:22:26,067 --> 00:22:29,374
I was fucking cutting myself.
719
00:22:32,714 --> 00:22:34,518
That sucks.
720
00:22:34,518 --> 00:22:36,889
I obviously did not know that.
721
00:22:38,125 --> 00:22:39,828
I'm just trying
to tell my story.
722
00:22:39,828 --> 00:22:42,033
Great, tell your story.
That's fine.
723
00:22:42,033 --> 00:22:43,937
But I'm not gonna tell it
because it's not mine.
724
00:22:43,937 --> 00:22:46,709
And I'm not gonna be
a prop in your...
725
00:22:46,709 --> 00:22:49,782
"female demographic video."
726
00:22:49,782 --> 00:22:51,519
Where are you going?
727
00:22:51,519 --> 00:22:54,725
(sighs)
That's my boyfriend, Dave.
728
00:22:54,725 --> 00:22:57,129
We've been dating
for three months.
729
00:22:57,129 --> 00:22:58,967
But how would you
know that, right?
730
00:22:58,967 --> 00:23:02,674
'Cause it's not as interesting
as dating Doja Cat.
731
00:23:02,674 --> 00:23:06,081
Does he have a pink, thick dick?
732
00:23:07,784 --> 00:23:10,824
I really loved you.
733
00:23:10,824 --> 00:23:12,928
It doesn't seem
to matter to you at all.
734
00:23:16,636 --> 00:23:19,541
It... Of...
It always will matter.
735
00:23:24,518 --> 00:23:26,488
ROGER:
Dave. Dave.
736
00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:28,425
There is no time.
737
00:23:28,425 --> 00:23:30,597
- Yeah.
- We're done.
738
00:23:30,597 --> 00:23:32,567
I mean, maybe one setup. I...
739
00:23:32,567 --> 00:23:34,672
Tell me what you want to do.
740
00:23:36,642 --> 00:23:38,780
Do we have any Brittanys
still here?
741
00:23:38,780 --> 00:23:41,652
Yes, actually. One. Uh,
wardrobe lady's daughter, so...
742
00:23:41,652 --> 00:23:43,188
- Which generation is that?
- I don't know.
743
00:23:43,188 --> 00:23:44,758
Doesn't even matter.
Get her camera-ready.
744
00:23:44,758 --> 00:23:46,161
I just need, like, five minutes
745
00:23:46,161 --> 00:23:47,998
to sit and think about
the ending of this video.
746
00:23:47,998 --> 00:23:49,602
- Yeah.
- 'Cause I have an evolution...
747
00:23:49,602 --> 00:23:52,608
Copy that. Okay. Uh, hey,
uh, Steph. Um...
748
00:23:52,608 --> 00:23:55,647
I have an idea to get it
pretty fast in, like, one take.
749
00:23:55,647 --> 00:23:57,851
Do you want to see it?
750
00:23:57,851 --> 00:24:01,626
Uh, do what you see.
I really do trust you.
751
00:24:01,626 --> 00:24:03,028
Oh.
752
00:24:03,028 --> 00:24:05,065
Okay. Let's go.
753
00:24:05,065 --> 00:24:06,669
- Uh, Roger?
- ROGER: Yes?
754
00:24:06,669 --> 00:24:08,171
EMMA: Okay.
We got one take to do this.
755
00:24:08,171 --> 00:24:10,543
Action.
756
00:24:10,543 --> 00:24:12,948
♪ I told her everything on my
mind, I told her everything ♪
757
00:24:12,948 --> 00:24:16,488
♪ Every single song that made
me think about her every day ♪
758
00:24:16,488 --> 00:24:17,924
♪ Everybody said
that we're just kids ♪
759
00:24:17,924 --> 00:24:19,862
♪ But that never changed
the fact ♪
760
00:24:19,862 --> 00:24:21,632
♪ That to this kid,
you were his everything ♪
761
00:24:21,632 --> 00:24:23,503
♪ The next part
I will never forget ♪
762
00:24:23,503 --> 00:24:24,738
♪ She walked right up
to me slowly ♪
763
00:24:24,738 --> 00:24:26,041
♪ Then she gave me a kiss ♪
764
00:24:26,041 --> 00:24:29,013
♪ First kiss, ugh, no way, no ♪
765
00:24:29,013 --> 00:24:31,752
♪ Oh, my God, then she said,
"I love you, too" ♪
766
00:24:31,752 --> 00:24:34,558
♪ I didn't believe her at first,
I thought she was drunk ♪
767
00:24:34,558 --> 00:24:36,796
♪ But then the next day,
she was singing the same song ♪
768
00:24:36,796 --> 00:24:39,902
♪ She ran over to my crib
and was all over me ♪
769
00:24:39,902 --> 00:24:42,039
♪ We started kissing, touching,
blushing, gushing ♪
770
00:24:42,039 --> 00:24:43,543
♪ There was no humping yet,
not then ♪
771
00:24:43,543 --> 00:24:45,079
♪ But I would settle for love ♪
772
00:24:45,079 --> 00:24:46,549
♪ Got my first handjob
in the park ♪
773
00:24:46,549 --> 00:24:48,051
♪ Really came out the mud ♪
774
00:24:48,051 --> 00:24:50,055
♪ I couldn't believe it,
it was a dream ♪
775
00:24:50,055 --> 00:24:51,191
♪ I planted my seed
on Harrison Avenue yet again ♪
776
00:24:51,191 --> 00:24:53,028
♪ I really did it, huh? ♪
777
00:24:53,028 --> 00:24:54,832
♪ And then all of a sudden,
it was done ♪
778
00:24:54,832 --> 00:24:56,769
♪ Just a month long
and then she moved on ♪
779
00:24:56,769 --> 00:24:57,904
♪ I never knew someone
could make you feel ♪
780
00:24:57,904 --> 00:24:59,040
♪ So right and so wrong ♪
781
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:00,242
♪ So good and so bad ♪
782
00:25:00,242 --> 00:25:02,046
♪ Either way, I had what I had ♪
783
00:25:02,046 --> 00:25:03,583
♪ And it showed me
I was who I was ♪
784
00:25:03,583 --> 00:25:05,687
♪ And that I was
worthy of love ♪
785
00:25:05,687 --> 00:25:09,060
♪ I love you back, you know ♪
786
00:25:09,060 --> 00:25:10,930
♪ I love you, girl ♪
787
00:25:10,930 --> 00:25:13,803
♪ It's the Evolution of Man ♪
788
00:25:13,803 --> 00:25:15,974
♪ I love you, girl ♪
789
00:25:15,974 --> 00:25:18,111
♪ I'm still evolving ♪
790
00:25:18,111 --> 00:25:20,015
♪ But you know ♪
791
00:25:20,015 --> 00:25:21,217
♪ I love you, girl ♪
792
00:25:21,217 --> 00:25:22,954
EMMA:
Amazing. Cut.
793
00:25:22,954 --> 00:25:26,495
♪ I love you back, you know ♪
794
00:25:27,731 --> 00:25:31,672
♪ I love you back, you know ♪
795
00:25:33,308 --> 00:25:37,651
♪ I love you back, you know ♪
796
00:25:39,053 --> 00:25:41,091
♪ ♪
797
00:25:47,169 --> 00:25:50,577
♪ With all your tenderness ♪
798
00:25:57,791 --> 00:26:01,131
♪ With all your tenderness ♪
799
00:26:01,131 --> 00:26:04,705
♪ I love you back, you know ♪
800
00:26:04,705 --> 00:26:06,575
♪ Yes, I do ♪
801
00:26:06,575 --> 00:26:09,882
♪ I love you back, you know ♪
802
00:26:09,882 --> 00:26:11,886
♪ Yes, I do ♪
803
00:26:11,886 --> 00:26:16,595
♪ I love you back, you know. ♪
804
00:26:19,668 --> 00:26:23,171
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