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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:04:31,189 --> 00:04:32,899 I do not fear you, ugly thing. 2 00:04:32,900 --> 00:04:35,777 My heart is pure as a fresh water spring. 3 00:04:38,362 --> 00:04:41,908 The Silver Knight Gothic was standing, facing the terrible skeleton dragon. 4 00:04:42,033 --> 00:04:45,286 That stared at him, with his big, ugly empty eyes. 5 00:04:45,828 --> 00:04:49,498 With my silver daggers I shall lop off your head. 6 00:04:49,499 --> 00:04:50,541 Jus. 7 00:04:50,750 --> 00:04:53,461 Justice will be done only when you are dead. 8 00:04:57,673 --> 00:05:00,760 The terrible skeleton dragon stumbled and staggered 9 00:05:00,885 --> 00:05:04,263 and collapsed with an agonizing groan, that sent shivers down the spine. 10 00:05:07,767 --> 00:05:12,355 The frail King emerged from his hiding place to congratulate the noble Silver Knight Gothic. 11 00:05:12,772 --> 00:05:15,233 Enough you little pest. Clean everything up. 12 00:05:15,608 --> 00:05:18,361 But my lord Gildas, I am playing the "Silver Knight Gothic." 13 00:05:18,486 --> 00:05:21,948 Your uncle, the good lord Arnold, awaits us for supper. 14 00:05:40,591 --> 00:05:42,760 Still no sign of them, my good lord? 15 00:05:43,845 --> 00:05:46,305 Nothing, Gildas, nothing at all. 16 00:05:46,597 --> 00:05:53,271 I can no longer see, but I am absolutely certain my faithful knights will never return. 17 00:05:55,898 --> 00:05:59,151 With all due respect, my lord, you have allowed dispair to overcome you. 18 00:05:59,152 --> 00:06:01,404 Do you want me to dance a Jig? 19 00:06:03,114 --> 00:06:04,699 Come, come now mi'lord. 20 00:06:05,116 --> 00:06:10,830 Where are those days of yore when my castle did shine in all its glory? 21 00:06:12,999 --> 00:06:16,544 Where are my men, my guards, my five players? 22 00:06:17,879 --> 00:06:20,256 Alas they have all fled, my good lord. 23 00:06:20,257 --> 00:06:23,592 I may be blind, Gildas, but I am nobodys fool. 24 00:06:23,593 --> 00:06:27,889 It is quite clear that no one wishes to remain in this fortress. 25 00:06:29,807 --> 00:06:33,684 Who would want to live here, in fear of the World Gobbler. 26 00:06:33,685 --> 00:06:38,105 Speaking of which, it is night time to send your niece to a safe haven. 27 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:40,568 To the convent of the crooked tooth Sisters. 28 00:06:41,944 --> 00:06:45,197 Gildas, if only I'dve had a nephew 29 00:06:46,490 --> 00:06:50,034 I could have taught him the basic principles of Dragon hunting. 30 00:06:50,035 --> 00:06:53,037 Yes, please Uncle, that would be so darn neat. 31 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:58,169 It's not that I would rather have you be a boy, my little girl, but the fact is you are not one. 32 00:07:00,504 --> 00:07:03,507 Hunting just isn't suitable for little girls. 33 00:07:13,601 --> 00:07:15,186 It's Granion of Bismuth, my uncle. 34 00:07:18,648 --> 00:07:19,732 Granion. 35 00:07:20,232 --> 00:07:21,108 You're alive! 36 00:07:22,568 --> 00:07:25,988 And the World Gobbler, have you seen him, have you slain him? 37 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:35,455 Cease your stupid groaning! I'll take you late. 38 00:07:35,456 --> 00:07:38,166 Now where are my other loyal knights? 39 00:07:38,167 --> 00:07:42,213 With all due respect, my lord, our faithful Granion is but a pile of ashes. 40 00:07:48,719 --> 00:07:52,223 - The Smoldering Knights. - Another sign, my lord. 41 00:07:52,890 --> 00:07:55,808 Raise the Drawbridge, lower the Portcullis. 42 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:59,981 - We've got to get a bigger Knight. - You, go pack your bags, you're going to the crooked tooth. 43 00:08:01,107 --> 00:08:04,568 Lock all the doors, and bring me my battleaxe and sword. 44 00:08:04,777 --> 00:08:05,903 Gildas! 45 00:08:12,952 --> 00:08:14,662 We've got to get the Silver Knight Gothic. 46 00:08:48,029 --> 00:08:52,033 The tail Lian-chu, the tail. Teach him a lesson. You hear me? Go on! 47 00:08:52,158 --> 00:08:54,201 Hit him in the tail! Go! Go! 48 00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:16,932 On your feet. Keep your guard up. 49 00:09:21,187 --> 00:09:24,231 And don't let him barf on you. 50 00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:34,718 Victory. 51 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:48,232 Okay, fun's over guys. 52 00:10:54,363 --> 00:10:56,947 Let's see, here we go; Article 3, clause 2: States. 53 00:10:56,948 --> 00:11:00,369 Upon receipt of the slain Momularis, Fat John of Wickashire shall 54 00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:03,871 pay the measly sum of 24 Guinneas to the valerous dragon hunters. 55 00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:07,209 I do not see any hunters. All I see is a bevy of clowns. 56 00:11:07,626 --> 00:11:09,128 Walking disaster. 57 00:11:10,629 --> 00:11:14,425 Look what your bonehead there did to my cabbage patch with his goof ball antics. 58 00:11:16,093 --> 00:11:20,389 Fat John of Wickashire, look at me. Isn't that your x there at the bottom of the contract? 59 00:11:20,390 --> 00:11:24,185 Enough said river rat, you're gettin' diddly squat. 60 00:11:24,435 --> 00:11:28,063 Do you want to get my muscle bulging buddy all riled up, is that what you want? 61 00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:30,691 Move out of my fields. 62 00:11:30,941 --> 00:11:32,985 And take the clown with you. 63 00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:38,782 Oooh, the mutt wants his doggy food huh? 64 00:11:53,631 --> 00:11:54,464 Dear me. 65 00:11:54,465 --> 00:11:56,258 Great, I just tore my tights. 66 00:12:07,228 --> 00:12:09,396 What's the matter Gwizdo, are you mad? 67 00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:13,815 You think, that for once you could take your job seriously? 68 00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:15,901 It is always the same old circus, Lian-chu. 69 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:19,031 All you do is clown around for the peanut gallery. 70 00:12:19,365 --> 00:12:20,864 But I don't do it on purpose. 71 00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:24,620 And it's a blimey good thing too Why, praytell, do you think these hicks never pay? 72 00:12:25,246 --> 00:12:26,580 Because they've got no money? 73 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:30,542 No! They rip us off because you're not credible. 74 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,710 What does credible mean? I do not know. 75 00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:35,506 Take Hector here for example. 76 00:12:36,257 --> 00:12:39,424 Hector, with his big fangs and all that fur, well, he's credible. 77 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:42,221 And that's why the hicks are scared of him. You get it? 78 00:12:44,974 --> 00:12:45,891 You don't get it. 79 00:12:46,058 --> 00:12:49,853 Look, a dragon hunter who's credible makes the whole earth shake when he walks. 80 00:12:49,854 --> 00:12:51,939 Right? Like Boom, Boom. 81 00:12:56,652 --> 00:12:59,905 And if he has to, he smacks his debtors a couple of times. 82 00:13:00,739 --> 00:13:02,950 Fork over the money! Get the picture? 83 00:13:03,409 --> 00:13:05,786 Hitting customers, that's being credible? 84 00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:08,080 Another example. 85 00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:11,456 Do you think it's credible a dragon hunter who likes to knit? 86 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:12,708 But I tore a hole in my. 87 00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:16,755 You got Mandular boogers on the brain or what? You Knucklehead, knitting is something old ladies do. 88 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,343 It was my mother who taught me. 89 00:14:51,767 --> 00:14:54,893 Look, I'm sorry, I didn't really mean what I said about knitting. 90 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:58,480 If you want a more credible friend, why don't you go look for one? 91 00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:01,360 Do not be ridiculous, I could never find a better friend than you. 92 00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:04,569 - You're just saying that so I won't be angry. - Stop it. 93 00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:08,617 Who do you want me to hire as a partner? Fat John of Wickashire? 94 00:15:12,204 --> 00:15:14,873 No way, we're a real team, me and you. 95 00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:20,921 Yeah, Hector. The three of us. 96 00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:27,261 Say Gwizdo, you think we'll have our little farm someday? 97 00:15:27,262 --> 00:15:29,679 Of course we will, you'll see. 98 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:34,809 A quiet little house on the water. And we'll have chickens, cows, pigs. 99 00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:36,061 And we can have sheep. 100 00:15:37,855 --> 00:15:38,562 For the wool. 101 00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:42,484 Yeah, right, and you'll knit me a shawl and wollen underwear for the winter. 102 00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:45,237 What? 103 00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:50,159 - Electric Dragons. - This might make some quick cash. 104 00:15:53,829 --> 00:15:55,914 Lian-chu, wait for me! 105 00:17:35,806 --> 00:17:37,558 Whoa! Silver Knight Gothic. 106 00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:41,936 Uhm, no, it's me Lian-chu. 107 00:17:41,937 --> 00:17:43,522 You just saved my life, my. 108 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:53,947 Lordy leapin lizards, two grilled jimbobs for the price of one. 109 00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:57,035 Well, when I say price, it's just my way of talking, k? 110 00:17:58,662 --> 00:18:02,706 Now we got two jimbob dragons, night terror 30 Guineas are payable on delivery. 111 00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:04,167 Got the money on you, kid? 112 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:06,251 - Umm, no. - Figures. 113 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,964 But of course your daddys got money, right? Where are your parents? 114 00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:10,340 They're dead, mister. 115 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,717 What misfortune. 116 00:18:12,718 --> 00:18:14,551 Once again we work for peanuts! 117 00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:17,512 What you been doing in the woods at night, without a Guinea in your pocket? 118 00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:21,768 Uuh I'm looking for a noble knights for my uncle, who is very, very rich. 119 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:24,228 Wait a minute, very, very rich? 120 00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:27,274 You are real knights, aren't you, my lord? 121 00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:32,986 The knight Lian-chu was hiding behind the village gates. 122 00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:36,448 The sun was up, bloodthirsty dragons were attacking from all sides, 123 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,533 The Knight Lian-chu was alone, you see? 124 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:40,535 - Alone against all odds. - And then? 125 00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:43,997 And then, Knight Lian-chu grabs onto a roof by the tips of his teeth. 126 00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:45,459 - By his teeth? - Yeah! 127 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,878 And he leaps above the horde holloring. 128 00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:51,755 And after that, after that, my lord? 129 00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:54,259 After that, Knight Lian-chu jumps into the crowd, 130 00:18:54,260 --> 00:18:56,595 A smack here - and a whack there. 131 00:18:57,137 --> 00:19:00,055 Wham barn thank you ma'am, he ducks, a sword in each hand. 132 00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:04,269 And he sends them all flying with a kick to the butt, a real massacre. 133 00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:07,553 - Wow. - They took about a whole weekto clear the village. 134 00:19:07,898 --> 00:19:10,067 Whoa, that's unreal. 135 00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:18,075 Almost as fabulous as Silver Knight Gothic. 136 00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:21,787 - What? Competition? - Silver Knight Gothic. 137 00:19:22,079 --> 00:19:25,581 The hero of legends. He also slaps around dragons. 138 00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:28,418 With strength, courage and generous spirit. 139 00:19:28,752 --> 00:19:29,252 Yeah? 140 00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:32,422 Well, its kind of like that, except for the generous part. 141 00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:35,384 One shouldn't believe everything you read in fairy tales, right kid? 142 00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:36,968 You see, were more of a. 143 00:19:37,803 --> 00:19:39,054 Wandering Knights. 144 00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:43,600 In any case, Uncle Arnold is going to be happy to see you. 145 00:19:56,405 --> 00:19:58,323 Real big. 146 00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:06,289 I'm going to have to be darn credible now. 147 00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:10,584 My lords and ladies. 148 00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:13,545 How ya doin? Put a smile and open up your bulging purses. 149 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:17,090 Sir Gwizdo and Knight Lian-chu, the greatest dragon hunters of. 150 00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:19,592 Who dares to disturb me during my CLISTER. 151 00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:23,432 With all due respect my lord, it is two miserable louts and your niece. 152 00:20:23,433 --> 00:20:24,890 - Not at all. - Zoe. 153 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:27,394 They are wandering knights, uncle. They just saved my life. 154 00:20:27,395 --> 00:20:30,146 Go to your room, you little runaway. 155 00:20:30,147 --> 00:20:31,188 Uncle. 156 00:20:31,189 --> 00:20:33,108 Tomorrow it's off to the crooked tooth.. 157 00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:44,286 You, what feats have you done? Besides putting up with my niece? 158 00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:48,705 Us? Well, The noble knight Lian-chu is famous in many a land, 159 00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:51,291 and his fearless feats have inspired so many before him 160 00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:53,336 - that the. - Spare me the folklore. 161 00:20:53,337 --> 00:20:55,505 Warrior, take a step forward. 162 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:03,721 He's got muscles 163 00:21:03,722 --> 00:21:06,183 and, raw power! 164 00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:09,560 Yes, the attributes of a true warrior. 165 00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:12,063 Your Highness, if you please, they are but. 166 00:21:12,064 --> 00:21:13,481 Shut up, Gildas. 167 00:21:13,482 --> 00:21:17,152 Lets roll son, I have a mission for you. 168 00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:58,484 Every twenty seasons, the most terrifying dragon alive wakes up, 169 00:21:58,485 --> 00:22:02,029 and leaves his lair at the far end of the world. 170 00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:07,576 When he comes, he devours entire regions, burns villages by the hundreds 171 00:22:07,577 --> 00:22:09,620 swallows fortresses whole, 172 00:22:09,621 --> 00:22:14,543 before returning to his lair, leaving only ashes behind. 173 00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:15,585 Gildas! 174 00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:26,054 I have inscribed on this calendar all of the signs of his awakening. 175 00:22:26,055 --> 00:22:29,057 Look, the Crenelations collapse. 176 00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:31,685 The smoldering Knights. 177 00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:33,812 The red cloud. 178 00:22:34,437 --> 00:22:36,523 The bridges sailing away. 179 00:22:36,982 --> 00:22:39,108 The sinking villages. 180 00:22:39,109 --> 00:22:41,236 And talking animals. 181 00:22:43,697 --> 00:22:46,907 When all of these signs have appeared, my boy, 182 00:22:46,908 --> 00:22:51,079 He will have returned the Devourer of Life. 183 00:22:53,123 --> 00:22:55,166 The World Gobbler. 184 00:22:56,710 --> 00:22:58,752 I have seen him son. 185 00:22:58,753 --> 00:23:02,214 I once lifted my sword before him. 186 00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:07,971 And the mere sight of his fiery gaze drove my own eyes back into my skull. 187 00:23:08,722 --> 00:23:11,308 Since then, all I can see is a dead grey landscape 188 00:23:11,309 --> 00:23:19,274 a terrible place where there is no life, and no joy. 189 00:23:23,737 --> 00:23:26,156 What is that little tree there, next to the dragon? 190 00:23:26,656 --> 00:23:29,034 That is for scale dear Knight. 191 00:23:31,161 --> 00:23:34,246 Go to his kingdom, enter his lair, 192 00:23:34,247 --> 00:23:36,875 far off in the west, beyond the end of the world 193 00:23:36,876 --> 00:23:39,544 and strike him while he sleeps. 194 00:23:39,878 --> 00:23:41,837 Before its too late. 195 00:23:41,838 --> 00:23:44,590 Yeah, yeah, yeah but no. 196 00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:47,886 It is a cruel blow, but look at that, were all booked up. 197 00:23:47,887 --> 00:23:51,013 Strike him dead and the world will be saved. 198 00:23:51,014 --> 00:23:53,516 Lian-chu, say goodbye, were disturbing the man. 199 00:23:53,517 --> 00:23:56,561 My health and sight will return. 200 00:23:57,062 --> 00:24:00,315 And I will cover you in gold. 201 00:24:12,077 --> 00:24:16,206 Dear client, if you can make room for his head in your museum of horrors. 202 00:24:17,165 --> 00:24:19,040 But first let me show you our standard contract. 203 00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:20,750 Special little advance for travel expenses. 204 00:24:20,751 --> 00:24:22,671 And since were among noble knights. 205 00:24:22,672 --> 00:24:26,174 A large purse of gold should do the trick nicely. 206 00:24:26,257 --> 00:24:28,258 Modern methods, why not? 207 00:24:28,259 --> 00:24:29,302 Gildas! 208 00:24:35,392 --> 00:24:39,104 Yah, just put an X there, here, here and there. 209 00:24:39,854 --> 00:24:41,898 Roll, roll, roll. 210 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:51,866 The red cloud, my lord. 211 00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:03,044 Saddle up my good brave Knights. 212 00:25:05,422 --> 00:25:08,506 Keep heading west my lords, until the end of the world. 213 00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:11,803 Yes, for sure, for sure, old man. Of course Gildas. Say hi to the misses will ya? 214 00:25:33,533 --> 00:25:35,160 Yes, yes, Ha, ha ha! 215 00:25:35,827 --> 00:25:38,329 Yes! Yes! Who who who! 216 00:25:55,513 --> 00:25:56,639 Where you going? 217 00:25:56,931 --> 00:26:00,977 Coiff a cold one buddy, is not every day that we get to rip off a blind of geezer. 218 00:26:01,269 --> 00:26:02,949 That's not the way to the end of the world. 219 00:26:03,646 --> 00:26:07,523 Lian-chu, don't you understand, who cares about their end of the world? 220 00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:09,650 We are rich. You know what this is? 221 00:26:09,651 --> 00:26:12,445 - An advance? - This is our little farm, buddy. 222 00:26:12,446 --> 00:26:15,158 The one of our comfy little dreams, with sheep everywhere? 223 00:26:15,366 --> 00:26:17,577 Now let's get out of here, while the beasties are busy. 224 00:26:20,830 --> 00:26:22,070 I am coming with you, my lords. 225 00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:25,835 What? Zoe, you can't be serious. 226 00:26:25,836 --> 00:26:26,877 Sure I am. 227 00:26:26,878 --> 00:26:29,045 My uncle told me I had to come with you to the end of the world. 228 00:26:29,046 --> 00:26:31,214 Really? Weren't you punished? 229 00:26:31,215 --> 00:26:35,512 No... And what he also said was that I should learn the rudiments of the trade. 230 00:26:35,513 --> 00:26:38,515 No, no, no and no. 231 00:26:38,807 --> 00:26:43,184 You go home, explain to Uncle Arnold that, Lord Gwizdo does not take on apprentices. 232 00:26:43,185 --> 00:26:46,940 He also said that if you don't want to take me, he would. 233 00:26:46,941 --> 00:26:48,191 He would what? 234 00:26:48,983 --> 00:26:51,694 He would spank your bare bottom in public. 235 00:26:51,695 --> 00:26:54,072 My bare bottom? In public? 236 00:27:57,468 --> 00:28:00,638 For crying out loud, and he's spitting fire besides! 237 00:28:02,098 --> 00:28:05,226 No, what I meant was he was doing it with his mouth, Hector. 238 00:28:14,652 --> 00:28:16,237 I don't see what's so funny. 239 00:29:10,541 --> 00:29:14,295 Wow! You sure messed up that big red dragon good, Sir Lian-chu. 240 00:29:14,545 --> 00:29:18,925 That was so unreal, I am so fabulously impressed. 241 00:29:19,509 --> 00:29:22,345 I've got to find my flail. 242 00:29:22,470 --> 00:29:26,973 Your funny sword? Wait for me, Sir Lian-chu, I'm going to find it for you. 243 00:29:26,974 --> 00:29:30,228 Okay, Sir Lian-chu's groupy, your backstage chatter 244 00:29:30,353 --> 00:29:32,561 is very close to driving me bonkers. 245 00:29:32,562 --> 00:29:34,274 Tough luck for the public spanking. 246 00:29:34,357 --> 00:29:35,024 So fabulously 247 00:29:35,441 --> 00:29:35,941 Zoe. 248 00:29:36,401 --> 00:29:38,486 You grab your bag and you get lost. 249 00:29:38,569 --> 00:29:41,656 You go home now. We Don't travel well with little kids. 250 00:29:54,127 --> 00:29:58,963 Strange, but I have this funny feeling that some real doe doe is gonna start flying. 251 00:29:58,964 --> 00:30:02,925 And Sir Knight Lian-chu was on the western bridge, with a big red dragon 252 00:30:02,926 --> 00:30:06,804 who's breathing fire, and said to him, in his big, deep voice: 253 00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:10,560 I am not scared of you, Big Red, one move from you and you are dead. 254 00:30:10,561 --> 00:30:14,354 Who is the man of a thousand teeth. 255 00:30:14,355 --> 00:30:17,108 The terror of dragons far and near. 256 00:30:21,362 --> 00:30:23,655 Who is the man of the day. 257 00:30:23,656 --> 00:30:29,078 It is him, of course, Silver Knight Gothic. 258 00:30:29,162 --> 00:30:30,911 How did you become a real Knight, Lian-chu? 259 00:30:30,912 --> 00:30:32,330 Did you go to knight school? 260 00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:35,043 Wow this is really unreal taking me with you. 261 00:30:35,044 --> 00:30:37,211 I mean, really unreal! 262 00:30:37,670 --> 00:30:39,795 Are there girl knights? Cause me, I want to be a girl knight. 263 00:30:39,796 --> 00:30:42,882 And that time you were hanging from the tips of your teeth How'd you do that? 264 00:30:42,883 --> 00:30:45,678 And your funny sword there, is it a magic sword? 265 00:30:46,929 --> 00:30:48,387 Umm, I don't really know know. 266 00:30:48,388 --> 00:30:50,598 The Silver Knight Gothic, he's modest too. 267 00:30:50,599 --> 00:30:51,223 He always says: 268 00:30:51,224 --> 00:30:53,893 The modesty is the sign of great knights like me. <. 269 00:30:53,894 --> 00:30:55,603 He's my favorite fairy tale hero. 270 00:30:55,604 --> 00:30:57,229 I would love to meet him one day. 271 00:30:57,230 --> 00:31:01,069 And become his best friend, and his future girl knight unreal. 272 00:31:01,070 --> 00:31:04,197 But you can't in real life. Huh bummer. 273 00:31:05,114 --> 00:31:08,034 I can't take it. I'm gonna hang myself. 274 00:31:09,994 --> 00:31:11,245 They're only blisters. 275 00:31:12,497 --> 00:31:13,498 Put some herbs on 'em. 276 00:31:13,581 --> 00:31:16,417 I'm not talking about my blisters, I am talking about princess blabber mouth. 277 00:31:16,501 --> 00:31:19,796 A fire, a fire, let's make a big fire! 278 00:31:22,215 --> 00:31:26,052 In any case, did you see how credible I am with her? 279 00:31:26,135 --> 00:31:26,636 Yeah. 280 00:31:26,719 --> 00:31:30,346 But the idea of being credible, Lian-Chu was take Uncle Arnold's money and run. 281 00:31:30,347 --> 00:31:33,224 Not to play the knights and dragons, till the end of the world. 282 00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:36,187 The best friend of Lian-Chu always went to get wood for the fire 283 00:31:36,188 --> 00:31:39,190 along with the funny blue dog who talks. 284 00:31:41,067 --> 00:31:46,364 Say there sir, am I mistaken or is your dog is a bit weird? 285 00:31:46,739 --> 00:31:48,572 So, are you going to tell her that we are not real knights? 286 00:31:48,573 --> 00:31:53,037 Yeah, right, and that we ripped off uncle fish eyes and then she goes and spills the beans. 287 00:31:53,287 --> 00:31:55,581 No buddy, we're in deep doe doe here. 288 00:31:56,791 --> 00:31:58,918 He sure is weird. 289 00:31:59,001 --> 00:32:00,378 But what do we do now? 290 00:32:00,461 --> 00:32:01,382 Ditch her in the woods. 291 00:32:01,504 --> 00:32:04,966 There is no crying, no fuss, no explanations Yeah, it's a sure fire method. 292 00:32:05,049 --> 00:32:08,344 And with a little luck she'll be gobbled up by wild beasts. 293 00:32:08,428 --> 00:32:09,429 Are you sure? 294 00:32:09,554 --> 00:32:10,346 You bet I am. 295 00:32:10,430 --> 00:32:12,390 That World Gobbler and his of the little tree? 296 00:32:12,391 --> 00:32:13,432 Not for me. 297 00:32:13,433 --> 00:32:16,185 Tonight we'll wait till she falls asleep, and zip, we're out of here. 298 00:32:17,019 --> 00:32:18,312 Whose is this? 299 00:32:20,731 --> 00:32:22,817 It's Gwizdo's. 300 00:32:23,234 --> 00:32:24,527 That's so funny, sir 301 00:32:25,027 --> 00:32:28,447 I'm really sorry, but knitting is for grannies. 302 00:32:28,448 --> 00:32:29,198 No, it's not. 303 00:32:29,282 --> 00:32:30,158 It certainly is. 304 00:32:30,283 --> 00:32:32,785 She is absolutely right. Knitting is for old ladies. 305 00:32:32,910 --> 00:32:36,205 The truth is my mother taught me and knitting relaxes me 306 00:32:36,289 --> 00:32:38,291 especially after a long hard day. 307 00:32:38,416 --> 00:32:42,837 So scram, scat, and go play with good old fido. 308 00:33:03,733 --> 00:33:05,860 You really have a super ton of scars, sir. 309 00:33:05,943 --> 00:33:07,612 Say, those are hunting wounds, right? 310 00:33:07,737 --> 00:33:09,572 Do they hurt? Me too. I've got some. 311 00:33:09,697 --> 00:33:11,741 That one was a wild squirrel when I was playing in the trees. 312 00:33:11,824 --> 00:33:14,994 And rhat was a duck that was fabulously angry one day. 313 00:33:15,119 --> 00:33:17,413 We used to have tons of ducks before my parents died of Cholera. 314 00:33:17,538 --> 00:33:19,298 And then my uncle brought me to his fortress. 315 00:33:19,373 --> 00:33:21,459 Don't you ever get tired? 316 00:33:21,709 --> 00:33:25,755 Sure, but I always need a bed time story to get me to sleep. 317 00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:26,881 A bed time story? 318 00:33:27,006 --> 00:33:28,966 Yes, just a short one. 319 00:33:29,050 --> 00:33:30,009 Please, sir. 320 00:33:30,134 --> 00:33:33,012 You mean just one short story and you go to sleep? 321 00:33:33,095 --> 00:33:38,351 Hey hey, no problem then, but it's one story and then bedie bye, right? Then you fall asleep, okay? 322 00:33:38,476 --> 00:33:40,561 Let's do it. 323 00:33:46,776 --> 00:33:48,861 Silver Knight Gothic. 324 00:33:49,946 --> 00:33:54,283 And brave Silver Knight Gothic wrenched the terrifying creature out of the shadows, 325 00:33:54,408 --> 00:33:58,329 His shiny scales were dripping blood from the children he had just devoured 326 00:33:58,412 --> 00:34:02,500 and whose terrifying screams still echoed in the bone chilling wind of the labarynth. 327 00:34:02,625 --> 00:34:04,710 The fat slimy creature growled 328 00:34:04,835 --> 00:34:07,088 revealing his sharp, crooked, yellow fangs 329 00:34:07,213 --> 00:34:09,006 he moved away from the oozing wall. 330 00:34:09,131 --> 00:34:11,884 The Silver Knight Gothic stared him straight in the eye and said, 331 00:34:12,009 --> 00:34:13,594 with a voice that did not waiver: 332 00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:17,598 I am not afraid of you, dreadful thing 333 00:34:17,890 --> 00:34:22,645 for my heart is pure as a fresh water spring. 334 00:34:22,770 --> 00:34:27,900 With my silver daggers I shall lop off your head 335 00:34:28,150 --> 00:34:30,778 and justice will be done only when you are dead. 336 00:34:30,903 --> 00:34:34,407 And the Silver Knight Gothic threw his silver daggers that sparkle like diamonds 337 00:34:34,532 --> 00:34:37,159 and the monster died a terrible agony. 338 00:34:39,036 --> 00:34:41,497 Well, I never. 339 00:34:42,164 --> 00:34:44,083 It's no wonder this girl is a live wire. 340 00:34:44,166 --> 00:34:47,545 Kids should not be reading this stuff. 341 00:34:50,673 --> 00:34:56,053 Hey, she is fast asleep, Lian-Chu, This is our chance, lets go. 342 00:34:56,137 --> 00:34:58,639 Hey, Lian-Chu, are you asleep? 343 00:35:00,308 --> 00:35:03,019 Come on, Lian-Chu, Get up. Can you hear me? 344 00:35:03,102 --> 00:35:04,854 Lian-Chu, wake up. 345 00:35:04,979 --> 00:35:06,772 Hurry will ya', yah, look at me. 346 00:35:06,897 --> 00:35:09,942 Get up, get up, come on, come on Lian-Chu. 347 00:35:10,026 --> 00:35:11,401 Hey buddy, wake up. 348 00:35:11,402 --> 00:35:13,112 Can you hear me? 349 00:35:21,704 --> 00:35:22,705 Have a bad sleep? 350 00:35:22,830 --> 00:35:26,667 Tonight if you start snoring again, I'm chopping of your nose. 351 00:35:28,044 --> 00:35:29,128 I was faking. 352 00:35:29,253 --> 00:35:30,421 What? 353 00:35:30,504 --> 00:35:32,006 You did that? 354 00:35:32,089 --> 00:35:33,341 But that is immoral. 355 00:35:33,424 --> 00:35:35,926 One doesn't abandon children in the woods. 356 00:35:36,010 --> 00:35:37,428 Of course you do. 357 00:35:37,511 --> 00:35:42,099 Our little farm Lian-Chu It's right there. And you because of some little girl who thinks .. 358 00:35:42,183 --> 00:35:43,517 She will get lost. 359 00:35:43,643 --> 00:35:44,935 I'm ready. 360 00:35:45,061 --> 00:35:49,357 Me, what I really like is a Bulgarian omelette, are the little pieces of mushrooms inside. 361 00:35:49,482 --> 00:35:54,153 Mmm, unreal so I ate the little pieces of mushrooms and then Gildas he tries to make me eat the eggs. 362 00:35:54,236 --> 00:35:56,904 How bout' you, do you like eggs, sir Lian-Chu? 363 00:35:56,905 --> 00:35:58,783 To be honest, eggs, well I think they smell like stinky. 364 00:35:58,949 --> 00:35:59,450 Yeah, well. 365 00:35:59,451 --> 00:36:01,661 We are lost, too old buddy. 366 00:37:05,975 --> 00:37:08,352 Okay, let's be honest, it's surely not that way. 367 00:37:08,477 --> 00:37:11,230 On the other hand if we take the little side bridge there, we reach 368 00:37:11,313 --> 00:37:13,633 the pretty little field of daisies where we were yesterday. 369 00:37:14,024 --> 00:37:16,569 But sir Gwizdo, isn't it that way to the end of the world? 370 00:37:16,694 --> 00:37:19,655 Okay, so it's fabulously unreal that were taking you with us on our little adventure, 371 00:37:19,780 --> 00:37:22,450 Why don't you bug off and let us work. 372 00:37:22,533 --> 00:37:25,411 And besides, no kid's gonna teach me my geography, ok? 373 00:37:25,494 --> 00:37:29,081 Lensflair. It's sir Lensflair, one of my uncle's best knights. 374 00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:39,633 Anatole, are you okay? 375 00:37:42,178 --> 00:37:45,639 Back off you loony critters, leave me in peace. 376 00:37:46,891 --> 00:37:50,603 What? But you're not animals, are you? 377 00:37:50,686 --> 00:37:52,563 No, its me, Zoe. 378 00:37:52,688 --> 00:37:53,272 Zoe? 379 00:37:53,355 --> 00:37:54,774 Don't you recognize me? 380 00:37:54,899 --> 00:37:56,025 He's stark raving mad. 381 00:37:56,150 --> 00:37:57,401 He wasn't like that before. 382 00:37:57,485 --> 00:37:58,527 Zoe! 383 00:37:58,652 --> 00:38:01,572 I do not fear you, ugly thing. 384 00:38:01,655 --> 00:38:04,074 My heart is pure as a fresh water spring. 385 00:38:05,993 --> 00:38:08,412 Over there, don't you see a knight? 386 00:38:11,415 --> 00:38:14,376 Quiet, do as I say, go home. 387 00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:17,630 But, my lord, the World Gobbler? 388 00:38:22,843 --> 00:38:24,637 Forget the World Gobbler, kid. 389 00:38:26,764 --> 00:38:30,017 Are you spilling the beans again you old chatterbox? 390 00:38:30,018 --> 00:38:33,062 No, no I'm not spilling the beans. 391 00:38:33,562 --> 00:38:36,313 Hey! That's sir Gwizdo and the great knight, Lian-Chu. 392 00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:38,818 And they are gonna make kindling out of the World Gobbler. 393 00:38:39,318 --> 00:38:41,737 What? But your mad. 394 00:38:41,904 --> 00:38:45,741 Yes, you are. You are mad Aren't you? 395 00:38:45,825 --> 00:38:46,867 Answer me, I know they are. 396 00:38:49,912 --> 00:38:53,541 Your mad, mad, I know you are mad. 397 00:38:59,129 --> 00:39:02,465 I'm mad, I'm mad everybody's mad! 398 00:39:02,466 --> 00:39:06,679 Mad, mad I am so mad that I'm mad about being mad. 399 00:39:38,377 --> 00:39:41,130 Sir Lian-Chu, do you often have nightmares? 400 00:39:42,339 --> 00:39:44,757 Me too, often. The same one. 401 00:39:44,758 --> 00:39:50,973 With the skeleton dragon, enormous, and I scream and scream but nothing comes out of my mouth. 402 00:39:51,307 --> 00:39:53,809 And the Skeleton Dragon carries off everyone in sight. 403 00:39:57,688 --> 00:40:01,150 Sir Lian-Chu something around here smells bad. 404 00:40:02,359 --> 00:40:05,279 And besides, my stomach is in knots, my hands 405 00:40:05,404 --> 00:40:07,948 are sweaty, and my legs are shaking. 406 00:40:08,073 --> 00:40:10,367 And cold sweat's running down my neck. 407 00:40:10,492 --> 00:40:12,077 Is that normal? 408 00:40:12,202 --> 00:40:16,707 - Sir Lian-Chu, I think .. I want to go back home. - Shhh. 409 00:41:12,304 --> 00:41:14,390 The end of the world. 410 00:41:29,363 --> 00:41:31,824 Where did that village come from? 411 00:41:32,408 --> 00:41:36,829 Scary ghost town, or stinky forest? 412 00:41:38,956 --> 00:41:41,417 Scary ghost town. 413 00:42:12,031 --> 00:42:14,116 What's the problem? 414 00:42:16,118 --> 00:42:18,203 The big tree. 415 00:42:19,496 --> 00:42:21,582 Yeah, what about it? 416 00:42:22,207 --> 00:42:24,585 Those leaves are really strange. 417 00:42:24,710 --> 00:42:27,629 Good riddance stinky leaves. 418 00:42:31,759 --> 00:42:33,969 It's the crazy bats from the bridge! 419 00:43:15,511 --> 00:43:16,804 Open up. 420 00:43:16,929 --> 00:43:19,014 Sir Gwizdo, open the door. 421 00:43:33,237 --> 00:43:35,322 Whoa! Not the ears, not the ears! 422 00:43:55,175 --> 00:43:57,261 Good move with the barrel, kid. 423 00:43:57,469 --> 00:43:59,930 Yes .. go find your own. 424 00:44:50,189 --> 00:44:53,108 Quit bothering the sheep! 425 00:45:53,377 --> 00:45:56,129 I'll bury you alive, you ugly beast! 426 00:46:57,858 --> 00:47:00,986 Hey bats foo on you, Sir Lian-Chu is too strong for you. 427 00:47:01,403 --> 00:47:05,449 Hey bats foo on you, Sir Lian-Chu is too strong for you. 428 00:47:17,502 --> 00:47:20,380 Sir Gwizdo he left me all alone with the disgusting bats. 429 00:47:20,505 --> 00:47:22,756 I called for help, and he didn't budge. 430 00:47:22,757 --> 00:47:25,635 I knocked on the door, but he didn't even open it. 431 00:48:38,375 --> 00:48:42,295 And to think we could be relaxing on our little farm. 432 00:48:42,379 --> 00:48:45,507 We have been talking about our little farm for eons, right? 433 00:48:45,590 --> 00:48:49,136 Even since Mother Hubbards little orphan paradise. 434 00:48:49,219 --> 00:48:51,430 Hey, do you remember when we were kids? 435 00:48:51,555 --> 00:48:53,849 When I taught you how to hide cookies in your underpants, 436 00:48:53,932 --> 00:48:55,725 so the other kids wouldn't steal them. 437 00:48:55,809 --> 00:48:59,813 And you gave a wedgie to the big guy with lice every time he took my cookies! 438 00:48:59,896 --> 00:49:03,692 When the World Gobbler is dead, we can have our little farm. 439 00:49:03,817 --> 00:49:08,113 Right the great knight Lian-Chu is going to say to the World Gobbler: 440 00:49:08,238 --> 00:49:09,654 I do not fear you ugly thing. 441 00:49:09,655 --> 00:49:13,201 And poof, the World Gobbler is dead, and we're all happy as pigs. 442 00:49:13,326 --> 00:49:13,910 Stop. 443 00:49:14,035 --> 00:49:14,716 I'm not finished. 444 00:49:14,828 --> 00:49:16,748 And then nature blossoms and everything is green, 445 00:49:16,830 --> 00:49:19,499 and are little white bunnies flying all over the place. 446 00:49:19,624 --> 00:49:21,710 Stop! 447 00:49:21,835 --> 00:49:23,545 We're all gonna die! 448 00:49:23,628 --> 00:49:25,628 Because of some little girl that dreams of knights, 449 00:49:25,714 --> 00:49:27,424 but life's is not a fairy tale. 450 00:49:27,507 --> 00:49:30,635 In real life, knights, they always die. 451 00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:34,014 I don't want you die, Lian-Chu! 452 00:49:34,097 --> 00:49:38,518 So why don't you step off the village, if you don't want to come? 453 00:49:38,727 --> 00:49:40,562 So that's the way it is, huh? 454 00:49:40,645 --> 00:49:43,064 Well that's exactly what I'm gonna do. 455 00:49:43,148 --> 00:49:45,817 Farewell and good riddance, Knight Lian-Chu. 456 00:49:48,653 --> 00:49:49,696 Move. 457 00:50:03,418 --> 00:50:05,754 Why is sir Gwizdo leaving? 458 00:50:05,837 --> 00:50:07,714 Because he says we are all going to die. 459 00:50:07,839 --> 00:50:09,925 That's a crock of poop. 460 00:50:10,300 --> 00:50:11,760 Maybe he is right, after all. 461 00:50:11,885 --> 00:50:13,094 No, he is not right. 462 00:50:13,178 --> 00:50:18,058 You are the strongest, stronger than Silver Knight Gothic. 463 00:50:20,310 --> 00:50:22,562 Gwizdo says that life isn't a fairy tale. 464 00:50:22,687 --> 00:50:24,439 What does sir Gwizdo know anyway? 465 00:50:24,523 --> 00:50:26,316 And Besides, who is that Gwizdo? 466 00:50:26,317 --> 00:50:28,026 Lord Pain in the Butt? 467 00:50:28,193 --> 00:50:29,777 Sir Old Fart? 468 00:50:29,778 --> 00:50:32,072 Mr. Blister foot? 469 00:50:33,406 --> 00:50:35,784 He was my one friend. 470 00:53:08,937 --> 00:53:10,021 What are you doing here? 471 00:53:10,105 --> 00:53:11,690 Hello, Sir Gwizdo. 472 00:53:11,815 --> 00:53:14,818 So the rats jumping the ship, is he? 473 00:53:15,068 --> 00:53:16,528 What's this circus all about? 474 00:53:16,653 --> 00:53:19,698 - You're Abandoning your friends. - Lord McChicken. 475 00:53:19,823 --> 00:53:22,200 Wait a sec', what do you ladies want? 476 00:53:22,283 --> 00:53:24,035 To me feel guilty, is that it? 477 00:53:24,119 --> 00:53:24,994 Scaredy pants. 478 00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:27,580 Scaredy pants? Yeah, and so what? 479 00:53:27,664 --> 00:53:29,999 You think I look like the hero of this fairy tale? 480 00:53:30,083 --> 00:53:33,545 And Lian-Chu, what's gonna happen to him? 481 00:53:34,546 --> 00:53:35,920 He won't listen to me. 482 00:53:35,921 --> 00:53:37,340 Sir I'm shaking like a leaf .. 483 00:53:37,465 --> 00:53:39,551 Sir I'm sh-sh-shaking like a leaf. 484 00:53:39,634 --> 00:53:40,760 It's all Zoes fault. 485 00:53:40,844 --> 00:53:42,637 - And the lie. - Sir rip off artist. 486 00:53:42,721 --> 00:53:43,430 Shut up! 487 00:53:43,555 --> 00:53:45,056 I didn't choose to be small and poor. 488 00:53:45,140 --> 00:53:46,261 Do not forget ugly and mean. 489 00:53:46,307 --> 00:53:48,560 Exactly, ugly and mean! 490 00:53:48,643 --> 00:53:53,064 Now get out of here, scram just scram, bats, 491 00:53:53,189 --> 00:53:56,359 I do not believe in heroism and "happily ever after."! 492 00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:58,987 And animals that talk! 493 00:54:02,282 --> 00:54:04,367 Animals that talk. 494 00:54:19,841 --> 00:54:21,926 Gwizdo. 495 00:54:30,143 --> 00:54:32,228 Zoe. 496 00:54:57,003 --> 00:54:59,088 Lian-Chu. 497 00:55:37,168 --> 00:55:39,254 Sir Lian-Chu. 498 00:55:43,466 --> 00:55:44,592 Sir Lian-Chu. 499 00:55:44,676 --> 00:55:48,596 Weird things are happening underneath the village. 500 00:55:49,138 --> 00:55:51,224 Just wait for me here. 501 00:55:52,308 --> 00:55:56,521 Tell me honestly kid, what do I have at the end of my arms? 502 00:55:56,604 --> 00:55:57,480 Hands? 503 00:55:57,605 --> 00:55:59,691 Wrong! 504 00:56:00,984 --> 00:56:03,069 Hello, there little Zoe. 505 00:56:05,196 --> 00:56:08,491 Lian-Chu, Sir Gwizdo is doing weird things with his hands. 506 00:56:08,575 --> 00:56:12,036 Like knight Lensflair. 507 00:56:36,311 --> 00:56:38,438 We've got to get a bigger village. 508 00:57:14,557 --> 00:57:17,226 Come on now, quit fooling around sir Gwizdo. 509 00:57:17,352 --> 00:57:19,437 It's not funny. 510 00:57:21,522 --> 00:57:24,025 Hello little kiddies. Would you like a story? 511 00:57:24,108 --> 00:57:25,902 Yes, yes, tell us a story. 512 00:57:26,027 --> 00:57:29,697 The story about the naive little girl who mistook two lowly rogues for noble knights. 513 00:57:29,822 --> 00:57:31,908 No... 514 00:57:31,991 --> 00:57:33,743 We've already heard that one. 515 00:57:33,826 --> 00:57:35,119 Then another one, another one! 516 00:57:35,244 --> 00:57:37,330 Another please, please. 517 00:57:39,791 --> 00:57:42,710 And the one about the nice hunter devoured by the World Gobbler? 518 00:57:42,794 --> 00:57:45,964 Because of some little girl who dreamed of noble knights! 519 00:57:46,089 --> 00:57:48,716 Yeah, yeah, that one really stinks. 520 00:57:48,883 --> 00:57:53,221 And one of the two red bats that strangled the little girl? 521 00:57:54,514 --> 00:57:57,058 Yes, yes, that's the one, Ha ha ha ha! 522 00:58:35,513 --> 00:58:37,598 Zoe. 523 00:58:38,391 --> 00:58:40,101 Zoe. 524 00:58:40,184 --> 00:58:42,061 Zoe! 525 00:59:20,308 --> 00:59:23,686 I can't feel my legs. 526 00:59:32,153 --> 00:59:33,863 Your legs are just fine, 527 00:59:33,946 --> 00:59:36,157 you had a bad fall, that's all. 528 00:59:37,325 --> 00:59:39,410 You were right Gwizdo. 529 00:59:40,203 --> 00:59:43,372 Life isn't a fairy tale. 530 00:59:45,374 --> 00:59:46,793 But you know, 531 00:59:46,876 --> 00:59:49,670 It doesn't matter if you're not really. 532 00:59:49,796 --> 00:59:52,882 You're still my favorite heroes. 533 00:59:54,717 --> 00:59:58,971 Lian-Chu, he's even stronger than Silver Knight Gothic, 534 00:59:59,097 --> 01:00:01,516 and that's no fairy tale. 535 01:00:01,641 --> 01:00:04,727 All you have to do is believe. 536 01:00:05,019 --> 01:00:09,357 But Lian-Chu needs you in order to succeed. 537 01:00:11,192 --> 01:00:14,570 Promise me you'll carry through 'til the end, Gwizdo 538 01:00:14,695 --> 01:00:18,032 and my death won't have been in vain. 539 01:00:21,661 --> 01:00:23,412 It's a promise Zoe. 540 01:00:23,538 --> 01:00:25,998 We're gonna make kindling out of the World Gobbler. 541 01:00:28,751 --> 01:00:30,837 Really? 542 01:00:31,504 --> 01:00:32,839 I swear we will. 543 01:00:32,964 --> 01:00:35,049 Thank you, Gwizdo! 544 01:00:35,466 --> 01:00:37,552 But, you. 545 01:00:37,969 --> 01:00:38,970 You're not hurt? 546 01:00:39,053 --> 01:00:40,388 Nope. 547 01:00:40,513 --> 01:00:42,598 I just fell down there. 548 01:00:44,892 --> 01:00:47,103 You, but that that's immoral. 549 01:00:47,562 --> 01:00:49,313 Do you realize what a fright you gave us? 550 01:00:49,438 --> 01:00:50,815 You were really scared? 551 01:00:50,898 --> 01:00:52,483 Of course I was! 552 01:00:52,567 --> 01:00:55,695 That means that love me. 553 01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:02,658 Okay, partys over guys. 554 01:01:02,659 --> 01:01:04,745 We got us a World Gobbler to slay. 555 01:01:54,754 --> 01:01:57,423 What's that giant tree? 556 01:02:04,096 --> 01:02:06,182 It's for scale sir. 557 01:02:10,144 --> 01:02:11,687 That noise, what is it? 558 01:02:11,771 --> 01:02:13,064 Is that an earthquake? 559 01:02:13,189 --> 01:02:14,148 No, 560 01:02:14,273 --> 01:02:16,359 it was snoring. 561 01:02:16,567 --> 01:02:18,653 We have to find it. 562 01:03:46,073 --> 01:03:47,658 Take cover! 563 01:03:47,742 --> 01:03:49,827 Monster bat? 564 01:03:52,079 --> 01:03:54,165 My nightmare. 565 01:03:55,374 --> 01:03:58,919 That's the skeleton dragon of my nightmares. 566 01:04:31,243 --> 01:04:33,329 Lian-Chu come back! 567 01:05:15,830 --> 01:05:17,915 Lian-Chu run! 568 01:05:48,696 --> 01:05:50,990 Help, Lian-Chu! 569 01:06:13,220 --> 01:06:16,849 I'm sorry Gwizdo, we are all going to die! 570 01:06:17,433 --> 01:06:21,145 Zoe look at me, we gotta believe, isn't that what you said? 571 01:06:21,270 --> 01:06:23,689 So hang on, hang on, hang on. 572 01:06:23,772 --> 01:06:27,151 I believe, I believe, I believe. 573 01:06:38,537 --> 01:06:44,126 I believe, I believe. 574 01:06:52,593 --> 01:06:54,678 Lian-Chu! 575 01:07:36,220 --> 01:07:38,305 Lian-Chu! 576 01:07:46,689 --> 01:07:48,774 Leave them alone! 577 01:08:05,291 --> 01:08:08,294 I do not fear you, ugly thing. 578 01:08:08,836 --> 01:08:13,799 My heart is pure as a fresh water spring. 579 01:09:05,768 --> 01:09:08,145 Get up Lian-Chu! 580 01:09:18,530 --> 01:09:20,616 Go for it, Lian-Chu! 581 01:11:14,438 --> 01:11:16,732 Everything is really pretty now. 582 01:11:25,616 --> 01:11:27,743 Now over there will be the barn. 583 01:11:28,619 --> 01:11:30,704 And there the chicken coops. 584 01:11:31,079 --> 01:11:32,288 What do you mean? 585 01:11:32,289 --> 01:11:33,538 Our little farm old buddy. 586 01:11:33,539 --> 01:11:35,167 With sheep for your wool. 587 01:11:37,878 --> 01:11:41,131 And there the mill, for bread, a big mill. 588 01:11:41,256 --> 01:11:44,510 And over there your sheep barn, and when I say sheep barn .. 589 01:11:44,511 --> 01:11:46,970 I mean a real sheep barn. 590 01:11:57,648 --> 01:11:59,733 And here, our house. 591 01:12:05,322 --> 01:12:08,242 With your bed room, my bed room 592 01:12:10,953 --> 01:12:13,038 and Zoes bed room. 593 01:12:13,539 --> 01:12:17,376 A big room with a view of the flying bunny rabbits, 594 01:12:17,501 --> 01:12:19,545 whenever she comes to see us during the holidays, right? 595 01:12:19,628 --> 01:12:21,713 Yes! 596 01:12:29,263 --> 01:12:31,640 So we gonna go pick up Uncle Arnies cash? 597 01:12:31,765 --> 01:12:33,851 We certainly deserve it. 598 01:13:04,548 --> 01:13:07,759 Where are my noble knights? 599 01:13:10,470 --> 01:13:13,724 But, but my great and wealthy Lord, we're here. 600 01:13:13,807 --> 01:13:14,641 You? 601 01:13:14,725 --> 01:13:19,688 Yeah, Lian-Chu and Gwizdo, ya know, dragon hunters. 602 01:13:21,565 --> 01:13:24,860 All right look, isn't that your X at the bottom of this parchment? 603 01:13:24,943 --> 01:13:26,445 Alright, enough of this, 604 01:13:26,570 --> 01:13:28,488 I don't see any hunters. 605 01:13:28,572 --> 01:13:31,366 What I see are two coarse and lowly rogues... 606 01:13:31,450 --> 01:13:35,162 With all due respect, my Lord, I do believe I did warn you. 607 01:13:35,245 --> 01:13:39,207 But Uncle, it's really true, Lian-Chu killed the World Gobbler. 608 01:13:39,333 --> 01:13:42,002 That is why you were cured and nature has blossomed, 609 01:13:42,085 --> 01:13:43,921 and there are little bunnies everywhere. 610 01:13:44,046 --> 01:13:47,257 And you little runaway, your tall tales will get you nowhere. 611 01:13:47,341 --> 01:13:50,302 They are not tall tales, the Lian-Chu is a hero. 612 01:13:50,427 --> 01:13:52,721 Get out of my sight insolent girl. 613 01:13:52,804 --> 01:13:55,724 Your eyes are even more inside out than before. 614 01:13:55,807 --> 01:13:58,936 Off to the convent, little pest. 615 01:13:59,269 --> 01:14:01,355 So much the better. 616 01:14:03,190 --> 01:14:06,568 Because I would rather go to the crooked tooth convent than 617 01:14:06,652 --> 01:14:10,322 live with a bitter, heartless, ugly old fart who doesn't even love me. 618 01:14:10,447 --> 01:14:12,782 Zoe get back here immediately. 619 01:14:12,783 --> 01:14:14,159 Zoes right! 620 01:14:14,242 --> 01:14:17,955 Your really a looser, and besides, your mean to little girls 621 01:14:18,080 --> 01:14:22,584 you don't know Zoe, she is kind, she's courageous, and she's intelligent, 622 01:14:22,668 --> 01:14:26,922 she deserves so much better than a dishonest, self centered, meiserly old uncle, 623 01:14:27,547 --> 01:14:30,300 and with all due respect I have for the boogers in my nose 624 01:14:30,384 --> 01:14:36,515 I would like to know what Lord Arnold, The Butt Wipe, has to say about that! 625 01:14:45,565 --> 01:14:49,444 Ooh. I tell ya kings are not respectable people. 626 01:14:50,028 --> 01:14:53,448 It was when you called him Arnold the Butt Wipe, that he really got mad. 627 01:14:53,573 --> 01:14:57,244 Hey, hey, just a sec there Mr. coward, you could have done something. 628 01:14:57,327 --> 01:14:59,955 Why, you did a great job on your own. 629 01:15:00,080 --> 01:15:02,958 A great job, are you pulling my leg? 630 01:15:03,083 --> 01:15:07,421 If it wasn't for you, Zoe would have gotten spanked on her bare bottom. 631 01:15:11,091 --> 01:15:12,718 You know, 632 01:15:12,801 --> 01:15:14,886 you're right. 633 01:15:17,389 --> 01:15:20,017 You think that we'll see Zoe again someday? 634 01:15:20,100 --> 01:15:21,309 Forget about her buddy. 635 01:15:21,435 --> 01:15:23,145 Look at us, nothing has changed, 636 01:15:23,228 --> 01:15:29,776 we're still two course and lowly rouges just good for getting our butts kicked by royalty. 637 01:15:30,318 --> 01:15:32,946 Hey, wait up for me, noble knights. 638 01:15:33,030 --> 01:15:35,532 Zoe, what are you doing here? 639 01:15:35,615 --> 01:15:38,452 The old crooked tooth isn't my style. 640 01:15:39,036 --> 01:15:42,372 I'm gonna go live on the little farm with you guys. 641 01:15:42,456 --> 01:15:44,041 What little farm? 642 01:15:44,124 --> 01:15:47,169 You know, the one you dream of, 643 01:15:47,836 --> 01:15:52,424 with a big mill and the barn and sheep, for wool. 644 01:15:57,095 --> 01:16:00,098 Zoe, I love you. 645 01:16:14,279 --> 01:16:17,240 THE END51297

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