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I do not fear you, ugly thing.
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My heart is pure
as a fresh water spring.
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The Silver Knight Gothic was standing,
facing the terrible skeleton dragon.
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That stared at him,
with his big, ugly empty eyes.
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With my silver daggers
I shall lop off your head.
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Jus.
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Justice will be done only
when you are dead.
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The terrible skeleton dragon
stumbled and staggered
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and collapsed with an agonizing groan,
that sent shivers down the spine.
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The frail King emerged from his hiding place
to congratulate the noble Silver Knight Gothic.
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Enough you little pest.
Clean everything up.
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But my lord Gildas,
I am playing the "Silver Knight Gothic."
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Your uncle, the good lord Arnold,
awaits us for supper.
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Still no sign of them, my good lord?
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Nothing, Gildas, nothing at all.
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I can no longer see, but I am absolutely certain
my faithful knights will never return.
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With all due respect, my lord,
you have allowed dispair to overcome you.
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Do you want me to dance a Jig?
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Come, come now mi'lord.
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Where are those days of yore when my
castle did shine in all its glory?
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Where are my men, my guards,
my five players?
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Alas they have all fled, my good lord.
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I may be blind, Gildas,
but I am nobodys fool.
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It is quite clear that no one wishes to
remain in this fortress.
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Who would want to live here,
in fear of the World Gobbler.
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Speaking of which, it is night time to send
your niece to a safe haven.
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To the convent of the crooked
tooth Sisters.
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Gildas, if only I'dve had a nephew
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I could have taught him the basic principles
of Dragon hunting.
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Yes, please Uncle, that would be so darn neat.
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It's not that I would rather have you be a boy,
my little girl, but the fact is you are not one.
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Hunting just isn't suitable for little girls.
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It's Granion of Bismuth, my uncle.
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Granion.
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You're alive!
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And the World Gobbler,
have you seen him, have you slain him?
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Cease your stupid groaning!
I'll take you late.
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Now where are my other loyal knights?
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With all due respect, my lord, our faithful
Granion is but a pile of ashes.
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- The Smoldering Knights.
- Another sign, my lord.
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Raise the Drawbridge,
lower the Portcullis.
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- We've got to get a bigger Knight.
- You, go pack your bags, you're going to the crooked tooth.
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Lock all the doors,
and bring me my battleaxe and sword.
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Gildas!
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We've got to get the Silver Knight Gothic.
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The tail Lian-chu, the tail. Teach him a lesson.
You hear me? Go on!
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Hit him in the tail! Go! Go!
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On your feet.
Keep your guard up.
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And don't let him barf on you.
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Victory.
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Okay, fun's over guys.
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Let's see, here we go;
Article 3, clause 2: States.
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Upon receipt of the slain Momularis,
Fat John of Wickashire shall
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pay the measly sum of 24 Guinneas
to the valerous dragon hunters.
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I do not see any hunters.
All I see is a bevy of clowns.
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Walking disaster.
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Look what your bonehead there did to my cabbage
patch with his goof ball antics.
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Fat John of Wickashire, look at me.
Isn't that your x there at the bottom of the contract?
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Enough said river rat,
you're gettin' diddly squat.
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Do you want to get my muscle bulging
buddy all riled up, is that what you want?
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Move out of my fields.
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And take the clown with you.
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Oooh, the mutt wants his doggy food huh?
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Dear me.
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Great, I just tore my tights.
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What's the matter Gwizdo, are you mad?
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You think, that for once
you could take your job seriously?
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It is always the same old circus, Lian-chu.
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All you do is clown around for the peanut gallery.
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But I don't do it on purpose.
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And it's a blimey good thing too
Why, praytell, do you think these hicks never pay?
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Because they've got no money?
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No! They rip us off
because you're not credible.
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What does credible mean?
I do not know.
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Take Hector here for example.
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Hector, with his big fangs and all that fur,
well, he's credible.
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And that's why the hicks are scared of him.
You get it?
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You don't get it.
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Look, a dragon hunter who's credible
makes the whole earth shake when he walks.
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Right? Like Boom, Boom.
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And if he has to,
he smacks his debtors a couple of times.
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Fork over the money!
Get the picture?
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Hitting customers,
that's being credible?
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Another example.
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Do you think it's credible a dragon hunter
who likes to knit?
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But I tore a hole in my.
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You got Mandular boogers on the brain or what?
You Knucklehead, knitting is something old ladies do.
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It was my mother who taught me.
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Look, I'm sorry, I didn't really mean what I said about knitting.
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If you want a more credible friend,
why don't you go look for one?
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Do not be ridiculous, I could never
find a better friend than you.
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- You're just saying that so I won't be angry.
- Stop it.
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Who do you want me to hire as a partner?
Fat John of Wickashire?
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No way, we're a real team,
me and you.
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Yeah, Hector. The three of us.
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Say Gwizdo, you think we'll
have our little farm someday?
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Of course we will, you'll see.
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A quiet little house on the water.
And we'll have chickens, cows, pigs.
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And we can have sheep.
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For the wool.
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Yeah, right, and you'll knit me a
shawl and wollen underwear for the winter.
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What?
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- Electric Dragons.
- This might make some quick cash.
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Lian-chu, wait for me!
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Whoa! Silver Knight Gothic.
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Uhm, no, it's me Lian-chu.
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You just saved my life, my.
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Lordy leapin lizards,
two grilled jimbobs for the price of one.
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Well, when I say price,
it's just my way of talking, k?
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Now we got two jimbob dragons, night terror
30 Guineas are payable on delivery.
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Got the money on you, kid?
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- Umm, no.
- Figures.
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But of course your daddys got money, right?
Where are your parents?
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They're dead, mister.
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What misfortune.
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Once again we work for peanuts!
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What you been doing in the woods at night,
without a Guinea in your pocket?
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Uuh I'm looking for a noble knights
for my uncle, who is very, very rich.
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Wait a minute, very, very rich?
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You are real knights,
aren't you, my lord?
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The knight Lian-chu was hiding
behind the village gates.
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The sun was up, bloodthirsty
dragons were attacking from all sides,
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The Knight Lian-chu was alone,
you see?
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- Alone against all odds.
- And then?
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And then, Knight Lian-chu grabs
onto a roof by the tips of his teeth.
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- By his teeth?
- Yeah!
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And he leaps above the horde holloring.
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And after that, after that, my lord?
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After that, Knight
Lian-chu jumps into the crowd,
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A smack here -
and a whack there.
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Wham barn thank you ma'am,
he ducks, a sword in each hand.
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And he sends them all flying with a kick to the butt,
a real massacre.
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- Wow.
- They took about a whole weekto clear the village.
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Whoa, that's unreal.
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Almost as fabulous as
Silver Knight Gothic.
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- What? Competition?
- Silver Knight Gothic.
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The hero of legends.
He also slaps around dragons.
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With strength, courage and generous spirit.
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Yeah?
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Well, its kind of like that,
except for the generous part.
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One shouldn't believe everything you
read in fairy tales, right kid?
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You see, were more of a.
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Wandering Knights.
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In any case, Uncle Arnold
is going to be happy to see you.
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Real big.
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I'm going to have to be darn credible now.
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My lords and ladies.
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How ya doin? Put a smile and
open up your bulging purses.
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Sir Gwizdo and Knight Lian-chu,
the greatest dragon hunters of.
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Who dares to disturb me
during my CLISTER.
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With all due respect my lord, it is two
miserable louts and your niece.
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- Not at all.
- Zoe.
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They are wandering knights, uncle.
They just saved my life.
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Go to your room,
you little runaway.
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Uncle.
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Tomorrow it's off to the crooked tooth..
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You, what feats have you done?
Besides putting up with my niece?
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Us? Well, The noble knight
Lian-chu is famous in many a land,
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and his fearless feats have
inspired so many before him
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- that the.
- Spare me the folklore.
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Warrior, take a step forward.
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He's got muscles
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and, raw power!
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Yes, the attributes
of a true warrior.
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Your Highness, if you please,
they are but.
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Shut up, Gildas.
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Lets roll son,
I have a mission for you.
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Every twenty seasons,
the most terrifying dragon alive wakes up,
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and leaves his lair
at the far end of the world.
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When he comes, he devours entire regions,
burns villages by the hundreds
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swallows fortresses whole,
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before returning to his lair,
leaving only ashes behind.
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Gildas!
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I have inscribed on this calendar
all of the signs of his awakening.
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Look, the Crenelations collapse.
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The smoldering Knights.
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The red cloud.
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The bridges sailing away.
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The sinking villages.
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And talking animals.
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When all of these signs have appeared,
my boy,
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He will have returned
the Devourer of Life.
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The World Gobbler.
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I have seen him son.
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I once lifted my sword before him.
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And the mere sight of his fiery gaze
drove my own eyes back into my skull.
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Since then, all I can see
is a dead grey landscape
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a terrible place where there is no life,
and no joy.
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What is that little tree there,
next to the dragon?
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That is for scale dear Knight.
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Go to his kingdom, enter his lair,
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far off in the west,
beyond the end of the world
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and strike him while he sleeps.
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Before its too late.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah but no.
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It is a cruel blow, but look at that,
were all booked up.
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Strike him dead and the world will be saved.
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Lian-chu, say goodbye,
were disturbing the man.
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My health and sight will return.
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And I will cover you in gold.
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Dear client, if you can make room for
his head in your museum of horrors.
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But first let me show you our
standard contract.
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Special little advance for
travel expenses.
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And since were among
noble knights.
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A large purse of gold should
do the trick nicely.
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Modern methods, why not?
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Gildas!
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Yah, just put an X there, here, here and there.
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Roll, roll, roll.
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The red cloud, my lord.
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Saddle up my good brave Knights.
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Keep heading west my lords,
until the end of the world.
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Yes, for sure, for sure, old man. Of course Gildas.
Say hi to the misses will ya?
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Yes, yes, Ha, ha ha!
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Yes! Yes! Who who who!
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Where you going?
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Coiff a cold one buddy, is not every day that
we get to rip off a blind of geezer.
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That's not the way
to the end of the world.
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Lian-chu, don't you understand,
who cares about their end of the world?
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We are rich.
You know what this is?
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- An advance?
- This is our little farm, buddy.
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The one of our comfy little dreams,
with sheep everywhere?
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Now let's get out of here,
while the beasties are busy.
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I am coming with you, my lords.
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What? Zoe, you can't
be serious.
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Sure I am.
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My uncle told me I had to come with
you to the end of the world.
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Really? Weren't you punished?
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No... And what he also said was that
I should learn the rudiments of the trade.
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No, no, no and no.
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You go home, explain to Uncle Arnold
that, Lord Gwizdo does not take on apprentices.
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He also said that if you don't
want to take me, he would.
233
00:26:46,941 --> 00:26:48,191
He would what?
234
00:26:48,983 --> 00:26:51,694
He would spank your
bare bottom in public.
235
00:26:51,695 --> 00:26:54,072
My bare bottom? In public?
236
00:27:57,468 --> 00:28:00,638
For crying out loud,
and he's spitting fire besides!
237
00:28:02,098 --> 00:28:05,226
No, what I meant was he
was doing it with his mouth, Hector.
238
00:28:14,652 --> 00:28:16,237
I don't see what's so funny.
239
00:29:10,541 --> 00:29:14,295
Wow! You sure messed up that big red dragon good,
Sir Lian-chu.
240
00:29:14,545 --> 00:29:18,925
That was so unreal,
I am so fabulously impressed.
241
00:29:19,509 --> 00:29:22,345
I've got to find my flail.
242
00:29:22,470 --> 00:29:26,973
Your funny sword? Wait for me,
Sir Lian-chu, I'm going to find it for you.
243
00:29:26,974 --> 00:29:30,228
Okay, Sir Lian-chu's groupy,
your backstage chatter
244
00:29:30,353 --> 00:29:32,561
is very close to driving me bonkers.
245
00:29:32,562 --> 00:29:34,274
Tough luck for the public spanking.
246
00:29:34,357 --> 00:29:35,024
So fabulously
247
00:29:35,441 --> 00:29:35,941
Zoe.
248
00:29:36,401 --> 00:29:38,486
You grab your bag and you get lost.
249
00:29:38,569 --> 00:29:41,656
You go home now.
We Don't travel well with little kids.
250
00:29:54,127 --> 00:29:58,963
Strange, but I have this funny feeling
that some real doe doe is gonna start flying.
251
00:29:58,964 --> 00:30:02,925
And Sir Knight Lian-chu was on the western bridge,
with a big red dragon
252
00:30:02,926 --> 00:30:06,804
who's breathing fire, and said to him,
in his big, deep voice:
253
00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:10,560
I am not scared of you, Big Red,
one move from you and you are dead.
254
00:30:10,561 --> 00:30:14,354
Who is the man of a thousand teeth.
255
00:30:14,355 --> 00:30:17,108
The terror of dragons far and near.
256
00:30:21,362 --> 00:30:23,655
Who is the man of the day.
257
00:30:23,656 --> 00:30:29,078
It is him, of course, Silver Knight Gothic.
258
00:30:29,162 --> 00:30:30,911
How did you become a
real Knight, Lian-chu?
259
00:30:30,912 --> 00:30:32,330
Did you go to knight school?
260
00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:35,043
Wow this is really unreal
taking me with you.
261
00:30:35,044 --> 00:30:37,211
I mean, really unreal!
262
00:30:37,670 --> 00:30:39,795
Are there girl knights?
Cause me, I want to be a girl knight.
263
00:30:39,796 --> 00:30:42,882
And that time you were hanging from the tips of your teeth
How'd you do that?
264
00:30:42,883 --> 00:30:45,678
And your funny sword there, is it a magic sword?
265
00:30:46,929 --> 00:30:48,387
Umm, I don't really know know.
266
00:30:48,388 --> 00:30:50,598
The Silver Knight Gothic, he's modest too.
267
00:30:50,599 --> 00:30:51,223
He always says:
268
00:30:51,224 --> 00:30:53,893
The modesty is the sign of
great knights like me. <.
269
00:30:53,894 --> 00:30:55,603
He's my favorite fairy tale hero.
270
00:30:55,604 --> 00:30:57,229
I would love to meet him one day.
271
00:30:57,230 --> 00:31:01,069
And become his best friend,
and his future girl knight unreal.
272
00:31:01,070 --> 00:31:04,197
But you can't in real life.
Huh bummer.
273
00:31:05,114 --> 00:31:08,034
I can't take it.
I'm gonna hang myself.
274
00:31:09,994 --> 00:31:11,245
They're only blisters.
275
00:31:12,497 --> 00:31:13,498
Put some herbs on 'em.
276
00:31:13,581 --> 00:31:16,417
I'm not talking about my blisters,
I am talking about princess blabber mouth.
277
00:31:16,501 --> 00:31:19,796
A fire, a fire,
let's make a big fire!
278
00:31:22,215 --> 00:31:26,052
In any case, did you see how
credible I am with her?
279
00:31:26,135 --> 00:31:26,636
Yeah.
280
00:31:26,719 --> 00:31:30,346
But the idea of being credible, Lian-Chu was
take Uncle Arnold's money and run.
281
00:31:30,347 --> 00:31:33,224
Not to play the knights and dragons,
till the end of the world.
282
00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:36,187
The best friend of Lian-Chu always
went to get wood for the fire
283
00:31:36,188 --> 00:31:39,190
along with the
funny blue dog who talks.
284
00:31:41,067 --> 00:31:46,364
Say there sir, am I mistaken or is
your dog is a bit weird?
285
00:31:46,739 --> 00:31:48,572
So, are you going to tell her that
we are not real knights?
286
00:31:48,573 --> 00:31:53,037
Yeah, right, and that we ripped off uncle fish eyes
and then she goes and spills the beans.
287
00:31:53,287 --> 00:31:55,581
No buddy,
we're in deep doe doe here.
288
00:31:56,791 --> 00:31:58,918
He sure is weird.
289
00:31:59,001 --> 00:32:00,378
But what do we do now?
290
00:32:00,461 --> 00:32:01,382
Ditch her in the woods.
291
00:32:01,504 --> 00:32:04,966
There is no crying, no fuss, no
explanations Yeah, it's a sure fire method.
292
00:32:05,049 --> 00:32:08,344
And with a little luck she'll be
gobbled up by wild beasts.
293
00:32:08,428 --> 00:32:09,429
Are you sure?
294
00:32:09,554 --> 00:32:10,346
You bet I am.
295
00:32:10,430 --> 00:32:12,390
That World Gobbler and his of the little tree?
296
00:32:12,391 --> 00:32:13,432
Not for me.
297
00:32:13,433 --> 00:32:16,185
Tonight we'll wait till she falls asleep,
and zip, we're out of here.
298
00:32:17,019 --> 00:32:18,312
Whose is this?
299
00:32:20,731 --> 00:32:22,817
It's Gwizdo's.
300
00:32:23,234 --> 00:32:24,527
That's so funny, sir
301
00:32:25,027 --> 00:32:28,447
I'm really sorry, but knitting is for grannies.
302
00:32:28,448 --> 00:32:29,198
No, it's not.
303
00:32:29,282 --> 00:32:30,158
It certainly is.
304
00:32:30,283 --> 00:32:32,785
She is absolutely right. Knitting
is for old ladies.
305
00:32:32,910 --> 00:32:36,205
The truth is my mother taught me
and knitting relaxes me
306
00:32:36,289 --> 00:32:38,291
especially after a long hard day.
307
00:32:38,416 --> 00:32:42,837
So scram, scat, and go
play with good old fido.
308
00:33:03,733 --> 00:33:05,860
You really have a super ton of scars, sir.
309
00:33:05,943 --> 00:33:07,612
Say, those are hunting wounds,
right?
310
00:33:07,737 --> 00:33:09,572
Do they hurt? Me too. I've got some.
311
00:33:09,697 --> 00:33:11,741
That one was a wild squirrel when I
was playing in the trees.
312
00:33:11,824 --> 00:33:14,994
And rhat was a duck that was
fabulously angry one day.
313
00:33:15,119 --> 00:33:17,413
We used to have tons of ducks before
my parents died of Cholera.
314
00:33:17,538 --> 00:33:19,298
And then my uncle brought me
to his fortress.
315
00:33:19,373 --> 00:33:21,459
Don't you ever get tired?
316
00:33:21,709 --> 00:33:25,755
Sure, but I always need a
bed time story to get me to sleep.
317
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:26,881
A bed time story?
318
00:33:27,006 --> 00:33:28,966
Yes, just a short one.
319
00:33:29,050 --> 00:33:30,009
Please, sir.
320
00:33:30,134 --> 00:33:33,012
You mean just one short story
and you go to sleep?
321
00:33:33,095 --> 00:33:38,351
Hey hey, no problem then, but it's one story
and then bedie bye, right? Then you fall asleep, okay?
322
00:33:38,476 --> 00:33:40,561
Let's do it.
323
00:33:46,776 --> 00:33:48,861
Silver Knight Gothic.
324
00:33:49,946 --> 00:33:54,283
And brave Silver Knight Gothic wrenched
the terrifying creature out of the shadows,
325
00:33:54,408 --> 00:33:58,329
His shiny scales were dripping
blood from the children he had just devoured
326
00:33:58,412 --> 00:34:02,500
and whose terrifying screams still echoed
in the bone chilling wind of the labarynth.
327
00:34:02,625 --> 00:34:04,710
The fat slimy creature growled
328
00:34:04,835 --> 00:34:07,088
revealing his
sharp, crooked, yellow fangs
329
00:34:07,213 --> 00:34:09,006
he moved away from the oozing wall.
330
00:34:09,131 --> 00:34:11,884
The Silver Knight Gothic stared him
straight in the eye and said,
331
00:34:12,009 --> 00:34:13,594
with a voice that did not waiver:
332
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:17,598
I am not afraid of you,
dreadful thing
333
00:34:17,890 --> 00:34:22,645
for my heart is pure
as a fresh water spring.
334
00:34:22,770 --> 00:34:27,900
With my silver daggers
I shall lop off your head
335
00:34:28,150 --> 00:34:30,778
and justice will be done only
when you are dead.
336
00:34:30,903 --> 00:34:34,407
And the Silver Knight Gothic threw his silver daggers
that sparkle like diamonds
337
00:34:34,532 --> 00:34:37,159
and the monster died a terrible agony.
338
00:34:39,036 --> 00:34:41,497
Well, I never.
339
00:34:42,164 --> 00:34:44,083
It's no wonder this girl
is a live wire.
340
00:34:44,166 --> 00:34:47,545
Kids should not be reading this stuff.
341
00:34:50,673 --> 00:34:56,053
Hey, she is fast asleep, Lian-Chu,
This is our chance, lets go.
342
00:34:56,137 --> 00:34:58,639
Hey, Lian-Chu, are you asleep?
343
00:35:00,308 --> 00:35:03,019
Come on, Lian-Chu,
Get up. Can you hear me?
344
00:35:03,102 --> 00:35:04,854
Lian-Chu, wake up.
345
00:35:04,979 --> 00:35:06,772
Hurry will ya', yah, look at me.
346
00:35:06,897 --> 00:35:09,942
Get up, get up, come on, come on Lian-Chu.
347
00:35:10,026 --> 00:35:11,401
Hey buddy, wake up.
348
00:35:11,402 --> 00:35:13,112
Can you hear me?
349
00:35:21,704 --> 00:35:22,705
Have a bad sleep?
350
00:35:22,830 --> 00:35:26,667
Tonight if you start snoring
again, I'm chopping of your nose.
351
00:35:28,044 --> 00:35:29,128
I was faking.
352
00:35:29,253 --> 00:35:30,421
What?
353
00:35:30,504 --> 00:35:32,006
You did that?
354
00:35:32,089 --> 00:35:33,341
But that is immoral.
355
00:35:33,424 --> 00:35:35,926
One doesn't abandon
children in the woods.
356
00:35:36,010 --> 00:35:37,428
Of course you do.
357
00:35:37,511 --> 00:35:42,099
Our little farm Lian-Chu It's right there.
And you because of some little girl who thinks ..
358
00:35:42,183 --> 00:35:43,517
She will get lost.
359
00:35:43,643 --> 00:35:44,935
I'm ready.
360
00:35:45,061 --> 00:35:49,357
Me, what I really like is a Bulgarian omelette,
are the little pieces of mushrooms inside.
361
00:35:49,482 --> 00:35:54,153
Mmm, unreal so I ate the little pieces of mushrooms and
then Gildas he tries to make me eat the eggs.
362
00:35:54,236 --> 00:35:56,904
How bout' you, do you like eggs, sir Lian-Chu?
363
00:35:56,905 --> 00:35:58,783
To be honest, eggs, well I think they smell like stinky.
364
00:35:58,949 --> 00:35:59,450
Yeah, well.
365
00:35:59,451 --> 00:36:01,661
We are lost, too old buddy.
366
00:37:05,975 --> 00:37:08,352
Okay, let's be honest,
it's surely not that way.
367
00:37:08,477 --> 00:37:11,230
On the other hand if we take the little
side bridge there, we reach
368
00:37:11,313 --> 00:37:13,633
the pretty little field of daisies
where we were yesterday.
369
00:37:14,024 --> 00:37:16,569
But sir Gwizdo, isn't it that way to the
end of the world?
370
00:37:16,694 --> 00:37:19,655
Okay, so it's fabulously unreal
that were taking you with us on our little adventure,
371
00:37:19,780 --> 00:37:22,450
Why don't you bug off and
let us work.
372
00:37:22,533 --> 00:37:25,411
And besides, no kid's
gonna teach me my geography, ok?
373
00:37:25,494 --> 00:37:29,081
Lensflair. It's sir Lensflair,
one of my uncle's best knights.
374
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:39,633
Anatole, are you okay?
375
00:37:42,178 --> 00:37:45,639
Back off you loony critters,
leave me in peace.
376
00:37:46,891 --> 00:37:50,603
What? But you're not
animals, are you?
377
00:37:50,686 --> 00:37:52,563
No, its me, Zoe.
378
00:37:52,688 --> 00:37:53,272
Zoe?
379
00:37:53,355 --> 00:37:54,774
Don't you recognize me?
380
00:37:54,899 --> 00:37:56,025
He's stark raving mad.
381
00:37:56,150 --> 00:37:57,401
He wasn't like that before.
382
00:37:57,485 --> 00:37:58,527
Zoe!
383
00:37:58,652 --> 00:38:01,572
I do not fear you, ugly thing.
384
00:38:01,655 --> 00:38:04,074
My heart is pure as
a fresh water spring.
385
00:38:05,993 --> 00:38:08,412
Over there, don't you see a knight?
386
00:38:11,415 --> 00:38:14,376
Quiet, do as I say, go home.
387
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:17,630
But, my lord, the World Gobbler?
388
00:38:22,843 --> 00:38:24,637
Forget the World Gobbler, kid.
389
00:38:26,764 --> 00:38:30,017
Are you spilling the beans again you old chatterbox?
390
00:38:30,018 --> 00:38:33,062
No, no I'm not spilling the beans.
391
00:38:33,562 --> 00:38:36,313
Hey! That's sir Gwizdo and the great knight,
Lian-Chu.
392
00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:38,818
And they are gonna make kindling
out of the World Gobbler.
393
00:38:39,318 --> 00:38:41,737
What? But your mad.
394
00:38:41,904 --> 00:38:45,741
Yes, you are.
You are mad Aren't you?
395
00:38:45,825 --> 00:38:46,867
Answer me, I know they are.
396
00:38:49,912 --> 00:38:53,541
Your mad, mad, I know you are mad.
397
00:38:59,129 --> 00:39:02,465
I'm mad, I'm mad
everybody's mad!
398
00:39:02,466 --> 00:39:06,679
Mad, mad
I am so mad that I'm mad about being mad.
399
00:39:38,377 --> 00:39:41,130
Sir Lian-Chu, do you often have nightmares?
400
00:39:42,339 --> 00:39:44,757
Me too, often. The same one.
401
00:39:44,758 --> 00:39:50,973
With the skeleton dragon, enormous, and I scream
and scream but nothing comes out of my mouth.
402
00:39:51,307 --> 00:39:53,809
And the Skeleton Dragon carries
off everyone in sight.
403
00:39:57,688 --> 00:40:01,150
Sir Lian-Chu something around here
smells bad.
404
00:40:02,359 --> 00:40:05,279
And besides, my stomach is in knots,
my hands
405
00:40:05,404 --> 00:40:07,948
are sweaty, and my legs are shaking.
406
00:40:08,073 --> 00:40:10,367
And cold sweat's running down my neck.
407
00:40:10,492 --> 00:40:12,077
Is that normal?
408
00:40:12,202 --> 00:40:16,707
- Sir Lian-Chu, I think .. I want to go back home.
- Shhh.
409
00:41:12,304 --> 00:41:14,390
The end of the world.
410
00:41:29,363 --> 00:41:31,824
Where did that village come from?
411
00:41:32,408 --> 00:41:36,829
Scary ghost town,
or stinky forest?
412
00:41:38,956 --> 00:41:41,417
Scary ghost town.
413
00:42:12,031 --> 00:42:14,116
What's the problem?
414
00:42:16,118 --> 00:42:18,203
The big tree.
415
00:42:19,496 --> 00:42:21,582
Yeah, what about it?
416
00:42:22,207 --> 00:42:24,585
Those leaves are really strange.
417
00:42:24,710 --> 00:42:27,629
Good riddance stinky leaves.
418
00:42:31,759 --> 00:42:33,969
It's the crazy bats from the bridge!
419
00:43:15,511 --> 00:43:16,804
Open up.
420
00:43:16,929 --> 00:43:19,014
Sir Gwizdo, open the door.
421
00:43:33,237 --> 00:43:35,322
Whoa! Not the ears, not the ears!
422
00:43:55,175 --> 00:43:57,261
Good move with the barrel, kid.
423
00:43:57,469 --> 00:43:59,930
Yes .. go find your own.
424
00:44:50,189 --> 00:44:53,108
Quit bothering the sheep!
425
00:45:53,377 --> 00:45:56,129
I'll bury you alive, you ugly beast!
426
00:46:57,858 --> 00:47:00,986
Hey bats foo on you, Sir Lian-Chu is
too strong for you.
427
00:47:01,403 --> 00:47:05,449
Hey bats foo on you, Sir Lian-Chu is
too strong for you.
428
00:47:17,502 --> 00:47:20,380
Sir Gwizdo he left me all alone
with the disgusting bats.
429
00:47:20,505 --> 00:47:22,756
I called for help, and he didn't budge.
430
00:47:22,757 --> 00:47:25,635
I knocked on the door, but
he didn't even open it.
431
00:48:38,375 --> 00:48:42,295
And to think we could be
relaxing on our little farm.
432
00:48:42,379 --> 00:48:45,507
We have been talking about our
little farm for eons, right?
433
00:48:45,590 --> 00:48:49,136
Even since Mother Hubbards little
orphan paradise.
434
00:48:49,219 --> 00:48:51,430
Hey, do you remember when we were kids?
435
00:48:51,555 --> 00:48:53,849
When I taught you how to hide
cookies in your underpants,
436
00:48:53,932 --> 00:48:55,725
so the other
kids wouldn't steal them.
437
00:48:55,809 --> 00:48:59,813
And you gave a wedgie to the big guy with
lice every time he took my cookies!
438
00:48:59,896 --> 00:49:03,692
When the World Gobbler is dead,
we can have our little farm.
439
00:49:03,817 --> 00:49:08,113
Right the great knight Lian-Chu
is going to say to the World Gobbler:
440
00:49:08,238 --> 00:49:09,654
I do not fear you ugly thing.
441
00:49:09,655 --> 00:49:13,201
And poof, the World Gobbler is dead, and we're
all happy as pigs.
442
00:49:13,326 --> 00:49:13,910
Stop.
443
00:49:14,035 --> 00:49:14,716
I'm not finished.
444
00:49:14,828 --> 00:49:16,748
And then nature blossoms
and everything is green,
445
00:49:16,830 --> 00:49:19,499
and are little white bunnies
flying all over the place.
446
00:49:19,624 --> 00:49:21,710
Stop!
447
00:49:21,835 --> 00:49:23,545
We're all gonna die!
448
00:49:23,628 --> 00:49:25,628
Because of some little girl
that dreams of knights,
449
00:49:25,714 --> 00:49:27,424
but life's is not a fairy tale.
450
00:49:27,507 --> 00:49:30,635
In real life,
knights, they always die.
451
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:34,014
I don't want you die, Lian-Chu!
452
00:49:34,097 --> 00:49:38,518
So why don't you step off the village,
if you don't want to come?
453
00:49:38,727 --> 00:49:40,562
So that's the way it is, huh?
454
00:49:40,645 --> 00:49:43,064
Well that's exactly what I'm gonna do.
455
00:49:43,148 --> 00:49:45,817
Farewell and good riddance, Knight Lian-Chu.
456
00:49:48,653 --> 00:49:49,696
Move.
457
00:50:03,418 --> 00:50:05,754
Why is sir Gwizdo leaving?
458
00:50:05,837 --> 00:50:07,714
Because he says
we are all going to die.
459
00:50:07,839 --> 00:50:09,925
That's a crock of poop.
460
00:50:10,300 --> 00:50:11,760
Maybe he is right, after all.
461
00:50:11,885 --> 00:50:13,094
No, he is not right.
462
00:50:13,178 --> 00:50:18,058
You are the strongest,
stronger than Silver Knight Gothic.
463
00:50:20,310 --> 00:50:22,562
Gwizdo says that life
isn't a fairy tale.
464
00:50:22,687 --> 00:50:24,439
What does sir Gwizdo know anyway?
465
00:50:24,523 --> 00:50:26,316
And Besides, who is that Gwizdo?
466
00:50:26,317 --> 00:50:28,026
Lord Pain in the Butt?
467
00:50:28,193 --> 00:50:29,777
Sir Old Fart?
468
00:50:29,778 --> 00:50:32,072
Mr. Blister foot?
469
00:50:33,406 --> 00:50:35,784
He was my one friend.
470
00:53:08,937 --> 00:53:10,021
What are you doing here?
471
00:53:10,105 --> 00:53:11,690
Hello, Sir Gwizdo.
472
00:53:11,815 --> 00:53:14,818
So the rats jumping the ship,
is he?
473
00:53:15,068 --> 00:53:16,528
What's this circus all about?
474
00:53:16,653 --> 00:53:19,698
- You're Abandoning your friends.
- Lord McChicken.
475
00:53:19,823 --> 00:53:22,200
Wait a sec', what do you ladies want?
476
00:53:22,283 --> 00:53:24,035
To me feel guilty, is that it?
477
00:53:24,119 --> 00:53:24,994
Scaredy pants.
478
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:27,580
Scaredy pants?
Yeah, and so what?
479
00:53:27,664 --> 00:53:29,999
You think I look like the hero
of this fairy tale?
480
00:53:30,083 --> 00:53:33,545
And Lian-Chu, what's gonna happen to him?
481
00:53:34,546 --> 00:53:35,920
He won't listen to me.
482
00:53:35,921 --> 00:53:37,340
Sir I'm shaking like a leaf ..
483
00:53:37,465 --> 00:53:39,551
Sir I'm sh-sh-shaking like a leaf.
484
00:53:39,634 --> 00:53:40,760
It's all Zoes fault.
485
00:53:40,844 --> 00:53:42,637
- And the lie.
- Sir rip off artist.
486
00:53:42,721 --> 00:53:43,430
Shut up!
487
00:53:43,555 --> 00:53:45,056
I didn't choose to be small and poor.
488
00:53:45,140 --> 00:53:46,261
Do not forget ugly and mean.
489
00:53:46,307 --> 00:53:48,560
Exactly, ugly and mean!
490
00:53:48,643 --> 00:53:53,064
Now get out of here, scram
just scram, bats,
491
00:53:53,189 --> 00:53:56,359
I do not believe in heroism
and "happily ever after."!
492
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:58,987
And animals that talk!
493
00:54:02,282 --> 00:54:04,367
Animals that talk.
494
00:54:19,841 --> 00:54:21,926
Gwizdo.
495
00:54:30,143 --> 00:54:32,228
Zoe.
496
00:54:57,003 --> 00:54:59,088
Lian-Chu.
497
00:55:37,168 --> 00:55:39,254
Sir Lian-Chu.
498
00:55:43,466 --> 00:55:44,592
Sir Lian-Chu.
499
00:55:44,676 --> 00:55:48,596
Weird things are happening
underneath the village.
500
00:55:49,138 --> 00:55:51,224
Just wait for me here.
501
00:55:52,308 --> 00:55:56,521
Tell me honestly kid, what
do I have at the end of my arms?
502
00:55:56,604 --> 00:55:57,480
Hands?
503
00:55:57,605 --> 00:55:59,691
Wrong!
504
00:56:00,984 --> 00:56:03,069
Hello, there little Zoe.
505
00:56:05,196 --> 00:56:08,491
Lian-Chu, Sir Gwizdo is
doing weird things with his hands.
506
00:56:08,575 --> 00:56:12,036
Like knight Lensflair.
507
00:56:36,311 --> 00:56:38,438
We've got to get a bigger village.
508
00:57:14,557 --> 00:57:17,226
Come on now, quit fooling around sir Gwizdo.
509
00:57:17,352 --> 00:57:19,437
It's not funny.
510
00:57:21,522 --> 00:57:24,025
Hello little kiddies.
Would you like a story?
511
00:57:24,108 --> 00:57:25,902
Yes, yes, tell us a story.
512
00:57:26,027 --> 00:57:29,697
The story about the naive little girl who
mistook two lowly rogues for noble knights.
513
00:57:29,822 --> 00:57:31,908
No...
514
00:57:31,991 --> 00:57:33,743
We've already heard that one.
515
00:57:33,826 --> 00:57:35,119
Then another one, another one!
516
00:57:35,244 --> 00:57:37,330
Another please, please.
517
00:57:39,791 --> 00:57:42,710
And the one about the nice hunter
devoured by the World Gobbler?
518
00:57:42,794 --> 00:57:45,964
Because of some little girl who
dreamed of noble knights!
519
00:57:46,089 --> 00:57:48,716
Yeah, yeah, that one really stinks.
520
00:57:48,883 --> 00:57:53,221
And one of the two red bats that
strangled the little girl?
521
00:57:54,514 --> 00:57:57,058
Yes, yes, that's the one,
Ha ha ha ha!
522
00:58:35,513 --> 00:58:37,598
Zoe.
523
00:58:38,391 --> 00:58:40,101
Zoe.
524
00:58:40,184 --> 00:58:42,061
Zoe!
525
00:59:20,308 --> 00:59:23,686
I can't feel my legs.
526
00:59:32,153 --> 00:59:33,863
Your legs are just fine,
527
00:59:33,946 --> 00:59:36,157
you had a bad fall, that's all.
528
00:59:37,325 --> 00:59:39,410
You were right Gwizdo.
529
00:59:40,203 --> 00:59:43,372
Life isn't a fairy tale.
530
00:59:45,374 --> 00:59:46,793
But you know,
531
00:59:46,876 --> 00:59:49,670
It doesn't matter if you're not really.
532
00:59:49,796 --> 00:59:52,882
You're still my favorite heroes.
533
00:59:54,717 --> 00:59:58,971
Lian-Chu, he's even stronger
than Silver Knight Gothic,
534
00:59:59,097 --> 01:00:01,516
and that's no fairy tale.
535
01:00:01,641 --> 01:00:04,727
All you have to do is believe.
536
01:00:05,019 --> 01:00:09,357
But Lian-Chu needs you in order to succeed.
537
01:00:11,192 --> 01:00:14,570
Promise me you'll carry through
'til the end, Gwizdo
538
01:00:14,695 --> 01:00:18,032
and my death won't have been in vain.
539
01:00:21,661 --> 01:00:23,412
It's a promise Zoe.
540
01:00:23,538 --> 01:00:25,998
We're gonna make kindling out
of the World Gobbler.
541
01:00:28,751 --> 01:00:30,837
Really?
542
01:00:31,504 --> 01:00:32,839
I swear we will.
543
01:00:32,964 --> 01:00:35,049
Thank you, Gwizdo!
544
01:00:35,466 --> 01:00:37,552
But, you.
545
01:00:37,969 --> 01:00:38,970
You're not hurt?
546
01:00:39,053 --> 01:00:40,388
Nope.
547
01:00:40,513 --> 01:00:42,598
I just fell down there.
548
01:00:44,892 --> 01:00:47,103
You, but that that's immoral.
549
01:00:47,562 --> 01:00:49,313
Do you realize what a fright you gave us?
550
01:00:49,438 --> 01:00:50,815
You were really scared?
551
01:00:50,898 --> 01:00:52,483
Of course I was!
552
01:00:52,567 --> 01:00:55,695
That means that love me.
553
01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:02,658
Okay, partys over guys.
554
01:01:02,659 --> 01:01:04,745
We got us a World Gobbler to slay.
555
01:01:54,754 --> 01:01:57,423
What's that giant tree?
556
01:02:04,096 --> 01:02:06,182
It's for scale sir.
557
01:02:10,144 --> 01:02:11,687
That noise, what is it?
558
01:02:11,771 --> 01:02:13,064
Is that an earthquake?
559
01:02:13,189 --> 01:02:14,148
No,
560
01:02:14,273 --> 01:02:16,359
it was snoring.
561
01:02:16,567 --> 01:02:18,653
We have to find it.
562
01:03:46,073 --> 01:03:47,658
Take cover!
563
01:03:47,742 --> 01:03:49,827
Monster bat?
564
01:03:52,079 --> 01:03:54,165
My nightmare.
565
01:03:55,374 --> 01:03:58,919
That's the skeleton dragon
of my nightmares.
566
01:04:31,243 --> 01:04:33,329
Lian-Chu come back!
567
01:05:15,830 --> 01:05:17,915
Lian-Chu run!
568
01:05:48,696 --> 01:05:50,990
Help, Lian-Chu!
569
01:06:13,220 --> 01:06:16,849
I'm sorry Gwizdo,
we are all going to die!
570
01:06:17,433 --> 01:06:21,145
Zoe look at me, we gotta
believe, isn't that what you said?
571
01:06:21,270 --> 01:06:23,689
So hang on, hang on, hang on.
572
01:06:23,772 --> 01:06:27,151
I believe, I believe, I believe.
573
01:06:38,537 --> 01:06:44,126
I believe, I believe.
574
01:06:52,593 --> 01:06:54,678
Lian-Chu!
575
01:07:36,220 --> 01:07:38,305
Lian-Chu!
576
01:07:46,689 --> 01:07:48,774
Leave them alone!
577
01:08:05,291 --> 01:08:08,294
I do not fear you, ugly thing.
578
01:08:08,836 --> 01:08:13,799
My heart is pure as a
fresh water spring.
579
01:09:05,768 --> 01:09:08,145
Get up Lian-Chu!
580
01:09:18,530 --> 01:09:20,616
Go for it, Lian-Chu!
581
01:11:14,438 --> 01:11:16,732
Everything is really pretty now.
582
01:11:25,616 --> 01:11:27,743
Now over there will be the barn.
583
01:11:28,619 --> 01:11:30,704
And there the chicken coops.
584
01:11:31,079 --> 01:11:32,288
What do you mean?
585
01:11:32,289 --> 01:11:33,538
Our little farm old buddy.
586
01:11:33,539 --> 01:11:35,167
With sheep for your wool.
587
01:11:37,878 --> 01:11:41,131
And there the mill, for
bread, a big mill.
588
01:11:41,256 --> 01:11:44,510
And over there your sheep barn,
and when I say sheep barn ..
589
01:11:44,511 --> 01:11:46,970
I mean a real sheep barn.
590
01:11:57,648 --> 01:11:59,733
And here, our house.
591
01:12:05,322 --> 01:12:08,242
With your bed room, my bed room
592
01:12:10,953 --> 01:12:13,038
and Zoes bed room.
593
01:12:13,539 --> 01:12:17,376
A big room with a view
of the flying bunny rabbits,
594
01:12:17,501 --> 01:12:19,545
whenever she comes to see us
during the holidays, right?
595
01:12:19,628 --> 01:12:21,713
Yes!
596
01:12:29,263 --> 01:12:31,640
So we gonna go pick up Uncle Arnies cash?
597
01:12:31,765 --> 01:12:33,851
We certainly deserve it.
598
01:13:04,548 --> 01:13:07,759
Where are my noble knights?
599
01:13:10,470 --> 01:13:13,724
But, but my great and wealthy Lord,
we're here.
600
01:13:13,807 --> 01:13:14,641
You?
601
01:13:14,725 --> 01:13:19,688
Yeah, Lian-Chu and Gwizdo,
ya know, dragon hunters.
602
01:13:21,565 --> 01:13:24,860
All right look, isn't that your X
at the bottom of this parchment?
603
01:13:24,943 --> 01:13:26,445
Alright, enough of this,
604
01:13:26,570 --> 01:13:28,488
I don't see any hunters.
605
01:13:28,572 --> 01:13:31,366
What I see are two coarse and lowly rogues...
606
01:13:31,450 --> 01:13:35,162
With all due respect, my
Lord, I do believe I did warn you.
607
01:13:35,245 --> 01:13:39,207
But Uncle, it's really true,
Lian-Chu killed the World Gobbler.
608
01:13:39,333 --> 01:13:42,002
That is why you were cured and
nature has blossomed,
609
01:13:42,085 --> 01:13:43,921
and there are little bunnies everywhere.
610
01:13:44,046 --> 01:13:47,257
And you little runaway, your
tall tales will get you nowhere.
611
01:13:47,341 --> 01:13:50,302
They are not tall tales, the Lian-Chu is a hero.
612
01:13:50,427 --> 01:13:52,721
Get out of my sight insolent girl.
613
01:13:52,804 --> 01:13:55,724
Your eyes are even more inside out than before.
614
01:13:55,807 --> 01:13:58,936
Off to the convent, little pest.
615
01:13:59,269 --> 01:14:01,355
So much the better.
616
01:14:03,190 --> 01:14:06,568
Because I would rather go
to the crooked tooth convent than
617
01:14:06,652 --> 01:14:10,322
live with a bitter, heartless, ugly old fart
who doesn't even love me.
618
01:14:10,447 --> 01:14:12,782
Zoe get back here immediately.
619
01:14:12,783 --> 01:14:14,159
Zoes right!
620
01:14:14,242 --> 01:14:17,955
Your really a looser,
and besides, your mean to little girls
621
01:14:18,080 --> 01:14:22,584
you don't know Zoe, she is kind,
she's courageous, and she's intelligent,
622
01:14:22,668 --> 01:14:26,922
she deserves so much better than a dishonest,
self centered, meiserly old uncle,
623
01:14:27,547 --> 01:14:30,300
and with all due respect I have
for the boogers in my nose
624
01:14:30,384 --> 01:14:36,515
I would like to know what Lord
Arnold, The Butt Wipe, has to say about that!
625
01:14:45,565 --> 01:14:49,444
Ooh. I tell ya
kings are not respectable people.
626
01:14:50,028 --> 01:14:53,448
It was when you called him Arnold
the Butt Wipe, that he really got mad.
627
01:14:53,573 --> 01:14:57,244
Hey, hey, just a sec there Mr. coward,
you could have done something.
628
01:14:57,327 --> 01:14:59,955
Why, you did a great
job on your own.
629
01:15:00,080 --> 01:15:02,958
A great job,
are you pulling my leg?
630
01:15:03,083 --> 01:15:07,421
If it wasn't for you, Zoe
would have gotten spanked on her bare bottom.
631
01:15:11,091 --> 01:15:12,718
You know,
632
01:15:12,801 --> 01:15:14,886
you're right.
633
01:15:17,389 --> 01:15:20,017
You think that we'll see Zoe again someday?
634
01:15:20,100 --> 01:15:21,309
Forget about her buddy.
635
01:15:21,435 --> 01:15:23,145
Look at us, nothing has changed,
636
01:15:23,228 --> 01:15:29,776
we're still two course and lowly rouges just good
for getting our butts kicked by royalty.
637
01:15:30,318 --> 01:15:32,946
Hey, wait up for me, noble knights.
638
01:15:33,030 --> 01:15:35,532
Zoe, what are you doing here?
639
01:15:35,615 --> 01:15:38,452
The old crooked tooth isn't my style.
640
01:15:39,036 --> 01:15:42,372
I'm gonna go live on the little farm with you guys.
641
01:15:42,456 --> 01:15:44,041
What little farm?
642
01:15:44,124 --> 01:15:47,169
You know, the one you dream of,
643
01:15:47,836 --> 01:15:52,424
with a big mill and the
barn and sheep, for wool.
644
01:15:57,095 --> 01:16:00,098
Zoe, I love you.
645
01:16:14,279 --> 01:16:17,240
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